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| 15 | * The opening shot of the entire film is Deadpool activating a music box... in the shape of [[Film/{{Logan}} Wolverine impaled on a tree branch]]. And he walks around in eternally ugly but very comfy Crocs foam clogs (Blind Al said "Upside of being blind: [[BrickJoke I've never seen you in Crocs]]" in the first film). |
| 16 | ** When Wade reveals his suicide attempt by blowing up his apartment with a cigarette and gasoline, he explains why: he's trying to have his own death be superior to Logan's! And did we mention he explains this while he is basically being blown apart, while we see his disembodied head do the talking? Also, if one hadn't seen ''Logan'' before seeing ''Deadpool 2'', then Deadpool is spoiling that movie's ending out of ''sheer spite.'' |
| 17 | --->''"'''Fuck''' Comicbook/{{Wolverine}}. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by '''dying'''! What a dick! Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too."'' |
| 18 | *** The fact that the first word said in the movie is literally "'''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'''" is a big middle finger (coupled with the [[FlippingTheBird literal one from Wade's severed arm]] simultaneously coming into focus) to parents who [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids thought the previous film was a kids' movie just because it's superhero-themed]]. |
| 19 | * The montage of Deadpool taking on international assassinations against various scummy criminals. |
| 20 | ** During the first mission, Deadpool goes up against sex traffickers, and when they all start firing at him, he takes cover behind a bar with a waitress, then turns to her and asks for grapefruit juice, cranberry juice, and vodka. |
| 21 | ---> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, I know it's a Sea Breeze. Don't make me say it. |
| 22 | ** One of the scenes is him in a strip club, ''poledancing with heels on''. And some of the guys watching are cheering before he reveals himself. |
| 23 | ** During the montage, during an attack on a yakuza bath, he kneels down to use the water and wipe the bad-guy blood out of his eye. He grabs a towel to dry himself... and it turns out it's a yakuza's loincloth. And in case that wasn't funny enough, he lifts up the loincloth and asks "Scoutmaster Kevin?" |
| 24 | *** Made funnier by him screaming "Time out, time out! I got blood in my eye!" |
| 25 | *** Also, Deadpool's white, expressive mask eyes are CGI, so you'd think maybe the mask would protect Deadpool, but not Ryan Reynolds. |
| 26 | ** One method he uses to take out a Yakuza henchman is taking the towel of another henchman, and ''[[RazorFloss viciously towel flossing him.]]'' |
| 27 | ** During the fight in the warehouse, the mob boss is running away from Deadpool in clear slow motion, but all the actual carnage behind him is played at normal speed. It's pretty disorienting when noticed. Deadpool's narration, which introduces the movie amidst all the carnage, just makes it funnier. |
| 28 | --->''"I know what you're thinking: 'I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.' But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. And, believe it or not, ''Film/Deadpool2'' is a family film. True story. And every big family film starts... with a vicious murder. '''''WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}''''', '''''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''''', '''''[[Film/Saw3D Saw 7]]'''''... Holy shit-pickles, that guy's on fire! That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah."'' |
| 29 | *** Deadpool calling [[Film/Saw3D Saw 7]] a family film is extra funny if one remembers an incident where a movie theater accidentally started showing that movie to an audience that was there to see WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}. |
| 30 | ** And all of this is set to "9 to 5" by Music/DollyParton. |
| 31 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Hit it, Dolly! |
| 32 | ** In the Super Duper Cut, at the funeral assassination, Deadpool shoots a Mafia boss who looks suspiciously like [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]], and quips that [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar you won't see Captain America do that.]] |
| 33 | ** The fact that his gang killing spree takes him to exotic places that could be frequented by gangsters, such as [[TheTriadsAndTheTongs Hong Kong,]] [[TheMafia Sicily,]] [[{{Yakuza}} Osaka]]...and [[SmallTownTyrant Biloxi,]] [[FlyoverCountry Mississippi.]] |
| 34 | * Dopinder is happily listening to self-confidence lessons in his taxi's radio... before Deadpool busts through the window, having screamed at him for him to start the car. |
| 35 | -->'''Dopinder:''' Oh, I think [[BringMyBrownPants I shit my pants]].\ |
| 36 | '''Deadpool:''' Actually, I think it might have been me. |
| 37 | ** The look on Dopinder's face tells that he's not enjoying the crazy car stunts ''at all'', unlike Deadpool behind him. |
| 38 | ** Dopinder going into a heartfelt speech about how he wants something more out of life. At first, Deadpool is touched at Dopinder's HiddenDepths... then Dopinder elaborates he wants to be a contract killer, and Deadpool is immediately floored. Dopinder then explains his desire to become an assassin by, of all things, gushing about ''Film/InterviewWithTheVampire'', and the look on Creator/{{Tom Cruise}}'s face when he first drank the blood of a 10-year-old Creator/KirstenDunst. |
| 39 | * Wade gets home and exchanges anniversary gifts with Vanessa. He gives Vanessa a [[CallBack token from the arcade that was their first date]], while Vanessa presents him with a box with a small metal device. |
| 40 | -->'''Vanessa:''' It's my IUD[[note]]"intrauterine device", a birth control implant[[/note]]\ |
| 41 | '''Wade:''' It's a bomb?![[note]]an I'''''E'''''D is an "improvised explosive device"[[/note]] |
| 42 | * When Wade and Vanessa discuss having kids and all the sex they'll have trying to conceive, Wade says he'll grab the the strap-on. Vanessa quips that she's pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but they can give it a shot. |
| 43 | * During the Mafia attack where Vanessa is killed, Wade defends himself with every weapon at hand, including a knife holder where he uses everything but the cream cheese spreader. And in one of the after-credits scenes, [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong he revisits said moment via Cable's time machine and then uses that very knife to kill the leader, thus saving Vanessa]]. |
| 44 | * SoundtrackDissonance is used recurringly and with hilarious results, such as the opening with Wade planning his suicide-by-explosion while hearing "All Out of Love" and a slow-mo convoy crash scored by Music/{{Enya}}'s "Only Time". |
| 45 | * The opening credits are an absolutely spot-on parody of Bond movies... except all the characters are Deadpool. Including the "Bond Girls". |
| 46 | ** The credits themselves are mostly just variations on "Did they just kill Vanessa?", aside from particular entries. The Super Duper Cut adds in alternate versions. |
| 47 | --->''20th Century Fox presents\ |
| 48 | In association with Marvel Entertainment\ |
| 49 | A film by [[AC:Wait a Minute!]]\ |
| 50 | Produced by [[AC:Did You Just Kill Her?]]\ |
| 51 | Presented by [[AC:What the Fuck?]]\ |
| 52 | In association with [[AC:I Don't Understand.]]\ |
| 53 | Production Designer [[AC:She was like everyone's favorite character]]\ |
| 54 | Film Editors [[AC:Good luck bringing me back fuckheads]]\ |
| 55 | Starring, [[AC:Obviously, Someone Who Hates Sharing the Spotlight]]/[[AC:Obviously Reynolds didn't want to share the spotlight]]\ |
| 56 | Written by [[AC:The Real Villains]]/[[AC:I blame the writers. "Real heroes" my ass]]\ |
| 57 | Cinematography by [[AC:Blind Al]]/[[AC:Someone who would literally film anything]]\ |
| 58 | Directed by [[AC:One of the Guys Who Killed the Dog in Film/JohnWick]].'' |
| 59 | * Wade pointing out how "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" from ''{{WesternAnimation/Frozen|2013}}'' sounds very similar to "Papa Can You Hear Me?" from ''Film/{{Yentl}}''. |
| 60 | * Buck tries to cheer up a grieving Wade, even stating he's in denial trying to cope. Wade eventually does an AsideGlance and [[NoFourthWall states that Buck doesn't get any more lines]]. |
| 61 | * Deadpool lifts up a floorboard in Blind Al's house to reveal that the stash of cocaine and the cure for blindness are indeed there. Then when Blind Al tells him nobody can truly live without dying a little first, Deadpool decides to take her literally by blowing himself up, and he proceeds to powder himself with a bag of cocaine beforehand. |
