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1The purpose of ''Website/{{Botchamania}}'' is to collect botches and screw-ups to make them more {{Narm}} than normal. Considering this page, it was inevitable.
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5[[folder:Botchamania [=1–10=]]]
6* #5: [[Wrestling/JimFullington Sandman's]] drunken attempt to do a promo for [=NoDQ=].com's XMV (full promo [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI2VwXudL0c&feature=relmfu here]], Botchamania [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCU-7T8Phy4 here]])
7* #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer":
8-->'''Al''': Can I ask you a question first of all?\
9'''Lance''': Go right ahead.\
10'''Al''': You know the definition of a windjammer?\
11'''Lance''': No I really don't--\
12'''Al''': It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd.\
13''({{Beat}}, followed by raucous laughter)''\
14'''Lance''': ...shit!
15[[/folder]]
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17[[folder:Botchamania [=11–20=]]]
18* #11:
19** Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco:
20-->'''Schultz''': Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown lookin' for a woman. [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre You know what I'm saying]]?! I wanted a woman! I ''couldn't find'' a woman! ''(Mean Gene, conducting the interview, [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]])'' I found [[DudeLooksLikeALady a lot of men that LOOKED LIKE women]]! ''(camera zooms in Schultz's face as Gene turns away)'' Now YOU, Wrestling/HulkHogan, you belong in San Francisco--[[LampshadeHanging What's wrong with you, Gene?!]]--I'm tellin' it like it is, baby! You belong in San Francisco; that's your kind of place, that's your kind of people, because you've never had a woman, baby!
21** Also, [[Wrestling/SidEudy Sid Vicious]] says the following ''with an entirely straight face'':
22--->'''Sid Vicious''': You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am! And I have half the brain that you do!
23* #15:
24** [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind's]] amusement.
25** The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him.
26-->'''The Rock:''' The Rock thanks you for that.
27* #18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious.
28* #20:
29** Wrestling/RoddyPiper dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction.
30** "Hower Power". Period.
31** A Japanese wrestler (Milano Collection A.T.) has technical difficulties:
32--->'''Wrestler''': Oi! ''(mic isn't functioning properly, starts tinkering with it)''\
33''(Audience laughs)''\
34'''Wrestler''': ''(to someone in the crowd)'' [[TranslationConvention <HEY! STFU>]]
35** Wrestling/LexLuger goes berserk.
36-->'''Lex Luger:''' I'm pissed, now!
37
38[[/folder]]
39
40[[folder:Botchamania [=21–30=]]]
41* #23: Sandman does a shoot interview which quickly turns into a laugh fest [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-8LIO04k-4 as seen here]]
42* #24:
43** Look out! Flying beverage!
44** Look out! Flying monkey!
45* #26: Wrestling/KevinNash is mistaken about how Wrestling/RicFlair's CatchPhrase goes.
46-->'''Nash''': So while you guys decide to do the limo-flyin'...
47* #27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not.
48* #28:
49** Look out, [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]]! Flying sweatshirt!
50-->'''[[Wrestling/JerryLawler King]]:''' Morons!
51** [[NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals The "Chicken Incident".]]
52-->'''Vince:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I'll choke the chicken!]]
53[[/folder]]
54
55[[folder:Botchamania [=31–40=]]]
56* #31: Wrestling/TripleH gets the giggles.
57* #38: Wrestling/BrockLesnar finally [[FlippingTheBird snaps]] after multiple tirades from the audience.
58* #39: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5MemsJR_Ws "Sing Along With One Super Dragon Fan"]], where the aforementioned fan [[OverlyLongGag keeps on chanting a wrestler's name]] and [[BrokenRecord runs it into the ground]] to the point where the crowd starts a counter-chant of '''''[[BigShutUp "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"]]''''' and ''Super Dragon himself'' decides to take matters into his own hands.
59[[/folder]]
60
61[[folder:Botchamania [=41–50=]]]
62* #44:
63** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnb9pb_botchamania-44_fun Orton vs ECW Fanboys.]]
64** Wrestling/{{MagnumTA}} to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!]]"
65* #45:
66** After his match with Triple H at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry Wrestling/RandyOrton tells off a booing crowd.
67---> '''Orton''': [[PrecisionFStrike SHUT THE FUCK UP!]]
68** Wrestling/MickFoley offers up this gem during a TLC match
69---> "They're sliding in not one but two [[strike:Tables]] ladders".
70** JR calls Wrestling/{{Umaga}}'s spinning sideslam to Wrestling/JeffHardy a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications.
71* #46: Million Dollar Mania, JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}ing and all.
72* #47:
73** Gene Okerlund vs. Alfred Hayes. Who will corpse first?
74** The "[=UnderCasket=]". If you thought Wrestling/PaulBearer was funny when he ''wasn't'' flubbing his lines...
75* #50: Rottweilers Gone Wild.
76[[/folder]]
77
78[[folder:Botchamania [=51–60=]]]
79* #51:
80** [[Wrestling/TheBigShow The Giant]] goes down at the end of a title match via a belt shot to the face...and ''stays down for 6 minutes afterwards''. [[Website/{{WrestleCrap}} They must've replaced the gold with lead]].
81** Gene Okerlund vs. Prankster Cameraman.
82* #52: "He got a BICYCLE!!! He got a BICYCLE from somebody, who would be ridin' a bicycle in this arena?![...]Speakin' of gibberish, Bubba went over and got him a bicycle, I don't know where the kid is that was a-ridin' it, but [[CaptainObvious he ain't on it when he brought it to the ring]]!"
83* #58:
84** Randy Savage singing along with The Music/VillagePeople (no points for guessing which song).
85** "''CHYYYIIIPS!!!''"
86* #59:
87** Wrestling/RandySavage going overboard at the ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'' and having to be restrained and dragged back into the ring...''by Wrestling/TheUndertaker''.
88** 'Who do you think, you are kidding Mr Hitler...'
89* #60: The video is dedicated to the infamously awful ''Heroes of Wrestling'' PPV. Highlights include:
90** Dutch Mantell's commentary is joined by Randy Rosenbloom, who was allegedly brought on at a last-second replacement for a no-show and knew nothing about wrestling. HilarityEnsues as he (among many other flubs) calls a dropkick a "flying leg kick".
91** The infamous "You wanna play 21? I got 22." promo from a ''highly'' intoxicated Wrestling/JakeRoberts.
92** Wrestling/JakeRoberts titillates the audience by playing with his, erm, snake.
93[[/folder]]
94
95[[folder:Botchamania [=61–70=]]]
96* #61: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFse308SneE One of the most iconic scenes]] in the series involves [[Wrestling/TheRoadWarriors Road Warrior Hawk]] walking in on Vader's promo accidentally.
97* #63: Wrestling/JohnCena seems to be just a [[RagingStiffie wee bit too excited]] about tag-teaming with Wrestling/TrishStratus...
98* #64:
99** Wrestling/{{WCW}} hammering the final nail into their coffin with ''that'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaW1NpkEVU&list=PL59F52D5D44C77856#t=2m20s remark]].
100** Also some more calls by 'the greatest commentator in the history of our sport'... cue Ric Flair, Lex Luthor and Willy Wonka.
101* #65:
102** Maffew goes overboard pointing out the error in "the tenth annual Starrcade '92".
103** Pat Patterson walking in on The Rock's promo.
104** Hey [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]], watch out for that- ''(clunk)'' ...camera...
105** Set redesigns. Gotta love 'em.
106* #66: Wrestling/BobbyHeenan hates [[Wrestling/{{WCW}} this place]].
107* #67: Announcing a match between Wrestling/ChrisJericho & Wrestling/JeffHardy.
108--->'''Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon''': Furthermore these superstars will be in action against each other. You will see Wrestling/TripleH...Well, I pulled an [[Wrestling/MikeAdamle Adamle]].
109** #67 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWGdN-BX0Q Also started this.]]
110** Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages.
111* #68:
112** On an episode of Wrestling/{{ECW}} during a match between Wrestling/JackSwagger and Wrestling/{{Christian}}:
113--->'''Todd Grisham''': ''Our main event continues next, Swagger vs [[FreudianSlip Striker]] and Finlay & Wrestling/{{Hornswoggle}} are here too.''
114--->'''Matt Striker''': ''I'm not wrestling!''
115** Sandman gets drunk before a show. HilarityEnsues.
116* #69:
117** Wrestling/JimCornette's Wrestling/DustyRhodes impersonation. Also, the origin of the Cornette Face (though the classic use would originate in BM 84).
118** A wrestler doing a promo keeps getting distracted by a sign behind him falling, so they solve the problem by having someone hold up the sign. The wrestler asks, "Have you been on camera, brother?" The man responds, "I've been on too many times." Turns out the guy is a pedophile that was caught in a local ''To Catch a Predator''-style sting that got news coverage. For a split second, his image appears alongside that of [[MemeticMutation Pedobear.]]
119[[/folder]]
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121[[folder:Botchamania [=71–80=]]]
122* #71:
123** Wrestling/TheUndertaker's bizarre facial expression during his Wrestling/WrestleMania 25 match. What's he thinking about, anyway?
124** War Games 95', featuring Lex Luger ... ''SELLING''.
125* #72: How much does this guy weigh?
126* #73: Wrestling/ShawnMichaels' costume gets stuck to the ramp during his entrance.
127* #74:
128** The Slim Jim rap.
129** Note to all wrestlers: ''Always'' wear undertights. Because you never know.
130* 76: Do not botch your lines if you're an announcer and Raven is in the ring.
131--->'''announcer''': ''And replacing Raven tonight, this is... [[PunnyName CONCUSSION]]''
132--->''Wrestling/{{Raven}} takes mic away from the announcer after he somehow botches his line again''
133--->'''Raven''': 'MORON, he's replacing Wrestling/{{Sabu}}. I'm Raven, you JACKASS!''
134* #79:
135** Wrestling/{{CZW}}: When Airhorns Attack.
136** The debut of [[Wrestling/TheIronSheik "FAAACKING BULLSHEET!"]].
137* #80: Wrestling/{{Madusa}} and Wrestling/{{Meng}}, the true bookends of the Wrestling/MondayNightWars.
138[[/folder]]
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140[[folder:Botchamania [=81–90=]]]
141* #82:
142** An extended section of the episode is set to a remix of [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 the DK Rap]], which eventually reaches multiple repetitions of the line "he has no style" as the botches get clumsier and clumsier.
143* #84:
144** Wrestling/ScottSteiner does ''not'' take kindly to being corrected.
145-->'''Scott Steiner:''' So if I set up a meeting with you and Sharmell, and I'll be the [[{{Malaproper}} modifier]]-
146-->'''Reporter:''' You mean, moderator.
147-->({{beat}})
148-->'''Scott Steiner:''' '''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!'''
149** The classic "Cornette Face" is born.
150** Wrestling/ScottHall and Wrestling/KevinNash shooting to [=RFVideo=] about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat (Wrestling/BookerT and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got ''really'' pissed off, and b) [[EnforcedMethodActing did not see it coming]]. Hall would immediately tag out after that.
151** YOU CANNOT UNSEE [[Wrestling/TheBigShow FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE]]
152* #86:
153** The ending that used sound bytes from Wrestling/RicFlair, Wrestling/TheIronSheik and others to introduce [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Lord Woo Fak Fak]].
154** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...
155-->'''Toronto Fans:''' GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!
156* #87: Gene Okerlund explains his PrecisionFStrike.
157* #89:
158** The introduction of the series' resident ButtMonkey, "Wrestling/{{CZW}} [[FanNickname Airhorn Guy]]."
159-->'''Audience Member:''' Knock knock, who's there? I GOT NO PANTS ON!!!
160** Wrestling/VinceMcMahon and Wrestling/BobbyHeenan answer a viewer's letter...or try to.
161* #90: Wrestling/SantinoMarella (in drag) hits on Wrestling/JimRoss. [[EnforcedMethodActing J.R. never saw it coming]].
162[[/folder]]
163
164[[folder:Botchamania [=91–100=]]]
165* #91: Wrestling/{{Raven}} vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in ''numerous'' spots that [[MadeOfIron absolutely REFUSED to break]].
166-->'''Audience:''' Let's go, table! *clapclapclapclapclap*
167-->'''Commentator:''' The fans cheering on the table... and why not? It's a survivor!
168* #92:
169** *sells like death*
170** *sells like super death*
171** The intro to that match deserves mention, despite it being barely audible.
172-->'''Mick Foley:''' What you are about to see...is truly hideous.
173-->''[Cuts to match with Sojo Bolt, Awesome Kong and Sharmell]
174** The ending, where the wimpiest bitch slaps ever are put to music from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' and Creator/RLeeErmey saying, "What the fuck is that?!" The clip is inserted into ''Film/{{GoldenEye}}'' and ''Film/StreetFighter'', before it becomes the killer commercial from ''Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch''. After the first channel it's on gets shut down, the child watching it switches to another channel, which has...
175-->'''Wrestling/TheIronSheik:''' '''''FAK! FAK! FAK! FAK! FAK!'''''
176*** The whole debacle ends with the footage [[Manga/{{Akira}} destroying Tokyo in a massive fireball]] before we get the first use of the now-legendary "MINUS FIVE STARS."
177* #94: Wrestling/KevinNash tries his hand at commentating.
178* #96: A fan craps on Wrestling/RandyOrton's promo.
179--> '''Randy Orton:''' Unfortunately, something else is a part of me. Something that I have been living with for quite some time.
180--> '''Fan:''' HERPES!!!
181* #97: *STARES* *STARES* *STARES* *STARES* *STARES*
182[[/folder]]
183
184[[folder:Botchamania [=101–110=]]]
185* #101: Gene Okerlund corpses. [[RunningGag Again.]]
186* #103: [[Wrestling/MickFoley Cactus Jack]] and Wrestling/TerryFunk face the wrath of the flying chairs.
187-->'''Wrestling/JoeyStyles:''' Please do not throw the chairs into the ring! Stop the chairs!
188* #104:
189** Yet another promo walk-in.
190** Wrestling/ShawnMichaels loses his tear-aways.
191* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waxJ7aMoSRY Botchamania 109]] opens with a high-energy intro to ''Survivor Series'' set against ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear'' music. In the middle of it all is a quick "Send For [[Wrestling/RandySavage The Man]]" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious.
192** The following exchange between a random fan and Jericho.
193--> '''Fan:''' Go back to Toronto!
194--> '''Jericho:''' I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!
195** A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "GarbageWrestler".
196-->'''Dusty Rhodes:''' It's a toilet lid! He's got a toilet lid! Look, a pizza pan!
197* #110:
198** Wrestling/TrishStratus and "Polly Walnuts".
199** Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy.
200** Yet another f*cked-up WCW ending. Cue Cornette Face, Orton Face, Taker Face, Hogan Face...
201** ''[[Wrestling/JerryLawler And tonight,]]'' ''Wrestling/JohnCena'' ''[[Wrestling/JerryLawler will face off with]]'' ''[[FreudianSlip John]]'' ''Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}''''!''
202[[/folder]]
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204[[folder:Botchamania [=111–120=]]]
205* #112: Wrestling/ChrisJericho vs. Flying Glowsticks.
206* #114: "And now, TNA wrestling presents Genesis!"
207-->Or as it's known in Europe... [[Platform/SegaGenesis Sega Megadrive]].
208* #116:
209** A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement.
210-->'''Commentator:''' We just saw his weiner!
211** Wrestling/JeffJarrett vs. Flying Tacos.
212* #120: Look out! Flying [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder nWo]] t-shirt!
213[[/folder]]
214
215[[folder:Botchamania [=121–130=]]]
216* #123:
217** Wrestling/CMPunk tells it like it is.
218-->'''CM Punk:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Wow, that hurt.]]
219** Look out, Wrestling/PaulHeyman! Flying beverage!
220* #125: Wrestling/{{CZW}}'s Wrestling/SamiCallihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: '''"Air Horn Fan is defeated: Callihan Wins!"''')...only for ''more'' airhorns to go off (Caption: '''"Goddamnit"''').
221* #126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza.
222* #127: Wrestling/ScottHall wants a "dealdo".
223* #129:
224** Wrestling/RicFlair go down da hole.
225** '[[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard The Jerry Saggs of dime bags. The Katie Vick of the thai stick. The 1 Night In Chyna of marijuana. The Hugh Morrus of riding the white horse. The Pacman Jones of getting stoned. The Art Donovan of chasing the dragon. The renegade of getting blazed. The Yoshi Kwan of the opium salon. The Outback Jack of the dime sack. The Great Khali of four twenty. The David Arquette of cigarettes. The Tiger Ali Singh of duck-arsing. The Planet Stasiak of kodiak. The P.I.G of LSD. The Fake Kane of Mary Jane. The Brian Lee of OOOOWWEEEEEEEE.' Ruckus]]!
226* #130:
227** An exchange between a young fan and Batista.
228--->'''Kid:''' I HATE YOU BATISTA!
229--->'''Wrestling/{{Batista}}:''' I hate you too!
230** [[Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} *goes to speak to pipe*]]
231** [[Wrestling/EdgeWrestler NEEDLESS]] [[FreakOut POP CULTURE REFERENCES EVERYWHERE]]
232** '''[[Wrestling/RicFlair *blades like a motherfucker*]]'''
233[[/folder]]
234
235[[folder:Botchamania [=131–140=]]]
236* #131:
237** [[ItMakesSenseInContext *cock-flip* *Yeah! Sell my cock!*]]
238** 12-year-old in the audience: [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck you!"]] Damn Cena fans...
239** "I HOPE YOU GET SWINE FLU!"
240** The Dixieland Destroyer, proud graduate of the Raja Lion training camp
241*** Surprise Buttsex splash!
242** Ian Rotten corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!
243* #132: [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Big Dick Dudley]] finally snaps and takes it all out on a young fan.
244* #133: [[Wrestling/RingOfHonor ROH]] + Broken Microphones = Hilarious.
245* #135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this ''Film/FullMetalJacket'' line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... [[HoYay suggestive pose]]:
246--> You're the kinda guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
247* #136:
248** A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye.
249-->'''Ref''': ''My eye [[Wrestling/JerryLawler Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''
250** Wrestling/{{TNA}} Bookers vs. Wrestling/{{WWE}} Bookers:
251--->''(A meeting room taken from ''Manga/{{Akira}}'', with the caption '''Wrestling/{{TNA}} Booking Meeting''')''\
252'''Asinine Booker''': If we do that, [[ItsAllAboutMe the spotlight would be off Hogan!]] If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, this'll [[TallPoppySyndrome make Hogan look bad!]]\
253'''Crazy Booker''': Can Wrestling/TheNastyBoys be involved in the finish? [[SkewedPriorities They need the rub.]]\
254'''Half-Hit-in-the-Ass Booker''': What about [[DumbassDJ Bubba the Love Sponge]]? He could squash Generation Me.\
255'''[[OnlySaneEmployee Only Sane Booker]]''': ENOUGH! Can't we push someone the fans ''want'' to see?!\
256'''Asinine Booker''': Of course! We can [[ComicallyMissingThePoint have Rob Terry beat RVD for the belt!]]\
257''({{Beat}})''\
258'''[[OnlySaneEmployee Only Sane Booker]]''': ''(seething)'' [[CatchPhrase FUCK THIS COMPANY!]] ''(storms off)'' [-I bet the [=McMahons=] aren't like this...-]\
259''(JumpCut to a picture of [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion the NERV emblem]] with the caption '''WWE Booking Meeting''')''\
260'''[=Vince McMahon=]''': Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt.
261* #138:
262** The explanation of Eric Young's heel turn, cue Brother Ray face, cue stickman Cornette Face, horses (and one dolphin) leaping over a rainbow set to carnival music.
263** The legendary shooting star press that resulted in the wrestler landing chest-first on the same turnbuckle.
264*** Earlier, on the botched (by the other wrestlers) moonsault landing, "These guys [[TakeThat couldn't catch herpes in]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex Essex]]."
265* #139: Look out, Wrestling/BookerT! Flying bottle!
266* #140:
267** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj_DXdLQZnI Ladies & Gentlemen "Jumpin" Jeff Farmer.]]
268** Endings courtesy of [=MS Paint=].
269[[/folder]]
270
271[[folder: Botchamania [=141–150=]]]
272* #141: The discovery that Wrestling/JohnCena is in fact... Wrestling/ShaneDouglas! Now cut the fucking music.
273* #143:
274** [[Wrestling/DonMuraco "Magnificent" Don Muraco]] sure loves [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyds-CXGxkg#t=9m12s doughnuts]].
275** [[Wrestling/{{Sting}} Some men]] should stop watching ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' and retire already.
276** Uh oh. Looks like Wrestling/KevinSullivan missed his nap.
277* #144: An announcer botches Wrestling/{{Raven}}'s entrance, and it's all downhill from there.
278** Wrestling/TerryFunk's dream.
279* #145:
280** ''Hardcore Justice''. We get a retrospective with Jesse Neal, Angelina Love etc. as talking heads. Jesse didn't think much of ECW at the time.
281-->'''[[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet3DreamWarriors Freddy]]''': WHO GIVES A ''FUCK'' WHAT '''''[[PretenderDiss YOU]]''''' THINK?!
282** [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope Lawsuitmania]]. Despite a strong start from Taz, Mike Tenay "[[MedalOfDishonor wins]]".
283** Wrestling/TommyDreamer kisses his wife and kids who are in attendance. Also sitting in the front row: A ''Film/BeyondTheMat'' DVD.
284** Wrestling/{{Sabu}} wrestles well, leading to the conclusion that he's either the reverse Samson (the less hair he has, the better he gets), or he [[TooDumbToFool botches botching]]. Just when you think you have all the answers, Sabu changes the questions.
285** "Lucus" enters. It's not Lupus. [[Series/{{House}} It's never Lupus.]]
286** Super-All American Face Kurt Angle v. Evil Foreign Texan Steve Austin.
287* #146:
288** 'And [[Wrestling/BillyKidman Kidman]], bring your squack!'
289** The Sheik and a love letter
290* #147: The Japanese Table strikes again.
291* #149:
292** The return of the [[strike:Impact]] Cardboard Zone. (''"All we need now is Creator/TomBaker."'')
293** 'HOLY FUCK! HER NECK IS BROKEN!'
294* #150: [[RuleOfCool The Botchamania Tribute Match]], which included...
295** Blown spots!
296** Tables that would not break!
297** Insane Dusty Commentary! [[spoiler: The guy who sent in the match, "Spike", went and grabbed a bicycle to use as a weapon; 1) he shouted "HE GOT A BICYCLE!", 2) the crowd started a Botchamania chant, and 3) the commentator ran down Wrestling/DustyRhodes's infamous commentary from that moment, right down to the lisp and inflections Dusty used]].
298[[/folder]]
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300[[folder: Botchamania [=151–160=]]]
301* #150:
302** The lead-in to the Wrestling/{{CZW}} segment is a clip from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'', where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:
303-->'''Mask Salesman''': [[OhNoNotAgain Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it?]] ''(pissed-off face)''
304** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched.
305* #151: "Cattle Mutilation".
