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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's [[WebVideo/BootlegUniverseOneShots "Bootleg Universe"]] series, it offers a dark, rather [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...

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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, Creator/AdiShankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's [[WebVideo/BootlegUniverseOneShots "Bootleg Universe"]] series, it offers a dark, rather [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...
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* FallenHero: James Bond, once the greates secret agent of all, ends up [[spoiler: becoming a hitman in a desperate attempt to recapture part of his GloryDays]].

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* FallenHero: James Bond, once the greates greatest secret agent of all, all time, ends up [[spoiler: becoming a hitman in a desperate attempt to recapture part of his GloryDays]].
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* FallenHero: James Bond, once the greates secret agent of all, ends up [[spoiler: becoming a hitman in a desperate attempt to recapture part of his GloryDays]].

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* GenreDeconstruction: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. He even has to pay for sex now.



* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. He even has to pay for sex now.
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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's [[Franchise/BootlegUniverseOneShots "Bootleg Universe"]] series, it offers a dark, rather [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...

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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's [[Franchise/BootlegUniverseOneShots [[WebVideo/BootlegUniverseOneShots "Bootleg Universe"]] series, it offers a dark, rather [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...
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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's "Bootleg Universe" series, it offers a dark, rather [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...

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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's [[Franchise/BootlegUniverseOneShots "Bootleg Universe" Universe"]] series, it offers a dark, rather [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...
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* CaptainErsatz: The main character is never explicitly identified, but is so thinly a veiled version of Sean Connery's Film/JamesBond that the veil might as well be made of Cellophane. For this reason, MGM briefly had the short pulled from YouTube (it has since been re-uploaded).

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* CaptainErsatz: The main character is never explicitly identified, but is so thinly a veiled version of Sean Connery's Film/JamesBond that the veil might as well be made of Cellophane. For this reason, MGM briefly had the short pulled from YouTube Website/YouTube (it has since been re-uploaded).
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* AintTooProudToBeg: [[spoiler:The poor guy our main character's hired to whack spends his last few minutes desperately pleading for his life.]]

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* AccidentalMurder: [[spoiler:Bond accidentally kills (or at least concusses) his target’s wife while trying to get at him.]]
* AintTooProudToBeg: [[spoiler:The poor guy our main character's Bond's hired to whack spends his last few minutes desperately pleading for his life.]]



* BloodKnight: He's got enough money to satisfy most of his cravings for his former life, but it's clearly the action that the main character misses the most. [[spoiler:To the point that he eventually becomes a contract killer performing squalid murders-for-hire just so that he can relive some faint shred of the GloryDays.]]
* BookEnds: The main character, staring out of a train window, musing how "they" would overlook his misdeeds due to his service to his country.

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* BaitAndSwitch: A very dark one; [[spoiler:Bond inadvertently injures his target’s wife and when he realizes it, he glances back with the clear implication that [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight he’s going to go back to help her]]... and then he just turns away and continues the pursuit.]]
* BatmanColdOpen: The film opens with the ending of one of Bond’s many adventures, with him using crazy gadgets and badass skills to defeat a supervillain. Then the dying villain tells Bond how he’s just going to be forgotten too, at which point the movie cuts to the depressing present day.
* BloodKnight: He's got enough money to satisfy most of his cravings for his former life, but it's clearly the action that the main character James misses the most. [[spoiler:To the point that he eventually becomes a contract killer performing squalid murders-for-hire just so that he can relive some faint shred of the GloryDays.]]
* BoomHeadshot: How Bond kills [[spoiler:the man he’s been paid to murder.]]
* BookEnds: The main character, James Bond, staring out of a train window, musing how "they" would overlook his misdeeds due to his service to his country.country.
* TheCameo: Sort of; [[spoiler:Blofeld makes a brief appearance at the end through Bond’s imagination.]]



* CurbStompBattle: PlayedForDrama. The climax is the main character, the best secret agent there was, hunting, fighting, and eliminating his target with extreme prejudice... [[spoiler:except it's not some megalomaniacal supervillain this time, just some pathetic schlub who's been sleeping with the wrong guy's wife and got a hit out on him in response.]] It's all to show just how low our main character has finally sunk.