| 62 | ** Prior to his attempted suicide, he goes to the zoo to a polar bear exhibit when a little girl asks if he's a superhero. Deadpool tells her that he is, and says his name is "Captain Delicious Pants." Unfortunately, the poor girl finds out why. |
| 63 | ** In his second attempt, he's on top of a building, downs a container of bleach, and walks off to fall to his death -- it still doesn't work. A big crowd of traumatized onlookers are understandably shocked that he's not dead. |
| 64 | --->'''Woman:''' I can't believe he's still alive! |
| 65 | --->'''DP:''' [[SkewedPriorities I can't believe you left the house in that shirt!]] |
| 66 | ** He then gets in some studio-related wordplay: |
| 67 | --->'''DP:''' There's gotta be some way to die. I just need to [[Film/DieHard2 die]] ''[[Film/DieHard2 harder]]''. Trademark Fox. |
| 68 | * After Deadpool gets reduced to LudicrousGibs following the explosion from the beginning, we see Colossus enter the place. Cut to Colossus pulling a large bag of what's apparently Deadpool's ''very alive'' pieces to the X-Mansion. |
| 69 | * After Colossus brings Wade to the X-Mansion, Deadpool eventually gets ahold of Professor X's wheelchair and starts driving around it -- very recklessly at that.[[note]]There's a funny moment in the blooper reel where Wade's complaining about how slow the wheelchair is even though he claims to be "flooring" it.[[/note]] |
| 70 | -->'''Wade:''' Those statues were already broken from when they fell there! |
| 71 | * One of the reasons Wade believes he can't be an X-Man? |
| 72 | -->'''Deadpool:''' First off, I'm not even a virgin. |
| 73 | * While touring the X-Mansion, Wade [[CallBack once again]] gripes to Colossus about the studio apparently not being able to afford any of the more popular and/or well-known X-Men. Then the camera angle changes to show Professor X, Cyclops, Beast, Nightcrawler, Storm, and Quicksilver (looking exactly as they appeared in ''Film/XMenApocalypse'') in the next room. Beast ''immediately'' and quietly shuts the door before Deadpool sees them. [[OhCrap The look on Beast's face when he sees Deadpool is priceless]]. |
| 74 | * Once Wade finally accepts becoming an X-Man, he hugs Colossus, and squeezes his ass. Colossus removes his hand, but when Wade puts it back, he just gives in and lets it happen. |
| 75 | ** Think back, and you'll realize it's a BrickJoke from the first movie; Wade told Piotr that the day he decides to join the X-Men, "I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!" |
| 76 | * Wade trying on the Cerebro helmet and pretending he's psychic by "reading Colossus's mind"... which really just consists of saying everything Colossus is saying but a second after Colossus already said it. He's so wrapped up in his shtick that it takes him a second to realize Colossus says they're taking him on a mission, which even Wade thinks is a really bad idea. Also, after he agrees to accompany Colossus, he ends up breaking off a piece of Cerebro. |
| 77 | ** He makes an aside comment on how it smells like Patrick Stewart. |
| 78 | * Wade finally decides to join the X-Men...and Negasonic Teenage Warhead isn't having it: |
| 79 | -->'''Deadpool:''' I am an X-Man.\ |
| 80 | '''Negasonic Teenage Warhead:''' Trainee!\ |
| 81 | '''Deadpool:''' Shut it! |
| 82 | ** And he's always told that he's a "trainee" whenever he mentions being an X-Man again. Even on the X-Force Chinook Helo. |
| 83 | * Deadpool refers to the head orderly of the orphanage as Jared Kushner. |
| 84 | * The CallBack to the "four or five moments" speech from the first movie. |
| 85 | -->'''Deadpool:''' People think you're a hero 24[=/=]7. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Ejaculate into the soap dispenser a hero]].\ |
| 86 | '''Colossus:''' ''[goes from looking proud as Wade recites the speech Colossus once gave him to nervously sniffing his hands while realizing the implications of what Deadpool just said]'' '''Bozhe moy...''' |
| 87 | * Wade's still pretty loony. |
| 88 | -->'''Wade:''' ''[pointing both of his [[HandCannon Desert Eagles]] at Russell]'' Rules are meant to be broken!\ |
| 89 | '''Colossus:''' ''[offscreen]'' '''''That's the exact opposite of what they are meant for!''''' |
| 90 | * Cable arrives in front of two rednecks discussing, of all things, proper ass-wiping technique: first toilet paper, then baby wipes, then toilet paper to remove the humidity left by baby wipes. |
| 91 | ** And playing these guys are an unrecognizable Creator/MattDamon and Creator/AlanTudyk. |
| 92 | * As the X-Men try to talk Russell, who's calling himself "Firefist," into surrendering: |
| 93 | ** Deadpool laughs at Russell calling Negasonic "Justin Bieber" and then tries to talk him down, only to fail and get Negasonic blasted into a nearby building because he can't stop laughing at the name "Firefist." |
| 94 | ** His fireballs throwing Negasonic and then Colossus into nearby buildings, which leads to Deadpool pulling his Deagles on Russell and ordering him to "[[{{Spoonerism}} Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now!]]" |
| 95 | ** Deadpool tries to brag to a random child in a series of rambling {{Non Sequitur}}s while signing his cereal box, for no reason, with the name "Ryan Reynolds." When he mentions that he's an X-Man, however, the kid with absolutely no reason to know calls him a "trainee." Also a blink-and-you'll-miss-it: the cereal box he signs has Wolverine on it. |
| 96 | *** Just the fact that despite Russell's rampage causing the orphanage to evacuate, this one kid is still inside the building nonchalantly having breakfast, even with Russell fighting with police just outside, and seeing Wade flying half-burning into his room through the window. |
| 97 | ** And then, in a magnificent CallBack to the first movie, Deadpool tries to impress people when getting back into the fray with a [[ThreePointLanding Superhero Landing]]...and predictably damages his knees, leading to him hissing and groaning as he slowly stands up and recovers. |
| 98 | * After Wade and Russell are sent to a mutant prison called the Ice Box, Wade proves not even the MCU is safe from Deadpool's fourth-wall mocking, as he notes that with the collar dampening his powers, "Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye." |
| 99 | * The RunningGag of Russell smuggling a shiv into the prison in his ass and Wade's disgust over it. |
| 100 | * Wade and Russell meet Black Tom Cassidy and his gang in the Ice Box. |
| 101 | -->'''Black Tom:''' Black Tom Cassidy.\ |
| 102 | '''Wade:''' White Wade Wilson... What's your mutant power? Cultural appropriation? |
| 103 | ** Russell tries to become top dog in prison by shivving the toughest guy in the Ice Box. He ends up announcing his threat for all the world to hear and gets punched in the face for it. Twice. |
| 104 | * A quick sight gag, but the fact that Cable's gun has a dial that literally goes up to eleven. Deadpool naturally turns it all the way up...and gets blown flat on his ass by the recoil. |
| 105 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Gun's got a bit of zip! I like it! |
| 106 | * After learning he's from the future, Wade has just three questions for Cable: |
| 107 | -->'''Deadpool:''' One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which ''Film/{{Sharknado}}'' are we on? And three: [[SelfDeprecation at what point do audiences say]] "enough with the [[ArtificialLimbs robotic arms]]"? |
| 108 | ** In the Super Duper Cut, the last two questions are asking if people still homebrew and if Dopinder ever finds love. |
| 109 | ** The simple fact that this line came out of ''Cable's'' mouth, and it leads to the wonderful bit of shade tossing from Deadpool: |
| 110 | --->'''Cable:''' ''Dubstep is for pussies!''\ |
| 111 | '''Deadpool:''' So dark...are you sure you're not from the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DC Universe]]? |
| 112 | *** The latter line is even funnier when you realize it's Film/{{Green Lantern|2011}} talking to Film/{{Jonah Hex|2010}}. |
| 113 | ** Later, on the convoy when they meet again, Cable quips, "I guess dubstep never dies." |
| 114 | ** Both fight scenes are then followed up with the soundtrack playing [[Music/{{Skrillex}} "Bangarang"]]. |
| 115 | * Wade talks about moments in movies where a character hits rock bottom. He mentions that in ''Film/CoolRunnings'', it's when John Candy's bobsled broke, and in ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', [[BaitAndSwitchComment it's when those actors]] [[TakeThat signed on to appear in that movie]]. |
| 116 | * The "secret code" between Russell and Juggernaut, which is just the ShaveAndAHaircut-knock. |
