Line #27 Funny/MCURewrites


1	!!Funny moments in the ''Fanfic/MCURewrites:''
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3	[[AC: ''Age of Ultron: Redux'']]
4	* The description: [[BrutalHonesty "Mads watched 'Age of Ultron'. Mads hated 'Age of Ultron'. Mads rewrote 'Age of Ultron'."]]
5	* Darcy's cameo has her barking orders to the various lab assistants at Jane's facility.
6	* [[spoiler:[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Tony was apparently the only one who was unaware that Natasha and Clint are an item.]]]]
7	* "Avengers-" ''[scene cuts off]''
8	* The mid-credits scene has Natasha and Clint tell Tony what happened in [[NoodleIncident Budapest]]. There's no description of what happened, just Tony's stunned reaction. [[spoiler:After he leaves, it's revealed they didn't actually tell him what really happened.]]
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10	[[AC: ''New Avengers'']]
11	* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wanda and Pietro arguing about knots.]]
12	* Apparently, one of the effects of Wanda's "chaos net" [[ComedicUnderwearExposure is making someone's pants fall down]].
13	* Pietro eating Sam's pudding. What adds to it is Steve's reaction being that of a parent who is seriously questioning their life choices.
14	* [[HugeGuyTinyGirl Vision asking Wanda if all humans are as short as her.]]
15	* Rhodey wondering what a "fandom" is. [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow Everyone else (barring Vision) tells him not to ask.]]
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17	[[AC: ''Black Widow'']]
18	* Natasha's first meeting with Coulson.
19	-->'''Coulson:''' Don’t tell me that’s [Natasha] who I think it is.\
20	'''Clint:''' Don’t talk about my French mail order bride like that.\
21	'''Natasha:''' Je m’appelle Natalie.\
22	'''Coulson:''' ''[gives look that says 'you're not fooling anybody']'' Great. She’s got your sense of humor. And here I was thinking, if only I had TWO versions of Clint in my life, it’s not like I get enough bad jokes and heart attacks as it is.\
23	'''Clint:''' Geez, what crawled up your ass? You had to go babysit Stark again?\
24	'''Natasha:''' Stark? Tony Stark?\
25	'''Coulson:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you for dropping sensitive information in front of the RUSSIAN SPY!]]\
26	'''Clint:''' She is DEFECTING.
27	* Natasha's disgust at drinking American beer.
28	* Natasha making pancakes for Clint, what makes it funny is Clint's disappointment at her making blueberry pancakes when he wanted chocolate chip.
29	* [[spoiler:[[NoodleIncident Budapest]] finally getting some details.]]
30	* [[spoiler:[[DramaticIrony Clint and Natasha lying through their teeth about the nature of their]] [[OfficialCouple relationship]].]]
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32	[[AC: ''Captain America: Ghosts Of HYDRA'']]
33	* [[CallBack Again, "Avengers-"]]
34	* Sharon bemoaning the fact that if Steve misses Peggy's birthday she's going to blame her.
35	* This moment:
36	-->'''Rumlow:''' ''[to Bucky and Steve]'' Hello boys! ''[to Sharon]'' [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And girl.]]\
37	'''Sharon:''' ''[does a sarcastic curtsy]''
38	* While Sharon is trying to shut down the machines housing the other Winter Soldiers.
39	-->'''Sharon:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do these things never have a button that says "off"?]]
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41	[[AC: ''Avengers: Civil War'']]
42	* [[MoodWhiplash Scott's first appearance is him shrinking down and climbing Maria's arm so he can listen to the conversation without anyone noticing.]]
43	* Fury asks who is against registering. Clint votes that he is against it and votes for Steve and Sam who are not currently present by raising his other arm and his leg. Natasha promptly shoves Clint's leg back down.
44	* The questions about T'Challa's Black Panther costume.
45	* Steve's team (barring Wanda who climbed into their van and locked the doors to change) having to change into their superhero suits in front of each other in a parking lot.
46	-->'''Clint:''' Don't make this weird.

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