Line #175 Fanfic/TheSteepPathAhead


1	From the same [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3864170/ author]] as ''Fanfic/SoulsArtOnline'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9658968/1/ Enslaved]]'', ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/the-steep-path-ahead-familiar-of-zero-au.22767/ The Steep Path Ahead]]'' is set in an AU of ''Literature/TheFamiliarOfZero'' where Louise is kidnapped by an elf as a child only for the ones who hired him to die before paying him, so he dropped her off in an orphanage. Several years later, ''Luise'' fails her exam to get into the Academy and summons Saito in order to prove that she isn't a failure.
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7	!!The Steep Path Ahead contains examples of:
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9	* AbnormalAmmo: Saito fires a ''spear'' with a bow to harm what they thought was a hydra.
10	%%* ActionMom: Karin.
11	* AdaptationalRelationshipOverhaul: Luise and Saito's BelligerentSexualTension is noticeably toned down in comparison to both the light novel and anime. Since Luise was not raised as a noble, she doesn't treat Saito as a servant or as someone beneath her and only acts harsh towards him initially because she was conned earlier, didn't want to have her trusted exploited again, and because they needed to get out of a dangerous area. Luise also feels guilty for plucking Saito from his home at the start and searching for the means to send him home becomes one of her goals at the start of the story. Their relationship develops from a FireForgedFriendship to a partnership and finally to love interests.
12	* AlchemyIsMagic: Or at least enough to make Rats the size of teenagers and fill a forest with a GiantSpider colony. By the third or fourth incident, Saito has been fed up with them. It's also literally magic, a Dot-level spell.
13	* AllThatGlitters: Earth Mages create Fool's Gold to sometimes pay people off. It's noted to be a problem.
14	* AlternativeCalendar: Luise's world uses a drastically different calendar, not to mention being set so far in the future by over 4000 years that Saito thinks if it's his world then AfterTheEnd has taken place.
15	* AlternateUniverse:
16	** Louise was kidnapped as a child and dropped off in an orphanage, leading to her characterization being different.
17	** Elanor's marriage went through, so she works at the palace as "Eleonore Albertine Le Blanc de La Blois de La Vallière" and is the consort of Wardes.
18	** Cattleya was assassinated the same night that Louise was kidnapped.
19	** Siesta works at a shady inn instead of the academy, having to move back home due to "problems".
20	** Tabitha goes by her real name, Lady Charlotte, since her cousin died already and ended up buying Deflinger several weeks ago.
21	* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: Louise to Saito in Chapter 78.
22	* AnimalEyeSpy: Julio can use his ability as a familiar to do this.
23	* AnimatedArmor: The HauntedHouse had several of these that went around attacking people. It turns out they were being controlled by an Earth Mage.
24	* AnimateDead: An advanced spell of the Water Element, TheUndead created in this manner can fight just as well as they did when alive and have to be killed by either the [[ReviveKillsZombie Cure Spell]], BurnTheUndead, or be [[NoBodyLeftBehind vaporized.]]
25	* AngerBornOfWorry:
26	** Louise in Chapter 69. It runs in her family considering Eleonore got pissed at Wardes for fighting an Elf that trying to kill them in Chapter 75, [[SlapSlapKiss slapping him and then hugging him.]]
27	--->'''Louise:''' He could have died. Do you know what it means? When you're dead, you're in Founder Brimir's arms forever. There's no coming back. You can't just turn back time. A dead person is dead forever, so I am angry. I am angry and I am hurt that he could not wait for me to wake up, and I don't care if he succeeded now, because if tomorrow he does the same and he fails, then I'll be the one left to pick up the pieces of his scattered corpse to sew them back together, and then I'll have to present it to his family saying that he died bravely, but they would rather have their son back.
28	* ArmorIsUseless: [[AvertedTrope Averted]]. Saito and Louise's armor has saved them more than once, especially in Chapter 75.
29	* AssholeVictim: Charlotte certainly feels this way about her uncle.
30	* AssShove: Louise threatens to do this to Saito in Chapter 83 if he keeps bringing up Charlotte. She ''really'' hates her.
31	* AsleepForDays: Saito, several times:
32	** After fighting the wolves.
33	** He was out for a full week after the fight with Karin.
34	** A few days after [[spoiler:becoming Lífþrasir and being kidnapped by Julio.]]
35	* BadBoss: Most nobles like Mott, but the nobles in Albion take the cake when they used the servants as a distraction by barricading them inside of a wall of dirt and stone with the zombies.
36	%%* TheBeastMaster: Julio Chesare.
37	* BedmateReveal:
38	** Chapter 54 has Saito stripping down to get into bed, only to find that Lady Charlotte is already there.
39	** Chapter 89 has Saito waking up and feeling drained, only to find that the vampire twins were nestled in his bed next to him. Then Louise came in...
40	* BerserkButton:
41	** Saying anything positive about Joseph will piss Charlotte off.
42	** Doing anything bad to Saito will piss Louise off.
43	* BigDamnHeroes: Charlotte in Chapter 35.
44	* BlownAcrossTheRoom:
45	** One of the armored men in Chapter 22 managed to backhand Saito hard enough to see stars and broke a tooth. Luise, in turn, used an explosion to send him through a wall.
46	** Karin to the Cardinal during his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech in Chapter 53.
47	* BlowYouAway: The Wind Element, as Karin has so aptly demonstrated.
48	* BodyguardCrush: Louise mentions that when someone takes a knight of the opposite sex in their personal guard (LadyAndKnight especially) it's just a way to keep them close as a lover.