| 117 | * "You know what we need to do? We need to build a fuckin' team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years." |
| 118 | * Dopinder's desire to join Deadpool's team: |
| 119 | -->'''Deadpool:''' What's your super power?\ |
| 120 | '''Dopinder:''' ''[smiling]'' Courage.\ |
| 121 | '''Deadpool:''' That's adorable. |
| 122 | * Weasel's response to Deadpool's desire to make a "super-duper-fucking group"? |
| 123 | -->'''Weasel:''' It's time to get back on [=LinkedIn=]. |
| 124 | * Then the interviews themselves. |
| 125 | ** After Bedlam says he can distort people's brains to make them feel "anxiety, confusion, pain," Deadpool says [[TakeThat he's basically]] Music/{{Dave Matthews|Band}}. |
| 126 | ** Wade coming to the wrong conclusion about what Zeitgeist's powers are, thinking it's related to having his "finger on the pulse of society," Zeitgeist is confused, clearly having no idea what his name even means. When Zeitgeist says his power is spitting acidic vomit and asks if Deadpool and Weasel would like a demonstration, the merc replies, "Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?" |
| 127 | ** Vanisher is a mutant that's invisible. So when he is presented, we are treated to a shot of a (possibly) empty room. Weasel then realizes he's running late. [[spoiler: This gag also sets up the later gag of Vanisher being revealed as Brad Pitt, as we never hear his ''voice'' in the recruitment scene.]] |
| 128 | ** Shatterstar's boasting makes Wade ask if somewhere there are aliens "who aren't better than me in every way!" |
| 129 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Just once I wanna find a planet with people that are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna be their Superman.\ |
| 130 | '''Weasel:''' [[TakeThat Isn't that Canada?]]\ |
| 131 | '''Deadpool:''' [[invoked]] ''(turns and gives a DeathGlare to Weasel)'' You shut your ''goddamn trash mouth.''[[note]]both Deadpool [[ActorAllusion and Ryan Reynolds]] are from Canada[[/note]] |
| 132 | ** Deadpool and Domino arguing over the latter's luck-based powers. |
| 133 | --->'''Deadpool:''' What's your shtick?\ |
| 134 | '''Domino:''' I'm lucky.\ |
| 135 | '''Deadpool:''' That's not a superpower.\ |
| 136 | '''Domino:''' Yeah, it is.\ |
| 137 | '''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\ |
| 138 | '''Domino:''' Yes it is.\ |
| 139 | '''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\ |
| 140 | '''Domino:''' Yeah. It is.\ |
| 141 | '''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\ |
| 142 | '''Domino:''' It is.\ |
| 143 | '''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\ |
| 144 | '''Domino:''' Yeah, it is.\ |
| 145 | '''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\ |
| 146 | '''Domino:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason No, it isn't.]]\ |
| 147 | '''Deadpool:''' Yes it is.\ |
| 148 | '''Domino:''' Told ya.\ |
| 149 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[slams the table]'' ''Get outta my head!''\ |
| 150 | '''Domino:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom.]] |
| 151 | ** The last member of X-Force...Peter. |
| 152 | --->'''Deadpool:''' ''[shows the obviously fake photo Peter sent]'' Am I getting catfished here or...? Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh...\ |
| 153 | '''Peter:''' ''[Dopinder walks into the room as he starts talking and stops to listen]'' Nope. I-I don't have one. I just... saw the ad. Thought it looked fun.\ |
| 154 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[nods a couple of times]'' ...You're in!\ |
| 155 | '''Dopinder:''' ''[angrily drops boxes he was holding]'' '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]''''' |
| 156 | *** And these additions from the Super Duper Cut: |
| 157 | --->'''Deadpool:''' No superpowers at all?\ |
| 158 | '''Peter:''' Uh...I have both type 1 ''and'' 2 diabetes.\ |
| 159 | '''Deadpool:''' Ow! Oh.\ |
| 160 | '''Weasel:''' That's all the diabetes.\ |
| 161 | '''Deadpool:''' Right, yeah, you got 'em all. If you find a type 3, let us know. |
| 162 | * Cable kidnapping Weasel to interrogate him on Deadpool's plan. He launches into a long-winded, thought-out speech about how he'll torture Weasel for information, saying first he'll bend something that doesn't bend, second he'll-- and then Weasel cuts him off, saying he won't get to the second thing. He won't even have to get to the first thing, since he'll tell him everything he wants to know, and even things he doesn't want to know, like how he gets an awkward erection from being afraid. He caps it off by saying that if Cable is going after Deadpool, Weasel must warn him...there is a high wind factor in effect. |
| 163 | ** Weasel says "I'll tell you everything, except where they are," so Cable gives him a glare, and Weasel ''instantly tells him where they are''. |
| 164 | * Before the X-Force parachute down towards the convoy, Peter is applying sunscreen. Why? |
| 165 | -->'''Peter:''' I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has!\ |
| 166 | '''Deadpool:''' Paul! Zip it!\ |
| 167 | '''Peter:''' My name's Peter.\ |
| 168 | '''Deadpool''' ''[sighs with exasperation]'' |
| 169 | ** Deadpool, when not repeatedly getting Peter's name wrong, instead refers to him as "Sugar Bear." |
| 170 | * The X-Force was hyped up in the trailers, right? Well...save for Deadpool and Domino, ''[[DeathAsComedy they all die gruesomely]]'' upon landing, all by accident, on their very first mission. Bedlam gets hit by a bus, Shatterstar gets ground up into green goo by landing in the whirring blades of a helicopter, Vanisher gets electrocuted by power lines, Zeitgeist lands feet first into a wood-chipper. Only Peter lands safely, but when he tries to save Zeitgeist by pulling him out, Zeitgeist ends up vomiting acid on him, dissolving Peter's arm and killing him, then ends up pulled the rest of the way in. Deadpool is shocked, because who could've anticipated the high wind factor? |
| 171 | --> '''Domino:''' Everyone on the helicopter! And everyone not on the helicopter! |
| 172 | ** Domino, the only remaining recruit, reaches the convoy in time and kicks ass for a while, whereas Deadpool lags behind on a scooter (which he steals from a distracted bystander), still bitching about Domino's powers, which are the real deal (such as her avoiding a crashing car flying over her head, proving that yes, her power is most definitely cinematic). He even shoves in a TakeThat to [[Creator/RobLiefeld her co-creator]], "an artist who probably couldn't even draw feet!" |
| 173 | ** Wade having to push Peter out of the plane. |
| 174 | ** Vanisher turns to actually exist once he's in the plane ''with only the parachute visible''. And he becomes visible after falling into power cables... Turns out Vanisher was Creator/BradPitt! |
| 175 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Vanisher! Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. ''(Vanisher then flies into telephone wires, electrocuting himself)'' REALLY?! |
| 176 | *** Deadpool tempts fate further by saying Vanisher might have a chance of surviving, only for an explosion to go off and Vanisher's now ablaze corpse to land on the pavement with a sickly crunching sound. |
| 177 | ---->'''Deadpool:''' ''(nonchalant)'' Nope, he's dead. |
| 178 | ** While Domino is trying to keep Cable at bay, Deadpool is telling her Cable's “progress:” |
| 179 | --->'''Domino:''' Where is he? I can't see him.\ |
| 180 | '''Deadpool:''' He's on top of you, he's going in through the back, ''oh God he’s inside you''!\ |
| 181 | '''Domino:''' You ''hear'' yourself, right?\ |
| 182 | '''Deadpool:''' Accidental double entendres! |
| 183 | *** There's also the mere fact that this is one of the few times where Wade ''doesn't'' mean to imply something dirty. |
| 184 | * As Deadpool fights Cable, there's a hilarious callback to his ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'' self where he tries to deflect Cable's bullets with his swords, cutting one in two. He fails spectacularly after that though, with several bulletholes visible in his suit. |
| 185 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Ow. |
| 186 | ** The setup of that. Cable points a gun, and what does Deadpool say, while doing a BringIt gesture? |
| 187 | --->''"Give me your best shot, [[Film/TheGoonies One-Eyed Willy.]]"'' |
| 188 | ** When Cable fires a barrage of bullets, there is a shot of Deadpool seemingly reflecting them with his swords... then there is a cut to the side of the action, where we see blood erupting from Wade's body. With Cable slowly stopping firing at him while becoming increasingly puzzled at Deadpool's crazed flailing with his swords. |