306* #152:
307** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENIWdtTgqE "Are you asking for a no-disqualification?"]] To quote a comment from one of the uploads (they keep getting pulled), "Mae Young wipes her ass with the PG rating."
308** "I EAT CHILDREN!"
309* #153
310** Wrestling/BretHart gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin.
311** Fcuk This Compant.
312** While it's pretty dark humour, a match between two ''joshi'' provides a perfect demonstration of why wrestling ''has'' to be [[{{Kayfabe}} fake]] after an excessively stiff kick to the head results in one woman awkwardly trying to drag her fully unconscious opponent's dead-weight out of the corner in a futile attempt to carry on the match.
313** Wrestling/{{Sting}} gatecrashes a match ... or does he?
314* #155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy Williams' "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity.
315* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT6O0raBQs This]] ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character...
316* #160: The very beginning, and repeating theme throughout of Wrestling/TheIronSheik having a [[RagingStiffie raging boner]] right before he put the camel clutch on Wrestling/HulkHogan.
317[[/folder]]
318
319[[folder: Botchamania [=161–170=]]]
320* #164:
321** In response to the atrocious Wrestling/{{Sting}} vs. Wrestling/JeffHardy match, Wrestling/JimCornette [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeted]], "Just watched TNA...I have to come up [[GonnaNeedMoreTrope with a new face.]]" Cue montage of Cornette reaction images set to "[[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy Happy Happy Joy Joy]]".
322-->''"[[FreakOut I TOLD YA I'D]] [[MultipleReferencePun SHOOT]]! [[MaddenIntoMisanthropy BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME]]!" '''WHY''' DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!''
323** THANKS FOR WATCHING (MY LAST TITLE BOUT EVER)
324** "Damaged Goods[[note]]Karen Angle, now Karen Jarrett[[/note]] corpsing?? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
325** Sting v. Hardy is funnier if you know the rest of the lyrics. ''Until a guy with a goatee got a touch of fear / Which went round the room like diarrhea''
326* #165: Wrestling/ScottSteiner needs another drink.
327* #166:
328** "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the Manga/TigerMask name! ''[[ARareSentence And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!]]''"
329** One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from ''NFL Blitz'' set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the Wrestling/MontrealScrewjob, the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of Wrestling/EddieGuerrero with the sound byte "Holmes!"), and some you can only catch if your [[FreezeFrameBonus pause finger is fast enough]].
330*** What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of Wrestling/{{Chyna}}: [[spoiler:"Sorry, that joke was a bit obvious. I was only kidding, anyway. Besides, who or what else could I put here? Wrestling/OrlandoJordan? Wrestling/{{Goldust}}? Now that's just offensive!"]]
331*** "Muhammad" with a picture of Wrestling/MuhammadHassan: [[spoiler:"I can't show [[UsefulNotes/TheProphetMuhammad the other one]]."]]
332*** "Fat" with a picture of Wrestling/SamoaJoe: [[spoiler:"Damn you, Wrestling/ScottSteiner promos! And your unintentional hilarity!"]]
333*** "Should've stayed home today...hell, ''I'' should've stayed home..." with a picture of the Wrestling/JeffHardy vs. Sting title "match": [[spoiler:"Oh, come on! Really?!"]]
334*** Three uses of ''"What are they/was he thinking?"'' with the images of the [[Wrestling/BillyGunn Billy]]/Chuck Palumbo "wedding", Wrestling/KurtAngle attacking Sharmell, and Vince [=McMahon=] trying to bring back the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder nWo]] for the umpteenth time, immediately followed by...
335*** Three uses of ''"Why?!"'' with the images of [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]] and Wrestling/EricBischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and Wrestling/MichaelCole in succession.
336* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[CreatorsPet Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Danielson]] / Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}, and '''''that's''' the [=WrestleMania=] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Wrestling/JohnCena vs. Wrestling/TheMiz match at ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}} XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning Wrestling/JimCornette into various people/characters such as [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu]], Wrestling/TheIronSheik, Franchise/{{RoboCop}}, [[Anime/LuckyStar Konata Izumi]], [[CaptainErsatz Arachniman]], [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]], [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]], and [[Wrestling/MickFoley all three Faces of Foley]] (via StrangeMindsThinkAlike), among many others. Set to "Call on Me" (known to [=YTMNDers=] as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song). Contributions lovingly came from 420chan's fabled /wooo/ board.
337** It also ends on a rather touching note, as the last image in the lineup is a mock-up of [[Wrestling/LarrySweeney "Sweet 'n' Sour" Larry Sweeney]], who committed suicide a short time before this Botchamania came out.
338* #170: Wrestling/JimRoss calls Trish a bitch.
339-->'''Wrestling/JerryLawler:''' WHAT?!
340[[/folder]]
341
342[[folder: Botchamania [=171–180=]]]
343* #171: Diego "The Strangler" Corleone takes a tumble.
344* #172:
345** The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said.
346** [[Wrestling/BobbyRoode Robert Roode]] cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Wrestling/MattHardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker).
347-->'''Fans:''' KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? BRADEN WALKER!
348** The ending - a mashup of [[{{Music/Queen}} "Bicycle Race"]] with [[{{Wrestling/DustyRhodes}} "He got a bicycle!"]]
349* #173:
350** Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of [[Wrestling/DaffneyUnger Daffney]], a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler.
351** Wrestling/RandySavage, the gift that keeps on giving.
352** Vuvuzelas are the new airhorns.
353** CZW commentators should look behind them every once in a while.
354* #174: Wrestling/TheMiz is ... [[Wrestling/JerryLawler AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!]]
355* #175:
356** MY NAME IS CHAD.
357-->'''Fans:''' CHAD SUCKS! CHAD SUCKS!
358** "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
359** Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship.
360* #176:
361** Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased.
362** Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. ''And actually get it on his head!''
363-->'''King:''' [=McMahon=]! I'm about to punch somebody's lights out right now!
364-->'''Fans:''' BURGER KING! BURGER KING!
365* #179:
366** "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania."
367** Another Burger King reference. Wrestling/JerryLawler is not amused.
368** A CZW wrestler does Wrestling/BookerT.
369-->WHAAAT?!
370** Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- ''(thud)'' ...microphone...
371** A.R. Fox deliberately makes mistakes to try and make us think he's human.
372[[/folder]]
373
374[[folder:Botchamania [=181–190=]]]
375* #181: It was a given that Maffew was going to add Wrestling/TripleH calling Wrestling/CMPunk a "skinny-fat ass". What was not expected was superimposing Scott Steiner yelling "FAT ASSES!" on Wrestling/TripleH's forehead.
376* #182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off.
377* #183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, Wrestling/MichaelCole is speechless.
378* #184:
379** A match from the [[GiftedlyBad Raja Lion Training Academy]], with the ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'' version of [[SoundtrackDissonance Zero's theme from]] ''VideoGame/MegaManX 2'' blaring in the background.
380** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Music/JesusChristSuperstar JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''.
381* #185:
382** All of Wrestling/BookerT's commentary from the episode could count, but this little gem stands out:
383-->'''Wrestling/BookerT''': Hip bone connected to the leg bone!
384-->'''Wrestling/MichaelCole''': What?!
385** A Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} wrestler kicks a man dressed in a bear suit in the head. The head turns 180 degrees. HilarityEnsues.
386* #186: This Wrestling/{{CZW}} clip setup:
387-->'''[[Wrestling/JimCornette Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on Creator/ConanOBrien's ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' lever)'' '''Dear Maffew: Please stop using Wrestling/{{CZW}} clips. Sincerely, Cornette Face.'''\
388''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''\
389'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!''
390* #187:
391** Wrestling/BookerT delivers one of his all-time commentary classics:
392--->'''Booker:''' Look at that shot right there of Wrestling/EveTorres. [[MemeticMutation Shucky ducky quack quack!]]
393--->'''JR:''' [[FlatWhat ...what?]] What's that mean?
394--->'''Cole:''' Don't even ask.
395** "[[Wrestling/TheBigShow Big Show]] can't climb the ladder because he's fat; Wrestling/MarkHenry with Wrestling/EvanBourne on his back ''can'' climb the ladder."
396---> [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner "He's FAT!"]]
397* #188:
398** El Generico is not always making botch, but when he does, it's on Botchamania. Olé.
399*** The CHIKARA PromotionalConsideration bumper even plays the OLÉ-OLÉ-OLÉ song.
400---->'''Caption:''' '''El Generico: the only man to cross the U.S. border by impersonating a Mexican'''
401** Angle suddenly returns from his convalescence and buries Roode. [[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 Cyborg Smoke]] [[YourHeadAsplode blows up the Cornette Face.]]
402-->'''No One''' Wins\
403'''''FATALITY''''' ''[-this company-]''
404** CHIKARA: Wrestling is '''looking like [[Wrestling/ProWrestlingGuerrilla PWG]]]] again!'''
405** Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers.
406--->'''Mr. Anderson:''' AAAASSSHOOOOLLES!!!
407** INTOXICATED PIPER COMMENTARY (i.e. when he painted half of his body black at WrestleMania VI; heralded by [[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} "PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE"]])
408** More CZW clips?! [[Series/TheOfficeUS NOOOOOOOO!!!]]
409--->'''Mick Foley:''' Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to see...is truly--\
410'''SFX:''' Jeezus!
411** (Belch)
412** Abdullah (the Butcher) vs. Sabu (the Botcher)
413** The Ginyu Force is The Spirit Squad in the ending.
414* #189:
415** The ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover]]''-style ending, featuring everyone from Wrestling/CodyRhodes and Wrestling/KellyKelly to Wrestling/JakeRoberts[[note]]Actually, stills from his appearance at the infamous Heroes of Wrestling PPV, but still.[[/note]] to ''Hornswoggle'' to '''Wrestling/NewJack and Wrestling/TheIronSheik''' getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid.
416* #190:
417** GlassJawReferee to the extreme.
418** Wrestling/{{CZW}} is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'':
419--->'''Yzma''': Pull the lever, Kronk!\
420''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)''\
421'''SFX''': ''(as Yzma falls)'' '''''JEEEEEEEEEEEE[- EEESUUUUUUUUUU -][-- UUUUUUUUUS --]!!!'''''
422** "Stop living in the past, you idiots!".
423** And yet another corpsing fit courtesy of Gene Okerlund.
424[[/folder]]
425
426[[folder:Botchamania [=191–200=]]]
427* #192:
428** Wrestling/{{Kane}} scares Coach right off his chair.
429** Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds."
430** Introducing the British Table.
431* #193:
432** Wrestling/BookerT discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment.
433** A typical Wrestling/{{CZW}} setup is turned on its ear when [[spoiler: it instead cuts to Chuck Norris at Survivor Series '94 superkicking Wrestling/JeffJarrett; cut back to Creator/ConanOBrien, only with Wrestling/VinceRusso's head superimposed over his, with "SWERVE" as the caption]]. It then goes into CZW as normal.
434* #194:
435** ''[[Wrestling/MickFoley Mick Goddamn Foley]]'''s intro: "Hello, this is [[Wrestling/MickFoley the Hardcore Legend]], and you watching Botchamania, and I sincerely hope I'm not on this." [[BitingTheHandHumor He is.]]
436** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} And now it's time for "Good Idea; Bad Idea."]] Or, as Maffew describes it, "[[WimpFight These punches couldn't put a dent in a cream cake]]."
437** Wrestling/ScottSteiner gets pissed at the crowd for ''[[EnsembleDarkhorse cheering for him]].''
438** IWA King of the Death Matches 2011:
439*** Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song.
440*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images.
441** Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} vs. ring construction.
442* #195:
443** Wrestling/SamoaJoe legit [=KOs=] his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body.
444** William "The Refrigerator" Perry's promo at ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}} 2''. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. You can guess what Gene does.
445** Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup.
446* #196:
447** "FISH BATTER!"
448** Sandman's cell phone goes off.
449--->'''Sandman:''' Hey! ''(to the crowd)'' Tell my mom--am I'm in the middle of a match?!\
450''(crowd cheers)''\
451'''Sandman''': ...[[CassandraTruth no, I'm not in a bar]]!
452*** Someone in the crowd imitates Wrestling/TheIronSheik, knowing full well this is going in Botchamania.
453** Another random garbage match.
454* #197:
455** JR-Roonie, anyone?
456-->'''Wrestling/JimRoss:''' I never said I was a rapper!
457** An XPW announcer mouths off.
458-->De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week!
459** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue]] from 'Film/GlenOrGlenda'', as portrayed in ''Film/EdWood''.
460-->'''Bela:''' ''VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! '''POOL DA STRINK'''!''
461-->'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!'''''
462* #198:
463** It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently.
464** The Wrestling/{{CZW}} clips are setup with Wrestling/RandyOrton's theme playing (specifically "I Hear Voices in My Head, They Counsel Me, They Understand, They Talk to Me"). Before Conan pulls the lever, the phrase "PULL IT" blinks in and out repeatedly around him.
465* #199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present ''Genesis''." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, [[PretenderDiss it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive]]. [[spoiler:[[Platform/Sega32X TNA 32X]] ([[VideoGame/KnucklesChaotix "Door into Summer"]] plays)]]
466* #200:
467** A fan yells, "[[GroinAttack Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
468** Wrestling/TheMiz leaves his mark in the ring. Literally.
469** After a grueling Ladder Match, [[Wrestling/SamiZayn El Generico]] finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[SureLetsGoWithThat He celebrates by hoisting up both of them]].''
470*** After the match, Wrestling/KevinSteen had this to say:
471---->'''Steen''': I'll tell ya one thing...[[WorthyOpponent I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off]].
472** First came Insane [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes Dusty]] Commentary, then Inane [[Wrestling/BookerT Black Snow]] commentary, then there was Insipid [[Wrestling/{{Tazz}} Taz]] commentary, even Intoxicated [[Wrestling/RoddyPiper Piper]] Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic Wrestling/MichaelCole Commentary.
473-->[[Series/FatherTed "How does that gobshite get on the television?!"]]
474[[/folder]]
475
476[[folder:Botchamania [=201–210=]]]
477* #201:
478** Mark Haskins landing on his neck after a botched Shooting Star Press. What makes the comedy of this moment is that Wrestling/BrockLesnar's entrance music is playing during the clip! In case you don't get it, Wrestling/BrockLesnar's most famous botch was nearly exactly like that of Haskins'.
479** Suddenly, NINJAS! Thousands of them! Hey, Mr. Ninja! Watch out for that--''(crash)''...camera.
480** A [[ActionGirl joshi]] wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off.
481** The very fact that Wrestling/KurtAngle made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?
482-->'''Kurt:''' Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be...\
483''(Creator/ConanOBrien and his ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)''\
484'''SFX:''' JEEZUS!
485* #202
486** The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''VideoGame/StarFox64''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:
487-->'''Peppy:''' Okay, now shoot the switcher!\
488'''Zandig:''' NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!\
489''(The tank then shoots the switcher)''\
490'''SFX:''' ''(as a communique from Creator/ConanOBrien and his ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' lever)'' JEEZUS!\
491'''Peppy:''' Good going, Fox!\
492''(Game footage of the tracks switching, and the remains of the Forever Train crashing through barriers before hitting the fuel bunker)''\
493'''Zandig:''' AUUUUUUUGH...'''YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA ''DIE!!!'''''\
494''(KABOOOOOOM!)''
495** Zack Ryder comes into the ring in crutches...yet he seems to be using both feet normally. The dopey music really sells this bit.
496-->'''John Cena:''' ''[Thinking]'' Which one of Zack's feet hurts? He's limping on both of them. ''[Zack climbs the steps to the ring painfully]'' Wait, you don't need crutches now? ''[Zack heads back]'' Why didn't he use the wheelchair anyway? Wheelchairs work on ramps.
497* #203:
498** Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scrap Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
499** [[Wrestling/JohnLaurinaitis If you have a C-show,]] [[Wrestling/AlbertoDelRio if no one else can job it,]] [[Wrestling/{{Christian}} and if you can stand them,]] [[Wrestling/MarkHenry them maybe you can book...]] *ratatatatat* [[Series/TheATeam The Ace-Team.]] [--[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And starring]] Wrestling/DavidOtunga.--]
500** What really makes it is the footage of cars WWE wrecked throughout the nineties, set to the A-Team song.
501* #204:
502** In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed.
503** At TNA Victory Road '12, Jeremy Borash holds a cell phone and tells us that "Victory Road" is the No. 1 Twitter trend in the United Kingdom. Maffew then reminds all that "There's no legal way of watching TNA [=PPVs=] live in the UK. Be careful what you brag about."
504* #205:
505** This week's Madame de Stael gag lists "Boredom" as no Scott Steiner, and "Suffering" as, err.... no Scott Steiner.
506** An extremely heavy man makes his debut for an indy promotion, leans back on the ropes during his introduction... [[EpicFail and breaks the ring.]] Maffew even works in the losing horns from ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' to add insult to injury.
507** Poor Creator/MariaMenounos really gets it in this Botchamania for her performance at ''[=WrestleMania=] XXVIII''. Sure, she got a lot of acclaim for [[Awesome/WrestleMania working most of the match with broken ribs]], but it's not her overall performance that gets nitpicked by Maffew. For starters, Maria and Wrestling/KellyKelly performed a double stinkface to Wrestling/EveTorres and as Maffew points out, "Celebrity Woman stinkfaces Eve. Her fake tan rubs off on her arse."[[note]]Things go FromBadToWorse as the Internet was immediately abuzz with rumors that Maria [[BringMyBrownPants left skid marks before the match]].[[/note]] To make matters worse, she became the victim of "Corpsing at 'Mania? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
508** Apparently, CZW has invested in [[UnbreakableWeapons Japanese tables]].
509** *DANCING KHALI TIME*
510* #206:
511** The episode closes with the time on ''[=SmackDown=]'' that Wrestling/BigShow accidentally trampled and knocked out Wrestling/AJLee while trying to catch Wrestling/DanielBryan, causing him to have a teary-faced MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment as she's carted off on a stretcher... [[{{Bathos}} set to the melodramatic ending of]] ''WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc''
512--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Well what did you expect from an opera? A happy ending?
513* #208
514** This Botchamania takes a swing at the graphics used for the debut of Brooke Hogan in TNA, with voiceovers provided by ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
515-->''[cue airbrushed TNA graphic of a younger Brooke]''\
516'''Homer Simpson:''' [[http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/533471_338763782862172_169563553115530_789671_1427392356_n.jpg Yeah, that's one fine-looking barbeque pit.]]\
517''[cut to Brooke actually on TNA, age not doing her any favors]''\
518'''Homer Simpson:''' '''''[[http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/wp-content/gallery/brooke-hogan-impact/001.jpg WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?! AUGH!!]]'''''
519** The [[RunningGag lever pull]] in this one features [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jerkojABIl8 a mini-game]] from ''VideoGame/MarioParty''...
520--> ''[Wario pulls a lever]'' '''Zandig:''' Awww!
521--> ''[Mario pulls a lever]'' '''Zandig:''' Ohh, ma!
522--> ''[Yoshi pulls a lever]'' '''Zandig:''' ''Awww!''
523--> ''[Donkey Kong pulls a lever]'' '''Zandig:''' '''Doo-ah!''' ''[Levers reset]''
524--> ''[Wario pulls a lever]'' '''Zandig:''' '''''[[RunningGag JYAYZUS!]]'''''
525--> '''Wario:''' [[OhCrap D'oh, I missed!]]
526--> '''Zandig:''' '''''[[BerserkButton YAWWW, YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIIIIE!]]''''' ''[Blows up Wario]'' This is Wrestling/{{CZW}}!
527* #209:
528** Wrestling/SamoaJoe: "Tonight, you are an ENDS... to a means!" Cue six pictures of face-palming wrestlers filling the screen, followed by, all in the center, {{Wrestling/Christian}} with a goofy grin, covered by a smirking Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon, covered by the classic Wrestling/KevinNash grin.
529** What better way to showcase the "highlights" of TNA Destination X 2012 than to overlay on it the goddamn opening theme to ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends''?
530* #210:
531** ''Really'' Insipid Taz Commentary.
532** A stagehand pulls a Hawk and walks in on a promo.
533** ''Two'' Robbies corpsing?!
534[[/folder]]
535
536[[folder:Botchamania [=211–220=]]]
537* #212:
538** Middle finger gets [[InterfaceScrew audio-censored]].
539** Guitar solo pulls a Davey Richards and no-shows.
540** Rhyno gets whipped into the ropes and ''breaks all three ropes and all four turnbuckles at the same time.''
541** FANNYPACK-BREAKER.
542** A young fan enters the gym just as El Generico and "Team TV" are making their entrance. [[SureLetsGoWithThat Whatever; he's part of the team now :D]]
543*** From that same show, the ultimate rib: Z-Barr makes his entrance and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere everyone gets up and leaves the ringside area]].
544* #215: The CZW intro consists of Conan O'Brien pulling the lever over and over again while various images of Jesus are displayed. When the proper "JYAYZUS" hits, it's along with an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_(El%C3%ADas_Garc%C3%ADa_Mart%C3%ADnez) infamous botched portrait.]]
545--> "Huh?"
546* #216
547** Wrestling/{{Ryback}} becomes Rick James.
548** Who is Lord Tensai wrestling?
549--> '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wyOg0btC7w RRYYBBAACCKK]]'''
550** Wrestling/CMPunk socks a fan in the mouth. Set to Chumbawamba.
551* #217:
552** A montage of Wrestling/KofiKingston repeatedly legit kicking Wrestling/TheMiz in the face.
553** Wrestling/{{Ryback}} hits Wrestling/CMPunk with his finisher on top of the cell.
554--> '''Wrestling/JimRoss''': The danger zone these men are in!
555--> '''Picture of [[Wrestling/RandySavage Randy "Macho Man" Savage]]''': [lowers into frame] '''I've been in the danger zone!'''
556** A certain mysterious man wrecks Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}}'s set with a rocking horse.
557--> Please be careful! *clap clap clap*
558** Bully Ray confronts D-Von on the goings on.
559--> '''Ray''': We hit our finish! We hit the 3D! You covered Chris Sabin, and he kicked out! Nobody has ever kicked out of our finishing move! Nobody! In 15 years! In ECW, in WWE, in WCW, in Japan, not one single wrestler ever kicked out of our finish!
560--> ''[cuts to footage of Wrestling/MasatoTanaka kicking out of their finish from 1998]''
561--> '''Ray''': You're a lying sack of crap and you know it!
562* #218:
563** In the original version, Zandig sees you ridin' 'round town with the girl he loves and he says [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2VuxqKSnu8 "FUCK YOU. HRRAAAAAGH."]]
564** Later, [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosDic Zandig kidnaps the princess in a flying car]].
565-->'''Princess Toadstool''': Where are you taking me?
566-->'''Zandig!Koopa''': '''YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE HOW FAR WE'RE GONNA GO!'''
567-->*The princess starts sneezing, which annoys Koopa*
568-->'''Zandig!Koopa''': '''I AM GONNA KILL YOU!''' *pulls lever* '''JEEEEEEEEZUS!'''
