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1	* Hen and Duck are carrying Owl on top of a "magic carpet" of cardboard while he plays the mandolin.
2	-->'''Cat:''' Is it my turn yet?
3	-->'''Hen:''' Not until Owl's ride is over, Cat. (She trips on a rock causing her, Duck, and Owl to lose balance and fall over dramatically)
4	-->'''Cat:''' Is Owl's ride over now?
5	-->'''Hen:''' Yes, Cat.
6	* And in the same episode:
7	-->'''Hen:''' We found a magic carpet that's going to take us to faraway lands.
8	-->'''Cat:''' To Egypt.
9	-->'''Owl:''' And India!
10	-->'''Duck:''' And Ohio!
11	* The ImagineSpot each of Little Bear's friends have of themselves as mermaids.
12	* When Little Bear, Duck and Cat try to help Hen paint her house white, Duck accidentally knocks the paint onto Little Bear. When Duck goes over to see if he's OK, she says this gem:
13	-->'''Duck:''' Are you all ''[[MistakenForRacist white]]''!?
14	* Hen and Cat are the ones left when they play Musical Chairs. Ladylike Hen of all people narrows her eyes at Cat as if to say, "Oh yes, it's ''on''."
15	** In the same episode, Cat wins and his prize is a ball of yarn. He goes crazy with it for a minute before becoming embarrassed that he's tangled and is ready to move onto the next game.
16	* Little Bear getting in his father's bath in "Family Bath Time" and then them both pulling in Mother Bear, [[NonNudeBathing still in her clothes]].
17	* Everyone singing the winter song in "Winter Solstice" the proper way- "Mother Bear loves winter, Father Bear loves winter, and I do too... and I do too!" and such, then Duck finishes it off with "Hee hee, AND ME TOO!"
18	* For some reason Owl ''really'' wants to wear a suit.
19	-->jealous of the others complimenting Little Bear "''I'd'' look elegant too if I had that suit on."
20	-->"Now I'll never get to wear a suit..."
21	** And his excited hoot when he's allowed to wear Little Bear's jacket.
22	* In the same episode, what they all say to make themselves smile for the camera (and how the picture actually [[https://littlebear.fandom.com/wiki/A_Family_Portrait/Gallery?file=Picture_of_Hen%252C_Owl%252C_Cat_and_Duck.png turned out]]):
23	-->'''Cat and Hen:''' Cheese!
24	-->'''Owl:''' Mozzarella!
25	-->'''Duck:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext ANYTHING]]!
26	* "Follow the Leader":
27	** When everyone is listening to their echoes while on top of an imaginary mountain, Duck tries yodeling. Instead, her echo comes back as "quack quack!", much to her (and the audience's) confusion.
28	** One FantasySequence has everyone flying... but when it ends, Owl and Duck [[ForgotAboutHisPowers belatedly realise]] that [[FurryReminder they can already fly]].
29	* After the family's record player breaks just before Grandmother Bear and Grandfather Bears' anniversary party, [[ADogNamedDog Raccoon]], who's said to be good at repairing things, attempts to fix it during the party so there will be music for the party. However, it is clear that he is NOT good at his job, misjudging vital parts needed for it to function properly with unimportant materials. After much unorthodox repair work, he tests to see if it works. It seems to for a few seconds... and then the gramophone [[EpicFail EXPLODES.]]
30	--->'''Raccoon''': "Maybe this piece '''was''' important."
31	* Owl's "eulogy" for Lucy in "Lucy's Okay" was simply, "Words cannot express my affection for Lucy. She...was a doll." Also, the whole fact that everyone spends the episode pretending that Lucy is dead – the kind of morbid game that real kids do enjoy playing, but which rarely appears in a sweet show like this – and that Duck CannotTellFictionFromReality and spends the whole episode genuinely crying over Lucy's "death."
32	* In "Big Bad Broom":
33	** Throughout the episode, Little Bear treats the broom like it's a person-- apologizing when he knocks it over, scolding it when it gets in the way, etc.
34	** When Little Bear spots the hay, he says:
35	--->'''Little Bear''': "Hey-- hay!"
36	* In "Diva Hen":
37	-->'''Duck:''' Hen's a wonderful singer when you can't hear her sing!
38	** Cat is working as the curtain opener for Hen. He does not appreciate any of "Diva Hen's" flirtatious looks or the kiss she plants on his cheek when she's finished singing.
39	-->'''Hen, to the audience:''' Thank you, thank you!
40	-->'''Cat, grateful:''' Thank you. ''Thank'' you!
41	* "April Fool", where Little Bear is attempting to prank his parents:
42	-->'''Little Bear:''' I've lost my head!
43	-->'''Father Bear:''' barely looking up I'll let you know if I find it.
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45	-->'''Little Bear:''' wearing a mask Mother Bear! Father Bear! There's a monster in the yard!!
46	-->'''Father Bear:''' Well, ask him if he'd like to play croquet!
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48	* "Balloon Heads": The otters don't understand how jokes work, and keep ruining Owl's attempt to tell them a knock-knock joke.
49	* In the movie, Cat boasts he has been through the scary-looking wilderness where Cub is from many times. Owl asks when he's done this. Cat: "...Once."
50	* In "Caterpillars", there's a RunningGag of Duck wanting to eat the caterpillars, and when they're gone because they've turned into pupas, she says, "I didn't eat them, honest!".
51	* In "Fishing with Father Bear", when Little Bear says he's caught a fish for Mother Bear, Father Bear says that she'll like what he's caught even better. He then swims over to Little Bear, picks him up, and says, "You!".

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