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4* "Traitors Under the Sea."
5** After a lot of deliberation, Buck names his character [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Domique]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQtlAmhwNzI#t=9m17s Near the end of the round]] he tries ''really'' hard to come up with a good PreMortemOneLiner involving his name.
6--->'''Buck:''' I, uh...\
7'''Criken:''' Yes, captain?\
8'''Buck:''' Domique... uh, don't, make... don't... make... make... you don't... this... isn't... the, the drinking room... don't... make... me look like a... liar.\
9'''Criken:''' [holding back laughter] Capt- ''(shotgun blast)''
10* "Deep Sea Menace"
11** Things start off relatively relatively calmly for once, with the most excitement coming from a bit of engine trouble and a quickly dispatched unwanted visitor. The crew is milling about and Tomato [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor mentions he has nothing to really do]]. Immediately afterwards, [[https://youtu.be/NkImZRbgm2s?t=205 all hell breaks loose.]]
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17* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mZfWK7LlxI&list=PLrJ8nFyja94WWr6AQ5SBVJvfCo448pbbo&index=1 Criken and Tomato]] play ''VideoGame/DarkSouls: Remastered'' with the enemies and items completely randomized. Hilarity, and a lot of "You Died," Ensues.
18* The first episode sets the tone when Criken walks out of his cell and ''immediately'' dies, because instead of an oblivious Stray Demon, the Asylum's sealed room is inhabited by a very alert ''Manus'', whose attack clips through the walls.
19-->'''Criken:''' WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I hadn't even walked three steps yet!
20** It gets worse for him as he finds blocking his critical path ''two'' bosses, Stray Demon and Crossbreed Priscilla.
21** And when he decides to check out the New Londo Ruins, what does he find in the place of the despairing hollows? Among assorted basic enemies: Dragonslayer Ornstein, Knight Artorias, Seath the Scaleless, and ''another Stray Demon'', all T-posing since they lack the animations of the non-hostile hollows. [[BeyondTheImpossible Tomato notes there's only a 5% chance of an enemy being replaced with a boss]]
22** [[FromBadToWorse And what's waiting for Criken and Tomato when they finally scramble up to the Undead Burg?]] A [[EliteMook Silver Knight, a Chained Prisoner]] and ''Great Grey Wolf Sif.'' It's around this point that they reset the seed even without their three deaths rule coming into effect because it's just too much.
23** The first enemy Criken and Tomato try to fight properly is some sort of walking, tumorous spike that Tomato thinks is a DLC enemy. Which proceeds to absolutely wreck them, forcing them to reset the seed.
24** [[https://youtu.be/7mZfWK7LlxI?&t=836 Tomato knows how the fight will play out.]]
25--->'''Criken:''' Alright, it's [=2v2!=] Let's show them what we're made of! (''falls to his death'')
26* Throughout the second episode, snippets of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater "Snake Eater"]] play whenever Criken climbs or descends a ladder. Which culminates in [[https://youtu.be/_6QV20xY0PQ?&t=691 a fight on the top of a tower]] that subverts a ThemeMusicPowerUp.
27** [[https://youtu.be/_6QV20xY0PQ?&t=459 "Hello, Humanity!"]]
28--->'''Tomato:''' [[MemeticMutation OHHH MY GOD!! HUMANITY?!]]
29* Episode Three is titled "The Dog Seed" due to the number of canines involved, including the Great Grey Wolf Sif. Who all end up chasing Criken into a boss fight against Chaos Witch Quelaag, where he gets [[https://youtu.be/_nWC9rjno_U?list=PLrJ8nFyja94WWr6AQ5SBVJvfCo448pbbo&t=550 trapped on a ladder]] between a fire-flinging enemy at the top and a rising ocean of lava below him.
30** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nWC9rjno_U&feature=youtu.be&t=602 Sif's drive-by.]]
31* When Criken is hit with Toxic in Episode Four, he and "Father" Tomato tearfully try to make it to the boss before Criken expires, with Tomato tossing his companion some healing items to try to stave off the damage for as long as possible. Then chat points out something.
32-->'''Criken:''' Wait, I have moss? (''checks inventory and cures his poison'') I do, I do!\
33'''Tomato:''' What the fuck? Give me my Humanities back, those are, like, expensive!
34** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNaYhq_0bpw&t=893 "It's fine, this is normal."]]
35* Criken gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlO6uOdoCNA&t=271 the ultimate disrespect.]]
36* We get a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CRy_eFoQc&t=181 "concerning laugh in Tomato"]] due to the totally randomized loot tables.
37-->'''Criken:''' You got ''the Lordvessel?!''\
38'''Tomato:''' I got the Lordvessel off a gargoyle.\
39'''Criken:''' You got the Lordvessel off a two-hit gargoyle.
40** Seath the Scaleless keeps showing up in odd places, first not-flying along the sides of a canyon, then clipping through the walls of a tunnel, and finally by showing up in a ''[[UnintentionallyUnwinnable non-killable form]]'' during the Bell Gargoyle boss fight. And each time, he's accompanied by the [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Bouldergeist's]] boss music.
41** The adventure takes a drastic turn when Criken and Tomato reveal their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CRy_eFoQc&t=831 "glitch in the Matrix,"]] so each of them will be seeing different enemies. For example, Tomato gets his ass kicked by [[FinalBoss Gwyn, Lord of Cinder,]] who Criken sees, and fights, as a T-posing mushroom man.
42* The "glitched" experience leads to some [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZFLLTonjk&t=333 oddities in combat.]]
43-->'''Tomato:''' Ma'am, you need to calm down, you're being hysterical.\
44'''Criken:''' Behind you, right behind you! There's a Dark Void Lord Manus-\
45'''Tomato:''' Ma'am, is that a ra- are you talking about the rat, ma'am?\
46'''Criken:''' No, he's above you - ''ahhh, now he's right next to me!''\
47'''Tomato:''' You mean the rat?\
48'''Criken:''' ''Yes, keep hitting him!'' Oh, you did it!\
49'''Tomato:''' It was a - ma'am, it's just a rat, it's not a "dark lord," it was a rat, ma'am.\
50'''Criken:''' It was a 30,000 souls dark lord-\
51'''Tomato:''' No, ma'am. It was a rat.\
52'''Criken:''' It was a very scary-\
53'''Tomato:''' Help me kill this wizard you have hiding in your closet.\
54'''Criken:''' I don't - what wizard are you talking about?\
55'''Tomato:''' ''Ma'am!''\
56'''Criken:''' It's a snake.\
57'''Tomato:''' The skeleton in your closet just murdered me!
58** After Tomato and Solaire are defeated by the "Bell Gargoyles:"
59--->'''Criken:''' Can I do this? Do I have the ''Dark Souls'' skills?\
60'''[[LemonyNarrator Narrator:]]''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong He didn't.]]
61* Tomato's "OHHH MY GOD!! HUMANITY?!" scream keeps appearing in the PreviouslyOn intro, this time in reaction to Solaire's death last episode.
62** Criken and Tomato are playing under the "Pinwheel Chaos" modifier, where the boss itself isn't randomized, but the copies it makes are. This turns one of the least intimidating bosses in the game into one of the most dangerous, as the duo quickly discover. The first attempt at fighting Pinwheel sees him spawn the ''Centipede Demon'', which proceeds to grab and kill Criken. They're spared further pain and stream derailment when the second attempt summons a Stone Giant, which thankfully for them is spawned in a corner and is too slow to reach them before they kill Pinwheel.
63* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZKzIT69AM&feature=youtu.be&t=324 "Uh, Tomato? I don't think I'm coming back."]]
64** They decide to RP Tomato's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZKzIT69AM&feature=youtu.be&t=831 exit from the game.]]
65* The boys get extremely lucky with the Ceaseless Discharge, as both times they fight it they find a normal enemy instead of a boss. Though Tomato does point out that the walking stick enemy they face the first time has killed them more than anything else.
66** The only thing worse than the words [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVixkXq_L_0&feature=youtu.be&t=510 "Artorias is in Blighttown?"]] ''Two'' Artoriases in Blighttown.
67** Sen's Fortress is made memorable with [[https://youtu.be/pVixkXq_L_0?list=PLrJ8nFyja94WWr6AQ5SBVJvfCo448pbbo&t=583 the addition of a well-placed archer.]]
68* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKAP6t15GE&t=178 Tomato gets so mad.]]
69-->'''Tomato:''' I just killed the Firekeeper. There's no bonfire left here.\
70'''Criken:''' Why would you kill the Firekeeper?\
71'''Tomato:''' 'cause I'm angry and unfortunately you live too far away for me to strangle you with my massive man-hands.
72** Criken, who has somehow made it to Anor Londo without getting a single key item from the RNG, finally gets the Lordvessel... from Gwynevere, as intended.
73--->'''Tomato:''' Yeah, she's keeping it from you.\
74'''Criken:''' [[VictoriasSecretCompartment Where]] could she be hiding it? [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Wink.]]\
75'''Tomato:''' Okay, could you stop being so disgusting?\
76'''Criken:''' Sorry!\
77'''Tomato:''' Like, I've been making a keen effort to not talk about her gigantic-\
78'''Criken:''' ''Oh, she gave me the Lordvessel! She gave me the Lordvessel! She did!''\
79'''Tomato:''' WHAT?! Did you fu- wait, did you somehow- what the fuck?!
80* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LLJvySmVU&feature=youtu.be&t=175 "The Manus and a toilet, best friends."]]
81** Tomato [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LLJvySmVU&t=558 freaks out]] when it's his turn to fight Dark Sun Gwyndolin, only to find that the Pinwheel they're fighting isn't summoning anything, leading him and Criken to feel sorry for the guy.
82** Tomato doesn't have a light source for the Tomb of the Giants, so he's stuck following Criken through the dark, enemy-infested cliffs and ramps.
83--->'''Criken:''' That's kind of a fun bit, kind of a fun joke-\
84'''Tomato:''' It's a lot of ''fun'', having your entire life in Criken's hands, isn't that sort of funny, chat?\
85'''Criken:''' Well, I feel like you would know, that, I would never do anything to willfully harm you. Right?\
86'''Tomato:''' Man, last time we streamed this you pushed me off like the fucking ramparts of Anor Londo while I was walking in a straight line super-slowly-\
87'''Criken:''' Accident.\
88'''Tomato:''' -like, just shoved me-\
89'''Criken:''' Accident. Accident!
90* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5by1lg3YA&t=188 That terrifying moment]] when you're invaded by someone fumbling blindly through the caves.
91-->'''Tomato:''' As a person who also can't see the ground, this is really embarrassing.
92* Episode 14 is titled "Priscilla's Tragedy" because, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9igVqZ6sS2k&t=858 well...]]
93* Criken's time in prison within The Duke's Archives is made more difficult by a Fire Sage attacking through the walls and a player message covering the key to get out.
94** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQp9tzdff4Q&feature=youtu.be&t=439 "Be wary of right."]]
95** Tomato gets pissed when Benji threatens to supplant him as Criken's helper, and especially after he gets pushed off a ledge again.
96--->'''Tomato:''' By the way, Benji's not real.\
97'''Criken:''' He's real, he's right there-\
98'''Tomato:''' Literally never has been. [[CuckooNest You've been in the hospital for the past four years.]]\
99'''Criken:''' Huh?\
100'''Tomato:''' Yeah. I'm your therapist, Mister...\
101'''Criken:''' Mister...?\
102'''Tomato:''' Perry.\
103'''Criken:''' Mister Perry.\
104'''Tomato:''' Mister Perry, that's my name. And, um heads up - I'm sick of you.
105* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUM92nJvW54&feature=youtu.be&list=PLrJ&t=420 "I do want to preface this by saying that perhaps he got bored of waiting, because, ah..."]]
106** Criken decides to change approach.
107--->'''Criken:''' It's time to beef up, Tomato.\
108'''Tomato:''' ...What?\
109'''Criken:''' Put on your beefiest gear.\
110'''Tomato:''' Hang on, hold that thought, I've just been toxic'd.\
111'''Criken:''' Okay.\
112'''Tomato:''' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!\
113'''Criken:''' I'm beefin' up! I'm goin' in there, I'm goin' in there with my beef out, and I'm gonna start swingin'.
114** And then he tries out his "edgy" voice.
115--->'''Tomato:''' Can you clear your fucking throat, it's disgusting.\
116'''Criken:''' ''C'mon. Let's get a move on.''\
117'''Tomato:''' Jesus Christ, you just have a, it's like, phlegm. It's just like tons of phlegm. Just cough once and you'll be good.
118* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TukThwmL6Nw&t=253 "That's a fast tree! That's a fast tree! What the fuck?!"]]
119** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TukThwmL6Nw&t=453 Tomato gives himself a dragon-y makeover,]] which quickly goes to uncomfortable places.
120--->'''Criken:''' You've become a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom scaly!]]\
121(''beat'')\
122'''Tomato:''' No, a dragon, I got the dragon - ''I hate you so much''. You ruined it.\
123'''Criken:''' I'm happy for you, dude. I'm glad you embraced your true self.\
124'''Tomato:''' (''runs to the edge of a cliff'') [[DrivenToSuicide I'll do it.]] Take it back, say I'm a cool dragon. My name is - my name is ''Firewing''.\
125'''Criken:''' You're a cool dragon named Firewing.\
126'''Tomato:''' Yeah. ''Hell'' yeah. (''cracks up'')\
127'''Criken:''' (''laughing'') "Take it back! Say my new dragon persona!"
128** And then Criken [[https://youtu.be/TukThwmL6Nw?&t=701 gets in on it too]] when he finds his own Dragon Head Stone.
129--->'''Criken:''' (''"edgy" voice'') ''You can call me Shadow Wing.''\
130(''beat'')\
131'''Tomato:''' I hate - (''laughs'') I just violently cringed, at the concept I was about to again bring up "Firewing," or whatever the fuck- (''laughs'') I just felt physically ill at the concept that we may even ''humor'' the idea of that RP. Let's just get to the Bed [of Chaos] and claim our souls, yeah?\
132'''Criken:''' ''You wanna get to the bed so fast, Firewing? [[HoYay I thought at least we'd have a little bit of foreplay.]]''\
133'''Tomato:''' STOP! (''gags'')
134*** During the second run through the area, Tomato claims he's feeling "cringe aftershocks" remembering what was said during the first run.
135* Episode 18 takes a dramatic turn when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06m4KcTXbf4&t=232 Criken gets infested with parasites.]]
