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1	''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/6895738/chapters/15733750 I Hope You Have Unlimited Text Messaging]]'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1788529/MissCar MissCar]] is a Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse fic set after ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''. It is also posted on [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11953249/1/I-Hope-You-Have-Unlimited-Text-Messaging FanFiction.Net]].
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3	'''Summary''': Post Captain America Civil War fix-it: For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.
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5	Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.
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7	!!Tropes:
8	* AgeGapAlgebra: The "half your age plus seven rule" is mentioned a couple of times in regards to Tony and Pepper's respective relationships. Steve's chronological and biological ages kind of muck things up a bit for him, but he still passes in the end.
9	* AmicableExes:
10	** Steve with both his exes, Sharon Carter and Melinda May. Part of it is because neither of those were serious relationships to begin with, and the other part is because he's [[NiceGuy Steve]].
11	** Tony and Pepper, however, are much more complicated case, as their relationship was serious and lasted several years. That being said, they still deeply care for one another, and make peace with each other later on in the story -- after a lot of therapy and talking.
12	* AssassinationAttempt:
13	** [[spoiler:Howard Stark endured ten of these by HYDRA after the end of World War II, the first one being before Tony was even born and the last one being the successful attempt by the Winter Solider. Both Ana Jarvis and Tony's mother Maria ended up being casualties of these attempts]].
14	** [[spoiler:Tony endures at least two of these over the course of the story, proving himself to be his father's son in that aspect, unfortunately. Only difference is that each one was instigated by different parties]].
15	* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: [[spoiler:As it turns out, Howard sending Tony to boarding school was so the latter wouldn't be caught up in one of the many assassination attempts on Howard's life]]. Tony, rather understandably, is conflicted; while some part of him is happy to have more proof that his father genuinely did love him, the rest of him is still mad Howard wouldn't ''tell'' him that he loved him.
16	* AwfulTruth:
17	** Steve grew up believing that his father died in World War I. When he first got out of the ice, S.H.I.E.L.D. gave him a dossier on all his associates -- which is how Steve learned he had a seventy-eight year old younger half-sister living in Nevada. His father, meanwhile, did not die in World War I; he actually died in the 50s, shanked by his fellow inmates in prison after they learned he liked to hit his second wife and daughter. [[PercussiveTherapy This is what led to Steve killing his first punching bag]].
18	** Tony learns a similarly heartbreaking truth thanks to Steve's suspicion: [[spoiler:his aunt Ana Jarvis did not die via a lightbulb replacement attempt gone wrong. Instead, she got stuck in the crossfire of an assassination attempt on Howard Stark, who himself only survived due to an experimental bulletproof vest]].
19	** [[spoiler:Stemming from that, Tony also learns that this was the third of the ten assassination attempts made on Howard throughout his life, with the last (successful) attempt being the Winter Soldier. Considering this was happening when he was a kid and Tony is currently in his forties right now, he's understandably pissed to realize how long it took for him to learn about this, especially since it confirms that his dad was going to die by HYDRA's hands no matter what happened]].
20	* BetaCouple: Clint/Laura serves as this to Steve/Tony, contrasting their healthy relationship with the latter's remarkably unstable one. [[spoiler:Of course, by the time Clint/Laura start having their own problems, Steve and Tony have more-or-less worked through their issues]].
21	* BrokenPedestal:
22	** While Steve still has fond memories of him, he isn't happy with the kind of man Howard became after he went under the ice.
23	** [[spoiler:He was also extremely unhappy when he learned that Peggy was complicit in hiding Howard's assassination attempts. While he understands ''why'' they did it, it still doesn't make it okay]].
24	* CatharsisFactor:
25	** InUniverse example. Part of Tony's therapy is writing vent letters. The first ones are to Bucky, and while those are pretty visceral in the beginning, they begin to calm down as he and Steve patch up their relationship. [[spoiler:His letters to Howard and Peggy are far worse, because unlike Bucky, they were fully culpable in their actions and are now dead so he has no chance of reconciling with them]].
26	** [[spoiler:This is actually an issue when he has to write an actual letter to Happy, after Happy's actions in ''Homecoming''. Tony has to actually has to wait a couple of days to calm down before writing it because he keeps on treating like another vent letter]].
