History WMG / DragonBallZAbridged

[[WMG: [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Beerus]] will be introduced in a ''Battle of Gods Abridged'' as a colleague of Mr. Popo.]]

[[WMG: Gohan and Piccolo suffer from StockholmSyndrome and LimaSyndrome respectively.]]

** Not only jossed, but the ActingForTwo aspect is subverted with ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} vs. Cell, in that Takahata101 (who voices Deadpool in ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'') did not voice Deadpool there, leading to DB Deadpool to interrupt TheStinger and argue with "Cell Vs." Deadpool, thus coming back to lampshade the trope.

* [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Kirito]]: He will confront Cell, not for a challenge, but to offer a sponsorship deal for the Cell Games with the Kirito is Always Right Foundation. He will then be rejected due to Cell's deal with Hetap. Reminder that Creator/Takahata101 took part in this series

** Dr. Gero-I noticed both Nappa and Guru were voiced by Creator/Takahata101, so I figure there might be a pattern.

** Well actually, Cooler already did have a couple of lines in the Bardock special, where he was voiced by [=KaiserNeko=], at a guess I'd say they'd stick with him, and if you look on their channel, the cast list already has voice actors noted for the other two - Cell is to be Creator/Takahata101, and Creator/Hbi2k is to be King Cold. Of course, this could easily change, as it's still a ways off before we'll be seeing them, so I wouldn't say it's totally {{jossed}}, but yeah.

[[WMG: There will be an OedipusComplex theme with Gohan.]]

He'll be [[WiseBeyondTheirYears intelligent]] and [[CreepyChild caustic]], but most of the characters will either ignore this or simply not understand his [[BabyLanguage baby talk]]. Also [[OedipusComplex he'll loathe Vegeta and have a severe mommy complex towards Bulma]].

* [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]]

** [[spoiler: Shenlong is happily subservient to Popo, addressing him as "master." Popo, in return, seems to show absolutely no malice towards him. Then again he was also higher than a satellite.]]

** Jossed on all parts.

* [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Alucard]]: Just for the sheer humor of [=Takahata101=] TalkingToHimself.
** Not only jossed, but the TalkingToHimself aspect is subverted with ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} vs. Cell, in that Takahata101 (who voices Deadpool in ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'') did not voice Deadpool there, leading to DB Deadpool to interrupt TheStinger and argue with "Cell Vs." Deadpool, thus coming back to lampshade the trope.

He is TheChewToy after all. When he arrives, he'll go "Oh come on, [[CallBack Bulma was in her underwear]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms for WEEKS!]]" However, this will be a BrickJoke. Krillin will unite with Vegeta and Nappa, in order to get revenge on Freeza, haunting him until [[VillainousBreakdown he snaps.]] While Nappa agrees quickly(hey, Freeza was awfully evil and made him seem foolish), this isn't the case with Vegeta, until:

While Piccolo's comment about "opening up the Dead Zone and letting out Garlic Jr." rather than deal with Broly implies that he and Kami were LockedOutOfTheLoop about Garlic's fate at the hands of Popo, remember that TFS has stated in the past that [[WordOfGod they consider the movies to be their own separate timelines to the show]]. Here, Garlic Jr. didn't make the mistake of [[DoNotTauntCthulhu mouthing off to Popo]] upon arriving to the Lookout, and Popo, partly because the booty call had cancelled at the last minute and he needed something to occupy his time, and partly because he "[[CallBack wanted to see how (Garlic Jr.) would mess things up]] ''[[CallBack this]]'' [[CallBack time]]," decided to let Garlic Jr. capture himself and Kami, content in the knowledge he could just break himself out whenever he damn well pleased. Thus, here, the Garlic Jr. Saga Abridged happened in this timeline, featuring such jokes as Krillin fearing upon learning of Garlic's escape that he's going demand royalties for ''[[ShowWithinAShow Skygina]]'', the victims of the Black Water Mist being mistaken by Krillin at first as just working off their sexual repression, Popo scaring off the previous Guardians when they attempt to prevent him and Kami from delivering the Sacred Water, and Piccolo lampshading [[WhatAnIdiot Garlic Jr.'s stupidity]] for once again opening up the Dead Zone, the only place that can imprison him, to deal with himself, Gohan and Krillin.