136-->'''Criken:''' I think Shadow Wing pregnate!\
137'''Tomato:''' ...''What the fu-'' I hate that-\
138'''Criken:''' Shadow Wing pregnate with worm!\
139'''Tomato:''' I don't like how you pronounce pregnate - now you [[GotMeDoingIt got me saying-]] (''cracks up'') No!
140** Tomato is reluctant to accept "The Deep Lore" promised in the episode title
141--->'''Tomato:''' I hate that you are now literally writing my character that's just named Tomato in this game-\
142'''Criken:''' Tomato is Edwad's grandfather!\
143'''Tomato:''' I don't want... please don't, please don't write me into your branding. [...] I'm actually begging you.\
144'''Criken:''' I don't know, I didn't - I don't actually write the lore, dude, I just analyze it, like Vaati.\
145'''Tomato:''' (''laughing'') Imagine laying out such a cop-out!
146* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSqnfLdNU-I&t=301 Kalameet the suicidal rodent.]]
147** When facing the Four Kings, first Tomato and Criken fight some sort of slime, maybe, an invisible Centipede Demon, a Minotaur, and a dead mushroom. Then for Criken's run, they face down an immobilized Kalameet, an invisible Gwyn, Seath the Scaleless, and... another dead mushroom.
148* For the grand finale, Tomato sets it so that there will be nothing but bosses on the way to the final boss room, which will contain a final enemy. And he insists on hacking his way through everything.
149-->'''Criken:''' We have to go!\
150'''Tomato:''' "Go?!" We ''battle'', Criken!\
151'''Criken:''' We're gonna kill all of them?!\
152'''Tomato:''' Anything that gets in our way! This is to prove to everyone that we're the best! (''beat'') Until we are forced to run, because we are cowards at the end.
153** The dramatic action music [[https://youtu.be/L_OyU8G8_vE?&t=729 suddenly cuts off.]]
154--->'''Tomato:''' At the very end of the game, Criken cannot help but embarrass himself in front of everyone. (starts to break down laughing)
155** At the door to the final boss room, Tomato suggests they stop and "reminisce about our journey together."
156--->'''Criken:''' (''as the "OH MY GOD, HUMANITY?!" clip plays'') Man... we've been through quite a lot, haven't we, Tomato?\
157'''Tomato:''' Alright, that's enough, let's go.\
158'''Criken:''' Alright.
159** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OyU8G8_vE&feature=youtu.be&t=932 The final boss is anticlimactic but appropriate.]]
160--->'''Criken:''' ''Of course it's [[BookEnds him!]] Of course it's fucking him!''\
161'''Tomato:''' This is permadeath, dude! This ''fucking guy'', after all this, I ''knew'' he was evil!
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165* Criken, [=Bedbananas=], and [=VaatiVidya=] [[https://youtu.be/LzWWoG0C1ns?list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm take on]] ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsIII'' as Edwad Emberpants, 100% CINDER SUN, and Gwyn's Firstborn.
166* In the very first episode, the other players underestimate Criken's skills as he faces the WakeUpCallBoss alone.
167-->'''Criken:''' Yep. First time, the legend... Edwad.\
168'''Bedbananas:''' Goodbye, Edwad.\
169'''Criken:''' No, I did it, I killed him. My pants are ember now.\
170'''Bedbananas:''' Don't worry, you'll respawn.\
171'''Criken:''' No, I'm alive.\
172'''Bedbananas:''' You gotta pick up your souls again, if you die you'll lose them.\
173'''Criken:''' You don't understand!\
174'''Vaati:''' He's actually a pretty easy boss.\
175'''Criken:''' I know, I beat him!
176** The others don't approve of Criken's Edwad voice.
177--->'''Bedbananas:''' I hate Edwad and I haven't even met him.
178** Edwad and Gwyn's Firsborn meet for the first time.
179--->'''Vaati:''' Oh... my... fucking... god.\
180'''Criken:''' I'm Edwad!\
181'''Vaati:''' Emberpants, huh? [[{{Gonk}} Do you want a helmet, maybe?]]
182** It takes Criken a minute to realize the mimic helmet Vaati gave him is slowly killing him.
183** "Mark one down for the Sun Bros!"
184--->'''Vaati:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm gonna need a lot of alcohol for this.]]
185** The "Sun Bros" are having trouble accepting their places in the quest.
186--->'''Bedbananas:''' I feel like we're two, like, chosen warriors-\
187'''Vaati:''' No, it's more like, "You think ''this'' is the chosen one?"\
188'''Criken:''' It's like you guys were sent, like, by the sunlight gods, like, [[EscortMission "You must carry aforth Edwad to the final flame!"]] (''Edwad voice'') So where we headin' now?\
189'''Vaati:''' Ugh...\
190(''Vaati and Bedbananas simultaneously turn away'')
191** Someone's clearly reconsidering their life choices.
192--->'''Criken:''' Whaddya do for fun, anyway, in the Warriors of Sunlight?\
193'''Vaati:''' This shit, apparently.
194* In Episode Two, Edward's AttentionDeficitOohShiny is well-established.
195-->'''Criken:''' What's over here? (''runs down a side path'')\
196'''Vaati:''' (''panicking'') He's gone! Bed! He's gone, I can't find him, I don't know where he is!
197** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIPQ2HogxyU&t=288 Elevator antics and raining undead.]]
198--->'''Bedbananas:''' Edwad's like [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass a master killer]], but it only happens when none of us can witness it.
199** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIPQ2HogxyU&t=346 The first of many unnecessarily long partings.]]
200--->'''Vaati:''' How much beer do you have left?\
201'''Bedbananas:''' Like, a quarter.\
202'''Vaati:''' Drink it. Now.
203** [[https://youtu.be/KIPQ2HogxyU?list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm&t=505 More elevator antics and raining undead.]]
204* Criken's weirded out by his gargoyle flight.
205-->'''Criken:''' If only there was a lore explanation for that...\
206'''Vaati:''' ...Oh, that's my cue?\
207'''Bedbananas:''' Yeah.\
208'''Vaati:''' The gargoyles are servants of the, um, gods-\
209'''Criken:''' Great!\
210'''Vaati:''' -and they're out there-\
211'''Criken:''' That's all I need!\
212'''Vaati:''' No, there's more, though.\
213'''Criken:''' That's okay.\
214'''Bedbananas:''' Nah, it's fine.\
215'''Vaati:''' I mean, I can make a video about this if you'd like.\
216'''Criken:''' No.\
217'''Vaati:''' No, but it's interesting, they take you down instead of up-\
218'''Criken:''' That's okay.\
219'''Vaati:''' -and that's symbolic of how-\
220'''Criken:''' [[PlayTheGameSkipTheStory I just wanna play the game.]]\
221'''Vaati:''' [[SeriousBusiness This]] ''[[SeriousBusiness is]]'' [[SeriousBusiness the game!]]
222** [[https://youtu.be/9PymesX3LjA?&t=154 Edwad is beautiful.]]
223--->'''Vaati:''' Edward, take it off.\
224'''Criken:''' Oooh, you want me to take it off~?\
225'''Vaati:''' ''Not all of it!''
226** [[https://youtu.be/9PymesX3LjA?&t=321 The first of many transformations.]]
227--->'''Vaati:''' You can't stay like that forever, okay? We're about to fight a boss.\
228'''Bedbananas:''' I dunno, he's really slow so he's really easy to keep track of.\
229'''Vaati:''' Actually yeah, that's a good point.
230** [[https://youtu.be/9PymesX3LjA?&t=443 Edwad accidentally infiltrates an enemy column.]]
