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7 [[caption-width-right:350:"Relax, everyone! I think it's ''good'' that she still has some fight in her!"\
8'"But if she keeps beating up the other drivers, that won't help the traffic move any faster..."]]
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11[[folder: Season 4 Premiere Month]]
12!!Main Show E75: "We're Back! A Crafty Story!"
13* The episode begins with another one of Crafty's dream sequence, much like the Season 3 premiere. He's once again waiting in a boat out at sea for Sasha. Unlike the last time this happened, Crafty's lazing about in the boat with some amusingly impatient body language, with a foot kicked up and his hands tucked behind his head.
14* When their conversation comes to Crafty's Infinium Heart, both Crafty and Sasha come to the conclusion that he got it back when they made love. Sasha realizes this first, but it takes Crafty a few seconds, upon which he talks about the heart as if it were ''an unplanned pregnancy.''
15-->'''Crafty:''' Oh. ''Ohhhhhhhhh...'' Y’know, in hindsight, probably should've used protection.
16* As the art footage progresses, Crafty decides to show off how his friends have improved since Season 3 by recording them with a camera in their workspaces. Despite clearly being in the same room as his friends, Crafty acts like he's observing them alone and from a distance. [[SureLetsGoWithThat Everyone rolls with it despite their confusion]].
17** During this bit, Crafty catches Pepper in the middle of cooking. Inexplicably, a recipe that she's following calls for two liters of oranges--not orange juice, but solid oranges.
18
19!!''Chara-Cafe'' E13: "La Lamia, Do Doo Do Doo Doo"
20* The zoologist's solution to the animal rampage is to abruptly shove every single one of them into the same cage. It's an amusing contrast to her bubbly personality.
21
22!!Main Show E76: "As Seen on DVD"
23* The DVD cover depicts every member of the Crafty Crew tangled up in some film reel. Nurse is glaring at Crafty, who smiles sheepishly and is likely the one who got the Crew into this mess. Everyone else looks uncomfortable in their own ways... except for [[TooKinkyToTorture Messibelle]], who can't seem to get enough of her predicament.
24
25!!''Top Ten Tub'' E13: "Crafty Idol"
26* For this episode, Crafty and Messi introduce the next top ten fan characters on an ''American Idol'' parody. Because they need three judges to complete the reference, the two have enlisted '''Disgustilda''' to help them commentate. Just about everything that comes out of her mouth is ''pure gold.''
27** Felicia, the #5 contestant, immediately wins over the three judges with her cute demeanor and appearance. When Messi asks for Felicia to act as her grandma, the already elderly Disgustilda asks for the same. Felicia is happy to oblige, nonetheless:
28--->'''Crafty:''' S-so! Ahem... What are you hoping to do for Crafty Productions?\
29'''Felicia:''' Ohhh, I'm just a simple old sheep who makes lots and lots of sweaters. So if anyone is ever cold in your drafty castle, I'll be more than happy to make a special sweater to warm your bodies and your hearts.\
30'''Messi:''' Can you be ''our'' grandma? Like... ''All'' of our grandmas?\
31'''Disgustilda:''' MINE, TOO!\
32'''Crafty:''' I'm fairly certain you already ''are'' a grandma.\
33'''Felicia:''' Awww, here!\
34''[Felicia starts tossing sweaters left and right.]''\
35'''Felicia:''' You get a sweater! And you get a sweater! And ''you'' get a sweater!! ''Everyone gets a sweater!!''
36** Mortimer, the #3 contestant, reaches for a package in front of him... And the judges immediately misjudge it for something else. Nobody directly says what they thought it was until Disgustilda '''''shatters''''' any semblance of subtlety.
37--->'''Mortimer:''' Oh, that reminds me! I got a package--\
38'''Crafty and Messi together:''' ''NOOOOOO!!''\
39'''Mortimer:''' --to deliver to Crafty.\
40''[All three judges sigh in relief.]''\
41'''Disgustilda:''' ''[[DontExplainTheJoke OH, THANK GOD! I THOUGHT HE MEANT]]'' ''''''[[DontExplainTheJoke PENIS!!]]''''''
42*** Just before the credits, there's one last scene showing Disgustilda in a recording booth, where she continues rambling about the penis joke:
43---->'''Disgustilda:''' Ohhh, thank god! I thought he was talkin' about ''BIG, FLOPPY TALLYWHACKLES! BIG DINGLEBERRIES AND PEAN-EYE!'' '''''AWWWWWWWWWW, I TELL YA,''''' HE WENT--I WENT INTO A PANIC ATTACK! I NEED A REDDY 'CAUSE I GOT HEARTBURN!
44
45!!Main Show E77: "Player Select"
46* To everyone's shock, the tender Pepper's favorite fighting game series is the ultra-violent '''''[[VideoGame/KillerInstinct Killer Instinct]].''''' Pickles, meanwhile, enjoys something else, and it's so startling for Pepper that she questions the game's legality.
47
48!!''Questionable Qloset'' E7: "Migraine Over Matter"
49* Crystelle kicks off the episode with a severe headache. She tries taking Advil to treat it, then remembers that [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome she doesn't have a mouth as the pills ineffectually bounce off her head]].
50
51!!Main Show E78: "Happy Crafty Day!"
52* Nurse urges Crafty to go outside so she, unbeknownst to him, can prepare for the show's anniversary celebration. He's very resistant at first since he wants to draw, but Nurse has her way... by ''chucking him out of the castle.'' Crafty spends the next several minutes suffering in the Everglades.
53* Locked out of his castle, Crafty has an absolutely miserable time out in the swamps. Things immediately go south for him when Disgustilda approaches and steals his food. She takes very clear delight in screwing him over for the first time in their long (mostly one-sided) feud.
