Line #37 Awesome/VorkosiganSaga


1	As a literary LongRunner, ''The Vorkosigan Saga'' has managed to not only provide awesome moments, but more awesome as the series went along, primarily because of the reader's then familiarity with all of the characters and their motivations.
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3	''[The novels are presented in internal chronological order.]''
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7	[[folder:Falling Free]]
8	* Claire manages to break her slave mentality and overpowers a tech trying to sterilize her.
9	--> She grinned in wild exhilaration, brought his arms in, out again at will. I'm stronger! I'm stronger! I'm stronger than him and I never even knew it...!
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12	[[folder:Shards Of Honor]]
13	* After her shrink has a CriticalPsychoanalysisFailure, Cordelia is about to be forcibly taken for "treatment." Two of her superior officers and a mook are there to make sure she goes. Cordelia holds the shrink's head in a fish tank to find out where the others are, and then ''faultlessly'' {{IndyPloy}}s her way to safety.
14	* Infiltrating the AntiMutiny on the ''General Vorkraft'' and stunning every man there, before escaping back to her own ship. This is when the other best idea was a head-on assault into battlefield-grade weaponry through a choke point deliberately designed as a defensive killing ground.
15	* Aral Vorkosigan's first truly badass scene where he gives the guy a gun and turns his back to him.
16	--->I told him I couldn't work with a man who made my shoulder blades itch, and this was the last chance I was going to give him for [[KlingonPromotion instant promotion]].
17	** Even better, Aral admits that he never tried it before, and the only reason he tried it was that he was physically exhausted and didn't ''care'' if he got shot or not.
18	* Bothari, who's been a victim of Ges Vorrutyer's extensive and excruciating physical and mental rape, at first defies Ges's conditioning and flat-out ''refuses'' to rape a captive, naked and bound Cordelia -- and then when Ges starts to do the deed himself, Bothari slits his throat from ear to ear. Gruesome, most certainly, but it's also one of the bravest things Bothari's ever done.
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21	[[folder:Barrayar]]
22	* Let's start off with the Crowner of Crowners[[note]]Possibly equaled, unlikely to be surpassed.[[/note]] so far as the Literature/VorkosiganSaga is concerned: '''The Shopping Trip''' from ''Barrayar''.
23	** Cordelia, Droushnakovi, and Bothari shanghai Koudelka into helping them recover the Uterine Replicator containing Miles' fetus (which had been captured by enemy forces and will fail from lack of regular maintenance within a week) and Princess Kareen, explicitly against Aral's wishes.
24	** After infiltrating the capital -- which is solidly held by "Emperor" Vidal Vordarian -- the group finds that the missing Alys and Padma Vorpatril are hiding near the not-so-safe-house they've picked. Cordelia runs an IndyPloy to try to rescue them. It's only partially successful: Padma is killed in the crossfire, but Alys and baby Ivan are successfully exfiltrated from the capital by Kou.
25	** Using Drou's knowledge of the Palace grounds from her training as Princess Kareen and Prince/Emperor Gregor's bodyguard, the remaining three successfully enter the residential wing and locate the Replicator. Cordelia Turns Kareen to their side...with a shoe. Unfortunately, Kareen's reaction is a bit extreme, and she is killed in the scuffle; most of the wing is set ablaze. Faced with the problem of leaving the palace grounds with a very uncooperative hostage (Vidal Vordarian), Cordelia has Bothari [[OffWithHisHead take more direct measures]] to deal with it. As an afterthought, she decides to put a souvenir of the expedition in a plastic shopping bag she picked up from the residence.
26	** Upon returning to Aral's headquarters (with Replicator and Vordarian) the classic exchange occurs. (This also counts as [=CMoF=] material to many.)
27	--->'''Piotr''': Good God, woman! Where have you ''been''?\
28	'''Cordelia''' ''(Holding up the plastic bag)'': Shopping. Want to see what I bought?\
29	''Vordarian's head is rolled out on the conference table to a mixture of shock, horror, and grim amusement.''\
30	'''Aral''': [deadpan] But of course. Every Vor lady goes to the capital to shop.\
31	'''Cordelia''': I paid too much for it.\
32	'''Aral''': That, too, is traditional.