| 189 | * During the convoy fight between Deadpool and Cable, Cable attempts to deliver a BoomHeadshot to Wade, only to wind up killing Deadpool's fellow inmate and ''very'' white guy: Black Tom Cassidy. Deadpool is ''not'' amused, and a brilliant RunningGag is born: |
| 190 | -->'''Deadpool:''' ''(pissed off)'' '''YOU KILLED BLACK TOM,'''''''' YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!!!''''' |
| 191 | * As the truck crashes, Wade delivers a flying tea-bag to Cable's face. Even better, the action pauses so he can inform us of this...and so we can see him put his arms behind his head just to rub it in. |
| 192 | -->''"I'll be first to admit this did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Yeesh. That guy's in a mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse."'' |
| 193 | ** Even better, this is '''Cable''' we're talking about. Played by the [[Creator/JoshBrolin same guy]] who also played a [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar villain who was able to defeat the Avengers and kill off half of the Universe by himself]]. And now, it's hilariously cathartic just to see a Josh Brolin character getting utterly humiliated by Deadpool's accidental vulgar act! |
| 194 | * When Domino lands on the inflatable panda, she hits it with the sound of a squeaky toy being squeezed. She also does so while smirking and casually putting her arms behind her head as if she's about to fall into bed. |
| 195 | * The leadup to Deadpool being bisected is hilarious, with Deadpool [[FanBoy fanboying over]] Juggernaut's appearance, naming all the various comic issues he has appeared in, seemingly blissfully unaware of the danger he's in. Juggernaut doesn't really care. |
| 196 | --> '''Deadpool:''' You know, it has always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent!\ |
| 197 | ''Juggernaut runs menacingly towards him''\ |
| 198 | '''Deadpool:''' [[OhCrap ...I don't mean right now.]]\ |
| 199 | ''Juggernaut grabs him around the throat''\ |
| 200 | '''Juggernaut:''' I'm gonna rip you in half now.\ |
| 201 | '''Deadpool:''' That is such a Juggernaut thing to say! ''[[NotHyperbole (gets ripped in half)]]'' |
| 202 | ** While Deadpool is fawning over Juggernaut, we cut to Domino, a distance away, behind some rocks, about to lend her aid to Deadpool. Then she steps from behind the rocks, sees him, [[OhCrap her eyes go wide]] and she silently mouths ''"No,"'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere as she turns around and sidles out of the shot]]. This is probably the most sensible thing anyone does in the entire movie -- Domino's ''lucky'', not '''''suicidal'''''. |
| 203 | *** In other words, one could say that [[StealthPun she didn't want to push her luck]]. |
| 204 | ** Deadpool finally lampshades how much he's fanboying with this CallBack: |
| 205 | --->'''Deadpool:''' OH MY GOD! JUGGERNAUT! I thought that was you! I should have worn my ''white'' pants! |
| 206 | *** It's funnier when you find out Juggernaut is voiced by "Himself", or rather, Creator/RyanReynolds. So Deadpool's basically fanboying over himself. |
| 207 | ** After being bisected and ditched by Russell, who joins the Juggernaut, Deadpool('s upper half) asks [[WhatsHeGotThatIAintGot what the Juggernaut has that he doesn't]]. Russell also then walks away with Juggernaut by pretending to pull himself offscreen with a rope. |
| 208 | --->'''Deadpool:''' [[PreemptiveShutUp Don't you say legs!]] I-I know you're gonna say legs!\ |
| 209 | '''Russell:''' ''(mockingly smiles at Deadpool while "walking" his fingers forward before glaring and flipping him the twin birds)'' LEGS!\ |
| 210 | '''Deadpool:''' Still hurts to hear out loud! |
| 211 | * Apparently Deadpool's just got the one suit handy, as it's being held together by an awful lot of duct tape after he gets ripped in half. |
| 212 | * Just about everything the Juggernaut says is hilarious, as the movie makes a sociopathic monster of a man into TheComicallySerious. |
| 213 | -->'''Russell:''' So, you wear that helmet because your brother keeps trying to read your mind?\ |
| 214 | '''Juggernaut:''' Yeah, but he's in a wheelchair, so even-stevens. |
| 215 | * The first movie's gag with Deadpool's hand regrowing after getting cut gets taken up to eleven. The Merc with a Mouth gets [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe torn in half]] by Juggernaut. Then his legs regrow...and they're still ''baby legs'' when Cable comes to talk. This provides many jokes, from everyone acting like he's a baby walking for the first time when he walks to Cable to the fact the only thing keeping him modest is his shirt...and not all the time. Everyone in the scene has the same reaction when they find out. |
| 216 | * Weasel's incredibly blasé confession of selling Wade out to Cable. |
| 217 | -->'''Weasel:''' He threatened to torture me, but the only thing I told him was everything he wanted to know. |
| 218 | * Once Cable arrives to ask for Deadpool's help, everyone points their guns at him. Blind Al points her gun in the wrong direction and Wade corrects her. |
| 219 | ** Which is actually the second time that happens -- when Wade first visits her earlier in the movie, he startles her and her gut reaction is to try and point a gun at him, only to aim way off. |
| 220 | --->'''Blind Al:''' I almost shot you in--\ |
| 221 | '''Deadpool:''' What, the wall? The fridge? |
| 222 | ** In the same scene, while everyone draws their pistols on Cable, Dopinder (who is unarmed) simply puts up a boxing stance. |
| 223 | ** Specifically, Cable says he came to proposition Wade. Wade actually takes a moment to call out how easy of a setup that is before everyone regroups to make a crack. |
| 224 | ** Weasel also loudly swears when Domino makes the same crack as him. |
| 225 | ** Also, this exchange: |
| 226 | --->'''Cable:''' You remind me of my wife.\ |
| 227 | '''Deadpool:''' I'm sorry.\ |
| 228 | '''Cable:''' I said...\ |
| 229 | '''Deadpool:''' No, I'm sorry that you said that to me while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. |
| 230 | * Domino briefly glowering at Wade when he's wisecracking about no longer accepting applications for X-Force. Remember that all the members of the X-Force except for her were killed off due to Wade's idiocy (or the bad writing, as Wade previously lampshaded). |
| 231 | * Before that, as everyone freaks out when Cable goes to retrieve said lip balm from his bag: |
| 232 | -->'''Cable:''' Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.\ |
| 233 | '''Weasel:''' It's a ''goddamn '''fanny pack''''' and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day! |
| 234 | * Deadpool asking why, if Cable has a time travel device, he didn't just go back and kill Russell as a baby, or kill baby Hitler. Cable responds that the more he uses the device, the less control he has over when it takes him, and that the device only has enough power for one last trip back home. |
| 235 | -->'''Wade:''' Well... (AsideGlance) that's just lazy writing. |
| 236 | * Wade's RunningGag of [[MistakenForRacist claiming Cable is a racist]] reaches its most hilarious mid-point when the team is driving to Xavier's mansion, though at this point, Cable has just about reached his breaking point with Wade's antics and is ''completely'' over it all. Meanwhile, Domino's self-asides go completely ignored. |
| 237 | -->''(Dopinder is playing Indian music in his taxi)'' |
| 238 | -->'''Cable:''' Can you turn off the music? |
| 239 | -->'''Deadpool:''' ''(slaps Dopinder's hand away from the radio)'' You'll do no such thing. ''(to Cable)'' Why don't you say it in an Indian accent? |
| 240 | -->'''Cable:''' I'm sorry? |
| 241 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Apology accepted. This is a side of you I ''do not'' like. Let me guess: Some of your best friends in the future are Indian? |
| 242 | -->'''Cable:''' What the hell are you-- |
| 243 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Once again intolerance rears its ugly head. ''(pats Dopinder)'' I'm so sorry, it gets better. |
| 244 | -->'''Cable:''' I'm not a fucking racist ''moron!'' |
| 245 | -->'''Deadpool:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Precisely what a racist would say.]] |
| 246 | -->'''Domino:''' I'm with the old white guy on this one. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall And that's a twist]]. |
| 247 | -->'''Cable:''' [[TranquilFury When this is over I'm gonna fuck you to death with your own broken feet.]] |
| 248 | -->'''Deadpool:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper And a sexual predator too. That's rich.]] |
| 249 | -->'''Domino:''' I should have finished college. |