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* CoolOldGuy: Strongly averted. An aged James Bond turns out to be a pathetic, miserable loser who [[spoiler:becomes a scummy hitman to try and recapture the magic of his old life]].
* CurbStompBattle: PlayedForDrama. The climax is the main character, James Bond, the best secret agent there was, hunting, fighting, and eliminating his target with extreme prejudice... [[spoiler:except it's not some megalomaniacal supervillain this time, just some pathetic schlub who's been sleeping with the wrong guy's wife and got a hit out on him in response.]] It's all to show just how low our main character hero has finally sunk. sunk.
* DaChief: Averted. M is long gone, and the only person sending 007 on his mission is some snot-nosed hacker who doesn’t really think Bond should even be going.



* DeliberatelyMonochrome: The glorious technicolor of the main character's 1960s adventures stands out amid the desaturated monochrome of his present-day life.

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* DeliberatelyMonochrome: The glorious technicolor of the main character's Bond's 1960s adventures stands out amid the desaturated monochrome of his present-day life. life.
* DentedIron: James Bond can still kill and fight, but given that he’s an old man now, he’s far less good at it. The only “fight” he gets into and wins is against [[spoiler:a middle aged housewife, and Bond doesn’t even kill her on purpose.]]
* FaceHeelTurn: James Bond goes from saving the world to [[spoiler:shooting innocent people for Dark Web hit assignments.]]
* TheFaceless: During the climax, [[spoiler:Bond visualizes his target as Blofeld, who is fittingly portrayed as being cloaked in shadows or otherwise concealing his face.]]
* FutureLoser: James Bond has not aged well in this universe.



* GloryDays: The beginning of the short features a glimpse of a fast-paced adventure from the protagonist's youth, complete with exotic locations, dastardly villains, great peril, cool cars and gadgets, an exciting chase and a beautiful bikini-clad woman beside him. The rest of the short contrasts this with the now-elderly main character struggling to fit in with the rest of the world and reflecting back on this.
* FaceHeelTurn: Although given the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was a Face to begin with. [[spoiler:But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically just a hit-man.]]

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** The Bond Girl concept is more seriously deconstructed when Bond meets a beautiful, mysterious woman in his hotel and falls right into flirting with her like always. Then she starts giving prices when he invites her to his room; she’s an escort. TheCasanova is reduced to paying for sex.
* GloryDays: The beginning of the short features a glimpse of a fast-paced adventure from the protagonist's James Bond's youth, complete with exotic locations, dastardly villains, great peril, cool cars and gadgets, an exciting chase and a beautiful bikini-clad woman beside him. The rest of the short contrasts this with the now-elderly main character agent struggling to fit in with the rest of the world and reflecting back on this.
* FaceHeelTurn: Although given HeManWomanHater: As part of the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was {{Deconstruction}}; this Bond is a Face to begin with. [[spoiler:But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically just bitter womanizer who hatefully calls a hit-man.]]prostitute a “vulgar harlot” for not sleeping with him for free.



* HighClassCallGirl: The main character can still get beautiful women in to bed... if he pays for it.
* HowWeGotHere: The first shot is the main character staring out of a train window at the darkened scenery passing him by. The rest of the short follows how the main character reached this point.
* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler:He even has to pay for sex now.]]

