History WebVideo / KidHistory

''[[https://www.youtube.com/user/boredshortstv Kid History]]'' is a WebVideoSeries on Website/{{YouTube}} created by various members of the Roberts family -- most notably, the children. In each episode, [[UnreliableNarrator the kids]] tell their own VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory version of something that happened in the lives of the adults. While their narration and dialogue plays, the adults then act out whatever their children ''said'' happened, usually playing their younger selves, and matching their actions and dialog with the kid's version. HilarityEnsues.

* DreadedCarMakeover: Mike's younger brother takes sandpaper to his new car.

'''[[https://www.youtube.com/user/boredshortstv Kid History]]''' is a series of Website/{{YouTube}} videos created by various members of the Roberts family -- most notably, the children. In each episode, [[UnreliableNarrator the kids]] tell the story of [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory something that happened in the lives of the adults]]. While their narration and dialogue plays, the adults then act out whatever their children ''said'' happened, usually playing their younger selves, and matching their actions and dialog with the kid's version. HilarityEnsues.

Another series hosted on their [=YouTube=] channel called "Kid Snippets" features a similar premise where a couple of the kids act out a purely fictional story based on a prompt, again with the adults acting out the result.

!!Kid history contains examples of:

* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: Episode #9.
* BlatantLies:
-->"Here are your perfectly normal pancakes, kids!"\\
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"Well, I don't even have a bike."
* BigNo: Episode #7. [[spoiler:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BIG TRAAAAAAAAAAK!"]]
* CaptainObvious:
-->"I have a machete, right here."
* ChristmasEpisode: Episode #7.
-->"Is this Christmas?"
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Usually Randy, although everyone has their moments.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment:
-->"I'm going to steal your birthday stuff!"\\
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"You're going to have to sit in the toilet for ''two days!''"
* CordonBleughChef / IfItTastesBadItMustBeGoodForYou: Episode #6.
* DeadpanSnarker: Everyone except Jake in Episode #8.
* DeadToBeginWith: The Kid Snippets short, "Accident" [[spoiler:Only he's actually not dead.]]

* DetectivesFollowFootprints: In "Salesman," but they aren't actual detectives and they don't find anyone.
* TheDitz: Usually Randy and Richard's characters.
* DramaticPause: When the kids aren't entirely sure what they're going to say.

* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: Some of the kids -- obviously it's justified.
* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: Invoked in Episode #1.
* EvilLaugh: Nathan's mom.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent

* GirlsHaveCooties: Probably the reason John's "friend" wasn't allowed to come hang with the guys in Episode #8.

* GreenAesop: Episode #6.

* InsistentTerminology: The Oceanology / Oceanography debate in Episode #4.
-->"Oceanography -- FACT!"

* MuggingTheMonster: A guy with a machete versus a guy with a bike. Guy with a bike wins.
-->"Don't hit me in the face with a bike!"
* NineOutOfTenDoctorsAgree:
-->"Five out of six people know a WebSite/{{Google}}! Pretty good. If you're a kid and you know it, raise your hand. ''[{{Beat}}]'' One out of one!"
* {{Ninja}}: They want to wear their ninja stuff, but they don't have any, so they wear their {{Pirate}} stuff.
** Also, "Ninja vanish!"
* NoSympathy: "Mike, Mike, Mike. You're the worst babysitter!"
* NonSequitur: The kids can be pretty random sometimes.

* PickyEater:
-->"She doesn't give me peas all day yet because I don't like them yet."
* RaceAgainstTheClock:
-->"There's only one minute left in my brain. ''Time is running out!''"
* RefugeInAudacity

* RhymesOnADime:
-->"My name is Jake, I'm poking the snake!"
* SecretIngredient:
-->"A pinch of salt, lots of love, and lots and lots of tofu!"