54-->''[Outside of the castle, Crafty is impatiently knocking on the main door.]''\
55'''Crafty:''' Come on, Nurse!! Let me iiiiiin!!\
56''[Disgustilda sneaks up behind Crafty]''\
57'''Disgustilda:''' Eyyyy!! What've you got there then, mate?\
58'''Crafty:''' Dahh!! Uh... uh, a Lunchable?\
59''[[[{{Beat}} Silently, Crafty nervously watches as Disgustilda considers the meal]]... She opts to take it.]''\
60'''Disgustilda:''' ... YOINK!\
61''[Disgustilda sprints off to her cottage.]''\
62'''Crafty:''' Hey! You took the best part!!\
63'''Disgustilda:''' I'll give it back to ya, boy! Soon as you give me my castle back, ''[[PrecisionFStrike you wankah!]]''\
64''[Disgustilda emphatically slams her door.]''
65
66!!''Shake-Up Salon'' E1: "A Pollo Loco Premiere"
67* This episode starts a trend that all ''Shake-Up Salon'' segments would follow: The use of blonde hair as curtain transitions. Judging by the color, it's either Stylene's or Kurt's from the opening.
68* Stylene observes that the castle is still labeled as Disgustilda's on the front door, implying that, for all the renovations the Crafty Crew has made to the place, ''that was the one thing they never changed.''
69[[/folder]]
70
71[[folder: Season 4 Commission Month]]
72!!Main Show E79: "Is That a Castlevania Reference?"
73* Alucard--the one from ''Anime/{{Hellsing}}''--returns, still fuming about his loss to Dio in their ''[[Recap/DrCraftySeason2Month5FightingMonth Death Debate]].'' Crafty suddenly shuts him up by whipping him with the Vampire Killer, causing Alucard to burst into flames like an enemy from the first ''Castlevania'' game.
74
75!!''Chara-Cafe'' E14: "Dog Days"
76* Still operating without an oven, Pepper is forced to rely on store-bought, pre-made foods to get by. Crafty is still ignorant of the loss of her oven, but Pepper isn't willing to explain the issue at first. So, for much of the episode, Pepper performs some amazing mental gymnastics to explain why she has a box of Chips Ahoy cookies.
77** It starts when Pepper introduces the concoction for the episode, a scene which has its own excellent moments:
78--->''[Pepper's holding a locket housing a picture of herself and her oven as if it were her one true love.]''\
79'''Pepper:''' So long, girl. I knew you well... May we meet in another life.\
80'''Crafty:''' Hey, Pepper, who are you talking to?\
81'''Pepper:''' *Sigh*... Just an old friend.\
82'''Crafty:''' [[NoSympathy All right, then!]] Say, what's on the menu for today?\
83'''Pepper:''' Ahem. Uh, you mean for the show, or to eat?\
84'''Crafty:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]\
85'''Pepper:''' Right, um... Oh, right! Today, we're going to be designing a female femme-noir anthro character, as requested by the Patrons.\
86'''Crafty:''' Ohhh, I love it! And for dessert?\
87'''Pepper, wincing:''' ''Right...'' Um... about that...\
88'''Crafty:''' I'm sure you baked up something delicious in preparation for today's episode!\
89'''Pepper:''' Yup! I sure did!\
90''[Pepper hands Crafty a box of Chips Ahoy cookies.]''\
91'''Pepper:''' Here... Dig in.\
92'''Crafty:''' Ohhh, I see...\
93'''Pepper:''' So, about that new--\
94'''Crafty:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint These look great! I didn't know you were also a graphic designer! You made this box, too?! Unbelievable!!]]\
95'''Pepper:''' *Sigh*... [[SureLetsGoWithThat Sure! Yup! That's what happened!]]\
96'''Crafty:''' You impress me more and more every day. Now, back to the plot.
97* The discussion of who constitutes as a furry soon summons Jedah. Through some strange wordplay, he's able to stand his ground and contribute his argument before Crafty can do anything.
98-->''[Jedah appears in a puff of fire.]''\
99'''Jedah:''' Now, hold your horses! Are we talking about definitions in this court of law?\
100'''Crafty:''' Well, there isn't really any ''law'' being discussed here, and... pretty sure this isn't a courtroom.\
101'''Jedah:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Actually, by technicality, tennis courts count!]]\
102'''Crafty:''' This isn't a tennis court, eithe--\
103'''Jedah:''' My serve!\
104''[Jedah summons a tennis racket and swats Crafty out of the room with it.]''\
105'''Jedah:''' Fifteen love! Now, where was I...?
106
107!!Main Show E80: "Gotham Girls Night"
108* Towards the episode's end, Nurse realizes the whole point of the episode (redesigning established characters) is Stylene's thing, and wonders where she's gone off to. It turns out she's on a date...with The Penguin from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries,'' and is none too happy about it.
109-->'''Penguin:''' Okay, so I know I don't look ''exactly'' like my Tinder profile picture...
110
111!!''Top Ten Tub'' E14: "Original Characters R3"
112
113!!Main Show E81: "Fly Me to the Sailor Moon"
114* After Craftette discusses why there's no harm in reconciling with one's femininity, Nurse congratulates and unintentionally flirts with her:
115-->'''Nurse:''' Aw, Crafty! That was beautiful! I mean, um, Craftette!\
116'''Craftette:''' *Chuckles*... Oh, Nurse. You can call me whatever you want.\
117'''Nurse:''' How about mine?\
118'''Craftette:''' What?\
119'''Nurse:''' ''[blushing]'' What?\
120''[Both hosts awkwardly walk offscreen.]''
121* After the art is completed, Craftette wants to return to being Crafty. Unfortunately, neither she nor Nurse can remove the Super Crown. What follows is a sequence of Nurse wailing on Craftette to get the crown removed, and the dialogue between them is extremely suggestive.