231** [[https://youtu.be/9PymesX3LjA?&t=507 Edwad and Cindersun fuse.]]
232* Edwad spends most of Episode Four being invaded, but he and the Sun Bros decide upon [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l2tJAkTkyI&t=626 a cunning, ladder-based strategy for victory.]]
233* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqp2dR2k3c&t=184 Bed is consumed by dark magic.]]
234** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqp2dR2k3c&t=234 Bedbananas takes over a cult. Edwad does not.]]
235** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqp2dR2k3c&feature=youtu.be&t=414 "Why don't you recite the lore, while you're at it?"]]
236* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC523ezFOYE&t=191 The box whispers to the Chosen One.]]
237** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC523ezFOYE&t=323 A Chameleon ambush doesn't quite go to plan.]]
238** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC523ezFOYE&&t=407 Bedbananas gets to solo a Stray Demon. Twice!]]
239* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q3nQSii3E&t=262 "Quick, Vaati, the lore!"]]
240-->'''Vaati:''' Uh, this is the blood of the old wolf Sif, and it's going back and forcing them to fight over and over again, but now we killed them and-\
241'''Bedbananas:''' Okay!\
242'''Criken:''' Enough, enough! [[MySkullRunnethOver You're making my brain hurt.]]
243** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q3nQSii3E&t=383 Edwad has become a monster.]]
244--->'''Vaati:''' I mean, honestly, it's not much worse than it was, so I'm really surprised this is actually affecting you.\
245'''Criken:''' (''runs off crying'')
246** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q3nQSii3E&feature=youtu.be&t=566 The Lore Quiz]], aka Vaati's Revenge.
247--->'''Vaati:''' Was Vordt of the Boreal Valley a boar, a dog, or an elephant?\
248'''Criken:''' Little bit of both.
249** [[StopHavingFunGuys "Like, if you don't know the lore, you don't deserve to play, in my opinion."]]
250* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvKB8RML2L8&t=320 The forbidden love between the Chosen and his warrior.]]
251** Criken spends about a minute freaking out about a giant SandWorm in his path, while an unconcerned Vaati and Bedbananas talk armor in the background.
252** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvKB8RML2L8&t=664 Vaati proves his loyalty.]]
253* For Part 9, Edwad and the Sun Bros [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKwDlO0OU8&t=91 are joined by Tomato]], who has a similar first reaction to Edwad as the others.
254-->'''Criken:''' Look how fat you are, you're like a little meatball!\
255'''Tomato:''' So this is the guy? The Chosen One?\
256'''Criken:''' That's me, hi, I'm Edwad! At yer service!\
257'''Tomato:''' ...I can't. I, I can't. I got- I'm gonna go
258** The journey reaches a milestone when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKwDlO0OU8&feature=youtu.be&t=184 Edwad gains access to the Chameleon spell.]]
259** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKwDlO0OU8&t=355 Fighting around an elevator ends in "edwad_death01.wav"]]
260** [[https://youtu.be/ToKwDlO0OU8?list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm&t=660 "You, uh, come here often? ...Want some of my ice cream?"]]
261** The episode marks [[https://youtu.be/ToKwDlO0OU8?list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm&t=753 the debut]] of the series' OnTheNext outro, to mixed reception
262--->'''Tomato:''' Dude, I'm unsubscribing.
263* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s68vfBuFcA&t=128 The PvP potential of Chameleon.]]
264-->'''Vaati:''' Oh shit, a dead end! What am I going to do? Fuck, maybe it's an illusory wall - ''get 'em, boys''.
265** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s68vfBuFcA&t=282 Vaati has to come up with lore for a chair.]]
266--->'''Vaati:''' I need a script.\
267'''Criken:''' Oh, okay. The truth comes out.\
268'''Bedbananas:''' Your videos are scripted?!\
269'''Vaati:''' (''jumps off cliff'')
270** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s68vfBuFcA&t=548 Bedbananas isn't crazy.]]
271** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s68vfBuFcA&t=630 A friendly enemy gets everyone headbanging.]]
272* [[https://youtu.be/RHkqjg9fBOQ?&t=42 "Guys, Bed's trying to peer pressure me into killing myself. Again."]]
273** [[https://youtu.be/RHkqjg9fBOQ?&t=298 "Why der always mimies? Der all mimips!"]]
274** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHkqjg9fBOQ&t=339 An obnoxious invader is edited out of the video.]]
275** To defeat Yhorm the Giant, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHkqjg9fBOQ&&t=492 Edwad has to read the lore for once.]]
276--->'''Criken:''' "Most effective when facing giants," oh. Is Yhorm the Giant considered to be a giant?\
277'''Tomato:''' ...That's up in the air.
278** "Man, that was fun, guys! Tune in next time for Edwad {{and the rest}}!"
279--->'''Vaati:''' "The rest?!" What the fuck?!\
280'''Criken:''' What wacky adventures will Edwad and ''the others'' get into next time?\
281'''Tomato:''' Isn't this the end of my, like, canon? Like I'm pretty sure this is the end of my-\
282'''Criken:''' Will Meatball ever return, or will he return to the darkness?\
283'''Tomato:''' I don't ''want'' to come back, if that's all you gave me for my out.\
284'''Criken:''' Meatball! Wa-oh! Oopsie!\
285'''Tomato:''' I stayed up until 3 AM for that.\
286'''Criken:''' (''breaks character'') I'm sorry.
287* Vaati gets into character for the start of Part 12.
288-->'''Vaati:''' Lore lore lore lore...
289** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WghcfJdephk&feature=youtu.be&t=107 "You wanna spankin'? Aw, yeah, you wanna spankin'. Wanna spankin' little dirty boy? Want Edwad to brand ya, make you his Chosen Bitch?"]]
290--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Subtitles]]:''' ''[[{{Squick}} why]]''
291** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WghcfJdephk&feature=youtu.be&t=224 Statues feast on the fallen.]]
292** Vaati's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WghcfJdephk&t=451 favorite moment]] comes with the invisible bridge and rotating tower, where the Chosen One is carried off to face an invader alone.
293* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vjNSSeZ0Y&t=62 Wait, we need to walk down this dramatically.]]
294-->''We're the Warriors / of Sunlight / [[AndZoidberg and Moose]]"
295** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vjNSSeZ0Y&t=255 "There's a bit of trash over here."]]
296** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vjNSSeZ0Y&t=331 Vaati gets hit with such a savage burn that he leaves the game.]] To try to make it up to him, Criken and Bedbananas ask about the boss' backstory, as heartwarming music swells.
297--->'''Vaati:''' Do you mean that?\
298'''Criken:''' Yeah.\
299'''Vaati:''' You won't make fun of me?\
300'''Criken:''' No.\
301'''Vaati:''' Even if I get something wrong?\
302'''Criken:''' You won't get it wrong.\
303'''Vaati:''' Even if I, even if there's so much pressure on me, being the lore guy, that sometimes I make mistakes?\
304'''Criken:''' That's not, that can't happen.\
305'''Bedbananas:''' That's not how it works!\
306'''Criken:''' If ''you'' can get it wrong, then who's gonna get it right?\
307'''Vaati:''' Really? ...Okay, so Aldrich-\
308(''JumpCut'')\
309'''Vaati:''' Anyway, that's the, that's Aldrich.\
310'''Criken:''' Nice.
311** Edwad trails off into gibberish when giving the outro, which causes the text on the screen to do so as well.