49	* BoomStick: Saito pretty much refers to Luise's magic wand as this, because all she does with it is blow things up early on.
50	* BreathWeapon: The Chimaera in Chapter 85 can breath poison and fire.
51	* BrickJoke: Saito distracts a mage holding Louise hostage by asking what his favorite plant is. Later when they're imprisoned, the mage tells him it's Hydrangea.
52	* BrokenPedestal: Whatever admiration that Louise and Saito had for Lady Charlotte, Wardes, and the Cardinal shattered after TheReveal in Chapter 73 and 74. It's a testament to their patience that they are willing to address them properly.
53	* BrutalHonesty: Louise to Saito whenever she feels he's getting too big for his britches.
54	--> '''Saito:''' "I mean, I fought a couple of mages-"
55	--> '''Louise:''' "One."
56	--> '''Saito:''' "Definitely felt like more than one. Your mother is a mage too, isn't it?"
57	--> '''Louise:''' "If your definition of 'fighting' means being thrown through a wall and nearly dying, then yes, you 'fought' my mother."
58	* TheBusCameBack: Chef Marteau returns in Chapter 62 in the middle of surviving the ZombieApocalypse with Tiffania Westwood. He had been hired by Matilda from the Tristain's Magic Academy.
59	* CatchAndReturn: Saito's runes allow him to catch magic thrown at him with a sword and then send it right back.
60	* ChildishPillowFight: Somehow, all the tension in Chapter 82 led up to this, with Charlotte as the winner.
61	* CombatPragmatist: Luise doesn't fight fair in battle, perfectly willing to lie to get an upper-hand, put [[ForcedSleep you to sleep]] and [[KleptomaniacHero then steal all your stuff]] and leave you stranded in the middle of the wilderness. See ISurrenderSuckers for her most frequent offense and later on she uses InTheBack to fight an Elf.
62	* ConMan: The reason Luise is walking the entire way back to her orphanage is because a 'Germanian Pig' swindled her out of her money. Naturally, this put her in a bad mood.
63	* CoolMask: Luise buys a metal one, stating that Adventurers are allowed to be eccentric and she could pull off a SweetPollyOliver with it. It also saves her life when some bandits shoot her with an arrow towards her face in Chapter 20.
64	* CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot: Louise argues that she ''might'' have helped Charlotte if she had told her what was going on instead of playing them like fiddles. Charlotte points out they were too nice and that Saito wouldn't have been able to kill her uncle if that was the case.
65	* {{Courier}}: Saito and Luise's second assignment is the transportation of a naked woman picture, which the latter finds lewd while Saito, as someone from modern Japan, has likely seen far more risque works of art.
66	* CrazyPrepared: Julio wears an amulet around him with a ''Counter'' spell on it, just in case someone sneaks up on him.
67	* CryingWolf: Pulling ISurrenderSuckers multiple times means people no longer believe you if you try to surrender.
68	* DamagerHealerTank: How Saito sees their party. Louise provides the damage, Saito tanks, and Tiffania heals.
69	* DamselInDistress: Luise specifically calls Siesta this in Chapter 22.
70	-->'''Luise:''' "Saving damsels in distress was not part of the plan, Saito! It was supposed to be a simple thing! We just had to walk from city A to city B! We didn't have to start a crusade for the purity of all bar wenches!"
71	-->'''Siesta:''' "Hey! I'm not a wench! I'm a waitress!"
72	* DeadFic: Has not updated in two years.
73	* DeathFakedForYou: [[spoiler: The Pope faked the deaths of the Chef Marteau and the orphans, sending the former to the front-lines and the latter to different orphanages.]]
74	* DeflectorShields: The ''Counter'' spell. [[spoiler:Julio has an amulet with it.]]
75	* DevotedToYou: Saito's pretty much devoted to Louise.
76	* DevouredByTheHorde: The owner of the Flaming Stallion Brothel in Chapter 16 mentions that the SwarmOfRats in his cellar is so bad that it takes half a pig's leg just to distract them long enough to get something. A waitress actually feared that both Saito and Luise would be EatenAlive in seconds.
77	* DispelMagic:
78	** Louise appears to use this in Chapter 49.
79	---> The tiny sphere of light that exploded in the center of the hurricane snuffed out all forms of wind, all types of magic, and made what was considered one of the deadliest spells of the Heavy Wind disperse into nothing more than a light breeze, as Louise's arms were tightly clutching on to Saito's neck, her eyes firmly closed and her breathing hitched in a silent cry of fear.
80	** Derflinger can eat/dispel magic, including that of the Void.
81	* TheDoorSlamsYou: PlayedForDrama, but Charlotte's fear of doors comes from her uncle bashing his daughter's head against one constantly until she was dead to mimic how Karin felt with her daughter gone.
82	* TheDreaded:
83	** Elves to most people. Bidashal demonstrates why in Chapter 75.
84	** Void-Users to Elves, who refer to them as devils.
85	* DueToTheDead: Saito and Luise to the poor adventurer who got eaten by the giant spider.
86	-->'''Luise:''' "Let's gather the remains and bury them properly. We're taking their gold, the least we can do is give them a proper burial for the service rendered."
87	* DyeOrDie: Luise dyes her hair black to avoid sticking out with strawberry-blond hair in Germania. From the way she phrased it, she was likely bullied.
88	* EasilyForgiven: Saito easily forgives Charlotte and her knights for manipulating him, which frustrates Louise to no end.