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* HighClassCallGirl: The main character Bond can still get beautiful women in to bed... if he pays for it.
* HowTheMightyHaveFallen: The CentralTheme. James Bond goes from saving the world and bedding beautiful women to [[spoiler:murdering a man for a crappy Dark Web job in a desperate attempt to relive his GloryDays.]]
* HowWeGotHere: The first shot is the main character James staring out of a train window at the darkened scenery passing him by. The rest of the short follows how the main character he reached this point.
* {{Jerkass}}: Bond has become a selfish dick in his old age, though there are hints that [[BitchInSheepsClothing he’s always been like this deep-down]].
* MundaneMadeAwesome: PlayedForDrama; [[spoiler:Bond treats a grubby murder-for-hire that he got off the Dark Web like it’s some grandiose spy mission, even visualizing his target as Blofeld. It’s a desperate attempt to once again experience the magic of his old life.]]
* MythologyGag:
** The entire opening sequence is a loving pastiche of the Creator/SeanConnery “Bond” films, complete with the car gadgets and the lead actor doing a (surprisingly good) imitation of Connery.
** The film’s title is a reference to ''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService''; fitting, given that’s [[DarkerAndEdgier one of the darkest films]] in the franchise.
** The whole “is Bond relevant?” question was a big theme in ''Film/{{Skyfall}}''... only where that film said “yes”, this one gives a resounding “not really”.
** In his brief (imaginary) cameo, [[spoiler:Blofeld is depicted as TheFaceless cloaked in shadows, much like how earlier “Bond” films concealed his face from the audience.]]
* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler:He He even has to pay for sex now.]]



* TakeThat: It's probably not a coincidence that the less-than-flattering observations the main character levels at the world he lives in are also criticisms that can be levelled at James Bond.

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* TakeThat: It's probably not a coincidence that the less-than-flattering observations the main character Bond levels at the world he lives in are also criticisms that can be levelled at James Bond. his own franchise.
* ThenLetMeBeEvil: [[spoiler:Bond comes to this conclusion at the end.]]
* WatchThePaintJob: During the BatmanColdOpen, Bond, as typical, ends up driving his car into the ocean to catch a bad guy.



* WrongGenreSavvy: As part of the deconstruction. In the second half of the film, the main character starts acting like [[Film/JamesBond he's on one of his old grandiose adventures.]] [[spoiler:When in fact he's just doing a grubby, cheap murder-for-hire.]]

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* WrongGenreSavvy: As part of the deconstruction. In the second half of the film, the main character Bond starts acting like [[Film/JamesBond he's on one of his old grandiose adventures.]] [[spoiler:When in fact he's just doing a grubby, cheap murder-for-hire.]]
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** More specifically, it deconstructs the Sean Connery version of James Bond, showing what would happen if the same man who fought Film/DrNo, Film/{{Goldfinger}} and [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofeld]] didn't [[TheNthDoctor get recast into a series of other actors]] and instead just aged like everyone else. Eventually, he would have to face obsolescence and irrelevance.

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** More specifically, it deconstructs the Sean Connery version of James Bond, showing what would might happen if the same man who fought Film/DrNo, Film/{{Goldfinger}} and [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofeld]] didn't [[TheNthDoctor get recast into a series of other actors]] and instead just aged like everyone else. Eventually, he would have to face obsolescence and irrelevance.

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* AintTooProudToBeg: [[spoiler: The poor guy our main character's hired to whack spends his last few minutes desperately pleading for his life.]]

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* AintTooProudToBeg: [[spoiler: The [[spoiler:The poor guy our main character's hired to whack spends his last few minutes desperately pleading for his life.]]



* BloodKnight: He's got enough money to satisfy most of his cravings for his former life, but it's clearly the action that the main character misses the most. [[spoiler: To the point that he eventually becomes a contract killer performing squalid murders-for-hire just so that he can relive some faint shred of the GloryDays.]]

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* BloodKnight: He's got enough money to satisfy most of his cravings for his former life, but it's clearly the action that the main character misses the most. [[spoiler: To [[spoiler:To the point that he eventually becomes a contract killer performing squalid murders-for-hire just so that he can relive some faint shred of the GloryDays.]]



* CurbStompBattle: PlayedForDrama. The climax is the main character, the best secret agent there was, hunting, fighting, and eliminating his target with extreme prejudice... [[spoiler: except it's not some megalomaniacal supervillain this time, just some pathetic schlub who's been sleeping with the wrong guy's wife and got a hit out on him in response.]] It's all to show just how low our main character has finally sunk.

