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* No matter how bad you are, if you help against a world-ending threat [[KarmaHoudini everything you've previously done will be forgotten and those you've wronged will make friends with you. And the worst thing you'll possibly get is being allowed to continue your horrific experiments with only a single guard you could easily kill at your leisure watching you]].

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* No matter how bad you are, if you help against a world-ending threat [[KarmaHoudini everything you've previously done will not be forgotten punished and those you've wronged will make friends with tolerate you. And the worst thing you'll possibly get is being allowed to continue your horrific experiments freedom with only a single guard you could easily possibly kill at your leisure watching you]].


** You shouldn't make a clone because spending time with your children is extra work that you don't need.
* From ''Manga/{{Naruto Gaiden}}'' -- It's OK to completely abandon your wife and daughter to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your daughter (which will cause you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.

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** You shouldn't make Using a clone because spending time with your children is isn't good enough, despite the extra work that exhaustion of maintaining it you don't need.
* From ''Manga/{{Naruto Gaiden}}'' -- It's OK to completely abandon
will be condemned by your wife and daughter to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your daughter (which will cause kids if you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.do it.


##: Be absurdly late.
##: Give out false information.
##: Giving out hints (even if they're vague) is a no-no.
##: Threaten them.

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##: ## Be absurdly late.
##: ## Give out false information.
##: ## Giving out hints (even if they're vague) is a no-no.
##: ## Threaten them.



** Neglecting your son is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[{{Irony}} he is feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when the two of you were his age]].

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** * Neglecting your son is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[{{Irony}} he is feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when the two of you were his age]].


* An entire town can pick on an innocent child with [[KarmaHoudini no repercussions]] and still expect him [[EntitledBastard to save them from their enemies and the monster they put inside him.]]



* It's okay to hate a child because he has a [[SealedEvilInACan demon inside them.]] It's also perfectly logical [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer to ostracize him and make him feel unloved]]. He will, every time, use his powers to protect you. He will ''never'' once think to use his powers to unleash unholy hell on you and your loved ones as payback for all the crap you've put him through.

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* It's okay to hate a child because he has a [[SealedEvilInACan demon inside them.]] It's also perfectly logical [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer to ostracize him and make him feel unloved]]. He will, every time, use his powers to protect you. He will ''never'' once think to use his powers to unleash unholy hell on you and your loved ones as payback for all the crap you've put him through. An entire town can pick on an innocent child with [[KarmaHoudini no repercussions]] and still expect him [[EntitledBastard to save them from their enemies and the monster they put inside him.]]



*** Because you'll be EasilyForgiven later. Despite ruining many lives. Hell, you're the coolest despite the fact that everything about your actions blatantly says otherwise.

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*** Because you'll be EasilyForgiven later. Despite ruining many lives. Hell, you're the coolest despite the fact that everything about your actions blatantly says otherwise. All the murders you committed, all the emotional abuse towards those who love you (or those you love), genocidal rage and responsibility for tons of other mayhem? It will be whitewashed because you're an Uchiha!



* You don't want your kids to be independent just yet? Just turn into an EldritchAbomination and hunt them down. Shame on them when they seal you away, the ungrateful whelps.



* Unless you're a special snowflake, every effort you make to improve your skills will be pointless.



* It's OK to let a mass murdering psychopath go free to continue his inhuman experiments in peace now that the war against a greater threat is over.
* If your surname is "Uchiha", you're automatically a saint, should be EasilyForgiven and {{HandWave}}d for your crimes. All the murders you committed, all the emotional abuse towards those who love you (or those you love), genocidal rage and responsibility for tons of other mayhem? It will be whitewashed because you're an Uchiha!

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* If the [[TheLostLenore girl you love dies]] never, ever get over your pain and move on with your life. As long as you stay rooted in your despair and take it out on those around you, someone will come and save you from your problems and you get to die and spend eternity happily ever after with her.


** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]] (especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice]] that the BigBad is [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]]), spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love to her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.

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** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]] (especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice]] that the BigBad is [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]]), spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love to her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject "reject" you]] and leave with the BigBad.


** Neglecting your child is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[{{Irony}} they are feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when you were children]].
*** You shouldn't make a clone because spending time with your children is extra work that you don't need.

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** Neglecting your child son is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[{{Irony}} they are he is feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when the two of you were children]].
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his age]].
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You shouldn't make a clone because spending time with your children is extra work that you don't need.


* From ''Manga/{{Naruto Gaiden}} -- It's OK to completely abandon your wife and daughter to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your daughter (which will cause you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.

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* From ''Manga/{{Naruto Gaiden}} Gaiden}}'' -- It's OK to completely abandon your wife and daughter to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your daughter (which will cause you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.


** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]] (especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] the BigBad is [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]]), spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love to her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.

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** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]] (especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] notice]] that the BigBad is [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]]), spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love to her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.


** Neglecting your child is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[Irony they are feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when you were children]].

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** Neglecting your child is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[Irony [[{{Irony}} they are feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when you were children]].


* Remember, if your friend turns evil, he is still your friend and you should do everything you can to save him and make excuses for him, even if he wants to kill all of your friends.

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* Remember, if [[RivalTurnedEvil your friend turns evil, evil]], he is still your friend and you should do everything you can to save him and make excuses for him, even if he wants to kill all of your friends.



*** The same applies to your village and its ninjas in regards to other villages and their ninjas. Like, those ninjas and guys from the Filler Arcs and Movies who are just doing their job, or the Tykebombs working for the BigBad are just evil [[WithUsOrAgainstUs because they working for the faction opposing you]]! [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity In fact, any Ninja that isn't part of Konoha's Will of Fire is an evil one, no matter their own philosophies and goals, or if they have a very good reason to hate you and your village]] (Like, that Sky Village your own village destroyed in a war? Or the Takumi Village that made weapons for you, but then when they requested your help you just said it's their problem?)! [[SarcasmMode Ladies and gentlemen, our heroes!]]

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*** The same applies to your village and its ninjas in regards to other villages and their ninjas. Like, those ninjas and guys from the Filler {{Filler}} Arcs and Movies who are just doing their job, or the Tykebombs working for the BigBad are just evil [[WithUsOrAgainstUs because they working for the faction opposing you]]! [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity In fact, any Ninja that isn't part of Konoha's Will of Fire is an evil one, no matter their own philosophies and goals, or if they have a very good reason to hate you and your village]] (Like, that Sky Village your own village destroyed in a war? Or the Takumi Village that made weapons for you, but then when they requested your help you just said it's their problem?)! [[SarcasmMode Ladies and gentlemen, our heroes!]]



** So the lesson here is never make promises?
* Also, your true love is the guy/girl that ignores you. ''Always.''

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** *** So the lesson here is never make promises?
* Also, your true love OneTrueLove is the guy/girl that ignores you. ''Always.''



** This could also be said (to a much lesser extent, and with the exception of anyone who kills the main character) of ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''

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** This could also be said (to a much lesser extent, and with the exception of anyone who kills the main character) of ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'' ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''.



* It's okay to hate a child because he has a [[SealedEvilInACan demon inside them.]] It's also perfectly logical to ostracize him, make him feel unloved. He will, every time, use his powers to protect you. He will ''never'' once think to use his powers to unleash unholy hell on you and your loved ones as payback for all the crap you've put him through.

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* It's okay to hate a child because he has a [[SealedEvilInACan demon inside them.]] It's also perfectly logical [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer to ostracize him, him and make him feel unloved.unloved]]. He will, every time, use his powers to protect you. He will ''never'' once think to use his powers to unleash unholy hell on you and your loved ones as payback for all the crap you've put him through.



* If the only girl who ever loved you sincerely confesses her feelings for you and is almost killed right in front of you, you should ignore her confession completely and then never bring it up directly, even after you save her life and [[HoldingHands hold her hand]].
** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] the BigBad is [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.

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* If the only girl who ever truly loved you [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove sincerely confesses her feelings for you you]] and [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice is almost killed killed]] [[ForcedToWatch right in front of you, you]], you should ignore her confession completely and then never bring it up directly, even after [[BigDamnHeroes you save her life and life]], [[HoldingHands hold her hand]].
hand]], and then [[MindlinkMates hear her mentally call out your name in despair]].
** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], especially her]] (especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] the BigBad is [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]], her]]), spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for to her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.



* The best way to stop your friend from trying to fulfill an impossible promise while driven on by [[LovingAShadow an unrequited crush on you]] is to [[FalseConfession falsely tell him]] [[BlatantLies that you love him]].

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* The best way to stop your friend from trying to fulfill an impossible promise while driven on by [[LovingAShadow an unrequited crush on you]] is to [[FalseConfession [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim use that one-sided crush]] and falsely tell him]] him [[BlatantLies that you love him]].



*** Because you'll be EasilyForgiven later. Despite ruining many lives. Hell, you're the coolest despite the fact that everything about your actions says otherwise.

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*** Because you'll be EasilyForgiven later. Despite ruining many lives. Hell, you're the coolest despite the fact that everything about your actions blatantly says otherwise.



* Neglecting your child is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when they are feeling the same neglect you did as a child.
** You shouldn't make a clone because spending time with your children is extra work that you don't need.
** It's also OK to completely abandon your child and wife to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your child (which will cause you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.
* Marry your first love. Even if he's tried to kill you, he was just misunderstood. Moving on would [[WordOfGod apparently]] make you a horrible person.

