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1	[[foldercontrol]]
2	[[folder:Episode 1]]
3	* Five minutes in.
4	-->[Shiro is staring at part of a machine with a large amount of Hige-Hige {{Mooks}} behind him.]
5	-->'''Hige''':... [[VocalDissonance WHAT THE FUCK?]]
6	[[/folder]]
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8	[[folder:Episode 2]]
9	* Shiro: "I found where you live. I kinda blew it up, so I made a new one to apologize. But I still felt bad, so I made you soup. You're welcome."
10
11	[[/folder]]
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13	[[folder:Episode 3]]
14	* The death of Bat Bomber.
15	-->'''Birdy:''' Hang on, I got this. Hey, Bat Bomber.
16	-->'''Bat Bomber:''' Wha-explodes
17	-->'''Shout:''' Woah, what happened?
18	-->'''Birdy:''' His mind was blown.
19	-->{{Beat}}
20	-->'''Birdy:''' That, and the RPG.
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22	[[/folder]]
23
24	[[folder:Episode 4]]
25	* Near the end:
26	-->'''Shiro:''' You know, this isn't the worst mission we've had. At least you're not a cannibal.
27	-->'''Mole Boss:''' Nope, two weeks sober.
28	-->'''Shiro:''' I'm gonna pretend you said something else.
29	-->'''Mole Boss:''' I don't pay you to pretend.
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31	[[/folder]]
32
33	[[folder:Episode 5]]
34	* Shiro flashbacks at the wrong time:
35	-->'''Shiro:''' Mighty, no... No! My face is on fire!
36	-->'''Shout (behind a door):''' This may be a bad time, but I want my CD back.
37
38	* MAX introduces himself:
39	-->'''MAX:''' I am MAX, the new member of the Hige-Hige Bandits. Everyone likes me because I'm better than them. That was arrogant, I apologize.
40	-->'''Shiro:''' MAX, I like you. Please give back the badge.
41	-->'''MAX:''' You're very polite. And clearly disturbed.
42	[[/folder]]
43
44	[[folder:Episode 6]]
45	* Shiro still hates his job:
46	-->'''Shiro:''' "So we've been on Si[[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} bulbasaur]][[note]]Sibaralu, the ice comet[[/note]] for ten minutes and already we've second-based a bear. Surprisingly, not the worst day of my life."

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