27	* CelebrityParadox: Parodied. After Tony reveals his boyfriend "Stefan Carter" (a bearded Steve with a haircut) to the world, people start speculating he might actually be dating Creator/ChrisEvans -- who, incidentally, will be playing Steve in the upcoming Captain America movies. The actual Chris Evans finds this hilarious (and is implied to have figured out that "Stefan" is really Steve in disguise).
28	* TheConfidant: The basis of Tony and Steve's reconciliation and romance is that they serve this as each other. That being said, Tony is the one who does most of the venting because Steve can't tell him too much about what he's currently doing due to PlausibleDeniability concerns.
29	* CassandraTruth: The Stony shippers of Freaking Cool (an InUniverse FanFiction site) claim that Tony's new boyfriend Stefan Carter is actually a disguised Steve Rogers. They're right, but no one believes them because they'd rather believe that Steve was a HYDRA spy than gay.
30	* {{Determinator}}: [[spoiler:HYDRA made ''ten attempts'' to assassinate Howard Stark, the last one being the Winter Soldier. Tony and Steve bitterly recognize that with the resources at their disposal, Howard was probably going to die at their hands no matter what happened]].
31	* EveryoneCanSeeIt: About twenty conversations in, everyone who's in the know have realized that Tony and Steve are dating via text message without actually realizing themselves that they are dating. Ten conversations after ''that'', they are annoyed to learn that not only were they the last ones to figure it out, but that said friends had even started making bets about when they would figure it out.
32	* EveryoneHasStandards:
33	** Tony is incensed when he learns that SHIELD elected to tell Steve about his seventy-eight year old half-sister that he never knew existed via ''dossier'', instead of telling him in person and easing him into it.
34	** Likewise, Steve, while understanding, is not happy to learn that Tony's parents sent him off to boarding school without telling him why. After all, it's one thing to hide from your adult friend/love interest that their long-dead parents were murdered by terrorists, especially when you learned about the information during a crisis. It's another to send them off to boarding school three months after the death of their HonoraryAunt without telling them that [[spoiler:someone was making repeated attempts to murder their father, that said HonoraryAunt was a casualty of one of these attempts, and ''that they're terrified of him being a casualty of another'']]. He's also not happy to learn that Peggy was complicit in this.
35	* FriendToAllChildren: For all his faults, Tony is surprisingly very good with kids. Enough so that Laura designated him as temporary guardian of the Barton children if anything were to happen to her. Granted, part of that is due to the fact that all the other possible guardians are either fugitives or legally dead, but the fact that he's on the list at all is still very noticeable. There's also his canon relationship with Peter.
36	* FriendsWithBenefits: Steve and Melinda May (or Melinda Garner, as she was known then).
37	* HonoraryUncle: Tony becomes this to the Barton kids while protecting them and Laura from the backlash of the Accords. It goes a long way in mending his friendship with Clint after the latter is finally allowed to return home.
38	* InsecureLoveInterest: Throughout the story, Happy tries to push Tony and Pepper back together even though both of have more-or-less moved on. After he goes too far, [[spoiler:Natasha gets involved and reveals the reason he's trying so hard to get them back together is because he himself is in love with Pepper and is trying to live vicariously through Tony because he doesn't think he's good enough for her]].
39	* {{Irony}}: The basis of the fic is Steve and Tony trying to work through their many, ''many'' problems via text messaging. Towards the end of the story, their relationship is the second-most stable in the entire story (the first being Vision/Wanda, and only because they see each other in person more often), while everyone else in the story is trying to work through their own relationship problems.
40	* MrsRobinson: Pepper's rebound relationship is with a hot, young executive who barely clears the "half your age plus seven" rule. Tony is unhappy with the situation, partly out of jealousy but mostly out of concern because he knows the relationship isn't going to end well. [[spoiler:He's right. Mr. Rebound eventually dumps Pepper for one of the stars of the ''Hunger Games'' movie franchise]].
41	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Happy, tiffed about Tony choosing Steve over Pepper, [[spoiler:disregards a previously-agreed upon plan to transfer weaponry from the tower to a more secure location, resulting in the deaths of two SHIELD agents and Peter having to go rogue so the situation doesn't go any more FUBAR than it already is. He also ignored a phone call from Ned Leeds that could've avoided all that. Tony, when he finds out, is simultaneously proud of Peter and ''furious'' with Happy, enough to demote him from his job as SI's Head of Security]].
