Line #130 Funny/AssassinationClassroom


1	!!As a Moments page, all entries are Administrivia/SpoilersOff!
2	%%
3	%% Image selected per Image Pickin' thread: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=16763450850.99480200
4	%% Please don't change or remove without starting a new thread.
5	%%
6	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nbbf.png]]
7	[[caption-width-right:350:You have big boobs? In this economy? Have some shame!]]
8	%%
9	%% Caption selected per above IP thread. Please do not replace or remove without discussion in the Caption Repair thread:
10	%% https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1404492079030138900
11	%%
12	* Creator/SonnyStrait's performance as Koro-Sensei in the Funimation dub. His energy and ham are absolutely perfect for the role, and give you a whole new level of enjoyment listening to him.
13	* Episode 1 - Assassination Time
14	** The first assassination attempt really [[EstablishingSeriesMoment sets the tone for the show]]. Koro-Sensei tells Nagisa to start a role-call for homeroom period. Instead, Nagisa leads the class in a MoreDakka hail of bullets from automatic air-soft rifles. So Koro-Sensei does the role-call himself ''while'' [[ExcuseMeWhileIMultiTask dodging the bullets]]. He even tells the students to speak loudly so he can hear them over the sound of the gunfire!
15	*** He even throws in a BoringInsult when it's over, "Any hack can point a gun and shoot it."
16	** Episode 1 of the anime adds a line that's a major CallForward to the nickname game from chapter 89.
17	--->'''Koro-sensei (currently not named yet):''' Hmm... I don't really have the kind of name you tell people. Go ahead and give me one.\
18	'''Maehara:''' You sure about that?
19	** Some of Koro-Sensei's ridiculous counterattacks when being attacked. For instance in Episode 1/Chapter 1, Karasuma tries to strike Koro-Sensei with a knife and he gets his eyebrows meticulously trimmed. Koro-Sensei even mentions a fighter jet tries to shoot him down only for him to wax it ''while in-flight''.
20	** There's also his introduction to the class:
21	--->'''Koro-sensei''': Hello, how are you? Soooo... I'm the one who blew up the moon.\
22	'''Students''': [[EyeTake Huh??]]\
23	'''Koro-sensei''': Next year I intend to the same to planet Earth. [[MoodWhiplash But never mind that now, I'm going to be your new teacher!]] Isn't that exciting?\
24	'''Students, in perfect unison:''' ([[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels There are so many things wrong with this picture.]])\
25	'''Nagisa:''' (''narrating'') [[{{Understatement}} It was a strong first impression.]]
26	** Koro-sensei tries to get the students to write a poem that must end with, "Was tentacles all along." He even provides an example.
27	* Episode 2 - Service Time:
28	** Koro-Sensei manages to replace the students' Anti-Sensei knives with tulips, only for Kataoka to yell at him that they're the tulips that the students so diligently raised, which Koro-sensei unknowingly plucked. The scene alone adds so much humor when you see Junior High kids commanding an all-powerful being on the right way to replant the tulips while he is cowering in fear.
29	** Then this happens:
30	--->'''Karasuma''': So where is your target now?\
31	[''some of the students rush out of the campus with ropes and bamboo'']\
32	'''Kayano''': Apologizing. He messed up the tulips we planted so he reduced his speed and he's letting us all take whacks at him.\
33	[''scene changes to Koro-sensei being tied up in a tree while managing to dodge all of the student's make-shift spears and bullets'']\
34	'''Kayano''': Is he totally the coolest teacher ever or what?!
35	** The best part is when Koro-Sensei is mocking his students when they can't hit him. Then, all the sudden, the branch breaks off as he falls down to the ground. After a long [[{{Beat}} silence]], the students realize their new chance and attack Koro-Sensei, who starts to panic. Then after he manages to get away from them, he smugly gives them more homework. This leads to the reveal of one of his weaknesses: he's petty.
36	** In the first half of the episode, Koro-sensei is talking to Sugino about his pitching technique, stating that he couldn't hope to come close to Arita, a baseball star that he was emulating. Nagisa sees Koro-sensei ensnaring Sugino in his tentacles, which Nagisa interprets as an attack. Turns out Koro-sensei was assessing Sugino's joints. Koro-sensei explains himself after his assessment is interpreted as an insult:
37	--->'''Koro-sensei:''' You misunderstand me. I base this entirely on first-hand experience. [''holds up a newspaper showing him doing the exact same thing to Arita''] First-through-''eighth''-hand experience!\
38	'''Nagisa and Sugino:''' WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!
39	** It also turns out that he got an autograph from Arita - which the dedication saying (paraphrasing) "Please, leave me alone, Mr Monster!".
40	** In the English Dub, Sugino's "What the hell is this?" after seeing Nagisa's (not very useful) information on Koro-sensei. The casual yet incredulous tone in which it's delivered just makes it 10x better.
41	* Episode 3 - Karma Time:
42	** After getting caught on Karma's first trap, Koro-sensei spends the whole next hour - while the teens are doing an exam - weakly punching a wall. The kids shout at him for breaking their concentration.
43	** Then, Karma reveals he's already done with the exam... so he's decided to pull out some food. Koro-sensei freaks out when he realizes it's some Italian ice cream he bought earlier in the day.
44	** At the end of the episode, after Koro-sensei saves Karma from his SuicideAttack plan, Karma reveals that he swiped Koro-sensei's purse from the teacher's lounge, and when Koro-sensei gets it back it's empty.
45	* Episode 4 - Adult Time
46	** When Irina joins the class as a teacher, the class wonders what he looks like when he is captivated by big breasts, and were disappointed by how plain his lovesick expression was.
47	** Irina's infallible technique to convince Nagisa to share Koro-sensei's weaknesses: the 30-hit Combo French Kiss!
48	** When Irina tries to tell the class to call her Jelavic-Oneesama instead of Irina-sensei, the class decide to instead call her Bitch-neesan (due to Vic and Bitch sounding similar when spoken with Japanese phonology). Irina is not amused. She is certainly even less amused when they proceed to call her Bitch-sensei after she finally manages to win over their approval.
