Line #4 Awesome/BlueMountainState


1	* In the season 1 finale Shilo is arrested by some corrupt Louisiana cops on fake rape charges to tire him out before a game. When the team go to rescue him Thad (whilst recovering from a car crash only seconds before) proceeds to utterly demolish an entire room of the cops.
2	* Alex has a run in with a creepy stalker named Ron who wants him to get his daughter pregnant so he'll have no choice but to be his son-in-law (he wanted a son of his own to watch and play football with, but ended up with five girls instead). When Alex says no, Ron steals a condom full of his semen and threatens to trap him in a shotgun wedding with it unless he continues to date the girl. Thad and Alex stop him by breaking into his house and Thad puts the condom in his mouth to prevent him from stealing it back. And to top it all off, Sam gets the girl pregnant instead, much to Ron's displeasure since it's clear he finds Sam annoying.
3	* Marty calling out his son for being a jerk. He does accept the boy's homosexuality, but he disowns him because he is an ungrateful prick who verbally disrespects his own parents, and tried to guilt his own father into giving him money as a bribe to be included in his life again. Can double as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming since he does it after learning that his entire football team is at the hospital for an unknown reason.
4	* After Marty is forced to let a booster club member's bully son from the practice squad play a starting position under the threat that they'll tell authorities that the Goats had been receiving unauthorized gifts and deals from agents (which is Sam's fault due to accidentally leaving a paper trail), Alex gets the idea to make it look like the son was the one receiving the gifts and deals, which results in him suspended from school and his father kicked out of the booster club. And to make sure nothing like this happens again, Marty's staff threatens the agents with baseball bats.
5	* The dean intentionally sets Alex up to be the fall guy so that it will be revealed that all the sports teams had been using nerds to do their homework for them and potentially suspend them. Just as Alex is about to come clean, Sam unknowingly saves the day by pulling a prank at the banquet that involves exploding vases that destroy everyone's homework and dressing up as a gorilla to spray everyone with silly string.
6	* "Superstition" has Harmon overcoming a slump in kicking by having exorcise his "inner demons" by dealing with Thad (since Thad is the latest of unsupporting assholes he dealt with.) How he does so is pure CatharsisFactor given how much of an ass (more than usual) Thad was being: the Goats help Harmon tie Thad up on a football goal with Harmon kicking footballs at him to exorcise it. Harmon nails kick after kick after kick, with the last football hitting Thad in the genitals.
7	* Alex, Thad and Radon saving Sam from being hung by a group of rowdy, drunk fans who want to sacrifice him. Even Mary-Jo puts up a fight to stop the fans.
8	* The Goat House is well known for its wild parties, with Thadland being the most famous example. The montage of it (complete with the song 1234 by Wallpaper) only proves this further.

Context Awesome / BlueMountainState