122-->''[The camera is zoomed in to focus on the door to the lab, where Messi peeks in to see what the commotion is all about. She looks turned on.]''\
123'''Craftette:''' Come on, Nurse! Put your back into it and pound my face already!\
124''[Nurse obliges, and Messi's face lights up in recognition upon realizing what's going on.]''\
125'''Craftette:''' OWW!! Sodding... Bumblehot... This isn't working.\
126''[The camera cuts to focus on Messi, slowly backing away from the door. She is accompanied by the other cohosts. Pepper and Crystelle look confused, while Stylene looks bored out of her mind, reading a magazine.]''\
127'''Craftette:''' Try another position.\
128'''Nurse:''' Okay! Just one more! Maybe if I do it from behind!\
129'''Craftette:''' Nurse, no!!\
130''[There's a crash and the sound of some clucking chickens. By this point, almost every cohost leaves the scene in embarrassment... except for Messi, whose mind is running wild with the dialogue she's hearing.'' '''''The instant she leaves the screen,''''' ''Stylene returns to drag Messi away.]''
131
132!!''Questionable Qloset'' E8: "ENDGAME SPOILER!"
133
134!!Main Show E82: "Old Project, New Look!"
135* Once again, Crafty revisits his ''Green Detective'' project, but far from willingly; after shattering the film-noir effect on the bar, Nurse has to drag him away from his alcohol, even conking him out briefly to get him back on the set.
136
137!!''Shake-Up Salon'' E2: "Jupiter? I Hardly Know Her!"
138* Right from the get-go, Stylene matches wits with Crafty pretty handily. Their back-and-forth manages to get under Crafty's skin, to glorious effect.
139-->'''Stylene:''' Well, since we're working on a ''Sailor Moon'' character, I was just getting all excited!\
140'''Crafty''': Didn't think you were a fan of the series.\
141'''Stylene:''' 'Ey, it's about magical women; ''I'm'' a magical woman! Only makes sense I'd at least ''watch'' the show!\
142''[Crafty snickers.]''\
143'''Stylene:''' You got somethin' funny on your mind, Doc?\
144'''Crafty:''' Oh, nothing. I'm just picturing ten-year-old Stylene in her pink footie pajamas, glued to the television.\
145'''Stylene:''' The same way ten-year-old you was glued to the tube with your Power-Ranger dolls?\
146'''Crafty:''' ''THOSE WERE ACTION FIGUR--'' I mean... I'm ''very'' mature.\
147'''Stylene:''' Says the man dressed as a mad scientist talking to a witch?\
148'''Crafty:''' ''[warningly]'' What did I say about meta?\
149'''Stylene:''' How 'bout we bring this conversation back to earth and start on the redesign? I can't wait!\
150'''Crafty:''' Guess you could say you're... over the moon?\
151'''Stylene:''' More like... drops of Jupiter.\
152''[Crafty frowns at the blatant oneupmanship as the scene transitions.]''
153[[/folder]]
154
155[[folder: Sonic Month]]
156!!Main Show E83: "My First OC"
157* The girls hold a melodramatic intervention for Crafty, right out of a cheesy soap opera. The reason for said intervention? With his revisiting of old projects, including redrawing his first Sonic OC for the episode itself, they fear he's succumbed to...''cringe addiction''!
158** At some point, Messi and Pepper enlisted a 'cringe therapist' to come and counsel Crafty. What they got was Knuckles the Echidna, and all he does is insult Crafty's bird OC.
159** The only team member who doesn't find the situation troubling is Stylene. Crystelle whisks her away with magic.
160* To demonstrate how common and widespread Sonic [=OCs=] are in general, Crafty demonstrates by pulling up images of [=OCs=] from Google using his and Nurse's names. Nurse gets upset when she observes that the artist drew breasts, only to censor them. She demands that they be free for all to see, and she becomes so mad that ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice she actually exposes herself on camera in protest]].'' She is thankfully censored while doing so, but [=YouTube=] still briefly intervenes.
161-->'''Crafty:''' Oh hey, this one’s actually not that bad!\
162'''Nurse:''' Speak for yourself!\
163'''Crafty:''' Huh? What’s wrong?\
164'''Nurse:''' The artist drew boobs just to censor them. This doesn’t make any sense! If they’re going to draw them, let them be loud and proud! FREE THE TITTY! FREE THEM I SAY! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!\
165''[Nurse'' '''''actually flashes her breasts,''''' ''though they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and titmouse]], respectfully.]''\
166'''Crafty:''' WAIT, NURSE, NO--\
167''[The clever censorship wasn't enough. A notice appears, explaining that the video was taken down for violating [=YouTube’s=] terms of service. Thankfully, the Crew is back on the air soon after.]''
168** After the show gets back on track, Nurse still isn't satisfied, so she goes off to Twitter (directed there by Messibelle after she lists off the platforms that don't allow breast exposure).
169* At the end of the episode, Crafty and Nurse are able to persuade the others that cringe culture is dead... and then Crafty entertains the idea of revisiting an old novel project of his. He's swiftly dogpiled for this.
170
171!!''Chara-Cafe'' E15: "Over the Moonsault"
172* Pepper tries her hand at guessing what ails Crafty this episode:
173-->'''Pepper:''' What is this deep-rooted, serious issue? Break up? Girl trouble? Baking accident--wait, no, that's me.
174** When Crafty finally confesses (he simply has too many Sonic [=OCs=]), Pepper responds thusly:
175-->'''Pepper:''' Doctor. You can't be serious. THAT is your problem?!
176* An Incineroar appears at the end of the episode. It suddenly starts mauling Crafty, likely because it recognized, unbeknownst to Pepper, that this Crafty was an imposter. When a shocked Pepper rushes off to find help, she runs into the ''real'' Crafty--quite literally. She barrels straight into Crafty and sends them both falling to the floor, but both of them get back up as if nothing happened.
177
178!!''Top Ten Tub'' E15: "Worst Sonic Characters"
179* The No. 6 entry goes to Charmy the Bee...who swarms around the room chattering in an annoyingly high-pitched voice for eight seconds before Crafty flattens him with a flyswatter.
180-->'''Crafty:''' Need I say more?
181* Messi expresses her confusion at Crafty's choice for the No. 1 entry on the list, Froggy, pointing out that he's not even a real character. However, it's not Froggy as a character that earned him a place on the list; rather it's the flashback to hours of excruciatingly painful gameplay trying to get the amphibian to bite the fishing lure that sends Crafty into a [[HeroicBsoD silent breakdown]].