49	*** Before she reforms, Irina had talked down to the Class E students, only having them give her ideas while she would take the kill. [[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxWO4hiSVoBJ_Ep4iy9a6Gjfy5t8YTw4JJ The result?]] Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
50	** The first English line Irina taught to her students was "You're incredible in bed".
51	--->'''Nagisa''': Just what are you making us Junior-high kids say?!
52	* Episode 5 - Assembly Time
53	** Koro-sensei holds a chemistry class to teach them how to extract artificial colouring from snacks. Once the class is done, he proceeds to take all the snacks for himself. The students complain because they bought them with their own money - as they realize he just did it because he's out of money.
54	** After noticing that two girls are showing off how they decorated their knife sheaths in public, Karasuma (in the English dub) says they're "Totes adorable" but to put them away.
55	** Irina tries to get more info out of Nagisa by smothering him with her boobs.
56	--->'''Nagisa''': Stop it Professor Bitch! I can't breathe through your enormous tatas!
57	* Episode 6 - Test Time
58	** Koro-sensei makes multiple clones to help all of the students simultaneously with their worst subjects, with his headband changing depending on the subject. When helping [[BookDumb Terasaka]], he wears Anime/{{Naruto}}'s headband.
59	** Nagisa is worried that doing this would exhaust him. Koro-sensei tells Nagisa to not worry, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint because one of his afterimages]] [[RefugeInAudacity was in charge of resting]].
60	** Suddenly, Koro-sensei's head shows up twisted. Cue him telling off Karma for trying to assassinate him mid-class, while Karma sticks out his tongue.
61	* Episode 7 - Trip Time, 1st Period
62	** Koro-sensei says he did not plan for the trip. He shows up to class dressed as a geisha.
63	-->'''Okajima:''' [[StupidSexyFlanders It's actually kinda hot!]]
64	** When Sugino is worried whether Karma will get into fights, Karma tells him not to worry - [[ComicallyMissingThePoint he makes it a policy to make sure all witnesses remain silent]].
65	** Koro-sensei spent the night before making encyclopedia-sized travel guides for everyone. They come in with a small model building.
66	** Irina says that she's too much an adult to be so interested in the trip. The students tell her to stay behind and water the plants. Irina suddenly changes her opinion about going to the trip.
67	** Koro-sensei got distracted buying snacks, so he arrived late to the station.
68
69	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsxlrD7HA1k Three words: Irina’s second face]]
70	** Karasuma’s response in the dub is peak hilarity. “I…I don’t even know where to begin.” Hearing his response it’s almost like the voice actor is channeling the internet meme “What is this I don’t even.”
71	** It turns out that Koro-sensei gets motion sick, and when they arrive to the hotel he collapses on a couch, feeling awful. [[HypocriticalHumor Yada asks if Koro-sensei is feeling okay while she, Kataoka, and Isogai calmly attempt to stab him in the face. Repeatedly.]] And Koro-sensei complains about leaving his pillow at home.
72	* Chapter 11 is full of these, but particular mention is those two guys' reaction to seeing Nagisa receive a MarshmallowHell from Irina.
73	** Karasuma quickly tears them apart and pins Irina's arm behind her back, leading her away from Nagisa.
74	** In chapter 11, there's also the scene where Koro-sensei arrives on the stage. Irina casually stands next to him and tries to stab him repeatedly, but Koro-sensei dodges each attack. Then Karasuma once again pins her arm behind her back and leads her away before she blows their cover.
75	** There's also a moment where some of the girls from Class-E come up to Karasuma and show him their bedazzled knife sheaths, asking him if they look cute. His response is to tell them to never take them out in public, even if they ''are'' cute.
76	* The entire Koro-Sensei Drawing Song. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULWGpwuLbJ0 Sung by Jun Fukuyama (in Japanese)]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3YH4mHacW8 Sonny Strait (in English)]].
77	--> '''Koro-Sensei:''' (after the song) Now you try it!\
78	'''All Students:''' ARE YOU KIDDING?!!
79	* Chapter 19:
80	** Koro-Sensei's "Bubble bath". Especially how he ends it. Some students are blocking the entrance, trying to get a look at his naked body. ("I can't believe such unsexy peeping exists in this world.") To escape, he just stands up, but the water has become jelly-like because of his mucus so it lifts up with him in a solid cube. Then he jumps out the window, cube and all.
81	** Koro-sensei being a fan of juicy gossip, he spies on the boys of the class as they discuss which girls they prefer, with a huge shit-eating grin. He pulls the same trick for the girls, casually dropping into their room as Irina is about to discuss her past romantic experiences; the girls' DoubleTake is hilarious. They try to get Koro-sensei to spill the beans about his own romantic experiences; his only response is a {{Beat}} and a StealthHiBye. He ends up sandwiched between the boys and girls gunning for him on both sides.
82	* Ritsu's introduction has this gem in the English dub:
83	--> '''Kayano''': So, like, how is it supposed to attack?\
84	'''Nagisa''': What do you mean?\
85	'''Kayano''': Well they call her a ''Fixed Artillery'' don't they? Do you see any guns? 'Cause I sure don't.\
86	'''Nagisa''': Yeah... Good point.\
87	'''Ritsu''': [Unleashes four shotguns and two machine guns. Initiates assassination.]\
88	'''Nagisa''': [[DangerDeadpan Nevermind!]]\
89	'''Sugino''': [[PrecisionFStrike HOLY CRAP!]]
90	* Takebayashi's [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall breaking]] EstablishingCharacterMoment in Chapter 22:
91	--> '''Takebayashi''': "2D is just fine. Real women don't need more dimensions than that."\
92	'''Other students''' (''shocked''): "[[LampshadeHanging Takebayashi, do you seriously want that to be your first line in this manga?!]]"
93	* "You made a 2-D girl cry".
94	* Chapter 24:
95	** How does the class avenge Maehara from the humiliation he received from his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend? By making them go through their own HumiliationConga involving a LaxativePrank. Seeing them desperately running to the nearest toilet as the class continues to screw them over is hilarious and very satisfying.
