Line #44 FanFic/JoBekkeAtHugwrts


1	[[quoteright:330:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jo_bekke_5934.png]]
2	[[caption-width-right:330:Jo Bekke, fan art[[note]]used with permission from [[http://trollseyeview.blogspot.com/ Monica Gilbey-Bieber]][[/note]]]]
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4	->''"MI friend edited it 4 me. You're the best, Darry!"''
5	-->—'''Jo herself's author's note. (Thanks [[KissingCousins Darry]]. Without you, we'd have to read the unedited version.)'''
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7	''jo Bekke At Hugwrts'' is a Literature/HarryPotter fanfic "written" by Jo belle/Jo bekke/Jo bel. (The author is having problems spelling her own name.) The fanfiction is about Harry's twin sister, Jo Belle Susie Lilly Potter, who learns she's a witch after she murders her uncle and then revives him by "wavd mi hnd" (waving her hand, for those who can't understand her [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrid grammar and spelling]]).
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9	Even the writer of ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'' stated that this must be the worst fanfic of all time. Well, [[EveryoneHasStandards even trolling has its standards.]]
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11	The fanfiction is viewable in [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10223549/1/jo-bekke-at-hugwrts-Commentary this]] [[MSTing MST]].
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13	There's a shorter version of this fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9196876/1/Jo-Bells-story-abote-hogwarts here.]]
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15	Compare ''FanFic/DaIvyCuvrdWalsUvHigwsrts'' (the author, with whom, real Jo was friends).
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17	Compare and contrast ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.
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20	!! ''Jo Bekke at Hugwrts'' contains examples of:
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22	%%* AbortedArc: There are several.
23	* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Darryl apparently has a talking penis.
24	* ArtisticLicenseEconomics: Apparently, Gringotts is a store where you can get free money. And you drive sports cars to vaults. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings And has a gremlin named 'Golum'.]]
25	%%* AuthorAppeal: Everything in this fic is this. Darryl even makes an appearance as a Gary Stu.
26	* AuthorAvatar: Her character shares names and viewpoints with her.
27	* AuthorFilibuster: She would go out of her way to tell everyone that gaes, blaks, amd nurtherners are dum.
28	%%* AxCrazy: Jo Bekke
29	%%* BackFromTheDead: Jo's uncle.
30	* DeepSouth: Jo Bekke is a walking redneck stereotype, as are all the "good" characters. (In spite of most of them being British.)
31	* FanGirl: Hermione/Harmony is an extreme fangirl of Jo Bekke/Jo Bel
32	-->''"She had a jo bekke t shirt on. She wore jo belkee earings, and JO bekle stamped pantz. She Also had a ho belle arm bracelet. She also had a JO belle ring on. And her finger nales had J-O-B-E-L on each hamd. "IM UR BIGGEST fan," HARMONY SAID."''
33	%%* GroinAttack: A lot of times.
34	* ICallHimMisterHappy: Darryl has a talking penis nicknamed 'Little Darryl.'
35	%%* InsaneTrollLogic: We think. It's too hard to understand her.
36	* KaleidoscopeEyes: Jo Bel's eyes are sometimes blue, green, or yellow. The art in the page depicts her with all three colors simultaneously.
37	* OutOfCharacter: Everyone.
38	%%%%* PlotHole: Too much of them to count.
39	%%* PoliticallyIncorrectHero
40	* RapeAsBackStory: "Dey rap and hurt me."
41	* RealPersonFic: [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow OPRA WHIMPFREE]], [[Creator/EllenDeGeneres ELEN DEGENERIS]], and [[Series/NineteenKidsAndCounting MICHel DUGAr]] all appear in the fic.
42	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: More words are spelled wrong than right.
43	%%* SelfInsertFic: Obviously.
44	* TrollFic: Yet to be confirmed. Also, she has a better fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9230567/1/The-Night-Draws-Ever-Nearer here]], which is possibly an indication that the fanfic this article is about is an example of StylisticSuck.
45	* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: The protagonist is eleven years old. She is a serial killer and has sex with Darryl. Also, she pole dances on top of a tractor while smoking weed.
46	* RandomEventsPlot: With the exception of a few TheStationsOfTheCanon-moments from ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', the plot is clearly non-existent.

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