182
183!!''Shake-Up Salon'' E3: "The BIG Problem"
184* Duke Crocodile and Scout the Werepup make their first appearance since their debut in ''The Top Ten Tub'', guarding against any intrusive Sonic fans. They even lampshade their extended absence for the major events as such:
185-->'''Duke:''' Okay, Doc wants us to make sure the castle's safe, and that no bad guys gets in here!\
186'''Scout:''' [[Recap/DrCraftySeason3Month6HeroMonth Like how we stopped all those robots?]]\
187'''Duke:''' Well, as one-off gag characters, our existence depends on whether or not we're included in the script, mostly reliant on my dumb but lovable persona, and your small and fiery demeanor playing into the structure of the episode.\
188'''Scout:''' Quite astute of you, Duke!\
189'''Duke:''' No thanks, I'll have the salad.\
190''[Scout groans.]''
191* Stylene plays a bit of a guessing game as to who the character they're redesigning is:
192-->'''Stylene:''' So who's in the chair today, Doc? Fanservice the Bat? Try-Hard the Edge-Hog? ''Muscles the Leg Day?? KEVIN??''\
193'''Crafty:''' WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT--''[clears throat]'' No no, someone else.\
194'''Stylene:''' Well, so long as it ain't Big the Cat...\
195'''Crafty:''' ...Well...\
196'''Stylene:''' AW, NEWT EYES!\
197'''Crafty:''' Yeah, by Patrons' vote, it's Big the Cat.\
198'''Stylene:''' Let's just get this over with.\
199'''Crafty:''' That's what most people say when it comes to Big the Cat's stages!\
200'''Stylene:''' ''[muttering under her breath] Don't murder your boss again, don't murder your boss again...''\
201'''Crafty:''' Wait, what??
202* Crafty briefly lapses into a near-perfect Big the Cat impression midway through his rant about him. It happens so suddenly that it's bound to catch most people off-guard on a first viewing, and it adds some ''extremely'' amusing flavor to the dialogue.
203* Crafty notes how out of place a dim-witted cat looking for his pet frog is in a world riddled with giant mechs, mystic gems, and time travel, comparing it to a musical number in a ''Godzilla'' film. A music video featuring footage from ''Film/GodzillaVsHedorah'' pops up in response.
204* Fully impressed with their redesign, Crafty and Stylene speculate on how different ''Sonic Adventure'' could've been had this version been in the game. Specifically, they imagine a scene where their version meets Sonic by saving the blue hedgehog from an enemy monster. Things get a bit...fanficy, for lack of a better word:
205-->'''Sonic:''' You guys are way cooler than my other friends!\
206''[A cut shows just about every other'' Sonic ''side character standing by, quietly insulted as crickets chirp.]''\
207'''Sonic:''' Wanna go with me, fight evil, save woodland creatures, maybe get hoverboards, and also go into space where we can breathe for some reason?\
208'''Big:''' Aye, that sounds like a grand adventure, lad!\
209'''Sonic:''' Sounds like a plan to me! Let's do it to it!\
210''[The flashback ends; apparently, the fantasy is just too good for Crafty, who Stylene has been watching with concern.]''
211-->'''Stylene:''' ... You okay, Doc?\
212'''Crafty:''' If only... If only...
213* At the end of the episode, Stylene fangirls away with Vector the Crocodile, leaving Crafty behind. Duke takes on the job himself...by performing a lovely solo of ''Ave Maria''! ...and then he's knocked out.
214
215!!Main Show E84: "Original Episode; Do Not Steal"
216* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified realization]] from Nurse: that's the origin of the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench, which precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''
217-->'''Crafty:''' Nurse, you're lucky I already sent out the messages to people before you did that, or else I would have been very mad.\
218''[Crafty casually sips from his coffee cup.]''\
219'''Nurse:''' You don't know what felony you just committed!
220** It doesn't end there, however, as once Nurse learns that Crafty invited other people's Sonic [=OCs=] over, she rushes to nail the door into the lab shut. It fails spectacularly once the [=OCs=] arrive.
221* Two blatantly unimaginative Sonic [=OCs=] with robotic text-to-speech voices elaborate on their motivations:
222-->'''Sonack:''' HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT.\
223''[Nurse yeets Sonack off stage. Later, Sonack returns briefly for one last declaration.]''\
224'''Sonack:''' I MUST ACCELERATE AT A REASONABLE PACE.\
225''[Even later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.]'' \
226'''Plushy Sonic:''' LOVE SPEED! WORSHIP SPEED! CONSUME SPEED! Speed speed speed speed...
227
228!!Main Show E85: "Gotta Sell Fast"
229* For the first time, Crafty creates a trio of Sonic [=OC's=] to be publicly auctioned off after the episode's airing, to give people a chance to see the adoptables before placing their bets. Crafty's wording initially leads Nurse to think they're going to pit the [=OCs=] against each other, something that piques Crafty's interest initially...
230-->'''Nurse:''' Doctor, NO! We are not making our cute characters fight!\
231'''Crafty:''' Oh, so Smash Bros. can do it, but I can't?!\
232'''Nurse:''' We can't go down that road again, not after the last time!\
233'''Crafty:''' Fair point. So many orphans...
234
235!!Main Show E86: "Let's. Get. Metal..."
236* As dark as Metal Crafty is, it's still a bit hilarious that his entire reason for wanting to kill Crafty is because he was forced to watch endless reruns of the Dr Crafty Show.
237* Confronted by a homicidal, blood-soaked robot duplicate of himself that's disabled Nurse, Crafty utilizes a temporary solution to buy time to come up with a plan: slamming a large red button labeled "In Case of Mid-Season Plot Point", launching a large spring-loaded boxing glove to punch Metal out of the Lab.
238* While the emergency lockdown procedure frightens and confuses the other co-hosts, Stylene's reaction is noticeably different:
239-->'''Stylene:''' I dunno, ladies, this salon seems WAY more homey to me for some reason!