569-->*The princess is dropped out of the car, screaming*
570-->'''Zandig!Koopa''': '''''FUCK! YOU!'' I'M OUTTA HERE!''' *drives off* '''HRRAAAAGH!'''
571** "That one was for you, Maffew!"
572** The ending features a glitch from WWE '13, showing a floating Kane slowly descending upon a bicycle, from newLegacyinc.
573* #220: Yet another remix involving John Zandig causes trouble with Website/YouTube, this time, mixed in with Creator/ChrisRock. Ladies and gentlemen: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ftan0s06yE There Is No JYAYZUS in CZW]].
574--> '''Creator/ChrisRock''': Don't go to clubs with '''''{THE WIFE BEATER!!!}''''' Sure it feels safe inside, but what about '''''{THE HATE CLUB!!!}''''' waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got none. '''''{I GUARANTEE IT!!!}''''' If a woman tells you she's 20, and looks 16, she's '''''{FIVE!!!}'''''. If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's '''''{ROBBIE MORENO!!!}'''''. '''''{NICK GAGE!!!}'''''couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. Young black men, if you go to '''''{CZW...}''''' and someone steps on your foot, '''''{I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!}'''''
575[[/folder]]
576
577[[folder:Botchamania [=221–230=]]]
578* #223: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FuzabDTOtc The commentary starting at 9:30]].
579--> '''Announcer''': After seventeen minutes of talking, at least, between Hardcore Kid and young Tedward Hart, we have the match, finally. The Hardcore Kid, versus the gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown, Lit and Deranged.
580** It just gets funnier from there.
581* #224: CZW Clips with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0VnUY7tGIA STONED COLD STEVE AUSTWEED]]
582* #225: [[Film/FlashGordon1980 FACK! Ahh-ahh, Savior of the universe...]]
583* #229:
584** Maffew goes through the entire Mongo introduction, but at the very end...
585--> *RecordNeedleScratch*
586--> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers]]''': He's not available, sir.
587--> '''Mr. Burns''': Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent.
588--> *rolls footage of TNA's Gut Check contestant Magno*
589** The "American Table" is voiced by the villain from ''Film/TheMuppets2011''. "Maniacal laaaugh...maniacal laaaaugh..."
590* #230: Maffew adds WWE subtext to the caucus race from ''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'', with John Cena as the Dodo, the WWE Title as his campfire, and everyone else as the animals circling him. Cena enjoys his title while [[{{Jobber}} everyone else jobs to him repeatedly.]]
591--> '''Cena:''' You'll never get over[[hottip:*: over = a popular success with fans]] that way!
592--> '''Alice:''' Get over?
593--> '''Cena:''' You have to run with the others! First rule of a caucus race, you know...
594--> '''Alice:''' But how can I... ''[Jobs]''
595--> '''Cena:''' That's better! We'll have you over in no time!
596--> '''Alice:''' No one can ever get over this way!
597[[/folder]]
598
599[[folder:Botchamania [=231–240=]]]
600* #235:
601** [[AC:*Benoit*]]
602*** [[AC:*[[ElNinoIsSpanishForTheNino El Benoit]]*]]
603* #236:
604** The ending being the famous botched shooting star press by Brock Lesnar, showing a bubble next to his head of Rob Van Dam doing his Van Dam Lift while closing in [[Wrestling/JoeyStyles "His groin! HIS GROIN! HIS GROOOOOIIIIIIIIN!"]]
605** Bryan Danielson tries a hurricanrana off the top rope on Cena...who then walks off the turnbuckle and briefly stacks Bryan on the top of his head. [[SickeningCrunch *thud*]]
606-->'''Caption:''' '''Drop me on my beard, will ya?!'''\
607''(Bryan hits running Tiger Knee on Cena)''\
608'''Caption:''' '''STITCH THIS YA CUNT'''
609* #238:
610** [[Film/TheRoom2003 Tommy Wiseau]] expresses his opinion of the WWE Network.
611** {{Engrish}} at its finest.
612-->''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5uHdQARB-o VERY VERY VERY BREAKY BREAKY BREAKY BISHI BISHIIII]]''
613** The 2005 Royal Rumble:
614-->Cena and [[Wrestling/{{Batista}} Dave]] are the last two in the ring. Dave is supposed to win. However...\
615''(Batista attempts to power bomb Cena, only for Batista to stumble backward over the top rope and out to the floor)''\
616...they fuck up and both end up eliminated. They stall until Vince shows up...\
617''(Enter Vince [=McMahon=], who is royally pissed. He charges the ring, slides under the rope, and crumples up into a ball)''\
618...who then [[EpicFail tears his quad getting into the ring]] and has to sit down to sort this out. Match restarts; Dave wins. [[WasItReallyWorthIt Both Cena & Dave would win the titles at 'Mania]]. Vince would tear his other quad walking to the back, having refused medical assistance.\
619''(Cue [[spoiler:image of a giggling Wrestling/KevinNash on commentary in WCW]])''
620* #239: Frankie the Mobster [[AuthorAppeal (Maffew's Favorite Wrestler)]] accidentally spits on a fan.
621-->'''Frankie''': ''(starts building up phlegm)''\
622''({{Beat}})''\
623''[Ref moves, phlegm hits girl]''\
624'''Frankie''': ''(over shocked gasps from the crowd)'' [[SincerityMode I SINCERELY]] [[OutOfCharacterMoment DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT]].
625[[/folder]]
626
627[[folder:Botchamania [=241–250=]]]
628* #241:
629** In the unification match between Cena and Orton, the graphic announces the new Heavyweigh champion.
630-->''"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cos that cunt's a cunt." [[spoiler:cue SinCara showing up in the corner]].''
631** Mick Foley on mangling Bray Wyatt's name: "[[Website/{{Twitter}} @RealMickFoley]] OK OK, I messed up! How many #1 NY Times best-sellers have YOU written?"
632** Everyone talks...TOO [[BaitAndSwitch LITTLE]]
633--->''First Vinnie Mac segment has nae audio. Second one has nae volume. (apart from the commentators sniffing.)
634** PWG Matt Rushmore: A wrestler pulls off a moonsault to the outside...and clips one of the low hanging ceiling lights mid-jump.
635** The ending: "Machop! Use [[Wrestling/ClaudioCastagnoli Giant Swing attack]]!"
636* #242 was based on the 2014 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'':
637** Borrowing from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E4TreehouseOfHorrorVIII Treehouse of Horror VIII]]" for ''Royal Rumble'' ideas:
638--->''(A censor, rebranded as Wrestling/VinceMcMahon, is going through a script labeled "List of Ideas for the Royal Rumble".'')\
639'''"Vince":''' ''(on "Wrestling/CMPunk to win")'' No... ''(on "Wrestling/BrayWyatt to win")'' No... ''(on "Anything other than Cena/Orton")'' No... ''(on "[[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] to win")'' HaHaHaNo... ''(on "[[Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan Duggan]] and Wrestling/TheIronSheik to travel together")'' Hmmm... [[InsideJoke I think we can do without the crack pipe]]... oh! Hi! As [[MediaWatchdog the FOX censor]], [[ExecutiveMeddling it's my job to protect you from reality]].
640*** Wade Barrett has some bad news for you: before the Rumble match itself, you're gonna suffer through one of the worst matches in history...''(cue [[spoiler:graphic of Cena vs. Orton]])''
641*** The crowd gets excited, thinking Danielson's gonna enter at #30. But when Mysterio enters instead...
642---->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Hades]]''': What was that name again...\
643'''Megara''': ''(sound byte of Rey's theme as it plays "REY MYSTERIO")''\
644'''Hades''': ''(FreakOut)''
645*** Batista wins the Rumble...
646---->'''Mr. Burns''': ...Smithers? Are they booing me?\
647'''Smithers''': Er...no! They're saying boo-'''[[Wrestling/RicFlair (TISTA!!!)]]''', boo-'''(TISTA!!!)'''\
648'''Mr. Burns''': ''(in front of an ad for [[ScrappyMechanic the WWE App]])'': Are you saying boo or boo-'''(TISTA!!!)'''?\
649''(Crowd starts pelting him with garbage)''\
650'''Hans Moleman''': ''(the actual Ric Flair)'' I was saying boo-'''(TISTA!!!)''' (not animated)
651** Politics in ten words: "Two guys you don't want to win. The shittiest wins."
652* #243:
653** A clinic between Rob Van Dam and Chris Benoit is diverted thanks to [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny the crowd's attention drawn to]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a fan getting ejected from the arena]].
654** [[Wrestling/PrimeTimePlayers Darren Young takes the mic from Titus O'Neil]], claiming he never gets to talk. He then calls out the name Houston. [[EpicFail They were in Austin]]. Cue [[NeverLiveItDown everyone in the arena, in the ring, and at ringside busting his chops over it]].
655** Jake The Snake sticks "new and improved Damian" on Wrestling/DeanAmbrose. a) that's not Damian (and it's not a LegacyCharacter, either), and b) Dean Ambrose is {{Corpsing}}.
656** Scared [[Wrestling/JohnCena family]] corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!
657** Wrestling/SethRollins jumps over the barrier, and promptly face plants. It was obvious Maffew got a lot of copies of this clip in his inbox, because...
658--->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Sterling Archer]]''': ''(playing the LosingHorns from Series/ThePriceIsRight on his phone)'' Ha! Been waiting FOREVER to use that!
659** Bart was recording the Rumble, it turns out...
660--->'''Bart''': ''(pausing)'' Watch this, Lees...you can actually pinpoint the second when the crowd's heart rips in half! ''(Bart then advances frame-by-frame up to where Rey Mysterio makes his entrance into the Rumble)'' ...aaaaand now!\
661'''Lisa''': ''(heartbroken FacePalm)''
662* #244:
663** Wrestling/WadeBarrett manages to downplay the fact that his "BNB" podium isn't working--first by chewing out the tech guys, but then...
664-->'''Wade''': I have come down to ''[[IMeantToDoThat your level]]'' to deliver some bad news to Daniel Bryan fans.\
665'''Caption''': Good Save!
666** Wade Barrett has some bad news for you: before the Elimination Chamber match itself, you're gonna suffer through one of the worst matches in history...''(cue [[spoiler:graphic of Batista vs. Del Rio]])''. Said match is spiced up with various forms of [[Manga/DragonBallZ Buu]] and Music/{{Yes}} graphics for booing and cheering respectively.
667*** And the commentary trying to downplay or dispel the chants for CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Brock Lesnar, and even [=Y2J=]. (And the legendary BOO-Tis-Ta! chants.)
668--->*points to his dick*\
669Babyface of the year 2014\
670** *cue shots of the completely apathetic audience* "[[DespairEventHorizon The moment when you realize they're actually doing Orton vs. Bootista]]."
671** Maffew has always taken to using "No Easy Way Out" from ''Film/RockyIV'' for the Elimination Chamber pay-per-views, but this time, when the verse comes to the lyric "I just wanna know why", that's when Batista makes his entrance.
672** Mark Henry vs. panels:
673--->'''Mark''': Well, my son Jacob has briefed me on how these panel things work, so I think I got it down tonight.\
674'''Caption''': '''He Lied.'''
675** The self-serving history of Michael Cole in regards to Wrestling/JackSwagger, and the New Age Outlaws.
676** One of the endings invokes Poochie, of all things:
677--->'''CM Punk''': Let me tell you a personal story about Vince [=McMahon=]--\
678'''Very clumsily redub voice''': I have to go now; my planet needs me.\
679''(The animation cel with CM Punk on it is clumsily edited to look like he's flying away)''\
680'''Note: CM Punk died on the way back to his home planet.'''
681* #245:
682** Wrestling/ChrisHero's story about how he got MistakenForRacist on Website/YouTube thanks to some black fans instigating with him and even attacking him; Chris laments that [[KarmaHoudini they weren't ejected for starting shit with a performer]].
683** A CZW match is hampered not by shitty wrestling, but by [[ItMakesSenseInContext rolling blackouts]].
684*** Rory Mondo gets a badass makeover...and his entrance crashes and burns when the sound guys accidentally cut off his theme during his entrance. [[spoiler:Cue Botchamania chants!]]
685** Wrestling/HulkHogan's WWE Network promo.
686--->'''Hogan:''' History is being made right now with the launch of the WWE Universe. ({{beat}}) The WWE Universe has now launched the WWE Network. That's why history is being made right now with everybody in the WWE Universe.
687--->''(cue a goalie in [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball soccer/football]] deflecting a shot from halfway across the field)''
688--->'''Caption:''' Good Save Hogan!
689** Legendary lucha libre star (and notorious SmallNameBigEgo) Mil Mascaras steadfastly refuses to sell any of Cactus Jack's offense. The cameraman feels so bad that ''he sells for Cactus''.
690** The ending: Bart at the Rumble (Kamp Krusty) believing Daniel Bryan (Krusty) will come, only to be treated to Barney Gumble in a shitty Krusty getup (Rey Mysterio).
691* #246:
692** Goldberg vs. Tigger (that is, a fan randomly decided to dress as Tigger while sitting in the front row)
693** "This is boring!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" dueling chants! (in all fairness, the match was bad)
694** Brock Lesnar throws a monitor into the crowd and wallops a fan with it. Including fan-cam footage to prove it. Some "Lawsuit!" chants briefly pipe up, too.
695* #247:
696** [[Wrestling/KurtAngle Kurt]] is told he's lost his hearts.
697-->'''Caption:''' [[Series/DoctorWho Both of them?]]
698** Earl Hebner gets hit by the door (of the cage he's trying to unlock). And decides to sell it harder than he sold t-shirts out of his car.
699** YOU WILL BE BARIED ALIVE. Too bad, too; the sign it's written on is accompanied by a really nice portrait of the Undertaker...
700** [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon McMahon]] decides to blade. After [[MadeOfPlasticine one punch]]. But because he's Vince, he decides to do it with [[ChewingTheScenery flair]]. [[spoiler:cue Vince with his face almost completely red and blood pouring out of his head like a fountain]].
701** *[[Wrestling/{{Sabu}} SABU]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext RUN-IN]]*
702** The RapidFireNo [[GratuitousFrench (in French!)]] that introduces CZW.
703*** Before the main event, the crowd is distracted by a sex offender getting arrested by police. Sonjay Dutt won. [[YankTheDogsChain Those two facts are unrelated]].
704** Goldberg: Hebrew. Wrestling/ScottHall: [[DrugsAreBad He]] [[TheAlcoholic brewed.]]
705** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1heb8k_senator-kanestrong_fun Senator Kanestrong]].
706* #248:
707** X-Pac talking about the Ding Dongs--two masked wrestlers with an overbearing bell ringing gimmick.
708-->'''X-Pac''': ...you're not buying it, are you?
709*** At the end of the match they showed, even Wrestling/JimRoss is snarking that their gimmick is horrible.
710** Akira Taue ("named after [a] [[Manga/{{Akira}} manga where Japan gets destroyed]]") vs. Wrestling/{{Vader}} ("[[PersonOfMassDestruction could actually destroy Japan]]")
711** Wrestling/TerryFunk wants to cut a promo:
712--->'''Terry''': ''(grabs a microphone, paces around)'' GIVE ME THE MICROPHONE!\
713'''Caption''': [[FailedASpotCheck It's in your hand, Terry]].
714** There is something [[{{Bathos}} very oddly humorous]] about CZW botches set to the theme to ''WeesternAnimation/InspectorGadget''.
715** The Music/InsaneClownPosse shoot about when Shaggy was powerbombed on the top of a Partridge Family-style bus...and slips off, causing his opponent to FreakOut (he was even very clearly trying to hold onto him to keep him from falling). Meanwhile, J was gingerly thrown through a table and sells it, not knowing what happened to his partner. When they get to the back after the match, J thinks the outpouring of sympathy and concern is for him.
716* #249:
717** Wrestling/ColtCabana does the intro...''with Maffew!'' And he even calls him, too; "He's right over there!"
718** Each of the first group of botches is intercut with the shocked reactions of people having seen [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker the end of the streak]], to make it look like they've seen how bad the flub was.
719** Wrestling/HulkHogan thinks he's back in ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 3''. Cue Stone Cold and The Rock giving him grief for confusing the Silverdome with the Superdome.
720*** [[Film/TopGun HIGHWAY TO THE SILVERDOME]]
721** The Divas match follows the Undertaker vs. Lesnar match. Cue chants of "[[TooBleakStoppedCaring NO ONE CARES]]"
722** At the Hall of Fame:
723-->*[[SpecialEffectsFailure screen goes off]]* *crowd starts chanting for it to come back* *[[Wrestling/ReyMysterio Rey]] doesn't know what to do* *[[{{Filler}} so he just grins awkwardly]]*
724** The trophy for the Wrestling/AndreTheGiant battle royal is [[spoiler:GIANT GOLDEN HOMER SIMPSON]]
725* #250:
726** Wrestling/{{Kane}} gets his own [[InfernalRetaliation burning table]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard used against him]]. The crew at ringside are naturally worried about Kane's safety...but get a little carried away with the fire extinguishers...
727-->'''Okay, enough spraying! *continues to spray* *Kane runs for his life*'''
728** Lilian Garcia gets cut off. [[EnsembleDarkhorse Cue crowd booing]].
729** When Daniel Bryan has to bring Kane back to the ring to actually count the pin. He does so with a fork lift.
730-->'''JBL''': [[BlatantLies I've never seen anything like this]]!\
731''(Cue footage of Brock Lesnar bringing The Big Show [[ItsBeenDone back to the ring at a prior pay-per-view via forklift]])''\
732'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel & the Bots]]''': This is the song written for the trail chase / This is the chase, Rocky and Ken / He tried to kill me with a forklift~ / Ole!
733** Wrestling/ScottSteiner [[ClusterFBomb vs. Fans]].
734** Batista and the Tight Pants song
735*** [[spoiler:*rip*]]
736** Maffew's message at the end:
737-->'''At Botchamania 200, [[CallBack I said I'd consider ending the videos at 250]].\
738Am I ending Botchamania?\
739''({{Beat}})''\
740I will answer that question...\
741''({{Beat}})''\
742[[AndTheAdventureContinues when we hit Botchamania 300]]. Until then...'''\
743''(Cue footage of Series/MrBean driving down the road and flipping off everyone he passes set to Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin's theme)''
744[[/folder]]
745
746[[folder:Botchamania [=251–260=]]]
747* #251:
748** The intro is done as a loving tribute to Wrestling/BookerT. Including "We Coming for You, Nigga" as well.
749** Maffew had a grande olde time mocking the [[EpicFail TNA's latest awful ref bump]].
750** Billy Reil vs. Thomas Suede--WE'RE BOTH FUCKED.
751** MoodDissonance abound as TNA botches are set to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKPG3cGxtJU Mabe Village]] from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening''.
752** Shocking Debuts[[note]](the infamous Shockmaster entrance)[[/note]] set to [[Music/MileyCyrus Wrecking Ball]]!
753** Wrestling/KurtAngle shoots about an incident where Wrestling/BobBacklund was suppose to put a "stage hand" in his Crossface Chickenwing finisher, but screws up on-camera and resets ''while the camera is on''. While Angle looks on in shock and alarm.
754** Trying and failing to light a table on fire for a spot is bad enough. Doing so with JeopardyThinkingMusic playing is oddly hysterical. [[spoiler:Especially when the fire goes out anyway.]]
755** [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove Yzma and Kronk]] [[CallBack vs. Levers]] Part II:
756--->'''Yzma''': ''(points to the right lever)'' Pull the lever!\
757'''Kronk''': Er...this lever?\
758'''Yzma''': Eh, I worked out the bugs.\
759'''Kronk''': Just checking. ''(pulls lever)''\
760'''SFX''': Jeezus! ''[[spoiler:(the ground turns and they both fall through)]]''
761** Stone Cold's ClusterFBomb to a backhoe driver who can't work the backhoe in a Buried Alive match (to bury The Undertaker--literally).
762* #256
763** Wrestling/BrockLesnar repeatedly German suplexing Wrestling/JohnCena. Set to Music/{{Rammstein}}.
764** Working Lesnar's "Blood, Urine, and Vomit" threat into the intro and putting "vomit" over the Totino's ad logo.
765* #257: What happens when a ladder match's only ladders break? You ''improvise''. The results are honestly kind of stunning.
766* #258: During a Hell in a Cell match, one wrestler ''narrowly'' avoids getting impaled by a post from the descending cage; Maffew dubs over the clip with dialogue from the "Jill Sandwich" scene in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil1''.
767* #259:
768** Cole refuses to play ball during another Hornswoggle segment.
769** ''WWF Metal'' commentators mock the crowd for their poor literacy...and immediately forget which country they're in.
770** '''cm punk is overrated'''
771--->'''[[Film/DieHardWithAVengeance Zeus Carver]]''': You got about 10 seconds before [[{{Website/Reddit}} those guys]] see you, and when they do they will ''kill'' you, do you understand?
772* #260: Dean Ambrose finds a hidden Light Capsule.
773[[/folder]]
774
775[[folder: Botchamania [=261–270=]]]
776* #261:
777** JBL, closeted DC fanboy, claims that Bruce Wayne has to do everything that Batman tells him to do. Or was it [[PopCultureIsolation Albert?]]
778-->'''Maffew:''' '''''ALFRED.''''' [displays picture of [[Characters/WWECommentators Lord Alfred Hayes]]]
779** One of the endings: [[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor The Last Great Zandig War.]]
780---> '''Dalek Emperor: JEEEZUS!!!'''
781* #262: The ''Raw'' GM's Laptop singing "[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Daisy]]" after it gets pushed over and smashed.
782* #263:
783** The [[FingerPokeOfDoom brief brushing-up-against bump that sends Michael Cole spilling out of his chair]].
784** Crowd not into Swagger vs. Rusev, and a drunk fan gets thrown out after trying to attack security. ''("[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Mad Reaper]]" cues up)''
785** Big Show accidentally brains Rowan with the steps, and Dean Ambrose accidentally headshots Bray Wyatt.
786--->'''SFX:''' [[Film/{{JFK}} "Back, and to the left..."]]
787** "GET OUT HERE, [[{{Wrestling/Fandango}} FANDILDO!]]"
788** The "differences" between a no-holds barred, extreme rules, street fight matches:
789--->'''Lawler''': ...maybe we should explain some of the differences in these matches--\
790'''Wrestling/VinceMcMahon''' ''(audible in Lawler's headset)'' NO, DAMN IT!\
791'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry]]''': My god, four identical castles!\
792'''Bender''': Each one more identical than the last!
793* #264:
794** [[VisualPun Cornetto Face.]]
795** "Sami Zayn deserves to be [[ThatCameOutWrong fucked]]!"
796** One of the first instances of "I AM THE TABLE"
797** Ah, memories...or Merrick Brave's [[EpicFail Shooting Star Press onto the turnbuckle he jumped off of]]
798--->'''Hermes''': I'M GONNA JUMP!\
799'''Amy Wong''': ''(over everyone else)'' Hermes, no!\
800'''Bender''': [[BlackComedy Do a flip!]]
