| 1 | Some songs [[IntercourseWithYou are about sex]]. In fact, a lot of them are. Many don't even make an effort to hide that fact. |
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| 3 | But surely, not ''all'' songs are like that! A lot of songs are still perfectly innocent and have no sexual symbolism, right? Right?? |
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| 5 | Not here! On this page, [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Everyone Is Your Mom In Bed]]. Or they're about [[DrunkenSong drinking]] or [[DrugsAreGood doing drugs]]. |
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| 7 | So, go ahead. Abuse AccidentalInnuendo 'til it's a pile of dirt, corrupt some perfectly innocent songs and show us how perverted your mind is. |
| 8 | |
| 9 | Guideline: if a song is blatantly obvious or confirmed to be about sex, it goes in IntercourseWithYou. But if it's still debatable, it goes here. |
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| 11 | * In an inversion of this trope, anything by the band Music/AnalCunt is actually a reference to going to church and Bible study. |
| 12 | * "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is actually a metaphor for [[TheLoinsSleepTonight a guy who can't get it up during sex]]. It also explains why the lion sleeps near the quiet village. |
| 13 | * ''Music/BornToRun'' by Bruce Springsteen. Just look at the lyrics! If the whole "riding by night" thing doesn't give it away, he totally blows it with "Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend / I want to guard your dreams and visions / Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims / And strap your hands across my engines" |
| 14 | * "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul. "[[SomethingElseAlsoRises Straight up now]], tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Or am I just caught in [[SexForSolace a hit and run]]?" |
| 15 | * The "Hokey Pokey". You put your ''whole self in''. You take your ''whole self out''. You put your ''whole self in''. And you ''shake it. All. About." You can replace this with pretty much [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything any body part]]. |
| 16 | * "And They Call It Puppy Love" promotes bestiality. |
| 17 | * What does "Baby Love" promote? |
| 18 | * "Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Byrds. It's a list of euphemisms for different sexual positions to try. |
| 19 | * Music/{{DragonForce}}. All their songs are about kinky sex: |
| 20 | ** "Through the Fire and the Flames". Let's see: "We're free before the thunderstorm. On towards the wilderness our quest carries on." So you get lots of chicks and have wild kinky sex with them. We don't need to hear the details! And the title is even about when you get rashes from the nasty ones! |
| 21 | ** "Fury of the Storm"? The storm is ''his penis.'' |
| 22 | ** And "Scars of Yesterday" is about... [[RapeAsDrama oh, wait...]] |
| 23 | * ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'': |
| 24 | ** "Masquerade" is all about kinky role-playing. |
| 25 | ** "The Point Of No Return" has some of the least subtle metaphors for sex ''ever''. |
| 26 | ** I think we all know what "The Music of the Night" is supposed to be. |
| 27 | * Music/DaftPunk: |
| 28 | ** "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". ...C'mon. With a title like that, it's almost TOO easy. |
| 29 | ** Also, "Get Lucky". |
| 30 | * Music/{{Queen}}: |
| 31 | ** "Pain Is So Close to Pleasure" is about BDSM, of course! |
| 32 | ** And don't forget "Bohemian Rhapsody". Oedipal S&M, ahoy! Probably RACK, too - "spare him his life"? |
| 33 | ** "Bicycle Race" was sung by Music/FreddieMercury. Think about it. ''[[UsefulNotes/{{Bisexual}} Bi]]''cycle. "I want to ride my bicycle." Can I be more clear? |
| 34 | * Keeping on the subject of BDSM, Music/PearlJam's "Whipping" should be obvious. |
| 35 | * Music/BillyIdol: |
| 36 | ** "White Wedding": the singer's sister commits some serious BrotherSisterIncest, gets pregnant, and is forced into a ShotgunWedding with the singer... who is quite looking forward to "start again." |
| 37 | ** "Dancing With Myself" is obviously about masturbation. |