312* [[InstantlyProvenWrong "This guy's not hurting anyone, he's just jinglin', leave him alone."]]
313** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeNej9ZEtU&t=136 A surprisingly effective hiding spot.]]
314** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeNej9ZEtU&t=325 Criken belatedly notices what's in the sky.]]
315** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeNej9ZEtU&feature=youtu.be&t=462 An invader gets promoted to "New Vaati."]]
316** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeNej9ZEtU&t=604 Plunging attacks.]]
317--->'''Bedbananas:''' When your editor goes to, um... edit this, put some pretty cool music behind it.\
318'''Criken:''' Okay.\
319'''[[FunWithSubtitles Subtitles]]:''' Sure, here. :|\
320(''cue the ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'' [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand E-Rank result music]]'')
321** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeNej9ZEtU&t=785 NeoCranium is getting tired of Edwad's outros.]]
322* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLYBONAcL8 Part 15]] starts with the revelation that Vaati got banned for using cheats to get camera angles for his lore videos.
323-->'''Criken:''' Neo, are you hearing this? Edit that in! Bold it! Text: green! Highlighted! Yellow outline! Overglow! ''End his career... NOW''.\
324(''[=VaatiVidya's YouTube=] page dissolves into static'')
325** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLYBONAcL8&t=232 Criken and Bedbananas demand to know the background for Oceiros,]] but for once Vaati doesn't have anything.
326--->'''Bedbananas:''' Lore?\
327'''Criken:''' Lore!\
328'''Vaati:''' Yep, it's there.\
329'''Criken:''' It's there! You heard it here first, folks, it's there.\
330'''Vaati:''' So what if I haven't fuckin' scripted his video yet? You expect me to know everything?
331** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLYBONAcL8&t=370 Criken and Vaati discuss the ramifications of killing a non-hostile enemy.]]
332--->'''Criken:''' Would it be immoral if I killed dem when they dinnit register I was an emmeny?\
333'''Vaati:''' Yes?\
334(''Criken kills the Cathedral Knight, which slumps to its knees and [[WhatTheHellPlayer looks at him]] before dying'')
335** Vaati and Bedbananas are terrified of Criken's new "ninja hat," which draws attention to his bulging, unblinking eyes.
336** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLYBONAcL8&t=592 The boys play emote chicken to see who is the true Chosen One.]]
337** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLYBONAcL8&t=801 The outro]] becomes a remix of Music/{{MIA}}'s "Paper Planes."
338* At Archdragon Peak, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnv00z_mQ_Y&t=120 Vaati is reunited with his dad.]]
339** Neo marks [[https://youtu.be/Nnv00z_mQ_Y?&t=395 edwad_cheer_01.wav, edwad_cheer_02.wav,]] [[https://youtu.be/Nnv00z_mQ_Y?t=440 edwad_death02.wav and cinder_cry01.wav]]
340** [[https://youtu.be/Nnv00z_mQ_Y?&t=531 As Bedbananas and Vaati squabble, danger approaches...]]
341** [[https://youtu.be/Nnv00z_mQ_Y?&t=777 Vaati is given a Chameleon puzzle.]]
342* ARareSentence from Vaati:
343-->'''Vaati:''' Don't say "what's the lore on that?", I'm sick of it.\
344'''Bedbananas:''' You're sick of ''lore?''\
345'''Criken:''' You heard it here first, folks-\
346'''Bedbananas:''' Oh my ''Vaati!''\
347'''Vaati:''' Edit that out.
348** The Warriors of Sunlight [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DueUQwuUI&t=68 try to adopt]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DueUQwuUI&t=230 some pet rocks.]]
349** Vaati is baffled when he's summoned in to find Edwad next to a dragon corpse.
350--->'''Vaati:''' You killed this guy?\
351'''Criken:''' Yah.\
352'''Vaati:''' Wait, what? When?\
353'''Criken:''' When I was waitin' for ya.\
354(''long beat as Vaati processes this'')\
355'''Vaati:''' That...\
356'''Criken:''' It wasn't that hard.\
357'''Vaati:''' It's so weird, like, when you're alone, you do things I don't think you can do.
358** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DueUQwuUI&t=698 The last seconds of the fight against the Nameless King]] leaves Criken and Vaati [[OrgasmicCombat gasping for breath after urging each other on.]]
359--->'''Bedbananas:''' Jesus, sounded like you two were having sex from my end.
360* When it's Bedbananas' turn to fight the Nameless King, Vaati calls attention to the mid-battle cutscene.
361-->'''Vaati:''' Look at his hand shake, when he goes to [[ShootTheDog stab him]], it's like, ''[[TearJerker/DarkSoulsIII awwwww...]]''\
362'''Criken:''' [[OccamsRazor I think that's just bad animation.]]\
363'''Vaati:''' ''No!''
364** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=208 Edwad chugs the mist door.]]
365** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=262 Criken and Bedbananas' gargoyle lovefest.]]
366--->'''Bedbananas:''' Vaati, come back. There's plenty of room~\
367'''Vaati:''' You want me to watch?\
368'''Bedbananas:''' I want you to do more than watch~\
369'''Criken:''' Recite our ''lore''... Recite it!\
370'''Vaati:''' (''backs into a corner, hyperventilating in panic'') No!\
371'''Criken:''' Where did we come from?! What's our story?!
372** Which is followed by Criken the Gargoyle and Bedbananas the Bookstand's lore lesson.
373--->'''Criken:''' This lesson is about ''lore''.\
374'''Vaati:''' Mmm-hmm.\
375'''Criken:''' Chapter one: there is no lore.\
376'''Vaati:''' ''[[BerserkButton That's a lie!]]''\
377'''Criken:''' End of chapter.\
378'''Vaati:''' What about chapter two?\
379'''Criken:''' There is no chapter two.
380** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=373 emberpants_abomination_breathing.wav]]
381** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&feature=youtu.be&t=404 Criken and Vaati get a facefull of Bedbananas' hot wax.]]
382--->'''Criken:''' [[VisualInnuendo I have nothing to say to that.]]
383** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=509 Which leads to a bizarre ritual where two invaders are forced to dunk their heads through Bedbananas' pelvis.]]
384** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=630 The episode ends with everyone garg-ing out.]]
385* The boys spend as much of Part 19 in gargyole form as possible, [[NotSoAboveItAll even Vaati.]]
386** "This's the last episode, right?"
387--->'''Criken:''' Hopefully. [-I'm fuckin' sick of you two.-]
388** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEjFhApJ14&t=543 Bedbananas finds his true calling, leaving to a Quad Garg moment.]]
389** Vaati points out that since his channel is host to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-xLHUfmSw "Hollow"]] song Criken keeps singing, he could theoretically copyright claim this video. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEjFhApJ14&t=760 Sure enough...]]
390** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEjFhApJ14&t=774 Vaati gets an invader to move.]]
391--->'''Criken:''' You know, sometimes I really wonder if you're [[GoodAngelBadAngel the nice garg or the mean garv.]] I mean garg.
392** Neo's not the only one getting sick of Edwad's outros.
393--->'''Criken:''' I guess this is the end, huh?\
394'''Vaati:''' Don't.\
395'''Criken:''' That... can only mean one thing...\
396'''Vaati:''' Don't, please.\
397'''Criken:''' YA'LL SHOULD LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE LATEST EDWAD VIDEO!! (''devolves into gibberish'')
398* Criken spends a few minutes [[https://youtu.be/vnOkHZV9lOA?&t=68 deciding which crown to wear]] into the game's ending.
