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1	* The TakeThat at Seth Green during "It's a Trap":
2	-->'''Carter/Emperor:''' (...) Seth Green gets under my skin.\
3	'''Chris/Luke:''' Huh?\
4	'''Carter/Emperor:''' Yeah. Boy, that guy rubs me the wrong way. I mean, has he ever made anything successful? ''Series/GregTheBunny'', ''Four Kings'', and [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken that godawful puppet show]]. It's on, like, channel 100 or something.\
5	'''Chris/Luke:''' Well, I think he's had some successes. ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' was successful.\
6	'''Carter/Emperor:''' It was ''not'' popular. Entertainment Weekly said it was popular, but it wasn't. Hardly anybody watched that show.\
7	'''Stewie/Vader:''' Yeah, I never caught it.\
8	'''Chris/Luke:''' Well, he's been in some big movies. The ''Film/AustinPowers'' movies grossed, like, a billion dollars.\
9	'''Carter/Emperor:''' What, because of Seth Green? Do you ever hear anyone say, "Hey, lets go see that new ''Austin Powers'', Seth Green's in it"?\
10	'''Chris/Luke:''' You're not getting to me, man. You're talking about an actor who I happen to enjoy.\
11	'''Carter/Emperor:''' Well, I certainly enjoyed him in ''{{Series/Entourage}}'', 'cause in that show he was playing himself, an ''asshole''.
12	:: : Then later:
13	--->'''Stewie/Vader:''' Give yourself to the dark side, Luke.\
14	'''Chris/Luke:''' I will not fight you.\
15	'''Stewie/Vader:''' Well, all right. I guess that's no problem. I can always get Seth Green to fight me. He'll do ''anything'' for money. I mean, did you see ''Film/SexDrive''? Oh, of course you didn't. You're a ''person''. Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers. Asians really liked it. And you gotta hand it to Seth Green. I mean, he works hard, you know? I mean, the work is much harder when you know the project is no good. Still, all those small paychecks must add up. I wonder if his fan base knows how Jewish he ''really'' is.
16	* Cookie Monster/Wampa getting his arm amputated by Chris/Luke.
17	-->'''Cookie Monster/Wampa:''' Me was going to ask you Snow Monster Ball, but now forget it! ''(runs off crying)''
18	* "Oh yeah?! You and what lightning hands?!"
19	** "Oop, now you've done it."
20	* The officer greeting Stewie/Vader is [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad Roger]]. Vader complains that they've used up all of their own characters already.
21	* "Don't get penisy!"
22	* Peter/Han singing along with the background music, "TIE Fighter Attack", with no explanation other than [[RuleOfFunny it's funny]].
23	* "Why do they call them TIE fighters?" "No idea!" ''[cut to the inside of a TIE Fighter where a ''[[{{Pun}} Thai]]'' man is piloting the ship and screaming in his native language]''
24	* "YEAH-HEH! That's how we do it in my neighborhood, bitch!"
25	** Also, this gem during the trench run:
26	--->'''Cleveland/R2-D2:''' Agghhh! Fuck you, you son of a bitch! What am I, [[Music/TupacShakur R2-Pac]]?!
27	* "They're coming in too fast!" "Nickel for every time I've had that problem... Keep shootin', Luke!"
28	* From "It's a Trap", after Chris/Luke sees Lois/Leia in her slave outfit:
29	-->'''Lois/Leia:''' I didn't get raped, okay?\
30	'''Chris/Luke:''' Okay.\
31	'''Lois/Leia:''' ''[angrily]'' OKAY?!\
32	'''Chris/Luke:''' Okay!
33	* Stewie/Vader tells Chris/Luke to remove his mask...and he ends up ''twisting his head and killing him''! At the end, he appears as a Force ghost...''still with his head twisted''!
34	-->'''Stewie/Anakin:''' What the hell, man?! I was gonna make it!\
35	'''Chris/Luke:''' Thanks for watching over me and keeping me safe.\
36	'''Stewie/Anakin:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] you, you murdered me, you ass!
37	* The reference to ''Film/NationalLampoonsVacation'':
38	-->'''Ellen:''' Clark, I don't like the look of this neighborhood.\
39	'''Clark:''' Come on, Ellen, it's important for the kids to witness the plight of the Rebellion. Kids, you noticing all this plight?\
40	''[an X-Wing shoots near their car]''\
41	'''Clark:''' Roll 'em up. ''[everyone rolls up their windows]''
42	* At the end of ''Empire'', Brian points out how weird it is that Lando is wearing Han's signature vest and white shirt (presumably more of Star Wars's notorious reuse of props).