| 38 | * Gerard [=McMann=]'s "Cry Little Sister" (the theme from ''The Lost Boys'') is also about BrotherSisterIncest. The ''title'' alone is a dead giveaway! |
| 39 | * The supposedly sweet father/daughter country song "I Loved Her First" is about [[ParentalIncest a father secretly pining for his newlywed daughter.]] |
| 40 | * Music/GreenDay's "Bouldevard of Broken Dreams" is about the despair of long haul, no-end-in-sight solo love. |
| 41 | * The theme song from ''Series/DoctorWho'' is one big synthesized version of sounds people make during sex. |
| 42 | * "Mary had a little lamb". Mary's "little lamb" could be a metaphor for an illegitimate child that Mary, a teenage girl, tries to keep a secret ([[ValuesDissonance that was verboten a few centuries ago]]), until she has to bring it with her to school one day for some reason, when the teacher figures it out, and puts the baby outside and shames Mary in front of everyone. |
| 43 | * Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" is all about anal sex. Considering the original title was "Brown-Skinned Girl," it could be a Cleveland Steamer |
| 44 | * Music/{{War|Band}}'s "Low Rider". |
| 45 | --> ''All my friends know the low rider\ |
| 46 | The low rider is a little higher\ |
| 47 | Yeah\ |
| 48 | The low rider drives a little slower\ |
| 49 | Low rider is a real goer\ |
| 50 | Hey'' |
| 51 | * Music/TheResidents: |
| 52 | ** "Possessions" is blatantly about masturbation: |
| 53 | ---> ''Some are into silver\ |
| 54 | Some are into gold''\ |
| 55 | '''''Some are into having\ |
| 56 | Something nice to hold''''' |
| 57 | ** And so is "Handful of Desire": |
| 58 | --->''Sinews crackled in the heat of noonday's raptured thrill,\ |
| 59 | A moisture-laden, syncopated, automated drill,\ |
| 60 | A handful of desirous needs that's much too soon fulfilled.'' |
| 61 | * Music/RedHotChiliPeppers' "Californication" is quite clearly about wet dreams. |
| 62 | --> ''Dream of Cali'''''fornication'''..." |
| 63 | * MIA's song "Bamboo Banga" is blatantly about the fetishization of the giant panda. |
| 64 | * "Ridin'" by Music/{{Chamillionaire}} is about him being accused of having sex while driving ("Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty"). |
| 65 | * "Real Emotion" from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' is clearly about a woman who frequently fantasizes about sex losing her virginity. |
| 66 | --> ''But the things I've seen\ |
| 67 | in those hazy dreams\ |
| 68 | Can't compare to what I'm seeing now\ |
| 69 | Everything's so different\ |
| 70 | That it brings me to my knees'' |
| 71 | * Music/AliceInChains: |
| 72 | ** "Down in a Hole". The title couldn't make it any more obvious. |
| 73 | --->''Down in a hole, feeling so small'' |
| 74 | --->''Oh, I want to be inside of you...'' |
| 75 | ** "Man in the Box". That title alone should be indicative enough. |
| 76 | * Music/StoneTemplePilots: |
| 77 | ** "Big Bang Baby". It's a Big Bang alright. |
| 78 | ** "Dead and Bloated" is about a guy who [[TheLoinsSleepTonight can't get hard]]. |
| 79 | --->''Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural\ |
| 80 | I feel I've come of age\ |
| 81 | When she peeks I start to run'' |
| 82 | * "I can feel it in the way your blood and heart beats"? "Or is it in the way your body moves"? Yeah, Coheed and Cambria's "Ten Speed" starts out bad and just gets worse. Which would make it the only sex song ever to also be about a talking bicycle. [[MindScrew Don't ask.]] |
| 83 | * "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello is about a guy who has a {{fetish}} for the color purple, and he's trying to convince his lover to wear purple in order to satisfy his fetish. Meaning that she, too, will develop a fetish for wearing purple to complement his, and will unable to be satisfied with a partner unless she does. |
| 84 | --> ''Start Wearing Purple, wearing purple! (lalalalala)\ |
| 85 | Start Wearing Purple for me noooooow!!\ |
| 86 | All your sanity and wits--they all will vanish:\ |
| 87 | It's just a matter of time!'' |
| 88 | * "Everybody to the Limit" from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''... Let's see, "Everybody to the limit"? "Everybody come on fhqwhgads"?. Yup, clearly about bukkake. |
| 89 | * Music/CrowdedHouse: |
| 90 | ** "Left Hand" is definitely about masturbation. ''Left hand wants to know what the right hand's doing...'' |