801** The ICP commentates on their own JCW program. Including the infamous Asai moonsault spot, which broke the second rope and almost broke the guy doing it (though Shaggy calls it a suicide dive):
802--->'''Shaggy''': OHHHH! SUICIDE IS RIGHT!\
803'''J''': ...fell down...\
804'''Shaggy''': SUICIDE IS RIGHT!\
805'''J''': ...I don't know what to say; my feelings are hurt after that.
806** The endings: Cena curses [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor Big Show's]] [[Series/{{Firefly}} sudden but inevitable betrayal]].
807* #265:
808** Uh-oh. Diving onto The Miz. Better extend so he can catch me. ''(he doesn't)'' FFS. He still Mizzed.
809** The Royal Rumble approaches.
810--->'''JBL''': And two people have won it from the #1 position, including hall-of-famer HBK in 1995.\
811'''Caption''': And...?\
812''(Cue footage of Wrestling/ChrisBenoit winning, [[UnPerson set to "Don't You Forget About Me"]])''
813*** Seth Rollins lasted longer than anyone in [2014's] Rumble match. ''(Cue footage of CM Punk entering, [[UnPerson also set to "Don't You Forget About Me"]])''
814** OLE OLE OLE chants are back! ''(Cue image of Sami Zayn)''
815** The Royal Rumble turns heel again. Kofi Kingston turns heel. Wrestling/RomanReigns turns heel. Commentators don't even ''try'' to talk over the loudest "CM PUNK!" chant since MITB 2011. (All of this set to thunderous boos after Daniel Bryan is eliminated in anticlimactic fashion.) And then things got worse. ''(with a Boo wearing a Philadelpha Eagles cap)''
816--->'''Homer''': ''(as Kane and Big Show dispose of Dolph Ziggler)'' It's just a little dirty; it's still good, it's still good!\
817''(Kane and Big Show dispose of Bray Wyatt)''\
818'''Homer''': It's just a little slimy; it's still good, it's still good!\
819''(Kane and Big Show dispose of Dean Ambrose)'' \
820'''Homer''': It's just a little airborne; it's still good, it's still good!\
821'''Bart''': It's gone.\
822'''Homer''': I know...
823** The crowd is chanting for Rusev. (who went ''through'' the ropes, and wasn't eliminated) Quick! Send out The Rock! The Rock turns heel. ''(Roman Reigns looks up at the [=WrestleMania=] sign, which has been replaced with the Cornette Face.)''
824--->'''Caption''': The fuck you staring at me for?
825** Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett talk about Wade's RAW debut, where he was still in the NXT mentor/rookie system. Apparently, due to shitty acoustics and stage fright, Wade has no idea what Chris is saying and is completely unprepared for when [[OhCrap Jericho hands Wade the microphone]]. [[HilarityEnsues Wade just goes off on a tangent]].
826--->'''Jericho''': I just asked you to introduce me.\
827'''Wade''': ...whatever you say, boss! Ladies and gentlmen, Chris Jericho!
828** During a promo between Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar, it's rumored that the audio was muted so Roman could get lines fed to him, which leads to this.
829--->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry]]''': Start with the compliments; tells her (Lesnar) she looks thin.\
830'''Zoidberg!Roman Reigns''' **To Brock Lesnar**: You seem well nourished; are you suffering from internal parasite?
831* #266:
832** "[[Wrestling/WadeBarrett ...the big man from Prescott, England]]. It's Preston! Everything's [[BritainIsOnlyLondon "Near London"]] to Americans, anyway
833** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Two wrestlers are going to do something really drastic to a stuffed bear]]. Before it can happen, the bear gets stuck in the rafters.
834** A Hardcore Rules match gets ruled a no contest (after Abyss and Yoshihiro Takayama shove the ref).
835--->'''Jim Cornette''': Fuck. This. Company. ''(showing off [[TheMerch a Botchamania shirt with his face on it]] [[AscendedMeme that he's currently wearing]])'' See this face...please, cameraman, put my--cuz I did this accidentally, I can't do it again, ''(tries to imitate the face)'' you know, but that was the face.
836** Japanese crowd laughs at Bob Sapp wrestling as well as he fights
837** According to Wrestling/LexLuger, a lot of guys were fortunate to have contracts with LOL Time Warner.
838** "I Almost Killed John Boy Tonight," by Chuck Taylor.
839* #267:
840** After his double turn with Bret Hart, Stone Cold talks about his "[[TitleDrop Botchamania stunner]]" on the ref.
841** Meet the new '''BOTCH''', same as the old '''BOTCH'''.
842** Josh Matthews and Taz ringside? One minute later, Taz & Josh are shown in a studio somewhere...presumably somewhere deep underground.
843** 1PW clips...set to "Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr. Hitler?".
844** Avalanch ([[HypocriticalHumor Mis-spelt]]) and Mike Blackwell (Misinformed) vs. the Skyscrapers. Look at that NoSell Count fly! [[spoiler:Same with the Getting Stiffed count!]]
845** Kevin Nash on Wrestlemania XI. Complete with "THE WORST POWERBOMB IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING PRO WRESTLING FOR THE FINISH."
846** Smash Wrestling has gotten hold of a British table. No amount of spots, splashes, or [[ImprobableWeaponUser hits with a keg]] are enough to break it. [[spoiler:When it finally DOES break, the crowd gives a standing ovation.]]
847--->"[[IAmSpartacus I am]] THE TABLE"
848** The endings: Rusev [[Series/SaturdayNightLive wants to be your shadow!]] Here's you, there's Rusev! There's you, there's--''([[Creator/ChrisFarley bellyflops through table]])''
849*** CM Punk's [[WordSaladHumor opinions on]] Music/FatboySlim.
850* #268:
851** [=Linda McMahon=] dives in front of the proverbial train that is ''[[Wrestling/WWEFastlane Fastlane]]''.
852--->'''Linda''': For the past 37 years, I've turned my head when all of your past transgressions took place...\
853''(As she spoke, we are treated to rapid-fire images of Series/JerrySpringer hosting his show on Raw, [[GameShow Million Dollar Mania]], ''[=WrestleMania 27=]'', and Grumpy Cat hosting RAW)''\
854'''Linda''': ...but tonight, you are going down a path to divide this family. You are doing something, Vince, that you can't come back from.\
855''(Portraits of Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns appear on opposite sides of Vince's head as he "ponders")''\
856'''Caption under Bryan:''' '''Is small'''\
857'''Caption under Reigns:''' '''Is big'''
858** The ''[[Wrestling/WWEFastlane Fastlane]]'' logo slowly superimposed over an [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense image of money burning]].
859--->'''Vince''': [[DefensiveWhat What]]? Was it something I said?
860** During Goldust vs. Stardust, JBL compares the two to [[Film/TheGodfather Michael and Fredo]]. Michael Cole "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint corrects]]" JBL, saying "It's, er, Frodo, actually."
861*** And the ref fucks up the finish.
862---->'''Caption''': Botch happens in 2015. Better [[ViolationOfCommonSense show replays of it]].
863** The Ascension comments on the Bushwackers getting into the Hall of Fame. Then a graphic about the Hall of Fame comes up after a Bellas match.
864--->'''Michael Cole''': We'll tell you who the tag team is when we come back.\
865'''Caption''': [[SarcasmMode Fuck me, who could it be?]]
866** John Cena found himself stuck in [[{{Malaproper}} the Acolyte]] ''(with a thought bubble of him thinking of JBL and Ron Simmons as a tag team)''
867** A German wrestler wrestling [[CheapHeat in England]] slips on the German flag he was carrying in his hand.
868** ROPE BREAK!
869** The All-New Adventures of the British Table
870** Necro Butcher talks about fighting Super Dragon. The two go through with a "hockey fight" spot[[labelnote:explanation]]Grab the shirt with one hand, RapidFireFisticuffs with the other[[/labelnote]], wherein the former accidentally knocks out the latter (Dragon retired soon after). Then, he talks about his match with "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson. He gets worked up and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown goes nuts on him]]. Then, a few minutes in...
871--->'''Butcher''': ...wait a minute! [[ConsummateProfessional He's]]...he's ''working with me!'' Shit; I didn't have to do that! I beat him up all--I didn't have to do that! I got all excited for nothing! He didn't know noting about me fucking up Super Dragon. [[ProperlyParanoid I'm always thinking everyone's out to get me...and most times, they are]].
872** The endings: [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner PHENOMAMON]]--[[Series/SesameStreet doot doo doo-doo-doo]]...
873*** Stupid sexy CM Punk!
874*** If WWE had ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 3'' Voice Acting.
875*** The WesternAnimation/TeenTitans are freaked out by the ending to ''[[Wrestling/WWEFastlane Fastlane]]''.
876* #269:
877** Wrestling/CurtisAxel doesn't know the difference between a day and an hour. And it's ''[[EpicFail printed on the TitanTron as he says it]].''
878** The absurdity that was Robocop in WCW.
879** Heyman's promos are so incredible that the mics can't withstand them.
880--->*throws mic*\
881--splat--
882** Wrestling/CurtHennig drunk on ''Nitro''. Hennig oversells a good time.
883** Kids Eat Free on Tuesday at Chikara!
884--->'''Wrestler''': Ladies and gentlemen, you have just seen the end of Wrestling/GranAkuma! [[WouldHurtAChild And you can cry all you want; daddy will never be the same again]]!
885** When Wrestling/SamiCallihan [[PottyFailure shits his pants]]. A lot.
886* #270:
887** Randy Orton knows that Seth Rollins will have the [[{{Malaproper}} dack stecked]] against him.
888** *goes to top rope* Wait, what am I doing? I'm fat.
889** SwearJar ahoy.
890** Rusev and the White Russian. JBL and Booker completely shit all over the skit. Hell, even the "lawyer" has trouble keeping it together.
891--->'''Caption''': Lawyer gets taken out by capitalist bottom rope
892*** Hey Kay Adams-Corleone, what did you think of that segment?
893--->'''Kay''': It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael!\
894'''Caption''': *Maggle* Thanks, Kay.
895** The CZW lever is in the hands of Charles Montgomery Burns.
896--->'''Mr. Burns''': Alright, let's make this sporting, Leonard: if you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you [[HarderThanHard without using the letter "E"]], you can keep your job.\
897'''Lenny''': Uh, okay. Um...I'm a good...work...guy--\
898'''Mr. Burns''': You're fired.\
899'''Lenny''': But I didn't say--\
900'''Mr. Burns''': You will. ''(pulls lever)''\
901''(Lennydrops into a trap door)''\
902'''SFX''': JEEEEEEEEE[-EEEEEEEEEEE-][--EEEEEEEEE--][---EEEEESUS!!!---]
903** The endings: [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Scenes of people looking]]!
904--->'''Crow''': Really something!
905*** Stone Cold's performance review. Set to [[Music/TheLonelyIsland Like a Boss]].
906*** The [=DJ3000=] plays [=CDs=] automatically and has three varieties of inane chatter--that is to say, Cole, Lawler, and JBL relentlessly shilling the $9.99 price tag on the WWE Network. [[spoiler:Then one of the [=DJs=] punches it...and it goes into Dusty Rhodes' legendary Hard Times promo.]]
907[[/folder]]
908
909[[folder: Botchamania [=271–280=]]]
910* #271:
911** [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Ever-reliable]] Booker T sums up the women's division as ''[='=]Bitches Be Craaaazy[='=]''.
912-->'''Marge Simpson:''' Hrrmmmph. It's true, but he shouldn't '''say''' it!
913** A grip bumbles his way into Cole's shot. "'''[[Creator/ChristianBale OHHHHHHH GOOD FOR YOOOOUUUU.]]'''"
914** Show's expression at the "PLEASE RETIRE" chants. Don't they know the strongest man can cry?
915** The NXT crowd has completely lost the plot at this point and starts doing The Wave. Byron Saxton [[GotMeDoingIt starts to join in]] and gets shouted down by his co-announcers.
916** Nash: [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld I don't always job, but when I do]], [[ExiledToTheCouch my wife refuses to put out]] [[labelnote:explanation]]Nash's first gimmick in WCW ended up being in a tag team that was a lame Legion of Doom knockoff, where in Nash was told to cut his long hair into a mohawk and dye it purple (which even his wife thought looked lame). And after a match wherein his partner missed a headbutt by "about 35 miles," he was told to grow his hair back out.[[/labelnote]]
917** The ending with the Intercontinental title going from Wade Barrett, to Dean Ambrose, to Dolph Ziggler, to Luke Harper and finally, to Daniel Bryan.
918* #272:
919** John Cena talks too much.... even ''during'' matches. JBL takes the piss.
920** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 The Kree]] are comin' for ''you'', nigga!
921* #273:
922** Sin Cara is too short to ''even climb into the ring''.
923--->And this is the good Sin Cara
924** Michael Cole is [[GlobalIgnorance not very familiar with UK geography]].
925--->'''Caption''': Bollocks to this, [[TalkToTheFist send him to the Knacker's yard]], Brock\
926''(cue footage of Brock F5ing Cole set to [[PatrioticFervor "Vindaloo"]])''
927** Austin Idol's just pinned Jerry Lawler. [[DidNotThinkThisThrough It's Memphis. It's 1987]]. [[TorchesAndPitchforks Crowd isn't happy]]. ''(Cue fans trying to rush the cage.)''
928** Another stagehand gets lost in the fog machine, stumbles right into Taker's 'Mania entrance. "'''[[Creator/ChristianBale WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING RIGHT THROUGH — AHHHH DAH-DAH DAH-DAH?!]]'''"
929** Liam Lazarus gets KO'd. '''*Fucked* *Proper fucked*''' Liam somehow wins. But spends the rest of his life thinking he's Norman Smiley.
930** Triple H talks about the time when Stone Cold got his own dumb ass tied up in the ropes. And they were both {{Corpsing}} as HHH tried to free him.
931** How the Cenation [[Film/WesCravensNewNightmare reacts]] if he loses a match.
932* #274:
933** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Everything is Awesome]]? Really?
934-->''(image of Rusev)'' [[MightyGlacier Tank]]\
935''(image of Cena)'' Yank\
936''(image of Roman Reigns)'' Wank\
937''(image of Big Show)'' [[FatBastard Food bank]]\
938''(image of sheep)'' And you. ALL OF YOU.
939** Big Show crotches the top rope and screams in hilarious agony. [[NoSympathy Everyone laughs.]]
940** Nothing says {{Latin Lover}} like...beatbox music?
941--->'''[[Film/BlazingSaddles Lyle]]''': HOLD IT, ''HOLD'' IT! What the '''HELL''' is that shit? *Old, good theme plays*
942** Corporal Robinson's [[WardrobeMalfunction belt breaks]]. Cue him trying to hold up his shorts while wrestling and screwing up all kinds of spots.
943--->'''Announcer''': Oh, he busted his ass, alright.\
944'''Someone in the crowd''': ''([[Franchise/MortalKombat Dan Forden pops up in the corner briefly]])'' Literally!\
945'''Announcer''': We can make all kinds of underwear jokes...\
946'''Someone else in the crowd''': ''([[Franchise/MortalKombat Dan Forden pops up in the corner briefly]])'' Least he had 'em on!\
947'''Announcer''': ''(AsideGlance)'' For once...for once; at least he had his underwear on...
948** Wrestling/BobBacklund insists he's a good role model for kids.
949--->'''Backlund''': I NEVER HAVE EVER EATEN MARIJUANA!\
950'''Vince''': *[[DisapprovingLook Implied Facepalm]]*
951*** Randy Savage was far less subtle than Vince on taking the piss out of "eating marijuana".
952** Great American Bash 1985: Ric Flair vs. Nikita Koloff. The Cold War is still on. [[GroupieBrigade And they're in Charlotte, NC.]] ''(Cue lots of fans [[ProWrestlingIsReal charging the ring to pry the commie bastards off their hometown hero]])''
953** The endings: Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper drive off during their hardcore match:
954--->'''Marge''' Maybe I should drive...\
955'''Homer''': ''(wearing a bucket with two tiny eye holes over his head)'' Aw, come on. I can see fine.\
956''(Cue the car with Dean and Luke crashing in on New Day's promo)''\
957'''Homer''': [[ImplausibleDeniability That had nothing to do with the bucket]].
958* #275:
959** [[Wrestling/DamienSandow Sandow]] v. [[Wrestling/RTruth Truth]] takes a backseat to Bradshaw v. [[GrammarNazi Cole's Grammar Degree]].
960*** Jerry "I didn't know there were 70 countries on Earth" Lawler knows more about Ancient Rome than JBL.
961---->'''JBL:''' [[UsefulNotes/{{Nero}} Narrow]] played a musical instrument, an' Truth [[{{Dissimile}} dances!]] There's ''[[{{Malaproper}} presidents!]]''
962** Wrestling/WilliamRegal, as "Real Man's Man" Steven Reagal, is Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld.
963** Dean Ambrose's time-delayed exploding monitor, [[VideoGame/{{GoldenEye1997}} explained]].
964* #279:
965** Wrestling/JohnCena's [[Series/GameOfThrones walk of shame]].
966[[/folder]]
967
968[[folder:Botchamania [=281–290=]]]
969* #286:
970** "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and X-Pac talk about Pac's match with [[Wrestling/ScottHall Razor Ramon]] on RAW, wherein X-Pac takes a brutal face-plant from the top rope to the concrete floor, which put him out on his feet. Complete with [[TitleDrop Botchamania name-check]].
971** The Undertaker kicking Brock Lesnar in the dick repeatedly is set to [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged audio of Vegeta getting kicked in the dick]].[[note]](And apparently ''a lot'' of people were clammoring for this ending, too)[[/note]]
972* #290:
973** Given his professionalism, most of the Mean Gene outtakes, including promoting WWF magazine with Miss Elizabeth on the cover, then tossing it to someone else. "Here, take that home and have fun with it."
974** From one ending, Sheamus used Solar Beam! It's super hilarious!
975[[/folder]]
976
977[[folder:Botchamania [=291–300=]]]
978* #294:
979** Everything's coming up Milhouse.
980** Booker impersonates [[ICantHearYou Vince watching a Reigns match.]]
981** A "Victims of Shitty Steps" segment. ''*cue Music/{{Sting}}*''
982** [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue UNDERTAKER woke up!]]
983* #296:
984** After Wrestling/AlbertoDelRio proclaims the name of his alliance with Zeb Colter, [=MexAmerica=], it turns out that Creator/CheechAndChong had the perfect song for it:
985--->''Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,''[[note]]Shows Del Rio getting into a fight with Big Show[[/note]]\
986''they like flowers,''[[note]]Shows a Photoshopped picture of Del Rio with flowers[[/note]] ''and music,''[[note]]Shows a Photoshopped picture of Del Rio with a boombox[[/note]] ''and white girls named Debbie too.''[[note]]Shows a Photoshopped picture of Del Rio with Wrestling/DebraMarshall[[/note]]\
987\
988''Mexican Americans are named Chato''[[note]]Shows Wrestling/{{Chavo Guerrero|Jr}}[[/note]] ''and Chela''[[note]]Shows ?[[/note]] ''and Chema''[[note]]Shows Mexican ''luchadora'' Sexy Star[[/note]]\
989''and have a son-in-law named Jeff.''[[note]]Shows Wrestling/JeffJarrett during his "King of Mexico" gimmick[[/note]]\
990\
991''Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning''[[note]]Shows a picture of Del Rio in Wrestling/JohnCena's STF, with an alarm clock Photoshopped below his hand[[/note]]\
992''but they have to, so they do it real slow.''[[note]]Shows Del Rio and Zeb Colter's slow entrance[[/note]]\
993\
994''Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school''[[note]]Shows Del Rio Photoshopped in an academic gown[[/note]]\
995''and they take Spanish and get a B.''[[note]][[VisualPun Shows]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]][[/note]]\
996\
997''Mexican Americans love their Nana's''[[note]]Shows a masked wrestler hugging and old lady[[/note]] ''and their Nono's''[[note]]Shows Del Rio kissing a Chihuahua[[/note]] ''and their''\
998''Nina's''[[note]]Shows Del Rio kissing Wrestling/VickieGuerrero[[/note]] ''and their Nino's...''[[note]]Shows Del Rio shaking hands with Zeb Colter[[/note]] ''Nano Nano Nina Nono!''[[note]]Shows Wrestling/CMPunk enthusiastically kissing Del Rio in the cheek[[/note]]\
999\
1000''Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the''\
1001''dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown''\
1002''cause don't it make my brown eyes blue...''[[note]]Shows a picture of Wrestling/RomanReigns, then zooms in on his eyes, revealing that Reigns is wearing blue contact lenses[[/note]]
1003** Also, the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Just Don't Look]] and [[Film/TheBreakfastClub Undertaker and Kane]] endings.
1004* In #300, Wrestling/VinceRusso [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVH8iW3pEhw accepted their offer to do the introduction.]] It's very clear that Russo fully embraces his reputation by now.
1005-->'''Russo:''' Well, I'm gonna give ya ''Botchamania'' another day, I'm here to swerve ya. I'm gonna give you old reruns of ''Series/{{Roseanne}}'', how's that?[[note]]Cue the entire opening to Roseanne. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, really]][[/note]]
1006[[/folder]]
1007
1008[[folder:Botchamania [=301–310=]]]
1009* #303:
1010** Ligero tries to powerbomb Kirby onto a fan. But they, well...botch it. And then somebody pushes that fan onto Ligero. Kirby gets his revenge by using the fan's £1.20 tea. The punchline for all this? The fan in question is ''Maffew himself''.
1011--->'''Caption''': It's a bit too meta when you're fucking up moves on the Botchamania guy.
1012** The Webcomic/{{One Punch|Man}} [[Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon McMahon]] ending. Plus points for the fact that (in the [=YouTube=] version, at least) the theme song was slowed down throughout the video, and how it goes suprisingly well with Shane's multiple punching.
1013* #306:
1014** Showing the part where Enzo Amore suffered a concussion in a stunt gone wrong at Payback? [[DudeNotFunny Not funny]]. Censoring the moment of the injury with Roman Reigns' puzzled look during AJ Styles' WWE debut? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hilarious]].
1015* #309:
1016** The endings:
1017*** Homer Simpson gets a Titantron in the style of Steve Blackman (taken mostly from footage of his Whacking Day training)
1018*** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Frisk gets challenged by Papyrus]] (channeling Dean Ambrose) to the Ambrose Asylum match (also note [[CompanionCube Mitch the Potted Plant]] superimposed onto sans)
1019* #310:
1020** The intro, done by Wrestling/JimmyHavoc, ''from a crapper''.
1021--->'''Jimmy Havoc:''' Oh hi! I'm Jimmy Havoc, and you're watching... me take a shit, while you're watching the intro to Botchamania. You need to reassess your lives, I guess. Enjoy.
1022** At ''Extreme Rules 2016'', crowd chants "We Want [[Wrestling/RusevAndLana Lana]]!", a common chant when Rusev comes out without her... except that he came with her, and she's at ringside, in view of everyone.
1023--->'''She's right there you bawbags'''
1024** Fuck-ups are set to [[Radio/TheHowardSternShow Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf's]] insults.
1025*** First Michael Cole forgets the show he's in. Again.
