Line #69 Funny/DissidiaFinalFantasy2015


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4	* Kefka just being Kefka.
5	* The first cutscene is Noctis in a white void listening to music and acting like he's sitting in a car seat. Then the music fades, he falls over, and looks around. Upon realizing he has no clue where he is, he blames Gladio.
6	** Lightning and the Warrior of Light catch up. Noctis repeatedly tries to get someone to explain this to him and they ignore him.
7	** The description for that cutscene panel afterwards observes that Noctis has no friends, no ride, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and no phone]].
8	* Shantotto quickly stumbles upon a procession of villains.
9	-->'''Kefka''': Death and doom! Forgot to behead that Returner. Doom and death! [[AsideGlance No I didn't.]] [[SuddenlyShouting Let blood stain the battlefield!]] ...[[{{Squick}} As long as it doesn't stain my breeches!]]\
10	'''Cloud of Darkness''' ''(exasperated)'': Never change.\
11	'''Sephiroth''': It is beings like him that thrive in this chaos.
12	* Squall in general has been turned into a ComicallySerious ButtMonkey for ''NT''.
13	** His first scene has him [[IWorkAlone straying from the rest of the group]] [[OnceAnEpisode (again)]], prompting Y'shtola to follow him. When Squall realizes he's being tailed, he turns around to speak with her and finds the Miqo'te right up in his face. It turns out he ''was'' trying to go the same way as the others (to the [[FailedASpotCheck big shining tower that stands out for miles, 90 degrees on his right]], as Y'shtola points out), but got lost. It seems Squall inherited [[NoSenseOfDirection something]] from his dad [[LikeFatherLikeSon after all]].
14	** Terra puts on a cute pout in an effort to convince Squall to let her, Zidane, and Lightning join him in hunting summons. Squall tells her that her face is gonna get stuck if she keeps pouting like that... and Terra tells him to let them come along so it doesn't. The entire crew steps past him and Squall is left standing there like an idiot.
15	** On route to Odin, Terra picks up Ramuh in another direction. On hearing that Ramuh's closer, he starts heading back towards Odin, ''clearly'' just wanting to be alone for a couple seconds... and Lightning goes after him. Zidane and Terra proceed to compare the situation to a mother not wanting her kid to get in trouble.
16	** When Lightning calls off Vaan for not listening to Terra's exposition about Spiritus and Materia, Vaan proceeds to drag Squall into the conversation by proclaiming that he's not listening either. Never mind the fact that Squall and Lightning were already walking with Terra and Zidane when he got there, and have probably already heard the whole thing.
17	** In the DLC after their confrontation with Snow, Lightning thanks Squall for being there to snap her out of her HeroicBSOD, picking up on the fact that he [[JerkassFacade only acting curtly to make her focus]]. Squall gets embarrassed by this and tries to blow this off with his trademark "whatever" but this only causes Lightning to snicker.
18	** In the Locke/Yuna/Rinoa story update, Locke mentions a serious sort who was insistent that the champions had to complete their mission. His imitated mannerisms imply it was Squall. Rinoa ''immediately'' guesses that he was always frowning, saying that she knows the type.
19	* In the middle of a battle, Bartz suddenly realizes that Cloud is named after clouds. As in the "Like puffs in the sky". Cloud says if he remembers that, than he should remember where they are.
20	** In that same fight, Cloud has a quick clash with Sephiroth. This is a huge RedHerring, because ''NT'' forsakes the previous games' story format where characters from the same game act as nemeses to each other (with the exception of the Warrior and Garland), and in fact Sephiroth gets more highlights of fighting Lightning. Which means that Sephiroth, who has already heard Cloud say that he's tired of their pointless battles, [[ForTheEvulz is officially and deliberately]] ''trolling him'' at this point.
21	* Tidus asks Ramuh to "[[MythologyGag Show them]] [[ThatOneSideQuest how hard it is]] to [[http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Plains_(Final_Fantasy_X)#Lightning_dodge dodge lightning]]" when he summons him.
22	* Shantotto and Ultimecia [[SnarkToSnarkCombat banter back and forth]] in what's practically a ''rap battle'', while Tidus and Firion, ''and'' Kefka and Exdeath, just watch in confusion. Also doubles as a moment of awesome for Shantotto, as she manages to make the ever calm and collected Ultimecia lose her cool, while she just keeps on doling out savage rhymes.
23	* In Kam'lanaut's story update, his fight with Onion Knight, Vaan, and Y'shtola takes place on the Floating Continent. Afterwards, the planesgorgers cut off their attempt at fleeing, and a new gate appears... [[LeapOfFaith off the edge]]. Onion and Vaan's reactions are good enough, but then Shtola comes up behind them, tells them to 'have courage', and ''shoves them''.
24	* Kefka, bored with nothing to do, passes the time by sitting atop the Rabanastre palace and casually blasting the city. "Kill me now," he says. Really puts his OrcusOnHisThrone behavior from his original game into perspective: he was '''bored''' and waiting for the heroes to come get him!
