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1* Vandal Savage in issue 2. From declaring that a bunch of dragons bursting in is excellent since he hasn't eaten one in centuries to [[GrievousHarmWithABody beating one dragon to death with another]] while shouting "Die, tasty rare creatures!" he's won a lot of people over.
2** Vandal is basically a walking CMOF combined with a walking CMOA in the form of a psychotic BoisterousBruiser. Everything he says and does is pure gold.
3** "Unacceptable! I will not die so [[ScarsAreForever a woman with no face]] [[GenderBender can gain different genitalia]]!"
4** When in hell, Savage's torture? To be poked by sharp sticks by the children he's never cared for, until he's forced to sign a document acknowledging his crimes. Eventually, he reads the document.
5--->'''Savage:''' Oh. the '''''mammoths'''''. They were such noble creatures. Was I really the cause of their extinction? I suppose it wasn't '''''their''''' fault that they were so '''''tasty'''''. The Sacking of '''''Rome'''''! Oh. That takes me back... I have '''''never''''' drunk so much wine. But, my dear, it would have been '''''wasted''''' on the Visigoths.

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