399** Edwad's pleased when the Fire Keeper refers to him as the "true heir."
400--->'''Criken:''' They said it! I'm da true hair! You heard that first, fer me, Vaabi? That's ME!\
401'''Bedbananas:''' I'm watching it too, you little bitch!\
402(''beat'')\
403'''Criken:''' I'm a hair!\
404'''Bedbananas:''' It says ''I'm'' the true heir!\
405'''Criken:''' ''I'm'' the hair!\
406'''Vaati:''' No, I am!
407** Even on the final walk to the final boss, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOkHZV9lOA&t=389 Chameleon shennanigans.]]
408** "Can we pretend this is the first time we're fighting him, so everyone thinks we're good?"
409--->'''Criken:''' Alright, ready for Round Two? ...I mean Round ''One'', we didn't lose yet.
410** "It's up to Edwad... it's ''always'' been up to Edwad... really, if you look at the footage, never was anyone of any help... it was just Edwad!"
411** "This is it! It's only fitting we do this together like I was saying before! I couldn't have done it without you folks!"
412** How is [[TheCorrupter Bedbananas]] able to convince Edwad to reject his destiny?
413--->'''Vaati:''' You're Edwad Emberpants, the pants that were ''chosen'' to link the fire!\
414'''Bedbananas:''' Tch! You're just gonna listen to what somebody's tellin' you to do?\
415'''Criken:''' No...\
416'''Bedbananas:''' Do the opposite!\
417'''Criken:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Okay.]]
418** For the season's last outro:
419--->'''Criken:''' That's right, Edwad Emberhands!\
420'''Vaati:''' (''snerk'') You got his name wrong at the end.\
421'''Criken:''' Gah, fuck, you're right!
422* Edwad's passage to the Painted World of Ariandel is described as "he got me with his toilet paper."
423** Vaati's return.
424--->'''Criken:''' What's the lore here?\
425'''Vaati:''' (''[[FunWithSubtitles Vaati inhale, Vaati sigh]]'')
426** Vaati's already using the DLC's new lash weapon to flagellate himself.
427--->'''Vaati:''' I'm punishing myself. You know why? ''Because you didn't fucking link the fire at the end!''
428** "People are saying this DLC is six hours long... [[TheLoad Not with Edwad."]]
429** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XZ3FBzZM30&t=680 A giant wolf glitches out. Or does it?]]
430* The next time they fight the giant wolf, it disappears mid-fight.
431-->'''Criken:''' Did we, did we kill him? Or...?\
432'''Vaati:''' I think he fell into the cliff? And bugged out?\
433'''Criken:''' ''What the hell is wrong with this wolf?!''
434** The boys decide to treat an icy slope as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=391 a slide]], with [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 appropriate music.]] Which is revisted [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=520 later]] when Vaati must retake the route.
435** About half the episode involves [[https://youtu.be/60m2-FXY14Q?list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm&t=422 hijinks on]] [[https://youtu.be/60m2-FXY14Q?&t=644 a rope bridge.]]
436** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=586 The boys have a Hollow moment]] until an invader [[MomentKiller kills it.]] And then Criken's controller gets disconnected so he walks off a ledge.
437* [[https://youtu.be/p-QnjBTnntc?&t=37 Bedbananas found something.]]
438** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-QnjBTnntc&t=477 Vaati likes it when Edwad reads lore to him.]]
439** Vaati breaks down in tears after being stuck trying to clear the same village for three hours.
440* "Wow, I just got an intense headache from doing [[{{Kiai}} that noise.]]"
441-->'''Vaati:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Hmm, me too, that's weird.]]
442** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v_S34pbwto&t=189 The game devs anticipated lumberjack-based trolling.]]
443** The heroes [[https://youtu.be/0v_S34pbwto?&t=382 sic a cellar full of monsters on an invader.]] When they return later, they find that [[https://youtu.be/0v_S34pbwto?&t=478 Kiwi killed everything.]]
444** [[https://youtu.be/0v_S34pbwto?&t=461 The corrupting crate returns.]]
445--->'''Vaati:''' I'm on to you, box.
446* [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=34 "Wait, how high do you think you can fall off from, and live?"]]
447-->'''Bedbananas:''' You're terrible, Vaati.\
448'''Vaati:''' Fuckin' hell...\
449'''Bedbananas:''' ''You'' did that. You did that!\
450'''Vaati:''' How many times have we died?\
451'''Bedbananas:''' You ''know'' he's impressionable!
452** [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=193 Rating the friendliness of an invader.]]
453** [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=255 When Vaati goes AFK, the others go "dark mode."]]
454** [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=472 The Edwad Emberpants Rap.]]
455* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3J7m7dYVmk&t=199 Sister Freide kills Edwad]] so hard that the series ends prematurely.
456-->'''Criken:''' Hope you guys liked watching! Edwad's canceled, 'bye! (''explodes'')
457** "If I turn around and you're a f- whoa, you can turn into the stool!"
458** After the first phase ends, and Father Ariandel has his destructive {{Freak Out}}:
459--->'''Criken:''' He ''does'' seem to be upset, but surely talking, as always, will be a solution, if we can put aside our differences... aaand [[BackFromTheDead she's also alive]]... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck okaaay.]]
460** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3J7m7dYVmk&t=486 "Vaati tricked us! Vaati tricked us!"]]
461* When [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg the adventures continue]] for the last DLC, Criken botches the intro.
462-->'''Criken:''' Yeah! And I'm playin' with my buddies [[ThirdPersonPerson Edwad]] and [[FusionDance Gwymbersun!]]
463** Vaati [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=196 admits]] that invaders make him insecure, since he's worried they'll take his place on the Sun Bros. [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=716 Criken later proves Vaati right.]]
464** [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=387 An attempt to shield the Chosen One doesn't really work.]]
465--->'''Vaati:''' These things fucking suck!
466** Criken accidentally revealed his game password in the stream, so the group [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=898 is eventually joined by "Fake Vaati,"]] along with a host of other oddballs including Bedbananas' "lore wife."
467* Vaati's annoyed that despite all their singing, neither Criken nor Bedbananas actually know the lyrics to "Hollow."
468** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg&t=34 "It was a fuckin' Nordic!"]]
469** They're eventually [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg&t=170 invaded by Ganondorf]], who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg&t=230 Criken and Bedbananas]] fight to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime the appropriate music and sound effects.]]
470** Other invaders, and even Criken, start dressing up as Vaati.
471--->'''Vaati:''' I've spent like twenty-eight episodes curating this identity... like, different personality-\
472'''Criken:''' I'm Vaati too! What'd'you think, Bed? [=CinderSun=], does this look like Vaati?\
473'''Vaati:''' ''No! That's not the right helmet!''
474** "Why are all my friends gone? Who are these new friends, and why are they naked?"
475** [[KleptomaniacHero "He just sees the shiny shit on the ground, and he's like 'I need that, now!'"]]
476* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=26 Edwad the socially-conscious.]]
477** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=67 Gimpwad.]]
478** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=235 Chameleon suicide games.]]
479** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=274 An invader named Angry Dad]] leads to what Vaati calls "a secret bit of Edwad lore."
480--->'''Vaati:''' Fascinating, I have to write this down...
481** Vaati points something out during the fight against the two demons.