| 91 | ** One of their songs is called "When You Come"...'Nuff said. |
| 92 | * Music/{{Madonna}}: |
| 93 | ** "Sooner Or Later" is obviously a rape anthem: "Sooner or later you're gonna be mine"? "Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide"? "The more you resist, babe, the more it excites me"? No, Madonna! Bad touch! |
| 94 | ** "Like a Prayer" is a fairly obvious reference to oral sex - "down on my knees, I wanna take you there"? "In the midnight hour, I can feel your power"? I'll bet she can. |
| 95 | ** The "guy with a huge penis" interpretation of "Like a Virgin", famously endorsed by Quentin Tarantino. |
| 96 | * Music/WithinTemptation: |
| 97 | ** "Angels" is about a guy who called the police when the lead singer tried to rape him. |
| 98 | ** "Memories" is about remembering how awesome sex with some dude was before he died. [[{{Squick}} And how awesome it was after he died.]] |
| 99 | ** "The Swan Song" is about necrophilia and incest... all at once! |
| 100 | ** "All I Need" is about how the lead singer is horny. Very, very horny. |
| 101 | ** "Our Solemn Hour" is about how a girl who's trying to get over her BDSM fetish, and failing miserably. With a small dose of GratuitousLatin. |
| 102 | ** "Jillian" - see "Memories", only without the squick-tastic part. |
| 103 | * "A Whole New World" from ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' - "Over, sideways and under, on a magic carpet ride..." "Magic carpet ride" indeed. There's also this: |
| 104 | -->''A whole new world\ |
| 105 | A new fantastic point of view\ |
| 106 | No one to tell us no\ |
| 107 | Or where to go\ |
| 108 | Or say we're only dreaming'' |
| 109 | * "WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast" is about people coming to terms with their sexual fetishes and their partners learning to enjoy them. "Both a little scared, neither one prepared." |
| 110 | * "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain". "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes"... and the bit about "riding six white horses when she comes" doesn't help. Well, it would be a bumpy ride going up a mountain... mmm. |
| 111 | * Music/{{Radiohead}}: |
| 112 | ** "Anyone Can Play Guitar" is about posing as a rockstar to get laid. |
| 113 | ---> Grow my hair, grow my hair I am Jim Morrison\ |
| 114 | Grow my hair, I wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Jim Morrison'' |
| 115 | ** "Let Down" could easily be interpreted as being about people in shitty relationships with rare sexual activity, and disappointing sex when it actually does happen getting disenchanted about their day-in, day-out lifestyle and "clinging onto bottles" (i.e. getting drunk/turning alcoholic) because of it all. |
| 116 | ---> ''Transport, motorways and tramlines\ |
| 117 | Starting and then stopping\ |
| 118 | Taking off and landing\ |
| 119 | The emptiest of feelings\ |
| 120 | Disappointed people, clinging onto bottles\ |
| 121 | And when it comes it's so, so disappointing'' |
| 122 | ** "High and Dry" ...Nuff said. |
| 123 | ** "Nude" is about how everyone just wants to bone Thom and the band is sick of it... or are they? |
| 124 | ** "Kid A" is about luring rats and kids to your apartment and screwing them in the shadows at the end of your bed and then brainwashing them to follow you out of town. Whoa, shit, that is wrong. |
| 125 | * Jason Steele's "Put a Banana in Your Ear". Because there's totally more than two orifices on the body. |
| 126 | * "Waltzing Matilda" is about the great Australian pastime out doing it outdoors. With sheep. Wait a sec... |
| 127 | * "Good Vibrations," by Music/TheBeachBoys. Sweet, vaguely suggestive love song? Nope. It's about the colorful vibrator she wears, and the excitations it gives them. Gotta keep those loving good vibrations happening with her. |
| 128 | * Music/TheBeatles: |
| 129 | ** "Come Together" is about a gay threesome with John, George and Ringo. The song is John's taunt to Paul for not joining in. |
| 130 | --->''He say "I know you, you know me"\ |
| 131 | One thing I can tell you is you got to be free\ |
| 132 | Come together right now over me'' |
