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* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:
** Pairing Spider-Man and Deadpool together causes practically every page they interact to be filled with these.
** Spider-Man's reaction when he first sees Deadpool is "No... just... no."
** A closer look at Spider-Man's phone in one scene shows that he and Deadpool took selfies together.
** Spider-Man and Deadpool's opening banter:
---> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
---> '''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
---> '''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''
** Spider-Man's reaction when he realizes he's starting to like Deadpool: "I need so much therapy."
** Pretty even between this and HoYay is Itsy-Bitsy giving Deadpool such a fright he clings onto Spider-Man who holds him [[BridalCarry bridal style.]]
** The most recent chapter's ending. It starts with a heart to heart with Spider-Man wondering if people can change, or if they're locked into who they are. Deadpool admits he doesn't know. They talk about the things they try to fill the holes in their lives, and Spider-Man hugs Deadpool vowing to repay him for the sacrifice he'd made for him. And Deadpool's closing line just kills the mood.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.
*** Made funnier by the fact that, given his face, Deadpool may or may not have gotten a bit [[RagingStiffie too worked up.]]
** [[ComicBook/MsMarvel Captain Marvel]] identifies Creator/TommyWiseau as a wanted alien criminal, whom the ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy have been pursuing for years.
** This image right here [[http://www.5027mac.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SPIDPOOL2016001-int2-3-09c501.jpg]]
** Deadpool and Spiderman are teleported to Dormammu's dimension, guarded by Mindless Ones. Deadpool's plan is to stuff them with brains he stole from a morgue.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\
'''Mindful One:''' Um... So... we were... fighting, I guess? For some reason? Because...?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. It does not work like that.\\
'''Mindful One:''' I know, right? Are we even getting paid for this soul crushing?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. No. No. Everything is so wrong with this.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Cover me, Spide-kick! You get a brain! You get a brain! You get a- wait. That's a grenade, sorry... You get ''two'' brains!\\
'''Dormammu:''' Mindless ones! I command you to flay the skin from-\\
'''Mindful One:''' Where was "flaying" in the job description?\\
'''Mindful One:''' How do you expect me to perform at my full potential without some encouragement? A simple thank you would suffice... or a raise.\\
'''Mindful One:''' That guy's head just exploded and I bet you don't even know his name. It was Carl. ''Carl!''\\
'''Deadpool:''' Boom! We overthrew Hell with the discarded brains of entitled millenials! Congratulations, you got the job!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' This is not how any of this works. Seriously. This is nonsense. I drowned. That's it. I drowned in Hydro-Man and this is all in my- ''job interview?''
** Deadpool sets up a double date for him and Spidey... who turn out to be Lady Thor and a succubus. They start fighting, Deadpool tries to direct them to the mud pit specially prepared for this purpose, the girls stop fighting when they realize they were called in the hopes of seeing them mud-wrestling, and immediately threaten Deadpool and Spidey into a dance-off (while in their boxers).
** Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/{{Deadpool}} familiar homage.]]
--->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
--->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from ''Series/DanceMoms''.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
--->'''Deadpool''': Chad from ''Series/TheBachelor'' after one too many flaming shots.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.
* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments:
** Pretty much anytime Spider-Man and Deadpool get along well and relate to eachother, especially early on, as Spider-Man still despised Deadpool for being an assassin.
** In the tie-in Christmas special, Deadpool at one point asks Spider-Man if they're becoming best friends, which Spider-Man subtly agrees to. They give each other a Christmas present which turns out to be the same sweater featuring the two of them (except with swapped heads) that they later wear, with Spider-Man calling themselves "Bad besties for life."
** In issue 9, they have a heart to heart, while eating ice cream. Deadpool thanks Spider-Man for giving him a chance, even though he didn't deserve one. He says that even though Shiklah wants nothing to do with him, he's still never been happier, and that Spider-Man is the reason. Spider-Man tells Deadpool that he really didn't do anything, and that he just finally got things through his thick skull. He states that Deadpool is a good guy, and good guys stick together. Spider-Man is seen holding Wade's hand and they go off on his web together. This could be seen as HoYay.
** Spider-Man feels very sorry for Deadpool when he sees that [[spoiler:his face is back to being burned]], and hugs him, swearing that he'll make up for what Deadpool sacrificed for him. Of course Deadpool can't help but ruin the mood, though he hugs back before doing so.
* HoYay:
** Might as well be called "Spider-Man/Deadpool: HoYay the comic". The tagline on the cover for the story is even "Isn't it Bromantic", and we're immediately introduced to a scene of the two being tangled together face-to-face in Dormammu's web with Deadpool ranting about how turned on he is.
---> '''Deadpool:''' If you don't stop squirming, I am totally going to "unsheathe my katana" all up against your "spider eggs". And by "katana", I mean-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' What is wrong with you?!
---> '''Deadpool:''' ''What?!'' I'm a red-blooded Canadian male! It's friction and junk biology and spandex grinding on leather and just ''please'' stop your wiggling and webbing-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Would you just ''shut up'' so I can ''think!''
---> '''Deadpool:''' Don't yell at me... that's totally one of my turn-ons.