43	-->'''Brian/Chewie:''' Why are you wearing Han's clothes? ''[to the audience]'' Seriously, watch the actual movie, Lando is wearing Han's clothes in this scene, it's really weird.
44	* Chris/Luke interrupts the final scene of ''Empire'' to complain about the cliffhanger and how many unanswered questions there are. He's then approached by a man in a trenchcoat...
45	-->'''Man:''' Are you Luke Skywalker? I got something for you... [[Film/BackToTheFuturePartII a letter]]!\
46	'''Chris/Luke:''' ''[reading]'' "Dear Luke, if my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this the exact moment the Delorean vanished. I've been living happily these past months in the year 1885-" 1885!? The Doc's alive! He's in the old west but he's alive! ''[cue Back to the Future theme]''
47	* C-3PO's commentary on the cliffhanger when Lando and Chewie leaves to look for Han.
48	-->'''C-3PO:''' Even though we know exactly where he's going, let's rescue him in three years.
49	* During the attack on the Death Star in ''It's A Trap!'', the Millenium Falcon has to blow up the power station inside... which turns out to be 1980s pop group Power Station, singing their hit "Some Like it Hot". Sure enough, blowing them up destroys the Death Star.
50	* The OverlyLongGag of Peter/Han Solo and Chris/Luke trying to move a couch in ''Blue Harvest''.
51	-->'''Peter:''' Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take the cushions off, unscrew the legs, take the mattress out, and this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler. It's easier than we're making it.
52	* When Lois/Leia gets the ship to turn around to recover a wounded Chris/Luke in ''Something, Something, Something, Dark Side'':
53	-->'''Brian/Chewie:''' Is that him?\
54	'''Lois/Leia:''' I dunno... Luke! If that's you, wave your right hand! [''{{beat}}''] ...no, your ''right'' hand!\
55	'''Chris/Luke:''' It's me, you [[PrecisionFStrike fuckers]]!
56	* Boba Fett is Ernie the Giant Chicken. Just that.
57	** Speaking of bounty hunters:
58	--->'''Stewie/Vader:''' Nice bounty hunter turnout today. Let's see, we got Robot Guy, Old-Timey Deep Sea Diver-Looking Guy, Lizard Guy, who I think I saw get in a fight with Captain Kirk, Boba Fett, of course, thanks for coming, and.... ''[sees a random guy dressed as [[Literature/RaggedyAnn Raggedy Andy]]]'' who are you supposed to be?\
59	'''Raggedy Andy Guy:''' Raggedy Andy!\
60	'''Stewie/Vader:''' Get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out of my bounty hunter meeting.
61	* The {{Opening Crawl}}s are pretty funny, especially since the way they're written immediately invites you to imagine Peter narrating them.
62	* Brian/Chewie enjoying himself a little too much with the AT-ST:
63	-->'''Brian/Chewie:''' Hey, bitches! I just killed like, fifty stormtroopers!\
64	'''Peter/Han:''' Wow! That thing is really cool!\
65	'''Brian/Chewie:''' Damn right it is! (''points to a squirrel'') See that squirrel over there? Hi, little squirrel! KACHOW! (''blasts the squirrel'') Ooh!\
66	'''Peter/Han:''' Hey, why don’t you blast open this door and then we can uh-\
67	'''Brian/Chewie:''' (''notices a butterfly passing by'') Hey, a butterfly! Aw, look at those beautiful wings flapping! But, uh oh! Here comes KASLICE! (''blasts the butterfly, then notices a hummingbird passing by'') Hey, speedy little hummingbird! You’re so fast, aren’t you? Oh, but are you as fast as this? KASKINGO! (''blasts the hummingbird, then notices a nearby beehive'') Whoa, what do we have here, a fully formed beehive! Must have taken months to build that guy! Well, guess what? SKADOOSH! (''[[TooDumbToLive blasts two big holes in the beehive, causing Brian/Chewie to get attacked by a swarm of bees]]'') AH! AH! OH, GOD! (''[[LaserGuidedKarma falls out of the AT-ST and runs in circles as he's getting stung]]'') AHHHHHH! OH, MY GOD! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!\
68	'''Lois/Leia:''' Should we help him?\
69	'''Peter/Han:''' Eh.

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