| 133 | ** "Revolution 9" is about all kinds of things, S&M, utter hedonism, everything. "If...if you become naked...block that kick, block that kick! They all knew that as time went by, they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower...RIDE! RIDE! RIIIDE!" |
| 134 | ** "If I Needed Someone" is ''definitely'' about a friends with benefits relationship. |
| 135 | * There's a song about someone with a voice like whispering wind seducing a lesbian by pointing out that yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on, since sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. You know, [[Creator/RolfHarris lots of words have two meanings...like the word]] "[[UsefulNotes/{{Bisexual}} buy]]," and it's whispered that soon when we all call the tune the pipe blowers will lead us to reason. He eventually caused a bustle in her hedgerow, and now, as we men wind along the road [[SomethingElseAlsoRises our shadows taller than our souls]], there walks a lady we all know! She's bi in the [[Music/LedZeppelin stairway to Heaven]]! |
| 136 | * "Come On, Get Higher" by Matt Nathanson is about oral sex: |
| 137 | --> ''So come on get higher, loosen my lips\ |
| 138 | Faith and desire and the swing of your hips\ |
| 139 | Pull me down hard, and drown me in love...'' |
| 140 | * "Old [=MacDonald=]". The song is about a revolting old man who has to resort to bestiality to get some, all while uttering a strange chant. |
| 141 | * Music/LadyGaga's "Poker Face" is about DullSurprise during the act. (It's actually about her bisexuality.) |
| 142 | * "Eye of the Tiger" refers to ejaculation and the opening of the [[CensoredForComedy GIGANTIC TAGER!]][[spoiler: "Eye of" as in "Eye of the needle" etc. in case the joke flew over your head.]] |
| 143 | * Here's a fun game anyone can play. Just turn to a random song on your mp3 player, and then simply add "during sex" to the end of the title! (And for a fun twist, you can also add "''except'' during sex"!) |
| 144 | ** "Janie's Got A Gun During Sex"? [[{{Squick}} Uhh...]] |
| 145 | ** "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Versus Rival During Sex]]"? |
| 146 | ** "[[Music/DepecheMode Suffer Well]] During Sex"? (Someone is clearly into UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}}) |
| 147 | ** "[[Music/{{Kesha}} Tik Tok]] [[WhyAmITicking During Sex]]?" That might not [[OutWithABang end well]]... |
| 148 | ** "Won't Get Fooled Again During Sex" |
| 149 | ** "Every Breath You Take During Sex" actually makes sense! |
| 150 | ** "[[Music/TransSiberianOrchestra Another Way You Can Die]] [[OutWithABang During Sex]]"? |
| 151 | ** "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked During Sex!" X) |
| 152 | ** "[[{{Music/Gorillaz}} superfast jellyfish]] during sex" O_O What.The.Hell... |
| 153 | ** "[[Music/{{Japan}} Gentlemen Take Polaroids]] During Sex"? I'm starting to have second thoughts about being turned on by David Sylvian's devilish smoothness. Guess I'll switch to Mick Karn's incredibly elastic fingers... |
| 154 | ** "[[Music/{{Cascada}} Dream On Dreamer]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa During Sex]]"? |
| 155 | ** "[[Music/TaylorSwift You Belong With Me]] [[MindScrew Except During Sex]]"? |
| 156 | ** "[[Music/TaylorSwift Sparks Fly]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm During Sex]]?" |
| 157 | ** "[[Music/JohannSebastianBach Cello Suite no. 7]] [[FlatWhat During Sex]]"? |
| 158 | ** "Sarah Smiles During Sex"? |
| 159 | ** "[[Music/LaRoux Bulletproof]] During Sex"? |
| 160 | ** "OneWingedAngel During Sex"? Could be NightmareFuel... |
| 161 | ** "[[Music/{{PearlJam}} Spin The Black Circle]] During Sex"? |
| 162 | ** "[[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo Shoot The Zombies]] During Sex" - quite the thrill, eh? |
| 163 | ** "[[Music/{{Nightwish|Band}} 10th Man Down]] During Sex"? That's one violent orgy. |
| 164 | ** "[[Music/AnalCunt I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis During Sex]]"? Well... |
| 165 | ** "[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Open your Heart]] during sex?" Not sure if romantic, or {{Squick}}... |
| 166 | ** "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Giggle At The Ghosties]] During Sex"... |
| 167 | ** "[[Music/BobMarley I Shot the Sheriff]] During [[HoYay Sex]]"? |
| 168 | ** "[[Music/{{Disturbed}} Ten Thousand Fists]] During Sex"? Wow. |