It'll be revealed that Perfect Cell isn't any more inherently powerful than a boosted up Imperfect Cell-however [[WhatAnIdiot Nappa's stupidity]] will prevent Cell from having the super-intelligence and focus needed to reach his potential. The reason why Dr Gero made Android 17 and 18 is because he needs to get rid of the inherent stupidity in Nappa. Chiaotzu's genes will be responsible for Cell's Pokemon-esque traits. Cell is a Bug/Fighting type.

[[WMG: Super Buu will be voiced by [[GutturalGrowler Grimmjack69]]]]
I certainly know I'd want this to be the case!

[[WMG: Gohan and Videl's relationship will start off similar to [[Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged Cloud and Tifa's]].]]

[[WMG: There will be a reference to the infamous PrisonRape gag from ''Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged'']]

A hint that TFS wants to do an abridged version of it. After all, they already have Creator/JustinBriner voicing [[Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged Cloud]], and Funimation is no stranger to ParodyAssistance.

[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]] discovered the comic and needing to destroy it and everything related to, [[SummonBiggerFish he brought the biggest fish he could find on short notice]]. Knowing threatening Christmas is BerserkButton for Goku, he showed him the entirety of Warrior Christmas, prompting Goku to temporally enrage into a super saiyan 3 [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] and destroy the Warrior, the terrain of estimate, and every other thing in the comic that shouldn't exist.

[[WMG: Mr. Popo will eventually get his own SelfDemonstratingArticle page on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki.]]

* Alternatively, they'll play it completely straight and turn the NightmareFuel UpToEleven.

The original scene already had a Bad Touch vibe which could be turned UpToEleven in the Abridged version.

Going with how this series handled the Ginyu Force by taking the Franchise/SuperSentai jokes UpToEleven, they make Mr. Satan even dumber than Nappa.

Reason? [=SSJ2=] Gohan was a total AxCrazy maniac, personifying BewareTheNiceOnes. Given Abridged Gohan has a habit of being quite aggressive when pushed too far, its only fitting for [=SSJ2=] Gohan to [[UpToEleven make Mr. Popo look harmless by comparison.]] There'll be an equivalent to Vegeta's scream, in which we hear everyone's reaction.

I say this because, like Nyarly, Popo [[ScaryBlackMan has a black avatar]], is sadistic, and [[HumanoidAbomination is wrong despite looking like a person.]] Plus they're both NightmareFuel. This may explain why even the Kami's are wary of him. It also would make Popo [[UpToEleven even more terrifying.]]

She's arleady a classic tsundere to begin with, so why not take Videl UpToEleven?

[[WMG: Zamasu will take his [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] traits UpToEleven, while Goku Black will be more GenreSavvy.]]

* Alternatively, he will be The Vamp from VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty and be voiced by Creator/LordQuadros. (and for extra humor, Gohan will be like Raiden)

[[WMG: When Gohan becomes the Great Saiyaman, he'll be a full-blown ''[[Franchise/KamenRider Kamen Rider]]'']]

[[WMG: Dr. Gero will sound like [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Dr. Wily]] in the American cartoon.]]

* [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Sailor Moon]]: TFS recently invited Megami33 to play VideoGame/{{Shantae}} with them so this seems likely. Given Cell's status as a MemeticMolester, he could start cracking jokes about how a 14-year old girl in a really short skirt is facing him.

This series loves to make [[CallBack Call Backs]] to other jokes, and everyone will be so speechless they will just drop ideas, also a reference to how the term for it didn't come about until after the Cell saga ended.

*** Alternatively, him being such a LoveFreak it would give [[Disgaea Flone]] pause.

[[WMG: Mr. Popo is the only male [[Franchise/PokeMon Jynx]] in existence.]]

* They could probably cheat a bit to give Raditz an [=SS3=] form and merely [[RapunzelHair recolour his hair.]] Maybe get rid of his eyebrows too, for the extra mile. Especially if it was something like just one or two shots of him, like:

** Confirmed in Episode 55, where Goku talks about [[FoeYay how handsome Cell is.]]

Gone will be the goofy, perpetually hungry ditz with the high, chipper voice of MasakoX, and in his place will be a serious fighter with a bottomlessly strong will and BloodKnight-ness out the wazoo, voiced in a far more Schemmel-esque manner. And just like Gohan going SS2 against Cell, it will be ''terrifying''.