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3	!![[AC: Season One]]
4	* Episode 1:
5	** A shut-in {{NEET}} gamer awakens in the body of his overpowered game avatar, Diablo the Demon Lord, to find an elf and a CatGirl kissing him on the cheek.
6	*** Not long afterward, as he's trying to figure out what's going on, he latches onto Shera mentioning Starfall Tower (where they are right now). Cut to a distance POV shot where Diablo suddenly narrates the place's purpose as a WallOfText scrolls up, yet also subtly makes a dig at the WallOfText by ending the narration after the first line.
7	** Diablo tries to remember the last time he talked to a girl, then wonders if he has ever talked to anyone else, and can only remember "soloing" his entire life.
8	** While Shera and Rem are arguing, the perverted Diablo imagines both of them without clothes on.
9	** Diablo, sick of hearing Shera and Rem's squabbling, orders them to smile and shake hands with one another. Both of them [[MindManipulation immediately do so with forced smiles on their faces]] before metal enslavement collars pop-up on their necks to everyone's shock (including Diablo's). Turns out the girls were trying to cast Enslavement Magic on Diablo, but due to an item he wore that reflects magic, he ended up enslaving the girls instead.
10	** At an inn, Shera happily chows down on all the food there, while her oversized boobs jiggle about.
11	** Diablo's "gamer instinct" picks up an important story line regarding Rem and he is determined to find out what it is, hoisting Rem up on his shoulder and declares he would take her upstairs to be tortured. A shocked Shera meekly answers that she'll stay downstairs with her food, while Rem orders the dumb elf to save her.
12	** Diablo's idea of torture (that he can actually ''follow-through on'', at least) is to stimulate Rem's [[FantasticArousal cat ears]] by stroking them, blowing on them, and sucking on them.
13	* Episode 2:
14	** Diablo awakens in the same bed as Rem and Shera, only to find an unfamiliar sensation in his left hand. He looks and is shocked to find his left hand on Shera's oversized boob and groping it without any control. He attempts to use his right hand to wrestle his left hand away, only to discover his right hand is busy groping Rem's budding breasts. He then continues to grope both girls while thinking "Oppai are awesome!" in his head.
15	*** When Shera wakes up and sees what Diablo is doing, she pulls away before adding that Diablo should never do such a thing... until he picks her as master. Diablo is shocked to hear that she would allow it if he chose her.
16	*** Rem is awakened by the noise, only to see Diablo's hand on her chest, causing her face (and whole body) to flush red. Diablo starts sweating profusely before he decides to roleplay the crude Demon Lord and orders Rem to hold her chest out proudly, "as [her] budding breasts are an asset too". [[ACupAngst Rem proceeds to scream]] and a sharp slapping sound is heard.
17	** When Rem and Shera take Diablo to be registered as adventurers, Diablo is unable to read the language written on the form, so he feigns being too lazy to fill it in and asks Shera to do it for him, which she happily agrees to. To finish the contract, a blood seal must be placed on the scroll. Diablo has to motivate himself and comparing it to taking a shot, to which he grabs a knife and cuts his finger, only he cuts ''too deep'' and his finger [[HighPressureBlood sprays out blood in a giant spurt]]. He then plants his bloody finger on the scroll which splashes blood everywhere, to the horror of the guild recruiter.
18	** Later, Shera believes Diablo is going to choose Rem as his master, and pounces on him about to break down in despair, all the while Diablo is immensely distracted by the giant boobs pushing onto him. Shera then asks if Diablo likes oppai as she caught him ''always looking at hers''. Rem then walks in and goes all {{tsundere}} at [[ACupAngst being reminded of how small hers are]].
19	* Episode 3:
20	** Emile, the guild's strongest warrior, uses a powerful skill with a lengthy charge time... and Diablo punches him in the face before he can finish. His deadpan expression really sells it.
21	** Shera and Diablo come cross a stream and Shera wants to bathe in it. Diablo immediately has a nervous breakdown as he can't bring himself to bathe with a woman with his poor social skills, complete with his ImagineSpot of seeing Shera in a bikini. So he pretends to be angered due to finding bathing to be an uninteresting activity.
22	** Shera presses her enormous boobs against Diablo's arm while citing she's not strong like he is, to which a flustered Diablo tries to get her to pullback by angrily telling her an adventurer shouldn't fear danger. This gives Shera more confidence and she thanks him by squeezing her boobs even harder against Diablo, while saying by being around him she can continue to grow, to which Diablo thinks if ''they'' grow anymore he would reach heaven.
23	* Episode 4:
24	** After both girls congratulate Diablo on his victory and each cling onto one of his arms, a very-tired Diablo remarks that if Shera pushed those things against him in his state, he'd collapse. Sure enough Diablo (in chibi form) falls forwards and his head lands firmly into Shera's boobs, where he's delighted he bounces right off them. He then flings in the other direction towards Rem, only to strike her chest with a resonating thud as he mutters, "Hard."
25	** Shera tries to convince a drowsy Diablo to go questing with her and, thanks to advice from Sylvie, she does so by donning a {{stripperiffic}} outfit and clambering onto him, asking if he can [[InnocentInnuendo "perk up"]] now. [[{{Tsundere}} Rem]] comes in and proceeds to aim a kick at Shera's head before [[ClingyJealousGirl ordering her to stay 30 feet away from Diablo]].
26	* Episode 5:
27	** This bit:
28	---> '''Diablo:''' They're still kidnappers, even if they're bad at it.\
29	'''Kidnapper:''' Dick.