** Deadpool and Spider-Man dance together. On stage. In their underwear. It's as glorious as it sounds. Also, icing on the cake is that Deadpool wears Spider-Man boxers.
** Deadpool: "I will not let you die!! Be my bottom and live!" 'bottom' being a term meant for the partner in a gay sexual relationship who is on the receiving end.
** While fighting bad guys, Spider-Man tells Deadpool that he has something for him later. Deadpool tells him that he's going to die if it's a ring.
** Spider-Man is really annoyed when he realizes he's starting to like Deadpool and eventually is adamant in believing Deadpool is changing, despite his assistant Anna Maria warning him. Basically he sounds like a girl insisting she can change her bad boyfriend. Later he is seriously hurt and pissed finding out that Deadpool [[WasItAllALie supposedly only befriended him]] to get a shot at killing Peter Parker (whom Deadpool naturally believes a different person). Meanwhile Deadpool clearly started enjoying Spider-Man's company for real and admits to having screwed up. The hilarity being that neither of them had planned to like each other, but both ended up doing so anyway. See above for the two eventually considering themselves best friends.
** In the ''ComicBook/MonstersUnleashed'' tie-in one shot a group of schoolgirls lure Deadpool to their school in order to summon his "heartmate", who they think is his wife Shiklah so their dead headmistress can posses her body, but instead they summon Spider-Man who insists he and Deadpool are JustFriends when told the details.
** A rather large one. Taking place in issue #4. Spider-Man calls up Deadpool, and tries to hang out with him, feeling he's starting to change for the better. Deadpool arranges a double-date for them, inviting women he knows. Peter wonders how Deadpool is dating someone when he has a wife, and Deadpool reveals his top 5 free-pass list, which was approved and signed by Shiklah a while back. As it turns out, Spider-Man is on his list.
** While watching Spider-Man rage fight in his black suit, Deadpool comments that he's both terrified and turned on by him.
** In issue 14, Spider-Man and Deadpool are having a big fight. Nightcrawler thought it was just a sparring session. He calls to both of them, and Deadpool tells him to refer to them as life partners.
** In recent chapter 17, Spider-Man and Deadpool talk while confronting Itsy Bitsy, who asks if they're finally gonna kiss. Later in the fight, they're talking once again, but Itsy jumps between them this time, and says she's getting jealous. When she asks about Deadpool having children, she goes on to say that the three of them could have babies together.
** ''The'' most blatant example has to be the final issue, where Spidey and Deadpool share a hug, only for Peter to stop because it's implied that Deadpool was having a RagingStiffie.
** Some of the official artwork throws all subtlety out of the window as well. One of the variant covers features Deadpool upside down with flowers in his hand and hearts around his mouth as he tries to kiss a surprised Spider-Man. Another includes Spider-Man upside down, with Deadpool holding his head, and moving for a kiss.
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* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:
** Pairing Spider-Man and Deadpool together causes practically every page they interact to be filled with these.
** Spider-Man's reaction when he first sees Deadpool is "No... just... no."
** A closer look at Spider-Man's phone in one scene shows that he and Deadpool took selfies together.
** Spider-Man and Deadpool's opening banter:
---> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
---> '''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
---> '''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''
** Spider-Man's reaction when he realizes he's starting to like Deadpool: "I need so much therapy."
** Pretty even between this and HoYay is Itsy-Bitsy giving Deadpool such a fright he clings onto Spider-Man who holds him [[BridalCarry bridal style.]]
** The most recent chapter's ending. It starts with a heart to heart with Spider-Man wondering if people can change, or if they're locked into who they are. Deadpool admits he doesn't know. They talk about the things they try to fill the holes in their lives, and Spider-Man hugs Deadpool vowing to repay him for the sacrifice he'd made for him. And Deadpool's closing line just kills the mood.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.
*** Made funnier by the fact that, given his face, Deadpool may or may not have gotten a bit [[RagingStiffie too worked up.]]
** [[ComicBook/MsMarvel Captain Marvel]] identifies Creator/TommyWiseau as a wanted alien criminal, whom the ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy have been pursuing for years.
** This image right here [[http://www.5027mac.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SPIDPOOL2016001-int2-3-09c501.jpg]]
** Deadpool and Spiderman are teleported to Dormammu's dimension, guarded by Mindless Ones. Deadpool's plan is to stuff them with brains he stole from a morgue.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\
'''Mindful One:''' Um... So... we were... fighting, I guess? For some reason? Because...?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. It does not work like that.\\
'''Mindful One:''' I know, right? Are we even getting paid for this soul crushing?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. No. No. Everything is so wrong with this.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Cover me, Spide-kick! You get a brain! You get a brain! You get a- wait. That's a grenade, sorry... You get ''two'' brains!\\
'''Dormammu:''' Mindless ones! I command you to flay the skin from-\\
'''Mindful One:''' Where was "flaying" in the job description?\\
'''Mindful One:''' How do you expect me to perform at my full potential without some encouragement? A simple thank you would suffice... or a raise.\\
'''Mindful One:''' That guy's head just exploded and I bet you don't even know his name. It was Carl. ''Carl!''\\
'''Deadpool:''' Boom! We overthrew Hell with the discarded brains of entitled millenials! Congratulations, you got the job!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' This is not how any of this works. Seriously. This is nonsense. I drowned. That's it. I drowned in Hydro-Man and this is all in my- ''job interview?''
