| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:General]] |
| 4 | * A lot of people seem to agree that the previews for the next episodes are usually so out of context that it's funny to watch them. |
| 5 | * Larry having a running gag of desperately trying not to vomit in his bandages. |
| 6 | [[/folder]] |
| 7 | |
| 8 | !!Season One |
| 9 | [[folder:Pilot]] |
| 10 | * Alan Tudyk as Mr. Nobody narrates the show. He introduces Cliff by saying that, somewhere within an opulent mansion, there's a "pale white ass, pumping up and down". First we zoom in on the maid... |
| 11 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' Not that ass. |
| 12 | ** Then we focus on an attractive woman exercising... |
| 13 | --->'''Mr. Nobody:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Nooooooooo...]] |
| 14 | ** Then a little girl's doll... |
| 15 | --->'''Mr. Nobody:''' Nuh-uh. |
| 16 | ** And finally, we see Cliff- [[WhatTheHellHero banging his daughter's nanny.]] |
| 17 | * As Mr. Nobody gets ready to gain his powers after paying his king's ransom, he narrates how he realized what was actually going on. |
| 18 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' If I had known what he was actually going to do to me... [[BaitAndSwitch I would have paid double]]. |
| 19 | * The song playing when Cliff is on the race track? Fox on the Run. |
| 20 | * This gem: |
| 21 | -->'''Niles, holding up a sign that says "Flew":''' Fla- .Fla-. Flew.\ |
| 22 | '''Cliff, sees the calendar date:''' Fuck…\ |
| 23 | '''Niles, irrirated:''' Flew.\ |
| 24 | '''Cliff:''' Fuck! |
| 25 | * Jane returns back to the Doom Manor and Chief looks like he's trying to make a quick getaway but he gets stuck. Jane then laughs and points this out. |
| 26 | * When introducing Crazy Jane, Mr. Nobody narrates that her current persona Hammerhead was an asshole. |
| 27 | -->'''Rita:''' Hello there, Hammerhead, it's good to see you.\ |
| 28 | '''Hammerhead:''' Fuck off and die, Rita. |
| 29 | * As Chief tells them off for causing chaos in town, Jane argues that what happened wasn't even that bad. |
| 30 | -->'''News Reporter:''' Bad doesn't even begin to describe what befell Cloverton today, Bill. |
| 31 | * A donkey farts and opens up a black hole-esque portal to another dimension. |
| 32 | [[/folder]] |
| 33 | |
| 34 | [[folder:Donkey Patrol]] |
| 35 | * Mr. Nobody narrates the first episode in prime FirstPersonSmartass mode... then it's revealed at the start of the next episode that [[InteractiveNarrator he's been talking aloud to himself the whole time. And the other characters can hear him]]. Caulder [[AudienceWhatAudience demands to know whom Mr. Nobody is talking to]]. Nobody's response: |
| 36 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' Creator/GrantMorrison fans, Website/{{Reddit}} {{troll}}s with Creator/DCUniverse subscriptions, and [[SelfDeprecation the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart]]. |
| 37 | * There's a talking cockroach that waxes on about the end before he's unceremoniously cut off and sucked into the portal. |
| 38 | * A robber is trying to get a woman to withdraw money, but it shows him this message instead after asking if he was robbing for money. |
| 39 | --> C'mon, think bigger. Do you want to be:\ |
| 40 | 1) Rich.\ |
| 41 | 2) Super-Rich.\ |
| 42 | 3) Bruce Wayne rich. |
| 43 | * The entire FailureMontage of Larry trying to leave, only for the spirit inside of him to zoom out and then shortly return long enough that he misses his bus. The counter lady even starts to give up and asks, "Does it really matter?" |
| 44 | * The population sign for Clovertown reads "0", and later when the whole town is brought back, the population number increases again. |
| 45 | * Cliff chasing the donkey and calling it a mixture of the different names for "ass". |
| 46 | --> '''Cliff:''' ''C'mere''! Get! Get over here, ''jackass''! Brain the size of a walnut! Fucking ass! Hey! I'm talking to you! |
| 47 | * Cliff and Cyborg's back and forth. |
| 48 | --> '''Cyborg:''' Did you see ''anything'' useful!?\ |
| 49 | '''Cliff:''' Yes, dammit, the donkey!\ |
| 50 | '''Cyborg:''' What's the donkey got to do with any of this?!\ |
| 51 | '''Cliff:''' That's what I'm trying to figure out, asshole! |
| 52 | * Larry knocks on Rita's door and asks if she would like to go outside with him. |
| 53 | --> '''Rita:''' Why?\ |
| 54 | ''[Cue Cliff screaming and getting his ass tossed around in the background by Hammerhead]''\ |
| 55 | '''Rita:''' (''after a beat and a "see what I mean" look from Larry'') I could use some air. |
| 56 | * Silver Tongue going after Cliff and he's just baffled by her ability. |
| 57 | --> '''Silver Tongue:''' You're, so, fucked! (''words turn into metal'')\ |
| 58 | '''Cliff:''' Whaat?! (''Silver Tongue stabs the words near him'') Shit! |
| 59 | * Cyborg realizes the donkey is a doorway but they need to get inside it somehow. He then points out how he can't fit inside the donkey and Larry slowly turns his head towards Rita. Let's just say she's not remotely happy about the idea. |
| 60 | --> '''Rita:''' Do you know what's stressing me out right now? The idea of shoving my face down the slimy throat of a diseased animal. Is this funny to you? Does my humiliation get your blood pumping? I'd like to know what you're picturing right now. Are you going to shove me in a sack, hmm? A trash bag? Cut a little hole, so you can squeeze me into that syphilitic beast like a tube of toothpaste? Push my eye into a funnel and force me into the bowels of a braying ''shit factory'' without my consent?! |
| 61 | --> '''Vic:''' (''beat'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Would that work?]] |
| 62 | * As they help Rita go inside the donkey, Larry makes this remark. |
| 63 | --> '''Larry:''' Just FYI, if I vomit, I have no choice but to choke on it. |
| 64 | * Mr. Nobody narrates Cyborg, Larry and Rita's journey. |
| 65 | * The three walkmans that Mr. Nobody laid out for the group, with "Bandage Guy", "Mrs. Goopy" and "Cyborg" written in metal. |
| 66 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' Rita opens her mouth, even though she had nothing to contribute.\ |
| 67 | '''Rita:''' (''immediately closes her mouth'') |
| 68 | [[/folder]] |
| 69 | |
| 70 | [[folder:Puppet Patrol]] |
| 71 | * The Negative Spirit's response to Larry's insistence on ground rules in their "relationship"? Stick an unconcious Larry on a ceiling rafter in the Chief's lab and leave him to figure out his own way down. Needless to say, Larry is less than amused. |
| 72 | * Victor's brutal honesty to the team about them being the best he’s got in a bad situation. |
| 73 | -->'''Victor:''' Chief saved all your lives, you owe it to him. [[RagtagBunchofMisfits Now are you the best people for the job? Hell no!]] |
| 74 | * During the briefing Cliff and Jane are more curious about how Vic’s biology works with him being half robot: |
| 75 | -->'''Cliff:''' Do you have a photo printer in there somewhere?\ |
| 76 | '''Vic:''' No.\ |
| 77 | '''Cliff:''' Then where do the photos come out from?\ |
| 78 | '''Vic:''' I said no!\ |
| 79 | '''Cliff:''' Is it your butt? I bet it’s his butt.\ |
| 80 | '''Jane:''' (''later in the discussion'') [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike What kind of toner does your butt-printer need?]] |
| 81 | * The entire bus ride to Paraguay with the team arguing with each other, complaining about directions, and their driving skills. |
| 82 | ** Beforehand, Larry tells Cyborg that it takes a week to get to Paraguay by bus. |
| 83 | --> '''Vic:''' No, it does ''not'' take a week. (''Beat'') It takes two. |
| 84 | ** When Rita presents Jane with a map for directions, Jane grabs the map to read it herself ''[[DrivesLikeCrazy in the middle of driving]]''. |
| 85 | -->'''Rita:''' (''Shrieking'') '''''WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!''''' (''Everyone starts to panic.'') |
| 86 | ** Jane gets so fed up with Rita's incredibly slow driving that she yells that she’s going to kill herself. Cliff just laughs, and ''then she actually attempts to do it'' by trying to jump out the window with Larry and Vic having to pull her back in. Rita merely sighs in annoyance. |
| 87 | ** Then text appears on the screen that reads, "Somewhere, not even close to Paraguay". |
| 88 | * Out of sheer frustration, Flit takes over Jane's body, grabbing Cliff and Larry and teleporting them all the way to Paraguay. |
| 89 | --> '''Larry:''' You could have teleported us? All along?\ |
| 90 | '''Jane:''' It was Flit. And Flit does what she wants, when she wants. |
| 91 | * As their guide introduces them to "[[UnfortunateNames Fuchtopia]]", named after Von Fuchs, Jane is clearly enjoying hearing the woman say the name. |
| 92 | --> '''Jane:''' Fucktopia?\ |
| 93 | '''Guide:''' Fuchtopia.\ |
| 94 | '''Jane:''' (''beat'') [[{{Troll}} Spell it]].\ |
| 95 | '''Larry:''' (''interjecting'') We're fine. |
| 96 | * The start of the orientation when it shows the professor puppet, with corny music to follow. Cliff lets out a confused "The fuck?" before Jane shushes him. |
| 97 | * Three hours later, and jump cut to Cliff sagging in his chair out of boredom, Larry's asleep, and Jane seems to have wrapped her scarf around her neck in an attempt to choke herself. The volunteer who came with them apparently got up to get some food and is raptly focusing on the story, nodding enthusiastically as if it were the greatest puppet show of all time. |
| 98 | * As the von Fuchs puppet wraps up his pitch, he closes with this: |
| 99 | -->'''Von Fuchs:''' Unfortunately, we no longer accept Groupons. |
| 100 | ** Just the fact that a top secret superpower factory run by an evil ex-Nazi mad scientist ''actually used to offer Groupon discounts'' is hilarious in itself. |
| 101 | * Cliff [[CurbStompBattle easily taking out the mooks]]; after the first one, he holds up his hands and double flips everyone. |
| 102 | * Silver Tongue fighting and using the words "Nazi fucks!" |
| 103 | * Jane deadpan telling Rita they found the Chief, and she gives Rita the Chief puppet which she holds with some confusion. |
| 104 | [[/folder]] |
| 105 | |
| 106 | [[folder:Cult Patrol]] |
| 107 | * When a talking blue horse head is summoned to tell them what to do, Cliff and Jane let out a confused, "The fuck?" |
| 108 | * Baphomet delivering her instructions in song, to the tune of [[StealthPun America's "A Horse With No Name"]]. |
| 109 | * Larry stating that while he might not trust the [[BlueCollarWarlock magic-using]] [[OurMagesAreDifferent Kipling]], he does believe in the [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight talking blue horse head]]. |
| 110 | -->'''Cliff:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You believe a blue horse head.]]\ |
| 111 | ''' Larry:''' I do.\ |
| 112 | ''' Cliff:''' [[GivingUpOnLogic I just don't understand anything anymore.]] |
| 113 | * Cliff, Jane and Vic go through the portal to grab Elliot, about to start what seems like an adventure to rescue him....and within ''seconds'' they run back in with him, screaming to close the portal and shoving his crazed knife-wielding mother back through. |
| 114 | --> '''Hammerhead:''' FUCK OFF, SHITBIRD! |
| 115 | * As Cliff comes too, he realizes Hammerhead has been switched out with another personality called Penny Farthing. He's not happy about this. |
| 116 | --> '''Cliff:''' I'm stuck in Nurnheim and I don't even get to yell at Hammerhead?!?\ |
| 117 | '''Penny:''' Hammerhead has be relieved. The church was too....p-p-p-provocative.\ |
| 118 | '''Cliff:''' (''beat'') GODDAMMIT! |
| 119 | * Cliff takes one look at the Archivals and immediately wants nothing to do with this entire situation. |
| 120 | --> '''Cliff:''' Giant clowns? (''Beat'') [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Nope]]. |
| 121 | [[/folder]] |
| 122 | |
| 123 | [[folder:Paw Patrol]] |
| 124 | * The PreviouslyOn segment directly cutting to Cliff saying "Nurnheim sucks!" after he asks what Nurnheim is. |
| 125 | * The cockroach is back again, this time arguing with a rat who asks whether or not there will be cheese in the Promised Land. |
| 126 | * As Kipling is ranting about the Decreator ending existence, his flask gets erased as he tries to take a drink. |
| 127 | * Mr. Nobody is peeved that the others managed to start the end of the world. |
| 128 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' I haven't even been in the last two episodes. |
| 129 | * Every time someone mentions Mr. Nobody around Chief, he starts to vomit. Rita notes that she knows because her favorite shoes were ruined. |
| 130 | * Dr. Harrison using her CompellingVoice to start the cult of the Recreator. |