33	** Aral then asks all the men to leave for a moment.
34	--->'''Aral''': Gentlemen. If you will be pleased to excuse yourselves for a few minutes. I wish to be alone with my wife.\
35	'''Anonymous whisperer''': Brave man.
36	** This is followed by a comment to some of Vordarian's men in the room.
37	--->'''Cordelia''': Officers. I recommend that when this conference resumes, you surrender unconditionally upon Lord Vorkosigan's mercy. He may still have some[[note]]Unspoken but nonetheless clearly heard are the words, ''I certainly don't''[[/note]]. I'm tired of your stupid war. End it.
38	** The War of Vordarian's Pretendership comes to a rapid conclusion, and a Barrayaran legend is born. Becomes a BrickJoke in ''Gentleman Jole and the Red Queen'' when she complains she only brought home ''one'' body part ''once'', and [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten no one will forget it]]. [[invoked]]
39	* Cordelia and Bothari [[OffWithHisHead executing]] Vordarian counts even just by itself! Think of it as a [[RecursiveReality CMOA within a CMOA]].
40	* The judo practice scene is pretty awesome, from Drou proving herself against Bothari, to the final line:
41	--->'''Aral''': ''(to soldiers)'' And that is how we used to play the game on [[RagtagBandOFMisfits the old General Vorkraft.]] ''(sits next to Cordelia)''\
42	'''Cordelia''': ''(quiet aside to Aral)'' And with all that, how often did you get into an actual fight?\
43	'''Aral:''' ''(quiet aside to Cordelia)'' Very, very rarely. But when we did, we won.
44	* Drou gets her own dose of Awesome by being able to score a point off Bothari, who is more than twice her size.
45	* Aral and Piotr are having an extremely heated exchange, but when they learn Vordarian has started his coup, both Aral and Piotr become united as if the argument never existed, and turn extremely pragmatic in their plans to combat him. Thanks to Cordelia nudging Illyan to keep his eye on Vordarian, Aral was even prepared for it.
46	-->Despite Negri's surprise, neither Piotr nor Aral seemed at all panicked. No wasted motion; no wasted words.\
47	'''Aral:''' ''(to Piotr)'' You, take the boy. ''(Piotr nods)'' Meet us -- no. Don't tell even me where. You contact us.\
48	'''Piotr:''' Right.\
49	'''Aral:''' Take Cordelia.\
50	'''Piotr:''' ''({{beat}})'' Ah.\
51	'''Aral:''' And Sergeant Bothari. For Cordelia. Drou being temporarily off duty.\
52	'''Piotr:''' I must have Esterhazy, then.\
53	'''Aral:''' I'll want the rest of your men.\
54	'''Piotr:''' Right.
55	* Aral has a very low-key moment when confronting his father after Piotr tries to have Miles' fetus dumped. As Cordelia mentally remarks, ''One day only: [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject The Irresistible Force Meets the Immovable Object.]] Tickets, five marks.''
56	* When Cordelia is poisoned with soltoxin and Miles has to be removed from her womb to a uterine replicator, Drs. Henri and Vaagen battle to save him from the effects of the toxin's antidote. Then when Vordarian's forces take over Vorbarr Sultana, they don't abandon Miles' replicator and instead hide from the occupying forces and keep up the treatments while hoping for rescue. When Vordarian's men discover the pair and demand the location of the hidden replicator, they refuse to talk and are beaten severely, with Henri actually being beaten to death. Even after seeing his colleague die, Vaagen ''still'' refuses to give up Miles, and the soldiers have to tear the lab apart to find the replicator. Without these two, Miles would likely have died while still 'in the womb' before Cordelia could retrieve him.
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59	[[folder:The Warrior's Apprentice]]
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61	* When the leader of the conspiracy against Gregor is exposed in front of the Council of Counts, he pulls a needle gun on Gregor. Said counts proceed to ''charge at the man threatening their emperor.'' As Miles muses, "Only on Barrayar would pulling a loaded needler start a stampede ''toward'' one." To top it all, 'that idiot Ivan' is right in front, and rugby tackles the conspirator to the floor.