** Deadpool sets up a double date for him and Spidey... who turn out to be Lady Thor and a succubus. They start fighting, Deadpool tries to direct them to the mud pit specially prepared for this purpose, the girls stop fighting when they realize they were called in the hopes of seeing them mud-wrestling, and immediately threaten Deadpool and Spidey into a dance-off (while in their boxers).
** Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/{{Deadpool}} familiar homage.]]
--->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
--->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from ''Series/DanceMoms''.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
--->'''Deadpool''': Chad from ''Series/TheBachelor'' after one too many flaming shots.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.
* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments:
** Pretty much anytime Spider-Man and Deadpool get along well and relate to eachother, especially early on, as Spider-Man still despised Deadpool for being an assassin.
** In the tie-in Christmas special, Deadpool at one point asks Spider-Man if they're becoming best friends, which Spider-Man subtly agrees to. They give each other a Christmas present which turns out to be the same sweater featuring the two of them (except with swapped heads) that they later wear, with Spider-Man calling themselves "Bad besties for life."
** In issue 9, they have a heart to heart, while eating ice cream. Deadpool thanks Spider-Man for giving him a chance, even though he didn't deserve one. He says that even though Shiklah wants nothing to do with him, he's still never been happier, and that Spider-Man is the reason. Spider-Man tells Deadpool that he really didn't do anything, and that he just finally got things through his thick skull. He states that Deadpool is a good guy, and good guys stick together. Spider-Man is seen holding Wade's hand and they go off on his web together. This could be seen as HoYay.
** Spider-Man feels very sorry for Deadpool when he sees that [[spoiler:his face is back to being burned]], and hugs him, swearing that he'll make up for what Deadpool sacrificed for him. Of course Deadpool can't help but ruin the mood, though he hugs back before doing so.
* HoYay:
** Might as well be called "Spider-Man/Deadpool: HoYay the comic". The tagline on the cover for the story is even "Isn't it Bromantic", and we're immediately introduced to a scene of the two being tangled together face-to-face in Dormammu's web with Deadpool ranting about how turned on he is.
---> '''Deadpool:''' If you don't stop squirming, I am totally going to "unsheathe my katana" all up against your "spider eggs". And by "katana", I mean-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' What is wrong with you?!
---> '''Deadpool:''' ''What?!'' I'm a red-blooded Canadian male! It's friction and junk biology and spandex grinding on leather and just ''please'' stop your wiggling and webbing-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Would you just ''shut up'' so I can ''think!''
---> '''Deadpool:''' Don't yell at me... that's totally one of my turn-ons.
** Deadpool and Spider-Man dance together. On stage. In their underwear. It's as glorious as it sounds. Also, icing on the cake is that Deadpool wears Spider-Man boxers.
** Deadpool: "I will not let you die!! Be my bottom and live!" 'bottom' being a term meant for the partner in a gay sexual relationship who is on the receiving end.
** While fighting bad guys, Spider-Man tells Deadpool that he has something for him later. Deadpool tells him that he's going to die if it's a ring.
** Spider-Man is really annoyed when he realizes he's starting to like Deadpool and eventually is adamant in believing Deadpool is changing, despite his assistant Anna Maria warning him. Basically he sounds like a girl insisting she can change her bad boyfriend. Later he is seriously hurt and pissed finding out that Deadpool [[WasItAllALie supposedly only befriended him]] to get a shot at killing Peter Parker (whom Deadpool naturally believes a different person). Meanwhile Deadpool clearly started enjoying Spider-Man's company for real and admits to having screwed up. The hilarity being that neither of them had planned to like each other, but both ended up doing so anyway. See above for the two eventually considering themselves best friends.
** In the ''ComicBook/MonstersUnleashed'' tie-in one shot a group of schoolgirls lure Deadpool to their school in order to summon his "heartmate", who they think is his wife Shiklah so their dead headmistress can posses her body, but instead they summon Spider-Man who insists he and Deadpool are JustFriends when told the details.
** A rather large one. Taking place in issue #4. Spider-Man calls up Deadpool, and tries to hang out with him, feeling he's starting to change for the better. Deadpool arranges a double-date for them, inviting women he knows. Peter wonders how Deadpool is dating someone when he has a wife, and Deadpool reveals his top 5 free-pass list, which was approved and signed by Shiklah a while back. As it turns out, Spider-Man is on his list.
** While watching Spider-Man rage fight in his black suit, Deadpool comments that he's both terrified and turned on by him.
** In issue 14, Spider-Man and Deadpool are having a big fight. Nightcrawler thought it was just a sparring session. He calls to both of them, and Deadpool tells him to refer to them as life partners.
** In recent chapter 17, Spider-Man and Deadpool talk while confronting Itsy Bitsy, who asks if they're finally gonna kiss. Later in the fight, they're talking once again, but Itsy jumps between them this time, and says she's getting jealous. When she asks about Deadpool having children, she goes on to say that the three of them could have babies together.
** ''The'' most blatant example has to be the final issue, where Spidey and Deadpool share a hug, only for Peter to stop because it's implied that Deadpool was having a RagingStiffie.
** Some of the official artwork throws all subtlety out of the window as well. One of the variant covers features Deadpool upside down with flowers in his hand and hearts around his mouth as he tries to kiss a surprised Spider-Man. Another includes Spider-Man upside down, with Deadpool holding his head, and moving for a kiss.
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--->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from Series/DanceMoms.