89	* EatenAlive: It's mentioned that Karin had this done to impostors who claimed to be her daughter by her Manticore. While one guard at the outpost claims that it was a rumor they spread, the reactions of several characters including those who know her best seem to back the claim.
90	* ElementalPowers: The mages are divided into elements, but no one is usually restricted to a single element. They can cast other elemental spells outside their expertise if willing to expend more willpower than normal.
91	* ElementalWeapon: Jacques can take a large iron slab and turn it into a battering ram because of his earth element.
92	* EpicFail: Saito tries to prank Luise by placing her in the same bed as him. Unfortunately for him, Luise is used to sharing a bed from her time at the orphanage. She's just angry that he didn't remove her shoes, claiming it to be incredibly uncomfortable to sleep with your shoes on.
93	* ExcaliburInTheRust: Derflinger when Charlotte found it.
94	* TheExile: Karin, upon losing both Luise and having her elder daughter, Cattleya, assassinated on the same day, went into a self-imposed one. She refused to answer the Crown and only guards her borders, except on the day Cattleya was killed.
95	* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Nepthys certainly believes this, due to the fact that the humans carry the sins of their past actions with eradicating several previous species from existence, making it so that their own would eventually be erased because of the Void no matter what they do. Saito suggests [[TakeAThirdOption just moving]] the Void-bearers into his world instead.
96	* FakingTheDead: [[spoiler:The pope and Julio fake the death of Tiffania's orphans to manipulate her.]]
97	* {{Familiar}}: Saito is this for Louise. [[spoiler: And later Tiffania.]] While she's initially upset since once you summon a familiar, you can't replace them until the current one dies, his [[LightningBruiser familiar]] [[InstantExpert powers]] makes him worthwhile.
98	** Julio is this for the Pope. [[spoiler:As well as for Charlotte through a contract spell.]]
99	** There are also wild familiars, released from service after their masters are killed and now free. They often have heightened intelligence.
100	* TheFatalist: Nepthys, and the elves in general. The World Spirit demands that every last child of markey descent die to pay for Brimir's crimes, and the elves agree because they view the Will as absolute.
101	* FantasticRacism: Louise has a bout of this when it comes to Tiffania, which is a product of her upbringing.
102	* FireForgedFriends: Saito and Luise's relationship starts out this way. Although they initially didn't get along after Luise summoned him as her familiar, after surviving their first fight against an enemy, Luise sincerely offers to start over with Saito as partners rather than being a mage and familiar, which Saito accepts.
103	* TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne: The ''Detect Magic'' spell allows for finding potential mages.
104	* ForcedSleep: The first spell other than an explosion Luise can successfully use, it's noted to be a Water-aligned Firstborn spell. She uses it the most when she doesn't want to kill something, like subduing a SwarmOfRats or bandits.
105	* ForcefulKiss: Charlotte to Saito in Chapter 94. [[spoiler:She uses it to pass a blade to him so he could escape.]]
106	* GiantSpider: In chapter 11, they deal with one of these.
107	* {{Golem}}: The Rat-Face mage responsible for the HauntedHouse fiasco created one. Saito managed to keep up with it long enough to draw him out.
108	* GroinAttack: Two of Marteau's friends had their family jewels destroyed, one by an arrow and the other with a hammer, the latter being Scarron.
109	* HalfHumanHybrid: Tiffania, who's half-elf.
110	* HardWorkHardlyWorks: Luise notes she put in a lot of work studying at the WizardingSchool but all her efforts amounted to nothing, so she ended up being kicked out.
111	* HarmfulToMinors: Tiffania witnessed her mother's death at the hands of six men who proceeded to kick her corpse.
112	* HauntedHouse: The next job Saito and Luise take after returning Siesta to the Charming Fairy Inn.
113	* HavingABlast: Luise's magic mainly allows her to make explosions. Great for killing things, bad for everything else. She names the spell related to it ''Vaporize''.
114	* HeroicHost: Saito was housing a portion of the Water Spirit within him since Lady Charlotte saved him from death. Gandalf has resided in him since he first touched the blade.
115	* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Louise in Chapter 78 goes into this thickly.
116	* HeroStoleMyBike: To get away from Count Mott's men, Luis and Saito have to steal a horse with Siesta... who then steals it from them. Luise's not happy about it when they meet again.
117	* HostageSituation: [[spoiler:Julio is using his powers as the Windalfr to control Charlotte's familiar and then kidnapping Saito after he became Tiffania's familiar.]]
118	* HumanSacrifice: [[spoiler:The Pope intends to turn Saito into this since he became the Lífþrasir, using him to cast the ''Genocide'' spell.]]
119	* HypnoTrinket: [[spoiler:Julio intends to use a ring with this effect to turn Saito into a willing sacrifice to use the ''Genocide'' spell.]]
120	* HypocrisyNod: Charlotte admits this much [[spoiler:when going against the Pope's plan, citing that she did the very same thing.]]
121	* {{Hypocrite}}: The Cardinal gives a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Karin over acting irrationally after losing two of her daughters, and cites losing his father over it as a reason to stay mad at her. Meanwhile, he indirectly caused yearly instability and refugee situations in Tristain over the incursions from Germania, made the crown look weak in regard to the situation, and [[DidntThinkThisThrough failed to reconcile more than a few gaping holes in his roundabout plan.]] And he does it out of pure petty revenge over his father. He acts out of personal hurt, and lets several things get worse than they should be, making his criticism of Karin feel a tad off.