| 131 | * The Book of Recreation is in a pug, not the owner. |
| 132 | * Mr. Nobody giving Doctor Harrison one final objective, and as Jane is painting, she suddenly hears this request. |
| 133 | --> '''Jane:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' What the fuck is the Doom Patrol? |
| 134 | [[/folder]] |
| 135 | |
| 136 | [[folder:Doom Patrol Patrol]] |
| 137 | * Jane going up to Vic and pressing the large red button in his chest asking, "Hey Siri, what's the Doom Patrol?" Based off of Vic's reaction, she's done this before. |
| 138 | * Earlier that day, Cliff tries to bring Baby Doll's favorite sandwiches to Jane. She shuts the door on him, knocking the food to the ground, prompting Cliff to yell at her to pick it up. Only to immediately relent and pick up the mess himself. |
| 139 | * Cliff's watching the news and we get to find out what happened to that man back in Puppet Patrol. He apparently tried robbing a store, but his dinosaur head started biting his head and the cashier ended up knocking the two of them out anyway. The man and his dinosaur were both charged, him with robbery and the dinosaur for aiding and [[{{Pun}} a-bite-ing]]. |
| 140 | --> '''Cliff:''' What a tit. |
| 141 | ** Even more hilarious? The footage of the robbery shows that not only did he put stockings over his head as a mask, he put them ''[[PaperThinDisguise over the dinosaur head as well]]'', resulting in quite possibly the most ridiculous-looking robber you've ever seen. |
| 142 | * This universe's version of Facebook is called Facehole. Yeah, you read that right. |
| 143 | --> '''Cliff:''' How do I see my kid's Facehole? |
| 144 | * As Vic's dad comes over to fix up his son, they find out that one of his parts has dug its way onto Cliff. |
| 145 | --> '''Cliff:''' (''looking at his arm'') Is your fucking finger inside me?!\ |
| 146 | '''Vic:''' Really had to word it like that.\ |
| 147 | '''Cliff:''' Get it the fuck out!! |
| 148 | * Mento recounting the Doom Patrol's fight to Rita, claiming that as the leader, he lead them to victory and was able to take Mr. Nobody down in one fell swoop whereas his other teammates ran into a spot of trouble. Arani, however, says that Mento nearly shit his pants and wouldn't have lasted had Niles not been there to help them. |
| 149 | * Larry walking around the dreary and real halls of the "academy" trying to keep himself cool. |
| 150 | --> '''Larry:''' This is okay... we just happen to be in Film/TheShining. Which is fine, Shelly Duval and the kid got out, and so will we. |
| 151 | [[/folder]] |
| 152 | |
| 153 | [[folder:Therapy Patrol]] |
| 154 | * Vic seeing Jane spinning around outside while wearing a smile and repeating, "Everything is fine." |
| 155 | --> '''Jane:''' [[MadnessMantra Everything, is fine. Everything, is fine. Everything, is fine]].\ |
| 156 | '''Hammerhead:''' (GilliganCut to Niles's video room smashing all the video tapes'') ''Fuck you''! |
| 157 | * Vic, on the dating app, gets inundated with messages from Cyborg fangirls, including one who asks him to say [[CatchPhrase "Booya!"]], leading to this exchange: |
| 158 | -->'''Vic:''' Grid, have I ever said "Booya"?\ |
| 159 | '''Grid:''' You have said "Booya" thirty-one times since the accident, well above [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the threshold for a catch-phrase.]] |
| 160 | ** What makes this funnier is that, up until this point, we haven't heard Vic say it ''once''. |
| 161 | * Cliff chanting for a therapy session. |
| 162 | --> '''Cliff:''' Therapy~, therapy~, therapy~! |
| 163 | * During their therapy session, Cliff starts yelling that he wants to hear how everyone's parents screwed them up. |
| 164 | * When Vic reveals that he killed his mom, Cliff's reaction is a quiet, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner." |
| 165 | * Also the way Cliff thinks Larry is trying to come out to the group. The icing is Cliff awkwardly trying to give an annoyed Larry a hug after Larry talks about how lonely he gets, and how he pushed away John. |
| 166 | * When Rita talks, she says that she was stuck in a furnace where no one could hear her. Cliff thinks she means metaphorically, but then she angrily points out she was ''literally'' stuck in a furnace. |
| 167 | * Mr. Nobody convincing Admiral Whiskers to take his revenge out on Cliff. |
| 168 | ** Admiral Whiskers decides to quote ''Film/ThePrincessBride'' before he attacks. |
| 169 | --> '''Admiral Whiskers:''' [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Admiral Whiskers]]. [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my mother]]. [[PrepareToDie Prepare for my revenge]]. |
| 170 | ** Just the fact that, instead of a random mechanical malfunction, Cliff was freaking out all episode because he had a ''rat in his brain''. |
| 171 | [[/folder]] |
| 172 | |
| 173 | [[folder:Danny Patrol]] |
| 174 | * Cliff annoying Vic with jokes about rats, smells and Vic possibly killing them in the future. |
| 175 | --> '''Cliff''' (pretend stabbing, making squeaky robot sounds) I WILL COME FOR YOU! |
| 176 | * Just hearing Karen for the first time talking to Cliff with her dropping phrases like "cool beans" and "heart you". |
| 177 | --> '''Rita:''' Is she okay?\ |
| 178 | '''Cliff:''' I think. She said everything was... "[[SpeakingLikeTotallyTeen cool beans]]". \ |
| 179 | '''Rita:''' "Cool beans"? [[OhCrap Oh, God.]] |
| 180 | * Maura Lee calling Vic and Larry "Terminator" and "King Tut" respectively. |
| 181 | * Vic not entirely understanding what non-binary was, so Maura Lee throws out the non-binary code. |
| 182 | --> '''Vic:''' I'm trying to think, but... I can't seem to find my middle finger emoji.\ |
| 183 | '''Maura Lee Karupt:''' Ooh, this sweet one here is a little ''saucy''. I like it. |
| 184 | ** She adds that if Vic ever wants to leave Westworld and come live among the Dannyzens, all he had to do was give them a call. |
| 185 | * As Karen is hugging Rita, Hammerhead momentarily takes over and orders Rita to help get them the fuck out of their situation. Rita then asks why Hammerhead herself, or Jane, can't do it. |
| 186 | --> '''Hammerhead:''' Jane's not around, how do you think we got stuck with ''basic-bitch-Barbie''? |
| 187 | ** Hammerhead also does ''not'' want to consummate the marriage with Doug. |
| 188 | --> '''Hammerhead:''' I swear to god, Rita. If that ''dick'' gets anywhere near fucking my bush, I'm gonna fucking kill you. Okay? If I get fucked, you get fucked. |
| 189 | * Rita's take on Karen's [[SpeakingLikeTotallyTeen way of speaking.]] |
| 190 | -->'''Karen:''' Dougie and I are endgame! |
| 191 | -->'''Rita:''' I don't know what that means. I just know it's youthful and irritating. |
| 192 | * Larry does the karaoke, but he unfortunately doesn't sound as good as his imagination. |
| 193 | --> '''Larry:''' (''stops singing'') ...Was I that bad?? Aw. (''trudges off'') |
| 194 | * A little kid in a cardboard robot costume challenges Cliff to a dance-off. |
| 195 | * Karen tries to convince Cliff to walk her down the aisle and activates her powers. Hilariously, it doesn't work on Cliff. |
| 196 | --> '''Karen:''' What do you say?\ |
| 197 | '''Cliff:''' ...You have incredibly psychotic eyes.\ |
| 198 | '''Karen:''' URGH! Just forget it. |
| 199 | ** Doug is excited because he thinks Karen brought a robot to their wedding, but then Cliff insults him. |
| 200 | --> '''Cliff:''' Back off, Creator/DermotMulroney.\ |
| 201 | '''Doug:''' Wow, chillax, asshole. (''tries shoving Cliff, who fails to budge'') (''Beat'') Oh.\ |
| 202 | '''Cliff:''' I think you mean- (''pushes Doug to the floor through a chair'') |
| 203 | [[/folder]] |
| 204 | |
| 205 | [[folder:Jane Patrol]] |
| 206 | * The other personalities realize that Jane was in the Underground and she tries to make a subtle getaway. |
| 207 | * Hammerhead releases Karen. |
| 208 | --> '''Cliff:''' Hey, where are you taking her?\ |
| 209 | '''Hammerhead:''' Up your ass, maybe?\ |
| 210 | '''Cliff:''' (''mockingly mimics Hammerhead'') |
| 211 | * In one of the other jail cells is a persona called Jack Straw who Karen writes off as harmless. When Cliff tries to break down the wall with just his bare hands, Jack Straw slides him a shank. Cliff looks curiously between the tool and Jack Straw, who hasn't moved an inch, and gives them a slight nod of acknowledgment and thanks as he continues with his work. |
| 212 | * As Cliff's human skin falls off revealing his robot form, Black Annis runs her nail across his face and down towards his crotch. Where she then grabs it like Hammerhead did in the pilot. |
| 213 | * The illusion of Jane's father roars over Cliff who's in the middle of trying to snap Jane out of her funk. |
| 214 | --> '''Jane's father:''' (''roars'')\ |
| 215 | '''Cliff:''' (''FlippingTheBird'') [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]]! |
| 216 | ** What really makes it funny is how casually Cliff throws that as an aside to him, like they were having a conversation out on a street and it was just some drunk guy making noise. |
| 217 | [[/folder]] |
| 218 | |
| 219 | [[folder:Hair Patrol]] |
| 220 | * The Beard Hunter's suiting up scene. It's as ridiculous as you think it would be. |
| 221 | ** Also the way the Beard Hunter thinks he's being stealthy as he rolls around Doom Manor. |
| 222 | * Vic's disgust when he realizes that the Beard Hunter is salivating over his scruff and takes a step back. |
| 223 | --> '''Vic:''' You better back your ass up. |
| 224 | * After consuming a piece of Vic's beard hair, the Beard Hunter literally dodges all of Vic's moves with a look of pure joy on his face. Rita is in the back yelling and not helping. |
| 225 | --> '''Rita:''' Just hit him already!! |
| 226 | * Mr. Nobody describing Niles' relationship to the sapien woman. |
| 227 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' You've always been a man comfortable with compromise, Niles. After all, you fell in love with a Canadian. |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:Frances Patrol]] |
| 231 | * Cliff asking for Flit to take them to Florida, which Jane refuses to do before Flit cheerfully takes over. She teleports Cliff and Rita, and then leaves them behind. |
| 232 | * Rita trying to teach Cliff some calming techniques for his anxiety, promptly forgetting that Cliff doesn't have lips and can't really breathe like she does. |
| 233 | ** However, he later does end up doing the breathing exercise. |
| 234 | * Larry talking to John in real life for the first time. Even though John is an elderly, infirm man being taken care of at home, he clearly is a ball of levity contrasted to Larry's downer attitude. |
| 235 | --> '''John:''' (''remembering their hotel dream'') Those roast beef sandwiches were ''fucking'' awesome. |
| 236 | ** He's also shocked to find out that Larry hasn't fucked since JFK, which does get a chuckle out of Larry. |
| 237 | * Cliff losing it in the swamp and demanding that Frances come out while Rita can only prop her chin up with her hand and watch solemnly. |
| 238 | ** The main character yelling for his nemesis named Frances might remind people of another [[Film/Deadpool2016 anti-hero who had the same problem]]. |
| 239 | [[/folder]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | [[folder:Cyborg Patrol]] |
| 242 | * The opening scene of a woman carrying a tray towards the conference room for the commander, and when she takes off the cover, underneath is a UsefulNotes/McDonalds burger that the commander happily chows down on. |
| 243 | ** He then says these words, with the utmost seriousness: "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis We musn't. Upset. The butts.]]" |
| 244 | * Cliff points out what a lot of fans have probably been saying for a while. |
| 245 | -->"Send a text to Batman." |
| 246 | * As the group is riding the elevator with Cliff in handcuffs, he lets out a roar and then looks around when no one responds. |
| 247 | --> '''Cliff:''' (''beat'') Seriously? No one saw Franchise/StarWars? |
| 248 | * The ride in the elevator. It is probably the least pleasant experience the Doom Patrol has had, with Larry sounding like he's going to throw up while Jane screams it aloud. |
| 249 | --> '''Jane:''' WHAT THE FUCKKK?! (''after elevator stops'') What is this fuckery?\ |
| 250 | '''Silas:''' We're almost there. |
| 251 | * Cliff trying to argue that he's special to the person who is watching over him. When he argues that he's fought Nazis, a crocodile and much more while bragging that he's an unstoppable force, the woman snarks this. |
| 252 | --> '''Observer:''' Dude, [[JerkassHasAPoint we stopped you]] [[LogicalWeakness with a magnet]]. |
