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1WebVideo/MatthewSantoro has made quite a few people laugh on the internet. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments You can probably guess why]].
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3* Eugene dancing to the music from "[[Music/{{LMFAO}} Sexy and I Know It]]" in "How to be Popular".
4* The various [[TakeThat insults]] and impressions that Matt makes in his videos. They're quite numerous indeed, so much that Matt has [[TakeThat/MatthewSantoro his own page]] of them.
5* One ''really'' funny moment comes from "The 10 CRAZIEST Foods in the World!" when Matt mentions the frog shashimi. He wonders who would want a [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom still beating heart]]... besides that witch doctor from ''Franchise/IndianaJones''.
6-->'''Witch Doctor''': CALIMA! CALIMA! [[RuleofThree CALIMA]]!
7-->'''Chef''': Da Fuck?!
8** Matt's thoughts on the "tuna eyeball" in "The 10 CRAZIEST Foods in the World!". He finds it to be the most normal food on the list, but he wonders what kind of tuna has an eyeball ''that'' big.
9** [[DeepFriedWhatever Deep-fried tarantulas]] are listed on number 4, much to Matts disgust. His reaction is to leave the building while repeatedly saying that the video is over, but the next scene has him begrudgingly coming back, saying "We're gonna have to get through this one quickly".
10** In "The 10 CRAZIEST Foods in the World!", Matt wonders how one could get bull testicles to eat. He grabs a pair of scissors, and says, "Sorry Betsy, [[GroinAttack but I've gots to eat dinner tonight]]! He he he..."
11* In "The Urban Dictionary Quiz", Matt quizzes Jimmy on definitions of slang terms from Website/UrbanDictionary, and gives him the term "cock block". Jimmy, having grown up on a farm, guesses that it's the things that the farmer would stack up in front of the henhouse in order to prevent the roosters from getting in and making love to the chickens - hence, blocking the cock. Matt laughs, and explains that it's when one interferes with someone else's sexual intentions. Jimmy objects, and says that he got it right, as the farmer would be interfering with the chickens.
12* In "5 Lies School Taught You", Matt discusses the misconception that doodling in class is a distraction, and points out that it can actually be beneficial. He then adds that all the dick pictures you drew in your notes might've actually been helpful, and proceeds to draw dick pictures in a comedic fashion.
13* In "The A.D.D Test", Matt goes to get his Tourette's medication, and when he finds that the store is closed, he curses in anger, "[[HollywoodTourettes Motherfucking ballsack hairy asshole dick-licking tits!]]". He then gets back on the phone and starts talking casually to his Reverend about UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}.
14* In "10 Abnormally Large Animals That ACTUALLY EXIST!", Matt's initial reaction to the Goliath birdeater is to panic and try to leave.
15** Later on, his answer to his own question concerning imagining 150,000 giant golden-crowned flying foxes together. "Na na na na na na na na no thanks!"
16* From October 20th to 22nd of 2015, Rob Dyke came to visit Matthew for a few days. While all three vlogs are a mix of this and SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}}, there is a Funny Moment in the first [[https://youtu.be/md1EZuqSf2k?t=26m7s vlog]], if not only because of how ''sudden'' it was.
17-->'''Rob''': You're gonna be drunk-vlogging ''so much.''
18-->'''Matthew''': They have to expect that, you're in town.
19-->'''Rob''': ''(suddenly gets close to the camera in a nasal voice)'' ''You have to expect that!''
20-->''(A {{Beat}} as the two make funny faces)''
21-->'''Matthew''': ...Anothe-
22-->''(Rob '''[[JumpScare screams]]''' at the top of his lungs)''
23** In another vlog, Rob puts a small plastic bag over his head and pretends to be [[Literature/HarryPotter Voldemort]]. The result is...''interesting.''
24-->''Harry...How did it feel when Hagrid...stuck his penis in your asshole...?''
25-->''I can't really speak, my nose is...it [[NoNose doesn't exist anymore, Harry...]] Do you know how big a fact is-'' Harry, do you know the psychological effects not having a nose has on a person? You think I'm evil [[ForTheEvulz just for the sake of being evil]]? No. No, there's something a bit more, Harry. '''I don't have a [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] nose, Harry.''' If you--okay. ''Get-rid-of-nose-us!'' There you go, [[NotSoDifferentRemark now you can fucking deal with]] the shit ''I'' put up with, Harry!

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