30	* Episode 6:
31	** Rem is shocked to be informed that she might be ''pregnant with a demon''. Shera then ponders how this could have happened before remembering the night Diablo tortured her. Rem angrily declares that nothing of the sort happened that night, only for Shera to reveal [[MissConception she thought the act of sharing a bed with someone else was enough to make her pregnant]].
32	* Episode 7:
33	** When Shera displays her cleavage:
34	---> '''Diablo:''' [[InnerMonologue Screw potions; I need lotions for motions!]] [[FunWithAcronyms Superb Over-sized Orbs!]]
35	* Episode 8:
36	** Sylvie offers Diablo some alcohol that can restore MP. However being a shut-in {{NEET}}, Diablo reveals he CantHoldHisLiquor and instantly gets drunk. In his drunken state, he mistakes the rabbit girl as an anime body pillow to which he squeezes her into a hug, pulls her onto the bed, and rubs his face and hands against every part of her, while accidentally stripping her naked. He then passes out altogether on top of the naked Sylvie who can't get free to her clothes.
37	* Episode 9:
38	** Shera and Rem are complaining that each of them smell, so Shera suggests all of them (including Diablo) bathe together. Diablo's social anxiety at being a shut-in {{NEET}} resurfaces and he cannot bring himself to bathe with them, so he pretends that as a Demon Lord he didn't care for baths. While Shera and Rem are bathing, Shera decides to lick Rem, while Rem retaliates by pinching Shera's boobs and pulling them in opposite directions. All the while Diablo faces away behind a rock, conflicted over wanting to see this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity yet being emotionally incapable of the act.
39	* Episode 10:
40	** When trying to release Krebskrum from Rem's stomach, Edelgard says the standard method isn't working, and says it'd be better to make a (literal) hole to her stomach. After this is naturally rejected, she ponders for a few seconds... then comes this memorable conversation, [[RefugeInAudacity which was made as unsubtle as possible]]:
41	--->'''Edelgard:''' Use the [hole] she already has.\
42	'''Diablo:''' ''(startled)'' What? Where!?\
43	'''Edelgard:''' ''(points to directly between Rem's legs with her spear)'' Duh.\
44	''(cue heavy WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises shock from Diablo, Rem, Shera, and Alicia)''\
45	'''Edelgard:''' ''[[TheComicallySerious (still completely serious)]]'' Hands go in that way. It's easy; like this. ''(makes a very particular gesture with one hand)''\
46	'''Diablo:''' ''(mentally)'' The Shocker!? Nope! No times No divided by No to the power of Oh Hell No!
47	** Even after Krebskrum is released, she starts shouting how they're all going to die horribly, until she jolts and stops all of a sudden...
48	--->'''Krebskrum:''' [[FailedAttemptAtDrama Hold on, we have to start over!]] I forgot how it goes exactly, but it was brutal and messy... mmh, what was it? (...) Ah, forget it! I'll just burn everything to ashes like a Demon Lord with no creativity! ''(pointing to Diablo)'' This guy gets it!
49	--->'''Sheera:''' No, you can't do that!
50	--->'''Krebskrum:''' ''(in a very meek, earnestly-confused tone)'' But why not?
51	* Episode 12:
52	** Diablo's solution to prevent Klem from being taken into custody is to use an Enslavement Collar, like what was done to Shera and Rem. Sylvie and Emile are in utter shock, but Emile quickly switches from astonishment to giving a sheepishly-approving thumbs-up.
53	** Diablo has used up all of his magic points and is close to collapse, so Klem decides to help him recharge by taking off all her clothes and cuddling up to him. The rest of the girls: Alicia, Shera, Edelgard (at Klem's command), and Rem all do the same and strip naked. Diablo is horrified as his harem of naked girls all approach him calling his name and he passes out from shock, 'helped' by the fact that he's still exhausted from his previous magical overuse.
54	--->'''Klem:''' ''(cheerfully to a bewildered Edelgard)'' You too, twin-tails! Strip!\
55	'''Edelgard:''' !?
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57	!![[AC: Season Two]]
58	* Episode 3:
59	** Shortly after 'entering' the hidden room where Rem/Lumachina are being held, Diablo internally notes the place as where ''Cross Reverie's'' event boss for the Death Knell Disease would show up. Then his gaze wanders over the shadowy people strewn around... and then realizes ''exactly'' what they're doing to/with each other.
60	--->'''Diablo:''' ''(internally; dub version)'' Woah, what the ''[[GoshDangItToHeck French toast!?]]'' Since when does ''Cross Reverie'' develop plots based on fratboy spankbank material!?
61	* Episode 6:
62	** Rose being told by Diablo that she is one of his items. At first you think she's taking it hard, but then she looks up with stars in her eyes and starts ''begging'' Diablo to treat her as an item.
63	** Diablo appears on the battlefield in a BigDamnHeroes moment, but a couple of hilarious moments do happen:
64	*** Rose chops up Fallen and their monsters, but says she's trying to kill them in a single blow... only to do so anyway and innocently go "oops, I overdid it again".
65	*** Upon facing Varakness, the man starts sexually indulging himself on his wives... which triggers Diablo's BerserkButton regarding relationships. He basically snaps and starts laughing like a maniac, drinks several mana potions to increase his power, then goes to show Varakness [[CurbStompBattle just what happens when he's not holding back]].
66	*** The Dub version actually gives us a bit of BlackComedy from Diablo once he decides to curb-stomp Varakness.
67	--->'''Diablo:''' I'll be back very soon, after I MURDER them!

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