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1How do you make an extremely difficult game even more difficult? By getting increasingly intoxicated while trying to beat it! Be careful not to die in real life.
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3* Take a ''lick'' every time you die.
4** Take another if it was caused by a trap.
5* Down a six pack when you beat the game.
6** Call an ambulance in advance if you [[spoiler:[[KaizoTrap get killed]] [[PressXToNotDie during the ending]]]]. You know what to do afterwards.
7* Take a drink when you notice a reference.
8* Take a drink everytime a spike shoots upward or downward. Take another if it happens more than once in the same room. Take another if the spike shoots off in a different direction than what it's pointing at.
9** You'll be dead by the end of the first area at that rate.
10* Take a drink every time a Delicious Fruit falls up.
11* Take a drink every time [[NonStandardGameOver a different game over tune plays]].
12* Take a drink every time you enter a boss arena.
13** Take another if it begins with the Kid initiating dialogue with the boss.
14** Down the whole bottle and throw it at the nearest person to [[DrowningMySorrows kill all possible embarrassment]] if you die from [[spoiler:Dracula's [[ImprovisedWeapon Wine]] [[KilledMidSentence Glass]] [[ThatOneAttack Death]] [[PressXToNotDie Toss]] attack. Holy crap that comes out of nowhere.]]
15* Take a drink when [[spoiler:the [[FissionMailed fake]] [[InterfaceSpoiler error message]] appears.]]
16** Take an additional one if [[spoiler:it doesn't fool you because you're using a different OS, or XP but with a different language or theme.]]
17*** Drain the glass in shame if, despite the previous condition, it still manages to kill you.

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