122	* IDidWhatIHadToDo:
123	** The Cardinal's reasoning for not returning Luise to her mother sooner. He says as much to the woman herself later on.
124	---> '''Cardinal:'''" The Duchess, quite simply, moved the mountains to try to find you. And in so doing showed the weakness of the crown who could not stop one of their nobles from doing as she pleased. This, in turn, meant that your recovery would have made it all the more obvious how weak they were. Especially so if you were found in Germania, of all places. The risk of war with a country that is more than five times the military power of Tristain had to be avoided at all costs. If you had been found, on Germanian soil, well, the Duchess would have felt the need to demand reparations from the country itself."
125	** Charlotte sees her manipulations as such and regrets nothing.
126	** Julio and Pope Vittorio.
127	* IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: In Chapter 26, Luise makes it perfectly clear in a non-romantic example that if Siesta is lying to Saito about who she is (Japanese descent) that she'd '''end''' her, given that Saito had been pulled from his home and no clue how to get back. It'd be stomping on his feelings further.
128	-->'''Luise:''' "If you're lying... If you're just lying to get Saito to sympathize with you, even if Saito later forgives you, rest assured '''''I will not.'''''"
129	* ImpostorExposingTest:
130	** The Vampires Amethyst and Daphne test the blood of whoever comes to claim to be Karin's daughter. They're giddy when they taste Louise's blood, confirming it's her.
131	** Likewise, her manticore familiar can smell whether or not they are the real deal. It tries to warn Karin in the middle of their WizardDuel, but just a moment too late.
132	* InTheBack:
133	** How Louise tries to kill Bidashal.
134	** How Ulfric tries to kill Saito.
135	* {{Invisibility}}: Amethyst and Daphne can turn invisible using illusion magic.
136	* ISurrenderSuckers:
137	** When Luise gets caught in Chapter 22, she had Saito play along and get them to think she's giving up Siesta. The moment he let's her go, Luise blasts him point-blank.
138	** She puts the rest of them to sleep again when they try again for a second time in Chapter 24.
139	** While they don't make the same mistake the next time they see her and demand that she snap her wand, which Saito does before they hurt Siesta, Louise reveal that she can cast without a wand in Chapter 39.
140	*** And it fully bites them in the ass in Chapter 85 when it turns out they've spread the word about it too.
141	---->He pointed his sword at the still chanting Louise and at the bleeding Saito. "And they've trampled on them! They're not the only ones who do this shit, and they always end up the same way. The news' already spread throughout the whole of Halkeginia by now. 'If you have the chance, against a masked and a dark haired boy working together, stab them, because they broke the terms'."
142	* KleptomaniacHero: Luise and Saito pretty much get all their gear this way. Either from the dead or robbing the people who attack them.
143	* {{Knighting}}: Lady Charlotte knights Saito in Chapter 40 (technically does the same to Louise afterwards).
144	-->'''Lady Charlotte:''' Now you are a knight of North Parterre, by my will as Charlotte Helene D'Orleans of Gallia. If any dare to question your worth, then let them know that the heir of the Crown of Gallia stands behind you.
145	* KnightTemplar: PlayedForLaughs in Chapter 17, but Saito refers to Luise as one when it comes to purity as if he so much as has a lecherous thought or tried to take them to a brothel to rest, she would react while asleep.
146	* LaughingMad: Luise briefly after Saito's familiar power kicked in.
147	* LesserOfTwoEvils: Saito and Louise point out that Julio is being cruel and manipulative, to which he concedes by stating this is the lesser of two evils and he ''has'' to take it.
148	-->'''Saito:''' "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."\
149	'''Julio:''' "Perhaps so. But some live in hell to begin with. Should they not have proper roads, then?"
150	* LikeMotherLikeDaughter: Louise and Karin have the same temper, acknowledged by the both of them.
151	* LiquidCourage: The Cardinal chugs a glass of this before explaining what he did in Chapter 53 to Karin.
152	* LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe: The shield Saito picks up before the RatStomp saves him from being eaten.
153	* LudicrousGibs: How Sheffield dies by the Water Spirit in Chapter 67.
154	* ManchurianAgent: Charlotte turned Saito into one during the knighting ceremony, using the ''Contract'' spell in a different language, leading to him assassinating the King of Gallia.
155	* ManEatingPlant: Saito and Luise come across a couple in the greenhouse. The former immediately blames Alchemists given the last few giant spiders and rats he'd dealt with in such a short time.
156	* ManipulativeBastard: Nepthys.
157	* MasterOfIllusion: Amethyst and Daphne, the Vampires. Their Illusion spell is so strong that they'd remain invisible and unheard no matter what, even if stepped upon.
158	* MeaningfulName: Nepthys calls Saito "Saint Anubis" because he sees him as "the Saint who saved his people, and the demon who condemned thousands of others." [[spoiler:In other words, he sees him as Sasha's successor.]]
159	* MistakenForGay: Siesta starts believing this about Saito and Luise due to the latter disguising herself as a boy and being so fussy over the former.
160	* MistakenForAnImposter: Marteau warns against taking Louise to the Duchess unless he is certain in Chapter 40 for this reason.
161	-->'''Marteau:''' The moment the Duchess' daughter disappeared, countless 'fakes' started to spread. Sad thing was, some of them didn't even know they were fakes. The Duchess [[SpotTheImposter has a way to find out her real daughter]], something secret, I guess. But those poor girls-look, if you aren't sure, just drop the thought.
162	* MistakenForRomance:
163	** The Blacksmith in Chapter 12 presumed that Saito and Luise were a couple to the extent of placing his last name on her Adventurer Tag.