1026---->'''Michael Cole:''' ''[regarding a match between the Vaudevillains and the New Day]'' Tag team action. Live! Next! On ''[=SmackDown=]''.\
1027''[chyron shows that it's ''Raw'']''\
1028'''Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf:''' You're an idiot, you're an imbecile.\
1029'''Cole:''' Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are live tonight on ''Monday Night Raw'', tag team action: The Vaudevillains against the New Day. Go ahead, let me have it.\
1030''[John "Bradshaw" Layfield scolds him for the mistake]''\
1031'''HADD:''' I know dead people who are smarter than you!
1032*** Then this happens:
1033---->'''Cole:''' And we learned last week that a herd of unicorns is actually called a glory of unicorns.\
1034'''John "Bradshaw" Layfield:''' A glory, and right now a glory is stomping a mud-''glory-hole'' on Aiden English!\
1035'''HADD:''' I could have a better conversation with a corpse!
1036*** Not even a Roman Reigns segment is safe. He calls Seth Rollins to the ring, only for Reigns' own titantron to play.
1037---->'''HADD:''' If they put your brain in a parrot, it would fly backwards!
1038** During the contract signing of her match against Nia Jax, [[Wrestling/KanakoUrai Asuka]] actually says, "You talk too much." Maffew promptly seizes it and turns it into the new intro for the "You Talk Too Much" segment.
1039** During one house show, Kevin Owens tells to the camera that his goal that night is to get the crowd to [[GlobalIgnorance chant "USA!" while two Canadians are in the same ring]] (he wrestled against Sami Zayn). [[ViewersAreMorons He does it]].
1040--->'''Kevin Owens:''' I did it! Listen to these idiots!
1041** A wrestler does an ECW-worthy jump from a balcony onto another wrestler prone over a table. Too bad it was a Japanese table.
1042--->'''Roman Reigns:''' I'm not a bad guy; I'm not a good guy; I--\
1043'''SFX:''' '''AM THE TABLE!'''
1044** Stephanie [=McMahon=] scolds Charlotte for how she dumped her father Ric Flair. Cue footage from two weeks earlier when Steph slapped Ric. ''Then'' cue [[Wrestling/JimCornette Cornette]] Face.
1045** The intro of the CZW segment set to the video of [[VideoGame/Persona4 Midnight Channel Trivia Quiz]]. Complete with Marie overdubbed with Zandig's voice.
1046** Wrestling/LukeGallows recalls the time he auditioned for ''Tough Enough'' and the ropes didn't cooperate.
1047** The endings:
1048*** Elias Samson confronts Finn Bálor and tells him that he's nothing without the NXT Championship. Bálor is pissed. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Cue "Roundabout", sepia tone and arrow with "To Be Continued" written on it]].
1049*** [[Franchise/MortalKombat Sindel]] using Brie Bella's theme song = FATALITY
1050[[/folder]]
1051
1052[[folder:Botchamania [=311–320=]]]
1053* #311:
1054** Forget Eli Drake vs. Bram at ''Slammiversary 2016''; the ''real'' match was between Eli Drake vs. the turnbuckles.
1055--->'''Caption:''' '''I hope if I pretend to fuck up I'll get on Botchamania. Ah shit it worked.'''
1056** The referee gets distracted at the Knockouts Championship match at ''Slammiversary 2016'' so someone can interfere... except that it's a Three-Way Match, which doesn't have DQ anyway. So yeah, [[Wrestling/JimCornette Cornette]] Face.
1057** At the pre-show of ''NXT [=TakeOver=]: The End'', Corey Graves finds himself at a loss of words, and Lita thinks that "100 is probably like 10 times better than 10." Graves' facial expressions at both things are priceless.
1058** During an ambush by Charlotte and Dana Brooke, Natalya accidentally makes Becky Lynch trip and fall to the mat. Complete with a screencap of Lynch's reaction on Twitter:
1059--->'''Becky Lynch:''' When I said I wanted to take a trip, this wasn't what I meant.
1060** A wrestler gets lost in the middle of the heat of a promo:
1061--->'''Wrestler:''' ...and I'm doing every dastarly chick-- trick! Woah, chick. I'll do them too!\
1062''[crowd laughs]''\
1063'''Wrestler:''' ''[taps on his head]'' FreudianSlip.
1064** At a Chikara event:
1065*** Wrestling/{{Jigsaw|Wrestling}} has issues with his name-plate...
1066---->'''Mike Quackenbush:''' "Mr. Exy"? ''[looks at the floor]'' There's the "S", bud.
1067*** ...so he makes a decision:
1068---->'''Jigsaw:''' I can't wrestle with the Mr. Sexy on, ''[hands the name-plate to a man in the crowd]'' so I'm going to dub this man "Mr. Sexy"!
1069*** One of Jigsaw's opponents is Wrestling/ClaudioCastagnoli. Someone is clearly heard telling him "Go back to France." Castagnoli is Swiss.
1070---->'''Comentator:''' Man... Do your homework.
1071*** [[NoSympathy "OH HE LANDED HEAD FIRST THAT SUCKS"]]
1072** The endings:
1073*** Turns out that an Wrestling/{{Evolution}} vignette fits perfectly with ''Series/ChappellesShow'''s description of Rick James.
1074*** Aiden English ''trying on purpose'' to recreate the spot that caused a concussion to Enzo Amore? Not funny. Big Cass getting royally pissed off and giving English a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown? Awesome, but not funny. Setting the beating to "Get Royally Fucked" by [=BotanicSage=]? Hilarious.
1075*** John Cena responds to AJ Styles' taunts. Or, more exactly, Cena's character from ''Film/{{Trainwreck}}''.
1076* #312:
1077** The jokes about Roman Reigns being suspended for violating WWE's Wellness Program are so easy for Maffew that, in the part of the intro in which Hulk Hogan's image in the "Yapapi!" soundbite is replaced with another one (done since Hogan was UnPerson-ed by WWE), it simply says '''"Roman -insert joke here- Reigns."'''
1078** During their match at ''Money in the Bank 2016'', Dolph Ziggler goes after Baron Corbin, but trips on the steel steps and would've fell if it wasn't for Corbin catching him and lifting him in the air.
1079--->'''Save'''
1080** During a tag team match at ''Money in the Bank 2016'':
1081*** The New Day get ready to apply their finishing move on Karl Anderson. Anderson's partner Luke Gallows is about two steps away and could easily thwart them, but turns out that he has to be taken out by a big boot by Big Cass, so he has to wait until then. Cue "Controller Disconnected" signal.
1082*** Afterwards, Kofi Kingston pins Aiden English, even though, as it's shown later, Anderson blind-tagged English, and the referee clearly saw it and did the hand signal acknowledging it, so Anderson was the man to pin.
1083---->'''Caption:''' Thirty seconds pass; Kingston pins the non-legal & possibly dead English. Just Saiyan. ''[cue picture of the New Day in Saiyan armor from ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 32'']''
1084** A certain mistake in one of the previews for the Money in the Bank ladder match doesn't go unnoticed.
1085--->''[citing the participants of the match]'' Chris Jericho, Sami Zayn, Alberto Del Rio, Cesaro, Kevin Owens, and Dean Ambrose. ''[cue a publicity still from the match, showing Kalisto by mistake, who didn't participate in the match]'' [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail And the aptly named, Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film]].
1086** Tom Phillips corpsing? Send for the man!
1087** Seems that Cesaro's habit of uppercutting the hell out of steel steps in WWE comes from Claudio Castagnoli's habit of uppercutting the hell out of steel ''chairs'' in the independent circuit. DieChairDie, indeed.
1088** Wrestling/KennyOmega vs. Japanese table. Not even Omega is rival to the Japanese table!
1089--->'''VERY VERY VERY BREAKY BREAKY BREAKY BISHI BISHIIII!!!'''
1090** The endings:
1091*** Kevin Owens getting dropped back-first onto a ladder is overdubbed with the sound of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson's]] AmusingInjuries in the episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E14BrotherFromTheSamePlanet Brother from the Same Planet]]."
1092---->'''Homer Simpson:''' This is even more painful than it looks.
1093*** Roman Reigns and [[Film/JamesBond Q]] describe the Money in the Bank briefcase and its cousin: that briefcase James Bond carried in ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''.
1094*** AJ Styles vs John Cena, if it was in ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue''.
1095*** While Maffew himself refrained from making jokes about Roman Reigns being suspended for violating WWE's Wellness Program through the video (as shown in the intro), he let "half of Twitter" submit their jokes and set them to Reigns' entrance at ''[=WrestleMania=] 31'', overdubbed by the [[Series/GameOfThrones Walk of Shame]].
1096---->'''The Big Drug'''\
1097'''S-s-s-sufferin' steroids, son!'''\
1098'''You can't wrestle!''' ''[{{beat}}]'' '''For 30 days!''' ''[thumbs-down]''\
1099'''Those weren't bad drugs, those weren't good drugs; those were Roman's drugs'''\
1100'''More like Grow-Man Gains, am I rite?''' ''[laughing emoji]''\
1101'''Money in the Bank? More like Drugs in the Piss!''' ''[poo emoji]''\
1102'''Steroids Heroine [[InsideJoke Ico-Pro]] Ecstasy Lactone Diazepam'''\
1103'''Bet you're happy you got a positive reaction for once!'''\
1104'''In 1 day, Roman Reigns has granted more wishes than Wrestling/JohnCena has in his entire career.'''
1105* #313:
1106** From ''WCW Starrcade 1995'':
1107*** ''(image of Sonny Onoo looking mad)'' '''Sonny Onoo''' ''(image of Sonny Onoo happy)'' '''Sonny Oyeah'''
1108*** The music chosen for the intro of the pay-per-view's section, given that it included a tournament between WCW and Wrestling/NewJapanProWrestling? A version of the "DK Rap" from ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' set to the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' theme.
1109*** The return of "Insane Wrestling/{{Dusty|Rhodes}} Commentary"!
1110---->'''Wrestling/BobbyHeenan:''' ''[after Dusty refers to Japanese manager Sonny Onoo as "Sonny Bono"]'' Well, you're not talking about Sonny Bono, you're talking about Sonny Onoo!\
1111'''Dusty Rhodes:''' I know that!\
1112'''Bobby Heenan:''' This isn't Music/SonnyAndCher!\
1113''[later]''\
1114'''Bobby Heenan:''' ''[in reference to Wrestling/{{Sting}} {{no sell}}ing Wrestling/RicFlair]'' There's the rush of adrenaline...\
1115'''Dusty Rhodes:''' Did you say "Russian adrenaline"?\
1116'''Bobby Heenan:''' ''Rush'' of adrenaline.\
1117''[{{beat}}]''\
1118'''Bobby Heenan:''' On your day off, do you work for Rand [=McNally=]?
1119** Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon says that Wrestling/TheMiz "will be defending the Intercontinental Champion...ship." Cue a soccer goalkeeper making a save.
1120--->'''SAVED'''
1121** How to edit out botches in 1996 in a match between Wrestling/TheUndertaker and [[Wrestling/{{Kane}} Isaac Yankem]]: Cut to Dok Hendrix!
1122** The return of the arch-enemy of Wrestling/{{CZW}} wrestlers everywhere: the airhorn!
1123** The endings:
1124*** ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_withdrawal_from_the_European_Union Brexit]]'', of all things,[[note]]Well, Maffew is British, after all[[/note]] is referenced by being represented by Wrestling/{{Batista}}'s decision of leaving Wrestling/{{Evolution}}.
1125*** Nia Jax, faithful pupil of [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E1BeyondBlunderdome that dog with shifty eyes]].
1126*** Ned Flanders' TheReasonYouSuckSpeech from "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy Hurricane Neddy]]" is imposed over Wrestling/RandyOrton's own "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Wrestling/TheAuthority.
1127* #314:
1128** A wrestler pulls off a shooting star press onto another wrestler...and clips one of the low hanging ceiling lights mid-jump. Crowd starts to chant "Fuck that light!", while a replay of the move is set to "[[Music/{{Metallica}} Hit the Lights]]".
1129** German wrestler Thumbtack Jack recounts a story about Ares and his wife Allison Danger back from when they had just met and had to wrestle each other in a "6-''man'' tag team match". After the crowd points out that and he corrects himself saying "6-person intergender tag team match", he says "Hey Maffew, this one's for you; Botchamania."
1130--->'''Caption:''' ''[while showing a picture of German wrestler Wrestling/AlexWright]'' '''[[GratuitousGerman Danke]]'''.
1131** Footage of a fan interfering just after a match between Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin and Wrestling/TripleH (and getting beaten the hell out of him by Triple H in response) is shown, set up to "If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough" by Roger Alan Wade.
1132--->'''[[Music/{{U2}} Bono]]:''' [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E22TrashOfTheTitans Don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs]].
1133** At an Italian promotion, two wrestlers set up a table... that immediately breaks.
1134--->'''Caption:''' ''(Crowd chants "Botchamania" in [[GratuitousItalian Italiano]]).''[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Which is obviously still just "Botchamania"]][[/note]] ''[shows the Full Blooded Italians]'' '''[[GratuitousItalian Grazie]].'''
1135** Hornswoggle recalls the time during the reveal that he was Vince [=McMahon's=] supposed "illegitimate son" when [[Wrestling/JimFullington The Sandman]] missed his cue and remained in the ring far after he was supposed to leave, looking like he was [=McMahon's=] son. Hornswoggle explains that the Sandman had his own reasons for staying: he considered that all the descriptions the lawyer was speaking applied to him as well, so he, in his mind, had no reason to leave.
1136** The endings:
1137*** WWE's ''Royal Rumble 2002'' presents ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'s Act V'', starring Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin as Hamlet, Wrestling/TripleH as Claudius, and [[Wrestling/GregoryHelms The Hurricane]] as Fortinbras.
1138---->'''I'm the new King!'''\
1139'''FIN'''
1140*** "♫ ''[[Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero Believe it or not, it's--]]'' ♫ It's me Austin!!! It was me all along, Austin!!!"
1141*** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared Don't Push]] Wrestling/{{Roman|Reigns}}, [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared The Fans Are Scared]]. Apparently a WWE version of that deranged sketchbook was behind Roman's push, which explains a lot.
1142*** Elias Samson vs. Wrestling/SamoaJoe [[Film/AnimalHouse in 1978]]. Three guesses for who represents Joe.
1143* #315:
1144** Kalisto is going to shock the world (which can't bring memories of somebody other than The Shockmaster).
1145** When you fuck up a flip, keep on flipping.
1146** Darren Young gets photobombed when a picture of Wrestling/{{Goldust}} and [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]] appears on the screen behind him.
1147** "Cesaro's stats are fucked." He's listed as 6'3" (actually 6'5"), 280 lbs (actually 230 lbs), having debuted in WWE in 1999 (actually in 2012) and being a 9-time tag team champion (actually 1-time).
1148** Stephanie [=McMahon=]'s heel gets caught on the ring steps as she walks off...[[IMeantToDoThat and tries to walk off with a swagger]]. Complete with Supa Hot Fire chiming in.
1149** At ''Wrestling/LuchaUnderground'', one match has a wrestler set up bar stools in the ring, then the camera ''immediately'' cuts to the stools being already destroyed. So how are gaffes and botches like this explained, anyhow?
1150--->'''Lucy Lawless:''' Well, whenever you notice something like that, AWizardDidIt.\
1151'''Prof. Frink:''' ''[labeled '''[[SelfDeprecation Maffew]]''']'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat I see; alright]]...
1152** In another ''Lucha Underground'' match, one of the announcers proclaims, "July 4th around the corner, one of these two luchadores seek to earn their independence here in the temple!" The episode was aired on July 6th.
1153--->'''Lucy Lawless:''' Wizard!\
1154'''Prof. Frink/Maffew:''' Oh, for glavin out loud...
1155** Maffew's got a doozy lined up for everyone:
1156--->'''Caption:''' Ok, so...a few years [[RougeAnglesOfSatin go]], Evolve Wrestling asked to not be featured on Botchamania. I said "Yeah, sure." But then something happened at Evolve 58 that was too good to not be used. So to be able to use this clip, (it's worth it, trust me) I'd just like to say: [[ProductPlacement visit wwnlive.com]]. Ok here we go: [[Wrestling/DrewMcIntyre Drew Galloway]] & Wrestling/JohnnyGargano vs. Caleb Konley & Anthony Nese (Evolve tag titles)\
1157''[Galloway and Gargano use their CombinationAttack FinishingMove; their opponent taps...[[EpicFail and the ref basically waves off the finish of the match...leading to "WHAT THE FUCK" chants from the crowd, another submission finish, and another waved-off tap-out. They're then just awarded the victory without the bell being rung]]]''\
1158'''Crowd:''' ''[chanting]'' THIS REF SUCKS! THIS REF SUCKS!\
1159''[They're announced the winners...and Galloway grabs a mic while a fan is ushered into the ring]''\
1160'''Galloway:''' Alright, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial let's pretend this is not going on Botchamania]]...let's pretend that awesome match came to the dramatic crescendo. ''[to the fan]'' You'll be playing the part of Koneley if you wouldn't mind lying on your face for a second...Johnny, couldy you put him in [[NerfArm a soft version of your finish so you don't hurt him]]? ''[Johnny does]'' HERE'S THE BIG DOUBLE TEAM! THE CROWD ARE GOING CRAZY! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! ''HE'S TAPPING!'' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud DING DING DING DING]]! THEY DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! ''[they both start running around celebrating]'' STILL THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, JOHNNY GARGANO AND DREW GALLOWAY! ''[they eventually help the fan to his feet]'' AND THIS GUY!
1161** The endings:
1162*** Roman Reigns is not a bad guy, he's not a good guy...he's [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives GUY FIERI, AND WE'RE ROLLING OUT, LOOKING FOR AMERICA'S GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES!]]
1163*** Shane [=McMahon=]... [[Series/{{Maury}} you are NOT the father!]]
1164*** Film/{{Harry Potter|AndTheGobletOfFire}} opens a golden egg, and the terrible song is [[Wrestling/SeanWaltman X-Pac's]] X-Factor stable's Uncle Kracker song.
1165---->'''Ron Weasley:''' The bloody hell was that?!\
1166'''Caption:''' '''2001, MATE.'''
1167*** "Stone Cold" Steve Austin breaks into Brian Pillman's home. Pillman has a gun. [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Cue "Roundabout", sepia tone and "To Be Continued" arrow.]]
1168* #316:
1169** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Dusty Rhodes' gorilla is a little bit moldy]]...
1170--->'''Dusty:''' And there will be gorilla [[PrecisionFStrike shit]] all over the Omni, brother! ''(everyone off-camera corpses)''
1171** Heath Slater can't film an intro to WWE Game Night to save his life.
1172** "Dr. Death" Steve Williams vs. Paul Orndorff [[EnforcedMethodActing ...and a ref that "hasn't been clued in."]] The ref tries to physically hold back Williams when he attacks Orndorff, and gets beaten the hell out of him for his trouble.
1173** "I HAVE NOT RUN THE BELL YET." *bell rings, not everyone hears it* The crowd isn't too convinced...
1174--->'''Red Light:''' Just in case you never heard me the first time becase you're all fucking telling me to ring the bell--I rung the bell, but I'll fucking do it again, you bunch of stupid [[CountryMatters cunts]]!
1175** PWG 2007 Stuff. Wrestling/KevinSteen botches off the top rope. Someone in the crowd tries a "YOU FUCKED UP!" chant, only to get flipped off in return. The image of Steen flipping off a fan is used throughout the segment.
1176** Chuck Taylor vs. Excalibur at PWG ASW 12.
1177--->'''Chuck:''' When I gave Trevor Lee that pop-up powerbomb today? I dropped him [[GroinAttack right on my ballsack]]. Like, for real, on my ballsack. It hurt so bad.
1178** Terry Funk doesn't know where he's going...and takes a swing at a fan. And yet ''the fan'' gets taken out the back door for being assaulted out of the blue by Funk (even one of the announcers says that it was Funk's fault).
1179** Big E Langston talks about when he accidentally hit AJ Lee while stretching. And she completely no-sold it. At least they had a good laugh about it later.
1180--->'''SFX:''' [[Film/{{JFK}} "Back, and to the left..."]]
1181** The endings:
1182*** Roman Reigns is not a bad guy, he's not a good guy...he's-- ♫ The type of guy who will never settle down ♫ where pretty girls are, then you know I'll be around ♫ I kiss 'em and I hug 'em, cuz to me they're all the same ♫ I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em, and I don't even know their name ♫ They call me the Wanderer, yeah, the Wanderer ♫ ''[footage of Cesaro doing the Giant Swing to Reigns]'' I roam around and around and around~ ♫[[note]]From the song "The Wanderer" by Dion[[/note]]
1183*** Life lessons with Coach [Abraham] Simpson.
1184*** The Transplants' "Diamonds and Guns" set to The Rock's honking, but with a twist.
1185---->'''The Transplants:''' ♫ Bombs going off in Sierra Leone / Taken more shots than-- ♫\
1186'''The Rock:''' Razor Ramon!
1187*** The song that describes Dean Ambrose and his feud with Brock Lesnar to the perfection... Miranda Lambert's "Little Red Wagon"?
1188---->''You only love me for my big sunglasses''[[note]]Shows Ambrose sporting sunglasses while training for his match with Lesnar[[/note]]\
1189''And my Tony Lomas''[[note]]Shows Ambrose with his feet up the announcer's table[[/note]]\
1190''And my Dodge Dart classic / You said "I'll be Johnny and you'll be June / I'll ride with you to the moon"''[[note]]Shows Ambrose's scenes in ''12 Rounds 3: Lockdown'', in which he was in a CoolCar wooing a girl[[/note]]\
1191''But guess what? / You can't ride in my little red wagon''[[note]]Shows Ambrose bringing a little red wagon to carry his weapons against Lesnar[[/note]]\
1192''The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'''[[note]][[VisualPun Shows an image of]] Wrestling/CurtisAxel[[/note]]\
1193''You can't step to this backyard swagger / You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like / Ooh, ah, ooh, ah''[[note]]Shows Lesnar looking amused at Ambrose while looking for weapons[[/note]]
1194* #317:
1195** Wondering Meow does the intro while trying to watch ''Battleground'' on the WWE Network, which is lagging...which is OK for him, because it's just The Miz vs. Darren Young.
1196** In commemoration of [[Wrestling/FergalDevitt Finn Bálor]] being drafted to the WWE main roster from NXT, the FreezeFrameBonus picture in the "Yapapi!" section of the opening is of Seth Rollins holding his Money in the Bank briefcase, with the briefcase Photoshop-swapped with a sign reading... well, it's very obscene, but let's just say that it describes Bálor's EstrogenBrigade very well.
1197** You know how they had flags to help sell/promote ''Battleground''? Well, aside from all the current superstars waving their flags, we're also treated to [[Wrestling/DelWilkes The Patriot]] waving an American flag, and Wrestling/TheIronSheik and Wrestling/SgtSlaughter (during Slaughter's Iraqi sympathizer gimmick) burning a Hulkamania flag.