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64	[[folder:The Vor Game]]
65	* Miles' [[XanatosSpeedChess scheme]] for [[RefugeInAudacity rescuing]] Gregor from Cavilo, culminating with the ShootTheHostage gambit. Bonus points for Gregor picking up the ball and completing his own rescue by seducing ''his seducer'', convincing her she can marry him and become Empress, and then leading her into scrapping her own plans before Miles gets him to safety. This is the time where Gregor gets to shine, and his gloating to Cavilo says it all:
66	-->''"Commander Cavilo, both my parents died violently in political intrigue before I was six years old. A fact you might have researched. Did you think you were dealing with an ''amateur''?"''
67	** There's a tinge of sadness when Gregor softly tells Miles afterward, "I wish she were real."
68	* Miles not only brags to Cavilo that he got paid three times over, including from the planetary government she betrayed (the other two being the Barrayarans and their original employers in the Hub), but foils her last attempt to annoy him (by wearing perfume he has a severe allergy to) by producing nose plugs.
69	** A lovely IronicEcho, too, as Cavilo's original plans were supposed to culminate in ''her'' getting paid three times over (her fee from the planetary government she was betraying, a price from the Cetagandans for betraying them, and the loot she would steal from the planet when she betrayed them).
70	* Cavilo has her own Crowning Moment when she kills Metzov with his own nerve disruptor, after he'd raped her: "Stanis, darling. 'Spread your legs for me, you bitch, or I'll blow your brains out'."
71	* Miles and Gregor messing with Cavilo. The first phase: Miles portrays himself to Cavilo as an EvilChancellor, ready to betray Gregor, Aral, and the entire Council of Counts. The second phase: Gregor (who's been isolated from everyone except Cavilo) is shown evidence of Miles' "betrayal", and segues into a portrayal of Miles as an unstable, hilariously incompetent schemer with ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, generally harmless so long as he's properly medicated. (Elena, who's known both of them since she was born, is literally rolling on the floor at this point, biting her sleeve to stifle the laughter.) The third phase:
72	-->'''Miles''': Deactivate your weapons and freeze, or I'll blow Gregor to atoms!\
73	'''Gregor''': His meds must be further off dose than I thought. No, watch—he's bluffing. I'll prove it.
74	** Gregor then proceeds to walk right up to the (deactivated; although Gregor didn't know that, he suspected it) muzzles of the large energy weapons pointed at him, so mesmerizing those watching that they don't notice he's crossed the hangar blast door threshold--until Miles bangs down the blast doors. Only then does Cavilo realize how completely Gregor and Miles, without any chance to coordinate, have, in concert, tricked her into doing just what they'd wanted.
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77	[[folder:Brothers in Arms]]
78	* Duv Galeni, who is an [=ImpSec=] captain and therefore trained in combat, hand-to-hand or otherwise, but not to the standards of someone expected to need it frequently, has just had a Very Bad Week involving some epic Daddy Issues. He's chatting with his Cetagandan counterpart, playing [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I-know-you-know-I-know]], when he's surprised and stunned by an actual commando, a Cetagandan Century-captain. He was only Mostly Stunned, though, and when he's started to recover a bit, he takes on both officers in a bout of [[PercussiveTherapy Percussive Therapy]] that leaves deep skull-shaped dents in the fender of a nearby car. This was all offscreen, so we get it in bits and flashes from Miles's increasingly impressed/disturbed perspective.
79	* Aral gets one in a flashback, when Miles investigates how a Komarran become so highly placed.
