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4->''Constable-frozen is the only thing that transcends all tropes.''
5-->-- '''[[http://transhumanisticpanspermia.tumblr.com/post/129552767794/constable-frozen-blog-tv-tropes transhumanisticpanspermia]]'''
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7[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/ Constable Frozen]] (Or Constable-Frozen or Constable+Frozen) is a Website/{{tumblr}} fanblog of the Academy Award winning Disney Film ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''. What sets Constable Frozen apart from other fanblogs is the poster's [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} utterly surreal]] picture edits of the Frozen cast and film. Said picture edits tend to be crossovers with other works of fiction, or jokes and memes remade with the Frozen cast.
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9Constable Frozen's debut onto Tumblr was met with concern and bemusement, as Constable Frozen's art varies from the [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/123707097668/constable-frozen-the-party-is-over-close-the perplexing]], to the [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/120417195428/v8-v8-v8 insane]] , to the [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/98559548423/chocolate disturbing]], to the very funny. This, combined with the poster's total anonymity, has made Constable Frozen into a enigma. Despite this, a dedicated fanbase has built up around Constable Frozen, with adherents praising them as a comedic genius, some going so far as to state that their work has [[FranchiseZombie redeemed the Frozen Franchise.]]
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11Constable Frozen can be found [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/ here.]] A submissions to reddit of this domain can be found [[https://www.reddit.com/domain/constable-frozen.tumblr.com/ here.]]
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14!!Works Constable Frozen has crossover-ed with Frozen:
15* Film/ThreeHundred[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/128415874293/arendelle .]]
16* WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/99411162943/a-whole-new-world .]]
17* Film/AntMan1[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/128492660238/ant-man .]]
18* Film/TheAvengers2012[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/118294807013/nick-fury .]]
19* Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/118702335993/anna-vs-hulkbuster .]]
20* Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/146899122583/elsa .]]
21* WesternAnimation/BigHero6[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/122772069108/elsa-mario .]]
22* Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/127405277273/civil-war .]]
23* Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/108364588423/anna?is_related_post=1 .]]
24* Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/85122317383/captain-anmerica .]]
25* Anime/DragonBallZ[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/118616625463/super-elsa?is_related_post=1 .]]
26* Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/121200927898/ea .]]
27* VideoGame/{{Fallout}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/124163258073/vats .]]
28* Film/FastAndFurious[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/117099152248/frozen-7 .]]
29* Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/128821896163/let-it-groot .]]
30* Film/TheHobbit[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/107017317678/the-hobbit .]]
31* WesternAnimation/InsideOut[[http://http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/129003681023/frozen-inside-out .]]
32* Film/{{Interstellar}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/121031991813/frozen .]]
33* Film/IronMan[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/96262096938/do-the-magic-do-the-magic .]]
34* Film/JamesBond[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/106229799573/bang .]]
35* Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/128040286138/road-roller .]]
36* Film/JurassicWorld[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/124135776373/stand-down .]]
37* Film/KingsmanTheSecretService[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/115680026233/kingsman-frozen-the-secret-service .]]
38* WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/113265285343/hakuna-matata .]]
39* WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/122175332743/elsa-mermaid .]]
40* Film/MadMaxFuryRoad[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/129431089978/frozen .]]
41* Film/TheMartian[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/131161437013/the-martian .]]
42* Franchise/SuperMarioBros[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/122772069108/elsa-mario .]]
43* Film/TheMatrix[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/107511626653/snowball-fight .]]
44* WesternAnimation/{{Moana}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/145861650823/moana-elsa-rapunzel .]]
45* Film/MoulinRouge[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/130206549803/anna .]]
46* Franchise/{{Naruto}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/129222242868/rasengan .]]
47* Film/PacificRim[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/86210098813/elbow-rocket-now .]]
48* Manga/SailorMoon[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/94998380683/arendelle-crystal-power-make-up .]]
49* Film/TheShawshankRedemption[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/147497639233 .]]
50* ComicBook/SpiderMan[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/120369492218/frozen-x-spider-man .]]
51* WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/110819283183 .]]
52* Franchise/StarWars[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/121523391958/frozen-the-force-awakens .]]
53* [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]][[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/119780609848/thor .]]
54* WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/119205825738/anna . ]]
55* Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/119528233993/a-1000 .]]
56* Film/TerminatorGenisys[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/122092999348/frozen-genisys .]]
57* Film/{{Venom|2018}}[[https://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/179722659708/olaf .]]
58* WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/119205825738/anna .]]
59* Film/XMenFilmSeries[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/118212916968 .]]
60* WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/121849187068/annaelsa .]]
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63!!This Blog provides examples of:
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65* AdaptationalBadass: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/105968273648/olaf Olaf becomes a heavily-muscled boxing champion in one post]], in stark contrast to his KidAppealCharacter squishy snowman design of canon.
66* AdaptationalVillainy: In [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/99911536608/anna Anna...?]], she fires a shotgun, stabs a cake, beheads Hans, throttles [[Film/IronMan Tony Stark]] and drags away a bound and gagged [[WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}} Rapunzel]].
67%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample** Elsa.