96	** When Okuda presents her self-made "Victoria Falls", she has a worrying and slightly EvilLaugh that leaves Sugino sweating in the background. No wonder Karma thought he and Okuda would make perfect partners-in-crime.
97	** At the end, Maehara thanks the class and Koro-sensei for their efforts, and after Koro-sensei's speech, Maehara promptly leaves as he has a date with a girl from another school. Cue his classmates and Koro-sensei breaking out their poker faces.
98	* Chapter 26:
99	** Irina's incredible awkward act to get near to Karasuma.
100	---> ''"Even a cabaret girl would act awkwardly if she suddenly had her father as her customer, y'know?"''
101	** Karasuma proved himself to be not so weak after all and scared the shit out of Irina and ''Koro-sensei''. So much so that Koro-sensei prepared full body armour under the off-chance he had to stay perfectly still for one second for Karasuma to knife him.
102	* Episode 11 - Transfer Student Time, 2nd Period
103	** The similarities between Koro-sensei and Itona - that is, their sweet tooth and their love of big boobs.
104	** Koro-sensei... proves to not be the most sporting of winners.
105	-->'''Koro-sensei:''' Don't worry, children, he's fine - my old skin kept him perfectly safe. Technically though, Itona, you ''are'' outside the boundary.\
106	'''Itona:''' tosses Koro-sensei's husk away, confused\
107	'''Koro-sensei (with [[SmugSuper green stripes on his face]])''': [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating In yo faaaaace! I win! Nanny-nanny boo-boo, etcetera, etcetera!]]
108	* Chapter 35 reveals the one thing Kayano really hates: big breasts.
109	** While Karusama is profiling the school chairman, Irina gets a "eureka moment" when she figures out what "outs" in baseball are.
110	* Chapter 37 is chock-full of these:
111	** Sugaya comes back with a tattoo on his arm. It turns out to be a traditional Indian Henna tattoo, which is temporary. Quick cut to Koro-Sensei, who was in the middle of reading a mountain of books on what to do when one's child becomes a delinquent.
112	** The hilarious reaction of the screaming Koro-sensei, whose face is melting, and the screaming students when Sugaya tries to assassinate him with the henna paint on Koro-sensei's face. The faces of the students are drawn in a [[ArtShift completely different art style]].
113	** When Irina accidentally knocks herself out, Sugaya and Koro-sensei take advantage of the situation to draw tattoos over her arms. Sugaya goes with a standard yet stylish Henna tattoo, but Koro-sensei draws ''a manga'' on her other arm. Sugaya makes her another tattoo around the manga's frame to make up for it, causing Koro-sensei to get competitive; by the time they're finished, Irina looks side-splittingly ridiculous, even complete with ''kabuto helmet and shoulder pads''. Needless to say, she is absolutely ''[[TranquilFury furious]]'' when she wakes up.
114	* Most of Koro-sensei's weaknesses.
115	** He loves boobs.
116	** Hackneyed plot developments in movies make him cry.
117	** He's very petty.
118	** He doesn't like hot food.
119	** He's easily taken in by rumors.
120	** When he returns to normal after a serious fight, he gets really embarrassed.
121	** He's very worried about appearances.
122	** He can't swim.
123	** Juicy gossip.
124	** He's tone-deaf.
125	* At the end of chapter 41, after defeating the StoryArc villain and stunning everyone with his HiddenDepths in assassination, including Karasuma. Nagisa's face is locked on OhCrap because his move landed with the back of the knife on the target's neck and the challenge was supposed to be landing a lethal or obviously lethal blow. Thankfully, the back was serrated and he was covering the guy's eyes at the time.
126	* In Chapter 42 when Irina asks the class what she is to them, Takebayashi simply replies, "Our bitch".
127	** At the end, Karasuma decides to treat the class to whatever food they want. Korosensei wants in but he's not allowed as he didn't actually do anything. Leading to him following the class while bowing [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogeza dogeza style]].
128	* Terasaka ''dunking Karma in the pool.'' Karasuma has many NotSoStoic moments, but this is the first time we've seen [[TheAce Karma]] have one. Afterwards, the rest of the class dogpiles him in the water, annoyed by his MagnificentBastard attitude.
129	** Also a FunnyBackgroundEvent, but during the ending narration for the chapter you can see Karma giving Terasaka a flying kick in the side.
130	** During the pool, Nakamura makes a discovery: Nagisa is actually a boy. Nagisa is shocked she hadn't realized yet.
131	%%* Kamishibai. The melancholy housewife. (Chapter 44, pages 17-18. Context needed)
132	* Korosensei demonstrating the effects losing a tentacle has on his speed. It starts with a few of his copies becoming kiddie versions, and eventually devolves into a family drama about a single mother.
133	* The Chemistry final exam's hardest question is represented by a monster in heavy armor. The Virtuoso complains that he can't get it off... only for Okuda to ride by on the shoulder of one that had already taken off its helmet, showing that it's actually an ''adorable'' monster. The monster then strips off its armor entirely and skips off with Okuda still perched on it and the A-Class student can only stare in shock.
134	* As a result of Class E's good results during the final exam, Korosensei has to let them shoot off three tentacles (one for each top marks student) as his part of the deal. He thinks to himself that it's fine, only for Terasaka and co. to march up to him with four more exam scripts showing they all tied first in ''home economics''. Upon realizing he has to let his students shoot ''seven'' tentacles, he starts panicking like crazy!
135	* Episode 16. Whilst Class E was at the end of term assembly, Irina and Korosensei were talking about the LoopholeAbuse with the home-ecs exam, then Irina asks why they can't go to the assembly and Korosensei says that Karasuma told them that they're presence would attract attention ([[CallBack calling back]] the last time they attended). It rounds off with Irina calling Korosensei calamari (fried squid) and Korosensei calling her a bitch.
136	* "Perversion... can save the world."
