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He is a God of the ancient winter festival, not the (supposed) birth of Mr. Christ. He delivers presents by [[Literature/{{Hogfather}} being in his own time]], and [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve delivers more to children that believe in him]], explaining why children get less presents as they grow older, and why adults get none. The non-believing adults come up with their own explanation for this, being that they bought the presents.

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He is a God of the ancient winter festival, not the (supposed) birth of Mr. Christ. He delivers presents by [[Literature/{{Hogfather}} [[Discworld/{{Hogfather}} being in his own time]], and [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve delivers more to children that believe in him]], explaining why children get less presents as they grow older, and why adults get none. The non-believing adults come up with their own explanation for this, being that they bought the presents.


[[WMG:Santa is actually [[LordOfTheRings Sauron]].]]

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[[WMG:Santa is actually [[LordOfTheRings [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]].]]


He comes only at night, he only enters your house during the one night when [[MustBeInvited he is invited]], and he [[{{Twilight}} watches you when you sleep]].

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He comes only at night, he only enters your house during the one night when [[MustBeInvited he is invited]], and he [[{{Twilight}} [[Literature/{{Twilight}} watches you when you sleep]].


And [[DeadGuyJunior Rudolph was named for him]].

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And [[DeadGuyJunior Rudolph was named for him]].him]].

[[WMG: Santa keeps all the presents inside a monumentally large (on the inside) BagOfHolding.]]
Really, how else is he going to fit in all the presents for all those millions of children?



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* Mom and Dad... How could you? We donít even celebrate Christmas? Why?



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* Plus, Satan is an anagram of Santa.


[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} No, not that robot]]. The elves knew that no one man could deliver all the presents, so they created a RidiculouslyHumanRobot instead. [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy He posed as a 4th century saint]], and over the centuries has been upgraded to handle the growing population. The reindeer are also robots. Santa doesn't eat milk and cookies like a man, [[EatingMachine but turns them into bio-fuel]]. It's why he's even able to eat all those calories; he needs a lot of fuel to deliver to those kids. Other functions include the ability to compress his chassis and generate lubricant so he can go through chimneys and an advanced computer brain so he can list everyone as naughty or nice. Since he's a robot it's why he doesn't age. As for how he can be in so many places in one place? It's because there's a MasterComputer where Santa's consciousness lives, piloting different Santa bodies.

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[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} No, not that robot]]. The elves knew that no one man could deliver all the presents, so they created a RidiculouslyHumanRobot instead. [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy He posed as a 4th century saint]], and over the centuries has been upgraded to handle the growing population. The reindeer are also robots. Santa doesn't eat milk and cookies like a man, [[EatingMachine but turns them into bio-fuel]]. It's why he's even able to eat all those calories; he needs a lot of fuel to deliver to those kids. Other functions include the ability to compress his chassis and generate lubricant so he can go through chimneys and an advanced computer brain so he can list everyone as naughty or nice. Since he's a robot it's why he doesn't age. As for how he can be in so many places in one place? It's because there's a MasterComputer where Santa's consciousness lives, piloting different Santa bodies.bodies.

[[WMG: In life, Saint Nicholas knew a Germanic-born man with a name like Hrōþulfas or Hruodwulfa (something derived from Proto-Germanic *Hrōþiwulfaz, anyway), with whom he had a bond of friendship.]]
And [[DeadGuyJunior Rudolph was named for him]].


It's just that your parents ([[YouSuck yours specifically]]) are horrible, horrible people who re-label some of the gifts and all of the coal you get from him, sell some to fund their bribing of other people to keep you in the dark, have your housekeeper brownie spend all his time on being an OrwellianEditor to eliminate any proof of Santa on the sites you visit, and have been keeping you in a dark, Santa-less world ForTheEvulz.

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It's just that your parents ([[YouSuck yours specifically]]) (yours specifically) are horrible, horrible people who re-label some of the gifts and all of the coal you get from him, sell some to fund their bribing of other people to keep you in the dark, have your housekeeper brownie spend all his time on being an OrwellianEditor to eliminate any proof of Santa on the sites you visit, and have been keeping you in a dark, Santa-less world ForTheEvulz.