482--->'''Vaati:''' We're in a hectic boss fight right now, but if you look around, you're actually in the ruins of the Firelink Shrine from ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''-\
483'''[[FunWithSubtitles Subtitles:]]''' [[BlahBlahBlah lore lore lore lore lore]]
484** The chat is stunned [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=661 when Vaati two-shots the Demon Prince]], after a GoodBadBug resulting from finishing off the boss' previous form with a riposte.
485* The guys spend all of Part 30 (and hours of stream time) struggling across the bridge covered in ghost archers. At the start of Part 31, Criken meets a non-hostile NPC around the corner from the bridge, picks a fight, and ends up falling off a cliff... [[HereWeGoAgain and respawns back on the bridge, with all the ghost archers revived.]]
486** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6jTlyDDdM&t=321 Edwad the pokemon.]]
487** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6jTlyDDdM&t=364 The Lore Door.]]
488* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ygBHsrkpU&t=81 Bedbananas gets invaded by a hacker.]]
489-->'''Bedbananas:''' How do we go back to normalcy after that?\
490'''Vaati:''' I'm a bit shaken up, honestly.
491** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ygBHsrkpU&t=400 Another hacker seems friendly, but...]]
492** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ygBHsrkpU&t=1023 One last treasure chest.]]
493--->'''Vaati:''' I ''knew'' it was there, but I was like, "Surely he's learned by now, this can be the final test."
494* At the start of Part 33, Edwad is joined by 100% CINDERSUN and [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain "Punished Gwyn,"]] because Vaati got banned again. To make matters worse, another Fake Vaati invades the stream.
495-->'''Vaati:''' It's the ultimate "fuck you." Like, my account gets banned, and he takes my former identity.
496** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDN-YyyMV4Q&t=530 Edwad charms the last Mimic, and tries to loot it since it's friendly.]]
497** Since Edwad gets a new witch outfit, Criken spends the episode allegedly talking like [[Franchise/HarryPotter Professor McGonagall]]. Vaati wants to be Hermione, but is consigned to Ron Weasley.
498* [[https://youtu.be/2spWs5KKJ7E?&t=171 More Chameleon fun.]]
499-->'''Vaati:''' We haven't done this in a while-\
500'''Criken:''' This feels nice, just a couple of, the Three Pot-amigos!
501** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2spWs5KKJ7E&t=216 "Make sure you take the ladder, don't just-"]]
502** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2spWs5KKJ7E&t=253 A change in clothes results in the great Edwado.]]
503* Vaati's back in his proper account, and is imagining a spinoff series where his character argues in court against Creator/FromSoftware.
504** During the forced [=PvP=] section for the "Spear of the Church" fight:
505--->'''Criken:''' I feel like this is symbolic, like we're being beaten by our own viewers, in a way.
506** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9CmpsGH3QE&t=211 Edwad and Vaati playing catch.]]
507--->'''Vaati:''' (''cheerfully'') I'm using all my mana for this!
508** Vaati points out the horror of Edwad meeting Princess Filianore.
509--->'''Vaati:''' She's been there, since the dawn of time, and her father said "I'll come back for you one day, you know, and when you wake up, you'll see me, and you'll have preserved the world." So she looks up from her endless slumber... and guess [[{{Gonk}} who]] she sees?\
510'''Criken:''' No! That's AFateWorseThanDeath!
511** And then Criken's immediately summoned to another player's world as a Spear of the Church, which is just as bad.
512--->'''Vaati:''' (''laughing'') Can you imagine just playing this game seriously, like, you've got this lore for your character, you're really immersed, and then you're met with this?\
513'''Criken:''' (''running around in a loincloth'') Waaaaah! No one messes with Wad-Wad! Boss-wad! Dead! Take it out, Sarah, taking out the trash! I've seen things that you can't imagine, like an egg, that I touched!
514** When Bedbananas reaches the ashen wasteland at the end of the DLC, he announces "I'm gonna go freakin' nuts since we're stuck out here until we run out of food and die."
515** After Criken kills a mortally-wounded Pygmy.
516--->'''Vaati:''' Oh... sometimes I wonder whether Edwad's the good guy.\
517'''Criken:''' 'course I am, [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality I'm the protagonist.]]\
518'''Bedbananas:''' Yeah, he's good, Vaati, what are you talking about?\
519'''Vaati:''' Did you...\
520'''Bedbananas:''' Good job, Edwad!\
521'''Criken:''' Thank you.\
522'''Vaati:''' You encourage him, so much.
523** [[https://youtu.be/h9CmpsGH3QE?t=572 "Do you sometimes feel like we don't take this seriously enough?"]]
524* To prep for the battle against [[ClimaxBoss Slave Knight Gael]], Vaati insists on reciting the lore for the character. Which leads to the Sun Bros running across an ashen wasteland, pursued by a bloodthirsty berserker chasing them on all fours, while Vaati tells Gael's backstory.
525-->'''Bedbananas:''' Why is he running like a monkey?\
526'''Vaati:''' ...They don't, there's no item description for that. We have to fight now, go! Now we have the lore on our side!\
527'''Criken:''' (''stands and watches the others fight'')\
528'''Vaati:''' Edwad? I think I overwhelmed Edwad-\
529'''Criken:''' I'm just tryin' to digest everything-\
530'''Vaati:''' -doesn't have the intellectual capacity-\
531'''Criken:''' So wait, he's... he's the paint?
532** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO-kno541U&t=294 The boys eventually figure out they can stun-lock Gael through the Boulder Heave spell.]]
533** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO-kno541U&&t=454 Then they discover that he's also vulnerable to poison.]]
534--->'''Vaati:''' This is like the epitome of drawing out the series.
535** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO-kno541U&t=566 Turns out Gael can teleport.]]
536** [[https://youtu.be/bsO-kno541U?t=745 Snap Freeze isn't as effective, though.]]
537--->'''Criken:''' He hates the cold!\
538'''Vaati:''' You can't just keep saying that as if it's true!\
539'''Bedbananas:''' He hates it!\
540'''Criken:''' He hates it!\
541'''Vaati:''' ''I'' hate ''dying!''
542** After ''finally'' defeating Slave Knight Gael, Criken gives the Painter the Blood of the Dark Soul so she can create a whole new world... then gets tired of her lore dump and attacks her while the outro music plays.
543--->'''Criken:''' Look, I'm painting with ''your'' blood now. End of scene! End of scene! End of-\
544(''the music cuts off as the Painter dies'')\
545'''Criken:''' Wait, Vaati, what happens if I kill her?\
546'''Vaati:''' Uh, don't?
547** Vaati gives an epilogue wrapping up the series nicely, and is relieved that his journey is over... [[SequelHook only for Edwad to reappear talking about how the painting was]] [[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} "born of blood..."]]
548
549[[/folder]]
550
551[[folder:''Human Fall Flat'']]
552
553* "The Great Journey."
554** Criken's usual bit is acting like a senile semi-sociopathic [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]], causing problems for the rest of the group. No moment shows this better than [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a34gSv8w4NA#t=9m21s this exchange]].
555--->'''Tomato:''' Clifford? OH ''FUCKING'' GOD! GUYS WE NEED HELP IN THE BACK ''NOW''! STAT! Stat, Clifford needs help! [[TemptingFate I'll take]] ''[[TemptingFate literally anyone!]]''\
556'''Criken:''' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor (horrible Yoda noises)]]\
557'''Tomato:''' [[OhCrap OH!]] EXCEPT FOR ''HIM!''
