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1[[quoteright:325:]]˛[[caption-width-right:325:Our hero.]]˛˛->These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.˛˛->[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer By the way, this blog is 100% real.]]˛-> '''-- Mac'''˛˛As you may know, American teenagers living in TheNewTens get bad press from pretty much everyone. The criticisms? Some complain about their attitudes and general lack of respect. Others call them illiterate and lazy. Still more cite teens' obsession with sex as the sign of a degrading society. Then, of course, you get a vocal bigoted few who simply throw their hands up in the air and blame [[HipHop Hip-Hop]].˛˛Is any of this true? Maybe. ˛˛''...Especially'' maybe if you're Bennett.˛˛What began as a low-key Website/{{Tumblr}} blog recounting the musings and misadventures of the author's young, wannabe-gangsta cousin skyrocketed to viral fame as viewers realized that Bennett's antics were a ''lot'' funnier than expected. As of early 2012, ''Texts From Bennett'' has a massive Website/{{Facebook}} and Website/{{Twitter}} following, as well as its own merchandise. You can find it [[ here.]]˛˛Now if only we could be sure whether the whole thing is made up or not...˛˛!!This work provides examples of:˛˛* BuxomIsBetter:˛-->'''Bennett:''' A bitch with out big tittys is like a [[Music/LilWayne little Wayne]] song cuz i ain’t lissenin to it…˛* EatTheDog:˛-->'''Bennett:''' i jus found a kittin do U think i cud sell dis lil mafucca to a chinesse buffay?˛* ForbiddenFruit:˛-->'''Bennett:''' i act like im a [[Music/TheJonasBrothers jonis brother]].i got a puredy ring and all deez sluts r tryen to take my virgenety˛-->...˛-->Bennett Jonis my nigga˛* GangBangers: Bennett thinks he's one of these; reality begs to differ.˛* InsaneTrollLogic˛* ZanyScheme˛----


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