137	** In the same chapter, we have [[ItMakesSenseInContext a giant octopus creature dressed like a rhinoceros beetle and a middle-school girl jumping on top of a pile of porno magazines]].
138	* Lovro gets a first-hand reason why Class 3-E should ''not'' be messed with, after asking about their plan:
139	-->'''Lovro''': ... but I wonder if you could explain to me this business of "psyche attack".\
140	'''Nagisa''': Well the idea is to throw him off guard and slow him down.\
141	'''Maehara''': Oh, he likes porn. Makes no bones about where he gets it either, figure we'll use that on him.\
142	[''cue flashback of Koro-Sensei passing out popsicles to Nagisa and a few other students'']\
143	'''Koro-Sensei''': Look, just promise not to tell your classmates, ''alriiiiight''?\
144	[''cut back to present day'']\
145	'''Maehara''': He bought our silence with a round of popsicles. [''suddenly with shining red eyes''] But it's gonna take ''a lot'' more than ''that'' to keep us from spilling the beans!\
146	'''Terasaka, Muramatsu, Yoshida, and Hazama''': Let's gang up and teach the perv a lesson he won't soon forget!\
147	'''Nagisa''': It would ''really'' get in his head if we threatened to blackmail him. He'll be so freaked out by what we got.\
148	'''Lovro''': ...[[EvenEvilHasStandards these children are ]]''[[EvenEvilHasStandards brutal]]''...
149	* Koro-Sensei getting sunburned. To the point he's ''charred black''.
150	** When the students mention they can no longer tell his expressions, or even where his face is, he uses his once-a-month molting ability that really tires him. Minutes before he's going to lose seven tentacles and the kids are all prepped to kill him.
151	---> "[[LampshadeHanging Why have we not killed this idiot yet?!?]]"
152	* In chapter 59, as part of their assassination preparations, the class prepares a film for Koro-sensei... and it turns out to be his most embarrassing moments, which includes cross dressing in order to get into an "all you can eat cake" event (which he clearly fails), and using his speed in order to get free tissues so he can fry them later.
153	** In the English dub, once Koro-sensei sees what the film is going to be about, he screams a hilarious line which is funny both [[ItMakesSenseInContext in-context and out]].
154	-->'''Koro-sensei''': '''[[CallBack I GAVE YOU POPSICLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!]]'''
155	** Even better in the same scene, we get this gem later on:
156	-->'''Mimura (voice-over from video):'''... and that's not all. To truly plumb the depths of this creature's depravity, we've prepared a full hour of shocking footage.\
157	'''Koro-sensei:''' '''[[OhCrap THERE'S A WHOLE HOUR OF THIS DRECK?!?!]]'''\
158	''One hour later...''\
159	'''Koro-sensei:''' ''in a raspy voice'' No point of killing me class, I'm already dead - emotionally, intellectually, socially, dead...
160	* In Chapter 60, after they fail to kill Koro-sensei, Karma proceeds to bully him while he can't move at all.
161	** The best one? "Can someone find a dirty old man? I wanna stick this inside his underwear!"
162	* The shameless, BreakingTheFourthWall plug for ''Magazine/ShonenJump'' in chapter 63.
163	** Or the students acting like children of mafiosi.
164	** In the anime version, the plug is even more blatant, namedropping the author's other series ''Manga/MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro''.
165	* Gastro and his meal in chapter 64.
166	--> '''Gastro:''' "A rich fish soup, with tons of green onions and a spoonful of garlic, [[SuddenlyShouting AND A GUN]]!"
167	* Up against a terrifyingly strong professional hit man, Karma manages to get the upper hand and put him on the floor in an armlock--while wearing the most hilarious ":D" expression. On the very next page, with the rest of the students dog-piling the hit man, Karma maintains his armlock and has a marvelous derp-face best rendered as "8P" going.
168	** Karma's just beaten his opponent. What does he do? Why, torture the poor guy with mustard and wasabi, of course!
169	--->'''Grip''': What in the hell are those supposed to be?\
170	'''Karma''': Mustard and wasabi. You never know when you're gonna need 'em to shove up a nose!\
171	'''Everyone''': [[EveryoneHasStandards reactions of shock and horror]]\
172	'''Karma''': Part of keepin' my guard up meant I had to play nice. But hey, now that we've got you all bound up, I can let loose! You'll wanna hold still or that special clip's gonna rip your nostrils off. Now let's see, you've got your jalapenos, your hatch chilis, your ghost peppers- those're a kick in the balls, right? And a pinch of garlic for heart health. Well, hun, wha'dya think? Show us that samurai willpower? cue mustard up the nose\
173	'''Nagisa''': So, uhh... I notice Karma's still a sadist...\
174	'''Koro-sensei''': I'm very concerned about what his future holds in store.
175	* Chapter 66.
176	** Nagisa in a female outfit. That, by itself, together with his shyness is already funny. But there's more.
177	*** Where did they get the clothes? The girls stole them from the nearby pool; an "anonymous donation".
178	*** Nagisa, understandably, doesn't want to be seen, so Meg browbeats him about how Kurasama thinks this mission is too dangerous for the girls to do alone. So he has to "be a man" and protect his female classmates, while disguised in drag.
179	*** Nagisa immediately attracts attention from a teenage boy that happened to be there.
180	*** Isogai points out that Nagisa should be ''happy'' about his AttractiveBentGender because it is a major plus for an assassin to be able to pass as either gender. [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Nagisa is not happy.]] Then Karma remarks that Nagisa can't pass as a ''boy'', and poor Nagisa gets even more riled up.
181	*** And the kicker? It wasn't even necessary. Karma [[ForTheLulz just thought it would be amusing]].
182	*** Though all of the above becomes [[HarsherinHindsight Harsher in Hindisght]] later on.
183	** The big-boobs-hating Kaede admitting [[LesYay her attraction to Touka]].
184	* It seems that class 3-E's favorite tactic of knocking out an enemy is to shove them to the ground and the ''whole'' group jumps onto the poor bastard.
185	* After Nagisa's victory, Gastro's group suddenly came back and the class's members held their weapons preparing for an attack. What did Karma have? Two tubes of mustard and wasabi!