| 169 | ** "[[Music/GodspeedYouBlackEmperor Mladic]] During Sex". [[FanDisservice OH GOD NO.]] |
| 170 | ** "[[Music/KatyPerry I Kissed a Girl]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot During Sex]]"? |
| 171 | ** "[[Music/{{Queen}} Who Wants To Live Forever]] During Sex"? |
| 172 | ** "[[Music/{{CHVRCHES}} The Mother We Share]] [[ParentalIncest During Sex]]". Uhhhh...anybody getting any "[[Music/{{Tool}} Prison Sex]]" vibes from this? |
| 173 | ** "[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight EMIYA]] During Sex"? [[MemeticMutation GAR]]tastic, and there ''are'' '''many blades'''. |
| 174 | ** "[[Music/{{Gorillaz}} November Has Come]] During Sex". Huehuehuehue. |
| 175 | ** "[[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart]] During Sex". What? |
| 176 | ** "[[Music/PearlJam Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town]] During Sex". No words needed. |
| 177 | ** "[[Music/PearlJam Green Disease]] During Sex". Erm... Never mind. |
| 178 | ** "[[Music/PearlJam Push Me, Pull Me]] During Sex" actually makes sense |
| 179 | ** "[[Music/{{Debauchery}} Kill, Maim, Burn]] During Sex". Well then. |
| 180 | ** "[[Music/{{Radiohead}} Creep]] During Sex". Seems about right. |
| 181 | ** "[[Music/KylieMinogue Can't Get You Outta My Head]] Except During Sex". That's harsh... |
| 182 | ** Music/KimWilde's "You Came During Sex". You don't say... |
| 183 | ** “[[Music/LadyGaga Do What U Want]] Except During Sex.” Well, to be fair, would YOU want Music/RKelly to [[MemeticMolester do what he wants with your body]]? |
| 184 | ** "[[Music/OingoBoingo Little Girls]] [[PedoHunt During Sex]]"... oh ''jeez''. |
| 185 | ** "[[Music/CabaretVoltaire Expect Nothing]] During Sex" could refer to sex phenomenally bad enough to lead someone to becoming a StrawNihilist... or just a warning to prepare for [[IKEAErotica particularly uneventful sex]]. |
| 186 | * Music/IronMaiden's "Bring your daughter to the slaughter" is about taking a girl's anal virginity. With lyrics like "bite the pillow", "unlock your back door" etc. It's clear this is what they had in mind. |
| 187 | * "O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!" Unfortunately, the third verse is pedo for the Baby Jesus (note the words "morning" and "glory"): |
| 188 | --> Yea, Lord, we greet Thee,\ |
| 189 | Born this happy morning,\ |
| 190 | Jesus, to Thee be all glory given'' |
| 191 | * "Joy to the World": (Note: One theory as to why "heart-shaped" does not refer to the shape of an actual blood-pumping organ is that the Valentine heart originated as a vulva reference.) |
| 192 | --> ''Joy to the world! The Lord is come;\ |
| 193 | Let earth receive her King;\ |
| 194 | Let every heart prepare him room,'' |
| 195 | : Loud enough to echo, judging by the second verse: |
| 196 | --> ''While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains\ |
| 197 | Repeat the sounding joy,'' |
| 198 | : The third verse suggests that He considers girls old enough at their first period: |
| 199 | --> ''He comes to make His blessings [i.e. semen] flow\ |
| 200 | Far as the curse [i.e. menstruation] is found,'' |
| 201 | * Music/OwlCity: |
| 202 | ** "Fireflies" by is about a man frantically masturbating after his girlfriend left him. You will never hear the song the same way again. |
| 203 | ** "Good Time" is about sex unless otherwise proven. |
| 204 | * "Witch Doctor" by David Seville and The Chipmunks is about date rape. The singer asks the witch doctor how to get the girl he loves; the doctor's reply of "Ooh, eee, ooh, aah aah!" is what the girl would cry out while being assaulted. And she loved it, too. That's what the witch doctor told the guy to say... |
| 205 | * Music/TheWho's "Won't Get Fooled Again". A man picks up an attractive girl in a bar, brings her back to his place, only to discover (as he undresses her) that "she" is actually a man. Now, feeling conflicted about his sexuality, he's considering a sex change operation. ("The change, it had to come ... we knew it all along.") Things got worse when he tried to pick up a cute guy at a gay bar, got him home, and found out this one was a butch lesbian. He can no longer tell which gender is which, or who is who, and every time he's in the mood for oral sex, he has to "get on his knees, and pray we don't get fooled again." |