| 253 | ** When he tries to suggest that having a human brain in a robot body makes him unique, she says that the Bureau already has multiple appliances with brains in them ("The BON got pretty loony-toons in the Nixon years") and that they still have a super-sarcastic toaster that they use to scare the newbies. |
| 254 | ** She ends up slapping a "Scrap" sticker on his forehead that he wears for the rest of the episode. |
| 255 | * In Jane's cell, the man whose arm she broke prepares to torture her, but she only acts unamused, bored and tired throughout it all, even yawning at one point as he threatens her life. |
| 256 | * The man torturing Jane dancing around and playing "I Saw the Sign", whilst licking his tools and Jane asks if he could just cut her ears off so she wouldn't have to listen to this anymore. |
| 257 | --> '''Jane:''' (''bored'') We ''get it'', doucheflap, you saw Film/ReservoirDogs. |
| 258 | ** He then switches to a different song accidentally, which causes Jane's eyes to widen in fear. |
| 259 | --> '''Jane:''' ''No''. [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no, no, no, no-]]!!\ |
| 260 | '''Karen:''' (''takes over'') Oh, my God! That's my ''song''! |
| 261 | ** She then uses her power to charm the man and during their conversation, they speak in harmony saying their favorite book was [[Literature/TheFaultInOurStars Fault in Our Stars]]. |
| 262 | --> '''Karen:''' I love you, Doug.\ |
| 263 | '''Dirk:''' I'm Dirk.\ |
| 264 | '''Karen:''' (''cheerfully'') That's what I said. |
| 265 | * Four words: [[ItMakesSenseInContext The butts are loose]]. |
| 266 | -->'''Larry:''' (''[[SeenItAll with all of the attitude of "I always knew this was a possibility"]]'') Oh, shit. |
| 267 | ** Then, with [[TheComicallySerious utter seriousness]]: |
| 268 | --->'''Guard:''' General, sir? The butts are loose.\ |
| 269 | '''General:''' I understand. ''God be with you.'' |
| 270 | ** Said General then promptly SHOOTS HIMSELF rather than deal with the impending fallout. |
| 271 | [[/folder]] |
| 272 | |
| 273 | [[folder:Flex Patrol]] |
| 274 | * Flex flexing his butt and a flower appears for his wife. |
| 275 | * Flit teleporting everyone in the room everywhere. |
| 276 | --> '''Cliff:''' Great! Now it's Flit-A-Palooza! |
| 277 | * Cliff asks Jane to take off the scrap sticker on his forehead. She complies, but only takes the 's' out leaving the word "crap" behind, causing Flex to chuckle. |
| 278 | --> '''Cliff:''' (''beat'') You just ripped the 's' off, didn't you?\ |
| 279 | '''Jane:''' Uh huh. |
| 280 | * When Cliff mentions they are looking for the Chief, Flex says he does know him. Then he proceeds to tell a convoluted tale of how the Chief died years ago and was replaced by his SeparatedAtBirth identical twin. Jane quickly realizes Flex is talking about a character from his favorite soap opera who also happens to be called "Chief". |
| 281 | * Trying to activate Flex's powers, Cliff breaks the TV he was watching. There's a slow build up before... Flex starts to bawl his eyes out. |
| 282 | * Cliff Steele made a guest appearance on a soap opera. Watching Brendan Fraser trying to be as stilted as possible while his eyes dart in different directions is hilarious. Bonus points for Cliff giving a sick child a blanket to help him get better, [[CrossesTheLineTwice only for the kid to immediately flat-line.]] |
| 283 | ** While Cliff is obviously doing some BadBadActing, Larry tells him that he was great and Cliff says that was considered for an Emmy. |
| 284 | ** When Jane sees the episode, she laughs at Cliff's bad acting and when he claims he was considered to be nominated, Jane says this: |
| 285 | --> '''Jane:''' What? Best supporting ass clown? |
| 286 | * Since they were running out of options to jog Flex's memories, Jane ends up bringing a blow torch in and Cliff has to ask her to back it up before they pretend to threaten to burn Flex. |
| 287 | * After Rita leaves the hospital, Mr. Nobody taking off his old man disguise applauds her for finally getting through her fears before the scene cuts to the Doom Patrol Manor. |
| 288 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' Congratulations, Rita! Now you finally- (''cut to the manor'') Oh, ''god'' there's ''more''? Ugh. |
| 289 | * Rita returning home right when the Negative Spirit reunites with Larry, who was on the verge of death due to the separation. This is what she has to say: |
| 290 | -->'''Rita:''' Larry, I adore you and I'm glad you're all right, but if you get blood on that carpet, I'll kill you.\ |
| 291 | '''Larry:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Rita.]] |
| 292 | * Mr. Nobody decked out in Doom Patrol merch. He then [[LargeHam starts rambling on]] about how long it took for the Doom Patrol to finally come to terms with their inner problems, so they can be ready to face him. |
| 293 | [[/folder]] |
| 294 | |
| 295 | [[folder:Penultimate Patrol]] |
| 296 | * In Mr. Nobody's flashback he tells his girlfriend that after he was fired, the Brotherhood hired a gorilla to take his place. |
| 297 | --> '''Millie:''' They brought in muscle?\ |
| 298 | '''Eric:''' No. It was an actual gorilla. He's very intellectual, allegedly... and he can speak French. |
| 299 | * Danny asks Flex about Dolores, and when he tells her she's gone, Danny offers him their condolence. This leads to Flex hugging the tube man that greeted Larry, and Rita is chosen to awkwardly end this. |
| 300 | --> '''Rita:''' This is a beautiful moment that is necessary, and I hate to break this up. |
| 301 | * Where has the Beard Hunter been after his Niles fiasco? With the Dannyzens. |
| 302 | * As Flex flexes a muscle to get the Doom Patrol to get into the White Space, he accidentally makes them (sans Cliff), the Dannyzens, and even Danny themselves (complete with very, hilariously unsubtle visuals, like the inflating tube man and an exploding fire hydrant) have an orgasm. |
| 303 | --> '''Flex:''' (''beat'') [[CaptainObvious I think I flexed the wrong muscle]].\ |
| 304 | '''Cliff:''' ''No shit, dummy''! |
| 305 | ** Then, watching everyone, Cliff pretends to join in as well. His reasoning later? He didn't want to feel left out. |
| 306 | * Jane, through gritted teeth and strained eyes telling Flex she's gonna kill him. |
| 307 | * After all that, the Beard Hunter offers a cigarette to the bearded man that he's standing next to, then takes one himself. |
| 308 | * When sent to the White Space, each of the Doom Patrol is sent back to the moment where their lives changed for the worse, each saying "holy shit". |
| 309 | --> '''Larry:''' (''in human form with his wife and kids'') Holy shit.\ |
| 310 | '''Rita:''' (''back in her film tent with the script'') Holy shit.\ |
| 311 | '''Jane:''' (''in the mental hospital inside a lone room'') Holy shit.\ |
| 312 | '''Cliff:''' (''in human form'') Holy shi-\ |
| 313 | '''Mr. Nobody:''' Shit! We get it, Cliff! |
| 314 | * Cliff yells at Mr. Nobody and says "Stop narrating me, shit-head!" |
| 315 | ** Mr. Nobody saying that Larry came out of the closet at the tender age of ninety-five. |
| 316 | * Cliff decides to leave the memory and go along with what happened that made him Robot-man, Mr. Nobody frantically tries to get him to stay. |
| 317 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' Cliff, I know I've been a shit this season, but I'm telling you the truth! |
| 318 | ** As Hammerhead starts to tear down the furniture boarding up the door, you can hear the exasperated "Well shit" in Mr. Nobody's voice. |
| 319 | * Dr. Harrison begins to analyze Mr. Nobody, calling him out on his edginess and he starts to fall apart. |
| 320 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' That's ridiculous. A) I am sinister and dark. B) I'm powerful enough to control this entire streaming service if I wanted to!\ |
| 321 | '''Cliff:''' What the fuck is going on? |
| 322 | * We get this exchange when the Doom Patrol comes face-to-face with Mr. Nobody, who's still using his old appearance from when he was talking with Niles. |
| 323 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' Do you really think it would be that easy? If you want Niles, [[GoThroughMe you have to go through me.]]\ |
| 324 | '''Cliff:''' Shouldn't be a problem. [[FashionVictimVillain Real you looks like a fuckin' dweeb to me.]]\ |
| 325 | '''Mr. Nobody:''' ''(looks at himself)'' Oh... right. ''(laughs sheepishly)'' |
| 326 | * Rita's incredulous tone as she realizes why Mr. Nobody has gone through all of the trouble of tormenting them for the entire season. |
| 327 | -->'''Rita:''' You're doing this because you were ''dumped''? |
| 328 | -->'''Cliff:''' I get it. Standard stuff. |
| 329 | -->'''Larry:''' ''Basic. '' |
| 330 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I am not basic!]] |
| 331 | -->'''Niles:''' You don't want to be. You want to be original. Despite all the sarcastic comments and judgments... |
| 332 | -->'''Larry:''' ...He's ''sad.'' |
| 333 | -->'''Rita:''' [[NotSoDifferentRemark He's like us.]] |
| 334 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' How dare you! |
| 335 | -->'''Rita:''' You were twisted before you were twisted. |
| 336 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' Maybe. Except now I have power, ''and it's time to die!'' |
| 337 | -->'''Cliff:''' I don't wanna fight. |
| 338 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' ''({{Beat}})'' [[FlatWhat ...What?!]] |
| 339 | -->'''Cliff:''' I don't know. I feel kind of bad now that I know you. |
| 340 | -->'''Rita:''' Me too. |
| 341 | -->'''Larry:''' Yeah. |
| 342 | -->'''Dr. Harrison:''' Let us help you. Let Niles into your heart. |
| 343 | -->'''Mr. Nobody:''' NO! ...This is not right! You are not going to ''pity'' me any longer. Fight or don't. But I am going to... |
| 344 | * And just as Vic interrupts and shoots Mr. Nobody, what does he say? |
| 345 | --> '''Vic:''' [[BrickJoke Booyah]]. |
| 346 | * Apparently, the Brotherhood did end up using Mr. Nobody's robot. |
| 347 | ** Cliff's response is particularly hilarious. |
| 348 | --> '''Cliff:''' I got this. I speak robot. |
| 349 | ** In the montage of the robot repeatingly killing the Doom Patrol, guess what song is used in it? [[CallBack Hot Diggity!]] |
| 350 | * Mr. Nobody pulling the rug out from everyone and transporting them back to the White Space. But Cliff is still very confused. |
| 351 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' If stupidity were a super power, you'd be goddamn Superman! |
| 352 | ** Vic then demands to know what happened and why they weren't all beating Mr. Nobody's ass. |
| 353 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' Oh, they already tried that. It... it's far to convoluted to go into right now. You can look out for it, during the "previously on" part of the next episode. The moral, is... basically... there's no beating me. |
| 354 | * When Niles realizes what Mr. Nobody wants, he responds with a simple, "Uh... ''duh''." |
| 355 | [[/folder]] |
| 356 | |
| 357 | [[folder:Ezekiel Patrol]] |
| 358 | * Mr. Nobody summarises the entire season in rhyme: |
| 359 | --> ''Cue the recap! Paraguay vaca made me this way.\ |
| 360 | A harbinger of chaos brought to make this geezer pay.\ |
| 361 | I strung along the Dumb Patrol, flipped the bus into a hole.\ |
| 362 | Slammed it shut. Wait, what? Stuffed it up a donkey's butt.\ |
| 363 | A team was forged with one belief. To stop at nothing and get their Chief.\ |
| 364 | Nazi beating, doomsday cheating, beard hair eating, romance heating.\ |
| 365 | Punk to skunk, robot junk, flashback dancing with a hunk.\ |
| 366 | Gator-baiting, half-chub dating, sliming through a metal grate.\ |
| 367 | Death cult all around, Jane survived the Underground.\ |
| 368 | A.N.T. Farm, Larry harmed, delivering justice with a swarm.\ |
| 369 | Father doting, hand exploding, pain obscured through secret coding.\ |
| 370 | Growing close with each endeavor, finally they [[DoubleEntendre came together]].\ |
| 371 | But I grew bored with this game of chase and trapped them inside the White Space.\ |
| 372 | Back their leader against the wall, forcing him to spill it all.\ |
| 373 | This is the best timeline ever!'' |
| 374 | ** When it gets to "came together," it [[VisualPun shifts to their]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm collective orgasm]]. |
| 375 | * Mr. Nobody, proud of his revenge against the Doom Patrol and Niles, parties it up in the White Space and declaring that this feeling of satisfaction [[TemptingFate would never ever end]]. We then GilliganCut to Mr. Nobody drunkly laying on the floor, with a [[DrowningMySorrows bottle of blue alcohol]] and depressed out of his mind. |