* SomethingThatBeginsWithBoring:
-->"I spy something yellow."\\
"Uh... The light."\\
"Yes."
* TheStinger:
-->"But!..."\\
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"Fa-c-t."\\
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"Who's driving?"
* SweetTooth: Discussed.
-->"Guess what 'you a sweet tooth' means? I doesn't mean that you like candy -- it means that you want some!"
* StrongerSibling:
-->"How come I'm so much buffer than you?"
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: In Episode #9.
* ToiletHumor: Invoked on several occasions.
* TranslationTrainWreck: When the kids try to speak Spanish in Episode #3.
* UnreliableNarrator: What happens when kids are the ones telling the story.
* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory: Basically the whole point.
* AWizardDidIt: How they got home in Episode #2.

* LogicalFallacy: Frequent.
-->"Well, I saw one dollar on the ground -- a ten dollar bill."\\
"Then he's a [[BankRobbery bank robba]]!"

* TheHunter: Episode #5.
-->"Do you know what lions I've hunted?!?"

* JewishHolidays: Invoked by Richard's character in Episode #7, who celebrates Hanukkah.

'''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/boredshortstv Kid History]]''' is a series of {{YouTube}} videos created by various members of the Roberts family -- most notably, the children. In each episode, [[UnreliableNarrator the kids]] tell the story of [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory something that happened in the lives of the adults]]. While their narration and dialog plays, the adults then act out whatever their children ''said'' happened, usually playing their younger selves, and matching their actions and dialog with the kid's version. HilarityEnsues.

* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: All of the others laugh at Randy because he doesn't have any {{Franchise/Barbie}} toys.
* BadlyBatteredBabysitter: Episode 9

* BigNo: Episode 7. [[spoiler: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BIG TRAAAAAAAAAAK!"]]

--> "I have a machete, right here."
* ChristmasEpisode: Episode 7
--> "Is this Christmas?"

* CordonBleughChef / IfItTastesBadItMustBeGoodForYou: Episode 6.
* DeadpanSnarker: Everyone except Jake in Episode 8.
* DeadToBeginWith: The Kid Snippets short, "Accident" [[spoiler: Only he's actually not dead.]]
--> "I'm the angel and [[DeadAllAlong you're dead]]."

* TheDitz: Usually Randy and Richard's characters
* DramaticPause: When the kids aren't entirely sure what they're going to say

* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: Some of the kids--obviously it's justified.
* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: Invoked in Episode 1

* GirlsHaveCooties: Probably the reason John's "friend" wasn't allowed to come hang with the guys in Episode 8.
* GoodAngelBadAngel: Randy has a devil who wants him to do awesome things and a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} angel in Episode 5, with a couple people tagging along sometimes.
* GoshDangItToHeck: Justified, as children provide all of the dialog.
* GreenAesop: Episode 6
* HeyThatsMyLine: In Episode 8, one of the kids is supposed to be the manager and the other one keeps thinking he is.
* HorribleCampingTrip: Averted in Episode 5 where the camping conditions are just fine--they just decide to sneak out and play with fireworks.
* TheHunter: Episode 5
--> "Do you know what lions I've hunted?!?"
* InsistentTerminology: The Oceanology/Oceanography debate in Episode 4.
--> "Oceanography -- FACT!"
* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: Randy is often shown playing with dolls and stuffed animals, and he was Mary in their reenactment of the Nativity scene.
* JewishHolidays: Invoked by Richard's character in Episode 7, who celebrates Hanukkah
* LatinLand: The kids confuse Chile with Mexico.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: The "mom" in Episode 6 looks at the camera and asks, "Where's Brett?" ([[DontExplainTheJoke He's playing the mom]])

--> "Well, I saw one dollar on the ground -- a ten dollar bill."\\

--> "Don't hit me in the face with a bike!"

-->"Five out of six people know a Google! Pretty good. If you're a kid and you know it, raise your hand. ''[{{Beat}}]'' One out of one!"

* OverlyLongGag: The completos salesman in Episode 3.

"Uh... the light."\\

* SweetTooth: Discussed
-->"Guess what 'you a sweet tooth' means? I doesn't mean that you like candy--it means that you want some!"

* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: In Episode 9.

* TranslationTrainWreck: When the kids try to speak Spanish in Episode 3.

* AWizardDidIt: How they got home in Episode 2.