Line #19 Funny/FrostyTheSnowman


1	* Professor Hinkle's introduction, where he attempts to entertain the children with magic tricks and fails miserably, breaking eggs on the floor, and when he attempts to throw his hat in the trash can, his rabbit pops out and runs away in the hat, bouncing on top of Hinkle's head for good measure.
2	* When the kids are trying to name Frosty, one kid suggests they call him Oatmeal.
3	-->'''Kid:''' Oatmeal!
4	-->'''Everyone else:''' OATMEAL?
5	** This gag is repeated in ''Winter Wonderland'', where one kid suggests naming Frosty's mate "Corn Flakes".
6	* The first thing Frosty says is "Happy birthday!"
7	* Frosty attempting to count:
8	-->'''Frosty''': 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, [[OneTwoSkipAFew 9, 6, 8]]...uh, w-well, I can count to 5!
9	* When Frosty approaches the traffic cop.
10	-->'''Cop''': All right. Didn't ya see the traffic light?
11	-->'''Frosty''': What's a traffic light?
12	-->'''Cop''': Up there on the lamppost!
13	-->'''Frosty''': What's a lamppost?
14	-->'''Cop''': Oh... You wanna ticket, wise guy?
15	-->'''Frosty''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'd love one! To the North Pole please!]]
16	* The cop [[ISophagus swallowing the whistle.]]
17	** He does it again in ''Frosty's Winter Wonderland''. He first claims to be used to Frosty, but ends up shocked into swallowing his whistle after he finds out that Frosty now has a wife.
18	* Professor Hinkle jumping off the train [[EpicFail and falling down the hill]]. Then a squirrel laughs at him when he gets covered in snow.
19	** For that matter, the sound effects when Hinkle is falling down the hill.
20	* Hocus's pantomime suggesting first the Marines, then the President of the United States, when Frosty says they need someone to help get Karen home and himself to the North Pole.
21	* Narrator: "Hocus explained the situation to Santa, who AsYouKnow, speaks a fluent rabbit."
22	* This exchange between Frosty and Hinkle:
23	-->'''Hinkle''': Now, give me that hat or else!
24	-->'''Frosty''': Or else, what?
25	-->'''Hinkle''': Oh! Well, don't bother me with details!
26	** Hinkle's exchange with Santa towards the end:
27	--->'''Santa:''' Don't you ''dare'' touch that hat!
28	--->'''Hinkle:''' And just what are ''you'' going to do about it?
29	--->'''Santa:''' If you so much as lay a finger on the brim, I will never bring you another Christmas present as long as you live.
30	--->'''Hinkle:''' (traumatized) Never?
31	--->'''Santa:''' Never.
32	--->'''Hinkle:''' No more... trick cards or... magic balls or...?
33	--->'''Santa:''' [[SeriousBusiness No more anything.]]
34	--->'''Hinkle:''' Aw! (kicks a can) That's not fair. I mean, [[AffablyEvil we evil magicians have to make a living, too]]!
35	* Hocus imitating the train whistle.
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39	* Frosty's attempt to skate a figure eight in "Winter Wonderland":
40	-->Thumpety-thump-thump, Thumpety-thump-thump, Look at Frosty skate / Thumpety-thump-thump, Thumpety-thump-thump, Making a figure...'''NINE'''?!
41	And as if that wasn't enough, the wah-wah-wah music score at that instant makes it appear all that mush funnier...plus the fact that the figure nine more resembles a lower case "a"!
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45	* As flawed as ''Frosty Returns'' is, it's got Miss Carbuncle, who gives us this absolute gem of a line.
46	-->'''Miss Carbuncle:''' Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush. And where's there's slush there's ice, and where's there's ice there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips there's substitute teachers!
47	** And later when the kids are chanting "No more snow" she provides this line:
48	--->'''Miss Carbuncle:''' Where do you think you are, MTV?
49	* Frosty freaking out over the "Summer Wheeze".
50	-->'''Holly:''' [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint Don't get upset, Frosty.]]
51	-->'''Frosty:''' Upset? "Upset" is waking up and finding out somebody forgot to give you a belly button. "Upset" is finding out somebody stole your nose to play foosball! This ain't "upset", kid! This is PANIC! I'm two squirts from being HISTORY!
52	* Frosty's first impression of Charles:
53	-->'''Frosty:''' I take it he doesn't dance. Doesn't blink much, either.
54	* And Charles' first impression of Frosty? Search around him for batteries.
55	* Frosty's first line as Holly tries to get her hat back.
56	-->'''Frosty:''' Oh no, you don't! If you want something, take the tie! Unless you think I need it...

Context Funny / FrostyTheSnowman