| 206 | * A lot of Music/{{ABBA}} songs, such as "Mamma Mia" and "Waterloo" could be interpreted as either date rape or [[PowerPerversionPotential well-applied]] MindControl. |
| 207 | * Quite a few of Music/{{Skillet}}'s earlier releases seem to have a double meaning of [[GodIsLoveSongs worshiping God]] and either intimate sex or kinky fetishes. Talk about [[HoYay loving Christ...]] Specifically, [[ObligatoryBondageSong "Kill Me, Heal Me"]]. ''How can I scream/ When the pain is such a release?'' is probably the most blatant line. This is a ChristianRock band... |
| 208 | * Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons: |
| 209 | ** "Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)" is about a couple who goes to a "[[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy party]]" with fifteen other people, and while there the singer's girlfriend shacks up with some other guy, which (for some arbitrary reason, given where they are at the moment) pisses the singer off. He just leaves them be to get it on. "Remember, if he ever leaves you ''high and dry''." |
| 210 | ** Their song "Grease" is an ode to anal sex. Both the title and the line "Grease is the word" are clearly references to KY Jelly. |
| 211 | * Sheryl Crow's "If It Makes You Happy" is actually a rapist talking to his victim afterwards, inferring that she enjoyed it. |
| 212 | * "Let Me Be Your Song", the theme song of the Minstrels on ''Series/FraggleRock''. Tell me this doesn't sound like IntercourseWithYou: |
| 213 | --> ''Play me high, play me low\ |
| 214 | Play me where the wild wind's blowin'\ |
| 215 | Play me wide, play me long\ |
| 216 | Play me for your song\ |
| 217 | I said one, two, play me do\ |
| 218 | Let me sound as sweet as you\ |
| 219 | Play me wide, play me long\ |
| 220 | Let me be your song...'' |
| 221 | * The first ''Anime/RozenMaiden'' intro song is about erotic bondage. What else would require someone to kneel and lick the bitter drops of love while wearing a collar made of roses and biting a silver chain? |
| 222 | * Music/TheFugees' "Killing Me Softly": "I prayed that he would [[DoubleEntendre finish]], but he just kept right on strumming my [[UnusualEuphemism pain]] with his fingers..." |
| 223 | * Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine's "Girl With One Eye": "I said, hey, girl with one eye, get your filthy fingers out of my pie". |
| 224 | * "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" from ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' is a song about how sex feels. It's even in the title! |
| 225 | * Music/GwenStefani's "Hollaback Girl" is about a scat fetishist ("Uh huh, this my shit") who hears rumors that she's [[TheImmodestOrgasm loud during sex]]. So to get revenge and prove she's not that easy to please, she invites all the girls' boyfriends to a group sex session ("All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one/ So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all/ Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you"). And do I really need to [[EroticEating explain the bananas]]? |
| 226 | * Buckwheat Boyz' "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is about anal sex. The singer wants to combine his sticky, gelatinous "Jelly" in his "Baseball bat" with the participant's thick, brown "Peanut butter". He encourages the listeners to "freestyle your style," meaning experiment with different sex acts and positions at home. |
| 227 | * [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney the Dinosaur]]'s "I Love You" is actually about a polygamous pedophile cult ("I love you/ you love me/ we're a happy family"). The use of "love" here is meant to invoke both the idea of romantic love and the euphemism "Make love" in order to confuse the victims. After the traumatizing incident, the cult leader forces the victims to say they love their aggressor to brainwash them into claiming the act was consensual ("Won't you say you love me too?") |
| 228 | * "Pop Goes The Weasel". It's clear as day. |
| 229 | * "The More We Get Together" is about orgies. |
| 230 | * "Open your Heart" by Crush 40 is a song about some guy holding out for the [[ImmodestOrgasm big climax.]] The chorus pretty much gives it away: |