| 376 | ** He then reads a magazine with the cover calling Doom Patrol the worst tv show ever. While drinking and sitting on a toilet. |
| 377 | --> '''Mr. Nobody:''' "A convoluted and meandering plot that ends in a whimper"? "An impotent villain with a cliche approach to revenge"?! (''beat'') You know what? [[BaitAndSwitch He's right]]. ''He's totally right''! |
| 378 | ** One page is literally covered with two paragraphs worth of just the word "bad". |
| 379 | * "Yes. It is tight, Admiral Whiskers." |
| 380 | * Jane and Rita agreeing to travel through a painting to help Danny is fairly serious... until they ask Larry, who replies "Does my opinion even matter?" Which just leaves Cliff. |
| 381 | -->'''Cliff:''' [[ClusterFBomb Great! Now I'm the fucking asshole who's the fucking asshole if I don't walk into the fucking painting! Of course I'm going to fucking walk into the fucking painting, because let's be honest, who the fuck else is enough of a fucking asshole to walk into a fucking painting?]] [[SuddenlyShouting LET'S GO!]] |
| 382 | * This line, spoken [[ItMakesSenseInContext by a giant talking thermonuclear rat to an equally colossal cockroach.]] |
| 383 | -->'''Admiral Whiskers:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I wanna spread you like the plague, daddy.]] |
| 384 | * Rita and Larry arriving on the scene of Doom Manor via scooters. |
| 385 | * An unintentional one, Cliff telling Jane to run away from the giant Admiral Whiskers, even though the framing makes it looks like she's a mile away, while Cliff is right up against it. |
| 386 | ** Beforehand, when they hear the stomping, he asks if it was the cockroach, but then sees a giant Admiral Whiskers. |
| 387 | --> '''Cliff:''' Oh, fuck my life! |
| 388 | * Mr. Nobody narrates the story and decides to have Ezekiel the Cockroach and Admiral Whiskers make-out. |
| 389 | * Beard Hunter asks a quick question. |
| 390 | -->'''Beard Hunter:''' So, the cockroach eats them to protect them from the radiation. I get that. But... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap What happens]] [[DidNotThinkThisThrough to us?]]\ |
| 391 | '''Mr. Nobody:''' (''beat'') [[CurseCutShort Oh shi-]] (''explosion'') |
| 392 | * Danny is turned into a brick labeled "Danny Brick and Co." |
| 393 | [[/folder]] |
| 394 | |
| 395 | !!Season Two |
| 396 | [[folder:Fun Size Patrol]] |
| 397 | * Dorothy referring to Cliff's guttermouth as "having many pretty words". |
| 398 | * Larry has become very skilled in the past few weeks at making tiny things for the rest of the Patrol, like pancakes or a tiny ''joint'' for Jane to smoke. Cliff even notes that's probably the world's smallest marijuana joint. |
| 399 | ** Cliff and Jane's relationship has also seemed to have upgraded as they bitch and gossip with each other like high school girls. They even gossip about what Chief had to fuck in order to get Dorothy. |
| 400 | --> '''Jane:''' What the [[ClusterFBomb fuck do you have to fuck to get fucking]] ''that''? |
| 401 | * Cliff spending his time luring out rats and beating them with his fists. |
| 402 | --> '''Cliff:''' Squeak, squeak, motherfucker!! |
| 403 | * Cliff complaining about the Chief's science skills. |
| 404 | -->'''Cliff''': He's a shitty scientist! Look around you! ''We'' are his fucking life's work, what does that tell you? |
| 405 | * After the Chief tells Cliff that killing rats won't help him fill the hole in his heart, Cliff returns while the rest of the Patrol are watching a movie, wearing the [[NemeanSkinning pelt of rat]] he killed. The only thing he has to say to the Chief? "Hole. Filled. ''Asshole''." |
| 406 | ** While the team are watching the movie, Niles can be seen distracting Dorothy and then stealing some of her popcorn, at which point she repeatedly tries to swat it out of his hand. |
| 407 | * Kipling only coming to Chief if he performs a song with an umbrella, and even records it as he appears. |
| 408 | --> '''Kipling:''' That was a wonderful performance. And in miniature? (''chefs kiss'') |
| 409 | [[/folder]] |
| 410 | |
| 411 | [[folder:Tyme Patrol]] |
| 412 | * Darling Come Home coming into Jane's room and the two of them screaming at each other in fright. |
| 413 | -->'''Darling:''' Gooooooood morning! Rise and shine! Our father is dying! He's dying! |
| 414 | -->(''Jane screams, then Darling screams hysterically and flees the room.'') |
| 415 | --> '''Hammerhead:''' What, in Creator/DorisDay Ikea-sale ''fuck'' was that?! ''Stay out of our room!!'' |
| 416 | * Jane and Dorothy bicker over whether or not it is true. Rita keeps asking them what the hell it is, until Jane finally says Niles is dying. When Cliff shows up and Rita asks him if he'd heard that Niles is dying, he tells her of course it is, and that "karma's a bitch." |
| 417 | * When the Chief reveals to the Doom Patrol he's dying and tells them his actual age, ''139'', Rita (who's probably the oldest after the Chief) says he's practically dead now. |
| 418 | --> '''Cliff:''' Oh man, here come the waterworks. |
| 419 | * Cliff yelling that they were ''not'' looking after Dorothy and, "It's every man, woman and brick for themselves!" |
| 420 | * Rita introduces her plan to find Dr. Tyme to Cliff and Jane with a bunch of stick-figure drawings, and they also wonder why his name is [[MyNaymeIs Tyme with a 'Y']]. |
| 421 | ** When they do finally see what Doctor Tyme looks like? |
| 422 | --> '''Cliff:''' ... I'm sorry I made fun of your drawing. |
| 423 | * The Chief tells Jane, Rita and Cliff that in order to reach Dr. Tyme's time-capsule using the [[{{Unobtanium}} Continuinium]], they need to say what they were doing at midnight on August 8th of 1980. While Rita was knitting and Jane was sleeping, Cliff claims he was sleeping in his RV, but when that turns out to be a lie, he admits he was in the broom closet of a noodle-shop banging a waitress. And just as they're being transported, Cliff flips Niles off for making him remember the noodle shop. |
| 424 | * The Doom Patrol prepare to enter Dr. Tyme's domain: |
| 425 | --> '''Rita:''' Remember, the Chief said to be careful-- |
| 426 | --> '''Cliff:''' ''FUCKING FUCK HIM!'' |
| 427 | * Doctor Tyme introducing himself, and lampshading his name. |
| 428 | --> '''Doctor Tyme:''' My name is Doctor Tyme, with a "[[SpellMyNameWithAnS Y]]", because, ''why'' not? |
| 429 | * When the three arrive to Dr. Tyme's temporal sphere and find that is a roller-skate party at the rhythm of ''Bad Girls'', Cliff and Jane say the classical phrase of "What the fuck?". |
| 430 | ** Cliff gets tired of waiting for Rita to grab Doctor Tyme's helmet, so he tells Jane to put on some roller skates and get it. She says that she can't skate, at which point he says that there' got to be someone in her head who knows how, only for her to say that the rest of her personalities are doped due to something she took to put them out. |
| 431 | --->'''Cliff:''' [[SpaceWhaleAesop This, Jane, is why we don't do drugs!]] |
| 432 | ** Just as things devolve into chaos when Dr. Tyme's ''head'' gets broken, a samurai warrior prepares to fight, only to be speared from behind by a Zulu warrior, who is then decked by Cliff. There's also a mime beating the shit out of someone. |
| 433 | ** Then the agents Niles had sent years ago appear to try and take the Continuinium. |
| 434 | * Of course when Niles had specifically told them not to touch the Continuinium, what do Jane and Cliff do? They touch it. |
| 435 | [[/folder]] |
| 436 | |
| 437 | [[folder:Pain Patrol]] |
| 438 | * Cliff demands that Niles fix his hand, but Niles insists on finishing his breakfast first, leading to Cliff saying "Too... fucking... sloooowwwwwwwww..." in an exaggerated voice, which gets a giggle out of Dorothy before her father glares at her. |
| 439 | ** After Niles tells Cliff not to swear in front of Dorothy. |
| 440 | -->'''Cliff:''' No problem! Does she know sign language? (''flips the bird'') |
| 441 | ** For added humor, Niles' over-enthusiastic reaction to the breakfast suggests it's not even a particularly ''good'' breakfast. |
| 442 | * Cliff decides he's going out of the manor after having an argument with Niles, and when he asks Jane (who had just entered the kitchen), if she wants to comes with him, she answers with her mouth full "fuck yeah". |
| 443 | * Jane gets pulled into the Underground, with the other personalities gathering to have an intervention for her which she lampshades. |
| 444 | --> '''Jane:''' Is this a fucking intervention? |
| 445 | ** Baby Doll writes that she doesn't like feeling sleepy all the time because Jane always feels sad and she wants to keep singing and dancing. Jane snarks she was doing them all a favor since all Baby Doll sang was "[[Music/KatyPerry Roar]]", but Driller Bill claims the she likes the song and it makes her feel empowered. |
| 446 | ** Karen airs her grievances by saying she dealt with a lot of Jane's horrible decisions, like the time she tried on a new style, but looked past it. She even claims to forgive her for ruining her from getting together with her Dougie... before she then starts to wail loudly. Jane sinks into her chair and pulls her hair over her face clearly thinking, "Fucking end me now." |
| 447 | ** Driller Bill bemoans that because Jane keeps rushing into things with the Doom Patrol, she couldn't do her drilling or her billing and had missed their busiest month. |
| 448 | * Cliff tries to crash his daughter's baby shower, resulting in her calling the cops on him and him throwing a tantrum and punching the bus. |
| 449 | -->'''Female Cop:''' Sir, step away from the bus! |
| 450 | -->'''Cliff:''' FUCK YOU! IT'S MY FUCKING BUS! (''continues wailing on the grill and cursing'') |
| 451 | -->'''Female Cop:''' (''incredulous'') Dude's a giant fucking robot. |
| 452 | -->'''Cliff:''' (''still punching the bus'') FUCK! |
| 453 | -->'''Black Cop:''' ... I mean, it ''is'' his fucking bus. |
| 454 | * As serious as the situation with Jane is in the Underground, it is amusing to have Dr. Harrison suggest that Jane think of her ultimatum as a "performance improvement plan". |
| 455 | * Left to her own devices, Dorothy plays hide-and-seek with Hershel and Danny. Danny somehow managed to disguise themselves as a lamp. |
| 456 | [[/folder]] |
| 457 | |
| 458 | [[folder:Sex Patrol]] |
| 459 | * Niles assuring Dorothy that they would have Danny back to normal before bed time. Cut to the episode constantly putting in how long it was until Dorothy's bed time and how long ''after'' when she sneaks back to the party. |
| 460 | * As Flex Mentallo helps set up the party, his muscle magic sends furniture flying in Larry's direction. Repeatedly. Larry just glares at him afterwards. |
| 461 | * A moment of BlackHumor: |
| 462 | -->'''Flex:''' Hey, little lady, why the long face? |
| 463 | -->'''Dorothy:''' This is just how I look. |
| 464 | * Among the tasks for setting up the party is setting up a disco ball. Rita offers to do it, intending to show off her stretching powers... but they don't work, and she sheepishly goes to find a ladder. Instead, Flex levitates Dorothy up to the ceiling... by wiggling his ears. |
| 465 | * Cliff spends a majority of the episode high as fuck, and the way he reacts to Niles' solution to his depression after his epic-disaster of a meeting with his daughter. |
| 466 | --> '''Cliff:''' I'm having a full blown psychological-crisis...and you're offering me ''Ecstasy''? |
| 467 | --> ''[Chief gives him a look as if saying "is that a yes"]'' |
| 468 | ** [[GilliganCut Cue Cliff dancing at the party tripping balls]], wearing glow rings and a red boa. |
| 469 | ** While dancing, the sex demon arrives and appears as a shadow on the wall... who proceeds to dance right along with Cliff. Between being high and [[BoredWithInsanity all the insane bullshit he's experienced in the show]], [[GivingUpOnLogic Cliff goes right along with it not caring]]. |
| 470 | ** Cliff arrives and meets the Sex Men, he immediately asks who the fuck they are before asking if [[InsaneTrollLogic someone ordered strippers for Danny]]. When Kiss reveals the demon's name as Shadowy Mister Evans, we get this reaction: |
| 471 | ---> '''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cliff]]''': Hey oh, I know that guy. I fuckin' danced with that guy. ''[{{Beat}} as everyone looks at him]'' [[DelayedReaction Holy]] '''[[DelayedReaction fuck]]'''! ''I danced with a sex demon?!'' |
| 472 | ** The exchange when the group enters a hall full of sex ghosts: |
| 473 | --->'''Cliff''': (''still high as balls'') I know I'm going to hell, but the sex ghosts are hoooot. |
| 474 | --->'''Larry''': (''so completely done'') Shut up Cliff. |