80	-->'''Memo from Illyan to Aral:''' ... I can't recommend the choice. I suspect you're being quixotic about this one out of guilt. And guilt is a luxury you cannot afford. If you're acquiring a secret desire to be shot in the back, please let me know at least twenty-four hours in advance, so I can activate my retirement.\
81	'''Reply memo from Aral:''' Put him back on the list, Simon, and leave him there this time. This issue tires me, and I don't want to be dragged over it again. Let him run, and prove himself -- if he can.[[note]]Oh ''boy'' does he; by the tail end of the series, Duv Galeni is the first Komarran native [=ImpSec=] man to ascend to the post of ''Head Of Komarran Affairs'' within the service, having proved his talents and loyalty to the Empire several times over.[[/note]]
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84	[[folder:Borders of Infinity]]
85	* The short story is one big CMOA for Miles. Drop a single man in a prisoner camp. He's a dwarf with brittle bones. He has nothing, not even clothes on. What do you think will happen? He liberates the whole camp, of course.
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88	[[folder:Mirror Dance]]
89	* Mark, when he realizes he can deal with Ryoval: "You see me, Baron. But I see you, too."
90	* Mark's PreMortemOneLiner to Ryoval: "I am too a Vorkosigan. The one who was trained as a deep-penetration mole and assassin. It really pisses me off when people underestimate me, y'know?" He then proceeds to bludgeon Ryoval to death with his bare feet, and retain enough composure to secure Ryoval's passcodes and find a way out of the Baron's stronghold without getting caught -- and ''then'' he Deals with Baron Fell, giving him control over House Ryoval in exchange for liberating the Durona group. Miles, a disbelieving observer, is in complete awe.
91	%%* The medal ceremony. Full stop. Also counts as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment\|s}}.
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94	[[folder:Memory]]
95	* Although it's also a TearJerker, Illyan's discovery of Miles's deception is an awesome moment for him. He realizes that Miles (a master weasel if ever there was one) is lying about Vorberg's injury and finds out the truth because he carefully planted ''two'' observers in the Dendarii--[[CrazyPrepared one that Miles knew about, and another Illyan kept secret even from him]]. Talk about TheSpymaster! And he fires Miles with a great deal of mercy and restraint but no hesitation. Miles knows he deserves it.
96	* When Simon has his very public memory breakdown, it's in the middle of a conference, so the men who try to subdue him are ''all'' veteran officers in a service that trains people to fight dirty and fight well. Even with his memory issues, even after ''decades'' riding a desk, Simon still manages to injure two of them so much that ''they'' need medics.
97	* "The Assault on Cockroach Central" shows Miles' GuileHero talents in all their glory. He's not just a master of the IndyPloy; given time to set up his BatmanGambit, he can plot with the best of them, doing an admirable job of covering all the bases and setting up his supporting cast to supply needed lines at the proper time. (Granted, Bujold follows the UnspokenPlanGuarantee trope by not letting the reader in on the scheme in advance, helping to ensure it goes off without a hitch...)
98	* Aunt Alys gets one of her own, calling Miles, the head of [=ImpSec=] General Haroche ''and'' Emperor Gregor ''louts'' for not letting her see an afflicted Illyan. Yes, she called two of the most powerful people on Barrayar morons.
99	* Lady Alys staying by Simon's side even during the absolute worst parts of his memory chip breaking down is both awesome and heartwarming. UndyingLoyalty at its finest.
100	* After instigating his greatest failure at the beginning of the book, Miles redeems himself in epic fashion by refusing Haroche's bribe of everything Miles' thought he'd ever wanted, but at the cost of an innocent man and his own self-respect. As Miles puts it, "The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart."
101	* Once Miles gets on the case, he unravels it in less than a week. Gregor notes that writing the report will take longer than solving it, which considering the conspiracy was perpetrated by the new acting head of [=ImpSec=] and had repercussions for long-term Imperium security, is saying enough.
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104	[[folder:Komarr]]
105	* Ekaterin stands up to her emotionally abusive husband Etienne, and tells him point blank that she's going to leave him and file for divorce, never losing her temper or showing fear...even when he throws one of her prized plants over the balcony of their flat. Miles himself understands just how brave she was in that moment, as he knows full well how dangerous it can be to challenge someone bigger and stronger than you.
