Line #14 Funny/BatmanAssaultOnArkham


1	* The Riddler playing riddles with Amanda Waller:
2	-->'''Riddler''': Riddle me this: what belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?\
3	'''Waller''': Your name.\
4	'''Riddler''': Huh? You've heard that one.\
5	'''Waller''': No. I have Google; like the rest of the world.\
6	'''Riddler''': Why do you talk to me like this, Waller?!\
7	'''Waller''': Simple. [[PhoneTraceRace I needed you to keep babbling long enough to pinpoint your position]].\
8	'''Riddler''': [[OhCrap My- What]]?
9	** In that same scene, the Riddler scootching himself along on his stomach into an air vent in an attempt to escape Batman. [[EpicFail It works about as well as you'd expect.]]
10	* When Amanda Waller commands the boisterous Squad to sit down and behave, Harley's the first one to do so, and she complies not unlike a little child being told by a grade school teacher to mind her manners. It's actually kind of adorable.
11	* Harley, [[FunPersonified as per usual]], is full of these.
12	** When Black Spider manages to escape from his restraints on the plane and holds a knife to Captain Boomerang, threatening him, you can hear Harley going "Ninjas are AWESOME!"
13	** Upon landing, after being airdropped into Gotham, Deadshot checks to see if everyone's okay. Cut to Harley lying upside down against a wall, grinning like a maniac and kicking her feet like a little kid.
14	-->'''Harley:''' Don't worry! I fell on my head!
15	* Deadshot's... "[[DestructoNookie moments of intimacy]]" with Harley.
16	-->'''Harley''': ... Yahtzee!
17	** Just how he reluctantly decides to go for it:
18	--->'''Deadshot:''' Oh, what the hell.
19	* Killer Frost using ice puns:
20	-->'''Frost:''' The Joker has a dirty bomb? That gives me the chills.\
21	(Captain Boomerang and Deadshot give her a "you just didn't" look)\
22	'''Captain Boomerang:''' Ice puns? Really?
23	** Made evening funnier when you realize it's a TakeThat to ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''!
24	* Killer Frost's comment here:
25	-->'''Harley:''' I'm fine. We're done. He's a jerk. Whatever.\
26	'''Frost:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I'm convinced.]]
27	* Killer Frost kicking Captain Boomerang in the nuts since he tries to convince the guards that she's dead (when Killer Frost acts as a corpse) by knocking on her head thrice.
28	-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' Me goolies!
29	* Harley's irritated expression when Deadshot tells Penguin that he would kill Harley for him.
30	** Penguin's [[OhCrap initial reaction]] to seeing Harley with the rest of the Suicide Squad also counts.
31	-->'''Penguin (a mix of horrified and enraged):''' ''CLOWN!''
32	-->''Everyone draws their guns on Harley.''
33	** Frost meanwhile is unfazed by this.
34	-->Wuh wuh.
35	* Joker, as per usual. That is when he isn't being NightmareFuel.
36	** Joker dodging the ricochet of bullets being shot into his bullet-proof cell.
37	** A BlackComedy example when Joker escapes his cell and crosses path with an injured Batman ([[spoiler:actually Black Spider wearing Batman's costume]]), who he immediately tries to shoot in the head. Right as he is doing it, [[spoiler:Amanda Waller detonates the bombs, [[YourHeadASplode causing Spider's head to blow off]],]] and Joker [[CorrelationCausationGag mistakenly believes this was the effect of his gun]].
38	--->'''Joker''': ...Best gun ever.
39	*** To say nothing of how that, of all things, was Joker's reaction when he thought he'd finally killed Batman.
40	** Joker's reaction to finding out that [[spoiler: that it wasn't Batman who just died]].
41	---> '''Joker''': [[spoiler: [[Creator/DenzelWashington Denzel]]! What have they done to you?]]
42	** When Deadshot pulls his "you're out of bullets" bluff, the Joker tells him to stop the countdown at the last second, then [[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety point the gun at his own eye to look down the barrel]].
43	---> '''Joker:''' ...I know there are bullets.
44	** The very thought that the Joker can immediately recognize the sound of people being electrocuted through the brain.
45	* When Batman finally gets his hands on Joker's bomb, there is a helpful note indicating he should [[WireDilemma cut the red wire]]. Problem is, ''all'' the wires are red.