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--->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from Series/DanceMoms.''Series/DanceMoms''.



--->'''Deadpool''': Chad from Series/TheBachelor after one too many flaming shots.

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--->'''Deadpool''': Chad from Series/TheBachelor ''Series/TheBachelor'' after one too many flaming shots.


--> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
--> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
--> '''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
--> '''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''

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--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
--> ---> '''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
--> ---> '''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
--> ---> '''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''



--> '''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.

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--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
--> ---> '''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.



--> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\

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--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\



-->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
-->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from Series/DanceMoms.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
-->'''Deadpool''': Chad from Series/TheBachelor after one too many flaming shots.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.

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-->'''Patient --->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
-->'''Deadpool''': --->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from Series/DanceMoms.
-->'''Spider-Man''': --->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
-->'''Deadpool''': --->'''Deadpool''': Chad from Series/TheBachelor after one too many flaming shots.
-->'''Spider-Man''': --->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.



--> '''Deadpool:''' If you don't stop squirming, I am totally going to "unsheathe my katana" all up against your "spider eggs". And by "katana", I mean-
--> '''Spider-Man:''' What is wrong with you?!
--> '''Deadpool:''' ''What?!'' I'm a red-blooded Canadian male! It's friction and junk biology and spandex grinding on leather and just ''please'' stop your wiggling and webbing-
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Would you just ''shut up'' so I can ''think!''
--> '''Deadpool:''' Don't yell at me... that's totally one of my turn-ons.

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--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' If you don't stop squirming, I am totally going to "unsheathe my katana" all up against your "spider eggs". And by "katana", I mean-
--> ---> '''Spider-Man:''' What is wrong with you?!
--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' ''What?!'' I'm a red-blooded Canadian male! It's friction and junk biology and spandex grinding on leather and just ''please'' stop your wiggling and webbing-
--> ---> '''Spider-Man:''' Would you just ''shut up'' so I can ''think!''
--> ---> '''Deadpool:''' Don't yell at me... that's totally one of my turn-ons.