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* CurbStompBattle: PlayedForDrama. The climax is the main character, the best secret agent there was, hunting, fighting, and eliminating his target with extreme prejudice... [[spoiler: except [[spoiler:except it's not some megalomaniacal supervillain this time, just some pathetic schlub who's been sleeping with the wrong guy's wife and got a hit out on him in response.]] It's all to show just how low our main character has finally sunk.



* FaceHeelTurn: Although given the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was a Face to begin with. [[spoiler: But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically just a hit-man.]]

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* FaceHeelTurn: Although given the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was a Face to begin with. [[spoiler: But [[spoiler:But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically just a hit-man.]]



* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler: He even has to pay for sex now.]]

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* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He even has to pay for sex now.]]



-->''They forgave me my transgressions, for my service. [[GloryDays That was long ago now.]] Today, the world offers no such forgiveness. It doesn't need to. The conceit. Self-absorption. Each of them, seeking only to satisfy their own every indulgence. [[TitleDrop In service of nothing.]] Not the good of others. Not England. Today, the world will offer me no forgiveness. [[spoiler: And I shall ask none of it.]]

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-->''They forgave me my transgressions, for my service. [[GloryDays That was long ago now.]] Today, the world offers no such forgiveness. It doesn't need to. The conceit. Self-absorption. Each of them, seeking only to satisfy their own every indulgence. [[TitleDrop In service of nothing.]] Not the good of others. Not England. Today, the world will offer me no forgiveness. [[spoiler: And [[spoiler:And I shall ask none of it.]]]]"



* WrongGenreSavvy: As part of the deconstruction. In the second half of the film, the main character starts acting like [[Film/JamesBond he's on one of his old grandiose adventures.]] [[spoiler: When in fact he's just doing a grubby, cheap murder-for-hire.]]

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* WrongGenreSavvy: As part of the deconstruction. In the second half of the film, the main character starts acting like [[Film/JamesBond he's on one of his old grandiose adventures.]] [[spoiler: When [[spoiler:When in fact he's just doing a grubby, cheap murder-for-hire.]]]]
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* GirlOfTheWeek: The unnamed woman in a bikini who spends most of the time shrieking uselessly from the passenger seat of the main character's car while he engages in an action-packed chase is a not-very-subtle parody of the classic Bond Girl.

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* GirlOfTheWeek: The unnamed woman in a bikini who spends most of the time shrieking uselessly from the passenger seat of the main character's car while he engages in an action-packed chase is a not-very-subtle parody of the classic Bond Girl.Girl stereotype.
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But then eventually, one day his services were no longer required.

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But then eventually, then, one day day, his services were no longer required.
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* DeliberatelyMonochrome: The glorious technicolor of the main character's 1960s adventures stands out admit the desaturated monochrome of his present-day life.

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* DeliberatelyMonochrome: The glorious technicolor of the main character's 1960s adventures stands out admit amid the desaturated monochrome of his present-day life.
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** More specifically, it deconstructs the Sean Connery version of James Bond, showing what would happen if the same man who fought Film/DrNo, Film/{{Goldfinger}} and [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofeld]] didn't [[TheNthDoctor get recast into a series of other actors]] and instead just aged. Eventually, he would have to face obsolescence and irrelevance like everyone else.

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** More specifically, it deconstructs the Sean Connery version of James Bond, showing what would happen if the same man who fought Film/DrNo, Film/{{Goldfinger}} and [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofeld]] didn't [[TheNthDoctor get recast into a series of other actors]] and instead just aged. aged like everyone else. Eventually, he would have to face obsolescence and irrelevance like everyone else.irrelevance.

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* {{Deconstruction}}: Of James Bond (specifically, the Sean Connery version of James Bond). He's a womanising alcoholic with the freedom to kill his country's enemies with impunity and live his dream lifestyle. But what happens if you take that freedom away from him?

