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3->''"You'll laugh, you'll cry; You'll kiss three bucks goodbye."''
4-->-- '''Tagline'''
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6In 1977 a little movie called ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars]]'' was released. Seven months later came an unlikely follow-up.
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8''Hardware Wars'' was released in 1978, and was written and directed by Ernie Fosselius. It is a ShortFilm parody of ''A New Hope'', expressed as [[RealTrailerFakeMovie a movie trailer]]. It's not just a low budget, straightforward spoof, though -- the underlying gimmick is that all of the spaceships and even some of the characters have been replaced by household appliances and tools: the [=R2D2=] {{Expy}} is a canister vacuum, the ''Millennium Falcon'' is represented by a steam iron, Star Destroyers are flying toasters and hand-cranked egg beaters, even Stormtroopers have turned into "Steam Troopers", and more. The silliness simply must be seen to be believed.
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10Creator/GeorgeLucas is apparently on record saying that ''Hardware Wars'' is his favorite ''Franchise/StarWars'' parody. ''Film/TheLastJedi'' director Creator/RianJohnson liked it enough to slip an homage into the film.
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12!!This film provides examples of:
13* AffectionateParody: Of ''Film/ANewHope''. It was so popular, even Creator/GeorgeLucas said on an interview that it was his favorite Star Wars parody.
14* AsideGlance: Augie Ben Doggie gives us one after the particularly awful (intentionally so) special effect of simulating a light saber with a flashlight in stage fog.
15* {{Catchphrase}}: Fluke Starbucker's "Golly!" and "Jeepers!".
16* CoolShades: 4-Q2 is wearing a pair in the trash compactor scene.
17* CreatorCameo: Ernie Fosselius is the guy giving the mission briefing at the end.
18* DisneyAcidSequence: The funky special effects when Ham Salad makes his ship go into "Dyna-space". We're treated to about a minute of weird kaleidoscopic imagery and strange noises.
19* ExpospeakGag: The lengthy explanation of what must be done to take out the Death Star-{{Expy}}. When it's met with "huh?" the man sums it up as: Pull the plug.
20* FanserviceExtra: Gratuitous to the extreme. A picture of a naked woman lying down appears out of nowhere during the "Blow Up The Death Star-Expy" exposition.
21* {{Flanderization}}: For RuleOfFunny....The Luke {{Expy}} is even more dorky, whiny, naive and goofy and he talks like a 50's sitcom kid (see the GoshDangItToHeck entry).
22* FunnyBackgroundEvent: During a scene on the Desert Planet, in the background can be briefly seen [[spoiler:a woman in a bathing suit, picking up her beach towel and walking away]].
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24* GoshDangItToHeck: Fluke's reaction on being given the flashlight is "Gosh! Wow-''ee''! Jeepers, golly willickers!"
25* HeroicSacrifice: lampooned:[[note]]{{Pun}} on {{Lampshaded}}.[[/note]]
26-->'''All:''' Hurry, Augie, come on, run for the ship!\
27'''Augie:''' [[spoiler:Nah, you go on without me, I'll be alright]].\
28'''All:''' ''(SarcasmMode)'' [[spoiler: Oh fine, a martyr. Sure, see ya later, martyr]]!
29* HongKongDub: Even though it's an American film, the dubbing of the dialogue doesn't quite match the movement of the character's mouths. Likely deliberate, see the SpecialEffectFailure example below.
30* LogoJoke: [[Creator/TwentiethCenturyFox 20th Century Foss]] and "ZZZ: The audience is tired of logos" for the THX logo in the 1997 special edition.
31* MayTheFarceBeWithYou: The last lines in the film. Given that it came out shortly after the real ''Star Wars'', it's probably safe to call it the TropeMaker.
32* MediumAwareness: This exchange.
33-->'''Fluke Starbucker:''' Get us outta here!
34-->'''Ham Salad:''' Relax, kid. It's only a movie.
35* MythologyGag: The Country music house band in the Mos Eisley-{{Expy}} bar is singing a song about the ''actual'' Obi-Wan Kenobi.
36-->'''Singer:''' ''Oh I'm prrroooouuuud to be ol' Obi-Wan...Kenobi!...."