| 475 | ** Cliff spending the whole time with the Sex Men having absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on ''especially'' when Shadowy Mister Evans births his doomsday baby. |
| 476 | ---> '''Cliff''': I have no fucking clue what's happening right now and ''I really mean it this time!'' |
| 477 | * Whenever the Sex Men say the name of their group, it's followed by the appropriate sound of a saxophone. |
| 478 | ** The Sex Men in general and the simple fact [[AppealToObscurity they're actually from comics]]. |
| 479 | ** Larry tells Cliff he should stop Shadowy Mister Evans because he's the only one who can't have an orgasm. |
| 480 | --> '''Cliff:''' A, I'm fucking high! B, you just totally embarrassed me in front of the Sex Men. C, [[SuddenlyShouting YOU WANT ME TO]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting A]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING BABY]]'''?! Fuck, ''NO''! |
| 481 | * After last episode where Jane decided to stay at Doom Manor, the other personalities remove her as primary leaving others to try and do her job. |
| 482 | ** The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter takes over for a bit first and when Cliff asks her how she was planning to pay for bills and food, she stops and admits [[DidntThinkThisThrough she was only hoping to be left alone to paint...]] [[CripplingOverspecialization because that all her role is.]] |
| 483 | ** Next up is the [[EthicalSlut Scarlet]] [[ReallyGetsAround Harlot]] who actually manages to start ''leaving''...[[LockedOutOfTheLoop only to learn about the party to pump Danny up]] and [[DistractedByTheSexy sees a couple making out]]. No points for guessing what she decides to do... |
| 484 | *** Bonus points as she seen dancing sexually between a man and woman while Dorothy is watching from afar. |
| 485 | ---> '''Dorothy''': Are you sure we should be seeing this? |
| 486 | ** After it's clear Scarlet is of no help we get Dr. Harrison taking over, and she is damn uncomfortable in the dress she's wearing, so her first act is to steal a coat off a party-goer who doesn't even care. When the Sex Men show up, she states to have so many questions and immediately makes a beeline to [[MrExposition Cuddles]]. |
| 487 | ** After learning how the world will end, [[WouldHurtAChild and more importantly all children on the planet will die]], Hammerhead immediately takes over to go after Shadowy Mister Evans. Equal parts pissed that Evans is threatening children and being forced ''back'' to the mansion to save the world. The minute she shows up and tries to enter the room to stop the sex demon, she's almost crippled with an orgasm and struggles to reach him. |
| 488 | *** How does she stop the end of the world? [[AssShove Shoving the baby right back up into Mr. Evans]]. After he disappears, there's still a ghost couple having sex, sliding across the floor with each thrust. |
| 489 | ** Cliff (still high as a kite) goes to congratulate Hammerhead and gives her a hug that she's adamantly refusing and it's only after ''this'' does she give control back to Jane. |
| 490 | ---> '''Hammerhead:''' (''grunting'') Okay, Jane... you win. ''[Gives Jane back control]'' |
| 491 | --->'''Cliff:''' I am so fucking ''high!'' |
| 492 | * Danny and the Dannyzens depart, and Cliff asks if they weren't staying to help clean up the house just like anyone who had a party thrown in their house. |
| 493 | * As the episode starts to quietly wind down to a close, Cliff has one question: |
| 494 | --> '''Cliff:''' [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that Rita's g-spot almost ended the entire fucking world]]? |
| 495 | [[/folder]] |
| 496 | |
| 497 | [[folder:Finger Patrol]] |
| 498 | * Cliff dryly remarking about the two sex ghosts getting it on that weren't eliminated by the Sex Men and asking them if they know where to find the tape he's looking for. |
| 499 | * Baby Doll and Dorothy keep slapping Cliff playfully, and when Vic comes in they both run off giggling. He tells Cliff he missed a killer tea party, Cliff and him have a stare down before turning and walking away. Their entire backs and lower bodies are covered in stickers. |
| 500 | ** Cliff's "What?" when Vic mentions the tea party could be read as either shock that Vic attended a tea party with two little girls or possibly anger that nobody invited him. |
| 501 | * Cliff's dream about himself and Vic as the stars of 70s-style BuddyCopShow, "Steele & Stone". Complete with a TurnInYourBadge scene with Niles as (naturally) DaChief. |
| 502 | * As Cliff drops the finger in his pocket, the scene cuts appropriately to a hot dog being put on the grill. |
| 503 | * Dorothy describes Manny as smelling like a wet dog. |
| 504 | * Rita tells Larry she saw a cute, mint pencil skirt and asks if it could somehow go from the "to keep" box to the "give to Rita" box. |
| 505 | --> '''Larry:''' It was my wife's.\ |
| 506 | '''Rita:''' (''beat'') Then never mind. |
| 507 | * Despite failing her audition, Rita gets a callback... because the rest of the cast caught mono. From a tainted didgeridoo. Ecstatic, she hugs Larry's great-grandson, who looks utterly baffled. |
| 508 | [[/folder]] |
| 509 | |
| 510 | [[folder:Space Patrol]] |
| 511 | * Rita arrives for the read-through of what she ''thinks'' is ''Theatre/OurTown'', only to learn that it is, in fact, a documentary play about the attack on Clovertown. One of the other cast members boasts that it's gonna be "like ''Theatre/TheLaramieProject'', but much more important." Also, much to Rita's horror, a younger actress has been cast as "The Blob Lady" - basically, Rita herself, as seen from the perspective of the town's civilian residents. The actress cheerfully discusses her theory about the Blob Lady's motivations, which are an uncannily accurate description of Rita's personality at the start of the series - except that she thinks the Blob Lady's ultimate goal was to crush the whole town beneath her squishy folds. |
| 512 | * The Doom Patrol meets another one of their predecessors, the Pioneers of the Uncharted, who Niles sent off into space in 1955 to scout out the energy storm that would end up giving Larry his powers. At first blush, they are a faithful parody of early-Silver Age science hero teams, with all the stereotypes and sexism that entails. |
| 513 | -->'''Zip:''' The name's Zip! Hotshot pilot! Nothing scares me, 'cept marriage! |
| 514 | -->'''Specs:''' The name's Specs! I'm the brains of this operation, and a heartbreaker, to boot! |
| 515 | ** When Zip and Specs keep engaging in childish and weirdly-homoerotic roughhousing, Valentina initially explains that after decades stuck in space, "things got weird." |
| 516 | * Niles' spaceships were commissioned and built before there was enough technological development for space travel, and thus he used magic to fill in the blanks. Consequently, the ship has an apparently animated goat's head embedded in it. Niles never bothers to explain why it's there. |
| 517 | * When Dorothy suggests that she could just stay on the moon and then she'd never harm anyone again, Cliff points out that there's no oxygen. |
| 518 | * After burying Zip and Specs, Larry asks Valentina if she'd like to say a few words. Her response is a simple warning: if anything grows out of Zip and Specs' grave, don't eat it. |
| 519 | [[/folder]] |
| 520 | |
| 521 | [[folder:Dumb Patrol]] |
| 522 | * Cliff is sent hurtling towards Earth and crash-lands in the middle of nowhere. As he walks, he at first just repeatedly says "fuck", then starts ranting that he's going to kill the Chief, then formulates [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon an overly-elaborate revenge plan]]: |
| 523 | -->"First, I'll eject ''him'' into space, then I'll find his stupid body, rip off his stupid head, and take the mother of all craps down his neck-hole! ... Except I can't shit anymore. SHIT! Okay, new plan! Eject him into space, find his body ''and'' a Great Dane with giardia, and have ''it'' take a shit down his neck-hole! Yeah! Revenge by ComicStrip/{{Marmaduke}}! It's happening!" |
| 524 | * Rita has a nightmare that her mother is congratulating her on being promoted because she slept with the director. The ''female'' director. Just in case it was not abundantly clear what she did, Mrs. Cramp demonstrates by parting her index and middle finder, raising them to her mouth, and sticking her tongue out. |
| 525 | * The Scant Infection, pushing the team to follow their ''worst'' impulses, leads to almost non-stop hilarity. |
| 526 | ** Larry tries to go visit his family, disguised as a doctor. ''Still covered in bandages.'' |
| 527 | ** Vic decides to perform impromptu surgery on Roni. And decides Larry should help [[InsaneTrollLogic since he's already dressed like a doctor.]] |
| 528 | * Kipling explains the Scants to the Doomsday Patrol via a cheesy educational cartoon commissioned by the Knights Templar. |
| 529 | * Stuck in the middle of nowhere with his legs malfunctioning, Cliff is reduced to giving an influencer shout-outs in exchange for being allowed to use his phone. |
| 530 | -->"What up, [=DoubleGrape=]. It's me, Robotman. Congratulations on making bail again. One love!" |
| 531 | * Malfunctioning Cliff tries to call Doom Manor for lift. Too bad nobody's home... except for the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent sex]] [[CoitusUninterruptus ghosts]]. |
| 532 | * Larry, being casually dragged by the Scants, blissfully unaware that he's being captured. |
| 533 | -->'''Larry:''' C'mon you guys, keep up! |
| 534 | * How does the show hand wave Mr. Nobody not appearing? |
| 535 | --> '''Beard Hunter:''' Well, he got a gig, on some [[WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn2019 animated bullcrap]], so... haven't seen him since. |
| 536 | ** Also the fact that the Beard Hunter is wearing underpants that have the image of the face of Beast Boy's ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' incarnation. |
| 537 | * If you look carefully at the bottom-right of the screen as he's saying this, you may see a small advertisement referencing the show in question. |
| 538 | * The others ask if Beard Hunter is infected with Scants and he laughs saying no. |
| 539 | --> '''Miranda:''' So you thought it was a good idea to just paint the front of your body?\ |
| 540 | '''Beard Hunter:''' (''beat'') Pardon me, gentlemen. Listen to me, little lady. I'm a self-trained shinobi warrior, and a semi-semi professional ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' streamer, okay? |
| 541 | * Larry greeting the Scants and calling himself "Doctor Larry Trainor", before pausing and feeling that that wasn't right. |
| 542 | * The fact that Beard Hunter's disguise worked... or it was just because the Scants were preoccupied with the others and didn't notice him. |
| 543 | * While Scarlet Harlot's disappearance is concerning, the revelation that the other personas have a book club, and that their choice for that week was the memoir by Denise, the dinosaur head from Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man is amusing. |
| 544 | [[/folder]] |
| 545 | |
| 546 | [[folder:Dad Patrol]] |
| 547 | * Another character has a TV-show fantasy about partnering with Victor: this time it's Rita, with the two of them as "Beekeeper & Borg", in a pastiche of ''Series/{{The Avengers|1960s}}''. [[labelnote:*]]No, not ''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers those]]'' [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Avengers]].[[/labelnote]] |
| 548 | * When Cliff fries some sausages for Clara for breakfast, he realizes as he's putting them on her plate that one of them is actually [[Recap/DoomPatrol2019S2E05FingerPatrol a severed finger]], and has to hastily cover for his horrified reaction. |
| 549 | [[/folder]] |
| 550 | |
| 551 | [[folder:Wax Patrol]] |
| 552 | * When the Doom Patrol arrives at the fairgrounds, The Candlemaker summons the team's imaginary friends from their childhoods to attack them. Cliff's imaginary friend? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Jesus Christ from a summer at Bible Camp, who proceeds to roundhouse kick Cliff into a tent]]. |
| 553 | --> '''Imaginary Friend Jesus:''' You think I give a french-fried titty fuck? |
| 554 | ** After Cliff apologizes for forgetting about him right after he left camp and talks about how he was distracted from his faith by a failed attempt to reconnect to his father, Jesus replies with an astounded "Jesus" and then apologizes to Cliff for hurting him. |
| 555 | ** Kipling is attacked by his... |
| 556 | -->'''Rita''': Your imaginary friend is a Punch and Judy puppet? |