| 250 | -->'''Deadpool:''' So what exactly do you do in the future anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier? |
| 251 | -->'''Cable:''' Yeah, something like that. |
| 252 | -->'''Deadpool:''' I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet 50 years from now we're bestest buddies. |
| 253 | -->'''Cable:''' 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma! |
| 254 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Boom! Spoiler alert. ''(snorts)'' Planets. |
| 255 | -->'''Domino:''' [[OnlySaneWoman Next time, Uber...]] |
| 256 | -->'''Cable:''' Here's a spoiler alert: You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. ''([[NotSoAboveItAll Proceeds to give Wade the most immature, self-gratifying smile ever]])'' |
| 257 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Well, I got news for you. My heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, [[PowerOfLove he's gonna know what real love looks like.]] |
| 258 | -->'''Domino:''' [[OverlyLongGag We're all gonna die.]] |
| 259 | -->'''Cable:''' [[BrainBleach Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like!]] |
| 260 | -->'''Deadpool:''' I'm a grower, not a shower. |
| 261 | * Wade decides to ask for Colossus's help by re-enacting the SignatureScene from ''Film/SayAnything'', only here the boombox is a smartphone case. Then, when Colossus is unresponsive to his impassioned plea for help, he starts insulting him instead. |
| 262 | -->'''Domino:''' Hey. You're doing great. |
| 263 | * Deadpool takes a liking to Yukio, Negasonic's girlfriend, and cheerfully greets/says goodbye to her whenever she appears. She responds the same way. This happens no matter what's going on, be it a tense battle against Juggernaut, or Wade very very very slowly dying, or right after he's left the room. |
| 264 | -->'''Yukio:''' I like this guy!\ |
| 265 | '''Negasonic Teenage Warhead:''' Give him a chance. |
| 266 | ** Deadpool mentioning that Yukio looks like Pinkie Pie from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePony''. He then winks at the audience, most likely referencing how the two of them appear in fan works often. |
| 267 | * Deadpool, Domino, and Cable perform a slow-motion charge against the Juggernaut...only for Deadpool to look over and be surprised that ''Dopinder'' has snuck his way into the charge. Then the Juggernaut threatens to shove Dopinder up Cable's ass, and Dopinder [[FearIsTheAppropriateResponse decides to go wait in the cab instead]]. |
| 268 | * "Zip it, [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Thanos]]!" |
| 269 | * The fight against Juggernaut is just pure solid awesome for the film....but becomes hilarious once you start hearing the music. What at first sounds like OminousLatinChanting are actually people, in English, chanting, "Fighting dirty", "You can't stop this motherfucker!" and "Holy shitballs!" |
| 270 | ** The fact that the choir is singing so profanely made the ''Deadpool 2'' score album the first to ever receive a Parental Advisory label! |
| 271 | * When Deadpool jumps on Juggernaut, he tries to calm him down by using the "sun's getting real low" lullaby from ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''. It fails miserably. But what makes it even funnier is that Deadpool lets out a WilhelmScream when Juggernaut swings him into a fence. |
| 272 | ** Deadpool ends up getting a large part of the fence lodged in his brain; he's tripping balls and can barely fight back against Juggernaut. Then out of nowhere, [[BigDamnHeroes Colossus appears and evelopes him in his arms.]] Deadpool acts like a lovestruck princess and treats the whole affair like his lover come back for him, while a stone-faced Colossus carries him to safety. The best part? The uncut version of the film has Deadpool get on his knees and ''wordlessly gesture to Colossus he's going to give him a blowjob in front of everyone!'' He even fumbles with his pants before Colossus gently but firmly makes him stop. |
| 273 | * Domino's rescue of the other orphans/fight against the orderlies becomes one when they start being killed by bad luck, be it one guy who slips on a toy and stabs himself in the neck, the guy that stumbles and breaks his own neck on a bedpost, or the guy trapped under a bunch of metal dividers only to be decapitated by a wardrobe falling down. Complete with the orphans ''[[ComedicSociopathy cheering Domino on during the whole fight]].'' |
| 274 | ** She then remarks "I need a bus to get these kids out." Cue a bus being slammed into the building by the Juggernaut after he tried to use it as a weapon. It's then used as a makeshift slide out. |
| 275 | ** Special mention must be made to Domino's awkward smile and beckoning of the orphans to the bus-slide. |
| 276 | --->'''Domino:''' Orphans? |
| 277 | * When Colossus runs off to fight the Juggernaut, he gives a great one-liner: |
| 278 | -->'''Colossus:''' Hey! Pick on someone your own size!\ |
| 279 | '''Deadpool:''' That is such a ''you'' thing to say. ''(slaps Colossus' ass, making a noise like a ringing bell)'' [[Comicbook/SpiderMan Go get 'im, tiger!]] |
| 280 | * Colossus decides to fight dirty like Deadpool does, so he helps defeat Juggernaut by sticking a loose electrical wire in his ass before Negasonic pushes him into the pool to electrocute him. |
| 281 | ** Which is a reversal of Juggernaut's constant threats of shoving something up other people's asses throughout the fight sequences at the orphanage, up to and including threatening to shove ''Deadpool'' up ''Cable's'' ass. |
| 282 | ** Right before Negasonic and Yukio's timely arrival, Juggernaut delivers this threat to Colossus: "I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring." |
| 283 | ** Just before the credits, a FreezeFrameBonus has Juggernaut crawling out of the pool. Even electric wires couldn't stop him. Just imagine the exasperation of the heroes present as they see him escape, or worse, attack them. Because no one can stop that motherfucker. |
| 284 | *** It's just as funny if you ''miss'' that Freeze Frame moment, as the alternative impression is that the heroes all just turn around and ''leave Juggernaut there'', perpetually electrified at the bottom of the pool. |
| 285 | * Just before Cable is about to finally execute Russell, he and Wade spot the headmaster running away from the fiery carnage... awkwardly. |
| 286 | -->'''Cable:''' Jesus! He even ''runs'' like a fucking pervert!\ |
| 287 | '''Wade:''' Like an online predator who lost his laptop. |
| 288 | * Deadpool's death scene in general due to it turning into an OverlyLongGag with several fake-outs before he actually dies. |
| 289 | ** As Wade starts to die, he gives his ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' watch to Domino, saying, "guess I'm the lucky one." |
| 290 | ** Deadpool's dying wish to hear Colossus say 'fuck'. And he does. Reluctantly. |
| 291 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Wow! Enjoy hell, swampmouth. |
| 292 | *** A short while later, he refers to Juggernaut as "Fuckernaut" with a goofy laugh at his own joke. |
| 293 | *** What makes it even funnier is that this is after Cable saves Deadpool's life, so he chose to curse of his own accord. Wade's right, he ''is'' a swamp mouth. |
| 294 | ** Deadpool telling Cable that he hopes, one day, Cable won't judge people by the color of their skin, [[UsefulNotes/MartinLutherKingJr but by the content of their character]]. |
| 295 | --->'''Cable:''' ''Jesus.'' |
| 296 | ** And then, almost as the icing on the cake, the track playing during this scene is the same one that played over Logan's death scene, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfsCK9tPCy8 Don't Be What They Made You]]". |
| 297 | * Deadpool talking about how he almost beat the record for highest grossing R-rated movie set by ''Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist''. He mentions it made more overseas, where "religion doesn't exist". |
| 298 | * Even Wade and Vanessa's good-bye in the afterlife manages to sneak one in. |
| 299 | -->'''Wade:''' Don't fuck Elvis.\ |
| 300 | '''Vanessa:''' Don't fuck Colossus. |
| 301 | ** The Super Duper Cut one-upped this: |
| 302 | -->'''Wade:''' Don't fuck Elvis.\ |
| 303 | '''Vanessa:''' Oooh, too late...\ |
| 304 | '''Wade:''' ''[goes bug eyed]'' I'm sorry? ''[Vanessa gives him a "just kidding" smile before the mini-oven's "ding" throws him out of his near-death experience]'' |
| 305 | * The PowerNullifier Deadpool put on needs a pass code to deactivate it. Domino guesses "7", and Wade complains the pass code isn't just going to be one number...but since it's [[BornLucky Domino]], her guess is right. |
| 306 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. ''[Russell presses "7"; collar deactivates immediately]'' ''God'', that's lazy writing.\ |
