History Webcomic / TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella

* AmbiguouslyBi: Wonderella often dates men, but she also gets into situations with Hitlerella that could read as bickering girlfriends, has groped Plunderella's behind, and has a pretty obvious crush on Fantomah.

* VerbalBackspace: When [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/07/19/moms-the-word/ Wonderella Sr. is talking down Jokerella]].
-->'''Dana's Mother:''' Jokerella, I know that every daug-- ''[Dana scowls next to her]'' I know that ''most'' daughters want to please their mothers.

** [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/ Don't make me go to Lobsterfest]]. [[TheIncredibleHulk You wouldn't like me]] [[AltText when I'm at Lobsterfest]].

** Deconstructed with Uncle Slam, who's supposed to embody the spirit of America...except the America of 2016 is so polarized it's basically left Uncle Slam with a split personality.

* BringMyBrownPants: [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/02/13/premature-evacuation/ Premature EVACUATION]]

** The Quizzicle is The Riddler.

* AllMythsAreTrue: Wonderella is the child of a generic vaguely Greco-Roman Godhead (manifested as a shiny white sphere). She's also met Jesus (and his father, totally different from the aforementioned Godhead), Satan, various other demons including Moloch, Odin, Thor, Gaia, Santa (she killed him!), Krampus, and Faeries (her sister rules them, apparently). Figures of conflicting theological origins are A-OK.
* AltText: Used for humorous self-commentary.

''[[http://nonadventures.com/ The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'' is a parody of the Creator/DCComics character Franchise/WonderWoman and many superhero tropes in general. It focuses mainly on the mundane parts of the life of Wonderella, a lazy [[TheLadette Ladette]] superheroine who demonstrates [[PunchClockHero little interest in being a hero]]...or, in fact, doing anything much outside of partying, getting completely wasted, violence, and shopping. She is super-strong, super-durable, she can't fly but she can "totally jump hella high", [[FlightStrengthHeart when tied up she can hork up a giant octopus]], she can [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/06/28/balance-of-flower/ tell plants to die.]] and she can [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/04/26/power-couple/ curl up in a perfect ball when traumatized.]] Also has a rarely-used invisible blimp, and the tendency to make prejudiced remarks (especially about gay men, but pretty much every minority group gets a turn).

* AMindIsATerribleThingToRead: Intelli-Ape [[http://nonadventures.com/2012/01/14/the-kong-and-short-of-it/ comes to this conclusion]] after making the mistake of prying too deeply into [[StepfordSmiler Wonderita]]'s mind.

* AltText: Used for humorous self-commentary.

* AnAesop: Even villains must help [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/06/23/trading-braces/ teach children lessons]].
* APirate400YearsTooLate: [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/05/26/the-curse-of-plunderella/ The Chesapeake Bay Pirates]].

* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/01/27/everybody-in-the-club-gettin-gypsy/ Wonderella gets turned into monster size and attacks the city]].

* AWinnerIsYou: Rita has to deal with it [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/10/20/son-of-a-bit/ here]]. Beating the game on hard mode gives the message an extra exclamation point!!

* CarFu: [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/10/13/the-wrong-arm-of-the-law/ She doesn't even remember her own strength]]!

* ComebackTomorrow

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Wonderella embodies this trope.
** When [[http://nonadventures.com/2009/02/07/courting-favor/ acting as Firebrand's attorney]], she insists she's qualified because she's seen the first half of every ''Series/LawAndOrder'' episode. With only the occasional rare exception, the first half of every episode of that show focuses on the cops tracking down the suspect, with the trial beginning in the ''second'' half.

* DoNotAdjustYourSet: [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/06/04/immaculate-reception/ Hiterella takes over Wonderella's TV signal]].

* TheGhost: Although mentioned a number of times, the villain Orgy Biv has never been seen on camera.

* IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming: Each strip is titled with a purposely terrible pun. "Daylight Savings CRIME", "Mostly ARMLESS", "Bad to the CLONE", etc.

* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne: Reversed in [[http://nonadventures.com/2012/07/14/mortally-gingered/ this strip]]. When Wonderella tells an over-the-top story about her day, the part that Wonderita questioned...was Wonderella baking.
** The next comic has Hitlerella capture her, imprison her somewhere far away, and force her to watch the destruction of New York City by atom bomb over a satellite feed. What grinds Wonderella's gears? [[http://nonadventures.com/2012/07/28/anti-monitor/ Well...]]
-->'''Hitlerella:''' Out of this '''entire''' scenario. You have a ''problem. With the TV.''
* IWantGrandkids: Ginormus's mother, as referenced in [[http://nonadventures.com/2012/09/15/plan-dine-from-outer-space/ this strip]]
** [[http://nonadventures.com/2013/10/19/baby-comeback/ Titania actually hires villains to try to make Wonderella be a mother]].

* SideEffectsInclude: Wonderella's...frank regarding what it does, but not regarding its [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/02/24/merchant-of-menace/ side effects]].
-->"Not gettin' paid by the word here."

* SomedayThisWillComeInHandy: [[http://nonadventures.com/2013/01/19/scene-everything/ Averted]] and lampshaded.

* SuperHeroOrigin: [[http://nonadventures.com/2006/09/09/the-torment-of-a-thousand-yesterdays/ Wonderella's]] is a parody/pastiche of Franchise/{{Superman}}'s and [[Franchise/WonderWoman Wonder Woman's]].
* TakenForGranite: Happens to Dana in one strip, and it's even the [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/07/17/taken-for-granite/ title of that installment]].

* IncrediblyLamePun: Happens ''constantly'' in the AltText. Such as Franchise/PeterPan being thrown to the sharks by Somali Pirates yielding "Thanks, chum!" as the AltText stinger.
** And, of course, the titles for all the comics.

* TheCameo: Creator/StephenFry appears as Holmes' brother Mycroft in a strip which came out just after the announcement that he would be in the next Franchise/SherlockHolmes [[Film/SherlockHolmes film]].

* NoSympathy: In the 2018 St. Patrick's Day strip, [[http://nonadventures.com/2018/03/17/anticlimactic-planetary/ Wonderella's request for rescue]] is met with [[spoiler: [[VisualPun an image of the world's tiniest violin]]]].