* HeartWarmingMoments:

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* HeartWarmingMoments: SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments:

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** Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/{{Deadpool}} familiar homage.]]
-->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
-->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from Series/DanceMoms.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
-->'''Deadpool''': Chad from Series/TheBachelor after one too many flaming shots.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.


* FunnyMoments:

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* FunnyMoments: SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:


'''Spider-Man:''' This is not how any of this works. Seriously. This is nonsense. I drowned. That's it. I drowned in Hydro-Man and this is all in my- ''Job interview?''

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'''Spider-Man:''' This is not how any of this works. Seriously. This is nonsense. I drowned. That's it. I drowned in Hydro-Man and this is all in my- ''Job interview?''''job interview?''
** Deadpool sets up a double date for him and Spidey... who turn out to be Lady Thor and a succubus. They start fighting, Deadpool tries to direct them to the mud pit specially prepared for this purpose, the girls stop fighting when they realize they were called in the hopes of seeing them mud-wrestling, and immediately threaten Deadpool and Spidey into a dance-off (while in their boxers).



** Deadpool sets up a double date for him and Spidey... who turn out to be Lady Thor and a succubus. They start fighting, Deadpool tries to direct them to the mud pit specially prepared for this purpose, the girls stop fighting when they realize they were called in the hopes of seeing them mud-wrestling, and immediately threaten Deadpool and Spidey into a dance-off (while in their boxers).


I know, right? Are we even getting paid for this soul crushing?
No. No. No. Everything is so wrong with this.\\

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'''Mindful One:''' I know, right? Are we even getting paid for this soul crushing?
crushing?\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
No. No. No. Everything is so wrong with this.\\


'''Dormammu:''' Mindless ones! I command you to flay the skin from-

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'''Dormammu:''' Mindless ones! I command you to flay the skin from-from-\\

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** Deadpool and Spiderman are teleported to Dormammu's dimension, guarded by Mindless Ones. Deadpool's plan is to stuff them with brains he stole from a morgue.
--> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\
'''Mindful One:''' Um... So... we were... fighting, I guess? For some reason? Because...?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. It does not work like that.\\
I know, right? Are we even getting paid for this soul crushing?
No. No. No. Everything is so wrong with this.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Cover me, Spide-kick! You get a brain! You get a brain! You get a- wait. That's a grenade, sorry... You get ''two'' brains!\\
'''Dormammu:''' Mindless ones! I command you to flay the skin from-
'''Mindful One:''' Where was "flaying" in the job description?\\
'''Mindful One:''' How do you expect me to perform at my full potential without some encouragement? A simple thank you would suffice... or a raise.\\
'''Mindful One:''' That guy's head just exploded and I bet you don't even know his name. It was Carl. ''Carl!''\\
'''Deadpool:''' Boom! We overthrew Hell with the discarded brains of entitled millenials! Congratulations, you got the job!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' This is not how any of this works. Seriously. This is nonsense. I drowned. That's it. I drowned in Hydro-Man and this is all in my- ''Job interview?''


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** Deadpool sets up a double date for him and Spidey... who turn out to be Lady Thor and a succubus. They start fighting, Deadpool tries to direct them to the mud pit specially prepared for this purpose, the girls stop fighting when they realize they were called in the hopes of seeing them mud-wrestling, and immediately threaten Deadpool and Spidey into a dance-off (while in their boxers).

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** This image right here [[http://www.5027mac.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SPIDPOOL2016001-int2-3-09c501.jpg]]

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** [[ComicBook/MsMarvel Captain Marvel]] identifies Creator/TommyWiseau as a wanted alien criminal, whom the ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy have been pursuing for years.


** In the Monsters Unleashed tie-in one shot a group of schoolgirls lure Deadpool to their school in order to summon his "heartmate", who they think is his wife Shiklah so their dead headmistress can posses her body, but instead they summon Spider-Man who insists he and Deadpool are JustFriends when told the details.

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** In the Monsters Unleashed ''ComicBook/MonstersUnleashed'' tie-in one shot a group of schoolgirls lure Deadpool to their school in order to summon his "heartmate", who they think is his wife Shiklah so their dead headmistress can posses her body, but instead they summon Spider-Man who insists he and Deadpool are JustFriends when told the details.

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* AuthorsSavingThrow: Mephisto [[spoiler: still remembering the deal he made with Spider-Man during ''One More Day'' more or less removes the almost equally reviled ''One Moment In Time'' from continuity.]]

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** Deadpool: "I will not let you die!! Be my bottom and live!" 'bottom' being a term meant for the partner in a gay sexual relationship who is on the receiving end.

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