| 557 | -->'''Kipling''': ''(as he's dragged off)'' It was the 15th century! We didn't have Bugs cunting Bunny! |
| 558 | * Larry offhandedly mentions that he never had an imaginary friend growing up. Cliff calls that the saddest thing he's ever heard. |
| 559 | * Vic's imaginary friend growing up was Doctor Cowboy, which is just his dad dressed as a cowboy with a lab coat. |
| 560 | --> '''Doctor Cowboy:''' Whatever you do, I'll be right here to say yeehaw. |
| 561 | [[/folder]] |
| 562 | |
| 563 | !!Season Three |
| 564 | [[folder:Possibilities Patrol]] |
| 565 | * The only line we hear from the actor playing Cliff in Rita's play is "[[CharacterCatchphrase What the fuck?]]". |
| 566 | * Concerned that Dorothy isn't accepting her father's death, Rita decides that someone should talk to her, and delegates that task to Larry, because he hasn't any real bonding moments with Dorothy yet. |
| 567 | * Dorothy trying to keep her dad's body preserved using lots and lots of frozen peas is hilarious when you consider that his approach to science often consisted of the same kind of half-assed improvisation using whatever was on hand. |
| 568 | * Dorothy tries to stand up to Possessed!Jane on her own, and gets chucked into the hallway for her troubles. |
| 569 | * After Madame Rouge arrives in Clovertown with her time machine, the first thing she does is go to the bathroom in the middle of the road with no shame even though someone is watching her in disgust. |
| 570 | * In TheStinger, Niles' ghost, still trapped in the manor, boredly watches the two sex ghosts before finally deciding to strip off and try and join them... only to be yanked away when Kipling digs up his remains. |
| 571 | [[/folder]] |
| 572 | |
| 573 | [[folder:Vacay Patrol]] |
| 574 | * The Brain and Monsieur Mallah try to do a big dramatic summoning of an underling... and can't get the phone to work. |
| 575 | * Garguax promises to keep a "low profile"... and every time he enters a room, he has his aide boldly announce his title and the fact he's quite clearly a green-skinned alien. |
| 576 | * After decades of absence from his daughter's life, Cliff has been trying to make up for lost time, and is driving his new daughter-in-law nuts with his over-parenting. She appreciates that he's making the effort, but would prefer if he didn't try to make up for the lost time all at once. |
| 577 | * Cyborg gets locked out of Grid, and consequently is stuck calling his dad on a flip phone that he hasn't used since middle school. |
| 578 | * The Secretary is standing in for Jane, and as one expects, she's hyper-efficient, booking the team a vacation in literally two seconds. |
| 579 | -->'''The Secretary:''' Codsville Mountain Resort. It satisfies all the requirements I assume you're looking for. All-inclusive, inexpensive, remote, quiet, cable TV, and bottomless mimosa brunches everyday in a place called "The Bing-Bang Room". |
| 580 | -->'''Rita:''' Sold! |
| 581 | ** It says ''a lot'' about how long it's been since The Secretary has been to the surface that it didn't occur to her to check whether or not Codsville had free wi-fi or even cellular service; Cyborg spends much of the episode miserable because he can't even make a call on his cellphone. |
| 582 | ** When Cyborg asks her if she's coming, too, The Secretary gets flustered and says that she's been saving up her vacation days for a trip to Dollywood (she also gestures with her hands in front of her chest, mimicking one of Music/DollyParton's [[MostCommonSuperpower most famous features]].) |
| 583 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Hurrah! Victor, fetch the sump pump!"]] |
| 584 | * The team shows up at Clara's house, with Jane reluctantly carrying a still-blobby Rita in a sack. |
| 585 | -->'''Cliff:''' Nice suitcase? |
| 586 | -->'''Jane:''' It's a useless sack of shit. |
| 587 | -->'''Rita:''' I heard that! It's me, Cliff. Rita. |
| 588 | -->'''Jane:''' Like I said. |
| 589 | * Hammerhead gleefully punches a locked-up Cliff onto his ass to loosen him up again. Cliff cheerfully thanks her. |
| 590 | * Cliff talks about a special attraction at the resort they are staying at, which is a tall pole sticking out of the ground that visitors are expected to climb to test their fortitude. Cliff says that Richard Nixon climbed the ladder when visiting the resort, and the next week he resigned. |
| 591 | * Vic and Jane share a scorpion bowl with Rita, who's still stuck in blob form. |
| 592 | [[/folder]] |
| 593 | |
| 594 | [[folder:Dead Patrol]] |
| 595 | * Dorothy returns home to find Larry half-mad and the other Patrollers swaddled in bandages and arranged around the dining room table. |
| 596 | -->'''Dorothy:''' Larry... why did you arrange our dead friends at the dining-room table? |
| 597 | -->'''Larry:''' Because leaving them jammed in the shipping boxes was weird and morbid! Seriously, Dorothy. |
| 598 | -->'''Dorothy:''' And they don't look weird and morbid ''now?'' |
| 599 | -->(''beat'') |
| 600 | -->'''Larry:''' Actually, seeing this through fresh eyes, I can see your point. |
| 601 | ** Among Larry's attempts to make the Dead Patrol seem more "lifelike" was his decision to pose Jane's body with her middle finger extended. |
| 602 | --> '''Larry:''' Ah! There we go! That is, that is ''so'' Jane, right? |
| 603 | * Rita manages to make contact with the realm of the living... by appearing in a bowl of pancake batter. |
| 604 | * Charles pointing out how dangerous their cases can get, pointing out that Crystal is still alive and therefore can still die. Edwin is quick to show that he's definitely the snarker of the group. |
| 605 | --> '''Edwin:''' If we simply killed her, this wouldn't be an issue anymore. |
| 606 | ** Crystal gets confused at seeing Danny the Ambulance, cue Edwin. |
| 607 | --> '''Crystal:''' That... [[CaptainObvious is an ambulance]]. |
| 608 | --> '''Edwin:''' Keen observation, Crystal. |
| 609 | --> '''Crystal:''' Shut up, Edwin! |
| 610 | * Danny the Ambulance arrives to pick up the group, with Charles saying Danny wants them to get in. Edwin tells Charles they are currently on a case, and gestures to the ceiling with a large man growling and spewing black liquid from his mouth. |
| 611 | --> '''Charles:''' He'll totally still be up there when we get back. |
| 612 | * Charles and Edwin make snarky comments about the Doom Manor and Larry's bandages. Larry then immediately says that they can hear them. Edwin gives a surprised and embarrassed "Oh no". |
| 613 | * Crystal's explanation of what Edwin and Charles bring to their little enterprise. |
| 614 | -->'''Crystal:''' Edwin has an extensive working knowledge of dead creatures that might try to slip into Larry. Charles has a stockpile of weapons, costumes, generally upsetting shit. |
| 615 | -->(''Charles pulls out a baseball bat'') |
| 616 | -->'''Larry:''' Okay, what's that for? |
| 617 | -->'''Charles:''' It's a baseball bat. 'Cos we're in [[{{Eagleland}} the States.]] (''beat'') Mind your business. |
| 618 | * Crystal manages to finally dispel the sex ghosts who've been haunting the manor since "Sex Patrol" by saying their safe word - "turnip". She explains that all sex ghosts have the same safe word. |
| 619 | ** Edwin suggests that the Patrol consider investing in a "cabinet particular" the next time the sex ghosts show up - i.e. "a private room for romantic trysts". After Charles stares at him, he insists that it was a perfectly common phrase when he was still alive. |
| 620 | * Larry tries to stop the boys from leaving when they refuse to help them. They simply walk through Larry's outstretched arms and through the door. Cue Larry looking back in befuddlement as if belatedly remembering that, yes, the boys were still ghosts. |
| 621 | * Crystal decides they should help, with Edwin growling, "Oh... fuck, right off". Then she puts it to a vote, with Charles agreeing and slightly apologizing to Edwin. |
| 622 | --> '''Dorothy:''' I vote that you should help, too. |
| 623 | --> '''Edwin:''' (''sarcastically'') You don't get a vote! |
| 624 | * The Dead Boy Detectives help Larry astrally project by distracting him with a piece of wrapping paper and then whacking him in the back of the head with the bat. Crystal seems oddly excited to get to whack Larry in the back of the head. |
| 625 | * Cliff is reunited with his dad in the afterlife, who has been passing time by shooting pegasi. He notes they taste like chicken. |
| 626 | * Vic gets to go on a nature hike with his mother. At the end, she takes a rock and leaves it beneath a tree, saying that she did this every time she went on that trail, even though Silas thought it was crazy. When Vic asks if maybe it ''was'' crazy, Elinore says that at least she has a tree full of rocks. |
| 627 | * Crystal says that her personal vendetta against David the Demon is "like, actually really healthy". |
| 628 | * Edwin and Larry have a one-on-one conversation, with Edwin noting how nosy Larry is. |
| 629 | * When Rita asks why Charles is wielding a baseball bat, his go-to explanation is that it's because they're in an ''American'' afterlife. |
| 630 | * Cliff referring to Edwin as "judgy Literature/HarryPotter". |
| 631 | * "It's just vomit!" (''Perfectly timed beat, then everyone cheers'') |
| 632 | * Charles referring to Larry as "Goggles". |
| 633 | [[/folder]] |
| 634 | |
| 635 | [[folder:Undead Patrol]] |
| 636 | * Laura tells the Doom Patrol that the only thing she can remember is that when she thinks of Niles Caulder, she feels an overwhelming urge to punch him in the face. The others all point out that that is a normal reaction. |
| 637 | * Cliff was apparently called "Cheeto dick" for six years when he was a kid. |
| 638 | * Cliff thinks that "LMFAO" means "love my fucking awesome offspring". |
| 639 | * Why did Kipling want Niles' head for? So he could get Caulder to talk him up to Baphomet. |
| 640 | * As the zombification sets in, Rita impulsively licks Larry's bandaged head. Naturally, they're both really weirded out by this. |
| 641 | * The Doom Patrol succumbs to zombification, which doesn't really change their personalities much. They also communicate primarily in (Subtitled) grunts and growls. |
| 642 | * As they prepare to guide the zombified Patrol towards Darren Jones, Kipling hands Laura a furry hat with part of an air freshener from Creator/JamesDean's car tucked inside. The air freshener is enchanted to cover up the scent of Laura's brain so that the zombies don't attack her. The hat... is to keep her head warm. It's cold out. |
| 643 | * Laura tries to turn into a bird, and instead turns into an Ottoman, crashing through the roof of Darren Jones' barn. |
| 644 | * Darren Jones has sworn vengeance against the Doom Patrol because when they released the butts, one of them bit him and turned him into a were-butt. |
| 645 | -->'''Kipling:''' Oh dear shitting Christ, we're all the way through the looking glass now. |
| 646 | ** He initially phrases it as "something happened to me", and is annoyed when nobody asks him to elaborate. |
| 647 | ** If you look closely, Jones' were-butt form has a bite mark on one of the cheeks. |
| 648 | * After the Patrol is cured, Cliff keeps trying to start a conversation about how they ate Niles' head much to everyone's chagrin. Larry then freaks everyone out by saying that when he was a zombie, the fact that he didn't worry about anything other than eating brains was strangely comforting. |
| 649 | [[/folder]] |
| 650 | |
| 651 | [[folder:Dada Patrol]] |
| 652 | * Cliff spends most of the episode high out of his mind on black-market drugs for Parkinson's disease. |
| 653 | ** With his impulse-control utterly trashed, he notices what appears to be a zit on the back of Larry's neck and tries to pop it. While Larry is driving. And meanwhile, Jane actually encourages Cliff's stupid behavior, chanting "Pop the zit! Pop the zit!" |
| 654 | * Sachiko uses her powers to make Cliff speak Japanese, which he does with a bad accent and intonation. |
| 655 | * When Vic asks Lloyd if he's some sort of primitive cyborg - half man, half bicycle - Lloyd responds that he is at least three-fifths a man.[[note]]For non-Americans, the original US Constitution held that each African-American should be counted as three-fifths of a person, because slave-owning states wanted to count slaves as part of their population to increase the number of Representatives they could send to Congress, but did not want to grant slaves voting rights.[[/note]] |
| 656 | [[/folder]] |
| 657 | |
| 658 | [[folder:1917 Patrol]] |
