History WMG / TheGarbagePailKidsMovie

Besides their utter insanity, they can't move their facial muscles very well, so their nerves might actually be rotting away.

So many critics had a different movie that was the worst, for reasons ranging from personal hatred, to bad acting, to lack of plot, to boring pacing, to bad subject matter. There was so much infighting, a group got together and decided to make ''the'' worst movie ever, with no possible chance for disagreement. They created the worst movie of all time.

* Well on the YMMV page under WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids, the movie was withdrawn almost as soon as it came because of the concerned parents, so that is definitely a possibility.

** Alternatively, the backlash was caused by the behaviour of the first batch of Garbage Pail Kids, resulting with the establishment of the State Home(s) of the Ugly. By the time the Garbage Pail Kids in the film arrived, the first group had been captured and exterminated alongside thousands of ugly people.

The sewer water was poisoned, and killed him. He dreamed the whole thing. Think about it - it explains EVERYTHING.
* It doesn't explain the space garbage pail, it doesn't explain the paintings with the moving eyes, it doesn't explain why the Pail is in the store, it doesn't explain why it overflowed with green goo, it doesn't explain why a group of 23 year olds were trying to beat up a 12 year old, it doesn't explain that laugh......

No, that's not a typo. The theory I propose is that the Garbage Pail Kids are actually Thyme Lords! And what are Thyme Lords, you ask? They are like Time Lords, but come from an alternate universe that is made of Squick, evil, and rotting corpses! On the alternate universe's equivalent of Gallifrey, clothes are highly valued, due to all the squickiness constantly making them unwearable. The Garbage Pail Kids were trained to make these clothes from birth, going through the most rigorous training courses, out of which, only the best tailors survived. In the alternate universe, beautiful people are the ones being genocided. The garbage can they arrive in is the alternate universe's equivalent of a TARDIS, the SADISTIS (Squick And Deadly Indigestion Sexy Thyme IN SPACE!). This model doesn't have a chameleon circuit, and is prone to slipping into different dimensions (mostly due to them not yet developing vomit-proofing and piss-proofing technology). Manzini, on the other hand, is a proper Time Lord. He knows what the garbage can truly is, having encountered it once before. The previous time, he opened it out of curiosity, and immediately regretted it. He was forced to leave that planet to come to Earth, and start a new life, away from the reproductive orgies and various other squicky things the prevous batch did. Thusly, he dedicated himself to keeping this one closed until he could destroy it, and, consequently, them. Unfortunately, they escaped. The reason he's smiling at the end when they drive away is because he actually hated this planet because he had to protect it, and now that he doesn't have to protect it anymore, he can find a new one to live on. By the way, after the kids take over through massive reproduction and other squicky activities, they will begin their genocide of beautiful people (in other words, all humans-the State Home for the Ugly, unbeknown to Manzini, is run by a different Time Lord who created it to kill the kids should they ever arrive on the planet, due to his paranoia coming from a previous run-in HE had with such beings). ENJOY YOUR NIGHTMARES! >:D

[[spoiler:obviously, it was run by SEELE]] The Home was form to test cloning, as seen with Lincoln and Gandhi. [[spoiler: The implied liquidation parade was actually trying to find ways to extract LCL, before settling on using Lilith.]] The Garbage Pail Kids were the reason why Instrumentality happened in the place, those kids were too damn annoying!

The only police officers in the film work with the State Home for the Ugly. Nobody bats an eye when Tangerine tries to commit statutory rape, and the adults are, if anything, supportive. There doesn't appear to be a school system of any kind, keeping children like Dodger uneducated (he'd never heard of Pandora's Box, etc). The government, as well as not having any proper schooling, no police department, no laws and citizens with no real morals, is also a government that condones the mass-genocide of people who're displeasing to the eye. The America in which this film takes place is a totalitarian, Nazi-like society that's keeping its people uneducated and trying to bring about a mass-genocide of the ugly.

[[WMG: This movie is related to Uwe Boll.]]
Specifically, it is connected to Uwe. It wasn't just the fact that is was awful that it's a fake, but they unintentionally created an EldritchAbomination. However the movie, while sentient and horrific, had humanity and didn't want mankind's minds to snap when seeing it. So it siphoned off excess badness so it was simply a ''really'' bad movie. Said excess badness found a human host in Uwe Boll, before directing movies. The reason why he's so bad at directing is because of this.

* [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice going, Garbage Pail Kids]]. You just created the [[CrapsaccharineWorld secretly unpleasant society]] of "[[Series/TheTwilightZone Number 12 Looks Just Like You]]."

* Tae-goo is good with kids (as in, ''actual'' kids, not whatever the hell the GPK are) so his re-incarnation would be friendly with Dodger. However, he's a bit shady and he likes to keep secrets. It would be in his nature to claim they have "inner beauty" and yet want to force them into a garbage pail, so what he'd want with them, is as always, a mystery. Since he's "The Weird", his shop must be weird, too.
The only way this couldn't be possible is that Tae-goo was killed (in the International cut of ''Film/TheGoodTheBadTheWeird'', at least), in 1941 so Captain Manzini would be in his '40s.