| 307 | '''Domino:''' ''[shit-eating grin]'' I still got it. |
| 308 | * The exchange between Cable and Deadpool when the latter realizes that Cable sacrificed his last time jump to save Deadpool's life. |
| 309 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Nooooooo... You did it for me.\ |
| 310 | '''Cable:''' No, I didn't.\ |
| 311 | '''Deadpool:''' You did.\ |
| 312 | '''Cable:''' I really didn't.\ |
| 313 | '''Deadpool:''' Pretty sure you did.\ |
| 314 | '''Cable:''' I'm ''positive'' I didn't.\ |
| 315 | '''Deadpool:''' Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? ''[pulls out coin that blocked the bullet]'' [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.]] ''[flips coin, which falls to the side]'' I'm not even gonna look, because you did it for me.\ |
| 316 | '''Cable:''' ...Say it again.\ |
| 317 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[turning to Domino]'' He did it for me.\ |
| 318 | '''Cable:''' Jesus. |
| 319 | ** And then Wade gives Cable a very intimate hug. A bit too intimate. Tip-to-tip intimate. Cable responds with a knife. Guess he's not a hugger. |
| 320 | -->'''Deadpool:''' I don't know how to thank you. But I ''do'' know how to hug you.\ |
| 321 | '''Cable:''' No.\ |
| 322 | '''Deadpool:''' Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. C'mon. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this "docking". ''[metallic "shing" sound]'' Is that a knife in my dick or--?\ |
| 323 | '''Cable:''' ''[matter-of-fact]'' There's a knife in your dick, yeah. |
| 324 | * Dopinder gleefully plowing into the headmaster with his cab when the latter taunts Deadpool and co. after the final battle. |
| 325 | --> '''Dopinder:''' I want ''some more.'' |
| 326 | ** Wade claims that he could hear Dopinder coming for 30 seconds and "could barely keep a straight face," meaning that he was faking the whole "If we kill him we're no better than him" cliche. The line counts when you remember he's masked (thus hard to tell his expression). |
| 327 | ** His new nickname for Dopinder? [[Comicbook/BlackPanther Brown Panther]]. |
| 328 | ** This bit, right after Dopiner plowed his taxi into the evil headmaster: |
| 329 | --->'''Dopinder:''' ''WHOO!!! COURAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!''\ |
| 330 | '''Domino:''' ...and karma, motherfucker... |
| 331 | * [[TheStinger The mid-credits scenes]] at the end is a massive case of SelfDeprecation for Creator/RyanReynolds, perhaps the biggest he's ever done: Deadpool uses Cable's TimeTravel device to kill Weapon XI (the InNameOnly Deadpool from ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''), and Reynolds himself, as he was all too happy to have been cast in the ''Film/GreenLantern2011'' movie, and was about to read the script (complete with Reynolds sporting a shit-eating grin at the thought of the movie being "goddamn beautiful" before Wade [[BoomHeadshot blows it out of his skull]]). |
| 332 | -->'''Deadpool:''' You're welcome, Canada. |
| 333 | ** Combined with [[Heartwarming/Deadpool2 Heartwarming]], Deadpool doing the obvious thing when given a time travel device: going back to the beginning of the movie and undoing Vanessa's death. |
| 334 | ---> '''Deadpool:''' We're definitely naming our kid Cher!\ |
| 335 | ''[Music/{{Cher}}'s "If I Could Turn Back Time" starts playing as Deadpool starts "cleaning up the timelines"]'' |
| 336 | ** Right after saving Vanessa, Deadpool goes out of his way to time travel to the X-Force's botched landing scene and save Peter by convincing him that the X-Force doesn't really exist and telling him to go home for no reason other than the fact Deadpool just liked him. Made funnier by the fact Deadpool doesn't bother saving the rest of the X-Force. |
| 337 | --->'''Peter:''' Alright, well... This ''has'' been pretty scary... And I need to feed my cat.\ |
| 338 | '''Deadpool:''' Go home, Sugar Bear. Go home.\ |
| 339 | '''Peter:''' Okay! ...Will you give Domino my email? |
| 340 | ** The mere idea that Yukio and Negasonic Teenage Warhead fixed the TimeTravel device and '''gave''' it to someone like Deadpool. They immediately regret this. |
| 341 | --->'''Yukio:''' This was probably a bad idea.\ |
| 342 | '''Negasonic Teenage Warhead:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What have we done?]] |
| 343 | ** Even better, this is the only time where Yukio's cheery personality breaks, when she realizes who she and her girlfriend gave that time travel device to. She still smiles and waves happily prior. |
| 344 | --->'''Yukio:''' Bye, Wade!\ |
| 345 | '''Deadpool:''' Bye, Yukio! |
| 346 | ** The death of Weapon XI must be elaborated upon. After Deadpool first shoots him in the head, he excuses himself to Wolverine, claiming he is "cleaning up" the timeline, mocking the Film/XMenFilmSeries's out-of-whack {{continuity snarl}}s. He then shoots him again, a third time, and finally, six more times, causing the body to twitch with every shot. In regards to the twitching, don't ask why this is funny, it just is. Logan's confused non-reaction sums it up best. |
| 347 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Hey! It's me! Don't scratch! I'm just cleaning up the timelines! Look, eventually, you're gonna hang up the claws, and that's gonna make a lot of people very sad.\ |
| 348 | '''Wolverine:''' Huh?\ |
| 349 | '''Deadpool:''' But one day your pal Wade is gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. ''[shoots Weapon XI twice more]'' And when he does, say "yes".\ |
| 350 | '''Wolverine:''' ''[confused as all hell, while Deadpool empties his magazine on Weapon XI]'' Oh. Right.\ |
| 351 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[whispering]'' Love you. ''[leaves while ''still'' shooting Weapon XI's [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill deader-than-dead]] corpse]'' |
| 352 | ** It gets even better if you remember the promise Wade made at the beginning of the movie. Turns out Deadpool does indeed die for good in this movie, just not the way we expected. He also manages to top Logan in technically dying before him. |
| 353 | * There is no [[TheStinger post-credits scene]], for the first time, in a long time (actually since Film/{{Logan}}) for a ''Marvel'' movie. Admit it, you were waiting for one. That said, those who stay to the end do get to listen to [[https://youtu.be/u0pt-hONuSA the greatest thing ever written about the Juggernaut]]. |
| 354 | ** Averted with the Super Duper Cut, [[spoiler: which continues with the additional credit scene of Deadpool's attempt at killing baby Hitler. He ultimately can't bring himself to do it, but says he'll get Cable to do it because he loves killing kids.]] |
| 355 | [[/folder]] |
| 356 | |
| 357 | [[folder:"Wet on Wet" Trailer]] |
| 358 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Cjsnq8kVU "Wet on Wet"]] trailer has Deadpool dressed up as Creator/BobRoss, and he's obviously high as all hell. Made doubly funny because, aside from the obscenity and profanity, it's almost an exact spot-on [[BobRossRib recreation]] of ''Series/TheJoyOfPainting''. |
| 359 | ** The colors of his paint include [[Film/AClockworkOrange Clockwork Orange]], Film/SoylentGreen, [[Film/MenInBlack Mennen Black]], Box Office Gold, [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]], [[Film/PrettyInPink Pretty 'N Pink]], [[Website/{{Reddit}} Red Dit]], and YellowSnow. |
| 360 | ** And his stagehands, which include [[WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms Jerrika Benton]] as Singer, [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Geordi Laforge]] as Chief Engineer, Audio by [[WesternAnimation/TeddyRuxpin Ted E. Ruxpin]], Lighting by Tom Edison, Boom [[MemeticMutation Goes the Dynamite]], and [[Anime/SpeedRacer Chim Chim]] on Grip. |
| 361 | ** "God, I love cocaine. So much. Holy fuck-knuckles, I am ''high'' as a kite right now." |
| 362 | ** There is a very brief moment where you can see that the white paint, named Creator/BettyWhite, is actually in the shape of a dick. |
| 363 | *** The Betty White paint is even funnier when one remembers this [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wn1r1jb4--k video of Ryan and Betty]] for ''The Proposal''. |
| 364 | ** The brief shots of footage we get from the actual film include, among other things: Wade relaxing on the couch with Blind Al while pointing a gun at someone (Wade naturally has to adjust Al's aim), he and Dopinder doing a slo-mo walk with Dopinder spitting out what appears to be gum, Deadpool holding a chainsaw, and rising out of a casket at a funeral. |
| 365 | ** The video description. |
| 366 | --->''After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.'' |