240
241!!''Questionable Qloset'' E9: "[=ADnDiction=]"
242* Crystelle recounts how Crafty got into Dungeons and Dragons. Of particular note is how quickly and thoroughly he got sucked into it, even after getting warned by Hitennorouni about it.
243-->'''Crafty:''' I've subscribed to [=DnD=] Beyond, bought almost every sourcebook, created over a hundred new characters, binge-watched Critical Role within a week, and lost a night of sleep to Mollimauk's death!
244[[/folder]]
245
246[[folder: High School Month]]
247!!In General
248* One would assume that, because the trip is from Florida to Portland (Oregon or Maine is never made clear), the bus ride would be a straightforward trip...and yet, the Crafty Crew manage to wind up everywhere from Hogwarts in Scotland to Ouran High School in Japan, not to mention all the various locales in the Top Ten Tub list, and all of it in an aging prison bus! One can only imagine how the route would look on a map...
249
250!!Main Show E87: "Late for Crafty School!"
251* Starting off on the cross country trip to his and Nurse's old high school, Crafty decides to focus on a High School AU version of the cast. While Crafty and Nurse base their designs off of their canon high-school-year designs, the other co-hosts have their own suggestions, as none of them have ever attended high school.
252-->'''Crystelle:''' I would make a convincing librarian.\
253'''Pepper:''' Oh! Can I be the lunch lady?\
254'''Messi:''' Make me a cheerleader!\
255'''Stylene:''' I can be the school [[CurseCutShort bi--]]!\
256''[Crafty shoots Stylene a glare.]''\
257'''Stylene:''' [[LastSecondWordSwap ... delinquent]].
258
259!!''Chara-Cafe'' E16: "School is the Bomb"
260* The inciting conflict for the episode is that while Crafty may have left college, it turns out that the only thing standing in his way of truly graduating is a missing piece of homework. If he doesn't complete it, he'll get detention (Crafty explains to a confused Pepper that it was a VERY strict school)! While he completes it by the episode's end, he still serves detention for not remembering to put his name on the sheet.
261* One particular aspect Crafty and Pepper bring up is a lemon for the school emblem. This is because, as we all know...
262-->'''Narrator:''' '''E'''very. '''V'''illain. '''I'''s. '''LEMONS'''!
263* It turns out that if it was up to Pepper, she would have chosen to go not into culinary school, but music school. This way, she could learn to play the most majestic of instruments: the harmonica and the kazoo.
264* Pepper and Crafty start to come up with some backstory elements for their nonbinary villain student character, Shortfuse, towards the end. The two are initial entertained by the cute and silly ideas, but Crafty becomes alarmed when Pepper's inner fanfic writer starts taking things a little ''too'' seriously. When Crafty reins her back in, she seems to briefly lose herself!
265-->'''Crafty:''' Let's see... Now that we have some wacky situations, what can we do with them...?\
266'''Pepper:''' Well, I was thinking that since it is a villain school, those were just some fun concepts for a story. If anyone wanted to write one, we don't have to do anything with it; it's just fun to imagine... Ehehehe...\
267'''Crafty:''' You're right; I think we've done enough today.\
268'''Pepper:''' Agreed! And I think our student is ready to go home, as well!\
269'''Crafty:''' Let's go pick her up from school~!\
270'''Pepper:''' Yeah! And then we can plan a four week vacation to our beach house with the little tyke, but at the last minute, ground her for not completing her Torture 101 class assignment, and then go on this long-winded road trip where we--\
271'''Crafty:''' Woah woah, Pepper! Slow down! She isn't ''reeaaal.''\
272'''Pepper:''' ... Is anything real?\
273'''Crafty:''' Pepper, we can get existential in another episode. Our little girl needs us to pick her up before the other kids bully her!\
274'''Pepper:''' Yes, Doctor...
275
276!!Main Show E88: "Host Club Hysterics"
277* The episode kicks off with Stylene falling asleep at the wheel and crashing into a statue of the Ouran Host High Club. Her reaction is quite nonchalant.
278** It's also worth noting the dream that Pepper had prior to being jolted awake, as well as the questions it might raise:
279--->'''Pepper:''' NO! I didn't mean to set the forest on fire! It was an acc--Oh! Good morning everyone! Crazy dream last night!
280* Honey sneaks in, and with his childlike appearance and attitude, the Crafty Crewmates mistakenly believe that they've landed near an elementary school. Then a flurry of rose petals sweeps in, along with the rest of the Ouran Host Club. Their bishōnen aesthetic and presentation [[StupidSexyFlanders even manage to visibly affect]] ''[[StupidSexyFlanders Messi...]]'' before she sobers up and asks what grade they're all in.
281* Crafty and Nurse's reactions to realizing where they've landed are mirror opposites; Crafty reacts in dread, while Nurse is... well, very excited.
282* Kyoya calculates the cost of repairing the damages to the statue at a staggering one hundred million yen (about $877077.60 in American dollars). The Crafty Crew is astonished at the astronomical cost ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent Crystelle especially if her reaction is to be believed]]). Thankfully, Haruhi comes in as the voice of reason and helps both parties agree for Crafty and Nurse to develop a replacement statue to repay the debt. Fortunately, the Crafty Crew comes up with a replacement, but as a suspicious Crafty shoos the crew back onto the bus to drive away, the Host Club takes a closer look and discovers that they've been scammed.
283-->'''Crafty:''' Hey, girls! Is the bus ready?\
284'''Stylene:''' Ready to hit the road, Doc! Had to do a bit of improv repairs with the squid girl, buuuut I'm sure it'll hold together for the rest of the trip!\
285''[Stylene reaches for the ignition to start the bus. It chokes a couple times, but a few repeated attempts from Stylene gets the bus back into working order.]''\
286'''Crafty:''' Good enough for me! Let's get out of here, Nurse--''before they notice.''\
287'''Nurse:''' Notice what?\
288''[Crafty wastes no time dragging Nurse to the bus, delivering a hurried farewell to the Ouran students while doing so.]''\
289'''Crafty:''' It was nice meeting you! Have a good day! Sorry again! Blah blah blah, bye!!\
290''[The bus accelerates away, and Haruhi emerges from her crowd of onlooking peers to inspect their new statue.]''\
291'''Haruhi:''' Wow, not bad. This thing looks pretty...\
292''[The cardboard cutout statue flops down onto the pavement.]''\
293'''Haruhi:''' ... Flat.
