Line #97 FanFic/ThatEpicPlan


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5	''[[http://chii-kawaii-chan.deviantart.com/art/That-epic-plan-210882197 That Epic Plan]] [[http://chii-kawaii-chan.deviantart.com/art/That-epic-plan-Part-2-210892574 (pt 2)]] [[http://chii-kawaii-chan.deviantart.com/art/That-epic-plan-Part-3-210901910 (pt 3)]] [[http://chii-kawaii-chan.deviantart.com/art/That-epic-plan-Part-4-210920247 (pt 4)]]'' by [[http://chii-kawaii-chan.deviantart.com/ Chii-Kawaii-Chan]] is a [[CrackFic cracky]] ''Manga/DeathNote'' ForWantOfANail Fic that ships [[CrackPairing Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami]]. When L tells the taskforce why he freaked out so much over the Second Kira mentioning "the eyes" Light decides that using this "Beyond Birthday" as Kira's eyes is too good an opportunity to pass up and so suggests [[ConsultingAConvictedKiller they arrange it so that Beyond will assist with the Kira investigation]]; but Light gets more than he bargained for-controlling BB is harder than he anticipated and to buy his silence Light has to agree to be [[SlashFic his boyfriend]]. HilarityEnsues.
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8	!! ''That Epic Plan'' provides examples of:
9	%%* AloneWithPrisonerPloy
10	%%* AlternateUniverseFic
11	%%* Bastard Boyfriend: Beyond to Light.
12	* BigBadDuumvirate: Light and Beyond are actually on pretty equal footing. They've portioned it out so they can share power-Light is in charge of the EvilPlan and Beyond is in charge in bed.
13	* BigShutUp: Light gets annoyed when Beyond and L are arguing.
14	-->'''Light:''' Shut up, you two crazy panda-people.
15	%%* BirdsOfAFeather: Beyond becomes ''intrigued'' upon meeting Light.
16	%%* BlackComedy: Let's see, it's a story about two {{serial killer}}s pretending to be a loving couple.
17	%%* BrainsAndBondage: Beyond and Light
18	* BullyingADragon:
19	-->'''Beyond:''' So, you're ...a god of death?
20	-->'''Ryuk:''' Yup.
21	-->'''Beyond:''' Hm, you're ugly...
22	** Beyond mocks Light and his [[WeaponOfMassDestruction "faggy journal."]]
23	** Also:
24	-->'''Light:''' What the hell are you doing?
25	-->'''Beyond:''' Checking.
26	-->'''Light:''' Checking what?
27	-->'''Beyond:''' Whether you still smelled like...you know.
28	-->'''Light:''' Seriously, what's wrong with you?
29	-->'''Beyond:''' So many things.
30	-->'''L:''' You two are sort of retarded...
31	-->'''Beyond:''' I know you are but what am I?!
32	-->'''L:''' More retarded.
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34	%%* CallingYourBathroomBreaks: Beyond does this in order to talk to Light alone.
35	* CanonForeigner: Beyond Birthday who is from the ''Manga/DeathNote'' {{Prequel}} LightNovel ''Literature/AnotherNote'' and doesn't appear in the manga or anime.
36	* CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Beyond walks in on Light as he's wanking off to [[spoiler: Pamela Anderson, Heidi Klum, and Hugh Jackman]].
37	%%* Cloudcuckoolander: Beyond
38	%%* CloudcuckoolandersMinder: Light is this to Beyond [[CrazySane despite being pretty crazy himself.]]
39	* CoitusUninterruptus: Beyond tries to initiate sex with Light in front of the taskforce, including Light's father.
40	%%* ComedicSociopathy
41	%%* ConsultingAConvictedKiller: Light's reasoning for why they should involve Beyond in the Kira case.
42	* CountingToThree: Beyond does this in an... ''unorthodox'' way "Okay...5-11-3!"
43	%%* CovertPervert: L
44	%%* CrackFic
45	%%* CrazyJealousGuy: Beyond.