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* Neglecting your child is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when they are feeling the same neglect you did as a child.
** You shouldn't make a clone because spending time with your children is extra work that you don't need.
** It's also OK to completely abandon your child and wife to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your child (which will cause you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.
* Marry your first love.the [[SingleTargetSexuality only guy you ever loved]]. Even if he's tried to kill you, he was just misunderstood. Moving on would [[WordOfGod apparently]] make you a horrible person.



* If your surname is "Uchiha", you're automatically a saint, should be EasilyForgiven and handwaved for your crimes. All the murders you committed, all the emotional abuse towards those who love you (or those you love), genocidal rage and responsibility for tons of other mayhem? It will be whitewashed because you're an Uchiha!

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* If your surname is "Uchiha", you're automatically a saint, should be EasilyForgiven and handwaved {{HandWave}}d for your crimes. All the murders you committed, all the emotional abuse towards those who love you (or those you love), genocidal rage and responsibility for tons of other mayhem? It will be whitewashed because you're an Uchiha!



* From ''Anime/BorutoNarutoTheMovie'' -- It's wrong to use unfair advantages like weapons that allow you to carry powerful ninjutsu into battle instead of using hard work. But having a powerful demon sealed into you that you can tap into, having a kekkai gekkai that literally allows you to learn whatever (non-kekkai gekkai) ninjutsu you want by watching it once, or having [[KungFuJesus ninja Jesus]] show up and basically grant you God-like powers are totally not unfair advantages.

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* From ''Anime/BorutoNarutoTheMovie'' -- It's wrong to use unfair advantages like weapons that allow you to carry powerful ninjutsu into battle instead of using hard work. But having a powerful demon sealed into you that you can tap into, having a kekkai gekkai that literally allows you to learn whatever (non-kekkai gekkai) ninjutsu you want by watching it once, or having [[KungFuJesus ninja Jesus]] show up and basically grant you God-like powers are totally not unfair advantages.advantages.
** Neglecting your child is okay when you have an entire village to run with no assistants to take your place. (Apart from your ability to create up to thousands of magical clones of yourself that is.) It is especially okay when [[Irony they are feeling the same neglect that both you and your wife did when you were children]].
*** You shouldn't make a clone because spending time with your children is extra work that you don't need.
* From ''Manga/{{Naruto Gaiden}} -- It's OK to completely abandon your wife and daughter to travel the world looking for vague threats to the point you've never even SEEN your daughter (which will cause you to attack them thinking they're a threat) if afterwards you have a single dinner with them.


** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] the BigBad is [[Yandere obsessed with her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.

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** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] the BigBad is [[Yandere [[{{Yandere}} obsessed with her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with the BigBad.


** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with [[BigBad another man]].

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** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], especially [[GreenEyedEpiphany once you notice that]] the BigBad is [[Yandere obsessed with her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly reject you]] and leave with [[BigBad another man]].the BigBad.



* The best way to stop your friend from trying to fulfill an impossible promise while driven on by unrequited love for you is to falsely tell him that you love him.

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* The best way to stop your friend from trying to fulfill an impossible promise while driven on by [[LovingAShadow an unrequited love for you crush on you]] is to [[FalseConfession falsely tell him him]] [[BlatantLies that you love him.him]].


** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to coldly "[[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim reject]]" you and leave with [[BigBad another man]].

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** At least until [[Anime/TheLastNarutoTheMovie two years later]], when [[LoveRevelationEpiphany you finally realize how you feel about her]], spend some time [[EveryoneCanSeeIt practically hitting on her]], and then confess your love for her, only for her to [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim coldly "[[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim reject]]" you reject you]] and leave with [[BigBad another man]].


* From [[Anime/BorutoNarutoTheMovie Boruto: Naruto The Movie]] - It's wrong to use unfair advantages like weapons that allow you to carry powerful ninjutsu into battle instead of using hard work. But having a powerful demon sealed into you that you can tap into, having a kekkai gekkai that literally allows you to learn whatever (non-kekkai gekkai) ninjutsu you want by watching it once, or having [[KungFuJesus ninja Jesus]] show up and basically grant you God-like powers are totally not unfair advantages.

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* From [[Anime/BorutoNarutoTheMovie Boruto: Naruto The Movie]] - ''Anime/BorutoNarutoTheMovie'' -- It's wrong to use unfair advantages like weapons that allow you to carry powerful ninjutsu into battle instead of using hard work. But having a powerful demon sealed into you that you can tap into, having a kekkai gekkai that literally allows you to learn whatever (non-kekkai gekkai) ninjutsu you want by watching it once, or having [[KungFuJesus ninja Jesus]] show up and basically grant you God-like powers are totally not unfair advantages.

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