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1	[[folder: Main series]]
2	* Season One
3	** Godzilla mentioning he has a peanut allergy in the very first episode.
4	** Rodan declaring he will cut his dick off after seeing Mothra dating King Ghidorah, claiming it will distract him from the pain.
5	** The episode "Godzilla PI" centering about a private detective-themed novel which Rodan wrote has plenty of gems.
6	** Zilla in his earlier appereances is a walking moment of funny. He is esentially a smaller, chubby version of Godzilla that talks with a British accent. To top it all, the toy used to represent him is locked in Godzilla's (in)famous dance which he performed after beating Ghidorah in ''Film/InvasionOfAstroMonster''.
7	** Rodan staying behind in a Gamera movie just to watch the sex scenes and then being quickly pulled away by Godzilla.
8	** Gigan's introduction and his attempt to enter Godzilla's band.
9	** Godzilla and Rodan going completely drunk.
10	** Jet Jaguar having sex with Hedorah. When he first sees her, he says, in a dumbfounded voice "She's beautiful". Hedorah herself speaking in subtitled farting noises all the time as well.
11	** Rodan mistaking three [[Franchise/MyLittlePony ponies]] for King Ghidorah at a bar.
12	** "Monsters in Training". As the upbeat, motivational song of the same name plays in the background, we are threated to shots of Godzilla and Rodan constantly failing at every exercise they try.
13	** Jet Jaguar after Mechagodzilla rebuilds him. Particularly his original function, which was singing and playing the banjo at childrens birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese's and his awfully long serial number.
14	** King Ghidorah's final words before his first defeat:[[OhCrap "Oh shit!"]]
15	** The bit of SelfDeprecation in the season finale. After Godzilla (rethorically) asks "who writes this crap, anyway?", a live-action scene of the creator wearing a Godzilla mask shows up, laughs and then says "Ain't i a stinker?" while giving the thumbs up.
16	* Season 2
17	** The formation of LESBIANS. Also, Earl for being the token human in a group of monsters. The [[EvilLaugh LESBIANS laughing evilly at the end]] with Gigan thinking they're his friends is also a hilarious scene.
18	** Minilla's introduction.
19	** Rodan and Jet trying to hold an intervention for Godzilla.
20	----> '''Rodan:''' Godzilla, we need to talk. Now, nobody's accusing you of anything, but we ''think'' you might have a drug problem.\
21	'''Godzilla:''' ''(snorts a massive amount of cocaine)'' [[ImplausibleDeniability Why would you even say that?]]\
22	'''Rodan:''' Ever since you became a big star again, you've changed, and it's affecting the band.\
23	'''Jet:''' You have been late for five consecutive rehearsals.\
24	'''Rodan:''' Also, we're pretty sure you're on drugs.\
25	'''Godzilla:''' [[BlatantLies I am not on drugs!]]\
26	''[Spacegodzilla walks in]''\
27	'''Spacegodzilla:''' Uh, someone here call for drugs?\
28	'''Godzilla:''' Yeah. I got the money, you got the stuff?\
29	'''Spacegodzilla:''' Yeah, I got the stuff, you got the money?\
30	'''Godzilla:''' [[RuleOfThree Yeah, I got the money, you got the stuff?]]\
31	'''Spacegodzilla:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yeah, I got the stuff. How about that money?]]\
32	'''Rodan:''' [[LargeHam CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING THE BAND APART?!]]
33	** The entirety of "Titanosaurus".
34	----> '''Titanosaurus:''' ''([[LaughingMad laughs]])'' What's up, ya fatasses? ''(Laughs again)'' Oh, look at this bunch right here!\
35	'''Megalon:''' It's nice to meet you.\
36	'''Titanosaurus:''' You talkin' to me, POOH BEAR?! With your goddamn magic wand on yo head!? I got three leprechauns talkin' to me right now, and they all sayin' shit! ''([[LaughingMad laughs]])''\
37	'''Gigan:''' You guys...\
38	'''Titanosaurus:''' [[WordSaladHumor I start a crackhead with your arms!]] ''(laughs)'' How do you scratch your balls with those things? ''(Laughs)''\
39	'''Gigan:''' Well, actually-\
40	'''Titanosaurus:''' [[BigShutUp Aw, shut up! Shut up!]] You're just like my grandpappy, always telling me I can't do things!
41	*** "You talkin' to me, Christopher Robbins?! Well, paint me blue and call me Pappy Smurf! You took the biggest damn shit I ever seen!"
42	*** When the mysterious leader asks that Space Godzilla get rid of him, Titanosaurus takes Earl hostage and then rips off his head. He bursts into tears, only to then start trying to find "the sweet, sweet candy inside."
43	** Gamera's attempt to redeem a down-on-his-luck Godzilla by converting him to his religion, which worships Lord Blundergosh, god of the monsters. Special mention goes to him baptizing (read: drowning) Godzilla in the sink.
44	** ''[[ShowWithinAShow Yoda Gone Wild]]''.
45	----> "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Nice titties, I have!]]"
46	* Season 3
47	** First episode of the new season has [=MiB=] setting "Jet Jaguar vs Megalon" in the woods by a river interacting with the environment since Jet was searching [[DoubleEntendre long and hard]] for Megalon.
48	** Godzilla joins the Avengers to fight Magneto. HilarityEnsues.
49	----> "Trrrrremble before the awesome powers of MAGNEEEEEEETO!"
50	*** "Oh no! How did you know burning me to death was my only weakness?!"
51	** One of the first things Minilla does with his new video camera is surprise Mothra in the shower.
52	** TheReveal that Baragon, who has up to this point served as TheDragon to King Kong, is actually an actor getting into character for his next role.
53	** Baragon and Gamera trying to exorcise a possessed Minilla in "Halloween".
54	--> '''Baragon:''' In the name of Jesus, leave this child!\
55	'''Gamera:''' No Jesus, only Blundergosh!
56	* Season 4
57	* Season 5
58	** This starts the maiden voyage of the [[FourthWallMailSlot mailbag]], and Rodan was the first to be asked a question... about if he was still angry at Godzilla for his one-night stand with Mothra.
59	** [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy Drunk Battra]].
60	--> "Do the Battra! Do the Battra!"
61	* Season 6
62	* Season 7
63	* Season 8
64	* Season 9
65	** Before Rodan could attend Aporkalypse 2017 (more like crash Gorosaurus' barbecue), Mothra ordered him to clean the house.
66	---> '''Rodan:''' Who the fuck's clothes are these, anyway?
67	** Rodan, King Ghidorah II, and ''Mothra'' getting into a flame war with an internet troll. Who turns out to be ''UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump''!
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70	[[folder: Reviews]]
71	* MIB's Top 5
72	* MIB Video Game Reviews & Live Streams
73	** MIB's review of three Godzilla Handheld Games features him reacting to the three games by saying nothing but "fuck" in different tones. (He admitted he was inspired by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8 this scene]] from Series/TheWire.)
74	** MIB's reaction to the fact that Dr. Serizawa is a playable character in Godzilla Generations.
75	* Orga Reviews
76	* MIB Play Time
77	* MIB Comic Reviews

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