| 367 | ** What's also hilarious is that a few months prior, Ryan Reynolds tweeted about ''The Joy of Painting''. Now with this trailer out, it becomes clear he was either preparing to film this trailer or just {{Foreshadowing}}. |
| 368 | ** The way Deadpool dries his brush; by rapidly and ''loudly'' whacking it against the stand his painting is on, doing so far too hard and fast. He advises the audience to "beat it like it owes you money". |
| 369 | *** "We're gonna whack off here again." |
| 370 | ** Midway through he does this again, but does it so hard that the brush flies out of his hand (seemingly [[ThrowItIn a flub]], given the surprised motions Ryan Reynolds makes when it happens). Then, after a ''very'' long pause, Deadpool looks back at his painting and sees it has changed again, now having a badly-painted face of Deadpool himself, causing him to stumble back in fright, drop his artist tray, and smash cut to a "[[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties technical difficulties]]" screen. The funnier fact of this moment is that we didn't even '''see''' him paint it at one point. Instead, it just spontaneously appeared. |
| 371 | *** Prior to that, the painting already changed twice: once right after his first brushes of yellow into a snowy landscape, then to a cabin in the woods. After the technical difficulties screen, his "finished painting" has turned into a parody of Creator/NormanRockwell's ''Freedom from Want'', depicting the movie's cast as the attendees of a Thanksgiving dinner (an image used earlier as a [[https://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/deadpool-2-poster.jpg promotional poster]]). |
| 372 | ** "Now what you don't want to do... is eat these paints. Trust me on this one." |
| 373 | ** And yes, the [[https://www.youtube.com/user/BobRossInc official Bob Ross Youtube channel]] commented: |
| 374 | -->''Just remember Wade, we don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents!'' |
| 375 | [[/folder]] |
| 376 | |
| 377 | [[folder:"Meet Cable" Trailer]] |
| 378 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZNBFcwd7zc "Meet Cable"]] trailer, gives us our first look at the Man from the Future... until Deadpool stops the film because the CGI effects aren't done yet. |
| 379 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Wait, no, ''stop''! ''[pauses film]'' What... in the actual ass?! Dale! Wh-why-why are the visual effects not done?! It's a metal arm! It's not like [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 we're trying to remove a mustache!]] Aw, fuck it. I'll do it myself. |
| 380 | * It suddenly becomes a toy diorama with Deadpool having a [[https://twitter.com/moviesputlocke1/status/992339817810800645 "Cable toy"]] romp around a city only to be stopped by... [[Franchise/ToyStory Sheriff Deadpool]]! |
| 381 | * There is a SmashToBlack as you hear the construction of Deadpool's toy diorama, with hammering sounds, whirring, and... two squelchy noises. One can assume it's paint used to decorate it, but considering Deadpool's vulgar nature... |
| 382 | * "Regeneration powers, activate!" "That's not something you say!" |
| 383 | * This bit: |
| 384 | -->'''Cable:''' Your time's up, you dumbfuck!\ |
| 385 | '''Wade:''' Well... ''[AsideGlance]'' that's just lazy writing. |
| 386 | * The video description from the first trailer is still used here as well. |
| 387 | [[/folder]] |
| 388 | |
| 389 | [[folder:"The Trailer"]] |
| 390 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86RtevtfrA trailer]] starts with "All Out of Love" like the movie, only in a more adequate but equally dissonant scene: Dopinder not hearing Wade approaching. |
| 391 | * Deadpool apologizing to Vanessa for being late as he was [[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace gathering up all the gluten in the world and shooting it into space]]. |
| 392 | * The TagLine "From the studio that brought you ''Film/TwentySevenDresses'' and ''Film/TheDevilWearsPrada''." |
| 393 | * When declaring the establishment of X-Force, Deadpool crosses his arm in the same way as T'Challa from Black Panther and Wonder Woman. Even better, Gal Gadot jokingly called out Ryan Reynolds for this. His reply? |
| 394 | -->'''Ryan:''' In Canada it's called borrowing. |
| 395 | * Deadpool's InsaneTrollLogic shines through: |
| 396 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Doing the right thing is messy. But, if you wanna fight for what's right, sometimes, you have to fight dirty... and that is why ''Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants'' is pure pornography.\ |
| 397 | '''Dopinder:''' Ahhh....\ |
| 398 | '''Domino:''' ...God, I wish I finished college. |
| 399 | * This gem of a quote. |
| 400 | -->'''Deadpool:''' What the ''fucksicle'' is this? |
| 401 | [[/folder]] |
| 402 | |
| 403 | [[folder:"Final Trailer"]] |
| 404 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20bpjtCbCz0 trailer's]] brief "from the studio" gag (which is also the TagLine in the poster!). |
| 405 | -->''From the studio that [[Film/{{Logan}} killed Wolverine]].'' |
| 406 | * The very last part is of Peter, with a GilliganCut to him skydiving in [[UnfazedEveryman the most nonchalant way possible]]. |
| 407 | [[/folder]] |
| 408 | |
| 409 | [[folder:Miscellaneous]] |
| 410 | * Even the Original Soundtrack gets in on the act with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ghSzgxnkWU Juggernaut's theme]], "You Can't Stop This Mother F**ker". A brilliantly foul-mouthed spoof of OminousLatinChanting. |
| 411 | -->'''Men's Part:''' You can't stop him, he's TheJuggernaut. You can't stop this motherfucker!\ |
| 412 | '''Women's Part:''' Holy! Shitballs! Holy! Shitballs...! |
| 413 | ** Equally hilarious is the stanza where the men chant "Fighting Dirty"... |
| 414 | --->'''Men's Part:''' ''[repeating]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fighting! Dirty!]]\ |
| 415 | '''Women's Part:''' ''[repeating in background]'' [[MassOhCrap What the fuck]]?!? [[ClusterFBomb What the fuckfuckfuck]]?!? |
| 416 | * In a meta way, Deadpool just made ComicBook/{{Thanos}} his bi-atch by getting Creator/JoshBrolin to play ComicBook/{{Cable}}... which, considering the bad blood that they had (they both love Death, so Thanos cursed Deadpool to be immortal), Deadpool may have actually used his fourth-wall-breaking power on purpose![[note]]now even more awkward with Disney owning Fox's Marvel Comics characters rights, including the Deadpool-related ones... What's gonna happen when Cable meets Thanos eventually? Who's up for seeing Brolin [[ActingForTwo fight himself?]][[/note]] |
| 417 | ** The very first shot of the "Meet Cable" trailer uses a color grading that makes Cable's face look blue-ish, bordering on purple in some places. |
| 418 | ** And while the blue/purple color grading may be subtle, Deadpool saying [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron "I'll do it myself!"]] and telling Cable he has his [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar "stones"]] really assures us that subtlety has left the building. |
| 419 | ** Then, just in case you missed it, Deadpool straight-out calls him "Thanos" in "The Final Trailer". Not only has subtlety left the building, but it's been hit by a truck full of drug-abusing clowns and exploded. |
| 420 | ** Remember "Thanos demands your silence"? Cable's first picture and the poster on ''Deadpool 2'''s page have him putting his finger on his lips as if he's shushing people. |
| 421 | * Peter (Rob Delaney), the random powerless human who "just saw the ad" and got recruited by Deadpool in the X-Force, has [[https://twitter.com/PeterW_1974 his own Twitter account]] and [[https://www.linkedin.com/in/peterw1974/ LinkedIn profile]]. |
| 422 | * [[http://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/03/30/deadpool-2-fan-poster-pokes-fun-avengers-infinity-war/ This fan poster]] poking fun at ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''. |
| 423 | ** Speaking of ''Infinity War'', there's also [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BiKKm16jReZ/ Tony Stark's blunt rejection of Deadpool's application to the Avengers]]. |
| 424 | ** Ryan Reynolds and crew posted a [[https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b994eb0e871a62f5c0d5f60ca3f1c18/tumblr_inline_p8o40gGcjE1ty99rh_1280.jpg tongue-in-cheek letter asking fans not to spoil the movie]], parodying the Russo Brothers' plea to fans to not spoil ''Infinity War''. The Russos [[FlippingTheBird responded]] [[https://78.media.tumblr.com/df7a9498c4f0bfd9353e707bf0799ebb/tumblr_inline_p8o40gnls61ty99rh_1280.jpg in kind]]. |
| 425 | --->'''Reynolds:''' I deserve that. |