558* "Sail Away With Me."
559** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9O14rj6tU0#t=21s Criken watches]] as everyone else [[EpicFail continually falls off a rolling log]].
560** Lawlman [[TemptingFate gets cocky]].
561--->'''Lawlman:''' See ya later, Yoda! ''[immediately falls into the lava]''
562
563[[/folder]]
564
565[[folder:''Intruder'']]
566
567* "The Home Invasion from Outer Space!"
568** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=26s "We're going really fast!"]]
569** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=2m21s Buck shows off his diveroll]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=2m42s then proceeds to throw himself into the ocean.]]
570** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=2m30s "Get behind that rock."]]
571** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=3m43s "Ohhhh! Oh no, oh no!]] [[Main/OhCrap I dropped a grenade!"]]
572** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=5m38s "Ooh, he missed!"]]
573** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=6m55s Lawlman wins]] while everyone else [[Main/RunningGag ignores the objective to roleplay.]]
574** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=9m15s The gang shares some]] [[Main/BlatantLies delicious pizza.]]
575** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=9m47s Gravity gets turned off for no reason.]]
576** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=10m41s It then gets turned back on]] with [[Main/DestinationDefenestration the expected results.]]
577** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrQTIGxqEs#t=11m54s The anti-gravity]] makes for a game of dodgeball.
578
579* "The Hunky Heist"
580** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZn6m7suypo Criken and Bed]] mess around [[Main/DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything with a banana.]]
581
582[[/folder]]
583
584[[folder:''SCP: Secret Labratory'']]
585
586* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOuCKRkwwS4#t=12m37s "I wanna be PACKED!]] Like [[Main/TakeThat TanaCon!"]]
587
588[[/folder]]
589
590
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592
593* During [[https://youtu.be/PCKMD77IWbU GOLF NIGHT 2: Drunk Minigolf Gone Wrong]], everyone involved is drunk and playing the notoriously rage inducing Golf It. Naturally, hilarity ensues.
594** After Tomato spends most of the game fucking with the rest of the players, Lawlman decides to get some revenge on a difficult hole after Tomato makes it close to the end..
595--->'''Lawlman:''' Tamto, [[ShmuckBait press "R".]]\
596'''Tomato:''' What does that- (presses R, resetting himself to the beginning of the hole) What did he mean? (realizes what just happened) ''[[OhCrap AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]''
597* [[https://youtu.be/Bac6LuNdwFk In a Pixelmon stream]], all of the players roll to see what type each of them have to stick to. Rubyfair fails to get [[AuthorAppeal Ghost type]] instead becoming the Dark Type trainer, much to her dismay and Strippin's sympathy. Later Strippin has Criken roll his type for him since he already knows what the rolls would give him... [[BrickJoke and winds up with Ghost.]] Cue TheScream from Ruby before she crouch walks over to continuously punch Strippin in the knees.
598** For the majority of the stream Ruby winds up pining over all the Ghost Types she can't have, even whining like a struck puppy over a Mimikyu that she ''desperately'' wants but cannot have due to its Ghost/Fairy typing.
599** During said stream, Criken gets really excited over the idea of getting a Salazzle due to its Fire[=/=]Poison typing making his party more versatile. However, due to his overexcited attempts to find one and said Pokemon's [[{{Dominatrix}} "reputation"]] [[SexSlave with]] [[ThePornomancer the]] UsefulNotes/FurryFandom he winds up sounding like he's after Salazzle for a [[PerverseSexualLust very different reason]] to the rest of the players.
600** Rubyfair runs into him during this period after hearing him refer to Lopunny as the "Dominatrix Bunny" and his referring to Salazzle as the "Sexy Lizard" doesn't help his case with her.
601--->'''Rubyfair:''' All your fetishes are coming to the surface at once and ''I don't like this insight.''
602** Criken, being Criken, doubles down on the easily misunderstood wording.
603--->'''Criken:''' I also want to turn my Roselia into a beautiful woman, but she's just a little girl right now...\
604'''Rubyfair:''' Can you ''stop?''
605** At one point Rubyfair's Murkrow evolves into Honchkrow, but due to the way Pixelmon handles size it's puny compared to her. Doesn't stop her from being able to use it as a flying mount though.
606--->'''Criken:''' Can you fly him now?\
607(''Ruby gets on Honchkrow, completely obscuring him as she and Criken burst into laughter'')\
608'''Rubyfair:''' (''flying away'') See ya' nerds!
609* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC1TBnkpBJM Onward VR: The PTSD Simulator]]: Criken opens the video by holding another player at gunpoint and challenging them to "give me one reason not to". To his horror, the other player immediately [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled shoots themself in the head.]]
610-->'''Tomato:''' [[SociopathicSoldier WELCOME TO WAR, KID!]]
611** [[OhCrap "When you take out a pin, how do you put it back in the grenade?"]]
612** [[EtTuBrute REMEMBER,]] [[VideoGame/ModernWarfare NO RUSSIAN!]]
613* ''[[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} Warcraft 3]]: Literally the [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings Trilogy]]'' involves playing a recreation of the ''Lord of the Rings'' in ''Warcraft 3'', and naturally things go quite off the rails.
614** In both maps, Criken ends up as Sam. He proceeds to make Sam a NervousWreck who can barely talk to Frodo, to the point Gandalf (Lawlma) slaps him to get him to calm down.
615** The first map ends spectacularly at the Mines of Moria, when Gandalf (Lawlma) gets one shot by the Balrog and then the entire [[TotalPartyKill Fellowship gets slaughtered by it]] because something went wrong and they couldn't progress.
616** Early in the first map, Criken accidentally takes and eats Bed's (Frodo) bread while trying to to give it back to him. Bed then attacks Criken out of spite for that, and later uses it as a justification for leaving Criken behind during the scene where Frodo dismisses Sam outside of Shelob's lair.
617** The first attempt at the second map ends before they can even truly leave Rivendell, [[EpicFail because they all start getting disconnected]], leading to them all joking about how the Fellowship just died at the very start.
618** Boromir ''immediately'' tries to ask for the ring from Frodo before they've even fully left Rivendell, which everyone jumps on to tell him to back off.
619** Bed and Criken constantly point out how cool everyone else' events are, ranging from Helms Deep, to Minas Tirith, when compared to how they are just doing a lot of walking.
620-->'''Bed:''' Our journey pays off.
621-->'''Criken:''' You're right. We have the most important one - But it really doesn't seem like it when were fighting a bunch of ghosts.
622** Bed (Frodo) and Criken end up accidentally aggroing enemies outside the Black Gate due to Frodo being forced to run towards it but Bed being unable to initially stop soon enough, forcing them to flee. They realize that Gollum is missing, because [[GoodBadBugs he's fighting Sauron's forces alone due to the way his faction is setup]], who aren't fighting back due to similar faction issues. By the time Gollum is forcibly teleported back to them, he's killed a number of the enemies that were there.
623** The ending deserves mention. Bed decides to use the ring a few times at the end because, why not. This [[DidntThinkThisThrough completely backfires]] when the map throws [[NoKillLikeOverkill the Witch King and Nazgul]] at the two, causing them to die. The others, who had been in their own voice calls to simulate the separation, then [[WhatTheHellHero tear into the two for failing]].
624-->'''Bed:''' Everyone's going to be so mad!
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