106	* Miles is shocked the widowed Radovas was going to be left destitute through no fault of her own, leading to this line when he decides to use his Imperial Auditor leverage:
107	-->'''Miles:''' She gets nothing, then? Through no fault of her own, she's stripped of all normal widow's benefits just because of her... late husband's recklessness?\
108	''(Vorsoisson shrugs helplessly.)''\
109	'''Miles:''' Wait. Gregor does not approve of widows being left destitute. Trust me on this one. Vorsoisson, go ahead and run the benefits through for her anyway.\
110	'''Vorsoisson:''' I can't—how—do you want me to alter the date of his resignation?\
111	'''Miles:''' No, of course not. Simply make it by an Imperial order.\
112	'''Vorsoisson:''' ''(taken aback)'' There are no places on the forms for an Imperial order!\
113	'''Miles:''' A design defect you shall have to correct, Administrator Vorsoisson.
114	** It becomes rather heartwarming when that widow turns out to be the deciding vote in whether or not the terrorists agree to surrender quietly, and she cites that moment as the reason she gives up.
115	* Ekaterin scores a nice one toward the end of the novel. Her AdrenalineMakeover prods her into creating a mess that even Miles would be proud to call his own. (Start with a standard [[WoundedGazelleGambit Sick Old Lady ploy]] to distract your guard. Run for a sealed control booth in the ensuing confusion. Use the remote control for a float pallet on which a Nefarious Device is loaded to first raise it to a height of 4 meters, invert it, then shut off the [[AntiGravity anti-grav]]. Bounce the rubble on the floor a few times just to make sure. ''Then'' use the comconsole in the booth to call for help, as it was too late for any errors on [=ImpSec's=] part to screw up the important matter.)
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118	[[folder:A Civil Campaign]]
119	* Cordelia and the couch. Also a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment\|s}}. Miles succinctly informs Mark that he needn't worry about Cordelia being able to influence Kou and Drou.
120	-->'''Miles:''' Butter, meet laser beam. Laser beam, butter. Oops.
121	** The same couch that Kou and Drou used to umm... consummate their relationship in ''Barrayar''
122	** It was just as awesome when she got Kou and Drou together by doing pretty much the same thing in ''Barrayar''. While on a covert mission deep in enemy territory, no less.
123	* Count Falco Vorpartil's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech regarding RuleNumberOne to Richars:
124	--->'''Falco:''' There is an unwritten rule among us, Richars; if you attempt any ploy on the far side of ethical, you'd damned well better be good enough at your game not to get caught. You're not good enough.
125	* Ekaterin's marriage proposal. In front of the ''entire Council of Counts in session''. Also a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment\|s}}. [[TrashTalk "Twit."]] That scene was arguably a CMOA for several other characters as well. Ivan, Dono, and Count Vorhalas all had a hand in the awesome there.
126	* Aral gets a subtle one in that scene, too. The Council of Counts moderator begins to stop her from calling Richars out, but:
127	---->Behind Ekaterin, the Viceroy of Sergyar stared down at the Lord Guardian, tapped his index finger suggestively against the side of his nose, and made a small two-fingered sweeping gesture taking in Richars below: No; let him hang himself. Ivan, glancing over his shoulder, grinned abruptly and swiveled back.
128	* Before that, Ivan gets to ''out-Miles'' Miles, savoring every second of it.
129	-->'''Miles:''' ''(in awe)'' Busy night, was it, Ivan?
130	* Before that, when Richars tries to recruit Miles but inadvertently turns him against him, with Miles giving him a subtle warning. (Richars is not a subtle man.)
131	-->'''Miles:''' My grandfather... learned his political science from the Cetagandans. Mad Emperor Yuri offered him a postgraduate education after that. My grandfather schooled my father. ''(thinking)'' ''And both of them schooled me. This is the only warning you will receive, Richars.''