294
295!!''Top Ten Tub'' E16: "Teachers/Mentors"
296* The No. 5 spot is taken by Master Shifu from the Kung Fu Panda franchise. Crafty muses on whether Pepper has gone through similar training, and we see Shifu restraining a livid Pepper from a massive pile of candy.
297
298!!Main Show E89: "Roses are Red, Black, White and Blue"
299* Stylene gives in to her road rage and steps outside to take it out on the other drivers. The rest of the Crafty Crew, however, largely ignore the flames growing outside of the bus as they discuss what to draw next...up until Stylene begs them to let her back in when the other drivers join forces against her.
300
301!!''Shake-Up Salon'' E4: "Butch Hartman. That's the Joke"
302* Stopping by Casper High, Stylene assumes the place is literally a high school for ghosts and barges in. The ordinary students in turn assume ''she'' is a ghost trying to summon ghost minions and flee in terror.
303-->'''Crafty:''' Next time, check if it's a ghost school ''before'' you go pulling stunts like that.
304* Throughout the speed draw, the Box Ghost keeps popping in. Stylene is able to repel him two times (first with a spell, then with an oversized hairdryer), but only the redesigned Danny Phantom himself can drive off the Box Ghost a third time.
305* Having received some beauty product recommendations from the newly redesigned Danny, Stylene decides to mess with Crafty a little bit before she turns in. It seems that Pepper and Messi aren't the only ones wanting a piece of Crafty's candy stash; and Crafty--muffled by one of Stylene's new products--can only scream impotently as Stylene leaves for her prize.
306-->''[The art is completed and the two hosts just got to meet Danny Fenton.]''\
307'''Crafty:''' Glad everything has ''finally'' calmed down.\
308'''Stylene:''' Nice kid. Plus, he gave me some ''awesome'' tips on how he keeps his hair so white!\
309'''Crafty:''' And what, pray tell, did he say?\
310'''Stylene:''' He recommended a bunch of great products!\
311''[Said products pop up in front of Stylene.]''\
312'''Stylene:''' Ghost gel, specter sculpt, macabre mousse, phantom foundation, a-thousand-and-one polter-puns...\
313'''Crafty:''' Where did you get all that stuff?\
314'''Stylene:''' A ''Boo''tique!\
315''[A RimShot plays as the pun sinks into Crafty as he facepalms.]''\
316'''Crafty:''' ... Quite the ''pun''dit, aren't you?\
317'''Stylene:''' What can I say? I've mastered style, magic, and puns!\
318'''Crafty:''' I thought you were a witch, not a ''sass''eress.\
319'''Stylene:''' And I've got something for you, too, Doc!\
320'''Crafty:''' Really?\
321'''Stylene:''' Yeah.\
322''[Stylene casts a spell; with a flash, a green splotch of something has sealed Crafty's mouth!]''\
323'''Stylene:''' ''Sealent.''\
324''[Crafty produces muffled screaming as he realizes what Stylene just did to him.]''\
325'''Stylene:''' *Gasp*! What's that? Sell all your gaming consoles for a new rinsing station?!\
326''[Crafty tries protesting, but he's still unintelligible.]''\
327'''Stylene:''' Well, if you insist, Doc!\
328''[Crafty protests harder.]''\
329'''Stylene:''' WHHAAAAAAT?! Take ''all'' your Halloween candy and do the next episode by myself?! Don't mind if I do!\
330''[Stylene leaves, presumably to do all that she asked. Crafty monologues to himself in his head.]''\
331'''Crafty:''' I am thoroughly vexed that my staunch employee has disregarded my feelings so flagrantly, and now I must address my emotions in the most profound way possible.\
332''[Out loud, Crafty lets out one final muffled scream.]''\
333'''Crafty:''' '''''MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'''''
334
335!!Main Show E90: "School Days of Yesterpast"
336* At last, the Crafty Crew arrives at the old high school to search for evidence... except that it's Friday, and the school is closed. Stylene's solution is brutally simple: use a crowbar to smash in the window and get through that way.
337-->'''Pepper:''' Wait. I just realized it's Friday today, so everyone probably went home for the weekend by now. How are we supposed to get in if there are no school staff left to open the doors for us?\
338''[Stylene presents a crowbar.]''\
339'''Stylene:''' I ''miiiight'' have an idea...\
340''[[[OhCrap Stylene's coworkers look extremely uneasy]], but they still follow her as she smashes her way into the school.]''\
341'''Crystelle:''' ... Yep. Definitely saw ''this'' coming.\
342'''Messi:''' Like we had any other options? Don't forget: we ''are'' still villains--technically.
343* As the art production begins, Pepper expresses anxiety about breaking and entering into a high school. Messi does NOT help with that.
344-->'''Pepper:''' Good gravy! I don't like this at all! It feels so...''illegal!''\
345'''Messi:''' ''[playfully]'' Oh it most definitely is! If we get caught, we're gonna get put in jail!\
346'''Pepper:''' DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT, ALREADY?
347* Messi is so disgusted by the poor janitorial job at the school (going so far as to describe it as a hive mind for germs) that she feels compelled to clean up the halls while they're there.
348* In Nurse's flashback, the art teacher seems to have drawn two apples and a single banana paired together on her blackboard. It's the very same visual euphemism used to illustrate Crafty's college art class trauma in "New Season, New Friends."
