Line #6 Funny/Annie2014


1	* The part where Miss Hannigan comes up to his car and Stacks mistakes her for a sex worker:
2	-->'''Miss Hannigan:''' Hey, Mr. Will Stacks!
3	-->'''Stacks:''' No, thank you! I'm not looking for temporary companionship!
4	-->'''Miss Hannigan:''' What?
5	-->'''Stacks:''' God has a path for us all, and your path should be away from the car!
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7	-->'''Miss Hannigan:''' You think you're better than me?!
8	-->'''Stacks:''' I ''am'' better than you!
9
10	-->'''Miss Hannigan''': Like me on Facebook!
11	-->'''Stacks''': I don't like you in ''Harlem''! Why would I like you on Facebook?
12	* Hannigan's outburst in the middle of "Little Girls".
13	-->''But I find myself here at this snothouse / Little shoes, little socks'', please kill me! I'm serious! Please kill me! I'm not singing, I'm asking!"
14	* The entirety of Moon Quake Lake.
15	--->'''Mila Kunis's character:''' Says the boy who doesn't have to go home to the moon every night. [moon tears]
16	* Grace is insistent that Annie's bow be tied with the satin facing out. Stacks does not understand why it's so important. Includes this blink-and-you-miss-it line:
17	-->'''Stacks:''' I used to know a girl named Satin...
18	-->'''Grace:''' No need to elaborate.
19	* This gem during the Hard-Knock Life number:
20	-->'''Mia''': What does "hard-knock life" mean?\
21	'''Pepper''': It means our life ''sucks!''\
22	'''Mia''': Oh, then yeah.
23	* When Guy posts the news that Stacks saved Annie from being run over, he suggests that Stacks invite Annie to lunch. Stacks orders Grace to bring her despite Guy's protests:
24	-->'''Guy''': No, Will! Let ''me'' pick her up! Please! It was ''my'' idea! Let me go to Harlem!\
25	'''Stacks''': They'll whoop your ass in Harlem!\
26	'''Guy''': Don't you shut me off! Don't you dare shut me off!\
27	(''Stacks shuts Guy off'')
28	* This dialogue from Annie & Stacks when Mr. Stacks tells her he's running for mayor:
29	-->'''Will Stacks''': 'The more we're seen together the better for my campaign.\
30	'''Annie''': Wait, ''that's'' how America's elected?\
31	'''Will Stacks''': Yes, insane, ain't it?\
32	'''Annie''': I bet if I moved in with you, you'd become ''president''!\
33	'''Will Stacks''': ''(SpitTake)'' That would be. ''(coughs)'' But this is not that kinda party.
34	* Will quoting Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir theme song while campaigning.
35	* When the protagonists find out that [[spoiler: Guy had Annie kidnapped]], Guy grabs Grace's arm and insists she talk Will out of [[spoiler: firing him/going after Annie.]] Grace proceeds to slug him, to which Pepper says, "It's not 'cause she likes you!" Made funnier on two counts: (1) refined Grace did the slugging and (2) Pepper had actually punched a guy in her class once because she liked him; she got suspended and they like each other now, according to Annie.
36	* This split-second line when Guy tells Will to take Annie to lunch:
37	-->'''Guy''': This is fantastic, Will, I'm telling you it's the most human thing you've done in this campaign, with all due respect.
38	-->'''Will Stacks''': None taken.

Context Funny / Annie2014