186	** Gets a CallBack in Chapter 90, as the whole class erupts at Isogai for trying to sacrifice himself to spare Class E trouble from Class A. Everyone throws random stuff at Isogai in anger, with Nagisa throwing a crumpled ball of paper with a particularly blank face while Karma is sadistically gleeful as he throws a tube of wasabi.
187	* After everything has been solved (and Koro-sensei has survived yet another assassination attempt) Koro-sensei states they are going to have fun now... only for Sugino to point out that they are leaving the following morning. Cue Koro-sensei trying to do all the usual summer things (watermelon piñata or making a sand Tokio Tower) in the next few seconds... only for Karma to shoot him. Most everyone joins in shooting their teacher.
188	* The English dub of episode 22 has a funny line in regards to Okajima's antics. As everyone starts to cut loose after Nagisa's triumph, the girls start to play in the water. Okajima, being... well, [[LovableSexManiac Okajima]], ends up trying to join in.
189	-->'''Okajima:''' Here I come, ladies! (''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny disrobes]]'') Geronimoooooooooo!\
190	'''Girls:''' [[PervertRevengeMode PERVERT]]!!\
191	'''Nakamura:''' [[TeenyWeenie Oh, shrinkage]]!
192	* Koro-sensei tries to join in the swimming, and the girls get ready to splash him... until he remembers his weakness to water. The girls were actually hoping he would forget that.
193	* Irina (wearing a sexy bikini) complains that Karasuma didn't invite her to the beach, and asks if he would like to ditch the kids and have some time alone with her. Karasuma shoots her down and Takebayashi, Isogai, Maehara and Terasaka's gang laugh at her. Cue six teens running along the beach, persecuted by an angry Bitch-sensei.
194	* The whole of chapter 74. Highlights include:
195	** Koro-Sensei playing the (Incredibly bad) ShipperOnDeck for Class E.
196	** Koro-Sensei having an utter shit-fit when his plan to scare the kids winds up scaring ''him'', beginning with Kirara Hazama's NightmareFace that makes her look like the unholy love child of [[Film/TheExorcist Pazuzu]], [[Literature/{{It}} Pennywise]], and [[Literature/TheRing Sadako]]. Then he runs into an "Eyeless monster". Better known as Ryuunosuke Chiba.
197	--->'''Chiba:''' I ''have'' eyes...
198	** Then Koro-sensei runs into [[HoistByHisOwnPetard his own konjac contraption]], which makes him fly off screaming about "something slithery", before running into a "creepy Japanese doll", better known as Yukiko Kanzaki. ''[[OverlyLongGag Then]]'' he runs into horror mangaka Shigeru Mizuki (Kotarou Takebayashi).
199	** The students call Koro-sensei pathetic for trying to use the "test of courage" as an attempt to play ShipperOnDeck. When Karasuma and Irina come out of the cave, [[HypocriticalHumor the students decide to play matchmaker for their teachers]].
200	* Chapter 75: Karasuma-sensei's first weakness: [[ObliviousToLove Super dense]].
201	** He's also an AmazonChaser. Poor Bitch-sensei.
202	* Chapter 80: Kayano comes up with the idea to assassinate Koro-sensei with plastic explosive-laced pudding. But she put so much planning into it that she grows... overly-attached to it. To the point of going ballistic at the thought of blowing it up.
203	-->'''Kayano:''' '''[[BigNo NO!!!]]''' ''(beating her own head against the window)'' The pudding I put my heart and soul into can't go blowing up!\
204	'''Sugino:''' Hey, calm down Kayano!\
205	'''Terasaka:''' ''(restraining her)'' Don't get emotionally attached to a damn pudding! It was made to be blown to bits! [[labelnote:Dub]]It's a damn pudding, not the family pet! It's ''supposed'' to be blown to smithereens![[/labelnote]]\
206	'''Kayano:''' No, we can't! ''(over an appropriate ImagineSpot)'' We need to keep it in the yard forever as a monument!\
207	'''Students:''' IT'LL ROT!! [[labelnote:Dub]]EW, GROSS!![[/labelnote]]
208	* Chapter 81: During the tag game, when Karasuma-sensei is drowning Bitch-sensei, her face is fucking hilarious.
209	** Sugaya doesn't believe Okajima when he tells him that Karasuma-sensei is going to catch him. ''Turns out he's right behind him, Spider-Man style.''
210	* The students various acts of escape in chapter 82. From bribery, to playing at Koro-Sensei's emotions.
211	** And Karasuma's reaction to Koro-Sensei falling for them.
212	---> '''Karasuma''': Oi! How are these captured robbers getting out?\
213	'''Korosensei''': They're shrewder than I thought -- Whoa these boobs are something else!\
214	'''Karasuma''': They lured you away!\
215	(Later)\
216	'''Korosensei''': Karasuma, come in! How are these criminals escaping from jail?!\
217	'''Karasuma''': That's my line, you crooked cop!
218	* Chapter 83: The class pull [[Manga/SoulEater Excalibur faces]] on Koro-sensei when they thought he's an underwear thief.
219	-->'''Koro-sensei:''' An excellent beginning to second term, it must be said. The mutual respect and trust the students and I share grows stronger by the day. How wonderful it is to see their shining faces look up at me with such-- [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption UNBRIDLED DISGUST?!?!]]
220	** Isogai defends Koro-sensei by listing some examples of how his teacher is just a "normal pervert" which then prompted him to change his mind instantly.
221	* How Itona joined Terasaka's gang is both this and a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}}.
222	--> '''Itona''': Hey, Muramatsu. I don't have any money. I'll hold in my puke, so let me eat some ramen.
223	* Chapter 88:
224	** Itona builds a mini-tank with a camera to kill Koro-sensei. The boys realize that they can look under skirts of the girls with that tank instead, and the boys create an operation how to develop the perfect tank for that matter. All of them have act with ''serious faces'' and have specific roles.
225	** The tank is destroyed by a weasel, which got 7th place in popularity polls.