| 659 | * Thanks to the Parkinson's meds degrading his impulse control, Cliff has become simultaneously addicted to a crappy browser game, online poker, and a webcam girl. Since he doesn't actually have a sex drive, he just pays the webcam girl to listen to him while he rambles on. |
| 660 | * Asked if he thinks Vic is an approximate man, Cliff deems Vic a god because he could bang anyone he wants, "like the entire cast of ''Series/TheLoveBoat'' or ''Series/KnotsLanding''." He wonders why "in God's name and nut cheese" Vic would want to change that. |
| 661 | * Laura demands that Cliff draw the Sisterhood's machine for her. Cliff tries, but his drawing is incomprehensible, because his robot fingers aren't really designed for drawing. Laura throws her teacup at his head. |
| 662 | * Holly explains mail room tasks in BuffySpeak. |
| 663 | -->"Mail pops into the gizmos, sort and file it in the doodads. If they don't have a doodad, put it in the thingamabob. If they don't have a thingamabob, we put it back up the whatzit." |
| 664 | * Cliff gets increasingly philosophical about his worsening addiction to ''Chipmunk Jump''. |
| 665 | * Sachiko turns all of the normal lunchroom patrons into clowns. Holly suggests that she should have turned them into kittens instead. |
| 666 | [[/folder]] |
| 667 | |
| 668 | [[folder:Bird Patrol]] |
| 669 | * After finding out that he sold her Music/{{Cher}} workout tapes, an enraged Flit teleports Cliff all the way to Florida before flipping him off and teleporting away. |
| 670 | * Larry's first thought on what to do with the alien parasite he just vomited, is to give it a name. In the next season, it becomes a baby Negative Spirit named Keeg. |
| 671 | * The Fog kidnaps the entire team and brings them to her salon. Cyborg was about to undergo surgery at the time, so he arrives in the salon slightly high and can't stop giggling. Since Cliff's impulse control has been seriously degraded by Parkinson's medications, he starts giggling, too, much to Jane's annoyance. |
| 672 | -->'''Jane:''' Oh my fucking god. I'm actually here with you metal-poisoned morons! And I was in the middle of something! |
| 673 | * After the team is compelled to dance around, Larry asks if that was really the Eternal Flagellation, saying that he's been to scarier dances at church lock-ins. Jane comments that the concept of a dance party at a church lock-in sounds scary as fuck. |
| 674 | [[/folder]] |
| 675 | |
| 676 | [[folder:Subconscious Patrol]] |
| 677 | * Kay's subconscious is a ''Series/SesameStreet'' expy called "Underground Avenue". With Muppet versions of Jane, Hammerhead, Pretty Polly, Dr. Harrison, Balladeer, and Harry the Lamb. |
| 678 | -->'''Jane:''' What kind of Series/CaptainKangaroo Creator/JimHenson devilry is this?! |
| 679 | ** Hammerhead takes Jane aside and admits that she realizes the situation is screwed up, but since Kay is the only human and the others are all puppets, they can't do much about it, so they might as well play along. |
| 680 | ** After Subconscious!Kay is carried off by the dada bird, the puppets all panic and murder Harry the Lamb, because they find his continued good cheer suspicious. |
| 681 | * When Cliff comes across his subconscious self (who resembles him before his accident), they both scream "What the Fuck?!" at each other. Repeatedly. |
| 682 | * When the others reach Underground Avenue: |
| 683 | -->'''Cliff:''' Which one of you felt fucks is Jane?! |
| 684 | -->'''Puppet!Jane:''' You metal bitch! How about I shove that Underground Avenue sign up your ass?! |
| 685 | -->'''Cliff:''' ... That's Jane. |
| 686 | ** Cliff has entirely too much fun picking up Puppet!Jane and carrying her like a baby. |
| 687 | * The Doom Patrol and their subconscious selves talk things over while eating the stripper cake. |
| 688 | [[/folder]] |
| 689 | |
| 690 | [[folder:Evil Patrol]] |
| 691 | * Larry has a dream in which Cliff and Jane try and kidnap Keeg, with Cliff rocking the little larva like a baby and Jane uncharacteristically cooing at it and playing peek-a-boo. |
| 692 | * Madame Rouge finally tracks down Monsieur Mallah and the Brain, only to discover that they've long since retired to Florida. In a retirement community. They also don't remember hiring her in the first place. |
| 693 | * Rita tries to run a mission briefing for taking down the Brotherhood of Evil, but between Vic and Kay being depowered and Larry distracted by his new larva, she keeps having to scrap her plans. One of those plans apparently involved Jane summoning her Nun persona. |
| 694 | ** If you'll look closely at the photographs Rita is using to represent the Brotherhood of Evil, you'll see that Garguax is represented by a picture of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Marvin the Martian]]. |
| 695 | * Madame Rouge infiltrates Doom Manor disguised as Cliff's grandson Rory, and after being caught, proceeds to beat the absolute tar out of the whole team while still baby-sized. The fact that she's rendered in painfully-obvious CGI makes it even funnier. |
| 696 | [[/folder]] |
| 697 | |
| 698 | [[folder:Amends Patrol]] |
| 699 | * Mallah has abandoned The Brain, leaving behind his bandolier, a "temperamental" raygun, and a copy of Music/AlanisMorissette's ''Jagged Little Pill'' that Mallah swore had been lost years ago. |
| 700 | * With his normal robot body having been stolen by The Brain, Cliff has been plugged into the giant red robot seen in flashbacks in season 1, and is going through some growing pains. He accidentally steps on his old robot body. And later admits to stepping on a Prius when talking to his daughter. |
| 701 | * Laura re-emerges at Doom Manor with no memories of who she is, but had the foresight to tape a note to her suit explaining who the Doom Patrol are. Among other things, the note describes Jane as dressing "like a deranged sock puppet" (which Jane admits is a fair assessment) and describes Victor as a track suit with a stick up his ass. |
| 702 | ** When she asks where Larry is, Victor responds that he's indisposed, having just had a baby, resulting in Jane giving him a "WTF?" look. |
| 703 | ** Laura is incredulous that she really could have been ''that'' bad. |
| 704 | -->'''Jane:''' Bitch, you turned into a ''killer baby'', so, yeah. |
| 705 | * The newly-re-empowered Larry flies out of Doom Manor... and then suddenly drops to the ground. |
| 706 | * "That's not a monster, that's a big nutsack with demon pubes." |
| 707 | * With the team's only remaining source of long-range transportation being the memory-erasing time machine, they all have to tape labels to their foreheads as they go off on their first mission. They also have a large sign reminding them that they're superheroes, that they should attempt dialogue with the creature first, and to try not to destroy anything. |
| 708 | * As the newly-minted team loads into Cliff's giant robot body, he comments that this is the most people he's had inside him "since [[NoodleIncident that infield party at Talladega.]]" |
| 709 | * "Let's kick those balls in the nuts!" |
| 710 | * With Laura piloting Cliff's new giant robot body across the United States, snippets of online reactions are shown from a BlandNameProduct of Facebook called Facehole. |
| 711 | --> '''Blake_the_Snake''': "Of course there's giant robots coming out of Florida. #redstateredbot\ |
| 712 | '''[=SparkySam3000=]''': I TOLD you fools the bots were coming for our jobs! #automationisreal\ |
| 713 | '''[=ItsAll4youDAMIAN=]''': Just got some dank weed yo! I'm seeing Bots!!!" |
| 714 | |
| 715 | [[/folder]] |
| 716 | |
| 717 | !!Season 4 |
| 718 | [[folder:Doom Patrol]] |
| 719 | * After several seasons, the series finally adapts one of the team's most memorable villains - the Codpiece. He is exactly as stupid and dangerous as one would expect from an idiot with a cannon attached to his crotch. He also has a henchman with a cannon that deploys from his anus. |
| 720 | * The team now uses codenames, with almost everyone using their codename from the comics... except Laura, whom Rita has christened "Dogshit [=McGivens=]". |
| 721 | * The team finally figured out how to counteract the memory-loss incurred by using their time machine. The answer involves strapping jellyfish to their heads. |
| 722 | * Cliff plays a game of 20 Questions with the rest of the team while waiting for the time machine to send them to their destination and is miffed that they easily guessed the answer was "Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man". Larry retorts that there aren't many people who match the description Cliff gave. |
| 723 | * When the ghosts of the future Doom Patrol confer about their plan to steal the time machine from their present-day counterparts, one of them suggests that maybe they could just talk to the present team and maybe that would be enough to motivate them to prevent the Buttpocalypse. There is a pause, and then they all laugh at the absurdity of that suggestion. |
| 724 | [[/folder]] |
| 725 | |
| 726 | [[folder:Butt Patrol]] |
| 727 | * In flashbacks, we're introduced to Dr. Margaret Yu, an utterly eccentric linguist and anthropologist brought in by the Bureau of Normalcy to study the butts and figure out how to train them. She also happens to be finishing a degree in musical theatre, and thus keeps practicing her dance moves while being led through security. |
| 728 | * Jane suggests calling the Buttpocalypse "[[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths Crisis of Infinite Ass]]". |
| 729 | * Vic and Jane go undercover as Bureau agents "Wolfman" and "Perez" to intercept the zombified butt. Their contact, it turns out, is the Butt Hunter, who looks remarkably similar to the Beard Hunter, except that he has a beard and looks slightly more competent. |
| 730 | * Cliff being surprised that he can still understand zombie language when he talks to the zombified Darren Jones. |
| 731 | [[/folder]] |
| 732 | |
| 733 | [[folder:Nostalgia Patrol]] |
| 734 | * Laura announces a team-building exercise - going to the Rita Farr retrospective at the Cloverton art center to support Rita. Cliff and Jane point out that something smells fishy about that, because Cloverton has very little art scene to speak of and most of the locals hate Rita. |
| 735 | * Larry has seen every one of Rita's movies and has an encyclopedic knowledge of them, which he keeps sharing with Cliff and Jane. |
| 736 | * Cliff confesses to Jane that he's never actually seen any of Rita's movies. He keeps meaning to, but every time they're on, there's also a showing of ''Film/TopGun'', and he can't ''not'' watch ''Top Gun''. Jane agrees that ''Top Gun'' always takes priority. |
| 737 | * Pulled into a horror movie that looks like a rip-off of ''Literature/TheTurnOfTheScrew'', Rita refuses to yield to the CreepyChild, because she remembers how the young actor shat himself during filming. |
| 738 | * As Laura drinks and wallows in self-pity about abandoning the team, she tries in vain to pronounce "''Slainte mhath''", a traditional Gaelic toast. |
| 739 | * Jane, Rita, Larry, and Cliff all end up in a cheesy sci-fi movie with brightly colored uniforms a la ''Franchise/StarTrek'', which Cliff assumes actually is ''Star Trek'', and he's annoyed that Rita never mentioned being in ''Star Trek''. Larry corrects him that this is actually ''Spartacus 452'', Rita's first sci-fi movie... and also her first BoxOfficeBomb. As Rita glares at him, he admits that that's not relevant to the situation. |
| 740 | * As Larry, Cliff, and Jane are suspended over a fiery pit, with their survival hinging on Rita crossing a rickety old bridge: |
| 741 | -->'''Jane:''' Holy shit, we're doomed. |
| 742 | -->'''Cliff:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext At least you got to have an orgasm before you die!]] |
| 743 | [[/folder]] |
| 744 | |
| 745 | [[folder:Casey Patrol]] |
| 746 | * When Maura Lee Karupt asks Danny about why Dorothy seems so moody lately, Danny just projects a "shrug" emoji. |
| 747 | * Dorothy describing Torminox to Maura, and realizing halfway through how silly it sounds: |
| 748 | -->"The scuzziest, scum-sucking space-monster in all the galaxy... and also [Casey's] dad." |
| 749 | ** Also, Dorothy turning into a complete and utter fangirl around Casey and squealing with delight when she first utters her ridiculous catchphrase. |
| 750 | * Casey's reaction to eating for the first time is to moan almost orgasmically as she consumes a gyro. |
| 751 | ** Maura Lee's reaction to Casey's over-enthusiasm for the gyro: |
| 752 | -->"Sweetie, you're up at a Music/KatyPerry and I'm gonna need you to bring it way down to an Music/AliciaKeys." |
