Line #10 Funny/JusticeLeagueCrisisOnTwoEarths


1	* True to form, Flash is the main exporter. Whenever bad guys are involved, it frequently turns into a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well. His treatment of Evil Black Canary is perhaps the best example.
2	** To be exact, Flash picking up Scream Queen, running on water. While then he just puts her down in the water, and runs back.
3	** At one point, Model Citizen, an Earth-Two telepath who is the evil version of Looker, tries to control his mind.
4	--->'''Model Citizen:''' You don't want to fight me, you want to help me.
5	--->'''Flash:''' I don't want to fight you, I want to (''shakes off mind control'') Hey, this is like the JediMindTrick!
6	--->'''Model Citizen:''' putting Flash back under mind control This is ''not'' like the Jedi mind trick.
7	--->'''Flash:''' This is not like the Jedi mind trick.
8	* Good Lex, especially when first visiting Earth-1. He ensures the Justice League is summoned by mock-threatening to [[{{Foreshadowing}} blow up the world]], and when they arrive, he has stripped naked to demonstrate he's not armed.
9	-->'''Flash:''' Whoa! And they call me "[[{{Pun}} The Flash]]".
10	-->(Later)
11	--> '''Superman:''' (Good Lex starts to stand up but Superman stops him): ...Pants.
12	-->'''Good Lex:''' Looks down ...Oh.
13	** The cherry on top is the ''tone'' he uses, like "oh right, people wear those don't they". Many a youtuber has pointed out that he seems almost disappointed at the prospect of putting pants back on.
14	** What's the first thing he does upon arriving? Asks for directions.
15	--->'''Good Lex:''' (''totally polite and friendly'') Good morning. Would you be kind enough to direct me to the nearest police station?
16	** When he asks the police to call the Justice League, one of them replies "or else?" Luthor takes a moment to respond "Oh, I don't know, I'll destroy the world? ''{{beat}}'' Is that sufficient?" It's almost {{Adorkable}} to see the good Luthor not really sure what kind of threat or demand they'd expect of him so he falls back on the most cliched one he can think of.
17	* Batman is talking to the Flash on Earth, who's at a beach eating a pretzel. Flash is apprehensive about the new, experimental teleportation device the Watchtower has. As he's talking about how unsafe it might be, Batman teleports Flash to the Watchtower. Then he takes Flash's pretzel while he's left dumbfounded before exploding at being used as a guinea pig.
18	-->'''Batman:''' Teleporter works. [Takes the pretzel and starts eating.]\
19	'''Flash:''' ARE YOU CRAZY?!
20	* Evil Jimmy Olsen. Just... Evil Jimmy Olsen.
21	** The sly {{Mythology Gag}}s of Good Lex calling him "Ultraman's Pal" and him having a signal watch that calls Ultraman to his aid.
22	* While not intentional, and the scene itself is rather sad, seeing that this version of Harley Quinn is inexplicably a monkey is incredibly hilarious.
23	* When fighting Johnny Quick, Quick starts picking up bits of jagged debris and hurling them toward Flash at supersonic speeds. Not only does Flash catch every single piece, he REASSEMBLES them and hands the repaired part to Quick. Cue "[[OhCrap Bugger.]]"
24	* Flash asking Wonder Woman why she even needs to keep the invisible jet if she can fly and then having Hal Jordan point out he drives a car in his civilian life.
25	** Adding to that, when Flash finds out Diana brought the plane with her to their world by running into the wing at SuperSpeed head first. He flips around in the air and lands on his face.
26	** Even more funny if you take into account this line from ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' (which the movie was originally meant to be in-continuity):
27	---> '''Green Lantern:''' (to Flash who bought himself a van) Why do ''you'' need [[DontComeAKnockin a van...]] wait, don't answer that. I don't wanna know.
28	* Green Lantern's skittishness upon being charged with going to Earth-3 and cleaning up. "For all my power when it comes down to it I'm just a beat cop. There are rules, another dimension may be out of our jurisdiction."
29	* Ultraman, after Batman returns from Earth Prime:
30	--> '''Ultraman:''' [[UngratefulBastard Now get your asses off my moon.]]
31	* Superwoman, after catching Batman when he chased her back to her own world, reviews some of the other worlds she could send him to:
32	--> '''Superwoman:''' Hmm, here's a world where humanity has mutated into hideous creatures of the night... No, you might like that.
33	** Also a FridgeBrilliance ContinuityNod; there's several Creator/DCComics Elseworlds stories that have Franchise/{{Batman}} either fighting vampires or turning ''into'' a vampire. Furthermore, the general concept behind the Batman villain "Man-Bat", a humanoid bat, is that he was a man who admired bats and/or Batman so much he transformed himself into a hybrid of man and bat.
34	* At the last scene when Batman introduces the new members for league expansion, Superman goes to shake hands with Aquaman... and [[CasanovaWannabe Flash immediately zooms next to Black Canary]].
35	* Black Canary manages to trick Captain Super Jr. with what may well be the oldest trick in her book.
36	--> '''Black Canary:''' [[SchmuckBait Wanna hear a secret?]]
37	--> '''Captain Super Jr.:''' [[TooDumbToLive (Leans in to hear)]]
38	--> '''Black Canary:''' [[SuperScream (Point-Blank Canary Cry)]]
39	* The fact Green Lantern's powers apparently work via a literal RockPaperScissors system. When Aurora creates a scissor construct to cut Hal in half, he counters with a rock construct of his own, instantly shattering the blades. Even Aurora is incredulous, as she recoils with a priceless look on her face.
40	* At the end of the movie, Martian Manhunter is sad about having to leave behind his LoveInterest from the MirrorUniverse. Wonder Woman tries to cheer him up:
41	-->'''Wonder Woman:''' Maybe there's another one like her on our Earth.
42	-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' [[GenreSavvy With my luck, she'll be evil.]]

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