349
350!!''Questionable Qloset'' E10: "Kerchoo"
351* The first card drawn is The Hermit, with a question regarding Disgustilda's knitting practice, and whether she sells any of her knitting work online. As if on cue, Disgustilda herself crashes in to hawks her products. She set up shop on a bastardized Etsy called (verbatim) "Sketchy Dot Com," run by a soulless corporation--[[TakeThat one who suspiciously denies dealing out NFTs]], all while confusing Crystelle for Crafty. After banishing Disgustilda away, Crystelle muses on who could have possibly set up that particular website. However, she immediately realizes ''exactly'' who is behind it.
352-->''[Disgustilda crashes into the bus from its ceiling.]''\
353'''Disgustilda:''' HEYYOOOOOOO!! I think I'll field this one, boy!\
354'''Crystelle:''' What?! How?! When-''why?!?!''\
355'''Disgustilda:''' Oy, you should get that stye looked at, boy! Could be an infection! Anyway! As a matter of fact, I actually have my own storefront online, boy! Ye can find all my knitted knickknacks on my Sketchy page! You're one simple click away from exploring my fluffy menagerie!\
356''[A preview of Disgustilda's website drops from the ceiling. It's blatantly just Etsy with red text typed over the logo. The front page's banner reads [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Definitely not NFTs! All our pngs are real, we promise!]]]''\
357'''Crystelle:''' Hey!!\
358'''Disgustilda:''' As you can see, ye can find all my worldly wonders right here, boy! ''And you can wear 'em, too,'' by simply sharing all your personal data with a faceless corporation that absolutely ''doesn't'' use unscrupulous practices for the sake of profit! They told me to say this, mine boy, right 'ere! In this four hundred page terms of service contract that I signed! ''Ohhhhhh, the back drama! Ohh the doublecross! Ohhhh, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle, boy!!''\
359''[Crystelle teleports Disgustilda away and takes her place.]''\
360'''Crystelle:''' Who... in their right mind would create such an ''insidious'' contract?\
361''[Crystelle has a realization.]''\
362'''Crystelle:''' Oh wait, no. I know exactly who.\
363''[There's a cut to Jedah in his office, laughing uproariously and surrounded by fire.]''
364* Crystelle denies any interest in shapeshifting: that is Stylene's job, as demonstrated by her shapeshifting into Christopher Walken for Crafty's amusement.
365* Answering a question about Crafty's plans to attend any conventions, Crystelle explains that any previous plans were halted by... 'the incident'. This summons the guest of the episode, whose weirdness leaves Crystelle gobsmacked before she tries regaining control.
366-->'''Ceradust:''' DID ''SOME''BODY SAY 'THE INCIDENT?!'\
367''[A'' Smash Brothers ''intro card appears as Cera strikes a pose, with the subtitle CERADUST! Respects Women's Rights appearing to his right. With a record scratch, things return to normal.]''\
368'''Ceradust:''' ... Because I remember 'The Incident.' It was very terrifying, it was very traumatic, and my toe never recovered... BUT since I'm here, good day, fair maiden! I simply wanted to take a moment of your time to ask if you knew anything regarding whether or not the ''Dr. Crafty'' timeline had any connections to the hit anime ''Senki Zesshou Symphogear.'' Because I know--''I KNOW,'' for a fact--that since Nurse Worse has the ability to SING, that means she can use a Symphogear. And frankly, ''I KNOW'' that this is going to be one of her new powerups to come in the later seasons.\
369'''Crystelle:''' Oh-hohoho, ''no.'' I am ''not'' having my show crashed ''twice'' in one episode!\
370''[Rather than teleport him away, Crystelle'' '''''tosses''''' ''Ceradust out of the bus, leaving a hole.]''\
371'''Crystelle:''' These non-sequiturs only get worse and worse around here... Anyway, to put it simply, we're hoping to try and go to the next [=MomoCon=] once current affair at the time of ''this'' video become more safe to do so. We may be content creators, but we're not ''that'' stupid.\
372'''Ceradust:''' AH-HA! WEAR A KID AND VACCINATE YOUR MASKS!!\
373'''Crystelle:''' ''Begone!''\
374''[Crystelle teleports Ceradust away.]''\
375'''Crafty:''' Who was that just now?\
376'''Crystelle:''' The ''worst.'' Kind. Of [=YouTuber=].\
377'''Crafty:''' Oh god, a reaction channel?!\
378'''Crystelle:''' ''Worse.'' A ''Commentator!''\
379'''Crafty:''' Gross. So, where'd you send him?\
380''[It turns out that Crystelle sent Ceradust to Radiator Springs. He takes a moment to regain his bearings.]''\
381'''Ceradust:''' ... I KNEW IT!!\
382''[Back in the bus, an exasperated Crystelle holds her head.]''\
383'''Crystelle:''' You... don't want to know.
384* Not long after his first break-ins, Ceradust returns one last time, riding atop of Lightning [=McQueen=] to taunt Crystelle. It doesn't go too well for him.
385-->'''Crystelle:''' Thank you all for joining me with this road-show edition of the ''Questionable Qloset.'' [[TemptingFate I just hope next time I don't get]] ''[[TemptingFate this]]'' [[TemptingFate many interruptions]].\
386''[Something smashes in a window on the bus.]''\
387'''Crystelle:''' ''What the--?''\
388''[It's Ceradust, riding proudly atop of Lightning [=McQueen=] to deliver one last jab at Crystelle, peering out at him from this new hole in the bus.]''\
389'''Ceradust:''' Guess you can say these nonsequiturs are ''DRIVING'' you ''CRRRRAAAAZZZYYYYY!!'' STYLENE SUPREMACY!! NOTHIN' BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE CERADUST-- AH!!\
390''[[=McQueen=] suddenly flips over on top of Ceradust. Before the episode closes, the show lingers on the crash as the resulting noises subside.]''
391[[/folder]]
392
393[[folder: Halloween Month]]
394!!Main Show E91: "Don't Drink and Draw"
395* Out of all the fan-voted characters, making Yami Yugi a mummy was too good an opportunity to pass up, and it also gave Crafty an excuse to indulge his inner Yu-Gi-Oh fanboy. This manages to tie in to the ending gag; he steals enough candy from the Halloween bowl to get so hyped up on sugar that he actually believes he IS Yami Yugi, and Nurse has to tie him up in ropes to restrain him.