| 426 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX11yw6YL1w music video]] for the song "Ashes" where Deadpool[[labelnote:NOTE]]played by professional dancer Yanis Marshall[[/labelnote]] is shown dancing along with ''Music/CelineDion''. ''While wearing '''heels'''''! Dion just amps up her usual over-emoting, and her straight-faced reaction to Deadpool makes it better. Even more so, the exchange after the performance: |
| 427 | -->'''Deadpool:''' Céline! That was ''amazing!'' That was the most beautiful performance I've ever seen in my life!\ |
| 428 | '''Céline:''' Thank you so much! Thank you!\ |
| 429 | '''Deadpool:''' No, thank ''you''! ''[{{beat}}]'' ... We need to do it again.\ |
| 430 | '''Céline:''' ... Okay. [[FlatWhat Why]]?\ |
| 431 | '''Deadpool:''' Well... it's ''too'' good. Yeah, this is... [[SelfDeprecation this is]] ''[[SelfDeprecation Deadpool 2]]'', not ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}''. Alright? You're at like an eleven; we need to get you down to a five, five and a half tops. Just phone it in.\ |
| 432 | '''[[TookTheBadFilmSeriously Céline]]:''' Listen, this thing ''[points to herself]'' [[BadassBoast only goes to eleven]]. So beat it, [[RunningGag Spider-Man]]!\ |
| 433 | '''Deadpool:''' ... God, I should've asked Music/{{NSYNC}}. |
| 434 | * The RunningGag of the first trailer's video description has made it into actual movie theater pages, like [[http://mchenrydowntowntheater.com/movie/deadpool-2 this one]], and [[http://www.cinepolis.com/pelicula/deadpool-2 this one from the Latin American release]]. |
| 435 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxbQATBAXf8 Deadpool apologies to David Beckham]]. |
| 436 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g37UdgIJHo Deadpool takes over soccer club Manchester United]]. |
| 437 | * Deadpool [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlozE2m-NMc crashing]] ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert'' and reading some of his jokes. It then ended with him discovering that not even he is inmune to [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Thanos's powers,]] [[MemeticMutation not feeling well]], and [[LateArrivalSpoiler turning to ash]]. |
| 438 | * [[https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/997097767452446720 This video]], which spoofs the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse ten-year celebration with their own reminiscence over the massive, expanding... two-movie Deadpool universe. |
| 439 | * Creator/BradPitt agreed to do his one-second cameo in exchange for the absolute minimum amount of money he is legally required to ask for... and a cup of coffee. He also requested that Reynolds be the one to get him the coffee. Even better, Pitt had ''entirely forgotten about'' the latter by the time they actually filmed the scene. You have to think Ryan was trolling the budgeting department with such a pointless use of such a high-profile actor... then got counter-trolled by Brad's nonsense. |
| 440 | * Once more, Deadpool crashes the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_n-Cw_whls Honest Trailer]] for the movie... and proceeds to mock ''Honest Trailers'' itself. |
| 441 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ZrSNHzqPg trailer for the]] "[[ReCut Le Super Duper Cut]]" has Deadpool acting all super-serious... until he messes up one word at the end. |
| 442 | -->'''Deadpool:''' ''[whispering]'' Inedible.\ |
| 443 | '''Director:''' Inevitable.\ |
| 444 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[whispering]'' Inedible.\ |
| 445 | '''Director:''' ''[annoyed]'' ''Inevitable''.\ |
| 446 | '''Deadpool:''' Yeah, I know, but it's a-also "inedible". |
| 447 | * [[https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/1070707312703225859 This promo]] for ''Once Upon a Deadpool'', which has Fred Savage "interrogating" Deadpool. |
| 448 | [[/folder]] |
| 449 | |
| 450 | [[folder:''Once Upon a Deadpool'']] |
| 451 | * In order to keep things PG-13, the harder scenes are replaced with a FramingStory of Deadpool retelling the events to Creator/FredSavage a la ''Film/ThePrincessBride''. |
| 452 | ** Fred awakes (with the clear implication that Deadpool drugged and abducted him), and is confused at to what is going on: |
| 453 | --->'''Fred:''' ''[still groggy]'' Wait a minute... Where am I? ''[notices that he is wearing a Chicago Bears shirt]'' Who dressed me?\ |
| 454 | '''Deadpool:''' ''I'' did! I'm a big fan of bears.\ |
| 455 | '''Fred:''' ''[looks under his blanket]'' I'm not wearing pants.\ |
| 456 | '''Deadpool:''' When's the last time you saw a bear wearing pants?\ |
| 457 | '''Fred:''' Wha-what [[CurseCutShort the f]]--\ |
| 458 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[shushes Fred by putting his finger to his lips]'' A-da-da-da-da! Easy now! ''Hey!'' The only F-bomb we're using here is ''[dramatic hand gesture] Fred Savage.'' Now, I want you to take a deep breath. Listen to me ''very'' carefully: You're in a PG-13 version of ''Deadpool 2'', which means ''[holds up a device and taps its button]'' we only get ''two'' sh''[beep]''s, ''one'' f''[beep]'', and a glass of white wine.\ |
| 459 | '''Fred:''' ...Are you bleeping yourself?\ |
| 460 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[taps the button again]'' You bet your ''[beep]'' voicing little ''[beep]'', I am.\ |
| 461 | '''Fred:''' It seems weird that you would do that yourself, and--\ |
| 462 | ''[Deadpool keeps the button pressed down for five seconds, beeping out all of Fred's dialogue]''\ |
| 463 | '''Fred:''' Please stop that!\ |
| 464 | '''Deadpool:''' ...Sorry.\ |
| 465 | '''Fred:''' ''[looks around]'' Did you... reconstruct the bedroom set from ''The Princess Bride''?\ |
| 466 | '''Deadpool:''' [[SuddenlyShouting INCONCEIVABLE!]]\ |
| 467 | '''Fred:''' ''[exasperated]'' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Oh, god...]]\ |
| 468 | '''Deadpool:''' ''[apologetic]'' Yeah... I've [[AlwaysWantedToSayThat always wanted to say that]]. |
| 469 | ** And the kicker is that Fred is being forced into it -- as his legs are duct-taped to the bed. |
| 470 | --->'''Deadpool:''' And you need me, almost as much as I need you.\ |
| 471 | '''Fred:''' I don't need you!\ |
| 472 | '''Deadpool:''' You need me to untie you ''[removing the covers to reveal his legs are taped to the bed]'' after we're done. |
| 473 | * When Deadpool begins the story, the first thing we see is Deadpool [[BloodlessCarnage bloodlessly]] beating up a bunch of goons with sharp weapons, including a ''chainsaw''. In a way, the violence seems comical here, as it looks as if they were being beaten up with Nerf weapons. |
| 474 | * Deadpool walks up to a random elderly couple and tells them he liked their work in ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''. The couple gets confused, then Deadpool tells the husband not to get attached[[note]]In ''Up'', the wife dies early in the movie[[/note]]. |
| 475 | * This exchange at the end of the trailer. |
| 476 | -->'''Fred:''' Kinda prefer Marvel movies.\ |
| 477 | '''Deadpool:''' We ''are'' Marvel.\ |
| 478 | '''Fred:''' Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel ''licensed by Fox''. It's like if Music/{{The Beatles}} were produced by Music/{{Nickelback}}. It's music, but it sucks. |
| 479 | ** This becomes especially funny when one takes into account that Disney and Fox have since ''merged.'' |
| 480 | ** Another trailer expands upon this scene: Deadpool takes particular offense at Fred Savage's jab against Music/{{Nickelback}} and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgh4wSxAKqo goes on a rant]] about how dismissing the group as bad is highly unfair, pointing to their good sales and numerous awards. The kicker... turns out Fred is just as aware of the fourth wall as Deadpool! |
| 481 | --->'''Fred:''' [[VerbalBackspace Uh, sorry... I thought we were just having fun. I didn't realize, it's was, uh]]--\ |
| 482 | '''Deadpool:''' Ya know, you were, uhm... I gotta say, you were nicer as a kid. |
| 483 | *** Then Fred starts with the lyrics of "How You Remind Me", and [[NotSoAboveItAll he]] and Deadpool end up rocking out together to Nickelback. Also easily counts as a Heartwarming moment. |
| 484 | * The OverlyLongGag of Wade using his censor buzzer [[CensoredForComedy to make it sound like]] Fred's desire to fight Creator/MattDamon is actually him wanting to ''fuck'' him, which is helped ''significantly'' by Fred's dialogue becoming increasingly suggestive over the course of the scene. And once Fred puts together what Wade is doing, he caps it off by asking if Matt had been asking about him. |
| 485 | [[/folder]] |
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