Line #10 Funny/KnownSpace


1	* Larry Niven's early writing is notable for his characters' witty dialogue and narration [[CasualDangerDialog even in the face of mortal danger]], such as the banter between Beowulf Shaeffer and Elephant in "Flatlander".
2	-->'''Beowulf Shaeffer:''' We looked at each other, waiting. But there was nothing to say. Except, ''[[CaptainObvious Elephant, look! We don't have a hull no more! Isn't that remarkable?]]''
3	* On seeing the scale at which the Ringworld meteor defense system operates in ''[[Literature/{{Ringworld}} The Ringworld Engineers]]'':
4	-->'''Chmeee (whose race has fought war after war against humans, and lost them all; in his native Hero's Tongue):''' With such a weapon, I could boil the Earth to vapor.
5	-->'''Luis Wu (who understands a little of that language, and is from Earth):''' Shut up.
6	-->'''Chmeee:''' It was a natural thought, Louis...
7	* Among the ''Man-Kzin Wars'' stories, one of the few intentionally written as a comedy is "String" by Hal Colebatch and Matthew Joseph Harrington, in volume XII. It even has a ShoutOut to ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' of all things.
8	* Another is "Leftovers" by Matthew Joseph Harrington, in which Buford Early runs afoul of a rogue Protector. Seeing the most MagnificentBastard in Known Space forced to play "Hot/Cold" with a mutant supergenius is kind of like watching a Creator/{{Vathara}} character being told to StopHittingYourself. Perhaps the best stunt "Ursula" pulls is when Early manages to slip away for a moment, dials up one of his subordinates to warn them of the threat, only to find the screen's been shut off. "Ursula" then pops up behind him, clamps his mouth shut and says -- in Early's (drunk!) voice -- that said subordinate is a beautiful person, he should tell everyone, and the screen's off because he's naked.
9	-->'''Buford Early''': Enthusiasm is no substitute for experience.\
10	'''"Ursula"''': No amount of practice will create talent.
11	** Aaand it all ends with a wimpering bang; Early ''finally'' gets his hands on a weapon...
12	--->'''Buford Early''': You missed one.\
13	'''"Ursula"''': And you missed my companion.\
14	'''Buford Early''': Are you serious? "[[LookBehindYou There’s someone behind you]]?" That’s [[TheOldestTricksInTheBook The Oldest Trick in the Book]].\
15	''(Kzin companion steals gun)''\
16	'''"Ursula"''': Actually, the oldest trick in the book is kidnapping a couple of teenagers, brainwiping them, waking them up in a prepared habitat, and saying, "I made you out of dust and I made her out of one of your ribs."\
17	''(Kzin companion aims stunner at Early)''\
18	'''Buford Early''': ([[OhCrap thinking]]) ''"I am the very model of a ModernMajorGeneral..."''
19	** There's a hilarious summary of UsefulNotes/TheHundredYearsWar, too;
20	--->'''"Ursula"''': All this stuff on the battlefield is going on because a teenage French girl was prettier than her mother, who resented her and made her finish up some rye bread that had gone bad and should have been thrown away.\
21	'''Buford Early''': Is that a serious explanation of UsefulNotes/JoanOfArc?\
22	'''"Ursula"''': It explains the visions, and some of her work displays the behaviors of an abuse survivor. It’ll do.
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Context Funny / KnownSpace