1198--->'''Caption:''' Fuck flags
1199** Byron Saxton gets his name misspelled as "Byron Sexton"
1200--->'''Caption:''' Ton of sex
1201** Michael Cole's face appears on Elvis' TV (as shown in ''JustForFun/TheItchyAndScratchyShow''):
1202--->'''Cole:''' Welcome to a new day, welcome to a new era, welcome to a new Michael Cole!\
1203'''Elvis:''' Ah, this show ain't no good. ''[[[ShootTheTelevision shoots the TV]]]''
1204** "That was like [[{{Spoonerism}} flotting a swy]]!"
1205** Miz vs. Darren Young. Miz attacks Wrestling/BobBacklund, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge so Darren Young attacks Miz]]. Aaaand the ref ends it?
1206--->'''Caption:''' ''[camera focuses on the submission hold]'' [[FlatWhat Wait wait what the fuck is this?]]\
1207''[cut to footage of Bob Backlund demonstrating the Crossface Chickenwing, and him telling Darren Young about it]''\
1208'''Caption:''' That ain't a chicken wing, ''[shows Young applying the submission hold]'' it's a Cobra Clutch. ''[shows Sgt. Slaughter applying it]'' No wonder you didn't win.
1209** Sami Zayn's not talking to anyone.
1210** Zack Ryder goes for a diving elbow drop, but slips on the ropes and falls. Lampshaded by Ryder himself on Twitter: "Now I know how the Shockmaster felt..."
1211** [[EpicFail The debut of Yuri and Vladamir Goryenko]]
1212** Martin Kirby's [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Zoidberg Elbow]], walked from the corner along the center rope to the center. And Kirby slips. And he still misses.
1213--->'''Commentator:''' I think [the ropes] are a bit too greasy from when Damion Doan was in the ring.
1214** PWG vs. The Fans. First, Chris Hero and his opponent, Jack Evans, get whipped into the fans. A fan sends Evans back to Hero. Then he, Hero, and The Human Tornado all collide with another fan. And then Tornado throws a chair across the room and brains a third fan right in the head.
1215--->'''SFX:''' [[Film/{{JFK}} "Back, and to the left..."]]
1216** The endings:
1217*** WWE Creator/{{Universal}}: A Raw Championship.
1218*** Mojo Rawley makes his debut confronting Rusev, apparently forgetting that the last time they met Rusev kicked his ass.
1219---->'''SFX:''' [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E21GirlyEdition Pray. For. Mojo.]]
1220*** "Broken" Matt Hardy's strange shouting and mouth contortions are paired up with some strange OneWomanWail.
1221*** WWE ''Series/NightCourt'', starring Arn Anderson, Mick Foley, John Laurinaitis, Charles Robinson, Ric Flair, and Diamond Dallas Page.[[labelnote:Explanation]]In reference to the cast's names being Harry Anderson, Ellen Foley, John Larroquette, Charles Robinson, Richard Moll, and Selma Diamond.[[/labelnote]]
1222* #318:
1223** Continuing from the previous video, the FreezeFrameBonus picture in the "Yapapi!" section of the opening is a... very descriptive sign about [[Wrestling/FergalDevitt Finn Bálor]]'s EstrogenBrigade, this time "held" by Roman Reigns.
1224** Bobby Roode's debut on NXT. So, Maffew asks, are they gonna do it?
1225--->'''Announcer''': Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Bobby ROOOOOO ''[image of [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Roo]] appears on screen]''
1226** [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties SmackDown breaks]] ''[cue Windows XP start-up screen]''
1227** Daniel Bryan has apparently booked Baron Corbin and Kalisto in a match against [[Franchise/{{Rocky}} Apollo Creed]]. Cue [[Music/JamesBrown "Living in America."]] Made more hilarious when Bryan noticed it and apologized for it.
1228--->'''Bryan:''' [[FreudianSlip I just watched]] ''Film/{{Creed|2015}}''! It happens!
1229** "No one's checking the Twitter names," leading to accounts called "[=FukItUpTuk=]" and "[=HornyVaginaMilk=]" appearing in ''Talking Smack'''s crawl.
1230** Eva Marie is billed as the 2013 Diva Search winner. Wikipedia disagrees, reporting that there was no documented Diva Search held in 2013.[[note]]Since then, however, the page has updated to reflect that, according to ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'', WWE held an un-aired Diva Search in the Los Angeles area from where they picked Eva Marie, [[Wrestling/RusevAndLana Lana]] and [=JoJo=]. Still, pretty baffling to held an un-aired Diva Search and then tout it as an accomplisment.[[/note]]
1231** Recreating the infamous throw-the-chairs-into-the-ring spot from ECW. Talk about a liability nightmare.
1232** Wrestling/SamiCallihan's slip and fall is made even worse thanks to ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' music and sound effects.
1233** When microphones don't work. "That one's for you, Maffew!" *[[MomentKiller Botchamania chants to kill the mood]]*
1234** The endings:
1235*** ♫ Ah, ha, [[Wrestling/{{WCW}} YETAI]], wanna be my lover ♫
1236*** RG found [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} TM61]]![[labelnote:Explanation]][=TM61=] happens to be the name given to tag team The Mighty Don't Kneel after they signed to WWE[[/labelnote]] What does it do? [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Will-o-Wisp]]!
1237---->'''Matt Hardy:''' ''[[[SensoryAbuse distorted]]]'' BROTHER NEEE-ROOOOO~\
1238'''The opposing Wiperseed DELETED itself!'''
1239*** A line drive to center field ends with the outfielder running smack into the wall...and into The Shockmaster's legendary entrance.
1240*** People sending in endings are getting ''a lot'' of mileage out of The Rock [[ItMakesSenseInContext honking at Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall, and Kevin Nash]].
1241* #319:
1242** The opening is done by Creator/{{Troma}} Inc. owner and creator of ''Film/TheToxicAvenger'', Lloyd Kaufman. It goes fine enough, until just after he gets T-shirts rained on him.
1243--->'''Lloyd:''' And now, we have to get a "Maffew of Botchamania sex tape"--immediately!\
1244'''Caption:''' '''[[NoJustNoReaction Jesus Christ, no]]'''\
1245'''Lloyd:''' That's your job!\
1246'''Blonde woman:''' I'll wor--I'll get right on that.\
1247'''Lloyd:''' ''[looks into the camera]'' [[IsThisThingStillOn Uh-oh...is that thing working?]]
1248** The intro has a FreezeFrameBonus of "Cena and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games"
1249** Wrestling/SethRollins vs. a fan. The official broadcast held on Seth's face as the fan ran in, while fancam footage showed him having to step back and watch security restrain and drag the fan off.
1250--->'''[[Music/{{U2}} Bono]]:''' [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E22TrashOfTheTitans Don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs]].
1251** An indy wrestler goes to do a corner move to a seated opponent...only to launch his own ass clear out of the ring.
1252** Neville trips over the beat drop.
1253** [[Wrestling/RusevAndLana Lana]]'s accent slips. And she then invites the crowd to experience true love. Cue ''VideoGame/GoldenEye1997'' on the Titantron.
1254** "What the fuck is the ECW Hardcore title?", complete with Wrestling/RomanReigns' puzzled face.
1255** Tajiri makes friends. He throws/slides chairs over a table, which promptly launch themselves into the faces of fans in the front row.
1256--->'''SFX:''' [[Film/{{JFK}} Totally inconsistent with the shot from the depository. Again--back, and to the left. Back, and to the left...]] ''[cue Tajiri with a Trollface]''
1257** A lot of fans sent in footage from a [[WebVideo/WhatcultureWrestling WCPW]] show. Simon Miller has trouble pronouncing the name of the MaskedLuchador El Ligero (Ligerio, Ligaro...). When pronounced properly, his commentary partner King Ross declares that there is indeed a god.
1258** The endings:
1259*** Dramatization--May Not Have Happened. Stone Cold's podcast is edited to sound like Dean Ambrose is just muttering and ignoring Stone Cold's questions, and generally acting like TheDitz.
1260*** In a different ending, he admits he was some stuff in high school that he shouldn't've been into and shouldn't talk about. The screen behind him and Stone Cold shows the Website/FourChan logo.
1261*** Ryback records a selfie-video of himself talking about his departure from WWE. Cue Homer Simpson hitting a chestnut tree.
1262*** How it feels to chew 5 gum: [[Wrestling/BobbyRoode GLORIOUS!]] ''[cue Shockmaster intro]''
1263*** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Hillary Clinton does Stone Cold's entrance.]]
1264*** Wrestlers' confrontations with cops and/or security are set to...well, the opening ''to Series/{{Cops}}''
1265*** The Rock and Kevin Nash in ''Series/GreenAcres''
1266---->'''The Rock:''' ''[honk-honk!]''
1267[[/folder]]
1268
1269[[folder:Botchamania [=321–330=]]]
1270* #321:
1271** Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon tells ''Raw'' that they're on their way to crowning the first ever WWE Universal Champion.
1272--->''[intercut of [[Wrestling/FergalDevitt Finn Bálor]] taking the WWE Universal Championship title as "Don't You (Forget About Me)" cues up]''\
1273'''Caption:''' Bloody hell, Steph, it was only a week ago\
1274'''Sub-Caption:''' [[FailedASpotCheck And you were there]]
1275** During a match against Darren Young, Titus O'Neal starts talking trash to him ("HE OWE ME, [[Wrestling/BobBacklund BOB]]!") Then the audio is muted, noted by the '''*Benoit*''' caption, but Maffew clears things up:
1276--->'''Caption:''' He didn't swear, [[ExecutiveMeddling WWE are censoring his promos]]
1277** Steph [[ViewersAreMorons speaks to her keypad]] (as in, she's not actually on the phone, she's just pretending she is)
1278** Subliminal text during Wrestling/SethRollins' titantron. [[FreezeFrameBonus "Sgt. Slaughter"]]
1279** "Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, THE FOOLS!" The smack in the face with [[CherryTapping a box of tissues]] clearly wasn't planned. Better improvise!
1280** Joe Hendry "kicks out".
1281** Battle Royale in Singapore (held at Madison Square Gardens by the Bay) goes a bit "paiseh" (bad). One wrestler tries to low-bridge while another throws out a third. That wrestler instead bounces off the ropes and crashes back into the ring, causing a double FacePalm from the second guy. Cue "Botchamania" chant.
1282--->'''Caption:''' Jesus, even in Singapore?
1283** During a house show, Wrestling/TheBigShow tries a Vader Splash from the second rope. The rope breaks. Like, completely off.
1284** Another glorious, [[OffTheRails glorious]] promo from Wrestling/TheIronSheik. And Mean Gene corpses.
1285*** Gene goes two for two during a promo with Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff.
1286** The endings:
1287*** ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption'' becomes [[Wrestling/BobbyRoode GLORIOUS!]]
1288*** [[Film/GoldenEye James Bond]] chimes in:
1289---->'''Bond:''' All you need for an audience...who's strangling the cat.\
1290'''Valentin:''' ...strangling the cat?\
1291'''Irina:''' '''''[[SensoryAbuse BRIE MOOODE—]]'''''\
1292'''Caption:''' '''If I hear that fucking song one more time'''\
1293'''Valentin:''' ''[shoots at James Bond's crotch]'' IRINA! Take a hike!
1294* 322:
1295** The intro has Hulk Hogan's bits accented with the caption "'''I KILLED GAWKER'''"
1296** ICW Fight Club plays with one of its {{Running Gag}}s...
1297--->'''Announcer:''' The following contest is scheduled for one fall...\
1298'''Crowd:''' ''[holds up one finger]'' ONE FALL!\
1299'''Announcer:''' No it's not.\
1300''[{{beat}}, followed by "YOU FUCKED UP" chants from the crowd]''
1301** One wrestler tries to do a Coast-to-Coast spot on his opponent, who has a chair posted over him. He can't make the jump, falls short, and takes a header right into the chair. Even the referee falls over in sympathy.
1302** CWC Finals: Proofreading is for heavyweights.
1303** Cameraman {{Corpsing}}? SEND FOR [[BaitAndSwitch THE MEXICAN]]!
1304** ECW had its issues with promos, too...and to quote Paul Heyman, "Why does everyone's first lines on camera have to be 'fuck you!'?"
1305*** Wrestling/TerryFunk tries to cut a promo:
1306---->'''Terry Funk:''' ''[off-camera]'' GOD DAMN IT FUCKING BE QUIET!\
1307'''[[Wrestling/MickFoley Cactus Jack]]:''' Please?
1308*** The FBI randomly kicks down a light rig.
1309*** Mick Foley accidentally crashes Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie's promo.
1310---->'''Stevie:''' COME ON, Mick!
1311*** Even "The Franchise" Wrestling/ShaneDouglas has his moments:
1312---->'''Shane:''' You think you know what's going on in this business? Well Wrestling/BamBamBigelow will tell you exactly what the fuck is going on with this angle.\
1313''[he, Bam Bam, and Francine all look at one another before {{Corpsing}}]''\
1314'''Bam Bam:''' Made me waste my gum, man!
1315*** You thought Wrestling/{{Sabu}} was TheVoiceless, right?
1316---->'''Wrestling/PaulHeyman:''' The doctor said you can't wrestle, Fonzy said you ca--\
1317'''Sabu:''' FUCK YOU\
1318'''Heyman:''' ...don't say "fuck you"! You never talk! ''[everyone holding back Sabu starts laughing]'' You never talk! ''Now'' you're talking?!
1319*** Wrestling/LanceStorm and Justin Credible chime in, too...
1320---->'''Lance Storm:''' We already took out "The Franchise" Shane Douglas...\
1321'''Justin Credible:''' ''[does the Franchise's pose]''\
1322'''Lance:''' We already took out Wrestling/TommyDreamer...\
1323'''Justin:''' ''[does Sabu's pose]''\
1324''[Justin realizes his mistake and falls over laughing]''
1325** Sting talks to JBL about days of WCW past...and a graphic pops up reading: "Starrcade 1997 drew an amazing 1.9 million pay-per-view buys, which was a WCW record best". What happens next would be bad enough even without the dog-barking rendition of [[Creator/TobyFox Megalovania]] that cues up:
1326--->'''Caption:''' '''[[FlatWhat Wait, what]]?'''\
13271.9 Buy-rate doesn't mean 1.9 million buys\
13281.9 in 1997: 650,000 to 700,000 buys\
1329Not 100% accurate, but it's definitely not 1.9 million\
1330''[picture of Wrestling/ScottSteiner pops up in the corner]''\
1331'''Numbaz Don't Lie'''
1332** [=EC3=] and Chuck Taylor discuss [=EC3=] vs. Chuck Taylor. They decide to beat up the ref, who goes from selling a beautiful [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Stone Cold Stunner]] to ''two'' utter "dogshit" [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson Rock Bottoms]].
1333** The Endings:
1334*** Dr. Series/{{House}} struts in with a boombox blaring [[Wrestling/BobbyRoode GLORIOUS!]]
1335*** Why did Wrestling/SinCara request a match against Braun Strowman? ''(cue [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kenny-speak]])''
1336[[/folder]]
1337
1338[[folder:Botchamania [=331–340=]]]
1339* #331:
1340** The intro for the WWE PPV Roadblock: End of the Line is done by mashing up soundbites fro ''Series/RobotWars'' (for the Roadblock part) and ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E24LostOurLisa Lost Our Lisa]]" (the {{Jerkass}} bus driver that says to Lisa "End of the line!").
1341** [[Wrestling/KevinSteen Kevin Owens]] goes for a Frog Splash on a table, and the table doesn't break. Cue Tweets appearing on the chyron of the screen reading "I AM THE TABLE".
1342** "Hi, Billy Mays here with the Handy Switch! The new wireless light switch that lets you control any lamp!" Cue the lights on Booker T's analyst's table going off.
1343--->'''Booker T:''' Is the Wrestling/{{Boogeyman}} back?!
1344** Wrestling/MickFoley goes for his [[CheapHeat Cheap Pop]] with a "Right here, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!"... except that they're in Columbus, Ohio. When Kevin Owens and Wrestling/ChrisJericho go to {{lampshade|Hanging}} it, they end up talking at the same time over each other, making an incoherent mess.
1345--->'''Owens:''' You talk. I talked over you, I'm very sorry.\
1346'''Jericho:''' I just said that everybody knows that Pittsburgh is better than Columbus anyways!\
1347'''Owens:''' You and I think the same, two peas in a pod.
1348** During a Cruiserweight match, the two wrestlers are laid on the outside receiving the count. Somebody then says "This is how ''Film/RockyII'' ended!" One of them manages to reach the ring, but the count reached ten by then.
1349--->'''Caption:''' Except it goes to a draw so it's ''Film/RockyV'' [[TakeThat (shite)]]
1350** The ICW announcer goes for a Stunner. It doesn't go very well.
1351--->'''ICW Announcer:''' [[SarcasmMode That went really well.]]
1352** The endings:
1353*** [[Wrestling/EnzoAndCass Enzo Amore]] getting a beating from Wrestling/{{Rusev|AndLana}} for hitting on Lana? ♫ [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} He had it coming...]] ♫ Made even funnier when the line "Cicero" is sung, [[Wrestling/ClaudioCastagnoli Cesaro]] is shown.
1354*** "Broken" Wrestling/MattHardy, [[Film/FullMetalJacket let's see your war face!]]
1355* #338:
1356** The endings:
1357*** [[Film/{{Highlander}} MacLeod]] [[Wrestling/JohnCena wins]] [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling LOL]]
1358* #339:
1359** One very peculiar MondegreenGag from Wrestling/DeanAmbrose turns "I love ''black eyes''" into "I love ''black guys''"
1360--->'''Marge''': He prefers the company of-- '''black guys'''!\
1361'''Homer''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who doesn't]]?
1362** One interviewer stammers over his promo so badly he just goes, "Ah, fuck it, do it again" live on camera.
1363** Jurn Simmons gets upset at the lack of a pop.
1364--->'''Jurn''': I walked in, you guys no-sold it. What the fuck?
1365** The endings:
1366*** Homer doesn't want to alarm Bart, but-- '''Jinder Mahal is #1 contender!'''
1367*** AJ Styles gets fired (cue "It's Always Sunny" theme)
1368*** Barron Corbin [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 tried to kill Dean Ambrose with a fork lift]]~ Ole!
1369*** Hawk threatening to jump off the Titantron? Not funny. Setting it to [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Yodeley Guy taking a long fall at the end of Cliffhangers?]] Morbidly hilarious!
1370* #340:
1371** A fan tries to take a selfie with a wrestler in the middle of the match (when they're fighting in the crowd). The wrestler's opponent wallops him with a chair.
1372** Nikita Koloff gets attacked by Dick Murdoch and his partner [[{{Squick}} Balls]] [[WardrobeMalfunction Spillage]]. Luckily, Dusty Rhodes [[Film/FullMetalJacket has the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around]].
1373** A guy cosplaying as a young Mick Foley power-bombs his opponent through a table. Whoopsie, it's a French table!
1374** Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens both get jobbed out by a biracial French-Japanese table.
1375--->'''Palpatine:''' Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?\
1376'''Mace Windu:''' The senate will decide your fate.\
1377'''Palpatine:''' I ''am''--\
1378'''SFX:''' '''THE TABLE!'''
1379** Turns out this particular {{Corpsing}} fit is not Mean Gene's fault!
1380** The endings:
1381*** Jericho is warned by Sami Zayn not to befriend Kevin Owens: [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure "The secret of his STAND, 「Kevin Owens Show」, it's betrayal!"]]
1382*** Roman Reigns isn't a good [[WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda big, fat panda]], he's not a bad [[WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda big, fat panda]]...
1383---->'''Po:''' I'm ''the'' big, fat panda!
1384[[/folder]]
1385
1386[[folder:Botchamania [=341–350=]]]
1387* #346:
1388** One of the endings goes over how Homer Simpson is also a [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Real American]]
1389--->♫ When it comes crashing down[[note]]Homer trips and eats total shit falling into a trash can[[/note]] and it hurts inside[[note]]The heart attack scene from "Homer's Triple Bypass"[[/note]]\
1390♫ You gotta take a stand[[note]]Homer rallying his neighbors into action, much to Marge's and Ned's dismay[[/note]], it don't help to hide[[note]]Homer, with Lisa in tow, having wrapped police caution tape around Ned's house[[/note]]\
1391♫ Well you hurt my friends[[note]]Lenny gets punched in the back of the head[[/note]], and you hurt my pride[[note]]Homer having to mow Ned's lawn wearing one of Marge's dresses[[/note]]\
1392♫ I gotta be a man[[note]]Homer's boxing training, where he's leaning against the ropes, exhausted[[/note]], I can't let it slide![[note]]Homer sees a sign reading "Super Happy Fun Slide" and giddily goes to pull it[[/note]]\
1393♫ I am a Real American[[note]]Homer and Bart in Brazil, with Homer wearing a t-shirt that has Uncle Sam devouring the earth with the caption "Try and Stop Us"[[/note]]\
1394♫ Fight for the rights of every man[[note]]Homer rallying his fellow nuclear power plant workers in a union strike[[/note]]\
1395♫ I am a Real American[[note]]Homer as an Indian chief meeting white settlers (Lenny, Carl, et al)[[/note]]\
1396♫ Fight for what's right[[note]]Homer getting punched out by Bart's "big brothers" analogue[[/note]], fight for your life![[note]]morbidly obese Homer trying to hitchhike to the power plant, holding a sign with "Give me ride or everyone dies" written on it[[/note]]\
1397♫ *riff* ♫]][[note]]Homer in church, in his GoofyPrintUnderwear, playing a crucifix like an electric guitar[[/note]]
1398* #348:
1399** At ''Battleground 2017'', flags are supposed on be podiums in the entranceway so wrestlers can bring them to the ring, but the production crew forgot Rusev's. So, a "tech monkey" sneaks it to the ring, and everything was OK. ('''"Apart from the match which was shite."''')
1400** Wrestling/KurtAngle: "So no blows tonight, and let's ''fuck'' forward to ''[=SummerSlam=]''-- Let's ''look'' forward to ''[=SummerSlam=]''."
1401*** Also, Paul Heyman's reaction to the previous mistake.
1402** "Bliss is in Bliss": Wrestling/AlexaBliss {{corpsing}}? Send for the man!
1403** Wrestling/KazuchikaOkada corpsing? Send for the [[SubvertedCatchPhrase Randymaker]]!
1404** The endings:
1405*** Wrestling/BraunStrowman is throwing people around, security guards... [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Jazz]]?
1406*** The main events from ''Battleground 2017'' are summed up by ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'''s [[ForeignWrestlingHeel The Foreigner]] (from [[Recap/FuturamaS2E8RagingBender "Raging Bender"]]):
1407---->'''The Foreigner:''' ''[shows [[Wrestling/KevinSteen Kevin Owens]]]'' I'm not from here! ''[shows Wrestling/{{Rusev|AndLana}}]'' I am my own customs! ''[shows Wrestling/JinderMahal]'' Look at my ''craaaaaazy'' passport!
1408*** The ''Film/PulpFiction'' scene in which Butch Coolidge kills Vincent Vega, repurposed as an analogy for WWE vs. WCW. What really sells it is AOL Time Warner being represented by the toaster.
