Line #23 Film/PaulMcCartneyReallyIsDead


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2	->''"But first of all, I want to say, how much I loved Paul; how much we all loved Paul - the real Music/PaulMcCartney."''
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4	''Paul [=McCartney=] Really Is Dead: The Last Testament of Music/GeorgeHarrison'' is a 2010 'documentary' film by Joel Gilbert, purporting to tell the true story of what happened to Music/PaulMcCartney in 1966. It's... not very convincing.
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6	The story goes that on July 1, 2005, the filmmakers received an anonymous package containing a microcassette player and two cassettes purporting to be the 'last testament' of George Harrison, recorded shortly after he was attacked and stabbed by a deranged fan in 1999. In it, he describes how an argument between [=McCartney=] and the other [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] in the Abbey Road studios in 1966 ended with [=McCartney=] storming off in his white Aston Martin. Later that evening, the other Beatles are visited by Maxwell, a sinister [=MI5=] operative, who reveals to them that Paul has been killed in a car crash -- something which, if revealed, will cause such horror among starstruck Beatles fans that they will commit mass suicide. What follows is a tense journey into the darker corners of GovernmentConspiracy as the three remaining Beatles find themselves trapped in a sinister conspiracy involving a lookalike and the threat of death hanging over all of them...
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8	Well, ''actually'' what follows is an exhaustive recounting of all the 'clues' that supposedly reveal the 'Paul is Dead' conspiracy narrated by someone doing a [[OohMeAccentsSlipping very poor impression of George Harrison]], complete with very bad photoshopping and a GovernmentConspiracy Theory which makes very little sense at best. [[SoBadItsGood But it's good for a (rather derisive) laugh]].
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10	!!Tropes:
11	* AnimalMotifs: Paul is associated with walruses due to Maxwell comparing Paul's corpse to one.
12	* AsYouKnow: George flat out states he assumes the listener knows the history of Beatles. However, he still gives a history lesson about the band.
13	* BecomingTheMask: William becomes fully immersed into becoming Paul and refuses to stop being him after the Beatles break up, forming Wings.
14	* BigBad: Maxwell is the leader of [=MI5=] agents and has [[spoiler: John Lennon killed and tries to do the same with George]].
15	* {{Blackmail}}: Happens to Faul ''twice'':
16	** The first time, Linda Eastman blackmails Faul with the knowledge that she used photographs from before and after 1966 to put together what happened. She told him to either marry her and then help her become a musician…for some reason, or she would spill the beans. They entered a MarriageOfConvenience (although George notes there was mutual attraction).
17	** Then in 1993, the girl "Rita" who was with Paul in the accident reappears under the name of Heather Mills and demands that Faul divorce Linda and marry her, or she’ll tell the truth…for some reason. [[spoiler: M15 tries to kill her, but she survives with an amputation. While George notes that he thinks they’ve seen the last of her, it’s implied that she marries Faul eventually and is using the truth as a bargaining chip in their relationship.]]
18	* BreakHisHeartToSaveHim: John supposedly left Cynthia and Julian to protect them from M15, even though he didn’t show any consideration for their safety until The White Album’s release.
19	* DearJohnLetter: John, George and Ringo fake a typewritten breakup letter from Paul to Jane Asher (Paul’s RealLife girlfriend from 1963-1968) to prevent her from learning the truth about him because she "can’t keep a secret".
20	* DownerEnding: [[spoiler: Lennon is killed by [=MI5=], who get away with it. George dies of cancer (maybe) in 2001, and Faul is still living a lie and Ringo is the only one who knows the truth.]]
21	* ForTheEvulz: At several points, Maxwell seems to just be threatening the Beatles for the sake of doing so.
22	* FoundFootageFilms: A variant. The audio is supposedly taken from cassette tapes that the filmmaker, Joel Gilbert, found. The visuals are stock footage and images of the Beatles. Joel says that five years were spend trying to authenticate the tapes, using three different forensic labs, but each test proved inconclusive. A particularly cruel viewer might note that this effort was largely wasted given the fact that anyone who has ever heard George Harrison speak would be able to tell that the person narrating the film sounds rather more like someone doing a quite bad impression of George Harrison.
23	* GovernmentConspiracy: [=MI5=] get involved. The reason ''why'' is not very well explained, but it seems to waver between preventing an outpouring of mass suicide caused by Paul's 'death', and... well, just the opportunity to [[ForTheEvulz threaten the Beatles for no real reason, really]].