37* NoAnimalsWereHarmed: Or killed, for that matter.
38* NoEnding: The film is presented as a movie trailer, so they never actually get around to the ending.
39* ObiWanMoment: Spoofed. Augie Doggie stays to fight Darph Nader, and the rest of the cast sarcastically call him a martyr as they leave.
40* OpeningMonologue: "Meanwhile . . . in another part of the galaxy . . . later that same day."
41* PublicDomainSoundtrack: Music/RichardWagner's ''Ride of the Valkyries'' accompanies pretty much the entirety of the film. It's surprisingly appropriate.
42* PunnyName: Let's see... [[ArtDeco Artie Deco,]] [[LargeHam Ham Salad,]] Anne Droid, 4Q-2, Darph Nader, and let's not forget Chewchilla the [[Series/SesameStreet Wookiee Monster]]. Not to mention the name of the Bar Band: Slim Chance and Derange Riders. In a meta-example, the film studio is credited as "[=20th=] Century Foss".
43* RealTrailerFakeMovie: ''Hardware Wars'' is presented as a trailer.
44* ShoutOut:
45** One of the droids says "[[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into]]".
46** The C3-PO {{Expy}} looks like the Tin Man from ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''.
47** The Chewbacca {{Expy}} is an utterly adorable brown Cookie Monster from ''Series/SesameStreet''.[[note]]Ernie Fosselius created 20 original animated short subjects for Sesame Street.[[/note]]
48** The Obi-Wan {{Expy}} is named after Augie Doggie from Creator/HannaBarbera's ''WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw''.
49** The hologram with Princess Anne Droid's message comes out of Artie-Deco's vacuum-cleaner hose in a similar manner to Jeannie in ''Series/IDreamOfJeannie''.
50** Ham Salad angrily replies to Anne Droid with a Creator/SteveMartin catchphrase (see WellExcuseMePrincess).
51** The lounge singer's "I'm Proud to Be Old Obi-Wan Kenobi" is a parody of Music/MerleHaggard's "Okie From Muskogee".
52** The "S Raw Rats 77" graffiti is "Star Wars" spelled backwards with its initial release year.
53** At one point Anne Droid says to Darph Nader "You talkin' to me?" a'la Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver''.
54* SpecialEffectFailure: Invoked as part of the overall StylisticSuck:
55** They '''wanted''' you to see the strings on the models, and used more lighting on the strings to this end.
56** They '''wanted''' you to see the flashlight as a flashlight, and the beam as its light scattered off fog.
57** Anne-Droid's hairstyle consists of ''literal'' giant cinnamon buns on the sides of her head (which Chewchilla The Wookie-Monster eats at one point with much gusto! ''OMMM NOMNOMNOM....'').[[note]]In what seems like either an homage or a coincidence, Cookie Monster's own ''Star Wars'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-LfQCPJJkY parody]] has a gag in which ''he'' tries to eat the princess' hair (Oreo-like cookies).[[/note]]
58* StylisticSuck: The whole damn thing. Planet [[spoiler:Basketball]], for starters, is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
59* {{Tagline}}: "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 3 bucks goodbye", and "May the Farce Be With You".
60* TakeThat:
61** The Darth Vader {{Expy}} is called [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Nader "Darph]][[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_at_Any_Speed Nader"]].
62** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDZ_3tqUUk 1997 "Special Edition"]] with more special effects, in response to the revamped 20th anniversary re-releases with extended scenes added to the original trilogy installment.
63* TheUnintelligible: Darph Nader.
64-->'''Darph Nader:''' [unintelligible]\
65'''Anne Droid:''' I don't understand what you're saying!\
66'''Darph Nader:''' [unintelligible]\
67'''Anne Droid:''' What? I can't understand you! [[Film/TaxiDriver Are you talking to me?]]
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69-->'''Darph Nader:''' [unintelligible]\
70'''Augie Doggie:''' What ''is'' he saying, can anyone understand?
71* VisualPun: The "Tractor Beam."
72* WellExcuseMePrincess: Almost word for word....and a ShoutOut to Creator/SteveMartin.
73-->'''Anne-Droid:''' "You'll get us all killed!"
74-->'''Ham Salad:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zANvYB93u2g "Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE....ME!"]]
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