1409*** Wrestling/KurtAngle and Wrestling/JasonJordan star in ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy My Black Son]]''.
1410* #349:
1411** Not even ''Wrestling/LuchaUnderground'' is safe of Japanese tables.
1412--->'''SFX:''' ♫ [[Music/{{Eminem}} I don't mean to be mean, but that's all I can be it's just me—]] '''I AM THE TABLE!'''-- [[Music/{{Eminem}} whatever you say]]-- '''I AM THE TABLE!''' ♫
1413** Maffew goes to a ICW show and gets beaned by a wrestler, Mike Bird, with a roll of ticker tape.
1414--->'''SFX:''' [[Film/{{JFK}} "Back, and to the left..."]]
1415** On a Wrestling/JinderMahal match:
1416--->'''Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield:''' You don't have the Singh Brothers here, you don't have the Great Khali here. Like Series/{{Gilligan|sIsland}}, you're all alone on an island.\
1417''[shows a shot of Gilligan alongside the castaways]''\
1418'''Caption:''' I'm not American and even I know Gilligan wasn't alone.\
1419''[cue a shot from a drinking competition of JBL drinking]''\
1420'''Caption:''' *GLUG GLUG*
1421** The episode shows the match between Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura and Wrestling/JohnCena in which Nakamura accidentally dropped Cena on his neck. [[Film/JoeDirt "Luckily, my neck broke the fall."]]
1422** [=WrestleCircus=]' Christi Jaynes and Rachael Ellering shoot on each other. Not in the "hit each other very hard" sense, but in the "do not cooperate with each other, match grinds to a halt" sence.
1423--->'''[[Series/TwinPeaks Gordon Cole:]]''' What the hell?
1424** Simon Gotch says in a shoot interview how the Vaudevillains' first promo was supposed to be like a silent film, but someone forgot to edit it and kept the audio in.
1425** Stevie Ray says in a shoot interview how, during Big T vs. Booker match at ''WCW [=SuperBrawl=] X'', Big T completely forgot his spots, and Stevie and Booker had to hide they were {{Corpsing}} from the camera.
1426** The endings:
1427*** This bit based on [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E10TheSimpsons138thEpisodeSpectacular "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"]]:
1428---->'''Troy [=McClure=]:''' This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of '''the identity of [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon the Chairman's]] illegitimate child.''' Then they found out it was '''Wrestling/{{Hornswoggle}}!'''\
1429'''Homer:''' I though '''[[Wrestling/KenAnderson Kennedy!]]''' did it.\
1430'''Lisa:''' That would have made more sense.
1431*** ''[[Wrestling/JeffHardy Jeff Hardy's]] [[VideoGame/TonyHawkProSkater Pro Skater 2]]''
1432* #350:
1433** Matt Cross vs. Son of Havoc vs. ring ropes.
1434--->'''Caption:''' '''Match continued. Son of Havoc won via Second Rope Star Press.'''
1435** "Kids try to grab some Bliss": After Nia Jax carries Wrestling/AlexaBliss on her shoulders after a match, a kid tries to touch Bliss' ass. Jax and a fan are clearly shocked.
1436** At ''Wrestling/SummerSlam 2017'', doors opened at 5 PM. First match was at 5:30 PM.
1437--->'''Caption:''' '''Kickoff show is enjoyed by literally dozens.'''
1438** ''Of course'' Cesaro tearing a beachball off with his bare hands at ''[=SummerSlam=] 2017'' is in this episode.
1439** "Bad mic for a bad promo": Wrestling/BaronCorbin's mic gets cut off intermittently during a underwhelming promo.
1440** When Corey Graves says that Wrestling/BrockLesnar has been "evacuated" during his ''[=SummerSlam=]'' match, [[https://youtu.be/h5d82ndui_s?t=23s this clip about the proper use of the word "evacuate"]] from ''Series/TheWire'' is shown.
1441** "Is there anyone out there who still isn't clear about what doing drugs does? Okay, last time. ''(An Eat Defeat from one of the participants of the Mae Young Classic is shown)'' This is your brain. ''(An Eat Defeat from [[Wrestling/EnzoAndCass Enzo Amore]] is shown)'' This is drugs."
1442** The return of '''''JYYYEEEZUS!!!''''', complete with Creator/ConanOBrien knocking down his mic to introducing it.
1443** "Slick" Johnson hits a fan with his cane after the fan throws him garbage.
1444--->'''SFX:''' "Begone, '''THOT!!!'''"
1445** Wrestling/TonySchiavone {{corpsing}} about Wrestling/KevinNash mocking Larry Zbyszko about his shirts using a line from ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''? Send for the man!
1446** The endings:
1447*** ♫ RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue / Sugar is sweet-- ♫ '''''[[Wrestling/BraunStrowman I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!]]'''''
1448*** This:
1449---->'''Wrestling/JohnCena:''' ''[to Wrestling/RomanReigns]'' Because when they look at you they see what I see: A cheap-ass, corporately-created, John Cena bootleg!\
1450'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]:''' Watch this, Lisa. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
1451*** ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''' "Rocking Forever" scene from [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E24Homerpalooza "Homerpalooza"]] is redone with Wrestling/TheYoungBucks as Young Homer, Wrestling/JimCornette as Homer's Dad, and Wrestling/TerryFunk as Adult Homer.
1452[[/folder]]
1453
1454[[folder:Botchamania [=351–360=]]]
1455* #353
1456** The endings:
1457*** Setting the reveal of Wrestling/BraunStrowman as the fourth member of Wrestling/TheMiz's team against Wrestling/TheShield to WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'s EstablishingCharacterMoment (complete with Music/SmashMouth's "All-Star" playing in the background).
1458*** ♫ [[Wrestling/AdrianNeville Neville]] [[{{Pun}} gonna]] [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} give you up]]... ♫
1459* #356
1460** The endings:
1461*** Wrestling/AdamCole crawling along the top of the cage at NXT [=TakeOver=]: War Games, set to the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1'' underwater theme.
1462*** Wrestling/KevinOwens and Wrestling/SamiZayn as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Nelson Muntz and Martin Prince]].
1463* #357
1464** Doubles as a Wrestling/DramaticDreamTeam Moment of Funny: Speedball Mike Bailey delivers an entire promo directed at Tetsuya Endo... via [[BlindIdiotTranslation Google Translate]]. Even better when Endo replies the same way.
1465* #360
1466** The endings:
1467*** In an ending by Creator/LittleKuriboh, [[Anime/DevilmanCrybaby Ryo Asuka]] gets in touch with his [[Wrestling/TheMiz inner Miz]].
1468[[/folder]]
1469
1470[[folder:Botchamania [=361–370=]]]
1471* #362
1472** The endings:
1473*** Someone actually did [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpBRX_VmYI4 a song]] about Creator/RondaRousey's appearance at the ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'' set to "[[Music/JoanJett Bad Reputation]]" (aka Rousey's WWE theme music) about the many, ''many'' times she did the "point at the Wrestling/WrestleMania sign" taunt.
1474* #367
1475** The endings:
1476*** [[MondegreenGag No one's ready for]] [[Series/SesameStreet Oscar]].
1477*** [[VideoGame/DragonballFighterz Gotenks]] does the Wrestling/VinceMcMahon walk.
1478*** The infamous "Katie Vick" segment gets the [[VideoGame/RainbowSixSiege Use Incognito Mode]] [[MemeticMutation treatment]].
1479*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lE3Fm20ljw In a parody]] of "[[Music/BarenakedLadies One Week]]", Wrestling/AJStyles sings about the constant [[GroinAttack groin attacks]] he's been receiving from Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura.
1480---->♫ I know you think it's kinda funny when I'm feeling sad\
1481♫ Laughin' hard when you [[UnusualEuphemism punch me in the]] [[MultipleReferencePun male-bag]]\
1482♫ I'm gonna have to throw my cock and balls a funeral\
1483♫ It's real sad cuz I tell you, they were beautiful\
1484♫ You tell the people that you don speaka Engurish\
1485♫ Well, Shinsuke, I know that that's a bunch of [[CurseCutShort bulls]]--\
1486♫ It's been [[Music/BarenakedLadies One Week]] since you punched my peen\
1487♫ [[TooMuchInformation Spreadin' cloudy every time I pee]]\
1488♫ Ever since you turned heel, [[BodyHorror my junk looks like someone stepped on a banana peel]]\
1489♫ Shinsuke, please tell me why, you'd do something like this to such a nice guy\
1490♫ [[SomeoneElsesProblem People all just stand and watch you run around Smackdown Live putting fist-to-crotch]] ♫♫\
1491'''''PEENSHASA!!!'''''
1492[[/folder]]
1493
1494[[folder: Botchamania [=371–380=]]]
1495* #372: The Wrestling/MondayNightWars, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbWz4rAW6qE as told by]] WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry.
1496* #375: Wrestling/CodyRhodes's story at Starrcast about one time when Wrestling/TedDiBiaseJr got angry at the botched finish of a match that deprived him of picking the win. All that matters is that according to Cody's story, an angry Ted told Vince [=McMahon=] that the referee was trying to "FUCK ON ME!!!"
1497* #376: One of the endings: "[[Music/{{ACDC}} Take it today / Forget about the check / We'll get hell to pay / Have a—]] [[Wrestling/CodyRhodes FUCK ON ME!!!]]"
1498* #377: The montage of Wrestling/AJStyles [[GroinAttack getting hit in the balls]], set to the 1812 Overture.
1499* #378: After the usual ending screen comes up, TheStinger for the episode has a siren and a "Challenger Approaches" sign appear alongside the logo of Botch Club.[[labelnote:Context]]WWE Network announced plans for "Botch Club", which was pretty much Botchamania but with WWE branding all over it (and all the legal red tape that implied).[[/labelnote]]
1500* #379: The WWE Network's treasure trove of archive footage has a lucky side-effect: The triumphant return of HERE COMES MONGO!!!
1501* #380:
1502** Cathy Kelly and Peyton Royce {{corpsing}}? Send for the Man!... "The Man" Wrestling/BeckyLynch, that is.
1503*** Made more hilarious after showing Sasha Banks also corpsing:
1504---->'''Oh wait Becky's already been on the show'''\
1505''[shows Becky discussing with an official to enter the Women's Royal Rumble]''\
1506...\
1507'''Fuck it'''\
1508'''Send for The Man again'''
1509*** Even more hilarious, Becky being used for the "Send for the Man" gag actually became a RunningGag afterwards.
1510[[/folder]]
1511
1512[[folder: Botchamania [=381–390=]]]
1513* #384:
1514** When the Wrestling/{{Bayley}}-buddies take a while to fully inflate during the Boss & Hug Connection entrance at Wrestling/WrestleMania 35:
1515--->'''Wrestling/TripleH:'''[[note]]After Wrestling/BillyGunn's soaker [[VisualPun stopped working]] while they were at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony.[[/note]] [[FreudWasRight At our age, it happens.]]
1516** After the usual ending screen comes up, TheStinger for the episode is an [[Film/AvengersEndgame "Avenge the Fallen"]] poster with [[VisualPun the Shockmaster]].
1517* #385:
1518** The ending with Bart stuck in his bedroom watching Wrestling/NewJapanProWrestling.
1519--->''[Ending to Wrestle Kingdom 13 plays]''
1520--->'''Bart:''' You know, this isn't so bad. I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called '''Japanese Wrestling'''.
1521--->''[Kids in the audience cheer]''
1522--->'''Krusty:''' Hope you enjoyed that, kids! 'cause '''[[Wrestling/HiroshiTanahashi The Ace]]''' is outta here for the summer! In the meantime we'll be running...ugh...''classic'' '''New Japan'''. Heheh. Enjoy!
1523--->''[Cut to Wrestling/SatoruSayama as Manga/TigerMask badly singing [[Music/ElvisPresley "Can't Help Falling in Love"]]]''
1524--->'''Bart:''' Awwww.
1525* #386:
1526** [[Creator/TeamFourStar Takahata101]] reading an excerpt from "A Lion's Tale" by Wrestling/ChrisJericho in a Canadian accent. [[spoiler:And then TheStinger is an outtake where he gets caught {{Corpsing}}.]]
1527** The endings:
1528*** The real reason [[Wrestling/BrayWyatt Mercy the Buzzard mutilated Rambling Rabbit]]:
1529---->'''Mercy''': He tried to '''[[Wrestling/CodyRhodes FUCK ON ME!!!]]'''
1530* #387:
1531** In response to the assumption that Wrestling/BrockLesnar was the one who attacked Wrestling/SamiZayn backstage at ''Money in the Bank 2019'' to take his spot in the namesake ladder match, Wrestling/PaulHeyman exclaims "Why not just blame Brock Lesnar for the UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy [[WhoShotJFK assassination]]?" So ''of course'' a clip of Lesnar throwing a ladder over a cameraman while he made his (rushed) entrance to the match is set to the [[Film/{{JFK}} "Back, and to the left"]] gag.
1532--->'''Heyman:''' ''[to the crowd booing]'' What, you're booing 'cause you think he killed John F. Kennedy?\
1533'''Caption:''' '''YES'''
1534** The many referee screw-ups during ''Money in the Bank 2019'' lead to the creation of a new segment, [=Ref-fleMania=].
1535*** When Michael Cole is heard saying "[[Wrestling/SamoaJoe [Samoa] Joe]] is in ''shock''," the Shockmaster's infamous entrance is superimposed on Joe's face.
1536** A three-for-one: One Lacey Evans backstage segment has radio feedback appear on it, her saying to Wrestling/BeckyLynch "You talk so much trash" leads her to become the new intro of the "You Talk Too Much" segment (accompanied with shots of her getting pummeled by Becky), and the first match shown during the segment is actually a match between Lacey and Becky.
1537** At [[Wrestling/AllEliteWrestling AEW]] ''Double or Nothing'':
1538*** The pre-show goes off-air while Wrestling/{{Cody|Rhodes}} is mid-sentence, but Maffew [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons for one welcomes our new wrestling overlords]]. Bonus points for the FreezeFrameBonus of a [[RunningGag "Fuck on Me" meme]] briefly appearing during the clip.
1539*** [[Wrestling/AdrianNeville PAC]] appropiately gets credited as [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail "Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film"]].
1540*** After Wrestling/KennyOmega botches a DDT, he uses the powers of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure King Crimson]] to rewind time and execute it correctly.
1541*** After Omega throws a table at Wrestling/ChrisJericho:
1542----> '''Excalibur:''' "I am the table", says Kenny Omega.\
1543'''Caption:''' ''[while the familiar riff plays and Excalibur is shown]'' '''THANKS MATE'''
1544** The endings:
1545*** Music/BillieEilish says "I'm a '''Wrestling/PaulHeyman Guy'''" Made more hilarious is that, instead of the "Duh!" that follows it in the actual song, it is replaced with Brock Lesnar's infamous scream/screech.
1546*** Series/{{Garth Marenghi|sDarkplace}} seems to approve Wrestling/{{Cody|Rhodes}} destroying a throne with Wrestling/TripleH imagery at ''Double or Nothing'':
1547---->I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards!
1548*** ComicBook/{{Thanos}} [[Film/AvengersEndgame failing to do the Snap]] gets Wrestling/JohnCena's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg "Are you sure about that?"]] treatment.
1549*** [[Memes/TheSimpsons Steamed Hams]], but it's Wrestling/ChrisJericho's Omaha Steaks.
1550*** [[Film/WeekendAtBernies Bernie]] corpsing? Send for the men!
1551** The numerous variations on, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Bart, I don't wanna alarm you, but..."]]
1552*** "...Wrestling/{{Brock|Lesnar}} is the eighth man in [[Wrestling/MoneyInTheBank the match]]!" ''(Brock scream)''
1553*** [[Wrestling/{{Paige}} "Paige here!"]] ''(Pterodactyl shriek)''
1554*** [[Wrestling/JackSwagger "...I'm rock-hard right now with emotion."]] "Eeeehhhh?!"
1555*** "...here comes [[Wrestling/RomanReigns The Big Dog]]!" [[XPacHeat "Booooooo..."]]
1556*** "...there may be a Wrestling/SteveBlackman or Lethal Weapon in the house!"
1557** TheStinger in place of the Iron Sheik? Wrestling/KennyOmega approves!
1558* #388:
1559** While complainng about his loss at ''Super [=ShowDown=] 2019'', Wrestling/BaronCorbin says, in regards that he will raise a complaint with officials, that "heads are gonna roll." He says this [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_in_Saudi_Arabia in Saudi Arabia.]]
1560--->'''[[Film/TheDarkKnight The Joker]]:''' Very poor choice of words!
1561** Wrestling/MattRiddle, currently employed by WWE, calls Goldberg "the worst wrestler in the business" after his infamous match against the Undertaker at ''Super [=ShowDown=] 2019'', and tweets that Lacey Evans must have watched ''Super [=ShowDown=]'' after she appears to sandbag a Bayley-to-Belly from Wrestling/{{Bayley}}.
1562--->[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "No no no, I'm trying to get fired."]]
1563** Now it's Becky Lynch's turn to be the new intro of the "You Talk Too Much" segment.
1564** The endings:
1565*** ''[[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin *glass shatter*]]'' "Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but-- '''I think you're a complete jackass!'''" '''"What?!"'''
1566*** Brock Lesnar shouting that he will cash-in his Money in the Bank contract on "Friday!" (in reference to ''Super [=ShowDown=] 2019'') leads to perhaps the most [[Music/RebeccaBlack obvious]] [[Music/{{Friday}} joke]]: ♫ It's '''FRIDAY! FRIDAY!''' Gotta '''cashing in''' on '''FRIDAY!'''... ♫
1567*** Undertaker vs. Goldberg as illustrated by ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
1568----> '''Undertaker!Piccolo:''' The poor Saiyan, lost and forgotten to time.
1569----> '''Goldberg!Vegeta:''' Watch it, Namekian! Unless you wanna go right now. And I think we ''both'' know how our last fight went!
1570----> '''Undertaker!Piccolo:''' And ''I'' think we don't, because we've never fought.
1571----> '''Goldberg!Vegeta:''' I...wait...really? But then how did you-
1572----> '''Undertaker!Piccolo:''' Your dumbass friend. ''[cue picture of Wrestling/BrockLesnar]''
1573----> '''Goldberg!Vegeta:''' Riiiiight! Wow, we've never actually fought, that's so weird! Isn't that weird, black man?
1574----> '''Kofi Kingston!Popo:''' Yeah! Almost as weird as what's gonna happen if you call me that again!
1575*** "[[Music/OutKast Thank God for Mom and Dad / For sticking to together / Like we don't know how]] / '''[[Wrestling/BillieKay HEY KAYLA!!!]]'''"
1576*** ''[shows a fight from ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'']'' Ahh! Yeah, that's one fine-looking grandpa fight! ''[cut to Undertaker vs. Goldberg]'' ''Why doesn't mine look like that?! Aaaaaargh!''
1577*** Creator/LeslieNielsen's [[Film/DraculaDeadAndLovingIt Dracula]] gets the Wrestling/AleisterBlack entrance.
1578*** Wrestling/TheIronSheik sings along to [[Anime/CaroleAndTuesday The Mermaid Sisters]].
1579* #390:
1580** The build-up to the "I Am the Table" gag consists of [[Film/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach recounting the "man goes to doctor" joke]].
1581** Another Music/BillieEilish ending, this time, she's the bad [[Wrestling/HulkHogan gay-]] [[FreudianSlip GUY.]] Followed by Vince staring awkwardly in place of a "duh".
1582** Wrestling/{{Walter}}'s signature chops set to the opening of [[Music/{{Survivor|Band}} "Eye of the Tiger"]].
1583[[/folder]]
1584
1585[[folder: Botchamania [=391–400=]]]
1586* #391:
1587** One botch from Tony Nese is punctuated with [[Music/GunsNRoses "Welcome to the Jungle"]], specifically, "Shananananananananananana [[MondegreenGag Nese...knees!]]"
1588** During a match featuring Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon, Renee Young ends up saying "Shane [=McMahon=] is ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucked]]''!". Maffew shows a tweet she put out where [[BlatantLies she says she meant "rocked"]].
1589** When [[Wrestling/TheUsos Jimmy Uso's]] DUI arrest a mere two days after a prophetic remark Wrestling/JohnCena made in one of his freestyle raps, Maffew naturally sets it to [[MemeticMutation the theme from]] ''Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm''.
1590** The endings:
1591*** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E12MargeVsTheMonorail The monorail song]] from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' with the roster of [[Wrestling/WWESmackDown SmackDown Live]] as the citizens of Springfield and Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon as Lyle Langley.
1592*** The bus scene from the final episode of ''Series/FatherTed'', except Father Kevin is brought back to depression ''not'' by [[Music/{{Radiohead}} "Exit Music (For a Film)"]], but by Wrestling/BrockLesnar winning the Universal title back.
1593*** The "Get the F Out" voiceover, [[VoiceClipSong remixed with]] Wrestling/TheIronSheik saying "FACK!" and Wrestling/ScottSteiner saying "BITCH!".
1594*** The man who is man enough to pick a fight with Wrestling/AleisterBlack? Braden Walker, [[MemeticMutation "Knock knock" joke]] and all.
1595*** Wrestling/AJStyles, [[Wrestling/DrewHankinson Luke Gallows]] and Wrestling/KarlAnderson decide to rename [[Wrestling/BulletClub their association]] "The OC". ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' would like it if you don't call it that.
1596*** "Tequila" by The Champs plays, but the TitleDrop is, [[Wrestling/BillieKay "Hey KAYLA!"]]
1597*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find a little...cheeky!"]] ''[[Wrestling/BillyGunn I'M AN ASS-MAN! *bweep bweep*]]'' Immediately followed by a fitting montage of ass-related moments from throughout ''Simpsons'' history.
1598* #392
1599** The endings:
1600*** Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon's "Best in the World" intro is [[WesternAnimation/LongHairedHare given the]] WesternAnimation/BugsBunny [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDg9v6EHKpE treatment]] (complete with an Wrestling/{{Elias}} guitar riff at the end).
1601* #393
1602** The intro is done by Wrestling/FredOttman, The Shockmaster himself, ''holding the infamous Shockmaster helmet''. But the audio is terrible.
1603--->'''Caption:''' '''Apologies for audio quality, but what do you expect from Shocky?'''
1604** This edition features audio clips of CM Punk's story on ''The Art of Wrestling'' podcast as featured on ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''. And while Creator/JohnOliver was professional enough to not show video clips of the match in which Punk, after [[WorstAid being Z-Pack'd to hell and back for a staph infection]], [[PottyFailure shit himself in a match]] on ''[[Wrestling/WWESmackDown SmackDown]]'', Maffew, who found the match Punk and Oliver were talking about on the WWE Network...was considerably ''less'' professional. Especially considering [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyOA7F9fTx8 this track from]] ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'' was playing throughout the bit.