46	* DatingWhatDaddyHates: Souichiro is understandably ''not happy'' when his son begins dating a known SerialKiller.
47	%%* DeadpanSnarker: Light and Beyond.
48	%%* DemotedToExtra: L and the Taskforce.
49	%%* DepravedHomosexual: Beyond Birthday
50	* DoubleMeaning: Light and Beyond strike up their bargain right in front of Aizawa by pretending to be talking about a game of cards.
51	%%* TheDragon: Beyond agrees to be this for Light/Kira as long as his demands are met.
52	* EmoTeen: Aw, Light.
53	-->'''Light:''' I need to study so I can become a policeman like my father.
54	-->'''Beyond:''' Like you could ever make it, being Kira and all.
55	-->'''Light:''' Why don't you do a Mexican hat dance on top of my hopes and dreams, asshole?
56	* EngineeredPublicConfession: L and the taskforce attempt to do this by leaving Light and Beyond alone in a room together but by luck they don't get around to talking about anything incriminating.
57	%%* EroticEating: Beyond with his jam.
58	* EvilLaugh: At one point Beyond almost gives them away with his evil cackling.
59	* ForWantOfANail: Light and Beyond make contact because [[IdiotBall L let slip about why the second Kira mentioning "the eyes" might be significant.]]
60	* TheGuardsMustBeCrazy: L sends Aizawa along to supervise the prisoner transfer but with the ease Light has with communicating with Beyond, Aizawa might as well not be there at all.
61	%%* HandsomeLech: Beyond
62	%%* HitlerAteSugar: Beyond makes this argument when he declares that sugar is evil.
63	%%* HoldingHands: One of the more "innocent" ways Beyond [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace gets grabby with Light.]]
64	* HollywoodLaw: L and the taskforce allow a convicted SerialKiller to bunk with a college student for the sake of secrecy and convenience.
65	* HorrifyingTheHorror: L nearly gives Light and Beyond heart attacks when he comes popping out of his hiding place in the seemingly empty hotel room.
66	* HumanResources: When [[ButtMonkey Matusda]] is being tardy and useless as usual Beyond suggests that they could always sell Matsuda on the black market.
67	* HypocriticalHumor:
68	-->'''Light:''' Vanity is a mortal sin, you know.
69	-->'''Beyond:''' Is that so, ''god?''
70	%%* IdiotBall: L mentioning his reason for freaking out over the "eyes" in front of his Kira suspect.
71	* ImStandingRightHere:
72	-->'''L:''' Are you aware of the fact that he's an insane killer?
73	-->'''Light:''' Couldn't help but notice.
74	-->'''Beyond:''' Hey, don't talk about Beyond like Beyond's not even here.
75	* InsultBackFire:
76	-->'''Light:''' You know I used to think I took the prize for obnoxiousness, but what do you know, I bow to the champion.
77	-->'''Beyond:''' Thank you, you're too kind.
78	* ItsAllAboutMe:
79	-->'''Light''' (being choked by Beyond): Can't – breathe-!
80	-->'''Beyond:''' You and your needs...
81	%%* LaughablyEvil: Beyond, [[DeadpanSnarker Light has his moments too.]]
82	* LeaveHimToMe: Beyond agrees to help Light in his little plan but calls dibs on killing L.
83	%%* LethalChef: Beyond.
84	* TheMadHatter: "Beyond doesn't suffer from insanity; he enjoys it!"
85	%%* ManlyGay: Beyond.
86	* AMatchMadeInStockholm: Beyond is technically Light's (and the taskforce's) prisoner but Beyond can just as easily kill or ruin Light.
87	* MasochistsMeal: You'd have to be crazy to ''consider'' eating anything that Beyond has prepared.
88	%%* TheMole: Light, of course.
89	%%* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: Beyond with Light.
90	* NotWhatItLooksLike: When Beyond gets Light alone in the bathroom (at first).