42	* ObliviousToLove: Both Tony and Steve were (deliberately) oblivious to their growing feelings for each other, and this was ''before'' the Accords and Siberia. In Tony's case, his feelings for Steve was one of the driving forces in his breakup with Pepper.
43	* OnTheRebound:
44	** Pepper, as seen in MrsRobinson above.
45	** Subverted with Tony and Steve, who started dating unintentionally and had feelings for each other for several years that they either ignored or were oblivious to.
46	* OnceMoreWithClarity: A plot point. After Steve learned about his half-sister, he started thinking back to his childhood and saw the inconsistencies in his memories that he failed to realize were there. [[spoiler:After learning about how Ana Jarvis died from Tony, and seeing a similar pattern, he realized that Tony was doing the same thing]].
47	* OpenSecret:
48	** While the public at large and most of the U.S. Government are unaware, most of SHIELD's top brass and those associated with the Avengers know that Tony and Steve are in regular contact with each other. A significant portion of those people are also know that they're dating.
49	** [[spoiler:According to Michelle Jones in the sequel, most of the public actually ''was'' aware that Tony's boyfriend "Stefan" was really Steve. Considering MJ is a notorious ConspiracyTheorist, however, this should be taken with a grain of salt]].
50	* ParentsAsPeople: While Tony was fully aware of the faults of his biological parents, he comes to learn that they (and his Aunt Peggy) had hid even more from him than he initially thought, which opens up a whole slew of more issues for him and his therapist to work through. [[spoiler:Ironically, the main difficulty about this is learning that his parents really ''did'' love him and their ParentalNeglect was because they wanted to protect him]].
51	* PoorCommunicationKills:
52	** Hence the premise of the fic; Tony and Steve want to get their working relationship in order before the next major apocalyptic situation comes.
53	** This also comes up with Tony's relationship with his parents. [[spoiler:The actual reason Tony went to boarding school was so he wouldn't become a casualty of the numerous assassination attempts on his father's life]]. The problem? ''None'' of the adults in his life bothered to actually tell him that. Even Steve admits that, with the situation that bad, they should've told him ''something''. This left Tony with a lot of issues that he's still dealing with even now.
54	** During the fic's adaptation of ''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'', Happy ignores a phone call from Ned Leeds due to his tiff with Tony. [[spoiler:That action culminates in the movie's climax, which results in two SHIELD agents dead and Peter having to go rogue to fix the situation]]. Tony, understandably, is ''Not'' [[IncrediblyLamePun Happy]].
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56	* RunningGag:
57	** Steve refusing to have text message sex with Tony.
58	** "That's an X problem, not a Y problem."
59	** Tony's gay sex tape from the 90s. While the situation that led to it wasn't funny (a now-ex of Tony's taped it while he was still grieving for his recently-deceased parents), it has been a source of laughs since then, usually referenced when anyone in the present storyline tries to rag on Tony for "coming out". It's prevalent enough in popular culture that it was actually part of the study material for Steve's introduction to the modern world.
60	* ShipperOnDeck:
61	** Happy ships Tony/Pepper, [[spoiler:because he thinks Happy/Pepper isn't a viable option]]. Unfortunately for him, that ship was sunk a ''long'' time ago.
62	** Peter briefly shipped his Aunt May with Tony until he learned Tony had a boyfriend, who he later realized was Steve.
63	** Everyone else, despite some reservations, ship Steve/Tony. That one sails.
64	* ShotgunWedding: As per canon, Vision and Wanda continue their technically-illegal courtship, eventually culminating in Vision leaving the nest entirely to (probably) elope with her. Tony happily gives his approval.
65	* ThereAreNoTherapists: Averted. Both Tony and Steve end up getting therapists to work through their personal issues, and it is a major factor in maintaining their relationship as healthy.
66	* ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend: Genderflipped, homosexual variant. [[spoiler:After someone tries to assassinate Tony during a charity event using his sunflower seed allergy]], Clint has to knock Steve out to prevent him from jumping on the next flight to the States. Even then, he got a broken jaw for his troubles.
67	* WhatTheHellHero: See NiceJobBreakingItHero. [[spoiler:When writing his vent letter to Happy, it takes Tony several tries not to start the letter off with "Fuck you".]]
68	* WrongNameOutburst: Tony called out Steve's name during sex with Pepper once or twice. Needless to say, the relationship didn't last long after that.

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