Line #14 Funny/HatePlus


1	* [[OldSaveBonus Load the data from]] ''VisualNovel/AnalogueAHateStory'''s Harem Ending, which requires the player to "cheat the system" to get (or maybe actually think like a space detective, as described [[Fridge/AnalogueAHateStory here]]).
2	-->'''*Mute:''' Like, no matter how you look at it... there's no way we should be both be able to be activated at the same time.\
3	'''*Hyun-ae:''' I don't get it...\
4	'''*Mute:''' Well, like, it should be impossible.\
5	'''*Hyun-ae:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Wasn't it also impossible]] for [[PlayerCharacter them]] to have found that log file they showed to you, in order to get us together, in the first place?\
6	'''*Mute:''' Uh. Yeah, actually.\
7	'''*Hyun-ae:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall Just because our route isn't canon, doesn't mean our feelings aren't real!]]\
8	'''*Mute:''' [[HandWave ...don't worry about it too much, okay?]]
9	* Heo's security report that spends way too much time fangirling about Old Mute's updated look, which gets an angry, embarrassed, all-caps rebuke from Mute that threatens to fire her and replace her position with a potted plant.
10	** In the Harem Route, Mute Version 2 will also ask Hyun-ae if she could be replaced with a potted plant while the pair is reading this log.
11	* The ship's council discusses the possible benefits and drawbacks of an economic stimulus that would try to reverse the declining birth rates, especially since it would require a pretty steep tax hike to fund.
12	-->'''Councillor *Mute (Security)''': Okay, but here's my problem: if you increase taxes on the lower class by 15%, there will be riots. Like, my office will be on fire within a week, and it turns out that costs even ''more'' of the money that's already tight to put out. We're talking actual straight-out riots. It's a security problem.\
13	'''Chief Councillor Ryu (Captaincy)''': But the benefit would be-\
14	'''Councillor *Mute (Security)''': I get what the benefit would be. [[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic Um,]] it just doesn't offset the cost of, [[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic you know,]] offices on fire.
15	** In general, every time *Mute opens her mouth in the council meetings.
16	* When Hyun-ae confesses to Mute in the Harem Route, Mute at first doesn't take Hyun-ae seriously. But once it finally sinks in that this girl is serious... she [[FreakOut unleashes a scream lasting]] ''[[FreakOut several dialog boxes]]''.
17	* This exchange in the Harem Route:
18	-->'''Mute:''' But Old *Mute started from the same blank slate that I did! The same core directives, the same values! But... like, even still, she's nothing like me. Like, she's... kind of a bitch, isn't she?\
19	'''Hyun-ae:''' That isn't...\
20	'''Mute:''' ...what was that?!\
21	'''Hyun-ae:''' Nothing!\
22	'''Mute:''' It had better have been nothing!
23	* When Old *Mute interrogated Oh Eun-a's maid on her behavior, the maid commented that Eun-a has been getting increasingly unhinged:
24	-->NO, MAKING TEA IS NOT THE UNHINGED PART.
25	* *Hyun-ae's commentary while reading the log file about Oh Eun-a and Ryu Hyeon-su's first meeting.
26	-->'''Eun-a:''' Me? Oh no! I think people get distracted by them too easily instead of focusing on the things that really matter!\
27	'''Hyeon-su:''' And what is it that matters to you?\
28	'''Eun-a:''' The future! Everyone's always about the 'now' these days.\
29	'''*Hyun-ae:''' Spoiler warning: [[VisualNovel/AnalogueAHateStory the future sucked!]]
30	* During a council argument:
31	-->'''Councillor Kim''': Ugh.\
32	'''Councillor Smith''': "Ugh" is not a vote.
33	** During the next one:
34	-->'''Councillor *Mute''': Let the record indicate that the Chief Councillor's remarks were prefixed by an overly dramatic sigh.
35	* *Mute ''cannot believe'' that Eun-a had first met her Emperor looking for a one-night stand.
36	-->'''*Mute''': [[BigWhat WH]][[FlatWhat AT.]] At first, she just wanted the great Emperor Ryu... for his ''cock?!''\
37	'''*Hyun-ae''': ...well, if he's anything like his descendant, he's probably--\
38	'''*Mute''': [[BigNo NO.]] [[RapidFireNo NO NO NO NO NO NO,]] DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS. I CANNOT HEAR WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY, OKAY?
39	* Chocolate Cake-flavored Vodka ''counts'' as chocolate cake. [[https://imgur.com/BB5CRqV And so he enjoyed Russian chocolate cake!]]
40	-->'''[[https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/375627792534093824 @christinelove:]]''' Catching up on cake emails. Someone sent a picture of himself drinking a bottle of chocolate cake flavoured vodka with *Hyun-ae. THAT'LL DO.
41	** On the soundtrack, the "Cake!" track is [[OverlyLongGag TWENTY-ONE MINUTES LONG]].
42	* In the harem route, during the "The Death of *Mute" log, Heo Seo-yeong shouts at one of the maids to tell where President and Chief Councilor Ryu is so they can arrest him. The AIs' commentary at this part?
43	-->'''*Hyun-ae''': The maid must've been pretty scared, though.\
44	'''*Mute''': Can you please just reign in your fucking maid obsession for five minutes?!
45	* The girls' reaction to Heo Seung-bok's log file where he visited his aunt (Heo Seo-yeong) to deliver a gift from his father to her and was told by a maid of the house who answered the door that she wasn't at home.
46	-->'''Seung-bok:''' Is her husband home, then?\
47	'''Maid:''' He's home, but... uh... ''[blushes and looks away]'' Professor Kim is... he's busy right now, and not to be interrupted. Sorry...\
48	'''*Hyun-ae:''' ...oh, geeze! Does he mean her husband was doing...?\
49	'''*Mute:''' ...the maids? Yeah, I think so.
50	* The ImageSong [[http://isaacschankler.bandcamp.com/track/its-not-ero-feat-senah-kim It's Not Ero!]], which starts by gleefully telling the listener that the game is "[[TakeThat no]] [[{{Eroge}} ero story]]" and "won't show you smutty [=CGs=]". Especially hilarious as [[VisualNovel/LadykillerInABind the next game by Love]] is an ero story that shows you smutty [=CGs=].
51	* Mute being DrivenToSuicide? Not funny. It being hinted by an achievement reading "LOL SPOILERS MUTE DIES"? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Funny]].
52	* *Mute's absolute hypocrisy, where she acts baffled and disgusted at the lesbian relationship, but is visibly leaning in and grinning in anticipation at the log with [[YaoiFangirl the gay lovers]] is hilarious.

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