226	** The boys' efforts are busted by Okajima declaring out loud his intent to look under the girls' skirts by March, right as the girls are behind them. He gets chewed out for his trouble, while Itona walks away, whistling innocently.
227	** Isogai and Nagisa's commentary makes the whole thing even funnier.
228	--> '''Isogai''': They uh, really get into it when smut's on the line, huh?
229	--> '''Nagisa''': It's kinda creepy.
230	* Chapter 89: All of the {{Code Name}}s are ridiculously [[MaliciousMisnaming funny and fitting]].
231	** People in the hospital reacting to the name JUSTICE!! Kimura.
232	--->'''Karma:''' That must be rough, getting stuck with weird names.\
233	* everyone [[SpitTake spit takes]]*\
234	'''Karma:''' What? I like my name.
235	** Korosensei also has a complaint about his name, in that Karasuma and Bitch-Sensei [[HeyYou refuse to call him by it]].
236	** And after all that business, the students become furious with Koro-sensei when he asks them to call him by the self-styled "Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind". Cue hail of anti-sensei ordinance.
237	--->'''Koro-sensei (frantically dodging [=BBs=]):''' What would you prefer to call me?!\
238	'''Students:''' THE OCTOPUS OF THE IDIOTIC PERVERTED CHICKEN!\
239	'''Koro-sensei:''' ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Octopus?!]]''
240	* In Chapter 90, a small group of the students are gushing over how much of an {{Ikemen}} (or Prince Charming, as the dub puts it) Isogai is:
241	--> '''Maehara:''' Guy keeps his clothes so neat and tidy, you'd never know they're fresh off the bargain rack!\
242	'''Students:''' He's Prince Charming!\
243	'''Maehara:''' Oh, and did I mention he let me eat some of the goldfish he caught at the Summer Festival? Let me tell you that boy can ''cook''!\
244	'''Students:''' He's Prince Charming!\
245	'''Maehara:''' Oh yeah, and I went after him to the bathroom once, he'd folded the toilet paper into a triangle!\
246	'''Kataoka and Kayano:''' He's Prince Charming!\
247	'''Okajima:''' Yeah, and I fold toilet paper into a triangle too! Every time I go!\
248	'''Kataoka and Kayano:''' [[HypocriticalHumour That's disgusting]]!\
249	'''Maehara:''' Check him out, even middle-aged women dote on him!\
250	'''Students:''' He's Prince Charming!\
251	'''Nagisa:''' Uhh, middle-aged women in my neighbourhood dote on me sometimes...\
252	'''Students:''' Who cares?!\
253	'''Maehara:''' Did you know Isogai gets love letters from the girls on the main campus?\
254	'''Students:''' He's Prince Charming!\
255	'''Kataoka:''' Umm... [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer I get them too, actually]]...\
256	'''Students:''' Forbidden love...\
257	'''[[StealthHiBye Koro-sensei]]:''' Alas, some things are only cool when done by a cool person. Like Isogai. Or me of course.\
258	'''Students:''' He's Prince Cha--\
259	* {{beat}}*\
260	'''Students:''' ...[[DelayedReaction what are]] ''[[DelayedReaction you]]'' [[DelayedReaction doing here]]???
261	* Chapter 91: Hara's reaction to one of the sports festival's event's rules? "It's nothing but a drink. Bread, that is."
262	* Chapter 94: Itona is participating in a scavenger hunt, and is supposed to find "something near its expiration date." He grabs Bitch-sensei.
263	* Chapter 95: Listening to Koro-sensei reading Class E the riot act was kind of upsetting. So two pages later, we're shown Koro-sensei's persuasion tactics (read: filling his room with flowers in the blink of an eye, then grovelling to Matsukata by not only revealing himself to a member of the public, but totally overdoing it, scaring the shit out of the old man in the process).
264	** And then comes the English version of the anime:
265	-->'''Matsukata''': What the hell? What just happened, am I losing my damn mind or did this room just become a florists, all of a sudden?\
266	* Koro-sensei drops in from out of nowhere*\
267	'''Koro-sensei''': PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES!\
268	'''Matsukata''': ''[[TheScream GYAAAAAAHHHH]]!''\
269	'''Koro-sensei''': I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW CONTRITE I AM, GOOD SIR! MY WOULD-BE ASSASSINS AND I HAVE CAUSED YOU A WORLD OF TROUBLE! '''I BEG YOUR FORGIVENEEEEEEEEEESS!'''\
270	'''Matsukata''': '''''[[TheScream GYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH]]!!!'''''
271	** The fact that the scene immediately cuts to when Class 3-E arrived at the nursery makes it even more better.
272	* Chapter 96: Takebayashi makes a good point about being able to study at home which is unfortunately undercut by the fact his trousers were pulled down.
273	--> '''Maehara''': Takebayashi... I can't take you seriously when you're being pantsed by 6 year olds.
274	* The God of Death hacking Ritsu in chapter 102. Turning her into a nose-picking, lazy bum.
275	** "7 to 1" is not something to be uttering around while visiting Brazil.
276	** It's even funnier in the anime. Koro-sensei dodges the attacks of angry locals, which include several footballs thrown at him and the locals go from "KILL HIM!" to "He is our savior!"
277	* Irina and Karasuma are buried under rubble. After getting out, Karsuma rips his shirt so he can use it as a make-shift split for Irina's arm. Her nose starts bleeding and he immediately thinks she has head trauma. Irina is so shameless in her response that she's glowing.
278	-->'''Irina''': I'm fine. Seeing you shirtless has me hot and bothered.
279	* Chapter 109: Karasuma manages to avoid the God of Death's "Invisible Scythe" (actually a hidden gun in his finger) with a little help from Koro-sensei. How does Koro-sensei maintain the illusion that Karasuma is bleeding out? By drinking tomato juice non-stop. The fight is then decided with [[GroinAttack a single punch to the God of Death's nads]].
