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1* Batman doesn't want to be saved by Superman and shows this by [[DisproportionateRetribution slapping a bomb on his face]].
2** Later, Batman saves Green Lantern and Superman points out the [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]].
3-->'''Superman:''' Let me get this straight. You save Green Lantern and that's just fine, but I save you and it's some kind of crime against humanity?
4-->'''Batman:''' That's essentially it.
5* Everyone saying that the Flash used to be more positive.
6-->'''Batman:''' They look at us like we're lab rats.\
7'''Flash:''' Well ''aren't'' we?\
8'''Batman:''' Y'know, you really were sunnier back in the day...
9* Superman leaping to his near death, refusing to listen to everyone's insistence that he can no longer fly.
10* While fighting Locus, Green Lantern uses a constructed hand to poke her in the eyes, Three Stooges-style.
11* ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'' is modeled after her Bronze Age incarnation... which means she's no patience for fools and is very snarky.
12** In ''Justice League 3001'' #3:
13--->'''Supergirl:''' I'm confused, Flash. I thought we were going back to the League's headquarters.\
14'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' This is our headquarters.\
15'''Supergirl:''' In a castle...?\
16'''Flash:''' You've got to admit-- it's unique.
17** And in the fifth issue:
18--->'''Batman:''' There's another Batman here on Takron-Galtos, Supergirl. And, from what I've learned-- he's a dangerous lunatic.\
19'''Supergirl:''' So he's just like you.\
20'''Batman:''' I'm not some bloodthirsty vigilante.\
21'''Supergirl:''' Ah, the benefits of a damaged memory.\
22'''Batman:''' What are you saying?\
23'''Supergirl:''' I knew you, Bruce... the REAL you... A thousand years ago. Bravest man I ever met.\
24'''Batman:''' Thank you.\
25'''Supergirl:''' And the craziest.\
26'''Batman:''' That's not the way I remember it.
27** You wouldn't believe how funny Batman and Supergirl's banter may be:
28--->'''Batman:''' What do you think you're doing?\
29'''Supergirl:''' Saving you...?\
30'''Batman:''' I don't need saving!\
31'''Supergirl:''' Well, excuse me for trying to help!\
32'''Batman:''' You're as bad as your cousin, you know that?\
33'''Supergirl:''' No need to insult me!\
34'''Batman:''' That was pretty low. Sorry.
35* In the fifth issue, the Starro envoy has trouble figuring out restrooms...
36-->'''Starro:''' Forgive the delay, Guy Gardner. The Starro consciousness is unfamiliar with these units.\
37'''Guy:''' It ain't exactly a complex piece of equipment!\
38'''Starro:''' This need for constant waste disposal is a serious flaw in your species' biological design structure.\
39'''Guy:''' Really? An' havin' a starfish on your face while some obnoxious cosmic jackass uses your body for his own amusement is a good thing?
40* Ice ''vouches'' for Blue Beetle and Booster Gold's competence... well, after a fashion.
41-->'''Fire:''' Please! We're going to launch a covert operation with those two idiots?\
42'''Ice:''' They're '''far''' more capable than they appear. I think. I hope.
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