25	* Kefka after losing a battle, he throw a temper tantrum and after that he farts.
26	--> '''Kefka''': "AAUUGH!! I'm getting angry... VERY Angry!!" (farts) "ehe".
27	* How does Shantotto get separated from Firion and Tidus? She's too busy thinking about the gate to the Rift to notice when a portal opens in front of her, and she just [[Webcomic/BugMartini falls over like]] [[http://www.bugmartini.com/comic/a-trip-of-the-hat/ a deactivated robot]].
28	** She ends up landing in front of Cloud and Bartz of all people, who were stuck at Alexandria since apparently [[NoSenseOfDirection Bartz]] kept having them go in circles. Right as he expresses frustration at being lost, boom, Shantotto lands before them and is able to get them out of the area.
29	* Zidane and Terra split up from Squall and Lightning. Zidane asks Terra if she thinks they're having [[TheStoic long bouts of silence]] or intense staring contests.
30	* Terra and a moogle gang up on Kuja in an effort to get him to come along. Zidane, who has been [[ChivalrousPervert borderline flirting with Terra]]... realizes his hopes have been dashed, and decides to ''guilt-trip'' Kuja.
31	-->'''Zidane:''' You're not gonna say no to a lady, are you?
32	** A bit of an unintentional FridgeBrilliance and CallBack to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX his own universe]] because Kuja last destroyed his birth planet Terra and was also kind to Lady Hilda so, in a way, Kuja was atoning for what he did by reluctantly conceding to Zidane and Terra's requests. He was that guilty but in true Kuja fashion, refused to show it or else Zidane will tease him every now and then, more so when their memories remain intact of every events that happened.
33	** Along with Zidane and Kuja being SiblingTeam. Both of them snarking and teasing at each other with Terra watching them.
34	* ''Everyone'' is constantly exasperated at Vaan not paying attention, wandering off and getting distracted while they're trying to explain things. When Lightning calls him on it, he fires back that Squall isn't paying attention either.
35	* The Warrior of Light, Cecil, and Noctis, are almost to Spiritus' domain when they find out some crucial information to relay to Materia after meeting up with Garland. Rather than walk all the way back, Noctis reminds them that Spiritus has a way to communicate with Materia, so if he really isn't evil like Garland claims, they could go to him and request he let them speak to her. Or, in other words, Noctis suggests they basically ''knock on Spiritus' door and ask if they can use his phone''. The others are momentarily stunned by the idea before agreeing it's worth a try. Hilariously, it works.
36	** Even better is when the awkward situation of the heroes casually bunched their mortal enemies comes to Materia's attention:
37	--->'''Shantotto:''' Don't waste the last drops of our precious time gawking, the situation demands we begin talking!\
38	'''Warrior of Light:''' ''(to Noctis, [[TheComicallySerious sheepishly]])'' Gawking? Was I gawking?\
39	'''Noctis:''' What're you asking ''me'' for?
40	* Right before the battle of good and evil, [[TheStoic the Warrior of Light]] [[NotSoStoic suddenly begins to laugh uproariously]], [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness to the surprise of everyone]], while the camera is pointing at [[NeverLiveItDown Tidus]].
41	* In the middle of what is otherwise a straight-awesome BigBadassBattleSequence, two moments stand out with humor.
42	** Kefka dodges a Pyroclasm from Vaan and taunts him... leaving him wide-open for Tidus to Jecht-Shot the flame back at him. He turns around and has a ''glorious'' OhCrap on his face before we see the explosion over Exdeath's shoulder.
43	** Golbez is levitating rocks to throw at Squall as he is fighting Jecht. Bartz lands on a higher one and throws a spear at him. Golbez... just sort of puts his hand in the way, like "No", and gets the rocks going.
44	* During the credits, the moogles are distributing strange crystals to everyone. Lightning, surrounded by the Warrior of Light and Noctis, is the first recipient; she does something, and the crystal generates a replica of her. [[WhenSheSmiles The replica is smiling]]. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Light, Noct, and the Warrior all freak out]].
45	** Slightly later, it appears Shantotto has stolen Tidus' crystal and he's trying to get it back from her.
46	* Locke shouting "I'm a wizard!" when using Soul of Thamasa - his only magical attack.
47	* When facing the summons, every character has their own PreAsskickingOneLiner. Ace's one-liner for facing Ifrit is "My cards don't burn!" However, if one remembers a certain Ice Reaper's EstablishingCharacterMoment, they'll realize that claim is a BlatantLies. In other words, [[TheGambler Ace]] is ''bluffing''.
48	* Unlike the previous games, all pre-fight quotes are generic; no specific lines depending on enemy, and nothing different in story mode. Also unlike the previous games, the enemy leader and the player's character ''always'' speak, in that order. This can lead to some astonishingly inappropriate exchanges that sound like the opposing teams are ''encouraging'' one another.
