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1	* When the heroes first meet Thoth, he's working hard to preserve all the knowledge he has, while contemplating what makes lettuce special.
2	** Him pondering lettuce's specialness is twice as hilarious [[GeniusBonus when you remember]] lettuce's role in Horus and Set's conflict.
3	* Bek [[AppealToFlattery appealing to Thoth's ego]] in order to get him to join the group.
4	--> '''Bek''': But before it (''Art/TheSphinx'') kills me, I'm going to tell it that I asked the God of Wisdom to come but he was afraid he'd get the answer wrong.
5	--> '''Thoth''': This is the cleverest strategy you could devise? Playing on my ego? How vain do you think I am? (''Bek, Horus and Hathor look around at all the [[MesACrowd clones of Thoth]], and Thoth realizes what they're all thinking'') Yes, well... Fine. Fine! Let's go.
6	* Set and chief architect Urshu discussing the newly built obelisk.
7	--> '''Urshu''': No one has ever so honored the great God Ra. He will pass over its peak and marvel at the tribute you have built in his name.
8	--> '''Set''': Is that it?
9	--> '''Urshu''': I'm sorry?
10	--> '''Set''': Well, can you make it any taller?
11	--> '''Urshu''': T-Taller?
12	--> '''Set''': Yes, it's a simple question.
13	--> '''Urshu''': Well, that might be difficult, um, now, I mean...
14	--> '''Set''': Relax, Urshu, [[{{Troll}} I'm joking]].
15	--> '''Urshu''': (''let's out some forced laughter'')
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