46	* Harley vs. Batman. She runs at him while whirling her hammer acrobatically and screaming at the top of her lungs. [[{{Beat}} Batman pauses]] and then clotheslines her, sending her sprawling into a bunch of storage crates.
47	* Despite being a [[TheBrute Brute]] SerialKiller with a [[ImAHumanitarian taste for humans]], King Shark has a lot of them.
48	** For one thing he has a fear of heights. Just to see this big guy screaming "NO HEIGHTS!!!" is a laugh.
49	** How he starts to like Killer Frost after said woman just kicked his butt when he tried to eat her.
50	--->'''King Shark''': You're feisty.
51	** When the team come up to a large metal door. One comments that they can't get through it.
52	--->'''King Shark''': Not for long.\
53	(Runs up and bites down on a steel beam, doing [[EpicFail absolutely nothing]]).\
54	'''Captain Boomerang''': (Watching as King Shark is still struggling with the door) Now that's just pathetic.
55	** The {{Irony}} of King Shark (not a well known DC character) comments how he has never heard of Firefly, Killer Moth or Maxie Zeus.
56	** When he sees Deadshot and Captain fighting, what does he do? Root for the American (Deadshot).
57	--->'''King Shark''': (cheering) U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
58	** King Shark is blindfolded because he's scared of heights, then does a FoeTossingCharge of the guards on the bridge, only to knock himself out after running headfirst into a door.
59	* Killer Frost and the Riddler are surrounded by the Special Crimes Unit, who command the two to return to their cells. After a pause, Killer Frost flips them the bird, causing them to open fire on the two.
60	-->'''Frost:''' [[SarcasmMode That worked well.]]\
61	'''Riddler:''' ''(in an over-the-top dramatic fashion while miming being hanged)'' Then, like the Hanged Man, we are at the end of our rope!\
62	'''Frost:''' ''Wow'', I hate you.
63	* The moment when Captain Boomerang and Deadshot start squabbling with each other and Frost notices something that could pose a bit of a problem.
64	-->'''Frost:''' ''(over Boomerang and Deadshot insulting each other)'' Uh, fellas? ''Guys?'' Guys, listen, I - '''GUYS!''' Batman's here!
65	* Harley's analysis of Captain Boomerang:
66	-->'''Harley:''' Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.
67	* Commissioner Gordon's [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] response to Batman's trademark StealthHiBye:
68	-->'''Gordon:''' We've got it under control, Batman, you can (sees Batman already flying back to Gotham) aaaaaand I'm talking to myself. ''Again.''
69	* Amanda Waller's reaction to finding out she's being [[spoiler: jerked around by the Suicide Squad while they get the bombs in their necks deactivated]]:
70	-->'''Waller:''' Those scumbags are trying to screw me.\
71	A few minutes later:\
72	'''Waller:''' NO ONE SCREWS THE WALL!
73	* Black Spider has one when he is causing a distraction in the kitchen. He grabs a tray of silverware and heads to a microwave. There he puts all of the silverware in the microwave except for one piece. For some reason he just looks at the piece as if saying "maybe I shouldn't... ah what the heck" and places it in with the other pieces.
74	* The POV shot of one of Waller's men, scanning the room in night vision. Pans left... nothing, pans right to where he just looked half a second ago, and Batman is suddenly just standing there, ''waiting'' for the guy to panic rather than immediately attacking him.
75	* This exchange between Riddler and Deadshot [[spoiler:before he uses electro-shock therapy to deactivate the squad's bombs.]]
76	-->'''Deadshot:''' This'll work?\
77	'''Riddler:''' (Nonchalantly) Or give you a grand mal seizure.
78	** And while they're undergoing said process [[spoiler:most of the team is screaming in pain through the gags they were given. Not Harley. She ''spits her's out and'' '''''[[TooKinkyToTorture starts laughing!]]''''']]
79	* This line from Joker's DynamicEntry:
80	--> '''Joker''': I'm here, [[PrecisionFStrike bitches!]]
81	* Poison Ivy's first appearance during the mass breakout:
82	--> '''Guard:''' ''(commanding)'' Stop! ''(whimpering)'' ...please?
83	* During the squad's fight with Batman, Killer Frost tries to kill Batman with Mr Freeze's gun... only to accidentally freeze King Shark's head. She then has a hilarious expression that screams "Oops...".

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