49	-->'''Vaan:''' Now, how do we get their goat?
50	-->'''Ramza:''' If endeavoured, it can be done!
51	-->...
52	-->'''Exdeath:''' They wish to throw their lives away.
53	-->'''Garland:''' Like lambs to the slaughter!
54	-->...
55	-->'''Tidus:''' Follow the ace and we'll get a win!
56	-->'''[[WhosOnFirst Ace]]:''' You don't stand a chance!
57	-->...
58	-->'''Kefka:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I can't hold it in a single second longer!]]
59	-->'''Sephiroth:''' [[{{Squick}} There is only despair.]]
60	** To a lesser extent, most pre-fight and post-fight quotes assume the speaking character is on a team, facing another team - and in fairness, [[ButThouMust they always are]] in Story Mode, Gauntlet Mode, and Team Ranked Matches. Not so much in Sparring Mode, Solo Ranked Matches, or Custom Matches. Terra telling nobody that they have to "fight as one", or Onion asking how to get rid of "these wimps" against a single enemy can be funny. Lightning telling off the enemy that they're nothing if they "don't work as a team" [[HypocriticalHumor when she is alone]] is amusing. Vaan asking how to "get ''their'' goat" when facing [[NoBiologicalSex the Cloud]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion of Darkness]] is '''hilarious'''.
61	** Then there's the way some characters can be described unintentionally by their allies. Such as Shantotto, teamed up with [[MilitaryAcademy Squall and Ace]], saying "It'd be prudent to treat my teammates as students".
62	* Most people are surprised by the final boss's very immediate move at the start of your fight with it. Because yes, even in this game, Shinryu opens up with [[ThatOneAttack Tidal Wave]].
63	* New to the game is a chat function, activated with a press of the D-pad and a timely tap of a face button, to prompt a line spoken by the character. Default lines, and others that are useful in battle, include such things as "I'll destroy the summoning core", "I'm aiming at that enemy [identified by number in the text]", and "Sorry I messed up". ''Optional'' lines, purchasable in the shop, include some of the most hilarious quotes from each members' original game, as well as certain quotes pulled entirely out of context, all fully-voiced. These can be assigned to be spoken in battle at any input, which means that any member of the party can make an absolutely inappropriate comment such as...
64	-->'''Garland:''' No one touches my princess!
65	-->'''Firion:''' Hey, it's free! What an offer!
66	--> '''Emperor Mateus:''' Ungaaah!? Aaah!
67	-->'''Onion Knight:''' Well... Shall I just sleep in the princess' bed?
68	-->'''Kain:''' Urgh... Don't... look at me!
69	-->'''Bartz:''' Of all the... It's a talking turtle!
70	-->'''Exdeath:''' Turtle!
71	-->'''Terra:''' [[CutenessProximity Have you ever seen anything so fluffy?]]
72	-->'''Locke:''' M-Magic!? (Mumumumumahou!? in Japanese)
73	-->'''Locke:''' Ooooh... Ohhhhh...
74	-->'''Cloud:''' Need something to complete my [[DisguisedInDrag disguise]].
75	-->'''Tifa:''' I'll smash it.
76	-->'''Tifa:''' Quit slapping me!
77	-->'''Tifa:''' Dilly dally shilly shally. Dilly dally shilly shally.
78	-->'''Squall:''' Go talk to a wall.
79	-->'''Rinoa:''' You're going to like me... You're going to like me...
80	-->'''Ultimecia:''' [=SeeD=], [=SeeD=], [=SeeD=]!
81	-->'''Zidane:''' [[ChivalrousPervert If we win, you and me'll go out on a date!]]
82	-->'''Zidane:''' [[NeverLiveItDown Ooh... soft!]]
83	-->'''Tidus:'''Hey! Star players first!
84	-->'''Tidus:''' [[labelnote:*]]This one is so long it won't all show up in the text[[/labelnote]] What's the point of pretending to be grown up if it means all the things I wanna say never get said!?
85	-->'''Yuna:''' Everyone's picking on me!
86	-->'''Shantotto:''' [[NoblewomansLaugh Ohohohohoho!]]
87	-->'''Vaan:''' [[BlatantLies I'm Captain Basch!]]
88	-->'''Lightning:''' [[labelnote:*]] In the most deadpan "I am so done with this stupid sidequest" tone ever[[/labelnote]] Meow, meow, choco-chow.
89	-->'''Y'shtola:''' Less provoking and more pummeling, if you would be so kind!
90	-->'''Noctis:''' Off my chair, jester. The king sits there.
91	-->'''Noctis:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I am Noctis! Prince of Lucis, and]] [[SeriousBusiness KING OF FISHING!]]
92	-->'''Ramza:''' Sheathe your blade, and let us talk! [[labelnote:*]]This is unfortunately [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption impossible]], as ''Dissidia'' is a fighting game and Ramza makes no appearance in the main story (i.e. the part where talking instead of fighting could work).[[/labelnote]]

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