| 753 | * Unaware that she's a comic-book character come to life and that therefore Dorothy knows everything about her, Casey tries to deny that her real name is Casey Brinke in the most over-confident and unconvincing manner possible, because in comics, nobody would ever question such a lame denial. |
| 754 | * Maura Lee utterly refuses to learn how to pronounce Torminox's name, calling him various other names, like "Tampax", "Turbotax", and "Telefax". She also calls him a "busted-ass eggplant". |
| 755 | [[/folder]] |
| 756 | |
| 757 | [[folder:Youth Patrol]] |
| 758 | * Jane decides to try masturbating while stoned in hopes of summoning Shelly... and ends up back in the Underground. Surrounded by the other alters. She angrily calls them out for pulling her back into the Underground, only for Driller Bill to explain that none of them summoned her. Then Polly asks just what the hell she was doing. |
| 759 | * Thanks to Rita's attempt to restore her youth, the entire team, plus Willoughby but sans Larry, end up de-aged. Because it was a poorly-constructed spell, they initially just look like themselves but dressed in clothing and hairstyles from their teenage years. Among other things, Cliff ends up in a cowboy getup, Vic now has braces, Rita is wearing huge glasses and a large bow in her hair, and Willoughby is dressed like a teenager from the Renaissance, with long hair. |
| 760 | * At a gas station, Vic rattles off a sizable list of snacks, because he now has a teenage boy's metabolism again. |
| 761 | * Jane bums a joint off of some kids by offering to have Cliff buy booze for them, since he's still the same size as an adult and thus is unlikely to get carded. They then get invited to a party nearby, and manage to wheedle Willoughby into letting them go. |
| 762 | ** One of the teenagers describes Cliff as looking "like my racist grandpa, but fresh as fuck." Another describes him as a "yassified cyber-cowboy". |
| 763 | * Jane gives Vic a long speech about how the world's always going to need saving, and that nobody is saving ''them'', at which point Vic accuses her of being stoned. Jane admits that she is "pretty lit". |
| 764 | * Jane regresses back so far that she now resembles Underground!Kay, except angrier, and with cute little pigtails. Hearing an adorable little girl swear like a sailor is hilarious. |
| 765 | * Cliff channels ''Series/{{Riverdale}}'': |
| 766 | -->'''Jane:''' What's wrong with you? Why are you being so weird?! |
| 767 | -->'''Cliff:''' Because I ''am'' weird, Jane. Okay? I'm a weirdo. Look at my hand. Have you ever seen me without this stupid oven mitt on? That's weird. |
| 768 | -->'''Jane:''' ... ''What the '''fuck''' are you talking about?!'' |
| 769 | [[/folder]] |
| 770 | |
| 771 | [[folder:Hope Patrol]] |
| 772 | * As a now-aged Jane panics about the sudden pain in her chest, Cliff demurs that it's probably just acid reflux. |
| 773 | * After trying to avoid seeing his daughter and grandson by focusing on fixing the car that Laura retrieved for him, Cliff suddenly finds himself being accosted by his hand puppet. The show offers absolutely no explanation for this. |
| 774 | * Laura and Rita go undercover at the Bureau of Normalcy. While in the elevator, they overhear two agents laughing about how the Butt Hunter got catfished by Jane and Victor back in "Butt Patrol". |
| 775 | * As Cliff and Jane head out to save their teammates, a badly-wounded Willoughby offers them a benediction: "Godspeed, you irascible fuckwits." |
| 776 | * Cliff ends up inadvertently setting off the Buttpocalypse because he forgot to shut the refrigerator door before he left, allowing the zombified butt to thaw out and escape. |
| 777 | [[/folder]] |
| 778 | |
| 779 | [[folder:Orqwith Patrol]] |
| 780 | * How do Rita and Laura escape from the Bureau of Normalcy? By Laura shapeshifting into a wheeled suitcase with Rita inside, and somehow the guards just let them go out. |
| 781 | ** Apparently, the Bureau has an agent who is a sentient piece of luggage; one of the guards salutes Laura as "Colonel Samsonite". |
| 782 | * Cliff wondering how the Scissormen dress themselves or pee. |
| 783 | * Deric conjuring a rock to crush a bunch of Scissormen. |
| 784 | * Laura referring to Wally as "Creepy Walt Disney". |
| 785 | * Wally revealing that the name of the donkey from the very first episode was Peanut Butter. |
| 786 | * Rita and Laura arrive to Orqwith completely hammered and they even bring the cart with all the alcoholic beverages with them. |
| 787 | ** After Deric saves the team from Orqwith's collapse by creating force fields around them, Rita assumes that ''she'' somehow did that. Laura points out that they forgot to protect the booze cart. |
| 788 | * Jane's reaction when Casey shows up at the last minute - "Who in the ginger fuck are you?" |
| 789 | * Immortus arrives, and greets everyone with a cheery, casual "Hey, you guys!" |
| 790 | ** Rita is completely astonished by the identity of Immortus - "Isabel ''fucking'' Feathers?!" |
| 791 | [[/folder]] |
| 792 | |
| 793 | [[folder:Fame Patrol]] |
| 794 | * Cliff calling to Isabel Feathers/Immortus in several different tones. |
| 795 | * Dorothy bequeaths her dad's spaceship to Casey. When Casey excitedly asks what kind of fuel source it uses, Dorothy responds that it runs on apples... because you feed them to the goat head that's attached to the dashboard. At which point all the enthusiasm drains out of Casey's face. |
| 796 | * Rita calls Isabel Feathers her arch-nemesis. Which makes it all the funnier when she is the first Doom Patrol member to fall under Isabel's control. |
| 797 | * Cliff freaking out when he realizes the zombified butt really is free, and then pretending everything is alright. |
| 798 | -->'''Cliff:''' Hey, have you seen anything weird around here lately? Like, weirder than normal? Like, small? Possibly dangerous? |
| 799 | -->'''Dorothy:''' (''shrugs'') No. |
| 800 | -->'''Cliff:''' Cool, cool. Me neither. |
| 801 | * The Rescue Day parade is referred to as the "4th Occasional Rescue Day Parade", which raises a number of questions that the show never actually answers. |
| 802 | * After Jane yells at Casey for sorting all of the puzzle pieces into random piles, Casey insists that they're not random - she sorted them by color. |
| 803 | * Dorothy sees Cliff struggling to climb the stairs and begs him to stop torturing himself and just take her father's old wheelchair. Cliff points out that a wheelchair won't help him with stairs. |
| 804 | ** In the middle of arguing with Cliff, Dorothy suddenly sounds like a younger version of Niles Caulder. |
| 805 | -->"If you can take care of yourself, then walk up the damn steps!" |
| 806 | * The parade includes a float inspired by Peanut Butter the donkey, another float with Santa Claus, a float devoted to the beekeepers, and, of course, a Blob Lady balloon. As Cliff marvels about the fact that they have fans, Larry responds that [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall it turns out that very small, very select group of people care about them.]] |
| 807 | ** Dorothy and Casey are naturally front and center in the crowd. |
| 808 | ** When Rita sees the Blob Lady balloon, she's ''delighted.'' |
| 809 | -->'''Townies:''' BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! |
| 810 | -->'''Rita:''' (''overjoyed'') That's me! |
| 811 | [[/folder]] |
| 812 | |
| 813 | [[folder:Immortimas Patrol]] |
| 814 | * You just ''know'' the episode is going to be weird when the usual opening theme song is replaced by an a capella version. |
| 815 | * In the opening song, Dorothy assures the audience that there is "nothing sus" about Immortimas, especially since Dorothy is from the 19th century, and thus probably wouldn't be familiar with such modern slang. |
| 816 | * The simple fact that Immortus turned all of reality into a musical about a celebration about herself. |
| 817 | * Laura, the least warm and matronly character in the main cast, knits Immortimas-themed sweaters for everyone which she's giving away for the price of one hug. Dorothy's sweater shows some sort of nativity scene with Isabel and a dinosaur, Casey's shows Immortus emerging from Orqwith, Jane's shows a dinosaur's head, Vic's has Isabel's face surrounded by ham and presents, etc. Laura herself is wearing a knit vest with a ham pattern. |
| 818 | * The Sex Ghosts serving as choir for different scenes. |
| 819 | -->'''Ghosts:''' ''FUUUUCK''. |
| 820 | * One scene has Dorothy and Vic talking about how the Chief loved Immortimas and hot chocolate. The Sex Ghosts descend upon the scene, hoping that a musical number will emerge out of it, but no such song emerges. Finally, they all sing "TOO BAD HE'S DEAD!" as they depart. Vic and Dorothy look at them and just shrug in confusion. |
| 821 | * Cliff's musical number is about "driving his stick" to a video of Immortus reading a story. This being a musical, Immortus sings back up. |
| 822 | ** While Immortus doesn't do anything pornographic, you've got to wonder where her head is at for her to engineer a reality where she's both the messiah ''and'' a porn star. |
| 823 | * Vic's musical number getting interrupted three times, including by Cliff who was too busy pissing while he can. |
| 824 | * As it becomes clear that nobody's going to go along with her holiday, Immortus throws a truly pathetic little tantrum while the rest of the cast just looks on uncomfortably. |
| 825 | ** Rita's reaction is particularly funny, as she has a disgusted grimace, as if thinking, "Oh my god, I worshiped this bitch?" |
| 826 | * "I should have chosen [[ComicBook/DoomPatrol2016 the timeline that featured Lotion!]]" |
| 827 | * As Immortus departs, she leaves behind an autographed photo |
| 828 | -->"You're DOOMED. Love, Isabel xoxo" |
| 829 | [[/folder]] |
| 830 | |
| 831 | [[folder:Tomb Patrol]] |
| 832 | * Laura remarks that Rita's cooking style resembles "Julia Child on a cocaine bender". |
| 833 | * Immortus invites the team to a workshop for her new one-woman autobiographical play, though Laura is the only one who dares to go. As one can imagine, it's ''awful''. |
| 834 | * As the team reminisces about all the adventures they've had, Cliff brings up that time they ate Niles' head. They all just laugh wistfully. |
| 835 | [[/folder]] |
| 836 | |
| 837 | [[folder:Portal Patrol]] |
| 838 | * Jane refusing to hold onto Cliff's mitten he's been wearing the entire season, preferring instead to go with Larry. Cliff points out that Larry's bandages aren't any cleaner. |
| 839 | * Past!Niles pulls out a knife to try and defend himself against Cliff. Cliff is incredulous. |
| 840 | -->"Are you fucking ''high?!''" |
| 841 | * Cliff complaining to Past!Niles that electric weapons are his AchillesHeel when he and the Chief are attacked by a couple of [[ItMakesSenseInContext electric axe-wielding]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], only for Niles to nonchalantly kill one of them with a thrown knife. |
| 842 | * Deric's reaction to hearing Vic's voice coming from the Mr. Invincible toy and the students laughing at their cussing. |
| 843 | ** Future!Vic's nonchalance to being told Deric and their students are trying to save his past self from a time vortex. |
| 844 | [[/folder]] |
| 845 | |
| 846 | [[folder:Done Patrol]] |
| 847 | * How are the the butts and Immortus defeated? With the musical number that [[BrickJoke Margaret Yu and her butt husband]] had created. |
| 848 | * Larry being annoyed that Cliff is using the word "ergo" after he taught him. |
| 849 | * Isabel giving the Doom Patrol their youth back by eating one of her toenails. And despite how gross it is, Jane and Cliff are the first ones to do it. |
| 850 | * Despite the general somberness about Rita's funeral, the rest of the Patrol can't help but bring the wrong objects to the cremation, to ghost Rita's annoyance. Victor just gives Rita a bottle of honey because he vaguely remembers some connection between Rita and bees, forgetting that the memory was of Rita getting cast as an extra who dressed like a beekeeper. |
| 851 | ** And then Rita's corpse reverts back to its blob form and inflates like a balloon, with Rouge poking it with a stick, causing it to deflate and release a nasty smell that Jane compares to burning rubber. |
| 852 | ** Following the cremation ceremony, the team sits down to watch one of Rita's old movies, and Vic decides to bring a plate of s'mores to the occasion. Everyone else notes that this is in poor taste. He defends it by saying he had a craving. |
| 853 | * In an otherwise somber montage, we see Clara Steele giving Rory a set of condoms in full view of his prom date. Cut to said prom date going into labor. |
| 854 | [[/folder]] |
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