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1	!!The Comic:
2	* You'd expect Lucifer himself to sound grandiose and dramatic when he talks, but during his appearance in the 2005 run, [[TheDevilIsALoser he's a little hard to take seriously]] with just how ''casual'' he acts sometimes.
3	-->'''Lucifer:''' You know, Johnny, you and I aren't all that different really. I mean, other than the fact that I'm, y'know "The Devil" and you're--\
4	'''Ghost Rider:''' I'm nothing like you.\
5	(Beat)\
6	'''Lucifer:''' Are you gonna let me talk, or what? I keep trying to tell you stuff and you always...interrupt me! It's frustrating!
7	* Lucifer tries to crack a joke...and fails:
8	-->'''Pilot:''' Okay, here we go...Prepare for take-off\
9	'''Lucifer(disguised as co-pilot):''' I was just about to say the same thing.\
10	'''Pilot:''' ...What?\
11	(Lucifer [[TearOffYourFace rips off the pilot's face]])\
12	'''Lucifer:''' Now do you get it? What, you don't think that's funny? "Takeoff"? As in, take off your--Ah, forget it.
13	* Ghost Rider goes to confront one of the last of Lucifer's 666 fragmented pieces, who has set up explosives in the building they're both in. He then uses this to barter with Ghost Rider. Poorly.
14	--->'''Lucifer:''' Stay away from me! I'm warning you, I'll--\
15	'''Ghost Rider:''' You'll blow up the building?\
16	'''Lucifer:''' Yes! I will blow up the building!\
17	'''Ghost Rider:''' There is no one left inside--It would be pointless.\
18	'''Lucifer:''' Then I'll do it--''I'll do it just to do it! [[EvilIsPetty I'll do it to drive insurance rates up!]]''
19	* As gruesome as the "Road to Hell" miniseries is, some of the brutality is so over the top it almost crosses the border into {{Narm}} and becomes darkly humorous. For instance, Ruth and Hoss beating the shit out of each other with LIVING SOLDIERS and some of the stuff Malachi and Daniel say to each other.
20	-->'''Daniel:''' I wonder why so many of them turn to Satan the second they have some trouble?
21	-->'''Malachi:''' Because they are FOOLS, the whole pathetic, stinking, lustful lot. It's like I always told you, Daniel... we should've stuck with the dinosaurs.
22	* In a crossover between the two Ghost Riders and ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, Deadpool is hired to kill the abusive owner of a Freak Circus. Said owner ends up possessed by a demon, forcing Deadpool and the Riders to team up. In the end, Deadpool manages to help them eliminate the demon without killing the owner... only for him to show how much of an asshole he is, causing Deadpool to kill him anyway. The Riders, having witnessed this, choose to see it as an "accident" and let Deadpool get away with it.
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