History WMG / UTAU

[[WMG:Tei is from the same faction as [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Asakura Ryouko]]]].

* Tei=Lust ([[ADateWithRosiePalms Kinda]] [[{{Yandere}} obvious]])

** Well now I wanna see them all performing a [[Franchise/EvilliousChronicles certain set of Vocaloid songs...]]

Because Yamaha, whoever made UTAU, and some anime studio will partner and make a High School Spinoff Anime, called Song Academy, where the official Yamaha ones will be the main characters (including the dreaded non-Japanese ones, with Sweet Ann as the English teacher), their opensource counterparts will be secondary ones (with the exception of Kasane Teto, that became kinda popular, even more than the friggin' Defoko), most popular fancharacters, like Akita Neru and Yowane Haku will make their (usually comedic) appearances; and all the not so popular ones will be background, or single shot characters. Unless, of course, they are held high in popularity polls.

It might have started with the [=VIPpaloids=], which characteristics were given by 2ch [=VIPper=] posts, but some of them just sprouted of nowhere. A voicebank with only gibberish/garbled phonemes? Check. A dog head in a snake's body? Check. Singing plant/hybrid girl? Check. A cabbage with legs? CHECK. [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking UTAUloids]]? PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! The randomness burrrrrrns.

* Teto=Pride(Most popular UTAU, depicted as full of herself)
* Tei=Lust([[ADateWithRosiePalms Kinda]] [[{{Yandere}} obvious]])
* Ruko=Sloth(Again, [[LazyBum plain obvious]])
* Ritsu=Wrath({{Jerkass}})
* Rook=Envy(Only exists to play off Ruko)
* Miko=Gluttony, maybe?(Two TrademarkFavoriteFoods)

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[[WMG:Sukone Tei is a transgender [[{{Naruto}} Sasuke]].]]

[[WMG: Teto's is the [[GurrenLagann drill that will peirce the heavens]].]]

It might have started with the [=VIPpaloids=], which characteristics were given by 2ch [=VIPper=] posts, but some of them just sprouted of nowhere. A voicebank with only gibberish/garbled phonemes? Check. A dog head in a snake's body? Check. Singing plant/hybrid girl? Check. A cabbage with legs? CHECK. [[FurryFandom Furry]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking UTAUloids]]? PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! The randomness burrrrrrns.

There are already ninjas, robots, butlers, traps, trees, virus, cats, dogs, frogs, plants, ogres, chimeras, zombies, dragons, tigers...

[[WMG:Tei is from the same faction as [[HaruhiSuzumiya Asakura Ryouko]]]].

[[WMG:Sukone Tei is a transgendered [[{{Naruto}} Sasuke]].]]

The fact he's the only [=VIPPERloid=] without at least one of his eyes being [[RedEyesTakeAlert red]], added with the fact he has built-in heavy ballistics (his boob missiles), might mean he was built not as a joke on North Korea's allegation of nuclear bombs, but as a way to protect Vocaloids and other [=UTAUloids=] from a possible VIPPER attack.

[[WMG: alternately, ALL "jokeloids" are EldritchAbominations in UTAU world.]]

[[WMG: Donka Fjord is an EldritchAbomination [[EvilSealedInACan in the body of a cute android]].]]

[[WMG: Ritsu must be a special VIPPERloid.]]
The fact he's the only VIPPERloid without at least one of his eyes being [[RedEyesTakeAlert red]], added with the fact he has built-in heavy ballistics (his boob missiles), might mean he was built not as a joke on North Korea's allegation of nuclear bombs, but as a way to protect Vocaloids and other UTAUloids from a possible VIPPER attack.

There's no way time travelers from the future come to the present simply for fun. They must have their missions on this time, but probably forgot about those, as most UTAUloids seem to generally live pretty light-hearted lives.

[[WMG: There are NO normal UTAUloids.]]
No matter how much one tries to say that their UTAUloid is normal, it isn't. They'll always have a quirkness of some sort, even if they're just Miku recolors (although, being a Miku recolor should be quirky enough on its own).

Because Yamaha, whoever made UTAU, and some anime studio will partner and make a High School Spinoff Anime, called Song Academy, where the official Yamaha ones will be the main characters (including the dreaded non-Japanese ones, with Sweet Ann as the English teacher), their opensource counterparts will be secondary ones (with the exception of Kasane Teto, that became kinda popular, even more than the friggin' Default-ko), most popular fancharacters, like Akita Neru and Yowane Haku will make their (usually comedic) appearances; and all the not so popular ones will be background, or single shot characters. Unless, of course, they are held high in popularity polls.

* So, how do you explain when an UTAU gets high wuality renzoku and sounds like a Vocaloid?