68* AnimatedActors: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/107607301093/making-of-frozen Making of Frozen]] is based on this trope, showing the animated models of the ''Frozen'' characters as actors making the movie in the style of a live-action film, complete with a green screen. Curiously, Olaf and Sven are still CGI.
69* ArtifactTitle: Constable Frozen has branched out into Picture Edits of other animated films such as ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'', ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'', and ''WesternAnimation/{{Moana}}''.
70* AssholeVictim: Han is the ChewToy of several edits, not that many people mind, given how unsympathetic his villainy in canon rendered him to much of the ''Frozen'' fanbase.
71* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: In [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/103896551578/go-away-anna Go Away Anna]], Anna breaks down the door of Elsa's ice place, only to be distracted by her [[ItMakesSenseInContext pizza.]]
72* AuthorAppeal:
73** Constable Frozen really likes ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''.
74** Hans being punched in the face.
75** And Marvel Movies.
76** And Animated Movies.
77** More recently, [[WesternAnimation/TangledTheSeries Cassandra]].
78** Constable Frozen appears to have a crush on Elsa, who gets the biggest posts featuring her.
79-->'''[=ConstableFrozen=]:''' [[MadnessMantra Elsa Elsa Elsa Elsa Elsa.]]
80%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* BadassInANiceSuit: Kristoff in Kristoff.
81* BigEater: Elsa and Anna, see [[spoiler:EatenAlive.]]
82** And ExtremeOmnivore.
83** Elsa [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/102700159343/c really likes Coca Cola]].
84* BodyHorror: Anna's cheeks in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/105697772498/cheeks cheeks.]]
85%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* BulletCatch: Anna in Bang. Elsa is merely Bulletproof.
86* ButtMonkey: In almost every story he appears in, Hans ends up getting either hurt really badly or ''killed''.
87* TheCameo: Certain stories will have non-Frozen characters appear out of random for one scene, such as in [[http://glittering-snowfall.tumblr.com/post/130877774456/constable-frozen-go-away-anna go away, anna]], where [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter Parker]] shows up to deliver pizza to Elsa.
88* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Can't Hold Her Liquor]]: Elsa in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/107992874108/karaoke Karaoke.]]
89* {{Crossover}}: A staple. Many edits will combine the blogger's favorite movies, particularly ''Frozen'' and ''Tangled''.
90* EatenAlive: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/98559548423/chocolate Chocolate]] ends with Elsa and Anna [[spoiler:devouring Olaf after he becomes chocolate flavored.]]
91** Same thing happens to the [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/125854731208/snowgies snowgies]]
92** And to [[spoiler:[[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/113705216233/marshmallow Baymax]]]]
93* ElementalPowers: One story explores what would happen [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/116480343833/elsa-anna if a fire-wielding Anna took the place of Elsa.]] It ends with a Confused Kristoff nowhere near the action.
94%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* EpicFail: Hiro in Go Home
95* ExtremeOmnivore: Elsa and Anna devour [[spoiler:Baymax]] in [[spoiler: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/113705216233/marshmallow Marshmallow.]]]]
96** Elsa and Anna eat [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}} Rapunzel]]]] in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/109109982648/rapunzeldog Rupunzeldog]]
97** Elsa eats Bugs, and likes it, in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/113705216233/marshmallow hakuna-matata]]
98* FelonyMisdemeanor: Elsa is run out of Arendelle for using finger magic in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/102962315343/do-the-magic Do The Magic.]]
99* TheGhost: Constable Frozen has never said anything about themselves. The only thing they write is titles and weird non-sequiturs.
100* GroinAttack: Kristoff in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/102102442073/zzz ZZZ,]] is stamped on by Anna after his genitals catch fire. In complete silence.
101* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: [[spoiler:Olaf]] is PinnedToTheWall with several ice spikes in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/101845638983/icecream Icecream.]]
102* KatanasAreJustBetter: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/117445722313/katana Anna is deadly with one]]
103* LosingYourHead: Kristoff bowls with Olaf's head, to the [[DullSurprise consternation]] of two Elsa's in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/120538871793/frozen-fever Frozen Fever~]].
104%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* ManipulativeEditing: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/126185206903/bang This.]]
105* NewYearHasCome: Celebrated in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/106721801818/2015 2015.]]
106* OnePersonBirthdayParty: Elsa throws a birthday party for herself in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/135647410538/happy-birthday-elsa Happy Birthday Elsa.]]
107%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* SlasherSmile: Anna in Elsa?
108%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* {{Squee}}: [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/111959561803/yes This.]]
109%%Administrivia/ZeroContextExample* SurrealHumour: One of the greatest on tumblr. [[MadArtist How much of it is intentional is anyone's guess.]]
110* TakeThat: To the [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thedress-what-color-is-this-dress #The Dress]] meme, in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/112222721128/stop Stop]], which features a man beating up people who talk about the dress.
111* ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer: Olaf reunites the sisters a half hour early by [[ItMakesSenseInContext bodyslamming Marshmallow in the ring]] in [[http://constable-frozen.tumblr.com/post/108560099618/olaf-vs-marshmallow Olaf vs Marshmallow.]]
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