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** [[https://www.bostonglobe.com/ideas/2012/12/23/saw-paranormal-santa-claus/4HNUxlrZLFvo3T46VNTSJL/story.html Some paranormal researchers think so, at least.]]


Because he betrayed Christ, he could not die even when he killed himself. After centuries of WhoWantsToLiveForever, Judas changed his ways and decided to be generous instead of greedy. He would continue Jesus' message of generosity and goodwill, though felt he should be areligious because he didn't deserve to be so after said betrayal.

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Because he betrayed Christ, he could not die even when he killed himself. After centuries of WhoWantsToLiveForever, Judas changed his ways and decided to be generous instead of greedy. He would continue Jesus' message of generosity and goodwill, though felt he should be areligious because he didn't deserve to be so after said betrayal.betrayal.

[[WMG: Santa Claus is a robot.]]
[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} No, not that robot]]. The elves knew that no one man could deliver all the presents, so they created a RidiculouslyHumanRobot instead. [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy He posed as a 4th century saint]], and over the centuries has been upgraded to handle the growing population. The reindeer are also robots. Santa doesn't eat milk and cookies like a man, [[EatingMachine but turns them into bio-fuel]]. It's why he's even able to eat all those calories; he needs a lot of fuel to deliver to those kids. Other functions include the ability to compress his chassis and generate lubricant so he can go through chimneys and an advanced computer brain so he can list everyone as naughty or nice. Since he's a robot it's why he doesn't age. As for how he can be in so many places in one place? It's because there's a MasterComputer where Santa's consciousness lives, piloting different Santa bodies.



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* So he's a reverse Wandering Jew?



I read this theory somewhere before, and it makes some..sense? "he sees you when you're sleeping" who sees you when you are sleeping? Your parents! "he knows when you're awake" your parents would know if you're awake or not. "he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!" your parents would know if you were good or bad all year.

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I read this theory somewhere before, and it makes some..sense? "he sees you when you're sleeping" who sees you when you are sleeping? Your parents! "he knows when you're awake" your parents would know if you're awake or not. "he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!" your parents would know if you were good or bad all year.year.

[[WMG: Santa is Judas Iscariot.]]
Because he betrayed Christ, he could not die even when he killed himself. After centuries of WhoWantsToLiveForever, Judas changed his ways and decided to be generous instead of greedy. He would continue Jesus' message of generosity and goodwill, though felt he should be areligious because he didn't deserve to be so after said betrayal.


According to a kid's book, Santa Claus was a childhood friend of The Christ, and of the same age. The latter asked him to give presents to everyone at His Birthday. Santa Claus was hinted [[InexplicablyAwesome to be immortal and have magic abilities from birth]], helping him for the task.

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According to a kid's book, Santa Claus was a childhood friend of The Christ, and of the same age. The latter asked him to give presents to everyone at His Birthday. Santa Claus was hinted [[InexplicablyAwesome to be immortal and have magic abilities from birth]], helping him for the task.task.

[[WMG: The song "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" is meant to reveal that Santa is/was your parents.]]
I read this theory somewhere before, and it makes some..sense? "he sees you when you're sleeping" who sees you when you are sleeping? Your parents! "he knows when you're awake" your parents would know if you're awake or not. "he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!" your parents would know if you were good or bad all year.


The only evidence I need is I stayed up all Christmas Eve and did not see one sign of him, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]. And this can only mean he is now [[WebAnimation/Eddsworld Zanta Claws.]]

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The only evidence I need is I stayed up all Christmas Eve and did not see one sign of him, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]. And this can only mean he is now [[WebAnimation/Eddsworld [[WebAnimation/EddsWorld Zanta Claws.]]


The only evidence I need is I stayed up all Christmas Eve and did not see one sign of him, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]. And this can only mean he is now [[EddsWorld Zanta Claws.]]

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The only evidence I need is I stayed up all Christmas Eve and did not see one sign of him, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]. And this can only mean he is now [[EddsWorld [[WebAnimation/Eddsworld Zanta Claws.]]


[[WMG:Santa is {{TV Tropes}}.]]

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[[WMG:Santa is {{TV Tropes}}.Wiki/TVTropes.]]

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