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* {{Deconstruction}}: Of James Bond (specifically, the Sean Connery version of James Bond). He's Bond; he's a womanising alcoholic with the freedom to kill his country's enemies with impunity and live his dream lifestyle. But what happens if you take that freedom away from him?him?
** More specifically, it deconstructs the Sean Connery version of James Bond, showing what would happen if the same man who fought Film/DrNo, Film/{{Goldfinger}} and [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofeld]] didn't [[TheNthDoctor get recast into a series of other actors]] and instead just aged. Eventually, he would have to face obsolescence and irrelevance like everyone else.



* FaceHeelTurn: Although given the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was a Face to begin with. [[spoiler: But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically a hit-man.]]

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* FaceHeelTurn: Although given the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was a Face to begin with. [[spoiler: But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically just a hit-man.]]
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But then one day, his services were no longer required.

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But then eventually, one day, day his services were no longer required.
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Once, our main character was [[Franchise/JamesBond a debonair secret agent with a license to kill]]. Women wanted him and men wanted to be him. He travelled across the globe armed with the finest of weapons and the most high-tech of gadgets to battle megalomaniacal villains who threatened the world. He defended his country and terminated its enemies with ruthless precision. He battled evil, bedded beautiful women and saved the world, all in the name of England and its ideals, for Queen and country. He was the best.

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Once, our main character was [[Franchise/JamesBond a debonair secret agent with a license to kill]]. Women wanted him and men wanted to be him. He travelled across the globe armed with the finest of weapons and the most high-tech of gadgets to battle megalomaniacal villains who threatened the world. He defended his country and terminated its enemies with ruthless precision.precision and efficiency. He battled evil, bedded beautiful women and saved the world, all in the name of England and its ideals, for Queen and country. He was the best.
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-->'''They forgave me my transgressions, for my service. [[GloryDays That was long ago now.]] Today, the world offers no such forgiveness. It doesn't need to. The conceit. Self-absorption. Each of them, seeking only to satisfy their own every indulgence. [[TitleDrop In service of nothing.]] Not the good of others. Not England. Today, the world will offer me no forgiveness. [[spoiler: And I shall ask none of it.]]

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-->'''They -->''They forgave me my transgressions, for my service. [[GloryDays That was long ago now.]] Today, the world offers no such forgiveness. It doesn't need to. The conceit. Self-absorption. Each of them, seeking only to satisfy their own every indulgence. [[TitleDrop In service of nothing.]] Not the good of others. Not England. Today, the world will offer me no forgiveness. [[spoiler: And I shall ask none of it.]]
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* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton or Pierce Brosnan. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler: He even has to pay for sex now.]]

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* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton or Dalton, Pierce Brosnan.Brosnan or Daniel Craig. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler: He even has to pay for sex now.]]
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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's "Bootleg Universe" series, it offers a dark, rather {{Deconstructive}} take on a popular pop-culture icon...

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2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's "Bootleg Universe" series, it offers a dark, rather {{Deconstructive}} [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructive]] take on a popular pop-culture icon...
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-->''They forgave me my transgressions.''

2015 ShortFilm / FanFilm written and directed by Tyler Gibb and produced by Adi Shankar, who also produced ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', ''Film/TheGrey'' and the popular ComicBook/ThePunisher fan-film ''Film/DirtyLaundry''. Like the other fan-videos in Shankar's "Bootleg Universe" series, it offers a dark, rather {{Deconstructive}} take on a popular pop-culture icon...

Once, our main character was [[Franchise/JamesBond a debonair secret agent with a license to kill]]. Women wanted him and men wanted to be him. He travelled across the globe armed with the finest of weapons and the most high-tech of gadgets to battle megalomaniacal villains who threatened the world. He defended his country and terminated its enemies with ruthless precision. He battled evil, bedded beautiful women and saved the world, all in the name of England and its ideals, for Queen and country. He was the best.

But then one day, his services were no longer required.

Now he is an old man, retired, living in a country which has apparently forgotten him and the ideals he fought to protect for so long. The world has become very different, but our main character hasn't -- and now he struggles to find a place for himself, if such a thing is even possible...

Can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wOhtAtastk here]].