164	** Luise plays it up to keep Saito away from other women, [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/5067388/ due to him eventually leaving so there would be less heartbreak]].
165	* MultiMeleeMaster: Saito usually keeps at least a dagger on him, along with a sword, poleaxe or other weapon. His runes make him an InstantExpert with them.
166	* MundaneLuxury: After a few weeks on the road, Saito considers asking if a local mage needs a butler so long as he's paid in hot baths.
167	* MyBelovedSmother: Karin, once Louise is back in her life. The only reason it doesn't work is because they are so much alike.
168	* MyCountryRightOrWrong:
169	** The Cardinal. He cites IDidWhatIHadToDo for country and king.
170	** Wardes in Chapter 35, citing that he's going to kill them for crown and country.
171	* MyMasterRightOrWrong: Julio feels that as void familiars, they are extensions of their masters and nothing more, himself included.
172	* NeverLearnedToRead: Saito ''can'' read, [[DistinctionWithoutADifference just not the alphabet they use]]. Luise decides to teach him so that he'd have an easier time getting back home.
173	* NewMeat: The inn-keeper in Chapter 21 can tell Saito and Luise are new adventurers despite the act they put on.
174	-->It had taken him at most five seconds to understand he had two new kids in front of him who wished to play at being adventurers. The fact the boy's blade wasn't even dirty with blood proved it, and if not for the other boy's wand, he wouldn't have wasted time pushing them out of his inn.
175	** Josette, Jeanette, and Jacques come off this way to Saito and Louise in Chapter 57. [[spoiler:It's an act by them all on Lady Charlotte's orders to test the Gandalf.]]
176	* NiceGuy: Father Christoff and Saito.
177	** For a Nice Girl: Tiffania
178	* NoNonsenseNemesis: Wardes. He ''killed'' Saito and it took a BigDamnHeroes moment to save Louise from losing her head and reviving Saito.
179	* NothingPersonal: Wardes states this when it's revealed he helped Charlotte manipulate Saito (he also stopped his heart when he played the role of an assassin by stabbing him and then electrocuting him).
180	* NotHyperbole: When someone says Karin moved mountains to find Luise, they mean the mountain was in the way and Karin moved it.
181	* NotQuiteFlight: The Dot-Level Wind spell, ''Levitate''.
182	* OffingTheOffspring: Karin very, ''very'' nearly does this to Louise in Chapter 49.
183	* OnlySaneMan: Louise feels this way somewhat after learning about the existence of the vampire twins and that they're friends with her parents, and that Saito is just rolling with the fact that they fought him twice.
184	-->Louise grumbled as her arms clutched on firmly to Saito's head, tension leaving her frame as she groaned. "My parents deal with vampires. My husband-to-be is kind to everyone who gives him a sad look. Am I the only one in this family who's normal?" she blinked once, and then sighed, "Oh, right, silly me. I'm a Void user. A holy descendant of Brimir tasked by the Gods to reclaim the holy lands. Yes, of course, silly me thinking there was anyone normal around me when I'm the least normal of them all."
185	* OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent: Saito before being summoned. He didn't stand out at anything, but he was especially bad at Gym.
186	* OurGryphonsAreDifferent: Considered Brimir's sacred animal, Saito claims it looks like a wolf with wings while its closer to a lion and eagle, but both the feathers and feces are valuable reagents. They don't primarily attack humans unless provoked, but they can easily clear out a countryside.
187	* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Amethyst and Daphne from Chapter 47 are capable of firstborn magic spells like ''[[{{Invisibility}} Illusion]]'' and ''[[ForcedSleep Sleep]]'', have super-strength, get drunk off blood, and don't require their hearts to live. You have to burn them to ashes to put them down.
188	* OurZombiesAreDifferent: TheUndead are the product of advanced Water Magic in this series, while an Animated Corpse is naturally occurring. An animated corpse shambles about, but an Undead can fight just as well as the living. Several pop up in Chapter 60, with {{Dracolich}}s joining them in the next chapter.
189	%%* PapaWolf: Father Christoff gives off this vibe to Luise.%%How?
190	* PeoplePuppets:
191	** Sheffield did this to Saito in Chapter 66, making him stab himself.
192	** Derflinger did this to Saito in Chapter 89, as he was knocked out Amethyst and Derflinger had transferred vessels from his sword.
193	* PetMonstrosity: Lord Belmont keeps a lot of these, but currently has a 12-headed Hydra that Saito and Louise have to deal with in Chapter 84. Then it turns out to be a Chimera.
194	* PimpedOutDress: Louise in Chapter 51, on her mother's orders.
195	* ThePlague: Luise noted this was why Adventures were paid for killing rats. The clients didn't want to put themselves at risk of getting it since the reagents for curing it are expensive.
196	* PleaseWakeUp: Luise to Saito in Chapter 5, after he saved her life.
197	-->'''Luise:''' "Fine, I did put you in this mess myself, didn't I? If you recover, I promise I'll bring you back home before taking my vows. There, that should be fine, shouldn't it? I can't just leave you alone or you might die, or I might get worried and have sleepless nights. So please-wake up."
198	* PoisonIsCorrosive: The Hydra's toxic is corrosive enough to turn trees into wilted match-sticks.
199	* PostVictoryCollapse:
200	** Saito, after defeating the wolves in Chapter 4.
201	** Luise, after putting all the rats to sleep in Chapter 16.
202	** Both of the above in Chapter 61, after defeating an army of TheUndead.
