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1	''[[https://web.archive.org/web/20120413101551/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6250528/1/the_adventures_of_captain_soap The Adventures Of Captain Soap]]'' is a ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare'' Fanfic that tries to solve the plot of the ''Modern Warfare 2''. Captain Soap, who now has a [[ArtificialLimbs cyber arm]], fights against the evil General Shepherd to take revenge and to prevent him from taking over the world. On the way, lots of... stuff happens. Edward Cullen gets blown up, Soap fights a horde of ninjas and General Shepherd [[HannibalLecture talks... and talks... and talks...]]
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3	An anonymous review in which the [[https://web.archive.org/web/20120413101610/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2451584/ghostmctavish author]] is called a "five year old idiot" should tell you about the quality of the plot and spelling. The story does, however, have some cheesy lines and [[MindScrew interesting twists]], so it might be worth a read if you're looking for a [[SoBadItsGood good bad fanfiction]].
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5	Ghost's account was taken down, but saved by Wayback Machine.
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7	!!This work provides examples of:
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9	* AndThisIsFor: Soap does this.
10	* ArtificialLimbs: Soap has a cyber arm, which he uses to punch people.
11	* BadassBoast: Happens quite often.
12	->"You have killed my friends, and now Fist will kill you!", screamed pricer and assualted the evil General.
13	* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: For some reason, Edward Cullen is blown up with a grenade launcher.
14	* BigNo: Captain Soap delivers them each time [[spoiler: Price dies]].
15	* {{Gorn}}: Edward Cullens death.
16	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
17	->"I am rather unimpressed", said soap rather unimpressed.
18	* GroinAttack: Soap does this to a juggernaut. Yes, to a [[ImplacableMan juggernaut]].
19	* GunsAkimbo: Price dual wields akimbo assault rifles. Yes, he manages to fire four assault rifles at once!
20	* KickTheDog: Shepherd shoots an innocent family while they're eating in the burger king. In his eyes, they were collateral casualties. Yes, he's that evil.
21	* LargeHam: General Shepherd. It's reduced to {{Narm}} because of the bad spelling and because nothing he says makes sense.
22	->"Did you really believe your... ''feeble'' attempts would prove sufficient to defeat me? ME? THE GREAT GENERAL SHEPEPRD! ''Pitiful!'' I shall wrekc havoc upon you, foolish american! DIE, CAPTN SOP!", said the general evuly.
23	* MindScrew: The whole spelling does a good job of confusing readers, but it's not the worst MindScrew:
24	** First, we have [[spoiler: Captain Prices]] multiple deaths. At one point in the story, he multiplied himself, so he could accompany Nikolai and Soap at the same time. This is confusing enough. But what makes it worse is that Soap is seemingly capable of [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour double think]], as he talks to a living [[spoiler: Price]] while ''knowing'' that he's dead!
25	** Second, the showdown in the burgerking, where [[spoiler: Shepherd]] is mysteriously still alive despite having been killed in the last chapter. Also, the author can't decide whether it's a Mc Donalds or a Burgerking.
26	* MotiveDecay: After a while, General Shepherd starts calling Soap a ''foolish american''. The funny thing is, Shepherd is originally not only american, but also an [[WellIntentionedExtremist extremistic patriot]], and Soap is scottish.
27	* {{Narm}}:
28	->"Good morning in Mcdonals and here is your burgher with a double portion of FUCK YOU!" yelled the guy that gave him cheeseburger!
29	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: What the writing is, at best.

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