396-->'''Crafty:''' I WILL USE THE HEART OF THE CARDS TO GET MY WAY OUT!\
397''[He's so tied up, however, that he ends up falling to the floor like a tree]''.
398
399!!''Chara-Cafe'' E17: "SPAAAAACE"
400* Pepper makes her entrance trying to imitate a ghost wail. It's really the expression she puts on that makes it hilarious (though Pickle's utter LACK of one makes for a bit of unintentional nightmare fuel).
401* Crafty's ego gets a bit wounded here; he assumes that Pepper's dressed up as him, but she explains that her outfit is supposed to be Dr Doofenshmirtz...then he has to rush to rip off the pink apron with 'Check Out These Buns!' written on it when Pepper asks about it.
402* Crafty and Pepper start debating on what exactly makes a witch, well, a witch. They initially lean towards aesthetics...but then Jedah pops up to put their Space Witch on trial! The procedure is very nonsensical, and is only settled by determining whether she weighs less than a duck...which she passes, perplexing Jedah himself (though Crafty does points out that they ARE still in space...)!
403
404
405!!Main Show E92: "Crawling in My Legendary Skin"
406* To the relief of many, Junkrat returns after dying at the hands of Metal Crafty! How so?
407-->'''Junkrat:''' I didn't die here, I er... I respawned! So it didn't count!
408* Speaking of Junkrat, he, along with Widowmaker, D.Va, and Bastion, roll up to Crafty's Castle in the hopes of scoring a ton of Halloween Candy for their costumes. What do they get for their troubles? Duke and Scout, who actually manage to do their jobs properly for once, to vicious and bloody effect.
409** Crafty, meanwhile, simply assumes that the violent noise and screams he hears outside are all just sound effects.
410
411!!''Top Ten Tub'' E17: "Scariest Animated Characters"
412
413!!Main Show E93: "The Villainous Turnabout"
414* The Crafty Crew goes into panic mode at this episode's start. As Crafty explains to the others, it turns out that the Disney Corporation has sent their worst villains after them...
415-->'''Messibelle:''' Maleficent?\
416'''Pepper:''' Ursula?\
417'''Stylene:''' Scarlet Johannson!?\
418'''Crystelle:''' I can't see any of the usual Disney Villains within our future. I don't understand, Crafty! What do you mean?\
419'''Crafty:''' Oh they aren't your everyday villains!\
420'''Nurse:''' Then who is it, Crafty? I'm scared!\
421'''Crafty:''' The most horrid villain of them all!...''Disney Lawyers!''
422* Aid comes to the Crew through Jedah, of all people; after all, as he states, the only way to fight a lawyer is with another lawyer (or a ton of cash), but more importantly, he considers Disney Lawyers ''everyone's'' enemy. He takes on the Disney Lawyers on while the crew goes on with the rest of the episode... and he emerges triumphant! How so? By negotiating the purchasing of Capcom by Disney.
423-->''[As Nurse and Crafty present the finished art piece for the episode, an exhausted Jedah suddenly joins them.]''\
424'''Jedah:''' Ahhh! Hoo...! It's done!\
425'''Crafty:''' Jedah! How?! What?!\
426'''Nurse:''' Oh! Welcome back, Jedah!\
427'''Jedah:''' Indeed--*gasp*--I have returned in one piece... And to report that your legal problems are over!\
428'''Crafty:''' How? How did you get out of here alive?\
429'''Jedah:''' Oh, the resolution turned out to be quite simple, actually! I made them an offer they ''couldn't'' refuse.\
430''[A CutAwayGag shows a Capcom building. Its logo is swiftly overtaken by a wrecking ball with a Mickey Mouse emblem. A Disney Logo just as quickly takes the Capcom logo's place.]''\
431'''Jedah:''' THAT'S for not making a new ''Darkstalkers'' game, you Mega-Morons! MYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
432
433!!''Shake-Up Salon'' E5: "[=InsectSmoothie=]"
434
435!!Main Show E94: "Crafty Horror Picture Show"
436* Despite the disembodied red lips hinting at it in the opening song, there's no way to prepare anyone, let alone the hapless couple stranded at the Castle front door, for the sight of Crafette dressed up in the infamous black corset and singing a rendition of 'Sweet Tranvestite'.
437
438!!''Questionable Qloset'' E11: "Revolving Door"
439* Although frustrated at drawing the ''Justice'' Card, Crystelle gets delighted at asking Jedah personally why he chose to pursue work as a lawyer full time. It turns out that he only took the new job when it became obvious that there would be no new ''Darkstalkers'' games in the future (if only to pay for his Netflix account).
440* The final card drawn turns out to be FIVE, directed towards the entire Crafty Crew (and then some), the relevant question being whether any of the characters have tried speed dating. Crystelle's answer?
441-->'''Crystelle''': ''Once''.
442** What follows is a nearly seven minute montage of the Crafty Crew (and even their worst enemies) going on a series of speed dates with members of the [=YouTube=] Commentary Community's avatars. Each date's conversation subject ranges from cringey to comical to outright NSFW depending on who's paired with who. It's only at the expense of the editor that the gag finally ends.
443*** At one point, Kayden is briefly paired up with '''Mindstein,''' who looks both annoyed and puzzled about being here at all.
444---->'''Kayden:''' So, is it 'Mega Mindstein,' or is it ''[='Doctor=]'' Mega Mindstein?'
445[[/folder]]
446
447[[folder:Season 4 Promotional Videos]]
448!!''Crafty's Shake-Up Salon'' Intro
449* The ''Shake-Up Salon'' opening involves Stylene and Crafty standing before one of Crafty's scrapped characters, Kurt of ''Green Detective.'' Kurt shakes in pants-crapping terror as the two hosts close in on him, with Stylene readying her massive hair-clippers for the job.
450!!Dr Crafty 2021 Update!
451[[/folder]]
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