132	* Nikki Vorsoisson in ''A Civil Campaign''. A paternal relation is trying to take custody of Nikki against his will -- so he calls Gregor for help. To repeat: ''he calls the freaking emperor.'' Gregor answers and summons all concerned to his closest office via SecretPolice, thus leading to ''his'' Moment of Awesome:
133	* Gregor cuts out of a parliamentary hearing to straighten said relation out in person by [[ReassignedToAntarctica sending the provocateur someplace distant]], a fitting punishment for someone too stupid to be in any sort of authority. Gregor ''also'' tells young Nikki why and how his father died in ways that Nikki can understand, all the while protecting his father's reputation in his eyes. Ekaterin at first begins to protest, but realizes that Gregor is giving Nikki the softened version of his father's actions, which were completely self-interested and self-destructive. In addition, Gregor is also dealing with an incident related to Tien's death that would have caused a civil war between Barrayar and Komarr, so it was a highly classified state secret. The way he worded it gave Nikki a stake in keeping it secret to preserve his father's rep, so Gregor killed two birds with one stone. As mentioned elsewhere, Gregor is not the Emperor of Barrayar just because of his name.
134	* In the aftermath of all the above awesome, one of Richars' former supporters blocks Miles' exit to sneer that apparently, Vorkosigans can get away with murder. Miles considers his options for a second -- Outrage? Protest? Argument with a half-drunk idiot? and rejects them all, thinking ''"I am Aral Vorkosigan's son, after all"'', and responds with an unblinking "So, if you truly believe that, ''why are you standing in my way?''" The drunk goes pale and gets the hell out of the way. Ekaterin, veteran of many angry outbursts by her former husband that frequently left her mortified, observes dispassionately that "He's melted. You know, your sense of humour is going to get you into deep trouble someday.".
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137	[[folder:Winterfair Gifts]]
138	* Sergeant Taura is the ''first'' person to notice there's something fishy about Ekaterin's illness, and uses her own genetic modifications and Roic's help to suss out the source of it...which just so happens to be some doctored pearls that passed the gift screening, thus saving Ekaterin's life.
139	* Ekaterin then ''taunts'' her would-be assassin by having the necklace cleaned and safe, then ''wearing it''. When asked about the price, she wryly says that the necklace cost its purchaser ''everything'' they had; she and everyone in the know know it means the perpetrator's life.
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142	[[folder:Diplomatic Immunity]]
143	* The Zero-G Quaddie ballet. After that slice of awesome, Miles thinks to himself that nobody could see that and imagine that the Quaddies were some kind of cripples or mutants.
144	* Russo Gupta only survives the Cetaganda contagion that he was infected with by sheer luck, and his friends end up dying horribly. It would be understandable if Gupta had cut his losses at that point -- but instead he sets off after the person who murdered his friends and ingeniously tracks them across the galaxy by focusing on the weight of their cargo, determined to make them pay. When it looks like the culprit is about to get away scot-free ''and'' after having committed another murder, Gupta tries to alert the local authorities, and sets off a chain of events that brings in Miles. Without Gupta, the villain's plan would have succeeded and Barrayar and Cetaganda would have been deceived into starting a war.
145	* Ekaterin's motivational speech to Miles:
146	-->'''Ekaterin:''' If you die on me out here, I will not be grieved, I will be ''pissed.'' This is all very fine, love, but may I point out that you don't have ''time'' to indulge in angst right now. You're the man who used to rescue hostages for a living. You are ''not allowed'' to not get out of this one. So stop worrying about me and start paying attention to what you are doing. Are you listening to me, Miles Vorkosigan? Don't you dare die! I won't have it!\
147	'''Miles:''' ''(meekly)'' Yes, dear.
148	* At the end of the novel, Miles is called upon by the Star Crèche to donate his genetic material. That's right, the superhuman haut ladies think that Miles is awesome enough to have his genes studied for possible inclusion in a future generation. Miles undercuts it by noting the Star Crèche already has about a half-pound of his flesh already, so the donation is strictly ceremonial.
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151	[[folder:Cryoburn]]
152	* [[{{Ambadassador}} Consul Vorlynkin]] holding off the [[strike: ninjas]] arsonists attempting to torch a cryo-clinic, saving hundreds (or even thousands) of lives in the process. Single-handedly. With a ''crowbar''. Which he ''took away from them''; he was empty-handed at the start of the fight.
