History Tropers / TheHeroHartmut

Hey, how's it goin'? I can't say I know why you're reading this, being honest with ya. There's not really all that much to know about me; I'm just an Irish guy who's spent the last few years of his life on the internet. Well, it's not as though I had much of a social life to ruin, anyway...

Named after the character from ''FireEmblemElibe''. Creator of the somewhat poorly-defined trope, ThisIsASong.

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Hey, how's it goin'? I can't say I know why you're reading this, being honest with ya. There's not really all that much to know about me; I'm just a young Irish guy who's spent the last few years of his life on the internet. Well, it's not as though I had much of a social life to ruin, anyway...

Hobbies include Internet browsing (whether on TV Tropes, [[http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/ Neoseeker forums]] [[http://www.neoseeker.com/members/The+Hero+Hartmut/ (under the same name]], though I'm not really active there anymore), or just watching some animes, or stuff on YouTube), singing, and video games (particularly for the music).

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[[folder:Tropes that The Hero Hartmut believes to fit him]]

* AloneInACrowd
* ArchiveBinge (averted when it comes to watching streamed shows online, as, while Megavideo is low-quality, he uses its time limiter as a method of controlling how much he watches in a day. Played straight with webcomics he discovers, however, which have no such system)
* BigEater (though this has lessened in recent years)
* TheBigGuy (though it seems that many would see him as TheBrute at first glance)
* ContemplateOurNavels (he's got a bad little habit of {{wangst}}ing about stuff like life and its ultimate purpose if given too much alone time to think)
* CreatureOfHabit (which he perceives to be the root of many of his problems)
* GentleGiant
-->'''Hartmut's sister ''[paraphrased]'':''' You're too nice to be intimidating.
* IJustWantToBeLoved (but don't we all?)
* LonersAreFreaks
* ParalyzingFearOfSexuality
* SelfDeprecation (his primary method of communication, [[LampshadeHanging in case you haven't guessed]])
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness (though subverted in that, while he does have an above-average vocabulary (which, in itself, calls into question the standard of the average), he frequently descends from this into BuffySpeak, since he often has trouble expressing himself verbally)
* StoutStrength (he's an overweight guy who's capable of lifting and transporting three-seater couches by himself. It's all in how you position yourself)
* TheTeetotaler ([[{{Irony}} he may be Irish, but he has no intention of ever drinking or getting drunk]], primarily due to the fear that he would turn out to be a [[DrowningMySorrows depressive drunk]])

(tropes will be added as they occur to him)
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[[folder:Tropes that others feel apply to The Hero Hartmut]]
* {{Adorkable}}: Like most of the other tropers around here :P - @/CrazyDawg
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[[folder:Vandal's Paradise]]
* ''[[{{Portal}} The Television Tropes and Idioms Center reminds you that the Tagalong Tableware cannot speak. In the event that the Tagalong Tableware does speak, the Television Tropes and Idioms Center urges you to disregard its advice.]]''- [[@/VoidsEmpathy A Troper of the TvTropes Center]]
* Kaboom. - @/IvanTheMouse
* -graffiti's page- There ya go -dance- Wannabeotaku
* More like Vandals' Hell, actually; but we have such a good time that we don't even notice it. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
* Hello, fellow vandal! I hate to give such a lame answer to a question you asked on my troper page, but I'm learning Irish for two main reasons: 1) It's for a screenplay, and 2) I have a really weird tendency to think the most brain-breaking languages are the most fun to speak. --@/{{Sharysa}}
* If I'm not mistaken, I'm required to vandalize you back. Shoutouts from America!--@/ScanVisor
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FireIceLightning/Quotes

Hobbies include Internet browsing (whether on TV Tropes, [[http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/ Neoseeker forums]] [[http://www.neoseeker.com/members/The+Hero+Hartmut/ (under the same name]], though I'm not really active there anymore), [[http://www.girlsaskguys.com/ GirlsAskGuys]], or just watching some animes, or stuff on YouTube), singing, and video games (particularly for the music).

