Line #39 Film/TheSwordAndTheSorcerer


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3	''The Sword and the Sorcerer'' is a low-budget HeroicFantasy movie from 1982 directed by Creator/AlbertPyun.
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5	A generation ago, evil sorcerer Xusia aided an ambitious tyrant named Cromwell, allowing him to win a decisive battle against his enemies. But Cromwell betrayed the sorcerer, stabbing him in the back (literally). Xusia wasn't quite dead, but it took a decade for him to recover. In the process, Cromwell also slew his arch-rival Richard, but made the crucial mistake[[note]]A flagrant and, ultimately, tragic violation of Rule 38 from the EvilOverlordList.[[/note]] of leaving Richard's young son Talon alive.
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7	Cut to the present -- a present that resembles a fantasy version of the Middle Ages -- and Talon is now a grown mercenary. With the help of a sword with 3 blades (2 of which it can shoot like missiles), Talon rides into town, swings his sword, woos the princess, defeats the evil Cromwell, and finally slays the evil sorcerer for good.
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9	At the end of the film's credits, we were given a [[SequelHook tantalizing promise of the further adventures of Talon in later movies]], none of which ever materialized. A SpiritualSuccessor, titled ''Film/TalesOfAnAncientEmpire'', was eventually released in 2010 -- but with almost no relation to the original film.
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12	!!This movie contains examples of:
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14	* ArrowsOnFire: The Red Dragon archers. However, they don't live long enough to use them.
15	* AwesomeMomentOfCrowning: [[spoiler:Mikah accepting the crown of Ehdan.]]
16	* BadBoss: Xusia offhandedly kills the dedicated follower who resurrected him just to demonstrate his power to Cromwell.
17	* BaldOfEvil: Verdugo, Cromwell's TortureTechnician.
18	* BallsOfSteel: Machelli [[spoiler:when he reveals himself as Xusia.]]
19	* BareHandedBladeBlock: Xusia defeats Cromwell's attack by catching his sword in the crook of his thumb.
20	* BigDamnHeroes: A nice {{subversion}}. When Talon's mercenary band learn that he's been captured, they very excitedly and ostentatiously rally to rescue him, and... [[GilliganCut cut]] to them imprisoned in the dungeons.
21	--> ''"We should never have followed that bitch in here!"''
22	** Also played straight during the climax.
23	* BigNo: Young Talon witnessing his mother's death.
24	* BlackMagic: Xusia wields this to devastating effect against Richard's army.
25	* BodyHorror: Xusia sheds his mortal skin, quite literally.
26	* BoundAndGagged: Alana. She pretty much spends the entire movie being kidnapped and menaced. ''Even by a snake.''
27	* BullyingADragon: The movie's beginning honestly makes little sense. Cromwell has determined that the good king's army is too fortified and hard to defeat, so he calls upon a demon to assist him. ''Immediately'' after the all-powerful demon has helped him win the day, Cromwell turns on Xusia and tries to kill him, as if somehow he didn't realize that it would make him a target if he's wrong and did not properly kill the demon. [[spoiler: Guess what [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge happens later on]] in the story?]]
28	* TheCasanova:
29	** Talon seems to have little interest in staying monogamous, having far too many "kingdoms to save and women to love".
30	** This actually gets really creepy sometimes. One of the first things we see him do as an adult is try to seduce a woman moments after saving her from sexual assault, and then only aid the resistance after she promises him sexual favors in return.
31	* ColdBloodedTorture: Mikah in Cromwell's torture chamber.
32	* CoolSword: A sword you could ''shoot people'' with. Creator/StanFreberg's "forty-five caliber sword" joke takes on a whole new meaning here. A big deal is made in this movie of "whose steel is stronger." In the final fight against Cromwell, the titular 3-bladed sword actually ''breaks'' when Talon parries one of Cromwell's blows; thus, by the transitive property, we know that Cromwell's sword must be even cooler. [[spoiler:Until Talon pulls the grip free, revealing ''another'' sword (more of a dagger, actually), which he stabs Cromwell with. Of course, it probably only broke because the core was hollow...]]
33	* DeadlyNosebleed: Xusia's black magic causes hemmorhaging of the eyes, nose, ears, and gums, and also has the potential to [[spoiler:extract the heart from its victims]].
34	* DealWithTheDevil: Cromwell's arrangement with Xusia. Confusingly, he enlists his help to overthrow the king, but then ''instantly'' turns on him and tries to kill him even though they had an alliance and Xusia didn't indicate any plans of betraying him.
35	* DetachableBlades: The film has the protagonist wielding a triple bladed sword - the two outer blades can be shot at enemies as seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OU96za6czU here]].
36	* EvilSorcerer: Indeed it's Xusia, as the title would suggest.
37	* {{Fanfare}}: The main theme is just about the only memorable thing made by David Whitaker. (And just about the only memorable thing in this movie, for that matter.) It appears in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr84bO18c4 this video]] at about 2:43.
38	* FauxActionGirl: Alana does try to defend herself at several points but she's not very good at it and never has a weapon
39	* GilliganCut: Well, Gilligan ''Fade'', actually. See BigDamnHeroes.
40	* GroinAttack: Alana's favorite method of attack. It works until it [[NoSell doesn't.]]
41	* HeartbeatSoundtrack: Used during the climax between Talon and Cromwell.
