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2	[[caption-width-right:251:[[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal WHERE ARE HIS PANTS?!]] SHIELD YOUR EYES, EVERYONE! [[NoOSHACompliance OSHA Requirement]] under {{Rule 34}}!]]
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4	You want to know what's NotSafeForWork? This entire site, you, {{your mom}}, this entire freakin' planet! If you have a dirty enough mind, then everything is SickAndWrong! I hope you can stomach life now!
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6	If you're wondering what the hell this page is, so am I. I honestly don't know. It's basically chaos, so go find a different page if this is too chaotic. Or you can stay if you like chaotic things. Because personally, I don't know what this is!
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8	God, ThinkOfTheChildren
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10	!!Examples
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12	[[AC: AnimatedFilms]]
13	* ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2'': After a failed attempt to toss Hiccup off a cliff, Hiccup and Toothless get into a intense fight wherein Toothless begins to viciously attempt to poke Hiccup eyes out! Now this is bad enough, but his anger cools, and he tries to french kiss Hiccup! [[https://youtu.be/MV4lvgf0DII?t=27 Seen here. GOD!]]
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15	[[AC: VideoGame/EdEddNEddyTheMisEdventures]]
16	* One level has Ed becoming a nudist. Shudders
17	* Level [[OverNineThousand 123,435,654,645]] has Jimmy saying that he's gay. To no one's surprise.
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19	[[AC:VideoGames]]
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21	* Does VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing count, for being so WINNER?
22	** Only if VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames count for being so DINNER.
23	* [[VideoGame/DonPachi Hi]][[TrueFinalBoss bachi]].
24	* VideoGame/NekoAtsume has cat butts! Goddamn CAT BUTTS!
25	* [[Franchise/SuperMario Bowser]] is practically running around naked all the time. And so is his son! For shame!
26	* VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog and his male friends wears nothing but gloves and shoes while [[PantslessMalesFullyDressedFemales the girls do wear clothing]], teaching boys to be streakers! Also, Amy stalks Sonic and always tries to {{Glomp}} him. Isn't that sexual harassment? [[labelnote:Wait a minute...]] Sonic had a [[WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM chipmunk girlfriend]]? Why does she go around dressed... just like the ''[[OneOfTheBoys guys]]''? The sacred ''Sonic'' dress code... oh no, she desecrated the sacred dress code. No, no, [[RapidFireNo nonononono]], this isn't happening, this isn't real. No girl has ever been naked like the boys! That chipmunk girl's just a [[DudeLooksLikeALady really effeminate guy]], right? Right?! She can't be a -- [[OhCrap oh fuck]], ''she really is a girl''. Not possible, not possible, [[MadnessMantra not possible]], sh-she shouldn't exist, [[LaughingMad heh heh,]] she shouldn't exist at all! [[SanitySlippage Why does she exist?!]] ''What kind of God allows this mistake to exist?!'' '''''Nothing is sacred anymore, EVERYTHING IS A LIE!! [[GoMadFromTheRevelation AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]''''' -- [[MoodWhiplash oh wait]], she's [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics not naked anymore]]. Ah, thank goodness the balance has been restored... but how dare she teach girls to shamlessly bare their midriffs? Don't they know they can catch a cold if your stomach gets cold?![[/labelnote]]
27	* ''Franchise/{{Splatoon}}'' involves [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles tentacles]], so it ''basically'' already counts as {{hentai}}. But what's more, these tentacled children are running around '''''squirting''''' each other with their '''''bodily fluids!'''''
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29	[[AC:WesternAnimation]]
30	* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'' has episode 3, while Chris is giving the recap, he says that Ezekiel was voted off for sexist comments. Why is this NSFW? '''''BECAUSE CHRIS SAID "SEXIST", A WORD THAT HAS "SEX" IN IT!'''''
31	** Oh, and there's that super secret missing episode where the entrire cast, even new characters, show up in the nude uncensored, made just to piss off the censors.
32	** See [[http://totaldramaisland.wikia.com/wiki/File:Djandgeoff.png this]]? That is 100% proof that Geoff is gay for DJ. It is ''totally'' what it looks like. Yeah.
33	* The only episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' downloadable for the atari 666, because Bart Simpson moons the audience.
34	** And no, that scene in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie'' doesn't count. Because Bart really had something on him that looked like a penis, but was not. How is this true? Because Bart is really a girl. The last episode says that In a NSFW fashion. Despite being NSFW, It is not an example.
35	* WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb: a lot of this especially Isabella who is a psycho who [[StalkerWithACrush does anything just to show ]] everyone how much she's obsessed with Phineas
36	** Phineas gets a boner when he finds out that Isabella understands trebuchet mechanics.
37	* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': The entire show. Why you ask? Because nopony wears clothes. Not even the all-female mane cast!
38	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'': I can't believe that Squidward is not wearing a pants in a kids show!
39	** And Spongebob ripped his pants in one episode! How disgusting.
40	* He's not the only one, Dudley doesn't wear pants in ''WesternAnimation/TUFFPuppy'', where almost more people wear pants.
41	* Similarly, Rocko from ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' doesn't wear pants, despite other characters wearing pants.
42	* The number of times I have heard words like ''SEX''ism, ''VIOLATED'' or the two main characters being naked in ''WesternAnimation/TheCrampTwins'' is too much. How dare they?
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44	[[AC: Administrivia/ThisTroper]]
45	* I've got man parts and you're reading this!
46	** Or do you?
47	** For that matter, am I really reading this?
48	** You want to know what's worse? I... have... [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey breasts!]]
49	*** Are they moobs though? That would arguably make it even ''more'' NSFW. Please, think of the children.
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51	[[AC:Real Life]]
52	* Averted in Real Life
53	* Averted by any of the cool jobs. Apparently you can have porn wallpaper.
54	* If anything were Not Safe For Work, why do we allow people who do it to have any jobs? Clearly the fact that we don't have 24/7 surveillance of people to make sure they aren't doing anything Not Safe For Work means that ''everything'' is safe for work!

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