* CelibateHero (insofar as the word 'hero' applies)

* DoubleConsciousness (he's a [[{{Dandere}} totally different person]] when singing, and especially when with his college's choral society)
* DyingAlone (his greatest fear)
* ExtremeDoormat

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* If I'm not mistaken, I'm required to vandalize you back. Shoutouts from America!--@ScanVisor

* If I'm not mistaken, I'm required to vandalize you back. Shoutouts from America--@ScanVisor!

* If I'm not mistaken, I'm required to vandalize you back. Shoutouts from America!

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''Mary!\\
Mary, can you hear me?\\
Mary, this is Jimmy!\\
I've come home!\\
\\
[[blue:Jimmy,\\
That's really lovely,\\
Except this isn't Mary;\\
I've just got her phone.\\
\\
My name is Leroy, and I have it on account of\\
I'm the driver of the taxi that Mary just got out of.\\
She left in a bit of a rush;\\
Said something about needing to be sick in a bush.]]\\
\\
It's so good to hear your voice, Mary!\\
[[blue:(This isn't Mary.)]]\\
I know I never loved you like I should, Mary!\\
[[blue:(Leroy, not Mary.)]]\\
Remember that last night in Paris, Mary?\\
[[blue:(No, I don't, actually.)]]\\
You took my nipples and you-\\
[[blue:(Listen, dude, this really isn't Mary.)]]\\
What?\\
[[blue:(I said, this isn't Mary.)]]\\
Sorry. My mistake.\\
\\
Terry!\\
[[green:(Hey, is that Jimmy?)]]\\
Terry can you hear me?\\
[[green:(No, not really;\\
I'm at a noisy party!)]]\\
I'm trying to track down Mary;\\
I think she's lost her phone.\\
[[green:What? Text me, just text me!)]]\\
\\
I was just wondering if you have Mary's home number;\\
[[green:(What?)]]\\
I've got something big to tell her and I can't bear it any longer.\\
[[green:(But I can't- I can't-)]]\\
Terry, are you still there?\\
[[green:Yeah, dude, hang on, I was just grabbing a beer.]]\\
\\
[[green:Okay, dude, I'm outside now, and I can totally hear you.\\
What do you want?]]\\
Mary's number!\\
[[green:(Aw, dude, get down here; this Jaeger!)\\
I'm wearing a toga! There's a hot tub out front!]]\\
Just the number, thank you!\\
[[green:I seem to remember a lot of 3s in Mary's number...]]\\
(Well, that's a start!)\\
[[green:(Or was there a 7? Maybe like a 9...\\
Geez, I don't know...
Oh, hey, girl, what's goin' on?)]]''\\
\\
[dial tone]\\
\\
''[[evil:(You do not have sufficient credit to make this call.)]]\\
(Shit.)\\
\\
''[[evil:The number you have entered is 607790271.\\
Please hold while we're retrieving your balance.\\
(You have topped up by -\\
20!\\
- Euro! Your new balance is -\\
20!\\
- Euro, and -\\
20!\\
- cent!)\\
\\
Mary!\\
Mary!\\
\\
[[purple:(There's no Mary here!)]]\\
[[teal:(I've never heard of 'Mary'.)]]\\
[[red:(She's gone! She moved away!)]]\\
[[cinnamon:(We got no Mary, but we got a Maureen. Maureen!)]]\\
[[gray:(What?)]]\\
[[cinnamon:(Phone!)]]\\
[[gray:(Ah, fuck you, I'm in the shower!)]]\\
[[red:(You find her, you tell her she owes me money!)]]\\
[[forestgreen:(There no Mary here! You prace orda, you prace orda now!)]]\\
[[gold:(I don't know about Mary, but YOU sound nice!)\\
\\
MARY!\\
\\
[[pink:(Hello! Mary here!)\\
\\
Mary! This is Jimmy, how are ya?\\
Jimmy McKenzie. Remember how I used to love you?\\
Remember Paris?\\
Yeah, that's me; the nipple guy.\\
\\
How have you been, there, Mary?\\
Tell me 'bout your hopes, your dreams and your fears, Mary.\\
Uh-huh.\\
Yeah, that's great, listen, shut up a sec.\\
\\
Mary, I got something to tell you:\\
Now, it's not a big deal, but you should probably go to a doctor,\\
Or a clinic.\\
No, not AIDS, but it's an itchy one.\\
\\
Well, I wouldn't in hindsight, Mary,\\
But it takes two to tango, and I was kinda caught up in the moment...\\
And that harness!\\
Ha, ha, ha, yeah, those were crazy days.\\
\\
But, listen, shut up again, Mary.\\
I've got a lot of calls to make, and it took me so long to do this one...\\
Which reminds me:\\
Before I go, put your sister on!