91	-->'''Light:''' Oh, screw you and get out of here. Aizawa's gonna think we're doing god-knows-what in here.
92	* ObliviousToLove: Light at first is oblivious to Beyond's sexual interest in him [[CassandraTruth and when he does pick up on it for a while he manages to convince himself that it can't possibly be there.]]
93	-->"If the brunette didn't know any better, he would have thought Beyond Birthday was coming on to him. Of course, that thought was ridiculous. He wasn't gay. He was insane."
94	* OlderThanTheyLook:
95	-->'''Beyond:''' You know that after sex you always look a lot younger?
96	-->'''Light:''' Well, gee, thank you captain pedo. You can tell me these things when I'm forty.
97	%%* {{OOC}}: Again, for RuleOfFunny.
98	%%* PottyEmergency: Beyond claims he has this during his prison transfer so that he can talk to Light alone.
99	* PungeonMaster: Beyond
100	-->'''Light:''' I swear to god if you don't stop this shit right now-
101	-->'''Beyond:''' There'll be a satanic wig?
102	-->'''Light:''' Huh? What are you on about?
103	-->'''Beyond:''' You know. Hell toupee.
104	* RealMenHateSugar: Beyond is of the opinion that sugar is evil.
105	* RoadTripPlot: The first chapter is "prisoner transport" which means Light and Aizawa are alone in a car with [[CloudCuckoolander Beyond Birthday]]-no wonder Aizawa tunes them out.
106	* ScarpiaUltimatum: To keep Beyond's mouth shut Light has to agree to be his boyfriend.
107	%%* {{Seme}}: Beyond Birthday "the aggressive top"
108	%%* SerialKiller: Beyond
109	%%* SerialKillerKiller: Kira
110	%%* ShoutOut: To ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' and ''Film/TheMatrix''
111	* SlashFic: It's Beyond/Light (with L peeping on them).
112	%%* SnarkToSnarkCombat: Light and Beyond.
113	%%* TheSociopath: Light and Beyond.
114	%%* StalkerWithACrush: Beyond for Light.
115	* SwappedRoles: For this fic Beyond is essentially in Misa's role though Beyond seems to give Light much more trouble than Misa because [[QuicklyDemotedWoman unlike what happens to Misa's character]] the writer remembers that Beyond is a SerialKiller, is a threat, and has a brain.
116	%%* TermsOfEndangerment: Beyond is all over this.
117	* ThereIsOnlyOneBed: And Beyond violently rejects to the idea of sleeping on the floor so he'll just have to sleep with Light.
118	* ThirdPersonPerson: Beyond begins talking like this when L and Light [[ImStandingRightHere begin talking about him as if he weren't in the room.]]
119	%%* TokenEvilTeammate: Beyond is this for the Taskforce-at least in ''theory.'' In practice he's Light's [[TheDragon Dragon]].
120	%%* TooKinkyToTorture
121	%%* TookALevelInDumbass: Everyone as per RuleOfFunny
122	%%* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Beyond's jam.
123	* TrojanPrisoner: Naturally Light is getting Beyond transferred to the custody of the taskforce so that he can defeat L.
124	* TroubleEntendre: Light and Beyond strike up a bargain while pretending to be talking about a game of cards.
125	%%* {{Tsundere}}: Light is a type A.
126	%%* {{Uke}}: Light
127	* UndercoverAsLovers: Beyond insists that in order to throw off L they need to "pretend" to be together.
128	* UnholyMatrimony: Light and Beyond.
129	-->"In the past few weeks, they'd managed to convince everyone that they were in fact a loving couple rather than two psychopaths hooking up for kicks. Although Light wasn't too sure about L, the detective still seemed suspicious and watched their every move. Although Beyond kept insisting L was just a peeper."
130	* UnsexySadist: Though Beyond's brutal treatment of Light gets PlayedForLaughs, Beyond is still very creepy.
131	%%* YaoiFangirl: Sayu
132	%%* YoureInsane: Beyond gets this a lot.
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