280	* In chapter 111, some of the students' various methods of killing Koro-sensei continually alter his appearance. First, he drinks a poisoned cola from Okuda (Spiked up with powdered bug eggs courtesy of Karma and Nakamura, to Okuda's shock), leaving him with a hilariously puckered face. After that, Hara feeds him a hearty bento full of salt that she cooked, and Koro-sensei's face ends up puckered ''and'' swollen. Then Hazama attempts to kill him with an occult curse, which causes all of his hair to stand up.
281	* Bitch-sensei decides to change her wardrobe in chapter 111, opting to wear cheaper, more conservative clothes. Conversely, the male students find her MORE attractive when she's showing less skin.
282	* Chapter 113. Koro-sensei disguises as Karasuma to fool Nagisa's mother. Even with some help from the students. That is all.
283	** While Nagisa's mother absolutely ''loses it'' and begins screaming at Koro-sensei, you can see poor Okuda behind Maehara and Sugino just ''trembling'' in fear. The shaking of her glasses and her expression completely seals it.
284	* Chapter 115, Isogai is very happy to abandon his dream of being a businessman to become a yam digger.
285	** And when the Matsutake appears, everyone is nearly blinded by its light. Isogai? He is being blown away in the corner.
286	* Chapter 116 brings us the return of Yuuji, the punk who crushed on cross-dressing Nagisa. And he's ''still'' crushing on "her".
287	** To get his business, Nakumura somehow switches her skirt and Nagisa's pants in the span of two panels.
288	* Chapter 117: Various assassins who had failed to kill Korosensei in the past all pop up to try the food at the restaurant. It's funny to see all these experienced killers going to visit Class-E's residence for cuisine.
289	** And then comes Nagisa's reveal as a guy. Of course Yuuji was stunned and repeatedly saying he's lying. What does Nakamura suggest? "Show it to him!" with an elephant picture.
290	** After Yuuji leaves, Karma comes in trying to make it into a cosplay event for Nagisa to wear.
291	* Chapter 118: Remember the time Korosensei disguise himself as Karasuma and reveal he's bald? Well...the real Karasuma learns this fact from Nagisa's mother and he doesn't take it well.
292	* We get this gem from Asano in chapter 126. To his FATHER of all people.
293	-->'''Asano:''' This wound dropped me down to number five hottie in class A.
294	** Just the fact that Asano Sr. and his son manage to get a father-son bonding moment, by talking about SUING each other.
295	* The play in chapter 127. Let's just say it's pretty dark and cue to the audiences reaction at the ending.
296	** Sugino's guilt over yelling at his crush the next morning makes it even funnier, especially after Kanzaki tells him how good his acting was, which prompts his split-second declaration of quitting baseball to pursue it instead.
297	* How does Nagisa stop the berserk Kayano? He hits her with a 15-hit combo kiss to [[PostKissCatatonia knock her out]].
298	** And the reactions! While everybody else is being shocked, Karma and Nakamura whip out their phones to take pictures! Which they pull out in Chapter 159 to flaunt when they find out she has obligation chocolates for him.
299	** Irina playfully scolds him for holding back, telling him he could have gotten up to 40 hits with a ten second kiss. Nagisa is confused by what she's talking about, and then other students speak along the same lines as their teacher.
300	** And the caption for the next chapter: Kiss of Death! ... Ultimate Tongue-nique [[CallBack Taught By a Bitch]]!
301	** Kayano's been shot through the heart and Nagisa's to blame
302	* In chapter 143, when Nagisa and Karma get into a fight, Isogai and Maehara had to hold back Karma and Sugino had to hold back Nagisa. While Isogai and Maehara are having some trouble holding back Karma and even commenting that he's incredibly strong, Sugino had absolutely no trouble at all, holding Nagisa back with one arm while Nagisa is flailing his arms and legs trying to break free.
303	* In episode 41 (season 2 episode 19), during the montage, Karma takes advantage of the zero gravity and spins Nagisa, who is stuck rotating vertically with no way to stop it.
304	** When they reveal no one was in danger the whole time, and the 'bomb' they were using as a threat was actually full of bean jam as a gift from Koro-sensei. Nagisa being polite and apologetic is also funny.
305	** As a FunnyBackgroundEvent, you can see as they go home, Karma playing on a gaming device while in space.
306	* For a FunnyBackgroundEvent in chapter 153, Okuda's eyes turn into "3s" when she takes off her glasses to wipe her TearsOfJoy.
307	* Chapter 156:
308	** In order to cheer up Takebayahi after he fails the entrance exam for his top choice school, Koro-sensei starts up a game of taboo with the punishment being getting a five-seven haircut if you say something related to fail or slip. Naturally, HilarityEnsues and ''everyone'' ends up getting the haircut; including Koro-sensei himself, who was the first one to mess up and ended up putting on a five-seven wig when he realized. Cue the entire class executing a pit''fall'' assassination.
309	** Before the pitfall assassination attempt, Takebayashi didn't miss a single word his teacher and classmates were saying, including and especially the taboo words, and gets super pissed. Koro-sensei's OhCrap face when he senses it is ''priceless''.
310	** And then Bitch-sensei comes in and starts saying all the taboo words. No points for guessing what happens next.
311	* Chapter 162 is a riot; to put up the graduation book for Class 3-E, Koro-sensei shows a "few" pictures he took, and intends to fill the rest with new photos. HilarityEnsues:
312	** Nakamura initially declines seeing the photos Koro-sensei took of her, since she has small eyes. Koro-sensei then replies he considered that and made a version with enlarged eyes; the result looks ''very'' unnatural and creepy, to say the least.
313	** Some of the photos Koro-sensei took are embarassing enough for the class to rush to the pile and rip the evidence to shreds:
314	*** Hayami adorably hugging a cat in a pet shop.
315	*** Mimura air-guitaring like a badass.
316	*** Kataoka trying on more girly clothes.
317	*** Muramatsu [[EekAMouse comically jumping in fear from a cockroach]].
318	*** Okajima running naked in the school campus at night; bonus points for Koro-sensei's poker face in the background. This makes Okajima worry that some of his ''really'' dangerous photos might also be in there.