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* -graffiti's page- There ya go -dance- [[@/Wannabeotaku Wannabeotaku]]

Creator of the somewhat poorly-defined trope, ThisIsASong.

[[folder:Tropes that fit The Hero Hartmut]]

* CreatureOfHabit (what he perceives to be the root of many of his problems)
* DoubleConsciousness (he's a [[{{Dandere}} totally different person]] when singing or when with his college's choral society)

* SelfDeprecation (his primary method of communication, [[LampshadeHanging in case you haven't guessed])

--> '''Hartmut's sister ''[paraphrased]'':''' You're too nice to be intimidating.

* SelfDeprecation (his primary method of communication)

* StoutStrength (he's a fat guy who's capable of lifting and transporting three-seater couches by himself. It's all in how you position yourself)

[[AC:Tropes that fit @/TheHeroHartmut]]

(tropes will be added as they occur to him)

* ParalysingFearOfSexuality

Hey, how's it goin'? I can't say I know why you're reading this, but thanks for your concern. There's not really all that much to know about me; I'm just a young Irishman who's spent the last few years of his life on the internet. Well, it's not as though I had much of a social life to ruin, anyway...

Hobbies include Internet browsing (whether on TV Tropes, [[http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/ Neoseeker forums]] [[http://www.neoseeker.com/members/The+Hero+Hartmut/ (under the same name)]], [[http://www.girlsaskguys.com/ GuysAskGirls]], or just watching some animes, or stuff on YouTube), singing, and video games (particularly for the music).

* TheBigGuy (though it seems that some see him as TheBrute at first glance)
* ContemplateOurNavels (he's got a little bad habit of {{wangst}}ing about stuff like life and its ultimate purpose if given too much alone time to think)

* FatAndProud (though perhaps slightly less emphasis on the 'Proud' bit)

* IJustWantToBeLoved

* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness (though subverted in that, while he does have an above-average vocabulary, he frequently descends from this into BuffySpeak, since he often has trouble expressing himself verbally)
* TheTeetotaler ([[{{Irony}} he may be Irish, but he has no intention of ever getting drunk]], primarily due to the fear that he would turn out to be a [[DrowningMySorrows depressive drunk]]))

* FatAndProud (though perhaps slightly less emphasis on the 'Proud')

(to be continued later)

Hobbies include Internet browsing (whether on TV Tropes, [[http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/ Neoseeker forums]] [[http://www.neoseeker.com/members/The+Hero+Hartmut/ (under the same name)]], or just watching some animes, or stuff on YouTube), singing, and video games (particularly for the music).

[[AC:Tropes that fit TheHeroHartmut]]

* ContemplateOurNavels (he's got a little bad habit of {[wangst}}ing about stuff if given to much alone time to think)
* DoubleConsciousness (he's a total [[{{Dandere}} totally different person]] when singing)

--> '''Hartmut's sister:''' You're too nice to be intimidating.

* TheBigGuy (though it seems that some see him as TheBrute at first glance)