Line #88 DrinkingGame/Torchwood


1	Take one drink when...
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3	* There is a swooping aerial shot of Cardiff from a helicopter.
4	* Someone delivers or orders a pizza.
5	* A main character says “snog” or “snogging”
6	* A main character says “shag” or “shagging”
7	* A heterosexual snogging occurs
8	* Someone says “special ops”
9	* You can read “Torchwood” on the side of the “top secret” Torchwood mobile.
10	* Rhys Williams phones Gwen, or is used for comedic relief.
11	* Ianto looks guilty or vulnerable for no apparent reason.
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13	Take two drinks when...
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15	* Jack (doesn’t) die after being killed
16	* Lesbian/gay snogging occurs
17	* Heterosexual snogging occurs between two main characters
18	* Heterosexual shagging occurs
19	* Myfanwy the pterodactyl appears (exclude during titles)
20	* Anyone takes an alien artifact home without permission
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22	Take three drinks when...
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24	* There is a swooping aerial shot of Jack (or other cast member) astride a Cardiff landmark.
25	* A Torchwood member betrays the trust of the rest of the team
26	* Lesbian/gay shagging occurs
27	* Lesbian/gay snogging between two main characters occurs
28	* Heterosexual shagging between two main characters occurs
29	* There is a cover up for the murder/death of a member of the public
30	* Anyone refers to sex without resorting to euphemisms like “snogging” and “shagging”. NB: F-words don’t count.
31	* A random human remarks on how Torchwood is a pain in the ass.
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33	Take four drinks
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35	* Lesbian/gay shagging between two main characters occurs
36	* A main character get stabbed, shot or otherwise seriously injured or mutilated.
37	* A dismembered body part appears on screen
38	* There is a direct reference to Doctor Who
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40	Drink the entire bottle when
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42	* The main characters leave Earth
43	* The Doctor, the TARDIS or genuine companion appear in the episode (not just a body part)
44	* An episode ends with no sexual references at all
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46	——————————————————————————–
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48	Or...
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50	Take one drink when
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52	* Tosh gives Owen a knowing look
53	* Gwen gives Jack a knowing look
54	* Owen gives Gwen a knowing look
55	* Jack gives Ianto a knowing look (can be substituted for an ‘evil’ if knowing looks are not going spare)
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57	Take two drinks when:
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59	* Tosh has a good day
60	** Salute her before drinking if it's because she got laid.
61	* Whole team wears sunglasses outside on a grey day
62	* There is a shoe horned Americana reference to a) CSI, b) Basketball/Baseball in order to cater to BBC America etc to cater for potential American Network deals
63	* There is a shoe horned stereotypical Welsh reference, e.g.: Millennium Stadium, anything in welsh, rugby, to take full advantage of Cardiff potentially being marketed over in America.
64	* Someone/Anyone says something/anything derogatory about London.
65	* Someone brandishes an impressive weapon (Owen’s not included!) with a torch.
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67	Take three drinks when:
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69	* The CGI utterly lets you down
70	* There is no CGI in the episode
71	* Subtle “Who” reference is used knowingly (Can also be interpreted as knowing look between RTD and the Whovians tuning in). Clunking great lady-cybers do not class as subtle.
72	* Someone brandishes an impressive weapon (Owen’s not included!) in a montage.
73	* During any montage.
74	* Jack stands on a rooftop
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76	Whole bottle:
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78	* The Torchwood Blimp takes its inaugural flight
79	* Weevil gives Jack a knowing look
80	* Little man from office in Glasgow pops in and after thirty minutes learns the art of the knowing look and leaves to go and grow his own little nest of iniquity in the windy Scottish highlands.
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82	[[BrainBleach Drink the entire case when:]]
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84	* Jack shags the Weevil
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86	——————————————————————————–
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88	Drink the entire bottle if:
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90	* A homosexual snog (other than Jack/Ianto) occurs under no alien influence whatsoever.
91	* Harkness says “What?” in response to his co-workers’ incomprehensible Welsh accents.
92	* The severed hand crawls into someone’s pants with the intention of committing an obscene act.
93	* A member of the Royal Family guest stars as a werewolf.
94	* Harkness shags a sheep.
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96
97	What about drinking when:
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99	* Owen wears his white coat.
100	* Tosh says/does something that makes her look really uncool and then tries to act normal.
101	* Some unsuspecting soon-to-be victim does something really stupid (generally near the beginning of the episode).
102	* We see a scene featuring the Torchwood crew chilling together in the bat-cave.
103	* Gwen starts worrying about her relationship with Rhys.
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105	Finish the bottle when:
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107	* We see someone’s bare bottom (be honest – it’s only a matter of time).

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