319	*** Okuda getting an AshFace from a scientific failure.
320	*** Isogai [[CallBack frantically digging for yams]] while drooling in excitement.
321	*** Kanzaki thrashing someone at the game arcade so thoroughly that he's reduced to a ''dogeza'' stance.
322	*** Fuwa [[ShoutOut posing as]] [[Manga/OnePiece Luffy in Gear Second]], with smoke from a mosquito coil standing in for the steam.
323	*** Yoshida being dragged by Takebayashi and Terasaka to a maid café.
324	*** Nakamura and Karma eager to dress Nagisa up back during the school festival.
325	** Even one of the normal photos has hilarity: as the students as helping each other study, Hazama holds Terasaka and Muramatsu at gunpoint to motivate them.
326	** Also, FunnyBackgroundEvent in the anime (Season 2, Episode 21): Irina is emitting hearts constantly (after the previous episode had Karasuma confess). Then Koro-sensei ropes her and Karasuma in for a wedding photo - and Irina has a {{Nosebleed}}.
327	* Chapter 166: The official in charge of the joint operation to take down Korosensei meets with Karasuma. In the previous chapter, Terasaka had kicked this guy in the face, and there are tissues in his nose to stop the bleeding. When the man tries to give his name, Karasuma--the {{Stoic}}, [[ByTheBookCop by-the-book soldier]] who rarely loses his cool or raises his voice in anger--cuts him off mid-sentence with a shout of "Who gives a shit?!" while grabbing the man's tie and demanding to know why the students have been detained.
328	** And it continues into Chapter 168, where Karasuma immediately ditches the man once he gives permission for Karasuma to head to the mountain once again not even giving him a chance to say his name. The man quickly tries to ask whether another person knows who he is, only for the person to call him commander after a pause.
329	* Chapter 167: The students are being confined in a military installation when Bitch-sensei storms in and smooches them all, only for it to be revealed that she smuggled in an ''entire explosives set in her mouth'' and transferred it to the students by french kissing them.
330	* Chapter 169: Nagisa and Karma pull off a sweet-combo move that should have knocked out the Divine Soldier and did a celebratory high-five...except he didn't go down, leaving the others to chew them out while finishing the job and they looked embarrassed.
331	-->'''Terasaka:''' "Premature celebration, shit-for-brains! Next time, stroke each others' egos after the mission is actually completed!"
332	* Chapter 175 has a minor but welcome tension reliever: After Kayano is saved, the other overjoyed students all make a mad dash to glomp her, with Hazama and Okajima respectively crawling like a spider, and ''drooling''. Poor Kayano, who barely had time to collect her thoughts, understandably freaks out, while Nagisa instead flashes a meek and embarrassed smile.
333	* Chapter 176: After Koro-sensei's successful operation to save Kayano's life, Itona takes a hard look at her exposed chest and makes a hilariously serious remark.
334	--> '''Itona''': You poor thing.
335	--> '''Kayano''': [[ACupAngst AND JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!]]
336	* Chapter 179:
337	** Isogai's brain essentially stops working at the sight of the reward money simply because he has never seen that amount of money at one time.
338	** The people at the day care have an EyePop after seeing how much money was donated to them by Class E.
339	** Irina tries to flirt with Karasuma who is her new boss and husband as he is about to send her on a mission. Only for him to be in Business Mode, quickly dismiss her, and suggest a replacement if she can't handle it. Cue her to lose all composure and plead she can do it like a child who was told she can't go see a movie.
340	* Chapter 180: Nagisa hit a massive growth spurt and became the teacher of an eager class... is what he would have liked. The reality turns out that he didn't grow an inch since middle school and he wound up teaching a class of delinquents.
341	** Before this, as the other students maintain the grounds of the Class E building, Kayano is staring off into space, thinking to herself about the bonds they formed. Then Okajima tries to start a water fight by spraying her with a hose. When she retaliates, Okajima runs behind Kataoka, who also gets soaked. She... is less than pleased.
342	-->'''Kataoka''': '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis O]]-[[BlankWhiteEyes KA]]-[[SlasherSmile JI]]-[[NightmareFace MAAAAAAAA]]...'''
343	* Chapter 180.1: Pretty much the entire thing:
344	** Assassins locate Korosensei's hidden home... that looks just like a large version of his head.
345	** Korosensei lives like a complete slob.
346	** Korosensei gambles... with 300 Yen bids[[note]]About $3[[/note]]
347	** Korosensei has a secret room... with the walls covered in magazines of sexy women which he meditates in. The assassins reactions are priceless.
348	*** Speaking of reactions, Korosensei's face when he's been discovered is also priceless.
349	** Korosensei tells the assassin he is going to have to move which ticks off the assassin because of how hard it was to find the location in the first place. Korosensei smugly mocks the assassin on how quickly he can move while pressing his face against his.
350	* Episode 19/chapter 69:
351	** Korosensei starts enjoying the infiltration too much, so the others yell for Nagisa to spin him around, which he does with a straight face. Then Karma asks for Terasaka so he can AssShove Korosensei up his pants.
352	* The pole toppling event:
353	** Given the disadvantages against Asano's team, which has foreign exchange students from the US who could easily pass for grown adults[[note]]they should all be in ''middle school''[[/note]], Isogai liberally employs LoopholeAbuse, having his team use their own pole as a weapon, play dead and run into the stands on the grounds that the rules never said they ''couldn't''.
354	** The Class 3-E students hold down several of Asano's teammates with the pole early on, and later when everyone wonders how Isogai has so many people playing offense, they look over to see only Terasaka and Takebayashi pinning what looks to be about five people.
355	-->"The E Class has only two men on defense?! How are they keeping them down?!\
356	"Leverage."
357	** Karma is hilarious the entire episode. One of the Americans states the students probably don’t understand anything he is saying only for Karma to immediately begin taunting him in English. When the team runs into the stands, instead of just jumping the fence like everyone else, he stops and leans against it until the other team arrives, at which point he flips over. His facial expressions at any given moment are pretty great, too.
358

Context Funny / AssassinationClassroom