24	* {{Jerkass}}:
25	** John and George come off as this; although they are apparently supposed to be torn apart with grief about the death of their friend, the fact that John won't stop including cruel references to "Faul" in everything he does from that point on and George views "Faul" with obvious contempt means that one actually ends up feeling a bit sorry for the impostor. George also makes a point of describing Ringo Starr as having "no real personality or talent" in what is supposed to be ''his last will and testament''.
26	** Linda Eastman is portrayed as a possible GoldDigger who forces Faul to both marry her and help her become a musician. Although George implies that she did come to genuinely care for him.
27	** Maxwell is a complete tool to the band, from being insensitive about Paul’s death to repeatedly threatening them for no reason, causing John and George to live in constant fear for their lives.
28	* TheLostLenore: Paul becomes a rare male example to the Beatles, especially to John. John becomes obsessed with leaving hints in everything from songs to album covers to even ''naming Apple Records after Paul.'' (A Paul.)
29	* TheMainCharactersDoEverything: If the movie is to be believed, John Lennon not only wrote pretty much everything that the Beatles recorded post-1966 (or 'worked from a backlog' that he and [=McCartney=] conveniently had), but he was also responsible for the intricacies of album design.
30	* OohMeAccentsSlipping: "George", on top of not sounding very much like George Harrison, at several points seems to be slipping into Canadian or New Zealand pronunciation.
31	* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Maxwell and his goons are constantly noticing the increasingly obvious references that Music/TheBeatles are including to what's happened in the album covers and music and threatening them with death, but never actually bother to follow through on their threats [[spoiler: (at least, not for 10 and 30 years, respectively)]]. The Beatles don't exactly make a lot of effort to hide it either.
32	* {{Portmanteau}}: John's nickname for the impostor, "False Paul", becomes shorted to "Faul". Near the end of the film, archival footage of the real George talking about Paul on a talk show is distorted so that it sounds like he is really saying "Faul" instead of "Paul."
33	* ShownTheirWork: [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools One of the poorer examples]]: "George" apparently believes that the listener of his final testament is going to be completely unaware of the existence and career of Music/TheBeatles, as he takes pains to sum up in detail the history of Music/TheBeatles and every single 'Paul is Dead' 'reference' in the albums and songs.
34	* StealthParody[=/=]StylisticSuck: It's possible that this is a parody of poorly done low-budget ConspiracyTheorist "exposés" like ''Loose Change''. If so, [[PoesLaw it's a terribly convincing one]].
35	* TheStoner: Faul starts smoking pot to deal with the stress of the plastic surgeries and becoming Paul. He soon starts taking LSD and nearly blows cover by admitting to it in public. After the breakup, he uses pot regularly.
36	* SubliminalSeduction: Yeah, it comes up. It gets to the point where the soundtrack of 'references' which actually ''weren't'' recorded backwards are distorted in order to appear as if they were (no doubt in order to get around certain issues regarding licensing).
37	* TakeThat: The creator obviously does not think much of Paul [=McCartney=]; not only is [=McCartney's=] entire post-1966 contribution to Music/TheBeatles (which, in actuality, was ''a lot'') credited to Music/JohnLennon, he also takes the opportunity to make several snide digs at "Faul" in this guise.
38	** At one point, "George" also bluntly describes Music/RingoStarr as 'having no real personality or talent'. This is supposedly ''George Harrison'' describing ''Ringo Starr'' in his final testament. What a ''dick''.
39	** Lennon's post-Beatles political activism and George Harrison's embracing of Eastern spirituality are also described in terms that make them seem as a cynical (and rather cowardly) attempt at avoiding pissing off the British government by pretending to be insane and a desperate and easily-dismissed attempt to bring back the real Paul's spirit respectively.
40	** Linda Eastman is seen in a far from flattering light, having a superficial crush on Paul as a Beatle and blackmailing Faul into both marriage and a musical career when she realizes the truth.
41	** Wings is portrayed as a pathetic attempt for Faul to keep being Paul.
42	* TitleDrop: Two of them.
43	** Joel Gilbert: "The tapes were labeled, "The Last Testament of George Harrison".
44	** Man who claims to be Beatle George Harrison: "I am George Harrison, and I hope this is not my last testament."
45	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse:
46	** The movie never reveals who sent Joel the cassettes.
47	** Ringo disappears from the narrative after Let It Be.

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