| 231 | -->''Can't hold on much longer, but I will never let go!\ |
| 232 | I know this is a one way track, tell me how long this will last!'' |
| 233 | * Music/TheProtomen's "Light Up the Night" is about a gay couple who have trouble with their sex lives. The title says it all, really. |
| 234 | * "I Love You This Big" by Scotty [=McCreery=] my is really the narrator bragging about [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the size of his penis]]. |
| 235 | %%* Pick a song by Music/{{Skrillex}}. Any song by Skrillex. |
| 236 | * ''{{Theatre/Wicked}}'': "Defying Gravity" is about [[SomethingElseAlsoRises something rising]]. "The Wizard and I", "Dancing Through Life", "Something Bad"... it's all pretty obvious. The exception, oddly enough, is "What is this Feeling?" |
| 237 | * "Old [=MacDonald=] Had a Farm" is about bestiality. On this farm he ''had'' a sheep, EE-I-EE-I-Oh god I can't believe they teach this to children. |
| 238 | * "Temporal Shenanigans" from ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'''s album "coloUrs and mayhem: Universe A" is about Aradia's sex life as she regains her body. |
| 239 | * "You've Got A Friend In Me" from ''Franchise/ToyStory'' is clearly about swingers. |
| 240 | * ''Theatre/LesMiserables'': "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables" is about a man missing his gay friends who would let him watch. |
| 241 | * "Somewhere Out There" is about a [[BrotherSisterIncest brother and sister pining for each other]]. |
| 242 | * Music/FaithHill's "Sunshine and Summertime" is about [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy orgies]] ("Hey everybody, can't you feel the rhythm now? Hey everybody, don't you want to party?") and [[{{Polyamory}} swinging]] ("New friends and blue skies that never end."). |
| 243 | * "Let It Go" from ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''. Some think "Love is an Open Door" might also apply. |
| 244 | * K.T. Oslin: |
| 245 | ** Contrary to popular belief, "Wall Of Tears" is ''not'' about a woman with a broken heart. It's actually a metaphor for a lonely, horny woman who's [[IllBeInMyBunk going to spend all night pleasuring herself]]. |
| 246 | ** "I'll Always Come Back" is about she and her partner having simultaneous orgasms and especially her experiencing female ejaculation. |
| 247 | ** "Feed a Hungry Heart" is about a woman whose partner has tied her spread eagle onto a table, and he's making a whipped cream bikini on her naked body. |
| 248 | * "Electric Eye" by Music/JudasPriest is about a [[ThePeepingTom peeping Tom]]. |
| 249 | * Of course "One" by Three Dog Night is about masturbation. |
| 250 | * Music/RebaMcEntire's "(You Lift Me) Up To Heaven" is about a woman and her partner [[ButLiquorIsQuicker smoking pot before they have sex]] . |
| 251 | * "Love Train" by The O'Jays is about a big [[EveryoneIsBi bisexual orgy]]. |
| 252 | * "[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Red Like Roses (Part 1)]]" is about virginal blood. Clearly. |
| 253 | * Music/KatyPerry's "Firework". Make them go "[[TheImmodestOrgasm oh oh oh]]." |
| 254 | * Music/{{Hanson}}'s "[=MMMbop=]" is a gay sex song. |
| 255 | * "Dancing In The Streets" by Martha and the Vandellas is about everybody having [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces sex in public]] and people of [[PrimalScene all ages]] being able to see it. |
| 256 | * You won't believe how lewd-minded creators of kid shows are... |
| 257 | ** ''Anime/SonicX'''s intro? "Gotta go fast! Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster, faster faster-faster-faster / Don't think, don't blink, just go go go go go-go-go-go-go-go"... |
| 258 | ** ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'''s intro is about experiencing an orgy. "Adventure time! Come on, grab your friends, we're going to very distant lands..." |
| 259 | ** ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePony'''s intro is about helping your friends out sexually. "Won't you share this magic with me?" |
| 260 | ** ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'': "It's gonna get a little weird, gonna get a little wild [...] I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies"...seems to be about two gays getting it on. |