203	* PretendBoyfriend: As part of the deal between Karin and Louise, Saito was presented as her fiance and given the title of "Lord Saito Hiraga, Baron of la Baume, knight of the North Parterre".
204	* ProfessionalKiller: The BlackKnight welding a sword that can DispelMagic in Chapter 52. He assassinates the King of Gallia. [[spoiler:It turned out to be Saito.]]
205	* PunchClockVillain: The armed men working for Count Mott appear this way, but Luise shoots it down by stating they were fully aware of what Mott was doing to women he found attractive and working for him willingly was unacceptable.
206	* RageBreakingPoint: The moment that Charlotte says that them dying in their quest would have been a ''mercy'' in Chapter 73, Louise stops caring she's a queen and lays on a slap so hard it sends her ''flying''.
207	* RatStomp: Saito and Luise do this a few times as Adventurers, the first time having RodentsOfUnusualSize and the second being a SwarmOfRats counting in the hundreds.
208	* RazorFloss: Chef Marteau sets up a floor filled with them to stop the zombies from getting into his hallway.
209	* RazorWind: Karin's specialty, with her Cutter Tornado being a hurricane of these.
210	* RealAfterAll: After learning a haunted house is simply an earth mage squatting there, Saito asks why he closed the front door on them if he wanted them to leave. Said mage says it wasn't him but the third member of their group, only for Saito to answer it was only him and Louise. Both decide to pass it off as hallucinations.
211	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech:
212	** The Cardinal gives a epic one to Karin, ''to her face''.
213	--->'''Cardinal:''' "The only one to blame is you, Duchess! You couldn't wait! You had to find your daughter on the double! On the triple! Didn't matter the number of diplomatic accidents it would cause! Didn't matter if the Germanian ambassador was throttled out of a window, or if half the knights of the corps suddenly resigned to follow you in your inane crusade! For three years, I sought out your daughter through my own means, just so I could slap in your face your weakness when compared to the Crown!"\
214	"But then you had to go and move a mountain. You had to build an outpost, you just had to order the knights of the Manticore to follow you! And those fools did! The King told them not to, and they followed you! Do you have any idea what that meant?! That was the closest you could have gone to treason! The Crown has power as long as the people that swear fealty to it respect it! But to find your daughter, you decided to shit on Everything!"\
215	"The nobles whispered! It's always been about magic, our nobility! The Duchess can move a mountain-what can our King do? The Duke's the bastard in the royal line; he's a descendant of Brimir too! So, frankly? When someone killed your second daughter? I was glad they did just to see you realize how weak you were."\
216	"So no, I had no intention of giving you back your daughter just so you could return to court with your heir after having thrown the worst of all temper tantrums. My king died of worry and heartache, fearing for his kingdom to be divided, because of you! The Queen would never have punished you. The Princess is too innocent for the politics of the court. So I did what I had to do for the King and for the Country of Tristain, and there goes not a day where I am not glad I did what I did, because right now, in court, you are alone Duchess."\
217	"It took me decades, and your husband-oh you should be glad your husband did his best to hold on to what little he had. If you had been alone, I would have taken everything from you, the title, the power, the money-everything, but not your life. Just like you took my King away. Just like you weakened the Crown. And yet, for all of my work, I was willing to accept my punishment. Founder knows the sleepless nights, how wrong it was to keep a child away from its mother-a child who had no sins for being born to a selfish bitch."\
218	"So, Duchess, I knew where your daughter was, and I hid it from you. To this day, I will apologize to your daughter a hundred of times, but do not think even for a second I would not do this again. You committed treason, and you were punished for it. Be thankful the crime was not paid with your life and that of all those who followed you rather than the crown!"
219	** Julio lays into Saito's ThouShallNotKill attitude in Chapter 97.
220	--->'''Julio:''' "Truly fascinating, your naive innocence is so refreshingly disgusting I never thought I'd see something similar if not in young children, pampered by rich parents. As the Gandalfr, you are an utter failure. You, lead an army? You'd barely take a step and then run away at the first sign of blood. When ideals clash, it's only those willing to go the extra mile that eventually win. Keep your childish feelings to yourself-you had so much potential...and you squandered it playing the adventurer."
221	* RetiredBadass: Chef Marteau was apparently an Ex-Mercenary and knows his way around a HostageSituation.
222	* TheReveal:
223	** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/5015601/ Chapter 30]] reveals that the day Luise was kidnapped, Cattleya was assassinated at the same time and the very Church she loved hid who she was the entire time to break Karin's will and make her lose hope. She learns this as we do and promptly starts to cry.
224	** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/5087025/ Chapter 73]] has Charlotte coming clean about how she and the Cardinal used both Saito and Louise to further their goals.
225	** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/5133373/ Chapter 77]] reveals that Louise, Charlotte, and Tiffania are three of the four Void-users.
226	* ReverseShrapnel: Bidashal announces his arrival by breaking all the glass windows and using them in this manner, slicing open the necks of several nobles in the process.
227	* RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: Luise points out that betrayal is a death-worthy crime to the faithful of Brimir since he died due to it.
228	* RobbingTheDead: Saito and Luise take the gold and armor from some adventurer who got eaten by giant spiders after they cut it open in search of loot, with Luise stating they could at least [[DueToTheDead bury him afterwards]].
229	* RodentsOfUnusualSize: Saito's first task in attempting to get money for their Adventure's license is to the traditional RatStomp. Unfortunately, the SwarmOfRats are the size of men due to Alchemy experiments. And they were hungry.