1605--->'''Punk gets clotheslined'''\
1606'''*holds belly*'''\
1607'''Takes a chinlock'''\
1608'''When he stands up'''\
1609'''[[{{Squick}} That mat is stained]]'''\
1610'''Ambrose unwisely works over Punk's belly'''\
1611'''Leading to more stains'''\
1612'''[[FromBadToWorse and maybe a bit of poo flying out]]'''
1613* #394
1614** As this was released in the wake of Wrestling/ChrisJericho proclaiming "Ooooh, a little bit of the bubbly!" after winning the [[Wrestling/AllEliteWrestling AEW]] World Championship (which would be ''lost'' some time later while Jericho was at an Outback Steak House), most of the endings involve riffing on the aforementioned.
1615*** [[Music/ElvisPresley A little less conversation...]]-- '''A little bit of the bubbly!'''
1616*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "DENTAL PLAN!" "A little bit of the bubbly!" "DENTAL PLAN!" "A little bit of the bubbly!" "DENTAL PLAN!" "A little bit of the bubbly!"]]
1617*** [[Music/LimpBizkit I won't lie that I can't deny / I did it all for THE BUBBLY! / Come on! / THE BUBBLY! / Come on! / So you can take that cookie / And stick it up your OOOOH~ yeah! / Stick it up your OOOOH~ yeah! / Stick it up your OOOOH~ yeah!]]
1618*** Getting added into Music/LouBega's "Mambo No. 5". "'''A little bit of the bubbly!''' makes me your man!"
1619*** Clips of Jericho's "Bubbly!" sound byte used as either notes during Brock Lesnar's entrance theme, or for stuttering Bubba Ray Dudley's introduction.
1620*** Bryan Alvarez finds out about the loss of the title belt during his podcast. The reactions are, predictably, incredulous laughter and shock, punctuated by numerous social media reactions (The Repo Man being All Elite, Vince flipping off someone while holding the belt, Homer stealing it ''several times'', swapping the belt for the 24/7 title belt)...and one [[BreadEggsMilkSquick loss.jpg joke]].
1621---->'''Wrestling/TheYoungBucks on Website/{{Twitter}}:''' Oh FFS.
1622* #396
1623** As this episode was released in the wake of the infamous ending of the Hell in a Cell match between Wrestling/SethRollins and [[Wrestling/BrayWyatt "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt]] at ''Hell in a Cell 2019'', which ended in referee stoppage (''in a Hell in a Cell match''),[[note]]Making matters worse, the way the match ended made it appear as if it was a DQ[[/note]] most segments involve riffing on the aforementioned.
1624*** "Virtual Boy Presents: WWE Fuck You 2019" [[note]]The Virtual Boy bathing all its graphics red being similar to how main event was similar entirely under obnoxious and painful red lighting[[/note]]
1625*** Bryan and Vinny discuss the ending during their podcast. "They did a DQ in a Hell in a Cell match" (back when it was assumed that it was a DQ). The reactions are, predictably, incredulous laughter and shock, punctuated by Bryan actually falling off his chair.
1626---->'''Bryan Alvarez corpsing?'''\
1627'''Send for'''\
1628''[shows Wrestling/BeckyLynch's [=TitanTron=], reading "The Man"]''
1629*** After showing how the booing from the live crowd went on long after the event ended:
1630---->'''Wrestling/TheIronSheik:''' Uhhh... Besides that, everything was great.
1631** Wrestling/ChrisJericho takes a moment to ask "Who threw a wiener in the ring?"
1632--->[[WebVideo/OSWReview And remember: A]] '''wiener''' [[WebVideo/OSWReview is you!]]
1633** Daniel Bryan getting his foot tangled on the ring ropes, set to Music/TheStranglers' "Hanging Around".
1634** Whenever new ''Raw'' announcer Dio Maddin is heard speaking, a picture of John Madden with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio's]] face superimposed appears.
1635** A match between two female wrestlers at Wrestling/{{CMLL}} ends in a crucifix pin that somehow manages to have ''both women's shoulders up''. Made more hilarious in that the match is later superimposed on a television screen watched by a smiling Seth Rollins, as if he's relieved to have found a match with a worse finish that the aforementioned HIAC match he was in.
1636** Wrestling/CharlotteFlair and Wrestling/{{Bayley}} wrestle at Manila. They use a table. It's a Japanese table! (And then Bayley uses a kendo stick on the table.) This causes some people in the audience to chant "Fuck you table!", resulting in "I AM-- '''FUCK YOU TABLE!'''"
1637** The endings:
1638*** Wrestling/ChrisJericho shills his new enforcer, [[Wrestling/JackSwagger Jake Hager]]... or is it [[VideoGame/FinalFight Haggar]]?
1639*** "[[Film/It1990 Take your pick, B-B-B-]]'''[[Wrestling/ChrisJericho bubbly!]]'''"
1640*** Music/BlackSabbath's "War Pigs" feat. Wrestling/ScottSteiner.
1641---->Generals gathered in their masses,\
1642just like witches in '''FAAAT ASSES!'''
1643** TheStinger: [[Wrestling/BrayWyatt "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt]] is [[Film/LiveAndLetDie Baron Samedi]].
1644* #397
1645** The visuals in the opening are replaced with a montage of [[ObviousBeta various assorted glitches]] from ''[[VideoGame/WWEVideoGames WWE 2K20]]'', capped off with the headline, [[https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2019/10/sony-granting-refunds-to-wwe-2k20-buyers-661145/ "Sony Granting Refunds to WWE 2K20 Buyers"]].
1646** The glitched faces come back in one of the endings, with various Superstars placed over the characters from ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E22KrustyGetsKancelled The Worker and Parasite Show]]''. At the end of the cartoon, a Platform/PlayStation trophy pops up: "No Refunds", followed by the Yuke's logo, which now reads "[[OhCrap YIKE'S]]".
1647** Another ending has [[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Kirby fighting Masked Dedede]] with sound effects from Hell in a Cell 2019. After Masked Dedede spins himself dizzy, the referee stops the match, replicating the controversial ending to the Wrestling/BrayWyatt[=/=]Wrestling/SethRollins main event.
1648* #399
1649** The final shot in the opening of Wrestling/JimCornette has the face of [[WebVideo/WrestlingWithWregret Brian Zane]] pasted over it in the wake of Cornette's controversial call during ''NWA Power''. Maffew's elaboration in the description deserves mention too:
1650---> ''Cornette has been replaced in the intro with a younger, sexier angry white guy after Botchamania was notified of [[SarcasmMode his comments this week regarding Final Fantasy VIII being "over-rated" which we all know is the only topic to unify wrestling fans worldwide.]] It's a good job Cornette Face hasn't been a thing for years [[DiscreditedMeme (because fans on message boards started using FUCK THIS COMPANY and CORNETTE FACE for literally every segment on Raw and it became unbearable).]]''
1651[[/folder]]
1652
1653[[folder: Botchamania [=401–410=]]]
1654* #402
1655** Justin Roberts goes to introduce Kip Sabian and botches the pronounciation of Norfolk as "Nor-fook". Tom Campbell of WebVideo/{{Cultaholic}} corrects him thus:
1656---> '''Tom:''' Norfolk. As in, "Nor-folk-ing way is Kip Sabian winning that match."
1657---> ''[match ends with Sabian losing]''
1658---> '''Tom:''' See? What did I tell ya?
1659** [[https://twitter.com/JimmyHavoc/status/1218688711711436800 And then Jimmy Havoc showed it to Kip Sabian!]]
1660* #403
1661** The "Lego City Emergency Set" ending, where a memetic Lego commercial is re-created with various clips from throughout WWE's history, such as Batista yelling "HEY!", Braun Strowman destroying a car in sped-up reverse to "Build the helicopter", the rescue being shown through Sting being raised up into the rafters, and the fact that the whole thing was kicked off by The Rock shoving Stone Cold Steve Austin into the river.
1662** Edge enters to [[Music/JourneyBand "Don't Stop Believin'"]], and just as he's about to deliver a spear, [[Series/TheSopranos the video cuts to black]].
1663* #406
1664** Since this episode was released during the coronavirus pandemic, Maffew replaces the visuals of the intro with a [[UsefulNotes/NationalHealthService NHS]] instructional video about correct hand-washing, demonstrating that one can do so in the time it takes for the whole intro to play out. This introduces the show as, "Washamania".
1665** The continuing saga of Justin Roberts being unable to pronounce "Norfolk" (once in a manner that accidentally incorporated an F-bomb into the name) escalates with Kip Sabian correcting him as part of a segment...and deliberately getting it wrong as a prank.
1666--->'''Justin:''' From Gorleston, Nor'''''[[Wrestling/TheIronSheik FACK]]''''', England...
1667[[/folder]]
1668
1669[[folder: Botchamania [=411–420=]]]
1670
1671[[/folder]]
1672
1673[[folder: Botchamania [=421–430=]]]
1674* #430: The episode following the infamous [[SpecialEffectsFailure "explosion"]] at the end of AEW's ''Revolution 2021'' event, it begins with Creator/JackieGleason's apology for his game show ''Series/YoureInThePicture''.
1675-->'''Gleason:''' Ladies and gentlemen, last week we did a show called--\
1676'''Wrestling/JimRoss:''' ''Revolution''!\
1677'''Gleason:''' --that laid without a doubt the biggest bomb in history. ''[as scenes of the "explosion" are shown]'' I'm telling you, friends, that I've seen bombs in my day. This would make the H-bomb look like a two-inch salute.
1678* #428: J-Rose (a Black ring announcer) declares that the show is about to be 'black as fuck', cue the power going out.
1679[[/folder]]
1680
1681[[folder: Botchamania [=431–440=]]]
1682* #432: While Sonny Kiss is making his entrance, Joey Janela heads over to commentary and starts putting himself and his partner over... only for Taz and Excalibur to have to tell him that the headset he's using isn't connected. Maffew captions Janela's words as '*Drunken muffling*', and when Janela runs off, it's captioned as '*drunks*'.
1683* #440:
1684** [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9L7WqSUP5ng/maxresdefault.jpg The thumbnail]] is a parody of the cover of the Music/{{Blur}} album ''Modern Life Is Rubbish'', with "Wrestling" instead of "Life" and the Shockmaster's helmet at the front of the train.
1685** The endings:
1686*** Wrestling/{{MJF}} getting ahold of a camera, done in the style of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''.
1687*** When Tej (Music/{{Ludacris}}) in ''Film/{{F9}}'' says "Numbers don't lie!", it leads to the ObligatoryJoke:
1688---->'''Wrestling/ScottSteiner:''' …and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
1689*** Wrestling/CMPunk's return to wrestling in AEW, if it was about the return to Doctor Octopus from ''Film/SpiderMan2'' in ''Film/SpiderManNoWayHome''. Made more hilarious is that it uses [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTr-OkOkdy0 the video]] of Doc Ock's actor Creator/AlfredMolina goofing around on the set of ''Spider-Man 2'' by singing "If I Were a Rich Man" from ''Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof''.
1690*** Regarding a certain controversial interview from WWE President and CRO Nick Khan, his line of "We live in the present, we live in the future. We don't live in the past." is followed by Music/HenryRollins's maniacal laughter from "Liar" as pictures of RingOldies such as Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Wrestling/JohnCena and Wrestling/BrockLesnar appear.
1691*** The [[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/call-an-ambulance-but-not-for-me Call an Ambulance, But Not for Me]] meme recreated with Wrestling/{{Sting}} [[NoSell no-selling]] a powerbomb from [[Wrestling/ThreePoint0 2.0]].
1692*** The WWE Pyro Guy uses the same "drinking bird" trick as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] in [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer "King Size Homer"]], resulting in [[Wrestling/BrayWyatt The Fiend]] being burned at ''TLC 2020''
1693*** Wrestling/RicFlair says: To be the man, you gotta ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} ♪ BE A MAN!!! ♪]]''
1694[[/folder]]
1695
1696[[folder: Botchamania [=441–450=]]]
1697* [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M2l2OMazFi4/maxresdefault.jpg The thumbnail]] for #441 is a parody of the [[https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/het-soviet-anti-alcohol-propaganda-1954-war-is-hell-store.jpg Russian "HET!" poster]] promoting [[TheTeetotaler teetotalism]] referencing well-known UsefulNotes/StraightEdge Wrestling/CMPunk being offered beer by a fan during an AEW show.
1698* #445: During the montage of video game signs at wrestling shows, Maffew throws in 'I Love Twinks' and 'Sammy Creampie Me', and then suddenly realises that those are sex signs.
1699* #446: A match in Brazil introduces the Brazilian table, aka trying to do a table spot using a plastic table. Complete with its own heavy metal song, Music/{{Kiss}}'s "War Machine".
1700[[/folder]]
1701
1702[[folder: Botchamania [=451–460=]]]
1703* #456:
1704** The endings:
1705*** WWE fans' reaction to Vince after the news about his sex scandal broke being compared to [[Recap/TheBoysS03E08TheInstantWhiteHotWild Homelander supporters still cheering him on even after he kills a guy in front of them]].
1706*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bOonCxlPzI Stan For WWE]], a four-minute video in which the infamous "Stand for WWE" campaign is re-edited, as Vince deals with AEW, his sex scandal, and the various backlash he received on the internet by encouraging WWE fans to "stan" the company. Among some choice moments from the clip include an anti-Vince wrestling fan responding to the campaign by posting the Survivor Series 2005 clip of Vince using the N-word, Wrestling/DrewMcIntyre calling Vince a {{Manchild}}, and the Wrestling/MontrealScrewjob being the result of Wrestling/BretHart refusing to do a sexual act that Vince wanted him to do.
1707* #457:
1708** The endings:
1709*** The creator of Stan For WWE follows the video up with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm18u3prkOg Vince Screwed Vince]] in which Vince's "Bret Screwed Bret" interview is re-edited and turned into an interview about his sex scandal and subsequent retirement.
1710* #459:
1711** The endings:
1712*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgUx9WJwjE Dark Side of the Ring: See 'Em Punked]], a fictional episode of ''Series/DarkSideOfTheRing'' pertaining to Wrestling/CMPunk and his antics following AEW All Out 2022 (the post-event media scrum, his backstage fight with Wrestling/TheElite).
1713[[/folder]]
1714
1715[[folder: Botchamania [=461–470=]]]
1716* #464:
1717** The endings:
1718*** The Northern Boys song "Party Time" got mashed up with clips of Vince [=McMahon=], and it was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds17XmwAXqM amazing]].
1719* #469:
1720** [[https://youtu.be/Xr5AzcyBso4?t=399 "Nerdy Signs Are On TV"]], a song about video game signs set to the tune of "Cult of Personality".
1721[[/folder]]
1722
1723[[folder: Botchamania [=471–480=]]]
1724
1725[[/folder]]
1726
1727[[folder: Botchamania [=481–490=]]]
1728* #488
1729** The episode opens with a clip from ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', with Martin watching TV while it plays the ''Botchamania'' intro. Daphne enters the scene and Martin tells her the show is just starting, leading to her giving her thoughts on it.
1730-->'''Daphne''': I don't get this show. People send in videos of themselves having the most embarassing and painful accidents, they add cartoon noises and music, [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs and everyone laughs themselves silly]]?
1731[[/folder]]
1732
1733[[folder: Botchamania Specials]]
1734* [=CZWamania=] 2006: Sonjay Dutt called Jigsaw "Halloween," which everyone started calling him, ''even the announcer''. After Jigsaw corrected him, the announcer followed up with this:
1735--> '''Announcer:''' Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that Jigsaw does not have a comeback, but he thinks you're a dick.
1736* Steinermania: What do you get when you take Wrestling/ScottSteiner and Wrestling/TripleH's godawful match at Royal Rumble 03 and set it to the tune of "Sneaking" from [[Videogame/MetalGearSolid MGS:VR Missions]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW9_PeSTtnc This.]]
1737* Sincaramania: The massive bust that was Mistico becoming Sin Cara, capped off with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDGkqf8wSo the Sin Cara theme]]:
1738-->''Sin Cara, Sin Cara, friendly neighborhood Sin Cara\
1739Wears a mask, only fights underneath [[UnnaturallyBlueLighting stupid lights]]\
1740Look out! Here comes the Sin Cara!\
1741\
1742Can he botch? Listen, jerk: his hurricanrana [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh will never work.]]\
1743Jumps the ropes, that was nice! This match was [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat recorded twice.]]\
1744Look out! There goes the Sin Cara!\
1745\
1746In the heat of the night, he comes out of the blue\
1747And with all of his might, [[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger he points his finger at YOU!]]\
1748\
1749Sin Cara, Sin Cara, famous luchadore Sin Cara\
1750He was blue, now he's red, [[SickeningCrunch dropping everybody on their heads]]\
1751Look out! Here comes the Sin Cara!''
1752** Before that, JR's announcement and the "translations" that follow:
1753--->'''JR''': The WWE family has signed an athlete that we believe...\
1754'''Caption''': [[AC:We need a new Rey Mysterio Jr.]]\
1755'''JR''': ...has the potential...\
1756'''Caption''': [[AC:He wears a mask.]]\
1757'''JR''': ...to be the next great superstar in WWE.\
1758'''Caption''': [[AC:Seriously; [[DentedIron Rey's knees are fucked]].]]\
1759'''JR''': It is someone that, after watching him perform...\
1760'''Caption''': [[AC:We watched a music video set to Music/{{Disturbed}}.]]\
1761'''JR''': ...that I truly believe can become a global cultural icon.\
1762'''Caption''': [[AC:[[TheMerch Kids love to buy masks]].]]\
1763'''JR''': It is my esteemed honor...\
1764'''Caption''': [[AC:We're gonna fuck Wrestling/{{CMLL}}]]\
1765'''JR''': ...to announce WWE's newest signing, the international superstar formerly known as Mistico.\
1766''(Mistico enters)''\
1767'''JR''': Now please join me in welcoming the new WWE, Sin Caras.\
1768'''Caption''': [[AC:SIN CARAS]]
1769** For whatever reason, [[Wrestling/AlbertoDelRio Del Rio]] didn't like Sin Cara. And Del Rio made sure to beat [[ElNinoIsSpanishForTheNino el piss]] out of him.
1770* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVdnSBZpPsY Botchamania: Let's All Laugh at the Hardys]] is focused on the complete and utter absurdity that was the "Brother Nero" promo/contract signing between Matt and Jeff Hardy. Complete with low''er'' budget parody filmed by other TNA wrestlers: Ethan Carter III as Matt, Mike Bennett (acting like he has no idea what's going on) as Jeff, Tyrus (the former Brodus Clay) as Reby Sky, and [[Wrestling/DrakeMaverick Rockstar Spud]] as the baby.
1771-->'''Mike:''' ...[[StunnedSilence I am speechless]].\
1772'''Tyrus:''' So...speechless in a good way?\
1773'''Mike:''' In a "I don't know if that is the greatest thing I've ever seen", or "the absolute worst, and I am dumber for watching it."
1774** This introduced the French Tables (tables that fall back upon the wrestlers who go through them).
1775** And then came the endings...
1776*** Matt as he's playing the piano was ripe for parody...
1777---->'''Matt:''' [[Film/TheRoom2003 O hai Mark]].
1778*** A ''Creator/{{MTV}} Cribs'' spoof opening of the Hardy property.
1779---->[[AC:Dirt bike park]]\
1780[[AC:[[OldShame Unsold PeroxWhy?Gen albums]]]]\
1781[[AC:[[InsideJoke Grapes]]]]
1782** [[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jt07o_let-s-laugh-at-the-hardys-vol-2_sport Volume 2]] features such [[MindScrew gems]] as:
1783*** A parody of the intro of ''Series/{{Jackass}}'', complete with the disclaimer read at the beginning by Matt's gardener (which is similar to the show's) and the Minutemen's "Corona".
1784---->'''Johnny Knoxville:''' Hi, I'm--\
1785'''Matt Hardy:''' Brother Nero!\
1786'''Johnny Knoxville:''' --welcome to ''Jackass''.
1787*** Willem Dafoe on "The Final Deletion":
1788---->'''[[Film/TheBoondockSaints Special Agent Paul Smecker]]''': For ten seconds, this place was armageddon! Ngaaaa--THERE WAS A '''''FIRE FIGHT!!!'''''\
1789''(Cut to Matt shooting Jeff from across the ring with a Roman Candle assault rifle)''\
1790'''Jeff''': ''(blocking projectiles with a trash can lid)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU]]?!\
1791'''Broken Matt''': DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!\
1792'''Jeff''': ''(screams as more fireworks rain down on him)''
1793*** Footage of "The Final Deletion" intercut with ''Film/TheProducers'' reactions to SpringtimeForHitler (before the titular song) all set to "[[Creator/TobyFox SAVE]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} the World]]"
1794*** A spoof ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' opening set to a piano rendition of "Cruel Angel Thesis", with plenty of FreezeFrameBonus moments:
1795---->[[AC:#Broken]]\
1796[[AC:Piano Memes]]\
1797[[AC:More Effort in This than TNA's Editing]]\
1798[[AC:What about Jack]]
1799*** Continuing a [[StockParody grand tradition]], their final battle...now a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' battle.
1800---->[[AC:Matt Hardy Wins!]]\
1801[[AC:Matt Hardy]]\
1802[[AC:Gained 0 exp]]\
1803[[AC:Gained +10 Internet fame]]
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1805
1806[[folder:Meta]]
1807* After subscribing to the WWE Network, one of the first things Maffew did was "[[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ddtz6_botchamania-road-tests-wwe-network_sport road test]]" it. In that he cued up the infamous Harlem Heat promo wherein Wrestling/BookerT says "Wrestling/HulkHogan, we comin' for YOU, [[NWordPrivileges nigga]]!" In the past it was clumsily dubbed over, if not bleeped out altogether; here he wanted to see if it was left unedited. [[spoiler:And indeed, the clip is unedited. This causes Maffew and his buddies to cheer.]]
1808* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7JdDxih8Y While a guest on an Internet Darlings Live panel]], Steve and Larson from the podcast ''Steve and Larson's Going In Raw'' were of the opinion that Bret Hart was the most overrated champion of all time. Like with Dolph Ziggler name-checking Botchamania on ''Raw'', Maffew reacted like he was having a coronary. (The rest of the panel was not much better.) And when they said that Wrestling/LexLuger should've won the championship over him, that's when the wheels came flying off the panel.
1809* Another Maffew-having-a-coronary moment came when WWE Network announced plans for "Botch Club", which was pretty much Botchamania but with WWE branding all over it (and all the legal red tape that implied). But when one fan asked Karl Anderson on Twitter if there were plans for more episodes of it, [[https://twitter.com/KarlAndersonWWE/status/1089988136959074304 Karl's response was a blunt "I don't think so"]]. ''Maffew's'' response was [[https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1089989529749147649 a .gif of Mick Foley running around ringside cheering, hollering, and celebrating]].
1810* A wrestler by the name of Alex Ohlson was filmed wrestling. What does this have to do with Botchamania? Only the fact that the man has such a striking resemblance to Maffew that ''[[https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1192394784813522944 many people on the internet actually thought Maffew made his debut as a professional wrestler.]]'' Sure, Maffew cleared up the confusion later, but it didn't stop the rest of the IWC from reacting to it. Including slews of people waiting for him to botch just so they could point and laugh at him instead.
1811[[/folder]]

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