42	* HeroicFantasy: A subgenre of heroic fantasy is "SwordAndSorcery", after all.
43	* HeroicResolve: Talon displays almost superhuman-level strength in pulling himself free of a ''crucifixion'' to interrupt Cromwell's marriage to Alana. He then leaps right into the fray [[MadeOfIron showing no ill-effects]] despite just having ''six-inch nails driven through his hands.''
44	* HumanArchitectureHorror: Evil sorcerer Xusia's tomb is built from human faces, which come alive during his awakening ritual, shortly after the movie's opening credits. No wonder Xusia's lair is called "Skull Cave", on Tomb Island.
45	* IAmXSonOfY:
46	--> '''Cromwell:''' "Who are you?"
47	--> '''Talon:''' "Talon...Son of Richard!"
48	* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Tomb Island, Skull Cave.
49	* LaResistance: Mikah's rebel faction, seeking to overthrow Cromwell.
50	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Possibly one of the most absurd in movie history. Talon is literally ''crucified'' in the great hall where Cromwell is about to force the princess to marry him. And yes, it is a proper crucifixion, meaning that ''huge nails'' have been driven directly through his palms. Then out of nowhere, he just regains his strength, climbs down, and ''picks up a sword and fights all the men in addition to Cromwell and Xusia.'' Because, you know, [[SarcasmMode "it was only a flesh wound!]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Come on, ya pansy!"]]
51	* MeaningfulName: Cromwell's TortureTechnician, Verdugo: the name translates to "executioner" in Spanish.
52	* ManOnFire: Talon uses a keg of oil to set Cromwell's Red Dragon archers ablaze.
53	* TheMole: [[spoiler:Machelli]]. Not that it was very [[ObviouslyEvil hard to tell.]]
54	* MsFanservice: Alana becomes this when she gets the BatheHerAndBringHerToMe treatment, right down to a close up of her ass being rubbed down.
55	* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Talon is hell bent on getting his revenge, ordering Xusia (who has his own grudge with Cromwell) out of his way, leading to the example below.
56	* OurDemonsAreDifferent: Xusia may or may not be some kind of demonic entity on top of being a sorcerer. He's a strange reptillian creature and well over a thousand years old. He's somehow survived dying at least twice by retreating back to his stronghold to heal. Cromwell, at the very least, believes him to be a demon.
57	* PreAsskickingOneLiner:
58	--> '''Talon:''' "I have no quarrel with you. Out of my way."
59	--> '''Xusia:''' "Cromwell's mine!"
60	--> '''Talon:''' "Now we have a quarrel..."
61	* RatedMForManly: The film attempts this, but its success rate is rather dubious. We have a smarmy hero who loves polygamy and quips, a kidnapped princess, an imprisoned rightful heir, an evil king, and a nefarious demon all set against an epic/high fantasy backdrop with jaunty music.
62	* RightfulKingReturns: Subverted; while Talon is, in fact, the rightful heir to the throne, [[spoiler:he passes his crown on to [[TheLancer Mikah]] for a life of adventuring.]]
63	* SayMyName:
64	--> '''Talon:''' "CROMMMMWWWELLLLLL!"
65	* SmashCut: A ''really'' significant story development happens offscreen after Talon's men, a woman who is probably his sister, and a group of pirates band together to rescue our Hero. Next thing we know, they're all in jail and the sister along with one of Talon's men are executed.
66	* SoundtrackDissonance: Light, cheerful music is played over bloody and brutal fight scenes.
67	* SwordSparks: Used liberally during the final battle.
68	* TerrifyingPetStoreRat: The heroes are attacked by hordes of these when they are traveling through some tunnels.
69	* TheTimeOfMyths: The opening narration.
70	--> ''Know you now, of days long past. A time when the world was young. When sorcery thrived, and wild adventure was forever in the offing. And of this epoch, little is known, save that which is veiled in the mists of legendry...''
71	* ThwartedCoupDeGrace: Cromwell poises to finish off Talon [[spoiler:right before Talon counters with a blade hidden in his gauntlet.]]
72	* TooDumbToLive: Cromwell enlists Xusia to help him overthrow the good king...and then ''instantly betrays the creature that just helped him overthrow an entire kingdom.'' What did he ''think'' would happen after he did so? Was he just that sure he could kill a demon when no one else in the world has done so successfully? If he thought Xusia might someday change his mind and overthrow him, then why even engage with him at all? [[spoiler: Naturally, he fails to kill Xusia and the latter adopts a new form, gets close to Cromwell, then steals the princess and plans to kill him as well. He almost does, but Talon intervenes.]]
73	* VillainousCrush: Cromwell desires Alana. He even threatens to [[ScarpiaUltimatum kill her brother Mikah unless she submits to marriage]].
74	* WillReturnCaption:
75	--> at the end of the film: '''Watch for Talon's Next Adventure "Tales of the Ancient Empire" coming soon.'''
76	* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: A key plot point, [[spoiler:Cromwell tried to kill Xusia after Cromwell no longer needed him to win battles]]. Other villains in the film do this as well, near the film's beginning, the evil sorcerer Xusia repays the witch who resurrected him by killing her.
77	* YouKilledMyFather: Talon swears an oath to avenge his father's death. Then he doesn't do a damn thing about it for decades and only ends up avenging his family through a total coincidence when the princess hires him and his men to stop Cromwell.

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