230	* RollingBoulder: Weaponized to flatten a bunch of zombies in a corridor by Saito and Jacques making his iron into a large ball.
231	* {{Roofhopping}}: How Saito tries to get to the palace in Albion during Chapter 63.
232	* RunningGag: Luise considering letting Saito visit a brothel as either a reward or bribe.
233	* SavageWolves: Luise and Saito run across these on their way to her orphanage.
234	* SecretSecretKeeper:
235	** Father Christoff and Cardinal Mazarin, are both aware of Luise being the Valliere heir and are keeping it a secret from her until much later.
236	** Lady Charlotte, Josette, Jeanette, and Jacques are aware that Saito is the Gandalf. Saito has no clue himself until later on.
237	* SeeingThroughAnothersEyes: Louise can see through Saito's eyes at certain points, such as in Chapter 99.
238	* ShareTheMalePain: The reaction to hearing of the GroinAttack in Chapter 62.
239	* SheIsNotMyGirlfriend: One of the reasons for Luise doing a SweetPollyOliver from Chapter 17 onward, claiming that two male adventurers together made things less conspicuous and they weren't as likely to be seen as lovers.
240	* ShockAndAwe: Wardes and Bidashal.
241	* SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids: Julio and the Pope have this opinion of Saito, noting he's stupidly optimistic.
242	* SoleSurvivor: Damien is the only survivor of the zombie invasion in Albion outside of Tiffania's group, who had Marteau protecting them.
243	* SpiderSwarm: The colony in the forest ends up doing this to the protagonist pair, with the GiantSpider mother and baby spiders getting in on the action.
244	* StabTheScorpion: Saito takes the dagger and rushes for Luise in Chapter 4, who she had been harsh on to this point, and she expects the worst... only for him to get her out of the way so he could stab the last wolf she missed before it bit her.
245	* StreetSmart: Luise is far savvier about surviving due to being brought up in an orphanage.
246	-->'''Luise:''' Lots of people promise things and then they don't keep their words. I'd rather know now what type of scum you are rather than find out later. Even if you ran away... well, I know the way to the next village, and you don't. I give you three hours before the [[SavageWolves wolves]] eat you for dinner, maybe four if you're a fast runner.
247	* SummonEverymanHero: Saito, as per canon, was summoned by Luise on accident but the circumstances are a bit different. She summoned him in the middle of nowhere because she wanted to take something back with her to the orphanage to prove that she had tried her hardest. She notably feels guilty for it, because she essentially took him from his home and has no way of sending him back, but needs his help to get through the forest and isn't nice about it because she can't risk him taking advantage of her like the ConMan had.
248	* SweetPollyOliver: Luise does this from Chapter 17 onward, claiming that two male adventurers together made things less conspicuous and they weren't as likely to be [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend seen as lovers.]]
249	* SwordAndSorcerer: Saito and Luise have to adopt this in Chapter 4 to deal with the wolves and decide to become partners afterwards.
250	* TakingTheVeil: Luise intends to do this in Chapter 1, having been booted out of the magic academy in Germania because she could only make explosions. She mentions that doing so would ensure she never go hungry again. Her plans are derailed when everyone in the orphanage has gone missing.
251	* TakingYouWithMe: Julio intends to do this in Chapter 100 with Saito, so that they aren't captured by elves, complete with SeeYouInHell. Louise stops it.
252	* TalkingWeapon: Derflinger introduces himself in Chapter 77.
253	* TellHimImNotSpeakingToHim: Louise and Saito spend the entire first half of 87 like this.
254	* ThereWasADoor: A bunch of Mott's men broke into the Inn to try and get to Siesta in Chapter 22. Unfortunately for them the first time, Saito was there and not about to let a bunch of armed men come into the room and knocked them out faster than Luise could get out of the tub.
255	** Charlotte never uses a door to enter a room if she can help it, having developed a phobia of them ever since her uncle crushed his daughter's head in one.
256	* TitleDrop: Multiple:
257	** In Chapter 20.
258	** And again in Chapter 45.
259	** And again in Chapter 91.
260	* TheToothHurts: Saito suffers from a broken tooth for a few chapters until Luise gets him to the barber and then get it regrown.
261	* ThouShaltNotKill: Saito never kills living people while acting as an Adventurer. [[spoiler:So the fact that he'd been made into a ManchurianAgent and assassinated the King of Gallia shook him hard.]]
262	* TooGoodToBeTrue: Louise's assumptions about Charlotte prior to TheReveal.
263	* TrappedInAnotherWorld: Saito realizes this when he notices the [[AlienSky two moons]] and can't read the script. Unfortunately, Luise just thinks he's either lying or crazy.
264	* TraumaCongaLine: Siesta has [[BreakTheCutie had it rough]]. First she's forced to leave the Magic Academy because Mott was after her, then he tracked her down, she gets rescued by Saito and Luise and make it to her cousin's place at the Charming Fairy Inn, and when she believes its safe to head back she gets kidnapped again under the threat of death. After she gets saved ''again'', Lady Charlotte takes her as a personal maid, but her entire family had been killed in a bandit raid.
265	* UncannyFamilyResemblance: Siesta and Saito have features that are so similar that they've been confused as being siblings.
266	* UnconsciousObjector: Saito is unconscious from a ForcedSleep spell but keeps fighting in Chapter 47 thanks to his runes, right up until the dagger he's holding is destroyed and they lose their effect.