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155	[[folder:Captain Vorpatril's Alliance]]
156	* Ivan, after putting up with [[ObnoxiousInLaws his wife's family]] with superhuman patience, has (due to their greed and attempts to reclaim a Cetaganda treasure stash) ended up trapped with them in an underground chamber that is both running out of air and filling up with water. (Keep in mind that Ivan, thanks to a misadventure a few books back, is claustrophobic.) Then one of Tej's sisters manages to set herself on fire thanks to some dodgy aged perfume. While everyone else is panicking, Ivan swiftly gets her to stop, drop and roll, and puts the fire out with a bin. Then, ''finally'' having had enough, he climbs up onto the bin and Tej realises that 'goodness, he ''could'' yell':
157	---> "Could you people '''''stop''''' trying to come up with ''novel ways to kill me'' for just one hour? Or maybe the rest of the night? I would so like that. Just the rest of the night. Just ''sit down.'' Just ''stop doing anything.'' Sit down and ''wait sensibly.'' Earth, water, air, fire -- you're running out of elements, here!
158	** This helps in finally gaining him the respect of his in-laws, since they actually start ''listening'' to what he has to say after that and taking him seriously.
159	** And a moment later:
160	---> Moira ''ghem'' Estif: In some mythologies there a was a fifth element -- metal, as I recall.
161	---> Ivan: That was a rhetorical remark, not a bloody ''suggestion.''
162	* Earlier in the book, Ivan graciously handled Moira's status. She was someone who was removed from the Star Crèche, an honor she valued more than anything, and basically ReassignedToAntarctica, ''and'' who had just suffered the humiliation of having her hair cut to the nub by a fetishist[[note]]As noted repeated times, a ''haut'' lady's hair is '''never''' cut and an indication of their status[[/note]]. However, Ivan, thanks to his experience with ''haut'' ladies, treated her as someone deserving of full ''haut'' lady honor and his service as one lower status than her. While she remained somewhat aloof, she had the air of "this one can be trained", a compliment to what ''haut'' women normally dismiss as "outlander barbarians".
163	* Tej's grandmother, Moira, rediscovers the Cetagandan gene survey of Barrayar and then offers to sell it back to the Star Crèche. Note that Moira is still somewhat pissed off about being culled from the ''haut'' gene pool, even after a hundred plus years, besides her ghem husband and various other compatriots being screwed over by the Cetagandan Empire. So, when the buyer from the Star Crèche is right in front of her, [[BestServedCold Moira vaporizes the brooch in which the gene survey is stored.]]
164	* Shiv and Udine's reported reactions, as well. Udine merely thinks it was wasteful (setting fire to ten million Betan dollars), while Shiv laughs -- because it was ''he'' who taught her how to be her own woman and beholden to ''no one''. BestServedCold indeed.
165	* The strong hint that Illyan's plan to make an alliance with House Cordonnah and get them back into power was going to work, partly because Alys, Udine and Moira became their own little PowerTrio and sold Gregor on it. All it required was Shiv saying "Yes".
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168	[[folder:Gentleman Jole and the Red Queen]]
169	* Jole saving Miles' eldest children from being scalded by acidic flaming alien goo raining from the sky (ItMakesSenseInContext) by taking off his jacket, covering them both, then being a HumanShield. Jole suffers extensive burns, but saves the kids. His reward, in addition to gaining Miles's blessing to raise his half-brothers, is spending the rest of the afternoon (including the rather excited immediate aftermath) lying down in a pleasant anesthetic haze.
170	* In the B plot, Kareen Koudelka and Mark come to Cordelia's rescue from being indebted to a sleazy construction company by securing a contract from Escobar, which involves ''dropping a factory from orbit''.[[note]]Okay, they're dropped in pieces, but as Kareen notes, it's basically one giant LEGO project.[[/note]] Cordelia grins and prepares to tell [=PlasDan=] what to go do with itself.
171	* Jole shows he rivals Kareen in being LovedByAll, managing to make even Miles approve of his relationship with his mother ''and'' father and basically having kids with Jole's and Aral's DNA.
172	-->'''Jole:''' ''(thinking)'' I win. We all do.

Context Awesome / VorkosiganSaga