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* AintTooProudToBeg: [[spoiler: The poor guy our main character's hired to whack spends his last few minutes desperately pleading for his life.]]
* ArcWords: "They forgave me my transgressions."
* BloodKnight: He's got enough money to satisfy most of his cravings for his former life, but it's clearly the action that the main character misses the most. [[spoiler: To the point that he eventually becomes a contract killer performing squalid murders-for-hire just so that he can relive some faint shred of the GloryDays.]]
* BookEnds: The main character, staring out of a train window, musing how "they" would overlook his misdeeds due to his service to his country.
* CaptainErsatz: The main character is never explicitly identified, but is so thinly a veiled version of Sean Connery's Film/JamesBond that the veil might as well be made of Cellophane. For this reason, MGM briefly had the short pulled from YouTube (it has since been re-uploaded).
* CurbStompBattle: PlayedForDrama. The climax is the main character, the best secret agent there was, hunting, fighting, and eliminating his target with extreme prejudice... [[spoiler: except it's not some megalomaniacal supervillain this time, just some pathetic schlub who's been sleeping with the wrong guy's wife and got a hit out on him in response.]] It's all to show just how low our main character has finally sunk.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of James Bond (specifically, the Sean Connery version of James Bond). He's a womanising alcoholic with the freedom to kill his country's enemies with impunity and live his dream lifestyle. But what happens if you take that freedom away from him?
* DeliberatelyMonochrome: The glorious technicolor of the main character's 1960s adventures stands out admit the desaturated monochrome of his present-day life.
* GirlOfTheWeek: The unnamed woman in a bikini who spends most of the time shrieking uselessly from the passenger seat of the main character's car while he engages in an action-packed chase is a not-very-subtle parody of the classic Bond Girl.
* GloryDays: The beginning of the short features a glimpse of a fast-paced adventure from the protagonist's youth, complete with exotic locations, dastardly villains, great peril, cool cars and gadgets, an exciting chase and a beautiful bikini-clad woman beside him. The rest of the short contrasts this with the now-elderly main character struggling to fit in with the rest of the world and reflecting back on this.
* FaceHeelTurn: Although given the Deconstruction going on, it's arguable exactly whether the character in question was a Face to begin with. [[spoiler: But he's definitely gone from saving the world from super-villains to basically a hit-man.]]
* HeroInsurance: "They forgave me my transgressions for my service. That was the arrangement." But the arrangement didn't last forever.
* HighClassCallGirl: The main character can still get beautiful women in to bed... if he pays for it.
* HowWeGotHere: The first shot is the main character staring out of a train window at the darkened scenery passing him by. The rest of the short follows how the main character reached this point.
* RealityEnsues: This version of James Bond never became George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton or Pierce Brosnan. He just stayed Sean Connery, and consequently got old, shunted into a desk job, and forced into mandatory retirement with a meagre pension. [[spoiler: He even has to pay for sex now.]]
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: A couple to the modern generation, although they can also count as [[TakeThat "The Reason]] ''[[TakeThat I]]'' [[TakeThat Suck]]" speeches as well:
-->'''They forgave me my transgressions, for my service. [[GloryDays That was long ago now.]] Today, the world offers no such forgiveness. It doesn't need to. The conceit. Self-absorption. Each of them, seeking only to satisfy their own every indulgence. [[TitleDrop In service of nothing.]] Not the good of others. Not England. Today, the world will offer me no forgiveness. [[spoiler: And I shall ask none of it.]]
* RetiredBadass: Even James Bond has to get old some day.
* {{Storyboard}}: The film is essentially a storyboard with LimitedAnimation.
* TakeThat: It's probably not a coincidence that the less-than-flattering observations the main character levels at the world he lives in are also criticisms that can be levelled at James Bond.
* WritingAroundTrademarks: Very, ''very'' barely. Nothing and no one is explicitly identified, but it's pretty clear (as in: can be seen from space) that we're dealing with James Bond here.
* WrongGenreSavvy: As part of the deconstruction. In the second half of the film, the main character starts acting like [[Film/JamesBond he's on one of his old grandiose adventures.]] [[spoiler: When in fact he's just doing a grubby, cheap murder-for-hire.]]

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