267	* UnexpectedlyAbandoned: Luise and Saito keep finding [[AbandonedArea places]] that are seemingly abandoned for no reason in their journey, including her old orphanage. Though, in that case, Father Christoff states he sent everyone else off to different ones.
268	* UnspokenPlanGuarantee: Charlotte ran a long one on Saito and Louise. She contacted the Cardinal for help in assassinating her father, hired Wardes to attack them in order to appeal to them as a savior, then sent them to gather ingredients as a training mission of sorts, and then turned Saito into a ManchurianAgent. She knew her uncle would want to be there with Louise reintroduction into society and timed it right. Then she sent her knights to fulfill her end of the bargain with the Cardinal, while also keeping her bargain with the Water Spirit at the same time. And the only reason she tells them is so they wouldn't ask the wrong questions at the party and they can't prove anything anyway.
269	* UnwittingPawn: Saito and Louise to Charlotte and the Cardinal.
270	** Saito has this problem in general.
271	* VillainHasAPoint: The men working for Mott have a point about Louise's constant violation of the terms of surrender. You can't trust them if they can't keep their word. If not for the fact that she keeps putting them to sleep instead of crippling or killing them, they would have more of a moral high-ground to stand on.
272	** Which is the point Ulfric made as well, they broke the terms of surrender multiple times. Whether or not it was for a moral reason or not, pulling a ISurrenderSuckers does constitute war crimes.
273	--->'''Ulfric:''' "They were offered terms of surrender. They accepted them. Then they broke them. Once, it would have been a slap. Twice, it would have meant a flogging. Thrice? Thrice means death. We mercenaries don't have many rules. 'Obey the one who pays' is usually such a deep and vague thing we don't even bother much with loyalty for loyalty's sake, but the first rule is simple to everyone involved. 'Surrender is surrender'. You never know if you'll be fighting against or together with the mercenary you have in front of you in the future, so if someone surrenders, you treat him well because it might just be you the next time, or you might need him to guard your back in a future war! Surrender terms are to be respected-always! It's just fucking common sense!"
274	* VillainTeleportation: Bidashal.
275	* ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend: Louise is Saito's in all but name... and then in name once they have a RelationshipUpgrade.
276	* VomitIndiscretionShot: Saito barfs when a giant rat's guts spill out over them from being caught in one of Luise's blasts.
277	* WallRun: Saito, in order to get to Bidashal when he was on the ceiling with Louise, curtoesy of the runes.
278	* WarRefugees: Refugees pile into the nearest city during the "Harass the Valliere" festival because of the constant sacking of their farms.
279	* WeaponizedTeleportation: Bidashal and Louise utilize their teleportation for the sake of battle in Chapter 75.
280	* WellIntentionedExtremist: Charlotte and the Cardinal. Joseph had to die, no matter who they had to use to do it.
281	** Julio. He makes it clear they don't have time to dally when they're facing an end of the world crisis, and he'll do what he has to.
282	* [[WhamEpisode Wham Chapter]]:
283	** Chapter 53, just after the King of Gallia has been assassinated, has the Cardinal admit to what he did and then send Louise and Saito to retrieve Henrietta's letters.
284	** Chapter 75, after the Saito and Louise are made aware of both the fact that they are Gandalf and a Void-mage, and were used, an Elf attacked and killed most of the nobles in attendance.
285	** Chapter 92, Julio Chesare shows up with the intention of forcing Tiffana to summon a familiar to begin the holy crusade. Charlotte tries to convince him to stop, but can't.
286	** Chapter 93, Julio reveals that Chef Marteau was killed along with the orphans Tiffania took care of to get her to summon a familiar, then he comes clean that soon their country will be floating like Albion and why they need to reclaim the holy-land.
287	** Chapter 99 has Saito deciding to end the war by trying to force them to listen, leading to him kidnapping the Pope. Julio lost an arm and control of his powers, the Holy City is burning, and Louise plans to raze it to the ground for kidnapping Saito.
288	* WhiteMage: Tiffania fills this role while traveling with the group.
289	* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Charlotte has a fear of doors ever since Joseph crushed his daughter's head in one.
290	* WizardDuel: Louise challenges her mother to one in Chapter 49 after she hurt Saito. If not for some luck and Saito performing a TakingTheBullet long enough for her to dull the spell, it would have killed her.
291	* WizardingSchool: Luise got kicked out of one because she isn't aligned to any element and could only make minor explosions. Since she isn't a noble there was no way for her to stay either, so they sent her packing.
292	** She starts attending Tristan Academy in Chapter 91.
293	* YouHaveToBelieveMe: Saito and Tiffania try to explain why the latter was on the former's chest and removing his clothes. She has difficulty believing it due to the sheer number of coincidences needed to line it up the scenario, namely that the man they just met knew the men she kept pulling an ISurrenderSuckers on and was trying to kill them when a manticore suddenly popped up (hinted to be Juilo's doing) and ate him before leaving, and Tiffania was checking to see if he was still poisoned.
294	* YouWillBeSpared:
295	** Bidashal in Chapter 75 was perfectly willing to let Saito, who he recognized as the Gandalf, leave alive on the assumption that he was an unwilling slave. [[AvertedTrope That being said]], when he refuses the Elf decides that he can die too and sends him out of a window.
296	** Ulfric in Chapter 85 wanted Tiffania to leave while he dealt with Saito and Louise, since it didn't involve her. [[AvertedTrope Likewise]], she refuses as well.
297	* ZombieApocalypse: Albion went through one of these courtesy of Sheffield being more than a little upset over her lover's death.
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