| 261 | * All of Music/{{Sabaton}}'s songs are [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQva6Vy1WqI actually about Joakim's penis]]. |
| 262 | * Both "Chains" and "Hurt Me Bad (In A Real Good Way)" by Music/PattyLoveless are [[ObligatoryBondageSong obligatory bondage songs]]. |
| 263 | * Music/{{ACDC}}'s "Big Balls" is about impressing and [[ButLiquorIsQuicker seducing women with]] cocaine. Eight balls, specifically. |
| 264 | * "Faster Gun" by Music/LittleBigTown is about [[SpeedSex premature ejaculation]]. |
| 265 | * "Old Dirt Road" by Music/JohnLennon is about anal sex. |
| 266 | * "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia is a narrative from a rape victim's point of view. "I'm cold and I'm ashamed, lying naked on the floor..." |
| 267 | * "I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Music/ShaniaTwain is about planning to rape someone. |
| 268 | * "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Music/LeAnnRimes is also about planning to rape someone. |
| 269 | * "Willie And The Hand Jive" by Johnny Otis is about a [[SelfAbuse chronic masturbator]]. |
| 270 | * {{Music/Slipknot}}: |
| 271 | ** "Spit it Out" is clearly about spitting the cum out of your mouth. |
| 272 | ** "Custer" is about some very kinky UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}}: 'cut, cut, cut me up and [[ClusterFBomb fuck, fuck, fuck me up']] |
| 273 | * "The Right Left Hand" by Music/GeorgeJones is about receiving hand jobs. |
| 274 | * Of course, "Swingin" by John Anderson is about [[{{Polyamory}} wife swapping]]. |
| 275 | * "Runaway" by Del Shannon is about a pedophile kidnapper who is desperately searching for his latest kidnapping victim after they escaped from the sex dungeon. |
| 276 | * "Mister Sandman" by The Chordettes is about date rape drugs. Mister Sandman is a codename for date rape drugs that lonely women use on men and "the magic beam" is when the drugs begin working. |
| 277 | * "Beat it" by Music/MichaelJackson is about guys competing in a contest about who can hold out the longest during masturbation. |
| 278 | * "Television" by Cheryl Ladd's about [[YaoiFangirl a woman]] who has a [[PornStash collection]] of [[GuyOnGuyIsHot gay porn DVDs]] and she's going to [[IllBeInMyBunk binge watch]] them. |
| 279 | * "Dreams of an Absolution", [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Silver the Hedgehog]]'s ImageSong, is about him [[SexualEuphemism dreaming of an]] [[PreClimaxClimax absolution]] with someone (Hands down, {{Shipp|ing}}ers) every night just to distract him from his BadFuture. "'Cause every night I will save your life, and every night I will be with you. 'Cause every night I still lay awake and I dream of an absolution." |
| 280 | * "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is clearly about a man trying to drug and rape a woman. What else than SlippingAMickey could "Say, what’s in this drink?" possibly mean?[[note]]It's a phrase that was common in movies of the time period, but has since fallen into disuse. There's probably ''nothing'' in the drink -- the woman is just using "the alcohol made me do it" as an excuse to spend the night at a man's house unsupervised, which [[ValuesDissonance "good girls" weren't supposed to when the song was written]]. However, this doesn't rule out ''consensual'' sex...[[/note]] |
| 281 | * Music/{{Coldplay}}'s "Viva la Vida" has a line that's sung awfully like "feel the fear in my enemy's ass". Uh... |
| 282 | * The Music/CultureClub song "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" is just a ''little'' about [[ObligatoryBondageSong BDSM]], isn't it? Anyone? |
| 283 | * "The Biggest Part of Me" by Ambrosia is a song about the love between a man and his penis during the most romantic masturbation session ever. |
| 284 | * "Vacation" by The Go-Gos is an obvious SexTourism song. |
| 285 | * "Comes and Goes" by Music/ArtOfNoise is, as implied by the title, about TheCasanova who breaks off a relationship as soon as he's gotten off. It's a 1-minute instrumental, but the connotations are all ''there'', can't you see. |
| 286 | * "Inchman" by Music/JackStauber is a metaphor for a man's angst over his TeenyWeenie, and how it affects his bedroom life. |
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